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Author has written 3 stories for Fifty Shades Trilogy, Waterloo Road, and Harry Potter.

Hi, my name is Kirsty :)

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing


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I hate stereotyping. Mine are bolded:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm SANDY BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I'm A GOOD STUDENT, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll..

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm OF IRISH DESCENDANTS, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be a loner

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm white so I MUST carry white out for emo cuts

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.(who doesn't)

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with eithera cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Don't we all at some point)

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I CURSE a lot, so I MUST be a rebel.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.

I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be lesbian.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST have no female friends.

I don't have many FRIENDS, so I MUST be unpopular

I am AGGRESSIVE WHEN I’M ON MY PERIOD, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love pink

I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak

I wear BRACES, so I MUST be a nerd

I like WEBKINZ, so I MUST be childish

I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST have bad taste in music

I like DISNEY singers and shows, so I MUST be childish

I’m CONFUSED ABOUT WHAT MY RELIGION IS AT THE MOMENT, so I MUST be misguided.

I GREW UP PLAYING WITH TOY CARS AND LEGO, so I MUST be a guy.

My FAVORITE COLOUR IS BLUE, so I MUST be a guy.

I LOVE BLOWING BUBBLES BECAUSE THEY MAKE ME SMILE AND REMIND ME OF BETTER TIMES, so I MUST be childish.

I LIKE BOYS AND GIRLS, so I MUST not be Christian.

I LOVE SLASH, so I MUST be perverted.

I LIKE GETTING LOST IN A BOOK, so I MUST be a loner.

I’m NOT EMO, OR GOTH, OR GANGSTER, OR A SKATER, OR A PREP, why can’t I just be me? Labels suck.

I’m NOT AFRAID TO STAND UP FOR WHAT I BELIEVE IN, so I MUST be an annoying person who tries to shove my beliefs down your throat.

I HAVE BEEN BULLIED, so I MUST be a weak person.

I DON’T TRY TO BE PART OF THE CROWD, so I MUST be a loner.

When GIVEN THE CHOICE BETWEEN MY FRIENDS OR THE “IN” CROWD I CHOSE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be stupid.

I PROCRASTINATE, so I MUST be lazy.

I CHEERED WHEN DUMBLEDORE DIED, so I MUST be cold hearted (even though he was a manipulative berk)

I WISH I COULD HUG SEVERUS SNAPE, so I MUST be suicicidal.

I'm a guy so I must think about sex 24/7.

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You're Too Big a Harry Potter Fan when...

You mutter nonsense Latin words under your breath.

You call your least favorite teacher Snape.

Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and you run outside looking for an owl.

You actually ask for a broom for Christmas.

You mutter "lumos" under your breath every time you turn on a flashlight.

You sort everyone you meet into the four Hogwarts houses. (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin.)

You were burned when you couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.

You had to go to the hospital after you broke your nose running headfirst into the wall between platforms nine and ten.

You point a normal things like parking meters and say "Look at the things these muggles dream up!"

You try on every piece of silvery fabric your mom has to see if you turn invisible

Before getting up to get something, you always try to summon it first. Accio TV remote!

You were reduced to tears when you finally had book 5, 6, and 7 in your hands.

You refer to your Chemistry class as Potions

You spend hours tapping bricks in special orders hoping that a secret entrance to Diagon Alley will appear.

When playing chess, you yell orders to the chess players and get upset when they don't move.

You yell into the "tellyfone."

You get extraordinarily emotional every time you hear "Hedwig's Theme".

Despite being an American, you use the word "wicked" all the time because Rupert Grint does.

You get thoroughly overexcited every time you see a word somewhere that is distantly linked with HP (ie. Saint Hedwig's).

You name all of your pets after HP characters.

You know that Harry's birthday is July 31, 1980, Hermione's birthday is September 19, 1980 and Ron's birthday is March 3rd, 1980 even though it never said in the books.

You refer to Voldemort as "You-Know-Who", and your friends don't have any idea who you're talking about.

You were kicked out of the movie theater for standing on your chair, throwing your shoe at the screen and yelling "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!" over and over again, even for the most trivial differences.

