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Joined 07-05-11, id: 3048249, Profile Updated: 01-08-15
Author has written 4 stories for Total Drama series.

yOOOO what's up friend, first things first the image in my profile is nOT my art I do not own it and I never will, the credit for that goes to x0x0-x0x0 on tumblr, originally posted here: without the ()s (can I post links on my profile???? w/e) and their art is amazingly adorable i cannot beliEVE

anyways my name is megan (I also go by tad) and this is my ff.net profile!! nice and this year I'm gonna mostly be posting fics from the following fandoms: Total Drama, South Park, Canis Canem Edit/Bully, and Homestuck probably bc I'm homestuck trash.

I also have a ao3 profile and a tumblr, with the same usernames as this one, and tbh there's a huge load of stuff about me on the tumblr?? like pics of me/my cosplay, 10 times more kystophe, info about me and stuff like that, also I'll probably post fics on ao3 too so watch this space and thAT one omg.

I'm gonna be revamping this profile probably later-ish, make it more chill and more memey (jK) but for now stay tuned for a heck ton of fanfics coming in the next 12 months, I'll probably write my heart out post my stupid kystophe fics eVEN IF IT KILLS M E...also I write my fics with actual grammar/spelling, well as good as I can, don't be fooled by my lack of caps minus I's here??? omg


And now for some fandom related stuff :o

Favorite characters:

South Park: Kenny, Wendy (!!!!!), Craig, Tweek, Christophe, Kyle, Stan, Butters, Clyde, Token, basically almost all of the kids tbh.

Homestuck: aw jeez this is the longest list ever but Kanaya(!!!!), Tavros(!!!!!!!!!!!!), Aradia, Terezi, Rose, Roxy, Jade, Jane, John (mY DORK), basically all the alpha and beta kids, Nepeta, Equius, Sollux too, and Feferi. (also eridan even tho he's a fuckin nERD)

Canis Canem Edit/Bully: tAD SPENCER and that's it goodbye, every last prep, lola lombardi(!!!! somehow fell in love with her tbh), every girl character, every greaser, kirby olsen, everyone p much??????

Total Drama: please get back to me on this one, as I'm rewatching the entire series rn and I'm still having trouble deciding who are my favorites???

Heavy Rain (i'll add this fandom here): eVERY ONE EXCEPT SCOTT GOODBYE SCOTT ADIOS AU REVOIR ETC

Favorite pairings (of coursE):

South Park: Kystophe (kystophe is forever), Creek, Webe/Bendy, Gregstophe (even with kystophe being my otp?? ok), Style (my eternal love), K2, all the Kenny ships (minus keneric?? probably), Clybe, I have like 5 thousand ships tbh.

Homestuck: Rosemary, Roxyjane/Cotton Candy (scrEAMS), Arasol, Arafef, Rosejade, Davejade, Tavdave (is that the name??), Aradia/any girl tbh, platonic/moirails Meowrails, platonic/moirails TavrosAradia (idk the ship name lmAO), all girl/girl ships omg.

Canis Canem Edit/Bully: DERF!!!!!!!! also aquadinks/tadgord, gnomker (gnomey/parker...shh), Lola/Mandy, Mandy/Pinky/ any girl/girl ship (i'm seriouS), Trent/Kirby, and Kirby/Gord tbh. (ask me about any other ship tbh)

Total Drama: Sammy/Ella (or Samella as I've named it), Sammy/Jasmine, Jasmine/Sky, Sky/Ella (wooo so many girl/girl ships), Lindsay/Tyler, Geoff/Bridgette, Courtney/Gwen (please make it canon...pls), also maybe Duncan/Noah???????? then again eh...

Heavy Rain: Norman/Being away from triptocaine and okay, Madison/Being alive and okay, Ethan/Being alive and okay...do you see where I'm going with this? (also Norman/Carter???????? sure)

Least favorite pairings (oH?? why not):

South Park: u h m..anything incestual, that's all.

Homestuck: See above, but also Tavris (my ultimate notp holy hecK), and pretty much anything abusive/unhealthy in canon. (also shipping Kanaya with a boy character or Dirk with a girl character when they're both hella hella gay kinda makes me uncomfortable??? just saying tbh)

Canis Canem Edit/Bully: honestly? I'd say Johnny/Lola even though I RP it on tumblr with this very very very amazing Johnny RP blog, but idk? Probably still that because it's still p unhealthy despite me loving both characters. (Also Dr. Watts/Edna for obvious reasons).

