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Something I really need to say, for those who write or read Glee fanfiction and leave reviews especially when it has Noah 'Puck' Puckerman in the story played by Mark Salling, I understand he made a huge mistake, but he's dead now but yet people are still giving him hell from beyond the grave. It's sad. Just lay off people. Obviously he felt guilty for what he did and he had no one to turn to because people hated what he had done but as far as I know, he never acted on it. Its just so sad that people would rather hate a man who is dead then move on with their own lives.

Random stuff about me!

I know they are deleting stories on this site that are too mature, which is totally stupid if you ask me. I will in the future, post stories on my name there is makeupdiva84 and I will post on my name there is danradfan84. Or you can also find me at AO3 ' I prefer them over this site. I will not give ff dot net the chance of deleting my work, so in no way will I be posting here. I am so fed up with this site that I will only come here to read that is all.

Another thing, I really think that there needs to be more Purt (Puck/Kurt stories) there are simply not enough of them. I love those two together, they would be so hot together. So, if I can't see them together on-screen than I really am going to have to just read them in fan fiction, only if people would start posting more. Besides there is just too much Klaine, which, sorry to say is boring, then their is KurtOfsky, which is just wrong, the guy was horrible to Kurt, he even made threats towards him, yet everyone is so keen on them being together, just, eww. I can't stand it. People have crappy taste no a days, I don't get it. I just want more PucKurt.

Yes, you read correctly, I am not a Klaine fan. I have absolutely no problem with people who like the same gender, none at all. I support Gay Rights, but I just don't support Klaine. The couple does nothing for me. Plus Blaine is like boy-Rachel, not appealing. Kurt mind as well date Rachel. And that would be wrong because he is 100% gay and I can never picture him being with a girl romantically.

And FYI, I hate this new Filter crap. If I am looking for stories that are Harry and Draco, it's just Harry and Draco that I want. Not dramoni, Harry/Daphne, Harry/Luna, Draco/Luna, Draco/Astoria, Harry/Ginny. I refuse to read any of that crap. I hope the admins will get their heads together and change it back because how this site is now sucks and I hate their rating policies, meaning if you post an 'M' rated story, they really mean Teen rated story. They obviously don't know the difference. I just hate how this site is. If you want exactly Harry/Draco that is more riskey, you go to adultfanfiction dot net, thehexfiles dot net or any other site that isn't this one. I am so disappointed in the people who run this site. I only come on here to read some good stories, that's it. I refuse to post my stories here.

Loves:

Fanfiction(to an extent), good grammar, movies, cats, Harry Potter, Paramore, Puck/Kurt fanfiction, 10 cal Vitamin water, Starbucks, Makeup, Fashion, Youtube (for Hair and makeup tutorials.) Perfume, Daniel Radcliffe, Dior, Subway, Devon Sawa(I had the biggest crush on him when I was a teenager and well, I have a crush on him again. I'll probably never meet him but a woman can dream can't she?.)

Hates:

People on here who cannot accept criticizm. I tend to give quite a bit of it and people just get so easily offended and can't accept my opinion, like they have bad spelling or I hate that they made Harry Top instead of Draco being Top (I hate Top Harry) and then they block me from reviewing. It pisses me off that people can be so ignorant and close minded. The only reason a person should get blocked is if they are being really hateful, like saying how awful their story is or the fact that they are telling them how they think they should write their stories or that they are leaving cruel and homophobic comments. Any person who blocked me, I deleted their stories from my favorites. I don't accept people like that. I have never told an author on here how bad their story was and how dumb they were. Never. Yet, I am blocked for giving constructive criticizm. People really need a reality check. All authors get criticized as well as celebrities. Someone who reviewed a person's Harry Potter story, said I was a Douchebag because I said 'FYI Snakes aren't animals or mamals they are reptiles.'. How I was I being a douchebag? It was the truth, everyone with half a brain would know that. And come on, how was I being mean. People can also be really, really cruel. I wanted to punch that person cause they were the douchebag, not me. If someone doesn't like what I have to say, don't read and respond. I say what I say and that is what it will always be. Like as I said, I like Top Draco over Top Harry, so I now read only Top Draco stories, if I read a story that I don't know if it will be Top Harry until I get to that part, then I will click out of that story. I won't continue. But I have reviewed by saying that they story was good and I enjoyed it up until I got to the Top Harry scene. It's my preference, I believe that Draco should always top. With the way Harry was brought up through out his childhood, lack of nutrition and malnutrition would make him lack in height and a healthy body image. And when I think of Harry Potter, I think of Daniel Radcliffe, he had Harry spot on, except for the eyes, Dan couldn't wear the green contacts because they irritated his eyes, that was the only change in his character. Than Tom Felton as Draco Malfoy, he grew up to be a healthy boy. He may not have had the best childhood but he had more than Harry and his Parents obviously didn't starve him. Draco is a tall, blond, with a snarky attitued, he is Top material. To me, he always will be. Any story I write, Harry will Bottom. That is just the way it is. I am now finished my little rant. Just know this, I am not a mean person, I've tried and I can't be. If I sound mean in a review, then maybe you shouldn't post your stories, because not everyone is going to post a sweet and kind review, the world doens't work like that.

Maybe I should just get it out there that I do not like Top Harry Potter, I don't like him topping Draco.Homophobes(I think they are just afraid and that they are in the closet themselves. I also think that they need their asses kicked hard, you know so they cant sit for like a month.), Bullying(weather its cyber or in person, it needs to be stopped.) The word 'Whilst' it's too annoying. (I just hate that word. I know it's mostly used in Britain or Australia, where as in Canada or The United states we use While, I was just brought up on While. To me, Whilst is just too 12th century.) Bad grammar, Ginny Weasley, Harry/Ginny as a couple, having no job, The economie, Animal cruelty, Miley Cyrus, Youtube (sometimes), Anime(I don't know why I just can't stand it, this site is filled with so much of it, it's just annoying. I have no interest in it. Plus is so childish.), Justin Beiber. Annoying people. I hate people who think they are better than others.

I have known for quite sometime how much I can't stand anime, I think it's insane of how many Harry Potter readers read that anime trash. It's crazy and I am really so sick of seeing it all over the web. The only anime shows I can stand to watch and only watch is Sailor Moon and the english version of Kiki's delivery service. Anime is ridiculous, it shouldn't even be on .

I hate reading any kind of sexual tendencies that goes on between Harry and Ginny or Cho, I will only read PS(SS), COS and POA, simply cause they don't have anything that goes on between Harry and those two. I can't stand Ginny or Cho. And I think Pansy makes a real good bitch, but I just don't like her with Draco. It is and will always be Harry and Draco, I won't read a single story that doesn't involve those two together. And I get queasy if I see a story that involves Harry or Draco in a relationship with one of the adults, it's gross and illegal. So, there's my rant. And one other thing is that I cannot stand it when someone writes a HP story and puts Blaise Zabini in it but as his last name Zambini, it's so annoying, it's Zabini, there is no M.

I also hate it when a a story teller changes a character's name, like Harry Potter to like Orion Black or Tobias Snape. It has to be Harry James Potter. Also irritates me when people give Draco more than one middle name, like 5, it's rediculous.

Anyways, for about 5 years or ever since I saw Daniel in HP and the Cos, I have had such a crush on Daniel Radcliffe. He is so gorgeous. Even with the facial hair and I am not one for facial hair ask anyone. I really want to meet him one of these days it would be like a dream come true. He is so incredibly hot and sexy and so amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing. AHHHH, Daniel Radcliffe, his bright blue eyes, his sexy smile, his oh-my-gorgeous body which I would just love to touch and feel, sorry I am getting way ahead of myself. He is just so YUM!!

I never really read 'Deathly Hollows' but from what I have read, I am quite disappointed. It was so cliche, everyone married their childhood sweet heart, they all had kids and all became one big happy family. Made me mad cause I didn't want Harry and Ginny back together cause sadly, I can't stand Ginny or them as a couple. I know others do but I just can't help it. When I first got into Harry Potter before I started liking slash, I had thought that Harry and Hermione were going to get together but noooooooo, it was Harry and the annoying-slutty, red-headed bimbo Ginny Weasley. Also and I know this may make me seem like a heartless bitch but after reading the epilogue of HP, I now wish that Ginny had died in Chamber of secrets, than her and Harry wouldn't have been together. She should be dead, in the real world, the non-magic world, she would be. And from my personal opinion, you may hate me but I think or know that Harry and Ginny together in the stories was the worst thing that happened in Harry Potter. Rowling is an excellent author but she made the biggest mistake by putting those two together. She made the whole 7th book seem like a fairy tale. Everyone ended up with the love of their life, no one was gay, except for Dumbledore, who died in hbp. There were no divorces and it just pissed me off. I was severely disappointed. Ginny, isn't even pretty, she's a whore and just really annoying. Harry obviously has no taste in women. It was just too unrealistic. Everyone lives in this bloody dream, thinking that they are perfect for each other when really, they are just Harry's parents, James and Lily. Why in the world would Harry want to be with someone exactly like his mother? Just cause he no longer has parents doesn't mean he has to marry her. Also, Ginny is a terrible character, the worst in the whole series.

I also don't like reading stories with less than two thousand words or drabbles. I think drabbles are usless and a waste of time. They shouldn't even be accepted. I can be very picky about what I read. I refuse to read stories that are going to bore me to death, too OOC, bad grammar, stories that don't make any sense or stories that aren't Harry and Draco. And I also hate OCs I feel that there are no point of them being in a story. They're useless and completely unnecessary. And if a story is in the Harry/ Draco catagory but isn't a harry/draco story, it really pisses me off. If it's not a harry/draco story, meaning that they aren't together in the story then the story should be moved. I just bugs me so much when people are do that on here, they must be really stupid.

Types of Fan Fiction I'll read:

Dom:Draco/Sub:Harry, MPreg:Harry(If it's written well.), Dark:Harry(But not dark towards Draco), Over-Protective:Draco, Veela:Draco, Sappy/Cuddly:Harry/Draco, Tough Draco, I love reading fics of Harry/Draco getting married together. M/M slash, sexual intercourse. The story must have a good plot and realistic or at least trying to be. Not a fan of mpreg, I'll read it if it has a good plot and that it doesn't sound too fake. Like having a pregnancy that lasts a few months with no problems what so ever, I won't read.

Types of Fan Fictions I refuse to read (as in I hate):

Fem!Harry or Fem!Draco(It's not Harry Potter if someone is a different gender than they are in the books, it's not right and since it's becoming common on this site, they aren't right. Its just wrong and disgusting.) Harry Potter: Top Harry/Bottom Draco(though I have to read it sometimes because so many authors post it more than the Top Draco/Bottom Harry. When I picture Harry and draco, I picture Daniel Radcliffe who is much shorter and bulkier than Tom Felton who portrays Draco, he's 6' feet, Daniel is 5'5. I don't picture Harry as a taller man and I refuse to. And also, the shorter man should be a bottom.) Plus, Harry had a troubled childhood, he was malnourished, he wore his cousin's old clothes, he was not exactly healthy looking, yet people have him as being 6'0 with a gorgeous body. He doesn't. Harry Potter is not TOP material. , Some MPregs, most het, marriage between Harry/Ginny or even dating-sex, Threesomes(I hate them with a passion and I refuse to read them. Though I used to read them but I just don't like them anymore.), BDSM, Rape, Female Blaise, Torture, Bossy Hermione, Controlling Hermione, Harry with ofc or omc, based on movies/tv shows, fanfictions with ocs(don't care for them, if a story has too many of them, then I refuse to read it.) and oocs. I can't stand it when a character such as Harry or Draco are too ooc. It's hard to read them. I can be extremely picky, I know. And if if I find a problem with a fic that I am reading like harry being on top or Harry being too dark or childish, I'll tell you. It doesn't mean I hate your fic it's just what I do. I get frustrated when I read stories with things I despise in them. And also if Ron rapes Harry. I can take reading Ron when he's a complete a*s but not when he's in to raping Harry or even Draco. I also hate to read a story where the author can't spell. What's the point of posting a story if you can't spell or use the right punctuation. It seems like a lot of stories that I have seen posted are awful cause either the characters are way too ooc or that the author first puts them with like Snape which I have to say is sick, I refuse to read anyone's story that has Harry or Draco with Snape, it's sick and disgusting, I certainly wouldn't want my children with a man who is old enough to be their father. What is wrong with people today? seriously. I don't get it. And also I really don't like reading newer stories where Harry and Draco have children together or it's just them alone having children and they don't name their children what their named in the books, like Lily Luna, James Sirius, Albus Severus or Scorpius. It just bugs me. I'm very picky. And there is one big thing that really bugs me is unfinished stories. What's the point of writing one if you decide on not finishing it, all's it brings is disappointment from the reader. Believe me, I've been disappointed a lot from authors. I'll enjoy a story, I'll really like it but then I realize it's either been nearly a year or a few years unfinished, it just p*sses me off. I'm sure other readers can reflect to that. Another thing is that I hate it when Harry is treated as if he were a small child. There are lots where the grown ups like Sirius, Dumbledore or any of the professors are treating Harry as if he were a child, they have no right, Sirius, may be his Godfather but he has no right to treat him as if he were a small child who couldn't take care of himself. It just annoys me so much. Another one I refuse to read is Gay Ron, I like Ron, but I like him better when he's straight. I don't like Gay Ron or Lesiban Hermione, it's way out of character for either of them and it's just disturbing, refuse to read any story that involves them being interested sexually in the same sex.

Glee: Top Kurt/Bottom Puck (I just can't see Kurt as a top. To me, he's too, what's the word? fragile? not sure if that is the right word but it's somewhere a long those lines.), mpreg Puck, Kurt ending up with Blaine, Puck ending up with Quinn, Rachel or Santana.

And this is completely random but I despise it when authors use the word 'whilst', I looked it up and hardly anybody uses it. It's an 'old Victorian' word, of course used by mainly the English. Whilst is another word for While. Why not use while? it's the same thing but more modern. Either way, I cannot stand the word. I wish people would just stop being old fashion and use newer words.

Mistakes with Harry Potter that authors do that annoy me and that are wrong:

Ginny Weasley(though I hate the character.) Her real name is Ginevra not Virginia

Harry isn't short for anything, it's just Harry James Potter. No Harold or Harrison or Hadrian. (where do you people get the idea that Harry is short for one of those names?)

Draco Malfoy is not short for anything, the one thing that people do to his name that annoys me is when people call him Draconis. It's just Draco. And if you use a short form of Draco's name, it's Dray or Drake, actually that's okay.

Hermione's middle name is 'Jean' not Jane.

Blaise's last name is spelled 'Zabini' not Zambini. And his first is Blaise not Blaize or Blase.

And the big thing that makes me extra mad when people use Top Harry, I mean, why? Harry's short in the movies and the books, Harry should be bottom and Draco should be the top. I don't agree of why people make Harry Top, I can't imagine it, it actually disgusts me, Draco isn't some weak, whiney, little submissive, neither is Harry but he isn't a dominant at all, Draco is more of a dominant, why the hell can't people realize that? There are just too many stories with Top Harry and I Wish they would stop. He was made to be a bottom. Just remember, if Harry was meant to be tall and dominant, they wouldn't have picked Daniel Radcliffe, the guys is like 2 and a half inches taller than me, he's 5 foot 5, he admitted that in an interview. Harry was made for the bottom life in gay sex.

Learn to read the books people. If you'd read them than you'd know that I am right and you're wrong. Or just check the Harry Potter wikipedia.

Mistakes with Glee that authors do that annoy me and that are wrong:

Brittany S. Pierce, so many authors have spelled her name so many different ways, there is only one, it's just Brittany. Not Britney or Brittney. Just Brittany. I can't stress how much that annoys me. It also annoys me when people use Heather Morris's last name as Brittany's. Brittany's last name is 'Pierce'.

Kurt's mother's name being anything but Elizabeth. It's so obvious that was her name. Kurt has called himself, Kurt Elizabeth Hummel. His mother's name was obviously, Elizabeth.

Kurt's name. His first name is Kurt, but people have decided on changing that and using something ridiculous like Harley. He is in no way a Harley. He isn't a car.

Noah Puckerman's religion. We all know that he is Jewish, yet, people have him celebrating Christmas, which is in fact not a Jewish Holiday. Jewish as in Judaism celebrate Hanukkah, which runs basically 3 weeks of December. They don't open presents like we do or celebrate anything to do with the Christian religion.

Santana Lopez. So obvious that she isn't bffs with Kurt Hummel, yet people have her being practically sisters with him. It's disturbing.

Carole Hudson, her name is spelled Carole not Carol.

Rachel Berry's fathers, they are Leroy and Hiram. I read on wiki and from the show. People on here tend to change their names. It's really annoying.

Beth. The biological daughter of Quinn Fabray and Noah Puckerman. People also tend to change her name. And make it seem like she was never adopted by Shelby Corcoran, which she was. For some reason, that bothers me. It's just not part of the show, her not being adopted. Keeping a child when you are still a teenager and attending High school, is dumb.

Quinn being Kurt's Bff, we all know it's Mercedes not Quinn or Santana.

Fan Fictions I'm into:

Harry Potter, Glee, The Vampire Diaries, Pretty little liars, Tokio Hotel and One Direction. Mostly Harry Potter.

My favorite ships!!

Harry Potter:

Draco/Harry(They should have been together to begin with.)(And they are my number 1 ship that I read. And of course they are my OTP. And Draco is to always, always be on top otherwise I won't read it.)
Blaise/Ron(sometimes)
Seamus/Ron(sometimes)
Ron/Harry(sometimes and as long as it doesn't end in Harry and Ginny/Ron and Hermione)
Scorpius/Albus
James/Scorpius

Teen Wolf

Stiles/Derek (OTP)

Liam/Theo

Scott/Allison

Jackson/Lydia

Jackson/Stiles

Malia/Scott

The Hunger Games:

Katniss/Peeta
Cato/Peeta

The Vampire Diaries

Stefan/Elena
Damon/Elena(I'm kind of sick of them together. They are getting kind of overrated. Actually they are overrated.)
Damon/Caroline
Damon/Jeremy
Damon/Bonnie
Stefan/Matt
Stefan/Caroline
Tyler/Caroline (on the show, I don't know about fanfiction.)
Jeremy/Bonnie
Tyler/Jeremy(They would be so hot together. Too bad the producer and writer will never go that way.)

Pretty Little Liars

Toby/Spencer
Caleb/Hanna
Toby/Hanna
Toby/Aria

Aria/Jason

Merlin:

Arthur/Merlin

Glee:

Puck/Kurt
Artie/Quinn
Santana/Brittany
Mr. Schue/Ms. Pillsbury

The Big Bang Theory

Sheldon/Penny
Leonard/Penny
Howard/Bernadette(She is so tiny and cute.)

Supernatural:

Sam/Dean
Sam/Ruby(Blonde Ruby)
Castiel/Dean

Life with Derek:

Derek/Casey
Edwin/Lizzie

NCIS:

Tony/Ziva
Tim/Abby
Tony/Abby
Tony/Tim
Gibbs/Abby(father/daughter relationship)

Criminal Minds

Derek/Spencer
Hotch/J.J
Derek/Penelope
Spencer/J.J
Hotch/Spencer
Hotch/J.J

That 70's Show

Eric/Donna
Hyde/Jackie
Eric/Jackie

One Tree Hill

Lucas/Peyton
Nathan/Haley
Brooke/Mouth
Skills/Bevin
Lucas/Brooke

Sailor Moon

Serena/Darien

One Direction

Louis/Harry
Harry/Niall
Harry/Liam
Liam/Niall
Zayn/Niall
Zayn/Liam

Vampire Academy

Rose/Dimitri
Lissa/Christian
Rose/Mason

Bloodlines

Sydney/Adrian
Jill/Eddie
Jill/Micha

Crossovers I'd like to read!

Harry/Aria(Harry Potter/Pretty Little liars)
Harry/Hanna(Harry Potter/Pretty little liars)
Draco/Serena(Harry Potter/Gossip Girl)
Spencer/Jeremy(Pretty little liars/Vampire Diaries)
Hanna/Tyler(Pretty little liars/Vampire Diaries)
Spencer/Spencer(Pretty little liars/Criminal Minds)
Harry/Veronica(Harry Potter/Veronica Mars)
Sam/Spencer(Supernatural/Pretty little liars)
Dean/Hanna(Supernatural/Pretty little liars)
Harry/Dean(Harry Potter/Supernatural)
Harry/Kurt(Harry Potter/Glee)
Harry/Puck(Harry Potter/Glee)
Hanna/Puck(Pretty little liars/Glee)
Spencer/Finn(Pretty little liars/Glee)

Ships I absolutely Despise

Stiles/Lydia (Teen Wolf) (Another couple like Delena and Ezria, people who seem to be crazy about them. Again, lets not forget the fact that she had no idea who Stiles was or that he even existed before Allison came to Beacon Hills. They weren't good for each other. I hate Stiles and Lydia together. Stiles belongs with Derek. Sterek is real, get over it.)

Stiles/Malia(Teen Wolf)(I'm unsure if I do hate them as a couple.)

Stiles/Heather(Teen Wolf)

Derek/Jennifer(teen Wolf)

Derek/Braedan(Teen Wolf)

Derek/Kate(Teen Wolf)

Scott/Allison(Teen Wolf)(I had a love/hate relationship with them. The hate part was that Scott always ditched Stiles, his best friend to be with Allison. Scott wasn't a very good friend to me.)

Harry/Ginny(Harry Potter)( I hate them together with a passion, it's weird that I hate them as a couple so much but I just do and nothing will change that.)(Plus Ginny is a stuck up, self centered, selfish-bitch)
Harry/Anyone who isn't Draco
Draco/Anyone who isn't Harry(specially Astoria, Pansy and Hermione)
Jeremy/Vicki(Vicki's a snob and couldn't see Tyler for what he was. A jerk who didn't respect her, who cheated on her and, well, what more is there to say about him? And that she was obviously ashamed to be with Jeremy cause of their age difference, which wasn't that bad.)

Caroline/Klaus(The Vampire Diaries)(Not a fan. And in my opinion it seemed to me that he wanted her because he couldn't mind control her. That is sick. People are sick for liking them as couple, same with Delena.)