You count the days until you're old enough for your apparating license, and everyone else thinks you're talking about driving


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In Remembrance:
In Remembrance to Severus Snape,
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,
Who fought bravely to the very end,
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,
With many jokes,
He's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby,
Who was more free and full of love,
Than any elf, and most humans.

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,
The last real Marauder,
Who was not just a wonderful father,
An incredible husband and a brave hero,
As well as an awesome wearwolf,

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,
Who died for the greater good,
And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,

In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody,
Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,

In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,
Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,
But who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end,

In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,
Whose past and wisdom confused us,
Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,
But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,
Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,
She deserved everything she got in the end,

In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,
Who we really didn't know too well,
But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,
So he must've done something good...
Besides stalking Harry,

In Remembrance to Hedwig
Harry's first real friend,
Who lived and died soaring.


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If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.

If you cried when Dobby died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), copy and paste this into your profile

If you want J.K.R. to make a series about the Marauders, copy this into your profile.

If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.

If you make random Harry Potter references to your friends to see if they get them (they never do) put this in your profile.

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12/11/2013 - Posted my first completed story - A Spark of Trouble (Waterloo Road, spanking fan-fic)


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Mindful Eyes by JadeSullivan reviews
Sequel to Emerald Eyes; AU--The summer before 3rd year brings new obstacles for Harry and Snape, especially when the Potions master realizes he isn't the only one minding the Boy Who Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,376 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Risky Romance - Original Cut by ThomasAngryBirds reviews
Princess Twilight Sparkle and Crystal Empire royal guard Flash Sentry are in love with each other, but are afraid to admit their feelings because Shining Armor is Twilight's brother and Flash's boss. Comet Tail, Flash's rival for Twilight's heart, does what he can to ensure the light purple alicorn falls for him and not Flash. Has Twilight and Flash's love ended before it's begun?
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,657 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 1/28 - [Twilight Sparkle, Flash Sentry] Shining Armor, OC - Complete
Fifty Shades of All the Tea in China by showdog reviews
Ana said she wouldn't work for Christian's company 'for all the tea in China'. But what if Ana didn't get the publishing job and landed an internship at GEH instead? Could she work for him and be his 'more' at the same time? Set after the break up and reconciliation at the start of FSD.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 160,012 - Reviews: 3145 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 1,466 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Anastasia S., Christian G.
Second Chances by miraleeann reviews
A Harry and Snape father/son story. No romance, no slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,417 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Surviving Summer by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
It wasn't going to be easy handling four teenagers over the summer holidays. But it was definitely going to be worth it. Join a newly married Harry and Draco as they attempt to handle their unruly bunch over the summer vacation. Pranks, drama, fluff and family fun, all around!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,690 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Fifty Shades Forgotten by WeAreJorus reviews
**COMPLETE.** I can't form the words. I don't want to. I can't accept it. I'll fall apart again. I've done that enough in the last thirty days to last ten lifetimes. I'm Christian Grey, CEO of a multi-billion dollar corporation, I. Do. Not. Lose. It. I clench my jaw, steeling my soul. "Ana doesn't know me."
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 180,891 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Christian G., Anastasia S. - Complete
Fifty Shades of Grey: After the Boathouse Proposal by lillian121 reviews
What happened after the proposal and in between the wedding. Will Ana be able to handle the pressure of being the-bride to be of The Christian Grey. Will Christian conform and go along with all of the wedding planning or put his foot down. Find out what happened during the month after the proposal and the wedding.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 58 - Words: 276,880 - Reviews: 2317 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Complete
Fifty Shades: Under Contract by MidnightsLady reviews
At her graduation, Ana told Christian she'd try to be his sub. This is my version of what may have happened had Christian pushed her to sign the contract that night instead of allowing her more time to think it over.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 86,315 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Anastasia S., Christian G.
Fifty Shades of Christian: Into the Light by anaislyn reviews