Total Drama: Zoke (sorry no i'll never ship zoke), also probably Duncan/Courtney, even though it used to be my otp when i first got into the show Courtney started treating him really bad later on (trying to change him, caring more about money then his health, etc) and that is never okay when you're dating somebody okay.

Heavy Rain: Any of my favorite characters and being dEAD

so basically anything incestual, abusive, unhealthy or otherwise bad in canon is a pairing I will not support ever, okay? I probably won't write any of my least fave ships (minus johnny/lola?? you never know) unless I'm gonna be portraying it as the unhealthy or abusive ship it is. (I think it's safe to say I won't be writing incest any time soon???? o h)


also I'm gonna take this space right here to say I love Kanaya Maryam with all of my heart and soul and that she is the queen of Homestuck and the world. I just love girl characters in general tbh?????? so much
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And the Sky Fell Over Me by m r s . w r i t i n g reviews
[Johnny & OC] [Currently Revising Chapters] Evelyn is mesmerized by Johnny Vincent, but soon gets too caught up with Johnny's gang, in violence, and the drug chain in New Coventry. All the while she must sort out her feelings between our charming Johnny and her rich former love interest, Derby Harrington.[ Rating will change to M for future chapters.]
Bully - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,689 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Derby H., Johnny V., Lefty M., OC
Stalker by Sunflowerchampion reviews
Kyle is being stalked for a month, he is tired of it. Kenny recommend him somebody that might be able to help him. Tophelovsky. Male/Male Sorry for bad resume.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,173 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 11/9/2014 - [Christophe, Kyle B.] Kenny M., Stan M.
Midnight Moon: Undeniable Circumstances by Vcorrigan reviews
It was a strange circumstance that entwined their lives so deeply engrained, and a strange circumstance that kept them slowly circling one another. Christophe was not use to not winning, and Kyle, he's too damn good at the game. Kystophe
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,147 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/18 - Christophe, Kyle B. - Complete
Songbirds Loves Underdogs by JokerCarnage5 reviews
Femslash. Samey accidentaly kisses Ella which leads to the two to confess their love for one another. Second time uploading.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1 - [Ella, Samey] Dave
Shower Song by princessbelle212 reviews
Christophe is always filthy after a job. Gregory bribes him into the shower. Contains minor plot elements, but is mostly an excuse for fun shower adventures.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Christophe, Gregory
On My Knees by ally-kat312 reviews
At the lowest moment in his life, Christophe pleads to the man he hates the most. Gregstophe. Rated T for death(but peaceful death). Note: This is written in rough script form.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Nothing's Gonna Change My World by conorbroekhart reviews
And so they sat, staring off passed the water, the tree line, and the horizon, into nothing. Time was lost to them as they remained in the silent comfort of one another. His mind was still numb, white noise and buzzing with nothing, but with Stan near he knew he wasn't alone. He knew he was safe.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2014 - [Kyle B., Stan M.] - Complete
Fingerbang Fandom by ally-kat312 reviews
Fingerbang, the current hottest boy band, has a lot of devoted fans. But maybe these fans should be a little less devoted. Rated T for mild swearing. Pairings galore.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Recount the Night that I First Met Your Mother ((one-shot)) by SuspiciousFlashlight reviews
Meeting your significant other's parents is always difficult. It's...always this difficult, right? ((T for safety?)) ((bebe x clyde))
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Bebe S., Clyde D. - Complete
Nicotine by Sunflowerchampion reviews
Kyle and Christophe just talking on the roof of their high school. Short One shot. Christophe/Kyle.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2014 - [Christophe, Kyle B.] - Complete
Rinse Cycle by INMH reviews
He should have known that doing laundry at Bullworth would be just as weird as everything else.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Jimmy H., Vance M., Ethan R., Pedro D. - Complete
Always by BetsunoNeko reviews
He has Given him a voice. Given him meaning. Given him strength. Given him a world to look forward to. Saved him so, so many times. All in his silence. But the silence is always full of so much and a little more. And it suddenly became a lot less terrifying. That's him. Him. His, Craig Tucker. His safety blanket. His guardian. His all. He cared. And that was enough.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Tweek T., Craig T.
What Are Friends For? by ferguson97 reviews