Damon/Elena(The Vampire Diaries)(I don't understand the obsession people have with this couple. For one, Damon was a killer, he killed her brother, he killed her friends, yet she could have cared less. He was even obsessed with Katherine who was her Doppleganger. If it weren't for Katherine, I am sure that Elena and Damon wouldn't even have existed as a couple. And lets not forget to mention the fact that Elena was in a romantic relationship with his younger brother. That's just wrong. Damon isn't a very good brother.)
Aria/Ezra(Pretty Little Liars, I really used to like them together but then I got bored of them. The whole on and off thing. It just got boring.)
Spencer/Wren(Pretty Little Liars)
Mike/Mona(Pretty Little Liars)
Emily/Paige(Pretty Little Liars. My least favorite couple on PLL. I prefer Ezria to Emily/Paige. I can actually look at Ezra and not be disgusted and annoyed.)
Emily/Maya(Pretty Little Liars)
Byron/Merideth(Pretty Little Liars)

Spencer/Caleb(Pretty Little Liars)

Toby/Yvonne(Pretty Little Liars)(Ew)
Tony/Jeanne(NCIS)(I did not like her. It seemed like Tony would always be with her not with his team. Season 4 just did not have a lot of Tiva for me. Tiva is my OTP besides drarry.)
Gibbs/Jenny(NCIS)(even though I do like them both)
Tony/Kate(NCIS)(they are practically brother and sister)
Tony/any other woman who aren't Ziva(NCIS)

Tony/Zoey(NCIS)

McGee/Delilah(NCIS)(I hate her. I find her to be controlling and just very irritating.)
Penelope/Kevin(Criminal Minds, I don't necessarily hate them as a couple, cause they are okay, I just don't really like them as a couple, if that makes any sense.)
Hotch/Haley(Criminal Minds, makes me kind of glad that they got a divorce, but it was sad when Haley died.)
J.J/WIll(Criminal minds, I totally forgot the name of him.)
Kurt/Blaine (Glee)(Sorry, I'm just not one of those girls) (I prefer them as friends, more than anything. I really just don't like them together. And I think it's boring.)
Puck/Quinn (Glee)
Puck/Santana (Glee)
Kurt/Sam (Glee)
Puck/Sam (Glee)
Kurt/Karofsky (Glee) (Come on, the guy tormented Kurt in the worst ways possible. And eww. They would be the worst couple ever. I mean come on besides being a huge bully, he's a closet case and he is so not Kurt's type. Why give Kurt a bad name by putting him with that.)
Puck/And any other woman (Glee)
Puck/Rachel (Glee)
Kurt/Sebastian (Glee)
Kurt/Adam (Glee)
Kurt/Chandler (Glee)
Hyde/Donna(That 70's show)(They were never a couple, I know but when I saw the first episode on Season 4, they were the worst couple ever. Even if it was just fake. I'm glad Donna chose Eric over Steven.)
Kelso/Jackie(That 70's show)(I don't think I liked Kelso with anyone, mostly because he was never a good boyfriend, he was always such a slut. I guess him and Laurie were perfect for each other in some way.)
Hyde/Sam(That 70's show)
Kelso/Laurie(That 70's show)
Fez/Jackie(That 70's show)
Donna/Casey Kelso(That 70's show)
Lissa/Adrian(Vampire Academy)
Sydney/Brayden(Bloodlines)
Sydney/Ian(Bloodlines)
Eddie/Angeline(Bloodlines)

Real ships I absolutely despise:

Daniel Radcliffe/Emma Watson(They are too much like brother and sister, even Dan and Emma agree)(Love them both but not as a couple)
Daniel Radcliffe(with any other girl, the only girl, Dan should actually be with, is me. Plus I believe that any girl who dates Dan only wants to be with him cause of his fame, popularity and the fact that he played Harry Potter.)
Tom Felton/Emma Watson
Tom Felton/Jade, I think that's her name, she looks like a slut, and she is not pretty, don't accuse me of jealousy, cause I'm not jealous. The only actresses I am jealous of are Reese Witherspoon and Blake Lively.)
Zac Efron/Vanessa Hudgens(who are no longer together.)
Bill Kaulitz/Bushido(Just eww.)
Bill Kaulitz/Lafee and any other girl
Bill Kaulitz/Joop(don't know his first name, but eww, the man is old enough to be his dad, he's old enough to be my dad and I'm older than Bill. What a pervert, the joop guy not Bill.)
Tom Kauiltz/Chantelle(beautiful name though)any other girl

By the way I haven't read all 7 Harry Potter books, but I do know most of what happened in DH, not happy about it though since Harry ends up with Ginny, I was absolutely pissed about that. The thought of Harry and Ginny together makes me want to vomit, literary. They are a awful couple. To me, they are like brother and sister.

Choose your top 5 Shows:

1.) Pretty little liars
2.) The Vampire Diaries
3.) NCIS
4.) Criminal Minds
5.) Teen Wolf

The first character I fell in love with:

1.) Hanna
2.) Aunt Jenna but she died at the end of Season 2, so Caroline
3.) Tony
4.) Emily
5.) Stiles

The character I never expected to love as much as I do now:

1.) Caleb
2.) Elijah
3.) Abby
4.) Morgan
5.) Malia

The character everyone else loves that I hate:

1.) Ezra or Paige
2.) Klaus
3.) Jeanne
4.) Alex
5.) Lydia (I hate how everyone makes her into being this perfect Goddess who is sooooo smart and gorgeous and no man can't say no to her or stand up to her. I hate it. People go on about Feminism in TW stories, that is not feminism, that is a grade a stuck up snob.)

The character I love that everyone else hates:

1.) Caleb
2.) Jeremy
3.) Ziva
4.) Garcia
5.) Jackson

The character I would shag anytime:

1.) Toby
2.) Tyler
3.) Tim
4.) Spencer
5.) Derek

The character you’re most like:

1.) Hanna/Emily
2.) Aunt Jenna
3.) McGee
4.) Spencer
5.) Stiles

The character I’d slap:

1.) Mona and Aria(Aria, because she is such an idiot when it comes to Ezra. Mona for obvious reasons.)
2.) Rebekah
3.) Dalilah
4.) Anyone of the criminals
5.) Jackson

Who are your five favorite characters?

1.) Spencer, Hanna, Caleb, Toby, Ashley
2.) Damon, Tyler, Jeremy, Elijah, Elena, Caroline
3.) Tony, McGee, Ziva, Gibbs, Abby
4.) Spencer, Emily, J.J, Hotchner, Morgan, Garcia
5.) Derek, Stiles, Allison, Scott, Lydia, Jackson

Who are your least favorite characters?

1.) Ezra, Wren, Mona, Wilden, Paige
2.) Klaus, Hayley, Vicki, Katherine(Though she's a total badass), Jules
3.) Erin, Michael, Eli, Jeanne, anyone from the FBI who isn't Fornel
4.) Elle, Erin, Alex, Gideon, Rossi
5.) Peter, Victoria, Gerard, Malia, Aiden

A pairing that you love?

1.) Hanna and Caleb, Spencer and Toby
2.) Tyler and Caroline
3.) Tony and Ziva
4.) Morgan and Garcia
5.) Stiles and Derek (The most common ship in Fan fiction and Teen Wolf.)

FAVORITE Characters!

Harry Potter series: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Professor Snape, Fred and George Weasley, Fleur Delacour, Hagrid, Hedwig, Nymphadora Tonks, Teddy Lupin

The Hunger Games: Katniss Everdeen, Peeta, Prim Everdeen

Teen Wolf: Scott McCall, Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale, Allison Argent, Melissa McCall, Lydia Martin, Jackson Whittemore(sometimes, he can be such a douche though.), Sheriff Stilinski, Liam Dunbar, Theo Raeken, Malia Tate, Kira Yukimura

Vampire Diaries: Elena Gilbert, Stefan Salvatore, Damon Salvator, Jenna Sommers, Caroline Forbes, Alaric Saltzman, Jeremy Gilbert, Tyler Lockwood, Bonnie Bennet, Anna, Pearl, Katherine (she is so badass), Rose, Mikael Mikaelson, Rebekah Mikaelson, Grandma Bennet, Elijah Mikaelson

Pretty Little Liars: Spencer Hasting, Hanna Marin, Aria Montgomery, Ella Montgomery, Alison DiLaurentis, Melissa Hastings(Sometimes, when she's not being a grade A bitch), Veronica Hastings, Jason DiLaurentis, Ashley Marin, Toby Cavanaugh, Caleb Rivers, Samara, Ezra Fitz

NCIS: Gibbs, Ziva David, Tim McGee, Tony Dinozzo, Abby Scuito, Mike Franks, Jenny Shepard, Kate Todd, Elle Bishop

Criminal Minds: Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner, JJ Jarue, Penelope Garcia, Emily Prentis, Derek Morgan, Dr. Spencer Reid

Supernatural: Dean and Sam Winchester, Castiel, John Winchester, Jo Harville, Ellen Harville, Bobby Singer, Garth

CSI: Catherine Willows, Gill Grissom, Nick Stokes, Greg Sanders, Sara Sidle, Morgan Brody, Jim Brass, Warrick Brown, Jules Finely, Calleigh Duquesne, Ryan Wolf,

Vampire Academy/Bloodlines: Rose Hathaway, Christian Ozera, Mason Ashford, Sydney Ivashkov nee Sage, Adrian Ivashkov, Eddie Castile, Marcus Finch, Jill Mastrano-Dragomir, Dimitrie Belikov, Sonya Karp, Abe Mazur, Jackie Terwilliger

Friends: Rachel Green, Phoebe Buffay, Monica Geller, Chandler Bing, Joey Tribbiani, Mike Hannigan, Gunther, Carol Willick, Ben Geller, Emma Geller

Glee: Kurt Hummel, Finn Hudson, Noah 'Puck' Puckerman, Brittany S. Pierce, Coach Sylvester, Emma Pillsbury, Carole Hudson, Burt Hudson, Quinn Fabray

Full House: Jesse Katsopolis, Joey Gladstone, DJ Tanner, Stephanie Tanner, Steve, Kimmy Gibbler, Becky Katsopolis nee Donaldson, Teddy, Aaron Bailey

The OC: Kirsten Cohen, Sandy Cohen, Ryan Atwood, Seth Cohen, Summer Roberts, Marissa Cooper

Merlin: Merlin Emerys, Arthur, Gweniviere, Morganna (before she went evil)

One Tree Hill: Lucas Scott, Peyton Sawyer-Scott, Nathan Scott, Brooke Davis, Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden, Keith Scott, Bevin Mirsky, Antwon 'Skills' Taylor, Karen Roe, Deb Lee, Haley James Scott, Jamie Scott

Smallville: Clark Kent, Chloe Sullivan, Lana Lang, Jonathan Kent, Martha Kent, Lois Lane, Jimmy Olsen, Oliver Queen, Bart, Kara Kent, Brainiac

Least (Non) Favorite Characters!

Harry Potter franchise: Albus Dumbledore, Bellatrix LeStrange, Lucius Malfoy, Fenire Greyback, Astoria Greengrass, Ginny Weasley, Cho Chang, Any death eater who isn't Draco Malfoy

Teen Wolf: Gerard Argent, Kate Argent, Peter Hale, Braeden(sorry, but I only believe that Derek should be with only Stiles.), Erica, Chris Argent, Adrian Harris, Victoria Argent, Jennifer Blake, Ennis, Kali, Deucilion

The Hunger Games Franchise: Cato, Foxfire, Clove, President Snow, Gale

The Vampire Diaries: Vicki Donovan, Rebekah Michaelson, Klause Michaelson, Mayor Lockwood, Katherine Pierce, Carole Lockwood, Lizzy Forbes

Pretty Little Liars: Ezra Fitz(because he is dating a student/teenager and I just think they are all wrong for each other), Aria Montgomery(sometimes), Jenna Marshall, Mona Vanderwall, Paige McCullers, Garrett Reynolds, Detective Darren Wilden, Melissa Hastings(she can be a first class, grade A bitch), Wren Kingston, Jessica DiLaurentis, Peter Hastings, Mr. DiLaurentis, Psycho! Nate St. Germain(from the very first episode he was in, I knew he was all talk.), Cece, Shanna, Noel Khan

NCIS: Eli David, Jeann Benoite(I hated her), Michael(Ziva's ugly, lying ex), Diane(Gibbs/Fornell's ex wife), Delilah(Yes, I don't like her. I just think both McGee and Tony should stay single.)

Criminal Minds: George 'The Reaper' Foyet, Jason Gideon, Elle Greenway

Supernatural: Uriel, Yellow eyes, Anna, Ruby(Brunette), Abaddon, Lisa, Ben, Crowley

Vampire Academy/Bloodlines franchise: Mr. Sage, Queen Tatiana

Friends: Ross(Sometimes, especially when it's the whole Rachel/Ross thing. I hate them as a couple.)

Glee

Full House: Danny Tanner(sometimes when he's not being an over protective parent.), Michelle

The OC: Taylor, Trey Atwood, Psycho! Oliver

Merlin:

One Tree Hill: Dan Scott, Rachel Gatina(sometimes), Felix Tereggo, Mr. Chavez, Shelly, Erica Marsh, Psycho! Derek or Ian Banks, Chris Keller, Victoria Davis, Lindsey Strauss(I hated her. Lucas was so dumb for asking her to marry him instead of just breaking up with her.)

Smallville: Lional Luthor, Lex Luthor(mostly in Season 5 and on), Lucy Lane, Davis,

Hogwarts House: Slytherin!

Favorite Gryffindor: Fred and George Weasley

Favorite Hufflepuff: Susan Bones

Favorite Ravenclaw: Luna Lovegood. '

Favorite Slytherin: Daphne Greengrass

Favorite Marauder: Remus Lupin

Favorite Member of the Golden Trio: Harry, though he has bad taste in women(eg...Cho and Ginny)

Favorite Black: Bellatrix(She's evil, I know.)

Favorite Weasley: The twins, because they always manage to ass humor and laughs to a sad situation.

Favorite Hogwarts Teacher: Trelawnay

Favorite Member of the Order of the Phoenix: Arthur

Favorite Death Eater: Snape, Draco too though I wish he was never mixed up in it.

Favorite Leader: Neville

Least Favorite Gryffindor: Lavender or Ginny, I can't stand Ginny, she's an annoying slut just as bad as Lavender.

Least Favorite Hufflepuff: Zacharias Smith. Pompous little git.

Least Favorite Ravenclaw: Cho Chang, I haven't read all the books so I don't know every Ravenclaw.

Least Favorite Slytherin: Pansy Parkinson. Shrill laughing, Harry-hating ice queen. Also Astoria Greengrass cause she and Harry's Draco got married.

Least Favorite Marauder: Peter Pettigrew. Traitorous little rat, going and betraying Lily and James and getting Sirius thrown in Azkaban and using Harry's blood to bring back Voldy.

Least Favorite Member of the Golden Trio: Ron, I suppose.

Least Favorite Black: Sirius, I know, horrible thing too think but I just can't help but not like him.

Lease Favorite Weasley: Percy or Ginny, I don't know which. I mean Percy is an arrogant jerk and Ginny is a slut who I believe was only in love with Harry's fame and fortune.

Least Favorite Hogwarts Teacher:Umbridge, the worst.

Least Favorite Member of the Order of the Phoenix: Sirius, no offence fans.

Least Favorite Death Eater: Peter Pettigrew.

Least Favorite Leader: Cornelius Fudge.

Birth Months: (bold yours)

JANUARY:Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts.Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

MARCH: Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

MAY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE: Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

JULY: Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

AUGUST: Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave andcaring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led.Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

SEPTEMBER: Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well.Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

OCTOBER: Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

NOVEMBER: Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

DECEMBER: Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

Favorite song? The Devil within by Digital Daggers
Favorite Musical Genre? Hard rock
Favorite Band? Breaking Benjamin
Favorite solo artist? Kelly Clarkson

What was the last song you listened to? The Devil within by Digital Daggers
What was the last cd you bought? Blink-182 Enema of the stake
What was the last song you put on your ipod? Fire in your new shoes by Kaskade
What was the last song you heard on the radio? I'm not sure, it's been a few days since I last listened to the radio.

What was the first cd you bought? the first Backstreet boys cd
What is your favorite musical? Wicked
What is your favorite theme song from a TV show? Secret by The Pierces - The theme from Pretty Little Liars
What song describes you?
What song describes you and your best friend?
What song describes your relationship or lack of? Crush, crush, crush by Paramore

The Alphabet of Questions

A – Accidents

01. Have you ever been in a car accident? No
02. Do you have a lot of scars? Yes
03. Have you ever been in a fist fight with someone? No, but I have been punched in the face before
04. Have you ever seriously hurt anyone by mistake? No
05. Have you ever had stitches? Where? No

B – Beauty

06. Do you consider yourself beautiful? Yes
07. Are you self conscious of how you look? yes, not really my facial looks, it's my weight that makes me feel self conscious
08. Do you put on a lot of makeup? Not too much
09. Would you ever consider getting plastic surgery? Hell no!!!
10. What do you think makes a person beautiful? personality and confidence

C – Consequences

11. What was the longest amount of time you’ve been grounded for? I had never really been grounded as a teenager or child. It was hard for my parents to ground me and my sister.
12. What would you do if you got pregnant, keep it or have an abortion? keep it, I don't agree with abortion, unless it could be fatal, then I'd keep it.
13. Do you ever think about how your actions affect other people? sometimes
14. What do you think is the worst punishment someone could give you? death sentence
15. What is one thing you wish you didn’t do, just because it wasn’t worth it in the end? Not sure

D – Dealing

16. When you are mad at someone, how do you show them? don't talk to them
17. Name a time when you had to be strong. When my Nana past away
18. Have you ever dealt with a divorce or parents fighting? Any kind of abuse at home? Yes, no divorce, just seperation, parents fighting, not fun stuff.
19. When people at school don’t accept you, or have problems with you, how do you react? I haven't been in school for a long time.
20. Have you ever lost someone to death? Explain how you got through it. Yes I have, my Nana died then a couple of years later my Aunt who is my Nana's eldest daughter, past away. For both it was hard. My Nana, past away the day after I saw her in the hospital. It was really hard, I could barely leave my bedroom and I refused to leave the house. It was worse for my mom. Then when my Aunt died, it was horrible, I felt depressed and I couldn't believe she was gone so soon. A death that is family, a relative, friend, any kind of loved one, it always be tough to go through. Like the end of the world sort of thing.

E – Experience

21. Have you ever had a job? Any volunteer jobs? yes
22. Do you think that you are sexually experienced, or not at all? yes, but I haven't had sex in quite a while, so I am not too experienced.
23. Have you gone through a lot emotionally, or has life been easy thus far? yes
24. Do you think you are ready to be on your own (have your own home, job, etc.)? I don't have a job yet, I am in the process of looking though. It's not easy, since I have a lack of experience, but I think I'm ready to be on my own.
25. How old do you act? My age, sometimes older.

F – Family

26. Is there anyone in your family you don’t talk to? Why? My sister, that is not my fault though, it's hers. To her, my opinion is that her precious boyfriend, who is a family man, and her friends and her job is more important. She doesn't even call me or our parents, we have to find out what she's doing on Facebook. I really hope that one day she will change her ways.
27. If you had to choose, family or friends? Family, they always come first.
28. Can you tell your parents or one of your parents anything? something
29. Do you have any siblings? If so, do you ever get jealous of them? Yes, I have a younger brother and sister, my brother is autistic, never see him because of his foster mother, my sister, she is 7 years younger than me, she is a radio broadcaster for a very popular radio station in the city I live in, The Zone 91.3 FM. Anyways, my sister is very outgoing and confidant and I just wish I had that. Your go onto her facebook page and you'll see she has like over 500 friends, possibly more. I've always been shy, not outgoing and overweight, my weight gets in the way a lot.
30. How often do you spend ‘quality time’ with family members? I don't know

G – Growing

31. How tall are you? How tall do you wish you were? Between 5 ft 2 and 5 ft 3, I wish I was like 5 ft 10, like Blake Lively. I really want her legs.
32. Do you think that you have grown more in the past year than any year before that? Being that I am in my late 20's, no.
33. As a person, do you think you are mature for your age or still act childish? Mature, however do tend to have quite a few arguments with my mom over the dumbest things.
34. Are you scared to think that one day you will turn 30, then 40, then 50? No, I am more scared that I will still be unemployed, living with my parents and childless.
35. Do you believe you still have a lot to learn? yes

H – Hope

36. Love – real or not? I'd like to thinkg that Love is real and exists.
37. Are you a pessimist of an optimist? Pessimistic, I wish I was more optimistic.
38. Do you believe in fate, that everything happens for a reason, or do you think that our actions lead the way? Sometimes
39. Do you think that after we die our spirit is still alive? I'd like to think so
40. What gives you hope when you just feel like dying? My future children

I – Issues

41. Do you suffer from depression or constant sadness/loneliness? Lonliness, I feel lonely a lot.
42. Do you have any type of disease or disability? Yes, nothing fatal though. I have gallbladder disease, in other words, gallstones. I just need to have my gallbladder removed, then I'm okay.
43. Are you currently in a hard relationship or have bad luck with the opposite sex? No, I'm not in any relationship.
44. Do you think that you are alone in this world? No I believe there is someone out there for everyone
45. How often do you think about death, suicide or running away? I used to think about suicided quite a bit, then one day, I just stopped.

J – Jokes

46. Say a word or phrase that would not be funny to anyone but you & one of your friends (an inside joke)
47. Are you usually the one who makes people laugh,Or the other way around? both
48. Do you cry when you laugh hard? sometimes
49. Write down a hilarious moment you had with someone that makes you laugh to this day!
50. Do you ever get in trouble for laughing or talking a lot during class? Not in school anymore

K – Knowledge

51. The purpose of school: to learn, to cause trouble or to hang out with friends? to learn, if it was for anything but learning, it wouldn't be called school.
52. Do people refer to you as smart, dumb, or average? smart
53. What was the highest grade you have received (full course mark) ever? B
54. What was your last average? This year would you like to maintain it or aim higher? Not in school anymore
55. What do you find the most interesting subject to be (to study or to talk about)? History

L – Love

56. Are you currently in love? If not, have you been before? nope
57. Do people around you show you a lot of love (tell you they love you, hug you, kiss you, etc.)? yes
58. Is love worth it? It can be if the right person comes along
59. Do you hate it when girls in their young teenage years say they ‘love’ someone that they’ve been dating for a few months? yes! I find it infuriating
60. Does it take a lot for you to say you love someone, or is it just a word? It takes a lot

M – Money

61. Do you believe that money makes the world go round? no
62. Is your family on the poor side, average, or above average when it comes to money? average
63. Are you saving up for college/university, or planning to? trying to save to buy my own place
64. Would you rather win millions of dollars & be set for life, or find the perfect person to marry & start a family with? perfect person, but having money would be nice.
65. On a scale of 1-10, how important is money to you? 6

N – Naughty

66. Are you a virgin? no
67. What do you think about doing sexual things with someone you’re not going out with? so long as you don't actually do it, there's nothing wrong with thinking about it
68. Do you know anybody you consider a ’slut’? What makes you say that? No
69. If you could, would you erase some things you did in the past or make it so you did more? erase some things.
70. Do you consider yourself more nice or more naughty? You can’t say both! nice

O – Openness

71. How long does it take for you to open up to someone? a while, i'm relatively shy
72. What does it take for you to fully trust someone? quite a while
73. Are you generally untrusting towards people because of past experiences, or any other reason? past experiences
74. When are you comfortable with someone sexually? months and months down the line
75. When it comes to parents and close friends, what’s the limit of what you can tell them? no limits, i'll talk to those close friends and family about anything and everything

P – Positive

76. Have you ever had an experience with someone that didn’t necessarily end positively? If so, would you rather erase the memory of that person because of the sad times or keep the memory of that person because of the good times? i would keep the memories and learn from the experience
77. Do you agree with the saying: better to have loved and lost than not have loved at all? yes
78. Are you more optimistic or pessimistic? What do you try to be? pessimistic but I want to try to be more optimistic
79. Do you agree that something good can come out of everything? sometimes
80. Have you ever had a time where something really bad happened, but something really good happened because of it? If so, please exlain what it was: nope

Q – Questions

81. When faced with a problem, do you ask for help or try to figure it out yourself? ask for help or try to do it myself
82. Do you often question the world and how we came about? What are some things you would like to know about creation? no
83. Do you think the government is truthful? If you could ask the president one question, what would it be? No. For one I am not American, I'm Canadian, so we have a Prime Minister instead. But I think they like to keep things in secret, especially if something big is going down.
84. When someone does something wrong to you, do you confront them and ask them why they did it or just let it go? I ask them why.
85. What is one unsolved mystery about the world that you want answers to? Hard to answer

R – Respect

86. How do you show respect? I respect them how I want to be respected
87. What can someone do for you to lose all respect for them? treat me like I'm something they've stepped in
88. Do you respect your teachers, parents, and other authority figures? yes
89. When you are disrespectful to your parents, what is the punishment? yelled at, that happens and I just walk away. I try not to be as disrepectful though.
90. If someone is mean to you, are you mean back or do you kill them with kindness? I just ignore them.

S – School

91. If you are still in school, what grade will you be going into? School was a long time ago
92. When will you graduate high school/college? 2002
93. After high school, what did you do/are you planning to do? job then marriage then kids, or kids than marriage. Marriage isn't really a big deal to me, but I do want to be with a man who wants the same things that I want. Marriage, is just a piece of paper.
94. Do you like or hate school? What do you like/hate about it? I hated school. My teachers were kind of jerks.
95. Have you ever been suspended, expelled, or dropped out of school? no

T – Temptation

96. Have you ever done something wrong, knowing it was wrong, because something inside of you said it was okay? yes
97. Has anyone ever pressured you to smoke or drink? Did you do it? no I did that all by myself lol
98. Did you ever cheat on someone? Why did you do it? yes, cos he was an old boyfriend and I still had feelings for him
99. Did you ever want to do something sexual with someone you didn’t really know or love? What did you end up doing? Nope
100. Do you give in to temptation easily, or are you more independent and strong willed? sometimes too easily. I can be a pushover sometimes.

