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Joined 07-05-11, id: 3047509, Profile Updated: 11-20-15
Author has written 3 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Disgaea, and Professor Layton.

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Crazy by Phantom Ou reviews
Being Führer Bradley, my life at work is sweet. But, when I come home to an annoying wife and a horrendous son—who is actually the evil Pride—my life pretty much sucks. Unfortunately, the Homunculi and the Elric brothers are involved. Crazy things are bound to happen.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,115 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Wrath, Pride, Mrs. Bradley
Reconstructing Humanity by Luna Peachie reviews
After being put back in a human body, Wheatley is thrust into an unknown world to pay back his apparent debt to GLaDOS. He finds himself in quite a conundrum as he struggles with his returning memories and the weird feelings he has for another human.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 232,120 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Wheatley - Complete
Broken Mirror by Moofy-Fan reviews
When Selim Bradley is killed by his father, he strikes a deal with Truth. Now stuck in another demention, inside a Selim that is not himself, he's on the run in a world far more dangerious than he's ever had to deal with before. Anime/Manga crossover.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 89,122 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Pride, Selim B. - Complete
BLOW IT UP by green-rave reviews
Written for A/N FullmetalFan870. Kind of a Part II to "SOLVE THE PUZZLE". Enjoy :D
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Luke T., H. Layton - Complete
The Creation of Pride by Gilbird-For-President reviews
Mangaverse. One-shot about when Pride was first created by Father.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Father, Pride - Complete
If You Give a Ling a Lunch by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Ed writes a children's book on the consequences of feeding a rather annoying illegal immigrant/stalker/prince of Xing. Enough said.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Ling Y., Edward E. - Complete
Checkmate by Wolverinejoe reviews
A boring day turns into an intense chess tournament between a supercomputer and a not-so-mute lunatic.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2012 - GLaDOS, Chell
Life is Like a Box of Chocolates by 9peggy reviews
You never know what you're gonna get. Seriously.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Professor Layton and the Puzzle Cold by Super-taya reviews
What happens when you solve too many puzzles in one day? The Professor finds that after solving over 3000 puzzles, he comes down with the strangest of colds-symptoms include loss of IQ? it's up to Luke and Flora to take care of him!One-shot,UF/LF spoiler
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Luke T., Flora R.
Layton the 'Fessah by CulinaryChef reviews
Hello, all! Parody of "Frosty the Snowman," sung to the original tune of course. We have to commemorate the holidays somehow, so I figured why not upload a song about our favorite professor? Merry Christmas, happy holidays, and happy new year!
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Complete
Resilient by Taayluur reviews
When Winry Rockbell told Edward Elric that he was a litte too short for her, the last thing she expected was for him to show up with a stepping stool at her door.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Brain Freeze by LuClear reviews
Roy invited Riza out to dinner, but something about him seems a little...off. He can hardly string a sentence together and he just won't stop smiling. But then again, maybe it was just the ice cream. Royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Howl's Charms by emerald days reviews
One-shot about Howl and his charms.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Howl, Sophie H. - Complete
Roy's questions by AvaEobane reviews
In which Roy asks himself some questions Don't own FMA: BH
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Creamy Endings by Evil Little Dog reviews
Winry's making pie. Ed's disagreeing with her choice of toppings.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Winry R., Edward E. - Complete
Solve The Puzzle by green-rave reviews
As I was playing through Diabolical Box, I found it really unnerving that Layton just so happened to have a sliding puzzle of Tom the dog, whom he had never seen before, just in his pocket or something...
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2011 - H. Layton, Luke T. - Complete
The Homonculi Go Golfing by Moonflower36 reviews
The Homonculi are sooooo stressed over thier evil plans that they decide they need a break. Where do the go they go...? GOLFING. WARNING: MAJOR OOC! Rated T for some language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011
The Edward Elric Coma by Please Tell Me reviews
Edward Elric and Selim Bradly wake up. The doctors rush in and Edward asks for his younger brother, who he is informed is dead along with Winry. Ready to find a philosophers stone, which don't exist either, Ed busts out of the hospital. CRACK!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Edward E., Pride
Drabble: Cloudy With a Chance of Puzzles? by nazo-nin reviews
Old posting from Layton Fanworks Meme. Prompt: Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. Short and strange.