Sammy has been through a lot - Her sister has abused her all of her life, she's always been the "second twin", and she's never had any real friends. But when a certain zombie conspiracy theorist and a tall Australian girl come to comfort her, she'll learn that family doesn't always have to mean that they're related to you. Jasmine/Sammy/Shawn friendship one-shot fic.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Jasmine (TDPI), Samey, Shawn - Complete
Now Your Life's No Longer Empty by conorbroekhart reviews
Somewhere down the line he lost his son. But as he looked in the living room, he realized he really didn't. Stan still lived on in the lives of his best friends. They carried pieces of him wherever they went; always. They chose to live their lives to make him proud. Now Randy couldnt help but wonder if he would be proud of him...?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2014
Layers by Stony22 reviews
Steve gives himself to Shrek. Inspired by "Shrek is love, Shrek is life."
Crossover - Shrek & Captain America - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Shrek, Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
Just Close Your Eyes by ScaryBones reviews
"He went to bed thinking about Christophe; his eyes, his accent, but most of all, his bruises." From the day he first met him, Gregory knew that he and Christophe would be friends forever. No matter what. Follows them from five years old to when they're older. Warning: Child abuse, future sexual themes, boy love.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,819 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 4/23/2014 - [Christophe, Gregory]
All About Gary Harrison by Hyaenaa reviews
A peek in the mind of Gary Harrison during his every day life.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Gary H., Stan M. - Complete
The Way He Is by WolfyMagician reviews
It's weird, really. She can't remember a time when she stopped and said, "Tad Spencer is the one for me." Tad/Pinky; mentions of Derby/Bif
Bully - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2014 - [Tad S., Pinky G.] - Complete
Smoke Circles by Dajypop reviews
Kyle used to think of smoke as disgusting and horrible, but there was always a first time for everything.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/16/2014 - [Christophe, Kyle B.] - Complete
The Golf and Yacht Club Part 3 by AkematLynn reviews
Trust is like a mirror, you can fix it if it's broken... but you can still see the cracks in that mother fucking reflection.
Bully - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,382 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2013 - [Chad M., Bryce M.] - Complete
Parental Replacement by AkematLynn reviews
It may not have been exactly what he wanted but as far as Tad was concerned it was close enough... His father would never give him the one thing he wanted so badly, so that left him with no choice but to seek his desires elsewhere.
Bully - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,663 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Tad S. - Complete
Halloween Special: Curse of the Gold Digger by fieldandfountain reviews
A newcomer to Sunset Valley named Elizabeth Mary Keller has two interests: fishing and murder. Her lifetime wish of becoming a gold digger goes awry when she ends up living with the ghosts of her victims. A Sims 3 story with Geoffrey and Nancy Landgraab, and Nick and Vita Alto. You can get away with a lot in this game with no retribution at all!
Sims - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Complete
Vice by AkematLynn reviews
As far as young Harrington was concerned it was a sin, but he didn't care. He wanted it and he needed it, and Johnny was the only one who could give it to him...
Bully - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2013 - [Derby H., Johnny V.] - Complete
The Life Of A Weasley by LaTashaMalfoy reviews
Follow the Weasley family through their ups and downs, from Bill all the way down to Ginny, up until they all go off to Hogwarts as Molly and Arthur pick out the perfect home for their children and introduce the flying muggle car. As Fred and George get their names, as Charlie gets his first girlfriend, as Ron develops his Arachnophobia, and many many more family memories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 73,503 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Fred W., George W.
Empty House by prettypurple reviews
Set during "The Poor Kid": The thoughts of Kenny's parents upon their return home from jail while their kids are in foster care.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Stuart M., Carol M. - Complete
Do I Have To Do Everything by AkematLynn reviews
Tied in with Bif Taylor's chapter in 'You Have No Idea' Bif sits sulking over the last few weeks as he waits for Derby to pay him a visit in Happy Volts Asylum. Contains violence and slight yaoi!
Bully - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Derby H., Bif T. - Complete
You Have No Idea by AkematLynn reviews
Dr. Bambillo illegally discusses the mental health conditions of many of his younger patients with Officer Monson and Dr. Crabblesnithch. Characters include: Gary, Clint, Otto, Bif, Seth, Tad, Kirby, Damon, Wade, and Johnny. Rated M for later Chapters.