U – Unique

102. Do you do a lot of things because your friends are doing it? No
103. Do you follow trends, wear whatever you want, or wear really unique pieces? It's hard to wear what I want because I am overweight, my weight prevents me from being comfortable. Which really sucks. I am working on that though.
104. Do you give in easily to peer pressure? Do you do things such as smoke, drink, or have casual sex? No
105. What makes you different from people your age? I read fan fiction, I live with my parents, I'm unemployed(looking though.),

V – Value

106. What’s the most expensive thing in your room? My computer probably
107. What’s more valuable: your life or the lives of your loved ones? Would you sacrifice your life for other people? Lives of my loved ones, and yes I would sacrifice my life for one of theirs
108. What is something you value not because it cost a lot, but because it means a lot to you?
Right now, my ring. It was my Nana's. It was given to me after she past away. It means a lot to me. I don't know what I'd do if I'd ever lost it.
109. If there was a fire in your house/apartment, what is the first thing you would grab? My pictures.
110. Do you think past memories and experiences are more valuable than what could possibly happen in the future? yes - just like photographs they're irreplaceable

W – Wishes

111. If you had three wishes, what would they be? Wish 1 would be to be fit and healthy, wish 2 would be to be successfull job and 3 would be to have children
112. Would you rather wish yourself to be happy, or your loved ones? hard to answer. Sure my loved ones happyness is important but I'd also want me to be happy too.
113. Do you believe that wishes come true if you really believe in them? no
114. Have you ever had a wish come true? If so, what was that wish? no
115. Do you find wishing for things a waste of time because everything that’s meant to happen, will happen? yes

Y – You

121. Are you more independent or social? independent
122. What is something that makes you very mad when you see it? Child abuse, rape, boyfriends/husbands beating their parter, bullying, people shaming homosexuals
123. Do you think that you have potential to do great things? I'd like to think so.
124. Do you think people are born a certain way, or develop their personalities based on what they go through in life? both
125. Do you think people are generally good ? Sometimes. People can either be good or bad.

Z – Zest

126. Are you currently happy with your life? Why or why not? Not really. I think I'd be happier, if I had friends who I could rely on, a successfull job and boyfriend.
127. Do you go on to get facebook survey’s and quizzes like this one? no, never heard of it.
128. When change occurs, do you get scared or are you excited for it? bit of both
129. Do you like to try new things, meet new people? yes
130. What is the most motivational thing in the world? music

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.

This makes me cry everytime I read it. I think of all the babies that have been murdered cause the mother was to stupid to have unprotected sex in the first place. I don't support abortion at all.

1) Puck

2) Finn

3) Mr. Schuester

4) Brittany

5) Kurt

6) Mercedes

7) Quinn

8) Blaine

9) Sue

10) Artie

1) Have you ever read a 5/10 fic?

No, I haven't

2) Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?

Mr. Schue? he's alright I guess.

3)What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?

If Mercedes got Puck pregnant? a little impossible, considering Mercedes is the female and Puck is a male.

4)Do you recall any good fics about 9?

There are a few I guess, though, usually when I read a story that Sue is in, she is usually just on the side.

5)Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?

Quinn and Finn? I think so, they were together at the start of Glee.

6)4/8 or 4/9

Brittany and Blaine or Brittany and Sue. I'd like to say neither but if I had to choose, I'd choose Brittany and Blaine.

7) What would happen if 7 discovered 3 & 8 in a secret relationship?

If Quinn discovered Blaine and Mr. Schuester, I think she and the majority of Glee and the school would go into eleptic shock.

8)Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romantic fluff story?

Britt and Artie? there sure is. They do make a cute couple.

9)Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic.

Protective Puck!

10)What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to seduce 1?

Brittany chose to wear black-leather high-heeled boots that went up to her thighs. Off the top of my head, that is all I could think of.

11)Does anyone on your friends list read #7 heat? What about a 9 slash?

I don't have any friends who read fanfiction.

12) If you wrote a songfic about 10 which song would you choose.

The boy in a wheel chair

13)If you wrote a 2/3/6 fic, what would the warning be?

K

14)What pick up line might 8 use on 10?

I have no clue. I'm not that great with pick up lines.

Okay, I got this one from irishgirl01 profile X

List twelve of your favorite characters from a fandom, in no particular order.

1. Stiles Stilinksi (Teen Wolf)
2. Harry Potter (Harry Potter)
3. Hanna Marin (Pretty Little Liars)
4. Caroline Forbes (The Vampire Diaries)
5. Derek Hale (Teen Wolf)
6. Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)
7. Spencer Hastings (Pretty Little Liars)
8. Brooke Davis (One Tree Hill)
9. Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
10. Stefan Salvatore (The Vampire Diaries)
11. Penny Hoffstader (The Big Bang Theory)
12. Caleb Rivers (Pretty Little Liars)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Draco and Penny. Never thought about it before. Maybe.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Caroline Forbes? Well, I wouldn't say she's hot cause she is a girl, but she's pretty.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I can't really imagine Caleb and Brooke together. Brooke is like in her late 30's I think and Caleb is now, as PLL's is 5 years into the future, 23. Either way, I can't imagine them together.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Tons, but I don't know them off by heart. It's been a long time since I read any stories that involved him.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Harry and Draco? duh, before Stiles and Derek, they were my #1 OTP.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Derek and Dean or Derek and Stefan. Neither. Derek would be better off as friends with either of them.

7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Stiles and Brook? no, but there could be.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

I'm reading one about him now.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (5).

Stiles and Spencer are in a happy relationship until Dean runs off with Spencer. Stiles, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Penny and a breif unhappy affair with Draco, then follows the wise advice of Derek and finds true love with Derek.

Yay, Stiles and Derek are my OTP. So, that sounds good to me.

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated argument?

Spencer and Brooke, I could see it.

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

I'd be so jealous, I love Stiles Stilinski, he's hot.

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Brooke and Penny, that would definitely be something.

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

I'd feel a little sad and then get over it. But Harry isn't that kind of person.

22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

Dean and Hanna, never thought about them together. Not sure what I'd do.

23. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?

I'd be really confused because it's Caleb and it be really out of character for him.

24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

I would wonder why a 100 year old vampire was rummaging through my stuff.

25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

I would wonder why Stiles was hurting himself if he were the most optimistic person in the world. However I could imagine it. Stiles has had a lot of bad things happen to him.

26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

How sweet. But why would a girl give me a flower?

27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Why would Draco need my brush. He has like no hair to brush.

28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Spencer, Brooke and Caroline, okay, but I'd probably yell at them and tell them to shut up.

29. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Penny and Harry are my teachers. I'd probably really enjoy their classes.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down. I'm scared
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It's bugging me.

In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. 2 people were on it but only 1 survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If there's anyone you love this much put this in your profile.

1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer
MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Overprotected by Britney Spears

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Get out alive by Three days Grace

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

You make me sick by Pink

4.WHAT IS 22?

Me against the music by Glee

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

All or nothing by Glee

6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

So jealous by Tegan and Sara

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Round and round by Selena Gomez

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

I'll stand by you by Carrie Underwood

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

It's my life by Bon Jovi

10.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?

Bye bye bye/I want it that a way by Glee

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Empire State of mind by Glee

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Save you by Simple Plan

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Numb by Linkin Park

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Glad you came by Glee

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Slide by The Goo Goo dolls

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Blow by Ke$ha

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Rockstar 101 by Rihanna feat. Slash

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

You are the sunshine of my life by Glee

19.WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Sweet Dreams (are made of these) by Marilyn Manson

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

The Real Slim Shady by Eminem

21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Never let this go by Paramore

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Here we go again by Sara Paxton

23.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Apologize by Timbaland Feat. One Republic

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Another one bites the dust by Glee

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

We are never getting back together by Taylor Swift

26. WHAT DO YOU SEE THE WORLD AS RIGHT NOW?

Only the good die young by Glee

27. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?

Poker Face by Lady Gaga

28. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

Make me wanna die by The Pretty reckless

29.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Defying Gravity by Rachel/Lea Michele (Glee)

Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?

Yes, though, I have not read all the books.

Could You Prove That Statement In Court?
Yes, I definitely could.

Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?
Yes

What’s Hermione’s?
Jean not Jane, everyone says Jane but they are wrong.

What’s Ron’s?
Bilius

What’s Harry’s?
James (Duh, do you think I'm stupid?)

What’s Ginny’s?
Molly

Have You Seen All The Movies?
All except one and that one is DH pt 2, I am just waiting for the dvd to come down in price. I don't want to spend 30$ on a piece of plastic.

Read All The Books?
As I stated above I haven't. Only SS and COS, yes, I do need to catch up, I know.

What Do You Think Of JKR?
Brilliant, though, she should be slapped for using her imagination for the epologue of Deathly Hallows.

Favorites

Weasley?
Fred and George

Character, Overall?
The twinsies and Luna Lovegood

Female Character?
Luna, she is just the sweetest thing ever.

Male Charcter?
Fred and George

Group Of Characters?
I don't have a favorite group of characters

Adult?
Arthur Weasley

Professor?
Severus Snape

Ship?
DracoxXxHarry

Spell?

Cruciatus. Painful but lovely.

Sweet?
Couldren cakes

Place?
Room of Requirement

Weasley Twin?
You can't have one without the other...

Product?
Invisiblity cloak

Shop?
weasley's wizard wheezes of course

Least Favorites

Weasley?
Ginny

Character, Overall?
Ginny again

Female?
Must i keep repeating myself? GINNY!!!

Male?
Percy.

Adult?
Fenrir Greyback (he's someone who could possibly give me nightmares.)

Student?
Lavender Brown

Spell?
I really don't know

Book?
The third one.

Ship?

Harry/Ginny (reading anything of them is sickening and not in a good way. I have no idea what J.K Rowling was thinking, all she did was pair Harry with a clone of his mother, disturbing, it is.)

Sweet?
cockroch clusters or blood pops.

Death Eater?

Fenrir Greyback

Shop?

Place?
the dursley's house (poor harry)

Professor?
Slughorn

Couples? What Do You Think?

Ron/Hermione?
It's okay

Harry/Hermione?

Ok, incest anyone.

Harry/Ginny?
Should never have happened, what was JK Rowling thinking?

Harry/Luna?
So, sweet but I don't really care for it.

Harry/Pansy?
No thanks...

Ron/Lavander?
Awful. (oh come on, Won Won? even I would want to strangle her)

Ron/Luna?
Not that bad

Ron/Pansy?
Eh

Ron/Fleur?
meh

Hermione/Krum?
Ok

Hermione/Draco?

I used to like them together, I really did, but now, not so much.

Hermione/FredORGeorge?
All three maybeeee...

James/Lily?

They're ok

Lily/Snape?
YES!!!!

Lily/Sirius?
weird

Lily/Lupin?
Again, weird

Tonks/Lupin?
Sad that they both died but I'm not sure how I feel about them being together.

Draco/Pansy?
Pass

Fred/Angelina?
:)

Bill/Fleur?
I found it sweet and cute :)

Harry/Cho?
A big N.O!

This Or That?

Harry or Ron?
Harry

Hermione or Ginny?

Hermione

Neville or Seamus?
Neville

Snape or Slughorn?
Snape

Fred Or George?
Can't have one without the other.

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?
I wish Harry and Ginny never happened at all, but if I had to have had it my way, it would have rather have had Harry and Hermione.

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione
Ronald and Hermione

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?
Harry and Luna... :P

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?
Ron and Hermione :D

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?
Hermione and Krum

Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?
Ron and Hermione

ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?
Butterbeer, I think Fire Whiskey would be like having fire going down my throat.

Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes?
WWW

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?
Hogs Head cuz id bez a good place to plot evil Death Eater Plots... I mean a good place to pet bunnies. *Insert cute smile*

James/Lily or Snape/Lily?
Snape and Lily. Maybe, just maybe, Snape is Harry's father and not James. We really don't know for sure.

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?
Hogwarts

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?
Hogsmeade.

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?
MALFOY MANOR.

Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?
fizzing whizbees, Epic namage.

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?
the daily prophet of course!

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?
Rita always gets the dirt. :P

Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?
WTF Happened to the Slytherin Option?

Random

Have you Been to A Release Party?
nope

Ever cried while reading one of the books?
No cause I haven't read all of them

A Movie?
I did during Ootp, HBP and DH pt 2

Books or Movies?
Both but the books are better

Had A Dream About Harry Potter?
Yep...

Been To A Fansite?
of course.

Been to JKR’s Site?
No

Have you ever Roleplayed?
no *Sadface*

If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?
I dont...

Did you use to have an absurd theory?
yaaaaa

What was it?
That when no one was around Harry and Draco Have Hot Mad Boy Sex. Then Harry realized that Ginny wasn't who he loved but it was our little blondie friend, Draco. Yay, Drarry, boo Ginny and Harry. Make me puke.

Did you/Do you hide your obbsession?
Not ever, except about reading fan fiction.

Did it/ Does it work?
Yes

Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?
No, but I'd really love to use Hermione's style/look from the Yule Ball in GOF. She looked gorge.

Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?
Nope, never.

Did you just try to prove that wrong?
No.

Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Intials?
Yah, that's why Draco and Harry Potter would sound better.

Did you just try to prove that wrong?
no...

Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike?
Yes, that is why Harry should never have loved her at all. What was he thinking?

Do you find it wierd that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So ALike?
Do you want to make me sick?

Do you know what fanfiction is?
Duh, what planet are you from?

Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?
That's where I am at this moment.

Do you read fanfiction?
YES!!!!

If so, do you like it?
Yes, but I can only read drarry.

Are you a member of a fanfiction site?
why yes indeedy

What site?
fanfiction.net, HexFiles, PotionsandSnitches,

Do you write fanfiction?
I am actually writing fanfiction at the moment, it will probably be a while until I post it and sadly, they may not end up on this site because of their pathetic, strict rules.

Do you like to write fanfiction?
When I have the imagination

Ever had Harry Potter Candy?
Yes

Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?
Not much, mostly the dvds and posters

Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?
Yes, I do.

Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?
Sadly no, I wish I did.

What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?
Ginny, maybe that's why I hate her so much.

Do You Agree With This?
Not really, I wish I was more like Hermione or Luna. I despise Ginny's character and her being with Harry. Harry should have married Draco and had his babies not Ginny having his or Astoria having Draco's.

Do you object to being Called By them?
Not really

Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?
Yes

Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?
No

What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)
I don't have any

Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?
Duh...

Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?
I'm not really obsessed. I like the books and the movies and most of the characters and I do read a lot of drarry but I wouldn't call it obsessed.

Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?
Yes :(

Have you re-read the books?
No, sorry.

Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?
Nope...

Have You Had An RP Party?
noo...

Do You Want To?
maybe *Read as: YESYESYESYESYES. WHY DON'T I HAVE BETTER FRIENDS?*

Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?
No

Have You Ever Wrote One?
Noppers

Do You Want To?
No but i could i guess...

Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?
Dont think so :/

If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it
lol No

Are You Going To Write One?
probs not

IS The Musical Thing Annoying You?
Kinda... ecept for A Very Potter Musical because it's MADE of win.

Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?
Is that possible?

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, MidnyghtVampyrezz, blessedbyacurse, Aintzane411, PucKurtLvr

Name ten of your favorite Harry Potter characters in any order.
1) Fred Weasley2) George Weasley 3) Harry Potter 4) Hermione Granger 5) Luna Lovegood 6) Nymphedora Tonks 7)Seamus Finnagan 8) Draco Malfoy 9) Molly Weasley 10) Albus Potter

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
No, I don't think I have

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Hot enough, he's portrayed by Daniel Radcliffe.

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?
I think that would be physically inpossible.

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Sure, but they usually aren't about Mrs. Weasley

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
Never thought about it, but sure.

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

Hermione/Draco or Hermione/Molly...I prefer it Draco to be with Harry, but I used to like Hr/D ship, not so much anymore but Hermione with Molly, eww.

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
I'd be in heaven, it's Harry and Draco. They were meant to be, not with Harry with Ginny or Draco with Astoria, just Harry and Draco.

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic

What would happen if George and Tonks got together in Harry Potter and The Order of the Pheonix? How would everyone handle it?

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
I don't really think that would work. Albus is Hermione's nephew and I think Harry and Ginny(cringes at the name) wouldn't be to happy if Hermione and Albus were involved plus Hermione is much older than him.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
Love comes from the strangest of places?

11) What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?
Hermione would be drunk and coming onto Fred or the other way around

12) Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
I've never checked for either.

13) If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?
Youth of America by Birdbrain

14) If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
George/Harry/Tonks, I don't know, some people may like it but I know I wouldn't.

15) What pick-up line might eight use on five?
I'm just as sane as you are. (Corney I know)

16) Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
Maybe some other time.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.(I used to cut but I wasn't emo and I stopped.)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.(so gross and just wrong. Some countries are sick, sick, sick. If I ever see a person inhale a cat or dog, I'd probably kill them. Thank God, cat and dog eating is illegal and never thought of where I live.)
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. ( I have morals, I'm just not in anyway religious.)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.(I'm part Irish)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.(I'm from a German Desent)
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (I sometimes wish I were a virgin.)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. (I actually never thought I was straight edged until I looked it up. Apparently I am straight edge. I really shouldn't be.)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (My hair just tends to get oily, it's not my fault.)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (The only comics I read are Archie)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (I don't understand the accent thing. I'm Canadian, grew up in Canada. I just don't get it.)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.(I don't love hockey and I have never come across a beaver in my life.)(And I don't live in an igloo. Why do American's think that? It's not like we think that all American's eat nothing but fast food.)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE(I'm not sure if those words have to do with Anime, sounds like they do. I don't like Anime one bit.)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (I graduated like 11 years ago, but I wasn't popular but I had quite a few friends.)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion(I am against Abortion though. I think it should be illegal. I know that there are religions against abortion, which I am not religious, so don't think it. My sister has told me christians are against abortion but I'm not christian, I'm just against it.)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I like to shop so I must be rich
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Yeah, I can't stand the government, I always wonder to myself what's the point in having one, all they want is our money. And to keep everyone who doesn't have an degree on the streets.)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.(I am the worst person when it comes to spotting errors. I can always spot them and I'll say that I spot them. I can't help it.)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

In My opinion, Homophobia is wrong on all accounts. Being gay is not a sin. If you say it is, then you are seriously stupid. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being gay. Who is it hurting? seriously, I want to know. I know the saying 'people fear what they don't understand.' Maybe it's true. Maybe people who are prejudice or racist are just afraid. It's possible. But if I hear one more person preaching about how wrong being gay is, I will seriously scratch their eyes out. I am so sick of all this bloody homophobia. If I could end it, I would. By the way, I am straight, I like my men but that doesn't mean, I condemn homosexuals to death cause they are just human, nothing wrong with them. Some people are gay, get over it.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

93 percent of Australians teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

90 percent of australian teens woud die if thier bindi irwan(or anyone else they idolise) told them it was uncol to breathe.If your part of the 10 percent that wouldnt be laughing thier arses off copy and paste this into your profile.

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to. – Anon.

'When life hand you lemons, squirt them in people's eyes!'

"Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do insult them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes." – Anon.

"Friends are God’s apology for relatives.” – Anon.

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.
A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves.

Wouldn't it be fun to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? Anon.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Anon.

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will hand you a Kleenex and ask you “Who do I have to kill?”
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend convinces you not to jump off the cliff. A best friend hugs you "Goodbye, I'll miss you. Can I have your I-pod?"

This poem is awesome. It's not mine, and I take no credit for it. I just copied and pasted it from somewhere else.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

By: Emo Rose

Boys are like slinkies; practically useless, and yet it is SO amusing to watch them fall down the stairs!!

Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up.

Excuse me. Have you seen my mind? I think I've lost it...

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

Guy: Why do you wear a Bra if you've got nothing to fill it in?
Girl: You wear pants, don't you?

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and so is mine if you sit down.

Guy: Can I invite you a drink?
Girl: I'd rather you gave me the money.

Guy: Can I have this song?
Girl: All yours.

Guy: Your body is like a temple.
Girl: Sorry, no services today.

Guy: Where were you all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Girl: Nothing. I can't laugh and talk at the same time.

AQUARIUS - The Slut
(1/20-2/18)
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict
(2/19-3/20)
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One
(7/23-8/22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One.
(6/22-7/22)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One
(3/21-4/19)
Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits
(11/22-12/21)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One
(4/20-5/20)
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life
(9/23-10/22)
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN - The Cute One
(12/22-1/19)
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it… Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One
(10/23-11/21)
Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One
(8/23-9/22)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar
(5/21-6/21)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships. Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

Mark the ones you like.

1. The Beatles. (sometimes)
2. Bon Jovi.
3. The Fray.
4. Leona Lewis
5. Taylor Swift.
6. Miley Cyrus.
7. Demi Lovato.
8. Taking Back Sunday.
9. The Academy Is…
10. Alesana.
11. Blessthefall.
12. Colbie Caillat.
13. John Lennon.
15. Katy Perry.
16. Michael Buble.
17. The Hives.
18. The Killers
19. Norma Jean.
20. August Burns Red.
21. Every Time I Die.
22. Paramore.
23. Adam Lambert. (Somewhat)
24. Eyes Set To Kill.
25. As I Lay Dying.
26. Flogging Molly.
27. Pink.
28. Cobra Starship.
29. David Bowie.
30. Elton John.
31. Billy Joel.
32. Stevie Wonder.
33. Of Montreal.
34. AC/DC.
35. Metallica.
36. Motley Crue.
37. Aerosmith.
38. Alanis Morissette.
39. Alexisonfire.
40. Anberlin.
41. Carrie Underwood.
42. The Clash.
43. Forever The Sickest Kids.
44. Mayday Parade.
45. Cage The Elephant.
46. Daughtry.
47. The Fratellis.
48. Franz Ferdinand.
49. The Dead Weather.
50. Between The Trees.
51. McFly.
52. Miranda Lambert.
53. Gavin DeGraw.
54. Hannah Montana.
55. Further Seems Forever.
56. Angels & Airwaves.
57. Guns N’ Roses.
58. Duran Duran.
59. Finch.
60. Fiction Family.
61. Dropkick Murphys.
62. Creedence Clearwater Revival.
63. Here I Come Falling.
64. Iron Maiden.
65. A Change of Pace.
66. Kelly Clarkson.
67. Ingrid Michaelson.
68. Modest Mouse.
69. Justin Timberlake. (sometimes)
70. The Hush Sound.
71. OK Go.
72. Queen.
73. The Raconteurs.
74. Selena Gomez.
75. Pink Floyd
76. Switchfoot.
77. Relient K.
78. Sky Eats Airplane.
79. Oasis.
80. U2.
81. The Rolling Stones.
82. Sara Bareilles.
83. Lady Antebellum.
84. The Veronicas.
85. We The Kings.
86. ActionReaction.
87. Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.
89. Michael Jackson.
90. OneRepublic.
91. Belle & Sebastian.
92. David Cook.
93. Buddy Holly.
94. Blink-182.
95. Death Cab For Cutie.
96. Frank Sinatra.
97. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club.
99. 30 Seconds To Mars
100. Muse.
101. Nirvana.
102. Jonas Brothers.
103. Rooney.
104. Coldplay.
105. Linkin Park.
106. Green Day.
107. Kings of leon.
108. Arctic Monkeys.
109. James Morrison.
110. James Blunt.
111. NJ&TA.
112. Lady Gaga.
113. Tokio Hotel.
114. The Maine.
115. Maroon 5.
116. Fall Out Boy.
117. Panic! at the Disco.
118. Bruno Mars.
119. Yellowcard.
120. The Pretty Reckless.
121. Red Hot Chili Peppers.
122. Eminem.
123. 50 cent.
124. Soulja Boy.
125. Legião Urbana.
126. Lil Wayne.
127. The Used
128. NeverShoutNever.
129. The Offspring.
130. Plain White T’s.
131. Radiohead.
132. The Strokes.
133. The Who.
134. 3OH!3
135. Weezer.
136. The Libertines.
137. Foo Fighters.
138. The Cab.
139. The Kinks.
140. Social Distortion.
141. Sonic Youth.
142. The All American Rejects.
143. Lily Allen
144. Avenged Sevenfold.
145. Good Charlotte. (I used to really like them)
146. Idan Raichel.
147. Jack Johnson.
148. Limp Bizkit.
149. Matisyah.
150. POD.
151. Disturbed.
152. Anahí.
153. Boys like girls.
154. Diwali.
155. The Pogues.
156. Pato Fu.
157. Charlie Brown Junior.
158. Christina Perri.
159. All Time Low.
160. CPM 22.
161. Delittus.
162. Hope.
163. Glória.
164. Ke$ha.
165. Nickelback.
166. Dev.
167. Christina Grimmie.
168. Christina Aguilera.
169. Rihanna.
170. Arcade Fire
171. Daft Punk.
172. My Chemical Romance
173. Animal Collective
174. Juliet Weybret
175. One Direction.
176. Go back to the zoo
177. The Summer Set
178. Lonely Island
179. Nicki Minaj
180. The Cataracs
181. Glee
182. Justin Bieber
183. Busted
184. Imagen Dragons
185. Maddi Jane
186. Social Code(not social decision, it's social code. my bad)
187. Britney Spears
188. Digital Dagger
189. Avril Lavigne
190. Sting
191. Marilyn Manson
192. Billy Talent
193. Hinder
194. Faith Hill
195. Lorde

"Only great minds can read this This is weird, but interesting!"