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Luke T., H. Layton - Complete
Let Them Eat Cake by Amythista reviews
Drabbley fluff. Wheatley wants GLaDOS to make him a cake. GLaDOS is unamused.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Wheatley, GLaDOS - Complete
A Break from Space by Silver33650 reviews
Just for fun. Bored, GLaDOS decides to fetch Wheatley from space for a quick, meaningless test. No, seriously. It's fun to be needlessly cruel.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2011 - GLaDOS, Wheatley - Complete
Tendrils of the Soul by Moofy-Fan reviews
Before the start of the Promised Day, Pride decides to have a little chat with a captive Alphonse. It isn't like there's any chance for his precious human sacrifice to escape after all.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Pride, Alphonse E. - Complete
Greed Is Better by PwnedByPineapple reviews
Greed comes up with an awesome way to win his Father's favor. It totally backfires. Also known as, the real reason why Greed ditches his family. Complete crack.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Greed - Complete
333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ by iTorchic reviews
Have you heard of the '333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart? Well, here's an FMA twist on it with the whole cast! It's manga and 1st anime based. Rated: T. This is just to get rid of writers block and supress my boredom. XD COMPLETE CRACK.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 28,427 - Reviews: 1809 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Placeholder by S.N. Rainsworth reviews
Selim Bradley learns a small lesson in judgement from a man in the shadows. /AUishPost-Manga/Genfic./
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Pride - Complete
Flora The Explorer by LemonVron reviews
HAHAHA! XD This is how Flora the Explorer's theme song would go... Just click and you will receive... U
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Flora R. - Complete
Caffeine and Kuriboh by GoldenRoya reviews
The title pretty much says it all. Poor Kuriboh discovers coffee, and the rest of the monsters cower.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Dark Magician Girl/Black Magician Girl, Kuriboh - Complete
How to Survive a Month with Pride by SixFoldDimension reviews
Selim Bradley leaves detailed instructions about how to survive a month with himself. "TIP 3 - Offering to share lemon-flavored ice pops with Pride does not increase your chances of survival. Writing essays about him doesn't help much, either."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,683 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Pride
Rubber Duckies and Red Haired Monkeys by LadySloth reviews
Jet and Faye have noticed something important. Something very important. What is this secret? Ed needs a bath. Badly. But is it possible to get the hyperactive hacker to sit still long enough for a bath? Or will Spike have to save them?
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Edward, Spike S. - Complete
Flowers for Flora by Candyland reviews
Luke's doing an experiment, and luckily, he has a test subject living under the same roof! Poor Flora.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Complete
Stray by Candyland reviews
There's something making noise at Layton's back door.
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
Chance Encounter by Candyland reviews
Luke wants to hear a story from the professor's past, so Layton recalls a meeting with a very interesting man...
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
Marvin in Limbo by hoopyfroodcat reviews
What happened to Marvin after he died?
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2000
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Down with President Fuka reviews
Fuka is the President of the Netherworld! Will Lord Valvatorez and Fenrich be able to save their world from her rein of terror? Based on one of the atternative endings for Disgaea 4.
Disgaea - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Valvatorez, Fuka K.
The Day Before Valentine's Day reviews
Claire has a Valentine's Day surprise ready for the soon-to-be Professor. How will this play out? My first Professor Layton Fanfic.
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Claire, H. Layton - Complete
Pride's Hostage reviews
Lieutenant Hawkeye has had enough of the homunculus Pride always watching her from the shadows. Here are various ways she could get him away from her.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,315 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Riza H., Pride - Complete