Bully - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,856 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Complete
The First Years by RavenclawWithHisNoseInABook reviews
A collection of short stories, letters, and other things from the next generations first year at Hogwarts! Includes the Weasly-Potter clan and other kids. ON HIATUS, WILL COME BACK AS A REWRITE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,502 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 6/21/2012
It Was His Hat by Unmasked Tomatoes reviews
He was number one. TOTAL CRACKFIC. T for soggy bromance and language.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Johnny V.
Sweet Angel by Light of the Dawn reviews
LeShawna seemed to have forgotten her sugar baby, but someone else hasn't and comes to comfort him in his hour of need. HaroldxSadie / Hadie oneshot. Cover by Evagimxo of deviantART.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/27/2013 - [Harold, Sadie] - Complete
Our Adventures With The Avengers by TheDoctor'sAmazingCompanion reviews
Hi, I'm Harriett. Meet my best friends Amy and Grace - this is our story of how we got sucked into the movie the Avengers and caused a hell of a lot of trouble and mayhem. Warning: Includes extreme randomness, Fandom wars, a monkey called Steve (DO. NOT. ASK.) and a robotic dog called Sparky. Disclaimer: I only own myself, and my two best friends, sort of. Read and Review please!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,572 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Complete
Elinor by Stacymc2012 reviews
A tear fell from his eyes and landed on the newborn's cheek. She was still nameless. She wanted to name the baby on the spot once it was born. But he... They didn't expect complications. They didn't expect...
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Boxing Day by hollycomb reviews
Stan goes home for Ned's funeral and confronts his feelings about his uncle's closeted relationship, and his own feelings for Kyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,436 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The people who care by ATTHESTROKEOFMIDNIGHT
Eric finds a mother's day card.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 548 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 12/10/2012
Dirt and Freckles by Roxas Destati reviews
Christophe swears that he doesn't feel anything more for the Jewish male than lust, that he doesn't secretly crave to monopolize the others company or admires that Kyle just doesn't put up with his crap. And then came the discovery of those curious marks across his skin and the mercenary just couldn't seem to help question wanting to touch him more. (Mature)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,407 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Christophe, Kyle B. - Complete
The Story of Bella Bachelor by sunsetvalleylove reviews
This is my side of Bella Bachelor's story. Without a Sims 2 future and not following the main storyline as such. Prepare for huge changes in her life. Starts when she is nine, continues until she graduates from university.
Sims - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 59,642 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Complete
Hey Sexy Baby by NoseBridgePinch reviews
Clyde and Bebe think they have the costume contest in the bag as Gangnam Style ft Hyuna. But Wendy seems pissed off, alone in her Chewbacca costume. Clyde grabs his friend Kevin Stoley, the only other kid in a Star Wars costume, to cheer her up. Happy Halloween.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Bebe S., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Walk Tall by AkematLynn reviews
Peanut intentionally allows himself to get into a fight knowing that he will lose. Warning, this story contains violence and hints of MXM.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Peanut R., Johnny V. - Complete
Those Prep Kids by AkematLynn reviews
Warning! This story contains child abuse and violence! Tad Finds Himself in another abusive encounter with his father.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Tad S. - Complete
You're My Weakness by TheInkSlingerHD reviews
Derby Harrington hated weaknesses. In any shape or form, he simply despised them. But will he learn to love a weakness he never knew he had? One-shot, Derby/Bif. Rated M for sexual content and some language.
Bully - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Derby H., Bif T. - Complete
Remembering His Other Half by ImmaNerdAndYouKnowIt reviews
"George found himself searching for his brother's name on the Family Clock, and grimaced as he noticed Fred's hand was still locked on 'Lost'" George remembers Fred on the one year anniversary of Voldemort's death. Please Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/18/2012 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Flowers For Mummy by Treta Aysel reviews
Audrey is given flowers from her eldest daughter. Drabble. MotherDaughter moment with Audrey and Molly II
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Audrey W., Molly W. II - Complete
Shared hatred by Ralinde reviews
Michael Corner/Lavender Brown drabble for Mew&Mor's weird pairings competition on HPFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Lavender B., Michael C. - Complete