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Harry Potter, Porn Star by Reverie Wilde reviews
Don't let the title fool you. While there is plenty of smut, this is a LOVE STORY. Down and out Harry goes to work in a porn studio. And who should be there, but Draco Malfoy. Harry can't help wondering if they'll work together. post Hogwarts H/D SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,421 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 4/5/2021 - Published: 4/16/2011 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Confessions by Aima D. Duragon reviews
Sequel to Obsessions. It's been just over a year since the events of that fateful summer after the war, and despite everything that happened, Harry and Draco find themselves unable to ignore the connection between them. However, when Draco makes a drastic decision in order to rectify a wrong, both of their lives are hurtled back into chaos and the strength of their bond is tested.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,584 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 4/26/2020 - Published: 8/15/2011 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Ron W., Hermione G.
The Wand Game or Eighth Year Discoveries by Reverie Wilde reviews
Students return to Hogwarts for their "Eighth" Year. Slytherin invites the other Houses for a Wand party. Odd pairings, cannon pairings and the best pair-Harry and Draco. What will they all discover about each other and themselves SLASH, future LEMONS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 146,066 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 11/20/2019 - Published: 9/12/2011 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Better Late Than Never by SlythindorMalfoy reviews
It's never too late to find true love. Slash DM/HP . Possible Mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 89,443 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 6/1/2019 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Altair by StillWatersAreDeep reviews
At Hogwarts all 7th year students are allowed to sign up for new elective classes, called Altair's subjects by the students. What will happen when Draco and Harry become partners? HP/DM slash and fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 209,392 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 1,187 - Updated: 2/17/2019 - Published: 3/6/2012 - [Draco M., Harry P.]
Reluctant and Not by ttiiggeerr reviews
Blaise forces Draco to play truth or dare with Gryffindors. What will happen when certain members are trying to avoid giving out too much information? What happens when secrets are revealed and loves are announced? And will Ron be jealous? Read and find out! Creature!fic Read time approx. 1HR 10MIN
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,664 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/23/2019 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
When You're the Best of Friends by xLessxThanx3x reviews
AU. Puck and Kurt hold hands, cuddle, know each other's biggest secrets, and make the other a priority...but they've just been best friends for years. Based on a Puckurt meme prompt. Multi-chapter. Prompt inside. Eventual Puckurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 244,425 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 1,360 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Kurt H., Puck
White Lies by Cassis Luna reviews
(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 182,625 - Reviews: 2427 - Favs: 6,617 - Follows: 3,301 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mistakes because of Scrutiny by DrarryLover4Ever reviews
Established Drarry relationship. Draco ends it and they go their separate ways. Time passes and neither one is doing well. Angsty and Fluffy :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,812 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/29/2017 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Choir Room Heroes by IceQueenRia reviews
Something that can't be explained happens to the original five New Directions students in the Choir Room. After the event, things become different. The Gleeks had always been special, but now the group of misfit teenagers find themselves with new special powers. Also, Kurt and Puck are totally into each other but refuse to admit it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 143,877 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 12/23/2016 - Published: 3/29/2015 - [Kurt H., Puck] New Directions - Complete
The Dark Descent by Madriddler reviews
Dark!Harry Depressed about the deaths of those he loved, Harry slowly falls to the Dark side, learning of Voldemort's past and becoming intrigued about the man. During so he catches the attention of the devilishly handsome and dominating Draco Malfoy. Meanwhile, Ron Weasley gets the attention of Blaise Zabini. How will the Light react when their hero turns dark? DM/HP BZ/RW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 145,398 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 5/19/2016 - Published: 10/22/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] [Blaise Z., Ron W.] - Complete
Tides of magic by dantemalfoy reviews
As Muggle surveillance threatens the very existence of the wizarding world, Minister Potter resorts to desperate measures and contacts the Draco that resides twenty years in the past. The ebb and flow of magic and time swirl around Hogwarts while unknown powers assail them. Slash Draco/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,295 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 1,086 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 1/9/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Kurt the School Girl by RandomGirlWithStories reviews
It's time for a Halloween Dance at McKinley High, and Kurt has his eyes on a new teacher. How will Mr. Puckerman punish Kurt when he shows up to the dance as a naughty school girl? Rated M for tons of smut and language, do not read if you aren't looking for smut! Status may change to in-progress if you review and want more.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,015 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/19/2015 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Moonstruck by IchigoGalaxy reviews
Draco Malfoy is minding his own business when he makes a peculiar discovery. There is a man lying in a dark alley and he is wearing only a pair of lacy lingerie. To top it all off, this man just happens to be Harry Potter. What the heck is Potter doing wearing women's lingerie! Draco intends to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,163 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Luminescence by Angelic Candy reviews
One year after the war Harry and Draco end up working at the same place and reluctantly become partners. Harry is drawn into the mystery surrounding Draco. A dark shadow lurks nearby and when dangerous events unfold threatening the peace, their relationship begins to take an unexpected turn. As more is revealed, Harry soon realizes just how much Draco has come to mean to him. H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 330,210 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bad Boys Don't Cry by IceQueenRia reviews
They say big boys don't cry. So surely bad boys don't cry. Or maybe they do? Maybe they cry when they try to take their own life, or when they crash a car, or don't answer a call, or after saying something rude at Scandals. But maybe 4 different boys can become friends. Maybe a Warbler can love a Bear Cub. Maybe an Atheist can love a Jew. Maybe tears can dry.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 132,733 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 3/7/2014 - [Kurt H., Puck] [D. Karofsky, Sebastian S.] - Complete
Post Traumatic by GhostMomma reviews
Harry and the other student combatants in his year who survived the War are invited back to finish their education in an "intensive eighth year." Unfortunately, war is hard, and the former student combatants... yeah, they're not doing so well. Harry/Draco, with some ambiguously categorized business with Hermione that they're pretty insistent that you should just deal with.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,027 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 10/1/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I Don't by PhoenixPhoether reviews
A Weasley and a Malfoy are getting married. Harry's trying to have a few minutes of peace. Weddings make a certain blond rather amorous. Just how did that happen? Epilogue-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,819 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 3/13/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Breaking the Curse by Sophie French reviews
Potter has been hit by a mysterious curse and he needs Draco to break it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,204 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Along The Way (The Time Has Come) by Don'tDrinkColdCoffee reviews
Harry's decision to attend Muggle University hasn't been an easy one and unlikely to be taken at all, had he known the first person he'd come to associate with college life was none other than Draco Malfoy. In retrospective though... There are worse things that happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,896 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lullabies by PhoenixPhoether reviews
Being a father is a lot more than Harry bargained for. It's putting a strain on him and on his marriage to Draco. When everything reaches a breaking point, what will it take for them to survive? A story of overcoming pain with love and hope.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,305 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 6/15/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Sanguis Vita Est by Shigure-san reviews
[DRACOxHarry, VAMPIRE!Draco] Whilst Voldemort's prisoner, Draco is made a vampire and forced to drink Harry's blood. Exploding with rage at what he now is, he helps Harry to kill Voldemort. But once back at Hogwarts, Draco finds himself addicted to Harry's blood. ((Front cover by Carlesjo))
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 298,060 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Record It As a Victory by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, written for the Draco Tops Harry Fest. There are several people missing, and no answers. Only a vampire in a silver cage, and the questions he asks. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,456 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Potions Professor Pursuit by Reverie Wilde reviews
It's 2004. Harry, 24, has left the Auror program to become a Professor at Hogwarts. He enjoys the quiet life he has there until a new Potions professor is hired. Harry quickly become completely smitten, though too insecure to reveal his true feelings. Especially when the object of his desire seems to have interest elsewhere. Drarry, fluff and future lemons. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 142,848 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 11/4/2012 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
An Issue of Consequence by faithwood reviews
Draco has woken up in an alternate universe. Or he has woken up utterly insane. Nothing else can possibly explain why Harry Potter suddenly seems to think he's Draco's boyfriend. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,854 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Payback's a Bitch, Malfoy! by TaraJo reviews
Sometimes Draco's little scheming doesn't go exactly right. Creature!fic, bottom!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Narcissa's grove by dantemalfoy reviews
Draco/Harry slash. It's just another uneventful day in Neville and Harry's company, Magical Tree Care, until Draco shows up to ask for their help.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 927 - Published: 4/9/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
The Perfect Match by slowroad reviews
Albus and Scorpius are in their sixth year at school. Albus is popular while Scorpius is quiet and bookish. A chance encounter makes Albus realise that Scorpius is probably the most interesting person that he's ever met. Draco is the potions master at Hogwarts and Harry is the head auror. They become friends as Harry's marriage unravels. Detailed summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 70 - Words: 164,970 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Atonement by Sprout2012 reviews
Draco's life has hit rock bottom, an unlikely family take him in and he slowly recovers. Now a part of a loving welcoming and supportive family Draco heals and finally starts living again. He also makes an unexpected friend in Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,107 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Ties In The Heart by digthewriter reviews
HP/DM: Teddy brings them together, and Draco's guilt tears them apart. / Written for hd familyfest. / Prompt: Harry is the idiotic godfather who shows Teddy's photo with everyone in the ministry. Draco secretly wants to see those photos since he never dare to visit Teddy and his family.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,995 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/24/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
My Only Hate by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Harry has been cursed and now inhabits the wrong body. Draco Malfoy may be the only one who can help. Cover art by Aladdinboy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,867 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Skin of the Dragon by PhoenixPhoether reviews
After Ginny's sudden death, Harry distracts himself in destructive ways. When it ends badly, Draco is there to peel back the layers and help him heal in more ways than one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,831 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Surviving by Sprout2012 reviews
SORRY I ACCIDENTLY DELETED SOME CHAPTERS, I HAVE RE-POSTED THEM - ALL BACK TO NORMAL. Harry lives and works in the muggle world, wanting to have a break from the wizarding world after the war. He sees his old school rival and his world is turned upside down. Rated M for language and sexual content later on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,681 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 8/27/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Scorpius M. - Complete
Daydreams by PhoenixPhoether reviews
When Harry returns to Hogwarts for the summer to help rebuild the castle, he discovers that the Room of Requirement is hiding something. Will it draw out Harry's own secrets? A tender, romantic coming out story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 53,120 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dominance by A Secret Drarry Lover reviews
One-shot in which Draco is a prefect, who decides to punish Harry using his special ways when he catches him wandering through the castle after curfew. WARNING: Contains mature content! [PWP (Porn without plot)]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 75 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
For Your Entertainment by punchcardfromgravity reviews
It's eighth year after the war and there's a party at the Three Broomsticks. Looking around, most of Harry's friends seem to be doing pretty well when it comes to love and getting lucky, but he thinks he's too famous to get away with that sort of thing. Or is he? Oneshot. HPDM. SLASH. MATURE CONTENT LIES HEREIN. Reviews are loved and appreciated!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,595 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blow Me Away by articcat621 reviews
Harry has been pining after Draco for quite some time now. With some encouragement from Hermione, Harry finally goes after what he wants. A night full of passion and excitement ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/4/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
High School Never Ends by IceQueenRia reviews
PucKurt. For Noah Puckerman and Kurt Hummel, their 5th year High School reunion is awaiting them. It's also been 5 years since they broke up. But don't worry, they've both moved on. Haven't they? Yes, definitely. Probably. Maybe. Actually, maybe not. Wait, DEFINITELY not. Because some things never end. (Disregards 'Beth', Dalton and Klaine)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,743 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 9/7/2013 - [Kurt H., Puck] Rachel B., Santana L. - Complete
The Invisible Man by faithwood reviews
Sometimes unforeseen side effects aren't the worst thing that can happen to a person. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,445 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Greyest Eyes by Sophie French reviews
It's one thing to discover you're gay at eighteen, another one to realise you have a crush on your long-term enemy, but you can tell things are definitely going to get complicated when you accidentally say his name as your girlfriend kisses you... HP/DM. Eighth year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 90,948 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 8/20/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Possess Me, Love Me by Chereche reviews
When Harry surrenders yet again to his Gryffindor impulses, Draco takes a drastic step in an effort to keep him safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hidden Powers of Chocolate by TaraJo reviews
Harry, Draco, late night Potions assignment, chocolate bar - a recipe for disaster? Suspected creature (Veela), switching.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,337 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Draco M., Harry P., Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Synthetic Bonds by mypetelephant reviews
Harry has always been the golden boy of Malfoy Corporation, earning the respect of Lucius and the resentment of his high school rival, Draco. But Lucius has a business proposal that involves Harry becoming a Malfoy..by marrying Draco. Non-magic AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 125,313 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dumbledore's Letter: Twist of Fate Verse by OakStone730 reviews
Harry and Draco have been together for three years when Harry finally decides to read the letter Albus Dumbledore wrote to him years earlier. Second Epilogue to Twist of Fate. Contains Spoilers to Twist. Pairing: Harry/Draco. A gift to Adigium21, in much thanks, for her lovely translation of Twist into Spanish.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,912 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/25/2013 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Fair Courtesy by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, RWHG, SFDT. This is what happens when you destroy one of the eighth year dorm beds with a fire curse and then have one less than you should have. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 83 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
With Born Tenacity by Cheryl Dyson reviews
His bruised and bloody body was fished from the Mediterranean Sea with only a wand and a single key as a clue to his identity. Even his name was a mystery. Did he dare to trust the man who found him lying on the beach? This story intentionally parallels The Bourne Identity by Robert Ludlum, as per the original prompt request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,720 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 91 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Moment of Clarity by WinterStorrm reviews
He didn't want to talk about it to anyone, not even his two best friends. He didn't want them to know the truth. So he said, with a casual shrug, "Well, if you must know it was just a sex thing, okay? I didn't like him in the way that you are implying."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,946 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hidden in Plain Sight by Momatu reviews
Set four years after the Battle of Hogwarts, three years after Draco was abducted by person or persons unknown. Draco is now living in a small Muggle community and working in a library with no idea the Wizarding World exists, until one day, a bloke with a mop of just-shagged black hair comes in for storytime with a little boy to get out of the rain. H/D Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 61,812 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mon Petit Gâteau by Reinamy reviews
So an ex-Death Eater walks into a pastry shop…and the rest, as they say, is history. Chubby!Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,877 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 11/26/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
A quick fix by Sprout2012 reviews
During his final year at Hogwarts, Harry becomes addicted to Draco Malfoy and the quick fix he offers. Can Harry convince Draco to make it something more? How will he cope if Draco decided to end their understanding?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,553 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 10/26/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Ten Points for Gryffindor by VivacissimoVoce reviews
It's Christmas and Harry is growing antlers, but no one knows why. Perhaps Draco Malfoy can apply his expertise as a Healer and figure out how to remove them. Contains mature language and sexual content. Cover art by Aladdinboy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,572 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fix You by Reverie Wilde reviews
Post Hogwarts. Harry has lost most of his memory. Draco finds himself in a unique position to help. A chance to start over presents itself. Will Draco take it? And what will happen when Harry gets his memory back? HP/DM slash rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,509 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
They That Love Beyond The World by Ashita polar reviews
Harry has noticed that Malfoy is acting strange, shaking his minions off at every turn and spending hours in an abandoned room in the dungeons. Convinced the Slytherin Prince is up to no good, he investigates and discovers something he never expected – something that will irrevocably change his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 58,994 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
Just an Ordinary Vampire Life by PKlovesDW reviews
Draco Malfoy, Pureblood, is turned into a vampire. How will his life look like now, and what has Potter got to do with it? First person! Vampire!Draco. HP/DM. One-Shot! By DW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,295 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/22/2013 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Morning Kiss by lu.chan93 reviews
The sound and smell of coffee brewing roused a slightly hungover Harry Potter from his slumber. He groaned, reaching a hand out to the other side of the bed for his bedmate… empty. The place next to him was cold, indicating that said bedmate had been up for a while. Or gone. Harry's heart gave a squeeze, and his brilliant emerald eyes snapped open, grogginess replaced with anxiety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,098 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
You Can Give Me All That I Lack by digthewriter reviews
Non-Magical-Au. Written for an hd tropes fest. Harry and Draco are EMTs and as always, compete with each other and complement each other! Strong language, sexual content. Please mind the guidelines. Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,770 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
New Beginnings by Sprout2012 reviews
Harry and Draco teach at Hogwarts. Draco took the post to be closer to his estranged son. Harry helps Scorpius and Draco, mend their broken relationship. Along the way Harry discovers he wants his own relationship with Draco. Drarry - with kids as a back story. Rated M just in case, language & future naughty chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,459 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 9/6/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Well of Erised by DeiStarr reviews
An ancient well deep within the Forbidden Forest shows the unacknowledged desires of your heart. It is known as the Well of Erised, or the Well of Truth. What happens when Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy gaze into it? 6th year AU. Harry/Draco slash. boyXboy m/m pairing. Don't like, don't read. Simple.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,054 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 73 - Published: 10/7/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Greenest eyes I've ever seen by justmeagaininpink reviews
Draco has loved Harry since the fateful day at Madam Malkin's. He's hid his feelings well but after voldermorts defeat, his feeling threaten to come back. And they might be disastrous when Harry's friends want to befriend him. Harry just wants friendship. right? Smut ensues. Happy ending with smut. Who doesn't want that?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/5/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
WMHS: The Tyrant Of My Heart by ALIALOU reviews
After relocating to small-town Ohio with his father, tormented new student Kurt Hummel is recruited to the school's cheerleading team, embroiling him further in a tempestous relationship with the tyrannical star running back, Noah Puckerman.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 250,867 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - [Puck, Kurt H.] - Complete
I Will Carry Your Burden by Palmer Blu reviews
The abuse has gotten out of hand, so now young Jeremy Gilbert is forced to relocate to Mystic Falls. Tyler was never nice to Elena's little brother, but when he learns that Jeremy has suffered from abuse he decides to become the knight in shining armor.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,200 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Jeremy G., Tyler L.
Agreed by paramoreeloverr reviews
Drarry one-shot! Set after the war, Harry and Draco are aurors and things get interesting while working on a case..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
2 Days by whenloveandhatecollide reviews
In 2 days: Puck moved into the Hudson-Hummel household, Kurt comforts Puck as he goes though something, Puck wants to be around Kurt, Puck finds out he likes kissing boys and etc.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,874 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
In search of my mother's garden, I found my own by drarryisgreen reviews
Drarry One-Shot. Same old story of Draco & Harry forced to lived together and end up falling in love with each other. Rated M for mature themes, nothing explicit. A prompt based fic. Prompts: ruffled, pout, mustard, crop circles, honey/jam, Malfoy gardens. I owe everything to my betas Mab and Jo. I hope you enjoy this little story that started sweet and ended sexy. I blame the jam.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Gone and Done It by kennagirl reviews
He just kinda accepts it as fact, loving Kurt, with no fanfare. However, getting Kurt will be a little harder than that.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,270 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/30/2013 - [Puck, Kurt H.] Finn H., Blaine A. - Complete
Us Malfoy Potters by Ashrel Fury reviews
Sequel to 'I Am Draco Malfoy-Potter'. The children are finally able to experience life at Hogwarts, but what if things aren't what they had dreamed it would be? Is the future changing too much? With the children finding new friends among an old crowd, things may change for the worst. Especially when one of the Malfoy-Potter children begin to disappear.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,935 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 88 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
The First Three Years of Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy's Relationship by Cassis Luna reviews
The first three years of Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy's relationship starts and ends with provocative staring. Harry/Draco, Draco/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 110 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Heart's Desire by Sprout2012 reviews
Returning for his 7th year Harry has a bad week. A potions mishap causes Harry & Draco to fall into a potion induced coma. Where they dream about their hearts desires, not realising they are actually asleep. Harry discovers he desires a peaceful life without Voldemort & someone to Love. What shocks him the most, is that his heart truly desires Draco Malfoy. (Paragraphs Now Shorter)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 60,632 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 7/29/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
A Devouring Silver Heat by Gilt-Vampire-fox reviews
Flash-fiction Collection. New Story#5: Dragon's Sacrifice: Everyone has remarked on Harry's peculiar habit of drawing strange situations to himself, this latest strange situation has left him tied up and vulnerable waiting for a virgin devouring Dragon to sink his teeth into. m/m Draco/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Half Alive by AlwaysChasingNeverland reviews
"I'm almost alive, and I need you to try and save me." A long one-shot of Hogwarts' finest couple that shows snippets of their life together. Sorta song-fic but not really. DRARRY.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Under Pressure by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Harry Potter has quit magic and left the wizarding world. Draco Malfoy, a top-notch Tracker, has been hired to find him and save his life. Contains mature language and sexual content. Cover art by Aladdinboy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,654 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Bucket List by DrarryLover4Ever reviews
Harry is an auror and Draco is a healer. Harry is hit by the Sectumsempra spell and Draco is the only one who can heal him. Harry writes a bucket list while he's still in the hospital. Draco reads it and finds some quite surprising. The man who hit Harry with the spell is still out there and could be coming after Harry again. More summary inside :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 72,305 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Black Island by OakStone730 reviews
Most people would think that seven days on a tropical island would be a week in paradise, unless they were stranded on the island with their ex-husband. Pairings: Harry/Draco (background Hermione/Ron) Warnings: Slash, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,555 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 71 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Countdown by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When the Wizarding world is plagued by random outbreaks of Dark Magic, the Ministry assigns Curse-Breakers to assist Auror teams on their missions. Harry shouldn't be surprised when Draco Malfoy is assigned to his team, but is Malfoy a Curse-Breaker, or a curse-bringer? MATURE ADULT CONTENT ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,092 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 98 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Shadows by Oldakount123 reviews
Draco Malfoy has always wished he had died in that bathroom years ago. Harry Potter has never forgiven himself for almost killing Draco. Will they be able to find each other as adults or will they remain hidden in the shadows of their past?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,594 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Silver-Green Dragon by DeiStarr reviews
Harry and Ginny have a fight while they're visiting San Francisco. Harry goes to a bar, runs into Draco Malfoy, and they end up buying each other drinks. He wakes up the next day with a hangover, no memory of the night before, a ring on his left ring finger and a silver and green Dragon tattoo on his right arm. What the heck happened? Harry/Draco slash COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/29/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Ginny W. - Complete
Pleasure in You by venis-envy reviews
Harry is sleepy and sated from a night of endless sex, but Draco doesn't think that should stop them from continuing the fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bringing up Weasley by VivacissimoVoce reviews
A rogue hex turns Ron into a baby, and Harry and Draco have to figure out how to raise him together. Originally intended to be a "short" fic, it's a fun bit of fluff with a healthy dose of humor. Harry/Draco slash. Contains mature language and sexual content. Cover art by Aladdinboy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,321 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 90 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
The Gift of Life by TaraJo reviews
Harry had always wanted a family of his own. Now, after a drunken one night stand, he was going to get it but it'd be nice to remember with whom he was getting it. Also, having a baby with a Veela was a much bigger challenge for Harry than he'd have ever thought possible. Mpreg, protective Veela!Draco, difficult!Harry, loyal!Hermione, doting!Narcissa, top!Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,161 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 149 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Flight of the Baby-Bees by PhoenixPhoether reviews
Harry's in a mood and Draco doesn't understand it. When Harry asks Draco to leave, Draco must figure out how to make things right. Meanwhile, Kreacher's shirking his duties, Ginny's vomiting, and everyone just keeps blaming Draco. What choice does he have but to ask Hermione for help?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,503 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Corridor by Fuzzy Blue Owl reviews
A chance meeting in the dark turns into determined seduction. (Dubcon but not really, Plot What Plot, Epilogue What Epilogue, Draco/Harry slash, you've been warned)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Need by SnoggleSnitch reviews