Warning: Story is only for those who understood the D/S relationship in the original trilogy. Ana begins to feel suffocated by the tight security and Christian's control of her life. Christian asserts his dominance. Characters are true to the trilogy so don't read if you don't understand the characters' imperfections. 12 chapters of the Grey's growing love and parenthood.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 124,818 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
Daddy, Don't Go! by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Harry tries to leave for a conference, and there is hell to pay. Fluffiness abounds, as do bawling next-gen brats.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
To Recollect the Future by oliver.snape reviews
Hindsight is 20/20, but when Harry's last steps into the forest set him back further than he'd ever thought, he never realised how grateful he'd be to have Snape there to help too. Mentor/guardian fic, time travel, but not cliched.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,014 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Remembering Me: Into the Serpent's Lair by Trucklesinthetree reviews
Sequel to 'Remembering Me'. A Harry and Snape guardianship story - Non-Slash. Harry and Snape return to Hogwarts for Harry's 2nd year. Can their new bond survive the real world as well as the dark forces closing in?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 300,787 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Photo Album by oliver.snape reviews
This is an epilogue of The Definition series. It's basically little scenes that didn't make it into the series, presented as photographic short stories. There is no set timeline, some are from times in the story, and some are after it finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,607 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Definition of Family by oliver.snape reviews
Sequel to the Definition of Home. Now back at Hogwarts, Harry balances school and his home life as he prepares to face Voldemort and learns to trust Snape's guidance. Along the way they both learn that family also means support.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 88,805 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Definition of Home by oliver.snape reviews
Harry runs into Snape while trying to find the definition of home, and finds himself drawn into Snape's Order task, finding a location outside of London. Along the way, he and Snape learn a few new definitions themselves. Guardian/Adoption fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,829 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER A MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 10393 - Favs: 5,303 - Follows: 2,144 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Remembering Me by Trucklesinthetree reviews
During his retrieval of the stone and encounter with Voldemort Harry is knocked unconscious. Upon waking he has no memory of who he is or any magical ability. Snape begrudgingly takes on the role of guiding his memory...see first chapter for longer summar
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 204,456 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Emerald Eyes by JadeSullivan reviews
After Harry is caught exploding a cauldron in 2nd year Potions, Snape insists he keep a firm hand on the boy he must secretly protect. However, Snape discovers that there is more to the twelve yr old than unruliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 124,843 - Reviews: 1865 - Favs: 1,517 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The House Which Time Forgot by VictorianChik reviews
Early 2nd book. After Dobby's visit, Harry runs away, and Snape kidnaps him with the help of a huge dog. Snape plays mindgames and makes Harry live different miserable scenarios. Snape seems psychotic, but Harry believes some good exists in his captor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,102 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Pin the Tail on Snape by rospberry reviews
Harry's accepted a dare, but it's the morning after and suddenly it doesn't seem quite so funny. He has a hangover, a nagging best friend, and a tail in his pocket. It promised to be an interesting Potions lesson. GEN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Time and Place to Grow by VictorianChik reviews
After mistakenly flooing himself to Snape's home the summer after Sirius' death, Harry realizes that his potions master can take matters into his own hands, literally. Warning: This story does involve the spanking of teenagers. If you have a problem with
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 138,566 - Reviews: 2173 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Life Lessons Shaving With Snape by Mikee reviews
AU... Completely AU. Albus gets his favorite professor to instruct two of his favorite (Albus' favorite) students, and teach them how to shave. Silly thing that was begging to be written. Please don't flame me. Thank you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,544 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2003 - Severus S.
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Fifty Shades of Leila reviews
Leila is alone. She has left her husband and lost her lover which has pulled her into a dark pit of depression and upset, she realizes that she needs to go back to the only life that made sense and made her happy. The Fifty Shades story from Leila's point of view. (This is NOT a Christian and Leila story. This is NOT a Christian cheats story)
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,958 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Leila W., Christian G.
Captured Moments
A collection of one-shots for the Titles Set Boot Camp Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Published: 2/24
A Spark of Trouble reviews
Simon decides that he needs to have a discussion with his fiancée about her recent science class and takes her into a private room to chat. This includes a discipline spanking between two consenting adults, if this isn't your thing then please don't read, further details inside. One-shot. Complete
Waterloo Road - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,557 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Simon L., Sue S. - Complete