On cinnamon and ginger by Ralinde reviews
On Ron and Hermione's wedding day, Harry is asked to give a speech. He reminisces about how they came to be together. Written for the Hogwarts games 2012 on HPFC, category women's football - assigned canon pairings - round 1.1.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Noticing of Lucy Weasley by Realmer06 reviews
Lucy Weasley was the most overlooked Weasley grandchild. Until she punched her cousin James in the face.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,486 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Lucy W., Percy W. - Complete
Tunnels by Petroica traversi reviews
He gave off a weird vibe of sort of reluctant confidence that Christophe found appealing, like he knew he was a little odd, but couldn't quite bring himself to care. Tophlovski, yep.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,095 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Kyle B., Christophe
It's Not You by INMH reviews
For the love bingo challenge, prompt "Breaking Up is Hard to Do". Derby needed to break up with Pinky. Derby/Pinky, Derby/Bif.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Derby H., Pinky G., Bif T. - Complete
The Story of Drapple by ThePrimusLune reviews
Draco is keeping Blaise from eating an apple, but why? Why does he always freak out when someone eats an apple? How did his love for Apple come about? Find out here!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Draco M., Frank B.
Lost Love by shmowszow reviews
Draco finds his lost love-at the super market! Drapple with suspected Dramione. A hint of ScorRose too ;
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Draco M., Frank B. - Complete
Teaspoons by DragonQuillZ reviews
When Ron is left to deal with an emotional teenage girl, he finds wisdom in an unexpected place.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Ron W., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Where Is Your Guardian Angel Now? by lizoftheinfinite reviews
Because he is certainly not here. T for language, sexual references.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Karen McCormick, Kenny M. - Complete
For Better or Worse by TheProfessionalShooshPapper reviews
When Gregory tries to get Christophe to take a bath, things do not go well.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Holiday Cheer by lizoftheinfinite reviews
Everyone has something to be thankful for. Oneshot. T for excessive amounts of angst and some swearing.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Happiness is a Warm Gun by Petroica traversi reviews
"Pretty impressive bloodbath," Gregory mumbled, pressing his cheek to the back of Christophe's neck. Christophe laughed, stepping over yet another body. Contains violence and non-con.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Nonsense by Villain reviews
Christophe/Stan/Kyle. Yeah, I'm confused too. Don't question it, just enjoy it.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Christophe, Kyle B. - Complete
Grow Up by Naked Sasquatch reviews
Just a one-shot I HAD to write after seeing the 1%. Butters is feeling guilty after what happened to Cartman's toys, and tries to console him. Buttman friendship, with some pre-slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
Tear Stains and Lies by mstingwray reviews
Harry Potter, the boy who lived, abused by those who were meant to protect him. The Dursley's had best hope that they never live to see the day Sirius comes to collect his godchild. Warnings: Child abuse, coarse language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,091 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
How the Darkness Sounds by Madam RedRose25 reviews
Sharon and Randy get news no parent ever wants to hear, their son has been diagnosed with a terminal disease. Now it takes everything for the family as well as Stan's friends to be strong for Stan as they all go through this difficult time. Multiple POVs
South Park - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 180,243 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Weak by snowwinter486 reviews
He promised that he wouldn't be weak. Christophe/Kyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Kyle B., Christophe - Complete
The Cyberbully by SouthParkFan8 reviews
When Kyle finds out about a new chatroom, Kyle's excited to find a new friend, but he quickly learns that he's Kyle's worst nightmare. Can Kyle find out who the bully is and stop them before it's too late? Contains some slash. Also Romance/Drama
South Park - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Kyle B.
Little Lion Man by brilliantmemories reviews
"Father would never approve…" A conversation turns into something a little more. Derby & Bif, slash, oneshot.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Bif T., Derby H. - Complete
Delayed by xXTweekersXx reviews
Nine hours, forty-four minutes, and nineteen seconds after Gregory stopped breathing, his heart started beating again. Gregory x Christophe
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Differences by redstars-x reviews
I like writing oneshots about my random pairings. Gary/Lizzy