"I...you know me, Harry, I'm normally much more gentle than I was last night and than I'm going to be right now, but-" Harry shook his head, leaning it back against the door, his hands coming out to grip the front of Draco's shirt again. "No. I mean, I know, but I don't care. I don't...I just need to feel you, okay?" Draco stared at him for a beat before nodding.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,992 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Resolution by trollnexus reviews
HPDM slash. Scorpius has a Weasley girlfriend, Draco has a Tantrum-That-Must-Not-Be-Mentioned, and Potter has absolutely no interest in conflict resolution. One-shot. Absolutely insane.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Connected by RenEliz reviews
One-shot; Draco/Harry. Short (sleepy) smutty one-shot with Dom!Veela!Draco and Sub!Mate!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 110 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Angling by trollnexus reviews
HPDM. Scorpius wants to invite Albus Potter over for the holidays, and Draco doesn't have the heart to say "no." Thus he gives permission on one condition: Albus must bring a parent over to chaperone. Draco thinks the Potters won't consent, but Harry Potter has always foiled Draco's expectations. Now Draco is stuck with a flirtatious, recently divorced prat in his house. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,444 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 70 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Grey by DeiStarr reviews
"I throw myself down on the bed and close my eyes and think of grey. Grey, grey skies, and stormy eyes." Harry Potter is broken after the war, but maybe Draco Malfoy can fix him. Slash, oneshot. COMPLETE. Harry/Draco (Drarry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,274 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/20/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and The Crests of Hogwarts by vulpixfairy reviews
Rewritten and formerly titled 'A True Love Story'. Follow Harry and Draco's trials and tribulations in their 6th year as they make the last stand against the Dark Lord with help of a young squib along with old and new friends. Disregards official continuity after Goblet of Fire. Warning: D/H main pairing and others including R/H and N/G. Story notes and other details inside. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 146,165 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 8/11/2002 - [Draco M., Harry P.] OC - Complete
I Am Draco Malfoy-Potter by Ashrel Fury reviews
A Year after the death of Harry James Malfoy-Potter, his husband Draco decides to go back to the past and set everything right. "In life and in death, in sickness and in health, in the future or the past. Nothing will keep me from you. So don't give up on me. Never let me go". But what happens when their four children join them? Prequel to 'Us Malfoy Potters'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,731 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ministry Missives by Tekko reviews
Summery: So Harry's part Veela. He isn't going to let it rule his life, especially when there were no adverse affects to him and it only made his admirers slightly more annoying. A new suitor in a sea of hundreds isn't going to make any difference. Right? (yaoi, lemon)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,602 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cubical Cubicles by trollnexus reviews
HPDM slash. When Draco first joined the Office of Misinformation, he had no idea his cubicle would be next to Granger's. He also had no idea that he would end up spending several months listening to Potter's voice every day, lunch after lunch, simply because the prat didn't know how to leave his poor, hardworking friend alone. But Draco doesn't mind, not at all. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,156 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
From the Ashes by dannyfranx reviews
All Harry ever wanted was a normal life but as struggles with the fall out from the war, losing old friends and making new ones, he realises that normality is just a myth. Warning: Slash. Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 154,875 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
HD 'Ridiculously Romantic' by tigersilver reviews
Gift to vaysh11. For some reason I felt 'A Little Insecure', my dracotops harry Fest submission for this year, required a spot of follow-up. And also damned and blasted bloody Draco kept yammering on in my mind about how he never actually was able to lay hands upon his Harry, on screen, real time, and why was that, oh, Stupid Arse Author? Rectify it! Draco said to me. Immediately!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hibernating by drarryisgreen reviews
Written for Draco Tops Harry Fest 2013 on LJ. Ginny has broken up with Harry for good and has informed him that she's dating Draco Malfoy. Ron and Harry make a plan to win Ginny back. Harry falls for Draco - oops! Rated R for sexual situations. Ron/Hermione a couple, Harry/Ginny mentioned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,180 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hey, Potter by SunseticMonster reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for his 8th year, determined not to let Malfoy get to him. But when the snarky teasing starts up again, Harry finds that returning the jibes with compliments has a far more interesting outcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,291 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 77 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
To Be Back Again in the Rest of the Room by lamerezouille reviews
Harry's just defeated Voldemort, and has had enough trouble for a lifetime. All he wants to do now is to get into his four-poster bed in Gryffindor Tower and sleep. Too bad he soon finds himself unexpectedly stuck in a malfunctioning Room of Requirement... with Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,920 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Malfoy's Bitch by TaraJo reviews
Bitten by a werewolf doesn't always mean that you'll transform into a werewolf but it definitely increases your animalistic instincts and behaviour. Harry will learn that at first hand. Creature!Fic, Top!Draco, Bottom!Harry, dub-con, alpha/omega dynamics, knotting, heat/mating
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,028 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 438 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Draco M., Harry P., Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Elusive Mate by 0idontknow0 reviews
Harry had done it (a) to save lives and (b) because the idea of him being Malfoy's mate was clearly ridiculous, but now he had to tell Malfoy. Creature!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,679 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sing, For The Sea Belongs To Me by LeontinaStardust reviews
Drarry - An unfortunate circumstance means that Harry gets sole responsibility of Teddy. Another unfortunate circumstance means that Teddy won't stop screaming unless he has a blood relation nearby. Enter Draco, and suddenly things aren't so unfortunate anymore. Draco/Harry slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,389 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Teddy L. - Complete
No More Running by qob1986 reviews
Puck is tired of chasing. Now it's time to claim what's his in front of everybody. Lil Finn-bashing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/26/2013 - [Kurt H., Puck] Finn H. - Complete
The Name I'll Give to Thee by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry just saved the world, again. But he did it by pulling on the magic and lives of all the wizards tied to him, and the Malfoys had the most to lose. Now Draco is demanding the ancient payment of such a debt: that Harry become a Malfoy, in name and life and tradition. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 186,746 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tangent Lines by trollnexus reviews
HPDM slash, EWE. Draco built himself a cottage by a forest after the war in order to distract himself from his circular thoughts and provide himself some shelter from a world that does not want him. Not all circles are bad, however. The circle his arms made around Potter's torso as they escaped the Fiendfyre was nice, for example. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,502 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Littlest Matchmaker by Grammar Mama reviews
Will the proud music teacher eventually find love with the beautiful kindergarten teacher or will he forever come second to the football coach? This is rated M. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 191,155 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Lives of the Lost by DracosVessel reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are both lost in their own separate lives ever since the war. They each have their own story that spins more and more out of control. While Harry is trying to regain sight of who he is, Draco is struggling with a drug addiction. When Harry agrees to help Draco recover, their stories become one. (SlashFic; Substance Use/Abuse; Sequel has been posted.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,142 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
The end justifies the means by SasuNarufan13 reviews
Harry has lost his faith in love after several failed relationships and decides to only stick to onenighstands, because obviously love isn't meant for him. Enter Draco, who at first doesn't mind Harry's casual approach to relationships. Until he decides that maybe Harry is the one for him. And he'll do anything to convince him of it. DarkDraco, MPreg, Drarry, OMC/Harry, birthdayfic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,864 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 108 - Published: 3/31/2013 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Free Love by QueenyMidas reviews
After a rough break-up with Ginny Weasley, Harry finds himself in a gay bar and lonelier than ever. When Harry gets drunk enough to go home with a very special patron of the bar that he happened to have met in school, he winds up admitting all of his fantasies to Draco Malfoy. Things escalate from there. EWE, PWP, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,004 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Fitting Punishment by allthingsmagical reviews
Back for their 8th year, everyone puts the war behind them and move on, except Harry and Draco, when their fighting and bickering goes too far resulting in Ginny getting caught in the middle of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,189 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kurt's Gamble by The Drowned World reviews
Kurt is tired of being the golden boy, and living with Finn, and being picked on. When he snaps, it's an explosion no one sees coming. But when Kurt uses Puck to try to shake up his image, things get...complicated. Kurt/Puck. Complete.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 120,153 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Polyjuice Pastime by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Polyjuice story that began with a bored Harry and now just won't quit. I wrote this for myself as a present for having 1000 pageviews on DeviantArt and I'm supposed to write myself a sequel every year for my birthday, although I'm a bit behind now. This fic contains MATURE adult content. So much YES.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,405 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 1,418 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Undesirable Mission by TaraJo reviews
Auror Harry Potter and Unspeakable Draco Malfoy are assigned to a mission by The Minister of Magic. Harry can handle about any danger in his job, but can he take on Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,346 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Shameless by QueenyMidas reviews
Coming around on his third year in the local Escort service, Draco gets a new client that surprises him. Harry Potter, after having dropped out of the Auror academy, finds his life without direction or meaning when he orders a helping hand. Along with an Auror investigation gone wrong, once-separated lives intertwine again in a mess of scandal and moral ambiguity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,356 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Better Best Forgotten by Theogon reviews
After six years of serving King Arthur, Merlin decides that he should be the one to be served, if only for a night. Unbeknown to Merlin, his actions will have massive consequences that could bring Camelot down. *First ever story, reviews gratefully received*
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,618 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Claimed by TaraJo reviews
Harry is investigating a crime when he crashes right in the middle of the Veela mating party. Five Veelas are very interested in Harry and already have him cornered, when one surprisingly familiar person jumps in for a rescue. Veela fic, possessive/protective/jealous!Draco, reluctant!Harry, referee!Narcissa, top!Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,168 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 231 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Don't Let Him See You Cry by sebbykurt reviews
Who knew somebody as seemingly unintelligent as Noah Puckerman would know how to get stains out of a designer t-shirt? And, on top of that, that he was such a fantastic kisser?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Twisted Reality by Zinnia Silver White reviews
Draco is curious about a poem he found, and he doesn't mind buying Potter as his slave in the Hogwarts' Helper Auction. What he didn't want was Potter to end up under a curse, which at first appeared to be a love potion, with Draco as a target. 8th year fic. Warnings: MATURE ADULT CONTENT, gaysex, mild abuse of a cursed wizard. Disclaimer: I don't own the characters etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,390 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Coming Home by musicislife93 reviews
Kind of a sequel to 'Perfect', but can be read alone. Tyler's favorite part of business trips is coming home. AU. Set in the future. Jyler. Don't like. Don't read. Enjoy! Review!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Jeremy G., Tyler L. - Complete
Beyond the Mirror's Edge by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Harry Potter is dead. A spell goes wrong in Advanced Charms class, leaving nothing but a charred ring and a pair of empty shoes. Draco Malfoy must figure out what happened and try to bring Harry back. Contains mature language and sexual content. Cover art by Aladdinboy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,156 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Wedding That Almost Was by potter717 reviews
Harry is planning a wedding with Ginny but when Draco comes into the picture he threatens to derail the whole thing. HP/DM I do not own these characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,618 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Learning To Get Along by potter717 reviews
McGonagall is tired of the boys always fighting and takes extreme measures to teach them a lesson. HP/DM I do not own these characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,396 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Deja Vu Anyone? by potter717 reviews
Draco comes to Harry for help with a sinister plan his father is making and Harry is forced to help, his life suddenly looking too much like a time he wants to forget. I do not own these characters. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,172 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Secret Crush by whenloveandhatecollide reviews
Everybody's interested to know who is Puck's crush. Everybody wants to know.. even Kurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 109,392 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Coffee, Cakes and Doorknob Snakes by Omi-Omi reviews
Harry's house is trying to kill him, and only one person can help him: pity it's Draco Malfoy. EWE, written for 2012 HD Holidays.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,663 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 82 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Becoming Us (Part 2) by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Harry and Draco have discovered their feelings for each other. Now they must decide whether to keep their relationship a secret or share it with the world. Starts 20 minutes after the conclusion of Part 1 and takes them through the end of their 8th year at Hogwarts. Non-canon Dark Mark backstory. Cover art by Aladdinboy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,239 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Becoming Us (Part 1) by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Following the war, Harry Potter and friends return to Hogwarts to repeat their interrupted final year. To everyone's surprise Draco Malfoy returns as well, but something has changed. Harry learns the weighty consequences of being marked as a Death Eater and must decide whether to help Draco escape his past. Non-canon Dark Mark backstory. Cover art by Aladdinboy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,330 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lovebites by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
Draco and Potter have a strictly physical relationship, that's it. No romance. None. Potter is free to do whatever and whomever he pleases-except wait, where did those lovebites come from? Hogwarts AU. Two dense boys in denial and one very jealous Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,292 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Captivation: Christmas Romance by Angelic Candy reviews
A couple months after the events of Lux Hall, Harry and Draco are excited about finally getting a vacation. Only the vacation does not turn out exactly as expected. A familiar face shows up stirring up the past. And things at the resort take a dangerous turn. Considering everything they've already been through, they are determined not to let it ruin their vacation. HxD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,271 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
My Big Fat Pureblood Wedding by QueenyMidas reviews
Chaos ensues after Harry proposes to Draco on their three-year anniversary. The two must plan a wedding around their fighting friends, warring families, and each other's stubbornness. EWE, post-war, disregarding Remus, Sirius, and Colin's deaths and the fact that gay marriage is not legal in the UK. Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 180,151 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Those Magic Changes My Heart Arranges by nubianamy reviews
Kurt's neighbor convinces him to do summer theater with her during the summer before his freshman year. Noah Puckerman, serving detention, is there to build the sets - and proves himself to be quite a distraction. Part 1 of There All the Honour Lies series.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 127,618 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Leopardspaw by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, LMNM. The Ministry is very sorry that its latest experimental artifact blew up on Harry and now he can detect lies. Inquiries are continuing . They would probably be even sorrier if they knew that Draco Malfoy has hired Harry to help him find his father, who's escaped Azkaban. Unspeakables are working around the clock! COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,391 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What You Think You Know by phoenixgirl26 reviews
After years of marriage, Harry and Ginny realise they have never truly loved each other, Ron on the other hand refuses to believe that Harry never cheated on his sister. Finally Ron puts plans together to destroy Harry's life and his new partner, Draco Malfoy. Warning: slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,579 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 129 - Published: 12/25/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Admit It to Me by emeyers reviews
AU. Jeremy and Tyler are dating but there's a catch to their relationship-one that Tyler isn't thrilled about but will tolerate for Jeremy's sake. However, when Vicki Donovan makes a play for Tyler, Jeremy realizes his error and corrects it by standing firm and ordering Vicki to keep her hands off his man. Established Jyler with Jealous!Jeremy. Please R&R
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Tyler L., Jeremy G. - Complete
See Ya Soon by xLessxThanx3x reviews
On the first of December, Kurt finds a small gift in his locker from someone claiming to be a secret admirer. The same thing happens the next day. And the next and the next. Puckurt Chrismukkah 2012. Season three AU without Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,212 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Never Wake up a Sleeping Dragon by Zinnia Silver White reviews
Harry and Draco are in Hogwarts for their 7th (8th) year. Since the war they have been silent but not ignorant towards each other, until one day it all changes. Draco thinks Potter is tormenting him on purpose. Is he? Things end up in a situation from which there is no way back. Warnings: MA content, gay sex, forced sex, domination. Disclaimer: I don't own them, J.K. Rowling does
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,184 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wooing the Reluctant by Makoto Sagara reviews
Harry is in his twenties and still a virgin, because he doesn't feel much of anything for either sex and is wary about whom he dates thanks to the gossip. Cue Draco doing something different and interesting to attract Harry's attention. - COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,688 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Searching for the Marvelous by drarryisgreen reviews
Harry and Draco are single parents of their sons Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy. Even though Albus and Scorpius are best friends, Draco and Harry still carry the animosity they had towards each other from their school days. AU, SLASH. It's got some interesting ideas, some parts of the story are similar to canon. Non Magical-Inspired by the story "Meetings" by Windseeker2305.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,440 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Never Letting You Go by emeyers reviews
Summary: AU. Day after Thanksgiving and Jeremy only wants to stay in bed and sleep; unfortunately, his boyfriend, Tyler, interrupts those plans, which Jeremy doesn't mind until a reluctant spike of insecurity shifts their fluffy morning cuddle into something more intimate.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Jeremy G., Tyler L. - Complete
A New World Is Born by drarryisgreen reviews
Harry woke up in a hospital w/ amnesia; he struggles to find the missing pieces of his life. Draco is going through the same thing, sort of. Can they find each other & can their love survive the true test of fate? Who is the villain? Other characters: Ginny, Ron, Hermione, & Narcissa Malfoy. Rated M for Sexual Concepts & Violence. Warning: non-major character death eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,619 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Beyond the Pain by debraelq reviews
Finn and Quinn are suddenly back together, and Kurt finds he's not the only one hurting. Kurt/Puck
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,797 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Ostriches by made.of.bees reviews
Harry and the lot are back at Hogwarts for their final year, after the final battle. But Harry finds himself more ostracized than ever before, and finds an unlikely companion in Malfoy, also shunned. How will the others react to their friendship, and how long will it take the dense boys to realize they want more than that? Harry/Draco, canon Ron/Hermione, and Neville/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 306,288 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Save Me by Gloomy Black reviews
A year after the war, wounds remain fresh. Survivors struggle just to keep surviving. They're plagued with guilt, illness, and new prejudices. Harry always thought his life would get easier after the demise of Voldemort, but he was wrong. This story is not epilogue compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 96,410 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sans Serif by knittycat99 reviews
AU; Noah Puckerman works for New Directions, a new publishing company dedicated to bringing 'alternative' fiction to the mainstream. Reclusive author Kurt Hummel is known for his groundbreaking work that brings LGBT characters to the forefront, and word on the street is he's just split with Dalton Publishing. How can Noah convince him to work with ND when he won't answer his email?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,121 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Seducing Harry Potter by InsanitysGenius reviews
After much thought, Draco comes to the conclusion that he wants Harry Potter. And what Draco Malfoy wants, Draco Malfoy gets. Now all he needs is a plan. But there's just one problem, his innocent little Gryffindor isn't as clueless as he thinks. And funnily enough, it seems Draco isn't the only Slytherin interested in inter house unity. Solution? Seduction and sweet, sweet chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,311 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Harry P., Draco M., Neville L., Blaise Z. - Complete
Mama, Where's My Penis? by IceQueenRia reviews
He asked the question calmly all things considered, but when two men addressed him as 'Rachel', Noah Puckerman freaked out. As for Rachel, her distress was mostly over losing her singing voice. But where does Kurt fit in to all this? Eventual PucKurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,356 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - [Puck, Kurt H.] Rachel B. - Complete
You've Got The Gift Of One Liners by royalbrookeness reviews
Trans Kurt fic. Puck wants to be a better guy after he is out of juvie and he finds inspiration in an unlikely place, Kurt Hummel. Little does he know that Kurt has a secret he's looking to share. How will Puck feel after all's revealed?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,806 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Us, Servants to the Moon by Purrrin reviews
An ordinary evening takes an unexpected turn for Jeremy and Tyler, leaving both of them at a loss for causes and what the future might hold. Jeremy/Tyler
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,493 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Jeremy G., Tyler L. - Complete
That Thing You Do! by psykogleek reviews
Puck developed this annoying habit of flicking Kurt on the ear.Kurt used to bat him away before learning to put up with it.Finally,Kurt decides retribution is needed and he flicks Puck on the ear just to show how annoying it it. The resulte isn't what he thought... ( I'm not sure about the genre so I didn't put any)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Sectumsem by aBoyWillDo reviews
First shot at H/D slash. What happens if Harry and Draco's HBP metting in Moaning Myrtle's bathroom had gone differently? Cliched, but fluffy warmness and romance are inside. Warnings for: smut, slash and mentions of abusive childhoods not graphic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 75,275 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Some Kind of Wonderful by Another1BitesTheDust reviews
What would YOU do if Noah Puckerman threw rocks at your window. ["Multiple O-face" Challenge. Smut - Puck/Kurt]
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,359 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Stood Up 2 by WithDemonWings reviews
Sequel to "Stood Up". It wasn't until Kurt was humming along to Hairspray as he worked on his night time skin care regime, that he realized just what exactly had just happened. He'd had a date with Noah Puckerman. When they finally get the courage to talk to each other about what happened, things get in the way, like Puck's mother and his truck. And what about Blaine?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,537 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Actions and Reactions by GayforKurt reviews
After Kurt's breakup with Blaine over the summer, he does something stupid. Now he's in New York and his life isn't going quite the way he'd expected. This is Rated M for language and potential boy/boy situations just to be safe. COMPLETE!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,771 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Eavesdropper by RicaResin reviews
Finn should have known not to start eavesdropping again.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Taming What's Mine by emeyers reviews
Damon killed me; snapped my neck without a moment's hesitation. If it weren't for my father's ring that Uncle John passed onto me, I'd be dead—on a permanent basis. AU Daremy. Please R&R
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Jeremy G., Damon S. - Complete
Wolf Property by emeyers reviews
"What-what are you doing?" I whisper my lips barely moving. "I don't know," he replies, his tone bitter while an inward war rages within his eyes. "I never know what I'm doing around you." AU Jyler where Tyler is a werewolf and Jeremy is human. Please R&R.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,359 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Jeremy G., Tyler L. - Complete
You've Got Red On You by undapperthought reviews
An explanation as to why Puck would have drilled the peep hole he'd mentioned to Rachel in the girl's bathroom. Puck dishes out a slushy then watches what happens next.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
An Unexpected Courtship by Rosen Pavus reviews
This is another Harry/Draco fic that I've been working on. It has nothing to do with my other two, and is quite different from them and a little out there, but I love it just the same! Creature fic. Dominant Draco/Submissive Harry. Male Pregnancy Warning. Warning: MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 73,962 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fractured Light by MissSnakeyBoots reviews
Twenty year-old Harry finds himself in a good job with a new-found smoking habit, a Labrador that likes breakfast and a work friend with an unsavoury fascination with women. Harry's friends worry about his emotional stability and on times - sexuality. Enter Draco Malfoy in Muggle clothes with his camera and Harry's life is thrown into disarray. What HAS his old nemesis been up to?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,945 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 58 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bought And Paid For by phoenixgirl26 reviews
The magical world is trying to rebuild after the war with Voldemort. The new minister Kingsley Shacklebolt get a group of people together to work out how they can raise money to help repair the damage done to places like Hogwarts and Diagon Alley. One idea they had means talking to Harry Potter. I don't own or make money from these stories, I just enjoy writing. Warning: slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,451 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 117 - Published: 8/7/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
A Different Kind of Tutoring by BoundIrishAngel reviews
Harry blows up yet another potion in class and as a result gets a tutor assigned to him by a furious Snape. Said tutor is, of course, Draco Malfoy himself. How will the two arch-nemesis handle the situation? Top!Draco, warnings for non-consensual kink and abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,790 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Thunderstorms by bwuk reviews
Kurt really hates thunderstorms and with only Finn and Puck in the house things can lead to a little fluff and a little angst. Set sometime late season 2 early season 3.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
In Flux by PteraWaters reviews
Kurt never thought losing his virginity would also mean losing his gender and his boyfriend. Gender mutability. Kurt/Blaine, then Kurt/Puck. AU season 2, no S3 spoilers.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,916 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Evasive Maneuvers by PteraWaters reviews
After a messy break up with Blaine, Kurt couldn't stand the thought of going back to Ohio for his last summer vacation. However, he needed a better excuse to give his dad than working part-time at Nordstrom's. When that excuse became a children's music camp in upstate New York, the last person Kurt expected to run into was Noah Puckerman, his fellow counselor.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,176 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Summer Love by DrarryLover4Ever reviews
Harry and Draco are thrust into a whirlwind romance which makes each other dizzy. More to summary inside and first chapter. H/D with mention of other side pairings such as R/He
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,012 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Father by Allieturtle222 reviews
A strange man cuts off a very love filled moment between Kurt and Puck, but who is he and why is Puck so angry?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Happy Club by InisMona reviews
Harry Potter is fresh out of a war. Noah Puckerman is fresh out of juvie. Both are going to have to learn to cope with their changed circumstances, and in the process, learn trust and love.Slash, H/P.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,022 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Harry P., Puck - Complete
Damn ! by psykogleek reviews
Puck and Kurt met at the mall...except one of them isn't exactly himself. Warnings inside
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,475 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
An Early Goodbye by GleekShip reviews
Kurt gets to school a little early and walks into the tragic, disturbing event.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
The Taming Of Noah Puckerman by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Re-publishing my old kinky Puckurt fic, in which Puck is happy to be whipped in every sense of the word by Kurt. Rated M for a very good reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
