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Author has written 5 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

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Top ten Reasons Michael Yew should still be Alive

10. because you can't keep introducing characters just do you can kill them.

9. because you shouldn't kill all of the Apollo cabin leaders

8. because RR had an interesting character going there.

7. because Percy and Annabeth were closest to the explosion, so they should have (technically) been the ones killed

6. because I said so ;)

5. because his body was never found

4. because people with sonic arrows should not die

3. because Clarisse never got around to kissing his quiver

2. because the world needs more short scowling people

1. because Michael Yew is too awesome to die!

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Random funny-ish stuff

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Don't look for inspiration. Start working and inspiration will come to you.

Take risks, if you win you will be happy; if you lose you will be wise.

There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the heck is happening.

The evening news always starts off by saying Good Evening and then procede to tell you exactly why it isn't.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and dark side, and holds the universe together.

Normality will be restored as soon as we're sure what it is.

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun!

“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

People say "Money can't buy happiness," but it can buy marshmellows... isn't that the same thing?

Always forgive your enemies: Nothing annoys them more

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on

I got you a present. It's a CD. I hope you don't have it already coz I don't have the receipt. i didn't exactly buy it.

I took the road less traveled... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I?

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up!

Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.

Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?

Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?

Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?

“When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade”

Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.

Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!"
Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake."
Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!"

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

I don’t obsess! I think intensely.

Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

“When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.”

“Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”

“Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else”

“Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.”

“I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.”

“What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.”

A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Death is God’s way of saying “You’re fired.”
Suicide is Human’s way of saying “You can’t fire me- I quit!”

“He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is an idiot.”

“If you know me, chances are you hate me.”

Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a fork

If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you.

Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.

Set sail in a general that way direction.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it

Me:Let's go

You: It's this way

I turn around* Me: Maybe I wanted to take the long way! But we'll do it your way.

If this world didn't have chocolate, I'd find one that did.

Random stuff 'bout me

Do you like your name? Hmm. Pretty much

Were you adopted? Nope...

Eyes? Well... kind of hard to describe because they will switch from grey/blue to blue to greenish depending on 1. the lighting 2. What I'm wearing 3. How I'm feeling. It's kind of creepy

Hair Colour? light brown

Hobbies? music (I play 3 instruments, but I'm not going to tell you what...), reading, writing, arguing with this kid at school

Fondest Moment? Um, I don't know.

Proudest Moment? ...

Black or White? Black. White is WAY too easy to get dirty.

Pink or red? Hmph. Red, I guess. Why?

Blue or Light Blue? Blue. That deep blue the sky'll turn in October (well, at least where I live)

Die or Kiss a Spider? Uh, kiss a spider. Wait - nothing venomous...

Die or Lose Your Hearing? Mmm. Lose my hearing, I think.

Dogs or Cats? Cats. Enough said.

Hugs or Kisses? Hugs.

Happy endings or sad and depressing endings? Depressing endings. Ever read Hamlet? One of the best depressing endings there is. Of course...happy endings are nice, but they are predictable.

Summer or Winter? Winter!!! My birthday, snow, ice, cold, chilly breezes, ice skating, skiing...This list could go on and on

First thing you notice in a guy? Uh... I don't know...

Last person you talked on the phone with? Me? On a phone? I think with one of my friends...

Last Thing you said? You can not stop him. He'll just make...a move. If anybody listens to Joe Soucheray (Garage Logic, it's a radio talk show), you'll know what I'm talking about and who I'm quoting.

Last Movie you saw at a movie theater? Me? In a movie theater?

You wear glasses or contacts? contacts. Not tinted

Hat size? Uh, the size of my head.

Least favorite clothing company? Meh. I'm not really interested in clothes

Do you think you are strong? Maybe, not very strong, though.

Do you think you are pretty? I really don't know

Do you think? Well, perhaps you thought I didn't?

Would you bungee jump? I don't know. Doubt it.

Would you become a vegetarian? NO!!! No bacon or ham? Are you kidding me?!?!?!?

Would you dye your hair a different colour? No. I like my hair

Would you go skinny dipping? NO!!!

When was the last time you cried? Meh. I don't know. do you think I keep track of this stuff or something?

When was the last time you hit someone? Not lately, but I kicked somebody today...does that count?

What do you hate the MOST? Meh. Probably Justin Bieber (DIE BIEBER! (oh, great, now I sound like Coach Hedge))

Who do you hate the most? In a book? Jason Grace. In life? Do you think I'm gonna tell you?

What else do you hate the most? not much. People who believe that global warming is happening (Take that, person-I-argue-with-at-school. If you're reading this, that is.)

What ice-cream flavor do you like the best? hmph. Mint chocolate chip

What is your favorite chocolate company? Meh. Hershey's

Do you have kids? no. I'm still a minor, people.

Do you unite your shoes after wearing them? No. I don't even touch my shoelaces.

Do you use sarcasm? you think?

Random quiz thing!

Pick 10 characters from any book series in any random order and answer the following:

1) Yassen Gregorovich (Alex Rider)

2) Michael Yew (PJO)

3) Zoe Nightshade (PJO)

4) Connor Stoll (PJO)

5) Katniss Everdeen (Hunger Games)

6) Feanor (The Silmarillion)

7) Maglor (The Silmarillion)

8) Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl)

9) Prim Everdeen (Hunger Games)

10) Octavian (PJO)

What would you do if...

Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
"Please don't kill me! I'm too young to die!"

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Connor and Prim? Awkward...I'd probably start laughing.

Number 5 cooked you dinner?
I don't think I'm hungry anymore...

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
I'd probably try to bury him in sand. Or just dump a bucket of water on his head.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
I'm related to an Elf? COOL!

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Let's hope that the hospital takes criticism well...

Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Prim? How could you?

Number 10 ignored you all the time?
I wouldn't be all that surprised.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Either help them find me, or try to protect me.

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Either sit and laugh, or try to help.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
A Hunters of Artemis brochure. And maybe a bow.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Stand there and laugh. He's a STOLL. He probably set the fire.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Try to talk me out of it.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:
"Well then...it's your choice."

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
He'll probably go on and on about he's went through more than I ever have. Or, if he's in a good mood, he play sing a little bit.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Probably cheers me on.

You can't stop laughing. What does 10 do?
Look at me oddly.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Uh...he's Russian, and Russian's are kinda cool? And, um...he usually doesn't kill innocent people? And he can shoot really well?

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
Michael and Prim, huh? I'm actually not all that surprised.

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her/his family. Would you get along?
Her family hates her. I doubt we would get along very well.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Let's hope not.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Try to distract him with a Silmaril.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Why is Maglor staring at me? He must hate my haircut or something! *sniff*

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
That's probably a good thing.

Number 1 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
I stare blankly at the computer screen, debating on whether to reply or burst into hysterical laughter.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

I do a double-take, then start taking pictures. Blackmail, anyone?

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Y'know...they are a lot alike...but no.

Would 2 trust 5?
Maybe.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Octavian ignores Connor completely.

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What class will they pick?
I don't know...something with shooting?

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
A job caring for sick people, maybe?

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Artemis, you may be good at many things, but haircuts are not one of them. Now, WHAT DID YOU DO TO KATNISS' HAIR!

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
He'll pretend to be, because he doesn't want to make a little girl feel bad. He might actually be happy, though.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Prim and Octavian? Who knows?

10 is talking about his love for 9, 9 is talking about 8
Octavian is talking about his love for Prim, Prim is talking about Artemis? Things are about to get awkward.

1 accidentally kicked 10?
Octavian doesn't say anything. You don't get mad at assassins if you want to live.

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Prim would probably be really embarrassed and send the message to Michael's real gf.

5 and 6 did a workout together?
They probably discussed battle tactics the whole time.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Oh, dear. Feanor, please don't start a kinslaying...

7 just won the lottery?

He'll spend it all on new music and better instruments.

8 had quite a big secret?
He laughed yesterday.

9 became a singer?
Good luck, Prim!

10 got a daughter?
Octavian...has a daughter?

What would 1 think of 2?
Yassen would probably think that Michael is a nice kid.

How would 3 greet 9? ...
Nicely, most likely.

What would 4 envy about 5?
Her ability to move silently.

What dream would 5 have about 6?
A dream about Feanor going on a kinslaying and killing Katniss' family.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?
They're father and son...and they kind of look alike.

What would make 7 angry at 8
If Artemis destroyed Maglor's music.

Where would 8 meet 9?
They wouldn't. They're practically complete opposites.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
A lot of things.

What would make 10 scared of 1?
Maybe just the fact that Yassen is a trained assassin.

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This is Home by Olympias13 reviews
Would you die for the happiness of those you love? Would you risk it all just for the slim chance that everything would turn out alright? Four oblivious college kids fall into Tolkien's world, where they'll either live to love or die for the sake of it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 218,483 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Boromir, Legolas
Knock, Knock by bubbly chick reviews
Knock, Knock After losing a bet to Connor, Travis must go cabin to cabin, and entertain the leader with a strange fact that relates to each cabin.Also while wearing a costume of Connor's choice.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Travis S.
Verge by FoalyWinsForever reviews
Because betrayal is subjective. How Chris Rodriguez lost his mind, got it back, and got the girl… or maybe the girl got him. Quite T, for pretty much everything you can think of.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 144,919 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Clarisse R., Chris R. - Complete
Here Comes the Sun by Daughter of Hypnos reviews
A series of one shots/drabbles of the Apollo cabin from 1961 all the way up to modern times.This is for the kid who cares more about music than popularity.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,641 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Will S., Apollo
STRUCK by TrackRunner73 reviews
Annabeth Chase definitely did not plan on spending her summer traveling around the country with a bunch of other teenage criminals. Then again, she had never planned on becoming one in the first place. Percabeth AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,053 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Godbook by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
A new thing has come to Olympus; GODBOOK! Statuses, comments, and bitch fights galore! The Olympians are going to realize that what happens on Olympus won't always stay on Olympus. [Minor Athena/Poseidon themes]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,361 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
Flavors by bubbly chick reviews
Every cabin girl has one. Travis would know obviously.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Travis S. - Complete
51 Things that Connor Stoll is not allowed to do by Clara Fonteyn reviews
Camp has published their next rule book-especially for Connor Stoll...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Complete
51 Things that Travis Stoll is not allowed to do by Clara Fonteyn reviews
Travis has gone one trick too far...now all of camp has decided to write a list of 51 things he cannot do, much as he may want to...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 2,145 - Follows: 194 - Published: 1/8/2002
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As Darkness Falls reviews
It's been six years since Nyx gained control. A new prophecy has been discovered, and a few free demigods suspect that it is already in motion. There are five pieces in this game, though, and for some of them, time is already running out.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Nyx
Wait What did We Just Explode? reviews
The sequel to "Wait- I'm a Demigod?" Khristi, Naomi, Michael, and the Stolls are back for another summer of pranks, explosions, romance...oh, yeah, and saving the world. T just in case.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,594 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Michael Y., Connor S. - Complete
Final Thoughts reviews
The final thoughts of dead characters. Chapter 7: Beckendorf
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011
When Prankster meets Pessimist reviews
Erin is a daughter of Hermes, full of pranks, jokes, and plans. Lief is a son of Apollo, running from his past. What happens when the two are forced to work together? T just in case.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,914 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 9/17/2011
WaitI'm a Demigod? reviews
A story about my OC who finds her way to camp. She makes some friends, but what happens when they go on a quest? Or when she becomes a little more then "just friends" with a certain someone? Implied Tratie. Rated T just in case for future chapters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 40,136 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Connor S., Michael Y. - Complete