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Gary H. - Complete
Scream for Me by Courtanie reviews
It's Kenny's birthday. What better way to spend it than with a bad scary movie and the opportunity to feel up Kyle?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,297 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Cranky by iiluvcoffee3 reviews
Kyle is cranky in the mornings and doesn't like being ignored by his boyfriend. T for swearing because I can.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Kyle B., Christophe - Complete
What I Was and Who I Am by lizoftheinfinite reviews
Kindergarten, then the 6/3/3 grind. You deal with each day, trying not to screw your life up, trying to get decent enough grades to escape the hellhole town you live in. You survive. Somewhere along the way, you fall in love.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
What I've Wanted by punkXrockXkid reviews
He's what Kyle has always wanted. His touch, his feel, everything. *Warning: smut inside*
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Christophe, Kyle B. - Complete
Why I Stay by punkXrockXkid reviews
He's nothing but trouble and causes nothing but pain. He's my downfall, the only question is why I stay. *Warning: Violence and strong language*
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Christophe, Kyle B. - Complete
Last Heroic Act by punkXrockXkid reviews
Kyle finally says those three words to Christophe.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Christophe, Kyle B. - Complete
Teddy Bears with Guns by punkXrockXkid reviews
Kyle really wants a teddy bear, Christophe has a gun.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Christophe, Kyle B. - Complete
Of Jews and Superheroes by Roxas Destati reviews
When surprised with the return of Mysterion in his bedroom one night, Kyle decides to take matters into his own hands but when a second Mysterion appears, Kyle learns to never take anything at face value. Which one is the real Kenny McCormick? ONESHOT
South Park - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,350 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kyle B., Mysterion - Complete
Constellations by mr. eames reviews
Christophe's life story was not very long. It began in a drug store at 3 am, where he met Kyle for the second time, and it ended with his death a few months later. Christophe/Kyle, oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,368 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Christophe, Kyle B. - Complete
Guard Dogs by Light The Visionary reviews
Kyle always wanted a dog. Christophe's not so keen. 'Tophlovski. Slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Kyle B., Christophe - Complete
Like Shooting Stars by Light The Visionary reviews
Kyle has a song stuck in his head. 'Tophlovski. Slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Kyle B., Christophe - Complete
Bad Habits by Light The Visionary reviews
Bad habits. They're a matter of opinion. Mild 'Tophlovski. Slight slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Christophe, Kyle B. - Complete
Persnickety by Qindarka reviews
"See? A book. A fictional book. And there are gnomes in here, Tweek, I'll bet you anything, and that just proves they're nothing more than imagination." SLASHish CraigTweek
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,699 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Conversions of an Interesting Nature by me-ladie reviews
ONE SHOT: After being forced to go to a party, Kyle meets someone he hasn't seen in years. Slash. Kyle/Christophe
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Kyle B., Christophe - Complete
Goodnight, Mole by Mizuni-no-neko reviews
Christophe has worked himself into a state of sheer exhaustion. Can Gregory get the stubborn Mole to go to bed?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Love and Marriage by Delicious Poundcake reviews
Mr. Galloway and Ms. Philips are getting married! ...And they've invited all the Bullworth students to the ceremony. As you do. A tale of tuxedos, tipsiness and tormenting Petey!
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,177 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Gary S., Peter K. - Complete
Paper Trail by Delicious Poundcake reviews
Post-game. The story of the next year at Bullworth Academy told through letters and notes. Features multiple pairings, liberal use of cheesy humour and Gord being utterly FABULOUS!
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,491 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Peter K., Gary S. - Complete
Only Kyle Cares by moonlitelm reviews
Kyle grieves the loss of a boy he hardly knew.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Christophe, Kyle B. - Complete
Tad's House by Kayf reviews
What happened at Tad's house after Jimmy left a mess of eggs upstairs, and a pile of beaten preps in the yard. ONESHOT. Warning: Child abuse
Bully - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Tad S. - Complete
Sink or Swim by Dazed Dreamer reviews