When I Wake by InsanitysGenius reviews
Harry's tired. Tired of the sneaking around, tired of the empty bed and cold sheets the morning after, and tired of being 'casual'. What's Draco to do when Harry says he's tired of being his plaything? Perhaps a bit of forced celibacy is just what the Slytherin needs to knock some sense into him. Now, if only Harry would just shut up and listen. Written for the lovely ChrystelleK.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sleeping Under the Stars by Writcraft reviews
DADA Professor Harry Potter finds himself on a Muggle camping trip with newly appointed Potions Master, Draco Malfoy. The men bicker, work out some tensions *ah-hem* and the inevitable smut ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,230 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ironic by hattalove reviews
She looks like an angel; like he'd always imagined she would if he ever got the chance to make her his, to wake up to her blonde hair spread over white sheets and glowing in the morning light. Too bad she's marrying Finn. Also known as 'the one where Finn and Quinn get married and Puck is left to drink with his best friend's brother'. Puckurt with a side of Finn/Quinn.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,020 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Perfect by hattalove reviews
Kurt and Puck realize they go on a lot of non-dates together. Puckurt.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Life Altering Moments by BloodyRedQueen reviews
After Harry is injured drastically in the final battle against Voldemort, only one person is able to remind him what it's like to be normal. Takes place after the final book. Slash Warning: Contains MPreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,345 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,312 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
In Trance by thrilladdict reviews
Harry turns into a cat and is looked after by Draco Malfoy. After a soul journey and much insanity, Harry finds himself completely smitten with the git.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,552 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Partners by C.Queen reviews
Aurors Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy have been partners for years, and are considered the best in their chosen profession. But there's always been an internal war between them, one that's about to come to flashpoint. Also Louis/Rorake.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,941 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
The Malfoy Family Code of Conduct by MidnightEmber reviews
Every little rule a member of the illustrious Malfoy family needs to live by in high society even if none of them truly made any sense to Harry no matter how much Draco explained them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,549 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 5/1/2010 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Is That a Magnet in Your Pocket by JooseBoxx reviews
After their first Nationals, the original New Directions party it up during the summer. 'Spin the Bottle' leads to all kinds of trouble for certain people. Heavy feature of Puckurt, Quittana and mixed pairs. Rating for sexual content. Three Parts.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,163 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
The Girlfriend Agreement by partbritishtowhead reviews
Their first kiss is accidental. Their second is experimental. Their third? Well, I'll let you figure that one out for yourself. Leonard moves back to NJ, and Penny copes with his absence by moving in with Sheldon. Oh, the humanity.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 66,480 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
What A Difference A Day Makes by Hana-Sama reviews
Puck goes for an audition for an adult video. Runs into Kurt in a way he'd never thought he would. M for a VERY good reason! Man on man smut ahead, don't like don't read. Puck/Kurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,785 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
It All Starts In Detention HPDM slash by BaileyBea reviews
How much can detention really change? Well, Draco and Harry are about to find out. Will their personallities coalesce? Either way our main men are in for a bumpy ride; and how will their friends react? Read it and find out! : ;
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,184 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The babysitter by Allieturtle222 reviews
Tyler wanted to go to that party, and he knew of the perfect girl to babysit for him. And everything would have been fine, if it wasn't for that stupid picture. same period as the others.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Awkward by Allieturtle222 reviews
This was not what Kurt expected to have to deal with when he got home from work. Set in the same period as "The Tooth Fairy."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Sanctum Sanctorum by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM. A visit to the new Divination professor leaves Harry horrified when she predicts a happy future for him and Draco. He contacts Draco to warn him that the professor might spread rumors. It only takes one pebble to start the avalanche. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 148,584 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Tooth Fairy by Allieturtle222 reviews
What do you do when someone who looks a lot like your five year old daughter but claims to be the tooth fairy is stealing your cookies? Warnings inside.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Influence by ForTheLoveOfDarren reviews
Puck is determined to prove that he can be a good influence in Beth's life. He recruits Kurt to help him. When tragedy strikes they must work together to give Beth the best life possible. Warning: Character death and swearing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,484 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Planning a Wedding by aedy reviews
Rachel and Finn think that Puck and Kurt are the best candidates to organize their wedding since they did such an amazing job with the Barbra Vention.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
High Flying by WriteSprite reviews
Harry is running a summer Quidditch program. Draco's son decides to enroll. Is Scorpius the only thing these two have in common, or will there be something more? Mature Content in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,655 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Write Me Happy by IceQueenRia reviews
Depression can be charming as it lures you away from happiness. Before you know it, you've fallen into the clutches of misery. Perhaps Miss Pillsbury's new anonymous pen-pal idea could be helpful, or will it only cause trouble and heartache?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 157,589 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Always by lilyyuri reviews
Sequel to 'Easy Access'. Kurt and Puck are taking their relationship to the next level- Going out clubbing in 'Scandals!. Part 3 of the 'Rainbow Rhapsody' series.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,678 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Make me whole by MisaPummelman reviews
After Burt finally wakes up, Kurt wants to thank the one person who got him through it. S2, PucKurt friendship!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Miles to go Before I Sleep by whereSilencebegins reviews
When Pansy comes to Draco nearly three years after the war to ask for his help with none other than an abused and fragile Harry Potter, what could he do but say yes? After all, he had been in love with Harry since they were eleven.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 113,050 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 2,342 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
He Will be Loved by aedy reviews
Puck has learned to know and love Kurt even if Kurt some times doesn't know how to choose Puck.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,370 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Your First Mistake by IceQueenRia reviews
With a blush, you ask the girls to tell you about their first time. Hearing how most of them regret their first time, you're determined not to regret yours. Considering you tried so hard to get it right, it shouldn't surprise you that you got it so wrong.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/11/2012 - [Kurt H., Puck] Blaine A. - Complete
Snowbound by backwardsandforwards reviews
It was only supposed to be a one night stand, a night to forget everything that they didn't want to remember. Neither of them counted on the snow.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,184 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Twelve Days of Puckmas! by MoistTowelette reviews
Puck messes up hugely with Kurt, and in order to get back in his good graces he showers him with gifts from the Twelve Days of Christmas. Join in the festive fun as Puck and his friends give Kurt a Christmas and Hanukkah he'll never forget.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,790 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Infuriating by DrarryLover4Ever reviews
"I hate him, I hate him, I hate him. He is the biggest git in the entire world and I can't stand him. He is a horrible person and I hate him," Harry Potter muttered angrily.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,091 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Fine Print by Remington Rand reviews
."Oliver had to admit to himself that if the youngest Malfoy could get the whole wizarding world's savior to fall in love with him—maybe he had changed, after all." D/H slash, Post-war, dismissing books 6/7. SEQUEL to Joint Custody. Rated M. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 78,194 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Only Yours by wanderlustlights reviews
Kurt and Puck making out against the wall of a club. Puckurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Slow Progression by InsanitysGenius reviews
See how Harry and Draco move from student and tutor, to so much more after the war, with all the kinks, twists, and turns in between.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,048 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sealed with a Kiss by faithwood reviews
Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts kissy fic, this. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48,507 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 299 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
For Assholes with Boyfriends by MisaPummelman reviews
Based of a picture/some sentences, about Klaine/Puckurt which are the main pairings. Rated T, for a few curse-words and implied sexual content. SLASH. Also a bit Angsty, but not a whole lot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Advice 2: Wheel of Fortune by chochowilliams reviews
Sequel to "Advice". While a rift forms between the Golden Trio, and Harry and Ginny start having premarital problems, Harry and Draco are growing closer. M-Preg. Anon. reviews now accepted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 65,371 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
you are the moon, for which i have to howl by sirrtimm reviews
title: you are the moon that breaks the night for which i have to howl. summary: Tyler finds his ancestors journal, and after verifying it through the Salvatores he leans that if he can find his mate he won't have to phase anymore during the full moon.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,329 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/20/2011 - [Jeremy G., Tyler L.] - Complete
Papa Bear's just a Teddy Bear by starflake12 reviews
Burt walks in on Puck and Kurt fast asleep snuggled up together. Since they are fully clothed and on top of the covers, his reaction is 'Awww' rather than homicidal rage. So of course he takes a picture and posts it on Facebook. Hilarity ensues.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,260 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
What You've Done To Me by Rosen Pavus reviews
Draco Malfoy meets Harry Potter again five years after leaving Hogwarts. What things have changed with him, and what hasn't? Will they get a second chance at friendship, or could there be more then Draco knows going on around him? Male Pregnancy Warning. Warning: MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,717 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What Am I Waiting For by JooseBoxx reviews
Puck had a big confession prepared for Kurt on the night of Regionals in their junior year. But Kurt's non-confession sort of ruined that. So Puck was pregnant, and it was Kurt's, but Kurt was with Blaine. Puck didn't expect the drama that followed.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,391 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Glued by Vendelin reviews
When an experiment in the potions dungeons goes awry, Draco Malfoy finds Harry Potter a little too close for comfort. The title might give you a lead. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,952 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Polyglot's Struggle by PteraWaters reviews
Puck's not stupid. He just has too many languages in his head. Fill for the glee-angst-meme. T for language and a little suggestiveness. Canon couples mentioned. Ensemble POV. Puck/Kurt ending with some fluff. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Shadow Play by Yoko Black reviews
ALTERNATE SUMMARY INSIDE! Draco is a teacher at Hogwarts and Harry is hiding there in disquise. What is Harry running from and can Draco figure out the secret? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 86,158 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
At the End of the Day by PteraWaters reviews
Puck is sure that if he doesn't do as his friends dared him to and make out with Hummel, he is going to regret it, one way or another. Written for Narya's prompt at the "Writing the Fic I Didn't Write" puckurt challenge on LJ. AU.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,158 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Looking for Heaven for the Devil in Me by JooseBoxx reviews
Puck came back from juvie different; quiet and contained. Kurt finds out there was no juvie, and Noah's on a slope to becoming yet another statistic unless someone gives him a reason not to. Contains mentioned suicide attempt and self-harm.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Darkest Before the Dawn by JooseBoxx reviews
When Puck's mother walks out half way through his junior year, Noah finds himself responsible for his sister, himself and keeping up the pretence. Things don't always work out that way. Prompt response.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,565 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 77 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Life Renovations by Windseeker2305 reviews
Sometimes people are forced to make many changes in thier lives in order to survive.After a summer of torture with the Dursleys,Harry goes into a magical coma,where he decides many things that could very well change the Wizarding World forever. DM/HP SLAS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 298,913 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 5,588 - Follows: 1,879 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blaine doesn't know by MisaPummelman reviews
SLASH! Puck does his Glee-assignement and a secret is revealed, and Blaine didn't know. PucKurt! Rated M for safety. Kind of but not really a songfic. Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
You never know a good thing by Kaimu reviews
Kurt breaks Noah's heart after a fight. Now it's up to him to put the pieces back together before he loses the love of his life. 3-shot Puckurt, Purt, Pummel... Whatever you want to call it.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,939 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
It's Not What You Say by JooseBoxx reviews
Puck secretly writes the school newspaper advice column. He's convinced high school shouldn't be this dramatic. Puckurt meme prompt. Contains depictions of a stalker situation, mentions of self-harm and abuse not main characters .
Glee - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,722 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
HD 'Clinical Trials of Case VLA101' 2011DracoTops by tigersilver reviews
2011 Fest Fic, DracoTopsHarry. Veela Draco, Forced Bonding. Auror Potter has another service to perform for the Wizarding world and this one quite specifically involves that Unspeakable, Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 97,324 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
You Look Like Sex by Mischievous Gleek reviews
Kurt Hummel is spending a weekend home alone relaxing when Noah 'Puck' Puckerman knocks on his door. Puck spends more time blushing than either would ever have thought possible.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,994 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
In For the Kill by CocoNewt reviews
AU-Jeremy and Tyler's relationship hits a rough patch when Tyler's 'drinking' becomes Tyler's 'drinking problem'. Things get complicated just in time for the vampires of Mystic Falls to run into trouble with vamps in a rivaling city. Jeremy/Tyler
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 103,464 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Jeremy G., Tyler L. - Complete
Stand By Me by missindependent4 reviews
Harry Potter moves from England where he meets social outcast Draco Malfoy and has his eyes set on him. Can Harry show Draco what love and trust are throughout the ups and downs of high school and family drama? AU, Non-magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,948 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Just Right by Emoryems reviews
Puckurt - rated 'M' for a reason. Puck enjoys making Kurt fall apart.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
An Excuse for Smut by DrarryLover4Ever reviews
So, originally this had no plot, just smut, but that isn't quite the case now. There is some plot and lots of smut, more than usual for me. Draco crushes on Harry and Harry goes with it until the fear of losing Draco comes into play. Check it out!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,644 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Trouble With Paradise by skinnyrita reviews
Sequel to 'Under his Hands' but can be read alone. An indiscretion with another player leaves Draco distraught and Harry desperate. Will their ten years together be overcome by the consequences of Harry's affair? Rated M overall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,869 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Twelve Months by aedy reviews
Kurt and Puck meet in New York and fall in love over the course of a year.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,181 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Et Dona Ferentes by hidingfromsomeone reviews
Or, Don't Look A Gift House in the Mouth. In the days, weeks and months following the final battle, can two men set aside their differences in order to guarantee the safety and survival of an innocent child? NC-17 HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 147,872 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hiding In The Shadows by Heart.4.Life reviews
After suffering an abusive summer with the Durselys Harry Potter goes back to Hogwarts different. His friends don't understand and he finds himself in the company of Draco Malfoy. How will the world react to the new Harry? Friendship, love and war ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,593 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Draco's Hero by kissfromaliss reviews
One year after Hogwarts, Harry is an Auror and his newest mission is to find the past Death Eater, Draco Malfoy, and send him to Azkaban. However, new feelings come into play and Harry leads towards an entire new adventure... Eventual HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 43,528 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
My Boyfriend's Back by IceQueenRia reviews
While Puck's in juvie, Karofsky tries his luck with Kurt, spreading vicious rumours and bullying the Gleeks worse than ever when Kurt refuses his advances. But with Puck getting released early, Karofsky better start a running. PucKurt-estab relationship
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,063 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - [Kurt H., Puck] D. Karofsky - Complete
Just So You Know by GirlInTheMirror121 reviews
When Kurt, quite literally, runs into Noah Puckerman in the hallway, he develops a major crush on him. Will Puck return his feelings, or will Kurt get his heart broken once again? Oneshot songfic inspired by Jesse McCartney's "Just So You Know". Puck/Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
More Than Anyone Could Ever Know by Leximaven reviews
Harry's life has been enveloped in dark despair, and no one knows how to help him. Draco gets tired of the situation and decides he must step in. This is the story of an unlikely friendship, and a healing of hearts. Rated T for some minor language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,652 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Will you be my daddy? by SasuNarufan13 reviews
After Draco divorced from Daphne, Scorpius is set on finding a second daddy, since Draco told him he only loves men. He has even made a list. Then he meets Harry and he's dead set on getting him as a second daddy. Will he succeed? Slash, MPreg, bit AU, implied mature content; some violence
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 210,979 - Reviews: 5813 - Favs: 6,682 - Follows: 3,375 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Teddy L., Scorpius M. - Complete
Smile by aedy reviews
Moments in their lives from getting together to the happy ending.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Of Love and Treacle Tarts by olimakiella reviews
- "Why do you keep sneaking out of here when I'm sleeping? Like I'm some one night stand you're ashamed of?" - Harry has to figure out what he wants before Draco gets sick of waiting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,239 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Higher Education by knittycat99 reviews
Kurt changes after Dalton. Puck notices. What happens when Puck drops everything and drops in on Kurt Freshman year of college. A Puck/Kurt futurefic, with two chapters of Kurt/Blaine to set the stage.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,555 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Joint Custody by Remington Rand reviews
."His thumb rubbed the underside of Malfoy's wrist. It was such a small thing and yet the action conveyed so much." D/H Slash, Post-war, not based off of Deathly Hallows. Sequel to this is now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Walking Down Different Rhodes by PyretofSweden reviews
As I watched Rhodes Not Taken I thought to myself "What would happen if Puck found Kurt before he threw up all over Emma's shoes?" And we all know that Puck is really a very sweet person, who tries to do the right thing and take care of his friends.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,429 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Levi's by xXxCookie-MonsterxXx reviews
Kurt has a not so small fetish for Puck's old Levi's. Smut, Lemon, MxM loving, whatever you want to call it, this is it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Photoshoot by cherrilemone reviews
Blaise gives Draco a photo of Harry Potter in the shower. It all goes downhill from there. HPDM oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Freedom by amelias-nature reviews
Kurt gets a motorcycle for senior year. Everyone wants a ride on it, some are willing to give more than others. Rated M for later chapters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,573 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Bursting Bubbles by Stephanniexo reviews
Harry and Draco grow closer during bathtime. AU 8th year. Harry/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 104,094 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Sting by xonthefloor reviews
Without even planning it, Puck and Kurt find out that they actually get along when no one is watching. But after sudden twist of events, they'll realize that getting along may not be enough for the two of them.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 293,844 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Kurt the Tease by RandomGirlWithStories reviews
Kurt's being a dirty little tease and Puck gets tired of it. Smutsmutsmut more towards the end.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Puck, Anonymous by xxcullen1309xx reviews
What if Puck was the one who called up Kurt's dad? When Puck finds out this was the reason Kurt lost the diva-off, naturally he feels guilty, so what can he do to make it up to him? And will Kurt ever find out? Eventual Kurt/Puck, rated T just in case...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,695 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Red Lace by xLessxThanx3x reviews
"You didn't tell me you were Mormon, Kurt." "What...?" "You wear special underwear." Puck finds out Kurt is wearing women's underwear and can't think of anything else. Based off of a prompt from the Glee Kink Meme. Slightly AU.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Ransom by Edito2121 reviews
Jeremy Gilbert gets kidnapped and held for ransom, and Tyler Lockwood, the person the note was aimed at, rushes off into the woods to rescue his boyfriend after paying a hefty sum. Jeremy/Tyler Jyler slash. Oneshot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Jeremy G., Tyler L. - Complete
A Little Tied Up by Fr333bird reviews
Draco gets on the wrong side of Blaise but Harry is in the right place at the right time to help him out. Contains VERY explicit adult content and slash, mild bondage, fluff. Main pairing Draco/Harry with a tiny bit of Draco/Blaise early in chapter 1.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,170 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Nipplering by aedy reviews
Kurt pierces Puck's nipple after he's been in juvie.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Pill Popping by Edito2121 reviews
After months of dating, Tyler freaks out when he sees Jeremy take a pill at school. Thinking that Jeremy is reverting to his life of drugs and alcohol, Tyler confronts him, instantly jeopardizing their relationship. Jyler, Jeremy/Tyler slash, oneshot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Jeremy G., Tyler L. - Complete
Hardly Rational by xErised reviews
Driven out of his mind about his affections for Draco, Harry seeks urgent help from the resident love guru of Hogwarts: Luna Lovegood. Hogwarts-era. HP/DM. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,757 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Potions Gone Wrong by yohlenyaoilover reviews
A potion gone wrong leaves Harry and Malfoy in a bad situation Slash! H/D COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,416 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stood Up by WithDemonWings reviews
Edited 09/24/12 Kurt had a non-date date with Blaine. A first date, even if it wasn't a date. His first date, but Blaine never shows up and never calls him. Luckily Puck's there to cheer him up.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
We're Making Exceptions by fleurdelisee reviews
They have a thing: friends with benefits. Well, really, 'acquaintances with benefits' and they have an unspoken rule: they never kiss.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,920 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
As You Wish, Princess by kinneyddicted reviews
"And most of all, I'm scared that you wouldn't take me because what would a fabulous person like you do with a douche like me?" PucKurt one-shot
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Steps by Sushi Chi reviews
Their relationship didn't happen suddenly. No, it wasn't love at first sight. Their relationship had to take steps. Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
5 Times, 1 Time by writesstuff reviews
5 times Puck pretended to be Kurt's boyfriend and 1 time he didn't have to...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
It only happens when they are drunk by superninjagurl reviews
It only happens when they are drunk. When the music has died down and they are enclosed by darkness and the flickering lights of the city night. Puck walks him home – they steady each other, Kurt's body is so warm and inviting pressed up against his side.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Once Upon a Sleepless Night by Daaro Moltor reviews
Voldemort has figured out a new way to cheat death; somehow he has managed to manifest himself inside of Harry Potter's head. Harry is on the verge of jumping from the Astronomy tower when Hermione figures out that all they might need is a pureblood...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 76,851 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Lot of Things by WithDemonWings reviews
Puck is a lot of things to a lot of people. There's one thing that no one really knows about, Kurt, however is about to find out what it is. Questionable Klaine, possible pre-PucKurt... rated for a reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
It Always Rains by Winnett reviews
Dark conspiracies, unlikely friendships and the endless weeping of the sky. Harry must follow a trail of clues to not only save his friend, but perhaps even the British wizarding world. HarryxDraco, RemusxSirius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 115,818 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Yours, am I? by Whiteghost37 reviews
AU, where everyone are overprotective and Kurt's in love. Warnings and descrption inside, enjoy!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Dear Noah by WithDemonWings reviews
When the man that claims to be his father's lover shows up on Puck's door step with startling news, Puck's whole world is turned on his axis. Somehow he ends up in front of the Hudmel residence and finds a rock in a reluctant Kurt. Eventual Puck/Kurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,559 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Sex and Roses by kinneyddicted reviews
NC-17 Puckurt one shot. Puck won a bet and successfully got into Kurt's pants. A what should be a one thing became a lot more. Slash. Don't like it, don't read it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
McQueen by WithDemonWings reviews
Kurt passes out at a family dinner, he finally confesses that he's pregnant but he hasn't told anyone because the father wants nothing to do with him. The doctors think that Kurt might lose the baby. Finn, of course, tells everyone. Why is Puck upset?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
What Do You Suppose Would Happen? by debraelq reviews
Finn's curious and decides he wants to experiment. Kurt/Finn Spoilers for Home.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,905 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Means to No End by sweet-dirty reviews
The war is over. Harry can go back to his normal life. But what is a normal life? Sometimes, friendship can be found in an unexpected place/face: Draco Malfoy. And as troubles always seem to find Harry, he lands himself into a new adventure. With Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,696 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Big Gay Crush by WithDemonWings reviews
Puck doesn't go to Juvie, he ends up doing a duet with Kurt, who he's got a little bit of a crush on and Finn tries to warn him away. Puck's not having it because being around Kurt won't make Finn gay, just like being around Finn won't make Berry tall.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Cuddle Bunnies by WithDemonWings reviews
Puck's got insomnia, he's lucky if he can get a couple hours of sleep a night. But when he falls asleep with Kurt, accidentally on the bus, well, it's the best sleep he's had in years. He doesn't seek it out, but it happens again, Kurt's not complaining.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Silence by Anime Girl23 reviews
Kurt knew he missed a lot when he started dorming at Dalton, but someone definitely forgot to mention that during that time, Puck had moved into his house. Puck/Kurt slash
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,444 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Prom Date or How a Badass Does It by aedy reviews
Prom night Puck's style!
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Roadhead by StarkidPotterFan reviews
Kurt is mad at Puck as the two are leaving Bredstix after having dinner with Burt and Carole. Let's find out why and see what happens in the end...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
These Things Don't Happen by novembertree reviews
Kurt had been absolutely certain his eyes were playing tricks on him. There was no way in hell that Puck was checking him out.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Dirty by IceQueenRia reviews
'Please don't do this.' I sobbed brokenly. His eyes screamed a thousand apologies while cruel laughter rang around the room. That night, I cried the whole way home. 3 part fic, eventual PucKurt. W - rape
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,168 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Touch by Co-Quill-Eon reviews
His heart is beating wildly in his chest. He's never done this; kissing just to kiss. Kissing just to get closer to the person, because just being this close to them makes one feel like they're being consumed by the most wonderful heat. *Followup to Out
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,983 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Jeremy G., Tyler L.
Car Ride Home by Jaddy Smith reviews
Kurt has no car and needs a ride home, he asks Finn and gets one, just not the kind he expected... ONE-SHOT MAY?BE! Kurt\Puck - Purt Hummelman! Rated M for a Reason...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
I'll Stand Up With You Forever by aedy reviews
