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Joined 07-06-11, id: 3049806, Profile Updated: 07-06-11

Hi guys!

I've been secretly lurking on ff.net for quite a while now but I finally worked up the nerve to formally create an account so that I can add stories (?) and keep track of my favourites!

Hmmmm...what shall I say about myself?

I'm in my 20's and in that awkward stage between the transition from university and my Next Step in Life. The time I should spend studying to get to my Next Step in Life is "wasted" reading the many, many wonderful stories on this site.

I have sporadic impulses to type away because all the wonderful ideas in my head just needs to be written down, but other times I can't be bothered to string to words together and put it down.

Ummmm I'll update later, because I REALLY do have to go do the other tedious Chores in Life...sucks to be me.

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Fighting The Green by violentartista reviews
Neville is the Boy Who Lived, Harry Potter is a Slytherin. Both have a destiny to fulfill, but Harry is the one who can't seem to cope.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 157,763 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Questions and Answers by little0bird reviews
When the past and present collide with the Potter/Weasley children... A bit AU with characters' names and some pairings. Family tree now posted on my profile page. 3/16/10 -- going back and cleaning up a few things; nothing major will change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 95 - Words: 447,904 - Reviews: 4668 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 1,696 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 12/18/2007
Ace of Spades by LeontinaStardust reviews
Betrayed by his friends, Harry Potter finds himself thrown inside a muggle mental hospital, but is soon transferred to Arkham Asylum . It is here where Harry learns what true insanity is. Gotham had better watch out. Joker/Harry slash. Insane!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,858 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Joker - Complete
A Study in Magic by Vixit reviews
When Albus Dumbledore shows up at Baker Street with strange demands and baby-filled picnic baskets, Sherlock Holmes is less than thrilled. Featuring Detective!Harry, Competent!Quirrell, and the world's only private consulting detective. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,805 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 1,859 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Bring It On, You Asshole by Cyril de Ciel reviews
Losing a bet to Malfoy, Harry is to take on the job of Bruce Wayne's personal secretary and bodyguard in Gotham City for a year. Thing is, none of the man's secretaries have ever stayed on for more than 1 week—if they were lucky. M/M
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,971 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 1,783 - Follows: 2,784 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Harry P., Bruce W./Batman
Time Turner Mishaps by NinjaTerra reviews
A Next Generation Time Travel fic. James accidently breaks a Time Turner, sending him along with Albus, Lily, Teddy, Victoire, Rose, Hugo, and Fred to the past. Not only that, but they end up in, where else, the head quarters for the Order of the Pheonix!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,339 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Teddy L., Remus L.
Continued Existence by LilGenie reviews
Sent to find a fellow auror member and validate whether Deatheater sightings in America were true or not, Harry wasn't expecting the Potter luck of getting into trouble to kick in. Getting entangled in the Winchesters' lives, another destiny awaits. Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,890 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 1,181 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Harry P., Dean W.
Harveste Addams and the Order of the Phoenix by kyaru-chan reviews
There are three roads a growing witch or wizard can take. The first two are well-trodden. But this year, the world better get ready, because when the dark moon rises, the third path comes alive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 88,703 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 2,310 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Perfect Mother by slytherin-nette reviews
The final TPG/TPW installment. In which Jaimee "Harry" Potter learns, once and for all, that all Malfoys really do get what they want. Even if, sometimes, they need to make a few mistakes along the way to get it. Hilarity, madness and family fun ensues!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,573 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Of Quidditch Pants and Persuasion by It's Just Not Flowing reviews
Full title: The One Where The Entire Gryffindor Common Room Lusts After Harry Wearing Quidditch Pants and Hermione is Persuasive. That's rather self-explanatory, I think. Really, it's just best to move on. Equally pointless second chapter now added.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,632 - Follows: 290 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
Dirty Secrets by Kirei GothicPoet3 reviews
Harry finds Malfoy strapped to a bed in the middle of Snape's classroom. Why? It seems the Malfoy heir has a bit of a secret, it's time for the Golden Boy to find out exactly -what- it is...Crossover! Harry Potter-Smallville! Draco&Harry, Lex&Clark
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,250 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Not Another Snape is Harry's Father Story by Ariana Deralte reviews
A blatant parody of all the Snape-is-Harry's-father stories that are out there. Hope you all enjoy:)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/11/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
You Know Who's on First by Iniga reviews
Hagrid meets Harry during the first book. There is a misunderstanding. Nothing else to say but that I'm very sorry and I truly regret this. One part.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/23/2002 - Complete