In a school like Bullworth Academy, it’s sink or swim. And if you’re good at swimming, you gotta let the losers drown. 30 drabbles. COMPLETE. Pairings include Johnny/Peanut, Gord/Kirby, Russell/Troy, Trent/Kirby, Jimmy/Gary/Petey, Gord/Vance and more.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 5,911 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Jimmy H. - Complete
Sweat and Cigarettes by I Bought Earrings on Sale reviews
Relief is what both Johnny and Peanut desperately needed after many lonely nights, and here they are, packed tightly together in a hot little room, cigarettes in hand.
Bully - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Johnny V., Peanut R. - Complete
A Fun Trip by rockshocka4223 reviews
While hanging out at the carnival, Kirby ends up getting involved in the whole "Preps VS. Greasers" rivalry. He thought he'd get a huge beating for butting in, but his treatment is something of what you'd expect Lola to recieve. Johnny/Kirby SLASH ONESHOT
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Kirby O., Johnny V. - Complete
Sex With Burton by rockshocka4223 reviews
Mr. Burton teaches Sex Ed. to the boys of Bullworth. Multiple slash undertones. If I'm posting too many stories here, just let me know, kay? Thank you! C:
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Complete
Cherries and Cigarettes by AyumaKasaga reviews
Kyle likes cherry candies, Christophe likes cigarettes. Kyle likes them together, and Christophe lists the things he likes about Kyle. 'tophelovski, oneshot, fluffy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Christophe, Kyle B. - Complete
Au Revoir by The Inkline reviews
He knew it had been a long time in coming. He knew that it was only a matter of time. He knew Christophe's life was dangerous, so why did it hurt so much...? Christophe/Kyle, oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Kyle B., Christophe - Complete
Whores by Cherry Champagne reviews
Pillow talk with Kenny and The Mole.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Christophe, Kenny M. - Complete
The Price of Face by Hey Lady Hey reviews
Bif finds marks on Derby’s neck. Derby refuses to tell him about that night. That one incident puts the whole clique into turmoil.[Bif.Derby] [Last chapter is up!]
Bully - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,318 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Complete
Interrogation by Hey Lady Hey reviews
Tad picked at his bloody Aquaberry vest absently. “Kid? Tell us what happened.” [One shot, character death]
Bully - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Complete
Accidentally in Love by The Inkline reviews
[Fluffy drabble, oneshot.] Christophe always drank tea, and he drank it black. And Kyle never asked. [Slash, ChrisKyle]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Christophe, Kyle B. - Complete
Prep Vandalized by Hey Lady Hey reviews
Derby stayed over late one night at the Glass Jaw Boxing Club. [DerbyJohnny. Prequel to 'The Price of Face' Yaoi]
Bully - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,210 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
Turn Back Time by Vcorrigan reviews
It was a game, only a game...or maybe not. Vday dedication to Maggie love. Slash, ONESHOT
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Christophe, Kyle B. - Complete
I Go Back by Vcorrigan reviews
A very familiar French boy has returned, turning Kyle's world upside down. What will ensue from Christophe's return? Pairing ChristopheKyle COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 83,025 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Christophe, Kyle B. - Complete
Flexibus by Fuzzle-Foot reviews
Sometimes life is what you believe it to be.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Complete
Encrypt by Ang Griffen reviews
Yes, this is a slashfic; please don't review me with how sick I am. Kyle grows up. Kyle&Kenny, Kyle&Mole
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/23/2003
Catharsis by A'jes' Blue reviews
This is NOT a sequel to FMR... This is a Percy Weasley angst-ridden story... Born from the idea that Ron is a seventh son and Percy lost his best friend very, very early.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,268 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2001
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The Like Like Way reviews
Bad title? Maybe. Samey confesses her admiration for a certain female camper. Oneshot, slightly fluffy, OOC? You decide! Samella.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Ella, Samey - Complete
Rush Rewritten reviews
A rewrite of my old story, Rush. Katie is going through her senior year at high school and she wants it to be the best year yet, Though it might just be her most dramatic year yet... Katie/Noah fic. Discontinued, but not the worst fic I've written, so check it out if you may.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Noah, Katie
Total Drama Reactions reviews
Most of the TDI/TDWT cast watches a disturbing video called 2 Girls 1 Cup. This is probably awful. Discontinued.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Cody, Sierra
Now Or Never reviews
If you value your brain cells, please don't read this. I'm sorry for writing it. Notie oneshot.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Noah, Katie - Complete