When Kurt had figured out that he was gay, he knew that it was going to be hard to be happy in that little town. He just never really understood how much until he started having feelings for his bully.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,780 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Bathroom Kinks and Miscreants by emo-geek-87 reviews
Um..Kurt has a kink. Puck has a kink. They decide to kink together. Please read the detailed A/N inside. Everything is 110% consensual. I understand if the warnings scare ya'll away, that being said I hope you give it a chance. NC-17 Puck/Kurt SLASH.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,080 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
It All Started for Money by aedy reviews
Now that Quinn is keeping the baby, Puck will do anything to support his daughter, even offer his services to Kurt Hummel.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,110 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
7:58 PM by WithDemonWings reviews
Follow up to "Up Against A Wall". Kurt was restlessly straightening up his room, again, as he waited to see if Puck would actually show up.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Reluctance by WithDemonWings reviews
Kurt wants to try something new, and as Puck watches an "instructional video" he voices his concerns. He soon realizes that it's not so bad. Especially when Kurt makes that whimpering growl-y noise. Smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Glitter and Grease by Chayo1197 reviews
Established Puckurt. Kurt is a little upset that Puck would rather work on cars than celebrate their one month anniversary, but finds a way to get his attention. Inspired by Lady Gaga's song Glitter and Grease. Rated mature for graphic sMut!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Charity Auction by aedy reviews
Mr. Shue wants to raise some money for the Pediatric Hospital, but Figgins gets the Cheerios and the Titans up for auction and Kurt finally has his chance with the boy he loves.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,084 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Let Go by Ravenstalon reviews
Tyler and Jeremy have a fight. And things change. For good or bad?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,416 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Jeremy G., Tyler L.
The Notebook by WithDemonWings reviews
Puck was trying to be a better student, a better person. All he wanted that Friday was to borrow Hummel's notes for chemistry class, he hadn't expected to find what he did in the notebook. He might have to borrow more of Hummel's notes. Slash.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Will You Be There by SiNginG-SenSaTion reviews
Puck wants to ask Kurt out but he's afraid. Will he make his move or will someone else sweep in and steel Kurt away before Puck even gets a chance?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,063 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/23/2011 - [Puck, Kurt H.] Quinn F., Sam E. - Complete
Teeth, Tongue and Tattoos by Whommel reviews
Puck discovers new and exiting things about Kurt that changes everything he thought he knew about the boy
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,944 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Use Somebody by WithDemonWings reviews
Kurt can't breath. He backs away from the window of the choir room door and stumbles as he tries to flee the scene he's just witnessed. Puck and Artie. Kissing. Sometimes not everything is what it looks like. Why can nothing go the way it should?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Trust by rinny08 reviews
You can't go back to nothing after having everything. Jeremy/Damon
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 49,748 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Damon S., Jeremy G. - Complete
Worth the Price by onecouldn'tsee reviews
Both Tyler and Jeremy find themselves in situations they did not expect. Both looking for an escape or at least a distraction each finds a new way to see the other. *Post 2x11*
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 67,572 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Jeremy G., Tyler L. - Complete
Intervention by WithDemonWings reviews
Kurt throws an intervention for Puck, but not that kind of intervention. Sometimes a guys just got to do, what a guys got to do... and sometimes it works in his favour.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Take It Off by Rattlesnake Smile reviews
Another song-fic, featuring Puck and Kurt. Kurt ditches Warbler practice and Puck's a no show for Glee Club again. What are they doing while the girls of New Directions perform their number?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
I Bet You Look Good on the Dance Floor by Sushi Chi reviews
Kurt has returned to McKinley and he needs some protection from Karofsky. Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
A Drunk Subway Ride by StarkidPotterFan reviews
Puck rides the subway, and Kurt gets to ride something else. MAN ON MAN SEXINESS. Story idea provided by: PockyPand4
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Of Tom Petty, Water Pipes, and Feeling High by Onee-san reviews
Kurt and Puck partake in some illegal substances while listening to Passive Rock. Hilarity and sexy times ensue. SMUT! BOY-BOY SMUT! Don't like, don't read. Heavy drug use and paraphernalia.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,781 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Have to Ask by WithDemonWings reviews
Kurt needs Puck, like now and Puck is denying his boy, but the longer you wait, the better it is, right? Pure, man on man lovin' smut. Rated for a reason. Slight D/s.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Tik Tok by aedy reviews
In his description of what-kind-of-drunk-are-you-?, Finn really should have included the cuddly-drunk-that-doesn't-know-what-the-hell-he-is-doing because Noah Puckerman, the badass Puck, is exactly that kind of drunk.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Caught The Last Train To Martyrdom Around 2 AM by emo-geek-87 reviews
Kurt getting hurt leads to the entire world meeting a new version of Noah Puckerman.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Vibrators and Math Class by StarkidPotterFan reviews
Puck buys a vibrator, Kurt goes all natural, and someone gets a handjob. Math class has never been so productive.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,089 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Please Forgive Me by WithDemonWings reviews
Puck and Kurt have been together for a few months and Kurt just can't watch Puck flirt with anymore girls. He's only supposed to have eyes for Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Shoelaces by AquilusNyx reviews
Puck's sexuality crisis wasn't his fault. It wasn't even Hummel's. It was his shoelaces. Seriously. PUCKURT Three-shot. Smut Ahoy!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,241 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Just Wait and See by Choice reviews
How Kurt managed to pick up a stray like Puck was anyone's guess. Written for maeby sparrow in the 2010 Chrismukkah Fic Exchange!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,513 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Drizzle by writesstuff reviews
Kurt first notices Puck on a drizzly afternoon in Lima. Flangtedy -fluffangstcomedy- Slash!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,719 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Empty Dreams and Else by SweetG reviews
-SLASH,Puck/Kurt- They'll seize the moment the same way Puck seizes those milky shoulders he would love to bite until they bled for him; the exact same way that Kurt seizes Puck's arms, leaving half-moons all over that dark skin, scratching and bruising.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Valentine's Day by Sevvy101 reviews
Puckurt. What started out as a normal night for the two boys obviously turns into something else following Puck's frustration over the holiday, Valentine's Day.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,382 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Firework by WithDemonWings reviews
After defending Kurt from another attack, Puck's mother has had enough and sends him to a boarding school in Canada. Despite the distance, they grow closer and when Puck makes it home for Christmas they inadvertently announce their status to everyone.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,896 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Far From Here by hardly-noticeable reviews
Kurt's been close to breaking for months now but when someone took a shot at his father, hurt him again because of his sexuality, Puck offers an out. But is he ready for such a major step? Warnings and such inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,808 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Out of the Box by jessicaisfabulous reviews
During a post-sectionals party, the boys get a little tipsy and hook up in Santana's bathroom.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Slightly Wrong Destination by faithwood reviews
All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter. HPDM, SLASH, HUMOR, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 176 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Exboyfriend by xxannuhhtruelovexx reviews
Kurt got dumped and finds comfort in an unexpected guest.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Who the Puck Are You? by IceQueenRia reviews
Kurt and Puck are in a secret relationship. After promising not to break one another's hearts and admitting their love, they prepare to tell their friends. But when tragedy strikes, a heart may be broken after all.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 108,412 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - [Puck, Kurt H.] - Complete
Puck the Curious One by kinneyddicted reviews
Puck happened upon a gay p*rn and suddenly wanting to try it. It just so happened there's Kurt. PWP. Don't read it if you don't dig it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,988 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Dirty Minds by xLessxThanx3x reviews
Puck suddenly has the ability to read Kurt's mind. And it is FILTHY. And a 24/7 show about one Noah Puckerman. Puck/Kurt, basically pure porn
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 58 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
The Puckerman Compendium by emo-geek-87 reviews
Kurt finds that he's developed a thing for bad boys, and he just happens to go to school with the sexiest bad boy he's ever known, Noah Puckerman. SLASH NC-17.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
At Night by PteraWaters reviews
When Noah Puckerman can't sleep, he wanders the streets of Lima, breathing and thinking. One night he comes across someone who's not a friend, but could be. Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,500 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Never Let You Go by Vesuvious reviews
Jenna and Elena are gone for the weekend and Jeremy and Tyler will have the house to themselves.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,360 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Jeremy G., Tyler L.
Pretty Like a Princess by xLessxThanx3x reviews
Puck is forced to bring his sister with him to a weekend Glee practice. She totally ruins his badass rep by outing him as the best big brother EVER. Pummel. Based off a prompt in the Puckurt meme. Same universe as my other Pummel story, written pre-NBK.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 79 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Blackout by AquilusNyx reviews
The choir room is dark and noisy. Kurt and Puck are the only two people not fighting. Sometimes a little exibitionism is fun. Pre-Never Been Kissed PWP
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 100 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Killing Karofsky by sexybeardedlover reviews
Puck find Kurt crying in the boy's locker room. They talk and stuff happens. I like being vague. I like Pummel the best. I think Pummel sounds the coolest. Whatevs. Puckurt :
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Giraffe by PteraWaters reviews
The boys have a discussion and Puckurt smuff ensues. Set ambiguously in Season 2.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Dreamcatcher by emeraldine087 reviews
H/D. Harry is having terrible nightmares in spite of having already vanquished Voldemort. He buys a Dreamcatcher in hopes to get over them, not knowing that it would cause more problems than it solves. But how does Draco Malfoy factor in all of this?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,400 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unruffled by StraddlingTheAtmosphere reviews
Puck is always calm and collected. Kurt wants to find the one thing he can say to change that. Puck/Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,341 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Put Me Back Together by Squeeka Cuomo reviews
All it takes is one moment to break Kurt apart. How many will it take to put not only himself but Puck back together?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,683 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Suburban Trash by Fearful Little Thing reviews
Sequel to Stick Like A Pig; Kurt has this plan for how his life is meant to turn out. This plan includes very specific ideas of what he should be doing, and where he should be living, and who should conveniently die.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,590 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
There's No Life After You by SiNginG-SenSaTion reviews
Kurt has moved away to New York City, and Puck is convinced that Kurt's better off without him, but does Puck really want to spend the rest of his life without Kurt?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39,232 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/25/2010 - [Puck, Kurt H.] - Complete
Sexy times at McKinley High by ani-chan24 reviews
When Puck gets pranked by his teammates with viagra, who can he turn to push his horniness onto? Perhaps Kurt Hummel can help... Very raunchy fic, lots of lemon and almost a PWP. Puck/Kurt ftw. Finished. Sequel out: Been A While
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,208 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
WooingTheFairy by xovickixo reviews
Puck has never claimed to be an expert at wooing or anything but he's pretty sure getting into Kurt's pants should be easier than this. With a little help from some not-so-legally obtained AV property and Brittany, Puck thinks he may be well on his way.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,234 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Ennui by amaXdear reviews
After a long life of doing nothing, Kurt decides to go on the offense. He wants a boyfriend, and he's going to get one.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Without Love by writesstuff reviews
Tired of meaningless fooling around, Kurt stops all contact with Puck, outside of Glee Club. Puck can't function without the anticipation of Movie Night, surprisingly. PucKurt Kuroah Pummel etc. R&R? Slash!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,485 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Another Straight Guy by IceQueenRia reviews
"You bullied me into loving you," Kurt sobbed. "Tripped me and I fell, but you didn't catch me." Silently, Noah walked away, leaving the other teen to cry in privacy. Kurt/Puck a story of friendship and unrequited love.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,436 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Baby Mama Drama by Stars-and-Stones reviews
Draco and Potter once again find themselves fighting. But what happens when Draco's spell goes wrong, and he has to take care of an indisposed Potter? Eventual DracoXHarry, rated M for later chapters. Post-War Fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,325 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 3,671 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Codependency and Humping by xLessxThanx3x reviews
"This is a PDA-vention. That's a PDA intervention...actually, it's more of a Constant-groping-and-sexing-in-public-and-TMI-ing-vention." Puck and Kurt are getting a bit carried away with public sexy times. Rated M for, well, Puckurt sexy times. Crack-ish
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 64 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Sugar Daddy by Fearful Little Thing reviews
AU Noah Puckerman never intended to set foot in Lima ever again, but when he's dragged back by his mother's funeral he catches sight of something that makes him reconsider. A beautiful teenage boy called Kurt, who's just begging for a sugardaddy...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,459 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
English Paper by kinneyddicted reviews
Established PucKurt relationship. Puck wants something but Kurt is too busy with his English paper. PWP.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Bananas and Popsicles Oh My! by emo-geek-87 reviews
Kurt - after teasing Puck mercilessly by first eating a banana and then sucking on a popsicle for dessert - somehow manages to slip underneath the table unnoticed. Puck/Kurt SLASH NC-17
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Sunday Morning Coming Down by emo-geek-87 reviews
A blind date isn't always what it seems. Puck/Kurt SLASH
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Just Once by hardly-noticeable reviews
Kurt just wants to touch him...to feel like he's allowed to, like a boyfriend would be...for just once. Rated for a reason. Slash. Purt. Please R&R!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Pitfalls of Grace by Squeeka Cuomo reviews
As Puck watched Kurt slowly and methodically place one foot next to the other, he couldn't help but think that grace was overrated…
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,564 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
The Rules by Fearful Little Thing reviews
You follow the Rules and everything is ok. Everyone is happy and everyone is equally offended. In the aftermath of a hate crime Kurt recovers from bruises and finds out just how much it means to have friends who care. Ends in Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,363 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Distractions by debraelq reviews
A party, a disastrous text, a shot of tequila, and a naked Puck. Is it any wonder Kurt and the author found themselves distracted?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,347 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Permanent 99 by Kyra5972 reviews
There's a heat wave in Lima and Puck and Kurt are set to a permanent 99.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,839 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Glist by PurtFiend reviews
Kurt is absolutely desperate to get his name on the glist so he enlists Puck's help to become an A lister. Rated M for marvelously slashy.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,927 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Lucky Charm by PurtFiend reviews
Turns out Kurt is Puck's Lucky Charm. Will the luck stay with the pair? Rated T though there is some swearing, slash and some sexual words. It's also a humor romance story - The last two chapters are up the story is now complete. Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,441 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Texts and Insanity by PteraWaters reviews
Kurt has a secret admirer who decides to let his affections be known via sext. Who is he? Will Kurt's relationship with the admirer always be virtual or will there will be a new power couple at WMHS? Rated M for language and sexy boy/boy imagery!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,469 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Remote Superiority by PurtFiend reviews
Here are our two heros once again at odds with each other. They both want the TV remote. Kurt is self-righteous, Puck is being a jerk. Just an excuse to write some sexy slash.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Just Breathe by Quallianmaghouin reviews
Sequel to "Breathe, Kurt" Kurt is learning to deal with his Panic Disorder again, with the help of Finn and Puck. But it's not easy keeping secrets and a harmless prank might ruin everything. Eventual Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,009 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Whose Gay Line Is It Anyways? by PurtFiend reviews
Well Mr. Schue decides to shake up the Gleeks by getting them to do a little improv. Our two favourite heros Puck and Kurt go toe to toe against each other. Umm What could possibly happen? A little kissing, and hoefully a lot of fun!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Mohawk and Gay Kid: Play by kitsunechibiko reviews
A continuation of Mohawk and Gay Kid, although it can be read alone. Puckurt, so don't like, don't read. Puck's trying to get Kurt in bed, but the diva's not gonna fall so easily. Set before "Bad Reputation", after "Home".
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,332 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Teeth by LostInCamelot reviews
Puck should know better than to watch movies Kurt recommends. Puck/Kurt. Rated for mature conversations...and really bad movie plots.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Breathe, Kurt by Quallianmaghouin reviews
Kurt has a panic attack in front of Puck and Finn, who handle it surprisingly well.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 96 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Fandango by Natsu reviews
In which Puck learns some new moves. Slash. Kurt/Puck.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,366 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Sportsmanlike Behaviour by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco are on the same professional Quidditch team. Go Catapults! But Draco's behaviour is becoming increasingly puzzling to Harry. MATURE ADULT CONTENT AS USUAL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 263 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Who Says It's So? by Choice reviews
In which Puck is Betty Crocker and Kurt has one too many innuendos up his sleeve.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Powers of Persuasion by Choice reviews
Or, How Noah Bribed His Way Into Kurt's Pants. Here's some math for you all: Puck, horny to the nth degree, plus Kurt, minus the enthusiasm, equals...?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Suds by ConstantComment reviews
Sometimes grueling workdays have their merits. Written for the Serpentinelion kinkfest on LJ. Contains: Graphic male/male shower!sex, established relationship, top!Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Puck's Discovery by xelectrogirlx reviews
When Kurt's bag is emptied on the ground by the dumpster by the football team - Puck happens upon a DVD that has rolled out. A DVD entitled 'Single Ladies' which turns out to be a video of Kurt dancing, conjuring up some very untoward feelings in Puck...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,015 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
You Want Me by MystyVander reviews
Draco Malfoy's a Veela and Harry Potter is his mate, though he chooses not to accept this. The problem is Harry knows too much for his own good and isn't so innocent anymore. Definite Slash. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,940 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Brothers by Lovefremione reviews
Harry and his twin brother Evan defeat the Dark Lord when they are 15 months old, only Dumbledore makes a mistake thinking Evan is the only one who did, and most people seem to just forget about Harry. Crazy Dumbledore, Veela Draco, HP/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 74,460 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 3,696 - Follows: 1,523 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Story About Chocolate by Kyonkichi89 reviews
Draco decides that Vampirism severely interferes with his exquisite taste in fine cuisine, so he decides to do something about it. D/H slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Can't Start A Fire by HarryFado reviews
Puck is a firefighter and saves Kurt from a burning building, he's instantly drawn to the soprano and knows that somehow, someway, he's going to make him his "wife".
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,036 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
The One with the Jacket by HarryFado reviews
Kurt stole Puck's varsity jacket in HS. Now years later, they're in a relationship. What happens when Puck finds his missing jacket in Kurt's closet? PWP
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/18/2010 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Take Me the Way I Am by HarryFado reviews
The story of Puck and Kurt falling in love using every line of Ingrid Michelson's "Way I am"
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,413 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/18/2010 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Big Ego by HarryFado reviews
Noah Puckerman had a big ego.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/18/2010 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Bare Feet by HarryFado reviews
Puck doesn't know what he's in for when he gets up one morning, puts on jeans and nothing more and goes to the kitchen to get some juice. Established Relationship.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/18/2010 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Rough Sex and Bubble Baths by HarryFado reviews
PWP- Anniversary Sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/17/2010 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
In My Head by Loony4moony816 reviews
In which Kurt is a boy and serenades Puck.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Seduction of Kurt Hummel by debraelq reviews
Puck and Finn are on a mission...to seduce Kurt. Puck/Finn/Kurt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,345 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Princess! by lil-miss-chocolate reviews
Written for a request on Glee Kink Meme: Kurt/Puck "Did you just call me princess! You do realize that I have a f*cking penis, right!"
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,555 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Chains of Earth by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,347 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 4,365 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Playing Nice by niblettk reviews
Written for a prompt on livejournal; Puck/Kurt. After doing another duet together, Mercedes and Puck become friends. This forces Puck and Kurt into all sorts of awkward situations. T for swearing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
No Words by DrarryTLA reviews
This is just a one-shot about Harry not talking anymore and then someone helps him talk again. Then it gets cute after that. Real summary inside the story. :D m/m. mpreg. mature content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,909 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Saving Camelot by LadyGuhGah reviews
Arthur Pendragon runs to get away from the pressures of home, and now goes my the name of Camelot. He meets Merlin Emrys, a peculiar stranger who makes it his new goal in life to Save Camelot. M/A, slash, rated for later chapters. COMPLETE
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,663 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
How Al's Plan Failed Miserably by KitKat-Pyrophobia reviews
"IlikeScorpius." Rose said quickly. "Brilliant!" Al exclaimed, thinking the two would be a perfect couple. So why, when he is trying to get them together, does he feel the need to interrupt the would-be couple at every turn? Scorpius/Al oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,385 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Who knew? by Mystik reviews
Kurt never thought his first kiss would be Noah Puckerman.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Conversion by Au revoir Amour reviews
He isn't gay. He just isn't. But maybe Kurt can change his mind? Kurt/Puck slash; please R&R!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Warning Finn Hudson by pseudo-shigure reviews
Slash. Puck/Kurt. Puck goes to warn Finn not to let Kurt hopes up. Sort of continuation of 'A Fair Warning is Only Fair When You Warn Both Parties'.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Game Night by Loony4moony816 reviews
Taboo brings on a revelation to the Glee club. Little fic partially inspired by the Ustream video of Josh Sussman, Chris Colfer, Amber Riley, Mark Salling, and Naya Rivera playing Taboo at Naya's apartment back in October. Kurt/Puck with club bonding.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Where the Days are Hotter Than Hot by Loony4moony816 reviews
Kurt has a new hobby. In response to the "Kurt, belly-dancing" request over at LJ.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 79 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Born Ready by amaXdear reviews
Puck and Kurt decide to come out, and someone is nervous...
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
A Little Yellow Creeper by Youngauthor27 reviews
Harry and Draco enjoy the peace and quiet of married life without children; but what will happen when the couple is saddled with just such a burden. Harry is forced to face his demons and Draco must learn to accept his husband. *Warnings Posted Inside*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,270 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Protecting A Hero by DrarryLover4Ever reviews
EPILOGUE! Ten years later. Draco's son is in danger and desperate times call for desperate measures. Draco seeks out his one time enemy for a safe place to stay. Will they work through their differences? Will Harry become the target and Draco the hero?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,792 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Constellations by whereSilencebegins reviews
In the face of blind hate forms a bond of unbreakable love...HarryxDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,664 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What Is This Feeling? by amaXdear reviews
Kurt makes a fool of himself in front of Finn, and Puck inexplicably manages to make things better. Kurt/Puck mild-ish slash. Pre-Ballad. I've decided this will stay a oneshot for now; really sorry to people who were expecting otherwise!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Because He Needs Me by rye-chan reviews
Draco is suffering after the war and the only one who can help him through it may be ignoring his very existance. Will Draco survive his new life and get the one he's been in love with his whole life? Find out for yourself...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Say My Name by Choice reviews
What started out as a casual fling is threatening to become something more with every time they meet. Slash; Kurt/Puck. Smut Warning!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Under Your Skin by MystyVander reviews
COMPLETE! SLASH, HP/DM, HG/RW. After Sirius' death, Harry pulls away from everything and everybody only able to cope on his own. As a unsuspecting friendship buds in a strange place, will love or fate win out or are they the samething? Strong Male Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,099 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Illusion by TheeMizKitty reviews
Draco Malfoy is stalking Harry Potter. Or is that all it really is? DM/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,623 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Defiled by xErised reviews
Voldemort has tasked Draco with a monumental assignment during his 6th year: Not to take Dumbledore's life, but to take Harry Potter's virginity. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,670 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
unbreakableBOND by NariNari reviews
Years ago a contract between the Malfoy's and Potter's was formed and now it's time for Harry and Draco to fulfil that contract. Hopefully a new spin on the whole 'Draco and Harry are forced to be together' thing. DMHP, Mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 100,770 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Tergum Vicis by BarianQueen reviews
COMPLETE Dumbledore gives Harry a chance to go back in time to when his parents were alive, a few hours before they were murdered. He gets the chance to save his parents, and Sirius, but there are a few consequences to his actions. HP/DM, time travel fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 40,194 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Narcotic by xErised reviews
It was a fine, beautiful, sunny day when Albus Potter stumbled on his father and Draco Malfoy in bed together. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,907 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Certain Romance by missindependent4 reviews
A young man, Harry, has a brief and intense affair with an older man, Draco. When they are reunited years later Harry is a law student that holds the secret that could change the destiny of his former lover and himself. HPDM. AU. Nonmagic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Honeymoon by dracosoftie reviews
Ginny stands Harry up at the altar, leaving him miserable and confused. Enter one Draco Malfoy, solicitor, who manages to muddy the situation even more when he and Harry get marooned on an island. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,465 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 1,979 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Distracted by XquidditchxbeaterX reviews
Harry can't keep his eyes off of a shirt-less Draco.Also has humor as its genre.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Right Hand Red by Usabelle reviews
Darien and Serena were sure that they couldn't stand each other... until someone brought up the idea of drunken Twister at a party. Some compromising situations have them questioning what they always believed to be a hate-hate relationship.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,201 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 106 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete
Black Wings by Harpy Wings reviews
as the clock struck midnight Harry Potter came into his inheritance, with this new development came a life mate, but if Harry doesn't find and bond with his mate by his 17th birthday...they'll both die...DMxHP, RWxHG, OCTN AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 111,915 - Reviews: 2009 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 1,467 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Mind Games by OriginalDeadman reviews
Derek starts to have certain fantasies about a certain stepsister. What will he do when they start to reek havoc on his normal life? Dasey and mature themes/language involved.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,619 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Moving On by LadyKatie reviews
Harry tries to put his life back together after the fall of Voldemort, but it’s more complicated than he thought. And he hadn’t counted on war changing everything around him so much. H/D slash. Spoilers. NOT epilogue compliant!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 163,559 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Paradigm by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy. This is not a typical rentboy story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,013 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 2,499 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Nightmares by 101fingertips reviews
COMPLETE. A spell is cast on Harry which creates lots of angst. Draco comes along and creates lots of fluff. Hurrah. Not HBP/DH compliant. Slaaaaaash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 82,967 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
There's Something About Malfoy by Cassie-Black1 reviews
Strange things keep happening to Draco Malfoy, and Harry Potter is determined to get to the bottom of it. He may end up with more than he bargained for. Features Veela!Draco and Mate!Harry. AU after OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,939 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Is This the Destiny We Desired? by DrarryLover4Ever reviews
EPILOGUE UP! Sequel to Are We Destined to be Alone Forever? Harry and Draco are very happy together, but someone is out to ruin their happiness. When people go missing and Harry's magic fails, what will happen to him and the love of is life?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,589 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Siege Mentality by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry is the MInistry's expert on Dark magic. But now he has to figure out whether Draco is victim or perpetrator of a dangerous curse- and he stands to lose more than his life if he doesn't. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,334 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
You're Mine, Forever and Always by rye-chan reviews
Harry's overly stressed out to the point that he collapses and stops breathing. Will Harry survive when his own friends abandoned him when he needed them most?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,037 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 116 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Reasons to be missed by HeroinPhoenix reviews
Draco is fed up with the Voldemort thing, and seeks Harry's help. Soon his feelings for the boy become very clear, and Draco has to decide whether to help, or watch his Harry fight for his life. Has Draco really changed, or is he still the same old git?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,913 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Passion in the Flames by netrixie reviews
Everyone has secrets. Some are just more surprising than others. Drarry, Slash, DMHP, rated M, complete in 7 parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,721 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Friends For Life by DrarryLover4Ever reviews
This is a side story request. It is a Teddy/Scorpius pairing with a side pairing of Harry/Draco. Read author's note to see my reason for posting it in the Drarry section. S and T become friends and find in the end that there may be more between them!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,889 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Best Friends With Benefits by Writing Is What I Do Best reviews
Draco and Harry have been friends since first year. What happens when Draco starts having some more-than-just-friends thoughts?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Renaissance by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry awakens after a long sleep to find things terribly changed. He's not in an alternate universe... it just seems like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,469 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Issues by jamie2109 reviews
COMPLETE HarryDraco. In the aftermath of the final battle, Harry spots Draco amongst the captured Death Eaters, and wants some questions answered. The answers set him on a path full of danger and intrigue, and the blossoming of a new love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,131 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Are We Destined to be Alone Forever? by DrarryLover4Ever reviews
CH. 29 UP! Harry is an Auror, Draco a potions master. When explosions happen it's only a matter of time before these two meet up again after 10 long years. What do the explosions do to them? Will they survive? 1st chaps not exciting, gets better though!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 120,204 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Under His Hands by skinnyrita reviews
HPDM slash oneshot. Harry's job is in the public eye but his closely guarded private life is not. When Draco is inducted as the Quidditch physio, will they be able to prevail as platonic and indifferent accqaintances or will Harry finally prove his worth?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,663 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Never the Same by Pride of a Saiyan reviews
Finally! Completed! Draco and Harry go from being rivals, to being almost-friends, to enemies and in the end... who knows? Let me know what you think people! Reviews make my day!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,680 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Chances Are by Cassie-Black1 reviews
The war is over and the rebuild is underway at Hogwarts. Hermione drags a reluctant Harry along to help, and more things are rebuilt than the old castle. DH compliant - no pesky epilogue. With guest appearance by Portrait!Snape H/D Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,468 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by okydoky reviews
When the pressures of fame become too much, Harry Potter disappears into the Muggle world, but returns to Hogwarts years later, in disguise. But Draco Malfoy is also teaching now... H/D, SLASH, MATURE, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,454 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Baby, I Love You by LunaParvulus reviews
A one shot sequel to Life From the Start. From the first month to the last, follow Harry and Draco’s journey. Marriage and the welcoming of the newest member of the Potter-Malfoy family are just two of the many things
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,349 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 86 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Who Shagged Harry Potter? by faithwood reviews
One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 2,637 - Follows: 373 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How the Dark Lord Came to Fall by HeroinPhoenix reviews
Harry's been captured by Voldemort, and no one knows where he is. Draco's around, but will he help? Or will he simply cater to his own selfish needs and leave Harry for dead?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,940 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How Draco Malfoy Lost His Straight by faithwood reviews
What's a better test of Draco's straightness than Harry Potter in leather trousers? Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 190 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Distracting Harry Potter by faithwood reviews
Kingsley tries to help Potter. And he succeeds. Sort of. Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Captivation: Lux Hall by Angelic Candy reviews
Sequel to Captivation. Harry and Draco are continuing their lives together. However, their relationship is tested by small events that turn into something much more sinister. And Harry realizes their obstacles are not quite overcome. DxH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 45,516 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Slytherin's Dastardly Plans by Wayward Awesome reviews
The mind of a Slytherin may be considered 'evil' and somewhat 'nefarious', and in some cases almost 'diabolical', but, damn, do they come up with some great plans! HarryxDraco Slash! Rated for later chapters...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,165 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I'm still Breathing by HeroinPhoenix reviews
Harry's given up on everything. He doesn't care anymore. Until a certain blond comes along and changes everything. Not a cliché I promise!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
An Awkward Encounter by Sherrri reviews
Harry runs into a very naked Draco Malfoy in a dungeon corridor and feels compelled to help him out. HxD Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Come Sail Away by MinaSeraphina reviews
Eric stayed in Africa for much longer than he planned. When he decides to return to the U.S. he discovers that he can't "go home again", ends up in Chicago and becomes the somewhat reluctant roommate to Jackie Burkhart... with unexpected results. COMPLETE
That '70s Show - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 42,439 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Jackie B., Eric F. - Complete
Primp and Blue Polish by Liria Nai reviews
Response to Lady Diablo's Sex!Kink Challenge. This Halloween dumbledore decided to have a costume ball. And Harry's a little stuck on what to go as, until he spots a bottle of bright blue toenail polish. This is SLASH, Harry/Draco. N other minor pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,824 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
High Priced by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I referred to this as My Stupid Veela Fic until I decided it was fairly good. Harry is a Veela, for a change, since I was tired of Draco!Veela stories. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,614 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 2,554 - Follows: 345 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hidden Desires by D.J. Dresden reviews
COMPLETE. HPDM Takes place in the sixth year. Draco discovers that hatred can mean something else and is torn between his old Slytherin image and his new feelings. RemusSirius also involved. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,438 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 7/20/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Major Issues by LunaParvulus reviews
COMPLETE! Harry woke up to an unforgettable dream, which had him doubt his sexuality. A dance led to shock for the other. Hatred and Love collide! Challenges await for our favorite couple! R&R please! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,036 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Knowing the Price and the Value by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, DH SPOILERS, but ignores epilogue. Draco knew Potter had changed, but he never suspected how much until Granger asked his help to get Potter back to normal. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,371 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 138 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
No Turning Back by LadyKatie reviews
There was time to turn back. Now, Harry's friends faithfully stand by his side as they hunt for the last Horcruxes and face danger, adventure and hopefully, the end of the war. Continues at HBP-not DH compliant. H/D SLASH,rated M. Major character death
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 113,036 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Greenhouse Lessons by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco have detention in Hogwarts greenhouse. Dangerous plantlife and several varieties of euphoria ensue. It was complete, but I continued it... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,226 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Things We Do For Freedom by gemlou137 reviews
In order to get Harry out of prison and hidden away Draco needs to get married. YaoiSlash, mpreg, wandless magic. Read warnings etc on chapters!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,955 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mercury by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,863 - Follows: 230 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Something to keep it interesting by jamie2109 reviews
Written pre DH, so no spoilers. Harry and Draco are Aurors and accidentally find themselves after the same person for two different crimes. What happens when they team up? A stack of UST, boys getting stuck in the closet and a fiery, passionate climax.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,133 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bound By Prophecy by Elpin reviews
H/D. "Either must die at the hands of the other" At the final battle Draco kills Voldemort, while Lucius kills Harry. Will Harry's task ever be over, or will destiny pull him back? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,167 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco's Boy by empathic siren reviews
No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 3978 - Favs: 5,972 - Follows: 2,242 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Drunk Logan by obsessedlikeneverb4 reviews
This is a S1 LoVe fic. There aren't enough out there. There are a total of 47 chapters. Mix a drunk Logan with a ticked off Veronica and what do you get?
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 183,994 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Veronica, Logan - Complete
The Bodyguard by Luuuurve reviews
Award winning fic! When Death Eaters murder Draco's mother, Draco jumps at the chance to avenge her. But he doesn't expect the Ministry to bind him, heart, body and soul, to Harry Potter. HPDM slash. HGRW. Post HBP. Replaces DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 175,643 - Reviews: 2250 - Favs: 2,347 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kissing Lessons by doodled.star reviews
Casey has never kissed a boy in her life, so when Sam leans in, she panics. Can a certain stepbrother teach her what she needs to know? Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,805 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
Building With Worn Out Tools by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Post War, Post Hogwarts, HBP spoilers. Right smack in the middle of a stormy divorce from Ginny, Harry has no reason to be attracted to his Arguer, Draco Malfoy. I mean, it's Malfoy. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 129,552 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 4,514 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Pursuit of Happiness by TheGiantSquid reviews
[H.D] Harry Potter has great friends, a job he loves, and a peaceful life for the first time in years. So why can’t he just be happy like everybody else? [PreDH, no spoilers]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,867 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Exgirlfriend by Athenian Grace reviews
Draco is getting annoyed with Cho friggin Chang. HPDM if you don't like slash then don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Soul Mate Bonds by FiddleOfGold reviews
Pretty little seafood restaurants in stormy ports, that's love Draco." Forcibly bonded to the boy-who-lived as a punishment of his fathers Draco thinks his life is over, Harry's not too happy either.-Features a darker, stronger Harry and inChrctr.subDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,221 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 102 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Darker Side of Me by Angel's Fear reviews
CompleteDraco is assigned a dark task and is told to accomplish it by any means necessary. But will his chosen plan really lead him to his goal? Or will it throw him into a mess of confusion and give him a change of heart? Slash HPDM, alternate 6th book.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 65,291 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Love of Sanity by Elensaa reviews
AU. No HPB. Harry was kidanpped. Voldemort's body was found. Weeks later Harry turns up. And the downside is...he's insane. Can anyone help him? HD SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,434 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
New Beauty by CatJetRat reviews
Harry Potter must defeat the Dark Lord, and to do that he must leave Hogwarts and go to Voldemort's home town. Along the way he runs into an old...rival. HPDM Slash, and HGSS het. Don't like don't read. Epilogue Up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,493 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Lover's Passion by XxXMayhemXxX reviews
NonMagic, A.U., SLASH! Draco Malfoy is an artist, teaching students when he isn't doing his own thing. Harry Potter is his student, but one day when Harry's used as an erotic model with his teacher, the lines of their relationship begin to blurr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,945 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 1/20/2007 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Joys of Candy Canes by bleedingxheart reviews
It’s Christmas Eve, and a zany decision of Dean’s results in Draco Malfoy realising how wonderful candy canes can really be. HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Behind Blue Eyes by Katria Bloom reviews
When Draco refuses the Dark Mark his father blinds him. A certain ebonyhaired Gryffindor saves him...SLASH... COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 79,807 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Captivation by Angelic Candy reviews
After the war,Harry attends a Quidditch Academy.He thinks his problems are over until he discovers Draco there. The animosity between them flares. And as their rivalry heats up, Harry realizes their relationship is morphing into something unexpected.H&D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 212,313 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Love is Blind by MindStorm88 reviews
Harry has run away from the wizardry world,of course only Hermione and Ron know where he is, but a mysterious wizard has bought the room two doors down from Harry's own, what happens when this mystery man buys Harry a drink? And it's none other then Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,733 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hybrid Legacy by ame3565 reviews
Four years after he defeated Voldemort, Harry starts receiving letters from old enemies. Now he must try to keep his family safe while apprehending the villains.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,809 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Children of the Future by Ahja Reyn reviews
In Harry's 7th year, children from the future suddenly appear at Hogwarts and one of them claims to be Harry's son. Problem is, Harry isn't the only father...DMHP [NO male preg]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,177 - Reviews: 2235 - Favs: 2,497 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kiss the Cook by justanormalgirl357 reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione take cooking classes over the summer after fifth year. Draco starts thinking for himself, which doesn‘t go over well. Cooking, fire, loos, kisses, betrayal, and secrets. HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,851 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Bottle Read 'Drink Me' by gimmethejuice reviews
Tired of Draco running his mouth, Harry does something to shut him up. Mature Only! Slash. HPDM. OneShot. PWP Smut. You've been warned! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Unlikeliest Pair by poeticgrace reviews
When one finds their former love married and the other finds themself thousands of miles away, two enemies fall in love to form the unlikeliest pair. AU JE
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,424 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Jackie B., Eric F. - Complete
Watching Potter by L-Liadon reviews
ONE SHOT. Draco watches Harry. Harry catches Draco. Who gets whom in the end? HxD slash. R. Language, malesex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Wedding Date by gemlou137 reviews
Slash! Harry Potter gets called back to England for his sister's wedding but has to bring a date. He reluctantly finds himself a hired escort. Facing his tormentors again after several years Harry somehow manages to fall in love with his escort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,689 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 6/21/2006 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Change of Heart by Equine reviews
[SLASH] While dueling, Draco shoves Harry into an empty classroom, and seduction ensues! HPDM PWP ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Checkmate by Naadi reviews
HxD slash. Draco has a plan to get Harry Potter, and challenges him to a game of Dare Chess. But is it love, or betrayal, he has in mind? A real game of chess is played throughout the story. A seventh year story based on canon through Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 259,337 - Reviews: 2480 - Favs: 3,943 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 5/26/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Just A Slow Dance by Firesword reviews
Slash. HPDM. PostHBP & PostVoldemort. Harry had declined Ginny's request for a dance. However, when he was asked by silverhaired Draco Malfoy, how would he respond?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 97 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3724 - Favs: 9,989 - Follows: 2,476 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Into the Closet by silver-etoile reviews
COMPLETE: Harry and Draco are stuck in a closet for a night. What's there to do? Fight, of course! And perhaps something else...HD SLASH formerly under roxierose13 penname
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,416 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Valentine's Kiss by andAshes reviews
Slash. Stupid overused plot. Harry and Draco meet at a party, they drink, they sex. Written for some lame holiday.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Falling by Mireille DeMaupassant reviews
Harry Potter is stuck in an endless cycle of lust with Draco Malfoy...but is it really only lust...? Just another random one shot. Please r&r!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,910 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Don't Force A Friendship by writingalife reviews
A few words and a kiss make for one very strained relationship, but what will happen if all of that is erased? Can the two enemies of Hogwarts fall in love not once, but twice? SLASH HD Disclaimer: I DON'T ANY OF THE HARRY POTTER EMPIRE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,535 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Heir of Light, Heir of Darkness by Sakya reviews
Draco always knew what he wanted in live: Power, fame and Harry Potter, not particulary in that order. Now, all his dreams are about to come true thanks to a old marriage law he made sure the Ministry of Magic knew about it and Harry didn’t
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,290 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 261 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 5179 - Favs: 10,894 - Follows: 3,017 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and his white wolf by unmei3 reviews
DH slash One night Harry meets a white wolf. What happens when he finds out who his wolf really is? A bit angsty and a bit fluffy. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,023 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 11/29/2005 - Published: 12/13/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Follow my lead by Phoebe Halliwell reviews
Harry Potter was taken into the ministry rather than forced upon the Dursley's but now he's sent to Hogwarts as part of a mission and finds out abouthis relatives and godfather and then he discovers Draco Malfoy and his life is turned upside down.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,061 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/26/2005 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dragon Chronicles by Nuin reviews
Begun preHBP. Diaries...Sorry Journals!...are exceptional for blackmail. Especially if your friends believe you to be in denial over another boy! And they are, as we speak, planning your fate and making you question your own sanity. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,891 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Auction by Keikokin reviews
Harry is a bachelor up for auction. Who is the high bidder? Is it the one Harry wants it to be? COMPLETE SLASH malemale relationship
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,100 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/12/2005 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Invitation Only by jade reviews
One-shot. The great tradition, the Leaving Ball, an event that only occured when a Malfoy completed his seventh year at Hogwarts is a great Slytherin secret. At least, it was until Draco Malfoy decided to go out with a bang! This can only end in tears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,852 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Holding Hands With The Enemy by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
SUMMARY: In actuality, Harry was the one holding Malfoy’s hand, which was rather disturbing. Takes place during ch 9 PoA. HD Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 87 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make Me a Match by fantasylover12001 reviews
COMPLETE! Tired of Harry hiding his feelings for Draco, Hermione decides to take matters into her own hands and drags a reluctant Ron with her. Poor Harry and Draco are in for a tough year...established RHr, DH, mentions of SD, CG, and NL. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,550 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 2/12/2005 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 4,026 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Staring by just-nikki reviews
Lovable!Harry likes staring at Hot!Draco. No one notices, until one day in detention...SLASH HD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 34 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rescuing the Hero by blue-hearts reviews
(Completed) Harry's in trouble. Who saves him? SLASH WARNING
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 53,952 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/9/2004 - Published: 6/8/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Obscurity of Love by mony2208 reviews
[Complete] Haunted by memories of the war Harry can’t seem to move on with his life. But then a mysterious obscured figure manages to do what no other could do; make him feel again. There’s just one small problem. He doesn’t know who it is. HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,275 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/13/2004 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Depths of Winter by bananacosmicgirl reviews
Complete. Four years after getting out of Hogwarts, Harry lives alone in the Muggle world. He has turned his back on the magical world – until one day, when Draco Malfoy gets into a car crash before Harry’s eyes and ends up paralysed in a wheelchair.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 116,688 - Reviews: 2760 - Favs: 3,381 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
With A Kiss by Karina4 reviews
AU. On a balmy summer’s day, Draco asks his best friend, Harry, a very interesting question with even more interesting results. One Shot romance for Valentine’s - any shameless excuse for getting Harry and Draco together! :o)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,979 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
He is NOT my boyfriend! by Lunadeath reviews
H/D slash. The sly Malfoy gets out of trouble by telling those he sees that he and Harry are a couple. Of course, it's not true. Or is it? and how will Harry's friends get along with him? *rating's up*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 89,300 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 2/28/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sanguicolous by Felicity Gemfiar reviews
Draco and Harry find happiness together, but Lucius is more than furious. In fact, he takes revenge in ways that even the Dark Lord shys from... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,612 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/11/2003 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hold Me Now by Michael Serpent reviews
[One-Shot] HD SLASH. Draco saves Harry from the Giant Squid and Harry has his own funny way to show his gratitude.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 221 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Marked by Asterie-Smiles reviews
Draco wants everyone to keep off his property... Contains slash, HD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/17/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
No Day but Today by Constance1 reviews
Draco runs away when he is overwhelmed by his feelings for Harry, only to discover that his worst nightmare has come true. Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,886 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/27/2003 - Published: 5/23/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Begging For A Detention by Lunadeath reviews
Draco Malfoy will stop at almost nothing to get a detention with Harry so he can explain his feelings. DH slash oneparter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 77 - Published: 3/23/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
We All Burn Sometimes by Passo reviews
Slash {{COMPLETE}} The pressure is on for Draco to find a girlfriend. He decides to make a list of requirements for the perfect girl and scouts the field. He encounters more than a little difficulty in the form of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,203 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/9/2003 - Published: 1/18/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ice Cream Musings by tvfreakfic reviews
Jackie and Eric find themselves alone together during the summer. Ice cream finds it's way into their conversation, among other things. Go ahead. FLAME me.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/12/2003 - Eric F., Jackie B. - Complete
Overheard by Kiara7 reviews
COMPLETE. Harry notices Draco in a moment of weakness. It isn't long before Harry falls for him and they decide to get together but what happens when Lucius finds out. We are officially at the Dursleys! Rated for the appearance of swear words.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 108,535 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/30/2002 - Published: 9/15/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Heat Wave by RadeliaPotter reviews
One shot fic. There is a heat wave over Hogwarts. Harry goes for the shade of a tree by the lake when who should he meet, but Draco Malfoy. Conversation and then a bit more follows. SLASH!!! H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/28/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Perfect Potter by Mellon Collie reviews
Everyone deserves love, even Draco Malfoy, but when his love leads him into dark territories, he must choose between what is right, and what is easy. *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,381 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/15/2002 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Spoon by PoisonDraco reviews
A romantic comedy about our favorite Hogwarts' poster boys. Amidst potions, lust, and the holiday from Hell, will our boys ever find a way to get together? *SLASH* ::Complete::
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,232 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/16/2002 - Published: 9/1/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dragonweed by Penguin reviews
**Story complete** SLASH. The mind can create a Heaven of Hell and a Hell of Heaven. Draco and Harry had definitely not planned to fall in love, but their love is stronger than either of them expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,645 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/23/2002 - Published: 2/15/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Protective Bonds by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
Hermione discovers a book with an interesting protection spell...and the results are shocking to say the least. Warning: slash ahead!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,645 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/19/2002 - Published: 1/8/2001 - Draco M., Harry P.
Changing Houses by CrystalStarGuardian reviews
McGonagall has had enough of Draco and Star picking on the other students, so she comes up with the perfect punishment. But this may exactly be what everyone needs DH RS HrS slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,209 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/29/2001 - Published: 7/1/2001 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
You Are Everything I Never Knew I Always Wanted by Courteney reviews
**COMPLETED** SLASH DM+HP - Essentially the whole story revolves around Harry and Draco who have been openly together for more than a year. It is deliberately fluffy and quite sappy. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 30,362 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/26/2001 - Published: 10/6/2001 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete