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Joined 07-06-11, id: 3049874, Profile Updated: 11-13-14
Author has written 4 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. Hi.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have Email/Twitter/MySpace/Facebook/Tumblr

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. uhhuh

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. Maybe

10. You were too busy to notice number five was missing. WHAT!?

11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. Sadly yes.

12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did. only a normal person wouldn' t. (I AM NOT NORMAL TAKE IT BACK.)

If you have ever ran into a glass door because you thought it was open, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Ten ways to know you're obsessed with Percy Jackson:

1. You say "Go to the Underworld!" ,"What, in the name of Zeus!", etc. [guilty!]

2. You blame Hermes when something is stolen or the internet is down

3. You spray painted a quarter and tried to send an Iris message

4. You cry when you see THE LAST OLYMPIAN

5. You write almost all of your fanfics about Percy

6. You have a crush on one of the characters [for me its either Percy or Nico]

7. You go to L.A. looking for the underworld [I would but you know. I'm only thirteen.]

8. You pick out your godly parent [I took a bunch of quizzes and got Zeus each time... Sadly. Ish. ]

9. You hate Rick Riordian for having to wait a year for every new book, but love him at the same time.

10. And YOU READ THIS LIST! There are many more

Favorite Quotes (From Percy Jackson and the Olympians Movie. You have to see it to get it. LOL) :

"This is a pen." -Percy when Chiron hands him Ripetide

"Is it me, or is it raining cows?" -Grover after the Minitor throws a cow at their car

"Why are you taking your pants off?" -Percy

"Ha! She would squash you like a bug." -Grover on Annabeth

"That's a sword, that's a sword!" -Luke

"Oh, you guys take camp way to seriously..." -Percy

"I always lose...maybe we're both wrong." -Percy

"You're being followed!" -Grover

"Junior protector." "Was that really necessary?" -Percy and Grover

"Needless to say, she hates it there...It's hot, he's a weirdo..." -Luke

"Aww! Guys! I can't pee with her watching me!" -Grover

"Those are working class Americans!" -Grover

"(Kisses Medusa's head) Eww...That's nasty..." -Grover

"OK guys, always put the eights and never the tens..." -Grover

"Um, on a cocktail waitress or a showgirl...we should start there!" -Grover

"We're heading to the chapel! We're getting married! Wait, which one did I propose to?" -Grover

"That's how you get out of a casino! That it how your drive!" -Grover

"OK, we won't DIE and come back..." -Grover

"Great, they smell goat..." -Grover

"NO! Stick to the Mick Jagger thing...it works for you!" -Grover


Other Favorite Quotes:

"Do what you want cause those who mind don't matter and those who matter won't mind." -Dr. Suess

"You must be the change you wish to see in the world." -Ghandi

"True love is only for those strong enough to endure it." -Jim Roberts

"The best way out is through." -Robert Frost

"The hardest thing to do is watch someone you love, love someone else." -Author Unknown

"When your in love and can't fall asleep it's because reality is better than dreams." -Dr. Suess

"Nothing's impossible. The word itself says 'I'm possible!'" -Audrey Hepburn


If you are the type of girl who will brake out in laughing at something that happened yesterday Copy and Paste this on your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If NORMAL is the worst word to describe you in the dictionary, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

Don't follow in my footsteps; I run into walls.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

Everything here is eatable. Even me, but that my children is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the heck is drinking my soda."

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.

"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

-Education is important; school however, is another matter

-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

Sometimes I wonder "why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics

Funny Phobias

Arachibutyrophobia: Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth. (PEANUT BUTTER ROCKS)

Alektorophobia: Fear of chickens. (Chickens?)

Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you. (Hahahahahahahahahahahaha:) I love this one!)

Bibliophobia: Fear of books. (How can someone be afraid of BOOKS!)

Cathisophobia: Fear of sitting. (You must be tired)

Dextrophobia: Fear of objects at the right side of the body (That's messed up)

Dipsophobia: Fear of drinking. (Dehydration, here you come)

Euphobia: Fear of hearing good news.

Geliophobia: Fear of laughter.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear of long words. (Ironic)

Mnemophobia: Fear of memories (Hey, remember- Whoops!)

Pantophobia: Fear of everything. (...Wut. How do you even live?)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Chip the Wolf should just go to the supermarket and buy his own cookie crisp instead of trying to steal someone else's, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile

If you think that those kids should just let Lucky have his cereal back, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile

Recent studies show that 70 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 30 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you still need the alphabet to remember the letter's order, copy this to yout profile.

If you've ever tripped down the stairs, add this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, add this to your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile

If there are times where you DO annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into/onto/in your profile/bio.

If you've ever written stuff on your car windows when they're covered in condensation, copy this to your profile

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you really have no idea how this copy and pasting stuff started, but enjoy it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have read every single one of these up to here, award yourself 5 points and copy this somewhere into your profile

If you don't like Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana/Destiny Hope Cyrus/Whatever She's Calling Herself Now, copy and paste this into your profile

If chocolate chip cookies=happiness for you post this on your profile.


"'Let's eat Grandma' or 'Let's eat, Grandma'- Punctuation saves lives."


You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

For all you PJO and HOO fans out there, if you've ever wondered why all children of Athena have blonde hair, but in the illustration of Athena for the PJO graphic novel Athena has black hair, copy and paste this to your profile. (I can't be the only one that noticed, right?)


Only Percabeth can prevent forest fires


List your favorite PJATO/HOO/Both characters in no particular order, 1-12

1.) Annabeth

2.)Percy

3.) Nico

4.) Thalia

5.) Rachel

6.) Artemis

7.) Leo

8.) Apollo

9.) Hestia

10.) Aphrodite

11.) Poseiden

12.) Athena

Have you ever read a six/eleven fic? do you want to? No that would be weird.

Can you recall any fics about nine? No/

Would two and six make a good couple? Why/Why Not? No because Artemis doesn't date.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Five/Nine because Rachel probably rather hang out with Hestia.

What would happen if Seven walked in on two and twelve kissing? Leo would like tell everyone that Percy and Athena were kissing.

Is there anything such as One/Eight stuff? No...

A title and summary for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic: Um... Athena likes Poseidon and he doesn't like her at all. Then Leo comforts Athena??? Called Athena's Doom?

Do any of your friend write/draw eleven? Maybe... Yes xD

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Careful Artemis and Athena are fighting Annabeth is on Athena's side.

When was the last time you read/wrote a fic about five? Recently but she was barely in it.

5 and 12 are in a happy realtionship until 5 dumps 12 for 3. Brokenhearted, 12 has a date with 6, an unhappy breakup with 8, and follows the wise advice of 9 and finds true love with 10. What would you title that story if you made it real? What would the warning be? Crazy Love. WARNING: Do not read. Weird, crazy Rachel and Athena. I should slap some sense into them. This would never ever happen though. (You would hope.)

In memory of...

...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero

...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing very well that she would die

...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends

...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth

...Silena Beauregard, who proved beauty can be heroic

...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success

...Everyone else who died in the Titan War

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Check.

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. Check.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. Check.

You burn food to see if it smells good. Check... sometimes I do!!!

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” Check.

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. Check.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… Check.

You sometimes try to control water. Check.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. Check.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. Check.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
on your God parent. Check.

You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. Check...

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
games. CHECK! I totally made Percy, he's so cute on the Wii.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp shirt. Check! I made a camp half blood T-shirt, I wear it all the time!

You are a PJO character for Halloween. HAHA! Check. I wore my Annabeth costume to school once.

Recite lines randomly from the books. Check.

When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it
was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(all the time!) Check.

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. Check.

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
symbol. Check.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.Check.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events (I always dream about more percabeth fluff!).Check.

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.(guilty) Check.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.(again guilty) Check.

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
studying Greek mythology?!" Check.

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" Check.

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
"JACKSON!" Check.

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. Check.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies . Check, sometimes!

You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate... Check.

Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.

Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.

Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.

Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me I dont want to waste her time!

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. Check.

You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.) Check.

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. Check.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. Check.

You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. Check.

You still think Thuke could happen. Check.

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. Check.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. Check.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. Check.

You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head. CHECK!!!!!!!!!

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and
use it in conversations. Check.

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" Check. I also say, "OMZ!" Which stands for Oh, my ZEUS!

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I
have any expierience) Check.

you go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor.when the dude at the desk looks at you wierd,you announce that your a demigod. Check.

you put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth. Check.

you curse out the gods when something bad happens. Check.

you swear that Percy is real and lives in new york no matter how much you friends say it isnt true. Check.

you watch the show and read the book every chance you get. Check.

you claim that you are a demigod and need to go to camp in new york. Check.

you go to new york and ask for a man named chiron and that you need to go with him. Check.

you look for a latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw greek field days. Check.

you try to find rachel and ask her for a prophecy. CHeck.

everytime a major water storm or earthquake happens you scream at Poseidon. Check.

everytime somthing or someone dies that you are close to, you blame hades. Check.

you talk about them nonstop. CHECK!

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. Check.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. Check.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… Check.

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. Check.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. Check.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. Check.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. Check.

You know Muse is the best singers. (Get it, the Nine Muses?? x) Check.

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. Check.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. Check.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. Check.

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. Check.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. check. I will someday.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" CHeck.

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. Check.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. Check.

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. Check.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. Check.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" Check.

You cried when you finished TLO. Check.

You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth. Check. *PERCABETH*

Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page. Check.

You're in love with a fictional character. Check.

You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO. Check.

You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series (a Yankees cap? :D) Check.

You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood. Check.

You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it. Check.

You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant. CHeck.

You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail. Check.

You know which pages the good parts are on. Check.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. Check. Duh!

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. Check.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is. Check. It's either Apollo or Athena. Or a mixture.

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. Check.

You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework. Check.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. Check. Hahaha!

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. Check.

You start spelling character names out of your spelling words. Check.

You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them. Check.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. Check.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. Check.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. Check.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” Check.

On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. Check.

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. Check.

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room... I have... *counts with fingers* exactly six things relating to PJO.

You know PJO better then most sane people. Check.

You have links to every great PJO site. Check. Want me to list a few? Actually, never mind, it would take too long.

You add things to the list every day. Check.

You know what you would do if you were Percy. Check.

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not. Check.

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future. Check.

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work. Check.

For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood. Not yet, but now I'm going to TRY it! Thanks, GleekPJOFreak!

Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'. Check. They just don't know it yet. But I do... *Evil Laugh*

You are trying to learn Greek. Check. I have a Greek mythology SHELF dedicated to Percy Jackson. Which reminds me, I actually have about 10 things, not 6 things, in my room, relating to PJO.

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. Check.

Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek. Check? No, not really. I don't know any languages.

You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes. (well then i would shriek everytime i saw myself ]) Check.

You have an instant crush on Nico! check.

You just have to research more about greek mythology (Did that. Know almost everything now. :P) Check.

You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT. Check.

You want to learn Latin/Greek. Check. DUH!

You copy/paste this onto your profile. Check.

About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over. Check.

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to. Check. By the way, the quiz results were... Athena.

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO. Check.

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Son (Or daughter if you're a girl) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

You own every single book=) (Including the guide, and the Demigod Files)

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list=)

You call yourself a demigod=)

You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real=)

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO=)

You've called someone you know a satyr.=)

You name your pet fish Clovis

Your Harry Potter obsessed family members think you're a freak because you prefer Percy Jackson(My friends. do they count? if so...) =)

You noticed that in TLO, Rick Riordan wrote Connor in Chapter 3 (I Take a Sneak Peak to my Death) and Conner in Chapter 10 (I Buy Some New Friends)=)

When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuf Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT

You relate a High School Musical song to Apollo (references to the sun). credits to natzzcheshiree

You accidentally call one of your friends a PJO name =) (i called my sisters friends Thalia and Annabeth. their names are stathia and annabelle)

you change the lyrics in LOVE STORY by Taylor Swift from, "Marry me, Juliet" to "Marry me Annabeth" =)*

you try to talk to horses =)*

you try to summon the dead =)*

you try to summon lightning =)*

you try to breathe underwater =)*

you look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement =)*

you check to see if horses have wings before you ride them =)*

You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things

And one thing I would like to add to the list: You are a Percy Jackson freak if you actually took the time to read ALL of this.


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PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain Not that he will listen. He may though.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!
PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down He seems pretty calm now

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already

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20 Percy Jackson Questions

1) Percabeth or Prachel? Percabeth, but I like Rachel just NOT with Percy. GO PERCABETH!

2) Favorite guy character? Um, Percy or Nico.

3) Favorite girl character? Annabeth, Thalia, and Piper(sometimes).

4) Favorite god? Apollo! He's funny!

5) Favorite goddess? Artemis.

6) Zeus, Poseidon, or Hades? Poseidon! Duh!! :D Even though Zeus is like my dad. xD

7) Is Luke hot? Ya.

8) Would you join the hunters? Nah, no offense to Artemis...

9) Archery or sword fighting? Sword fighting! No... Archery! Ugh.

10) Iris Messaging or Hermes Express? Iris messaging.

11) Favorite minor god/goddess? Hm I have a lot(sort of). Hecate, Iris, Nyx, Selene, Hemera, Hebe, Tyche, Harmonia, Ayche, and Morpheus.

12) Favorite book? All of them! You can't possibly expect me to choose just one!

13) Least favorite? THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE THEY ARE ALL WONDERFUL BOOKS. HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT?

14) Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer? Summer probably.

15) Favorite couple? Jasper, Percabeth, and Tratie and don't kill me for shipping Perlia. Oh and I do ship Jeyna and Frazel and Hazel with Leo kinda. (Sorry I hate Thalico, most of the time cause she is a hunter, and Thuke would be cute except Luke is dead!)

16) Are you a demigod? Of course.

17) Who would be your parent? Zeus or Athena or Apollo.(It wasn't my choice! I took a few tests online, and he was my only result! No offense but I don't like my Godly parent... Sorry dad. *storm comes randomly only over my house* )

18) Favorite minor character? Katie Gardener

19) Ethan or Luke? Ethan.

20) Favorite monsters? Minotaur!

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Dear Fanfiction by MajorGodComplex reviews
The demigods write letters to the Fanfiction world to let us know exactly what they think of us. This should be interesting.:: Each chapter is a new note.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 208 - Words: 18,944 - Reviews: 3447 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Jason G.
My Life as a Teenage Olympian God by Tigress Princess reviews
Zeus is tired of all the arguing that takes place in his family.So he decides to turn everyone into teenagers!This smells like drama!Now the Gods are going to have to survive Goode and learn to get along with each other.Can they do it?Full summary inside!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,240 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 7/9/2011
Percy Jackson & The Forgotten Hero by xFullmetalSoulx reviews
A year has passed since the events with Chaos. Elysia is still missing, and all her friends, even her sister, have no memory of her sacrifice. Now, the time comes where they need her once more. Join new and old characters on their journey to find the forgotten hero. *Sequel Percy Jackson & The Case of the Missing Campers*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 85,251 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Percy J.
Cliché Catastrophes by MajorGodComplex reviews
I'm going to butcher, make fun of, exaggerate, and brutally murder all of the clichés that you fellow writers just love, and there is nothing you can do about it. Buckle up, because it's going to be a crazy ride.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 19,880 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
My New Pet Owl by Vivid Tear reviews
Percy's whole world is turned upside down when he has to look after an owl named Minerva. Problem is, all owls hate him with a passion. Will Percy survive, or will the owl win? Final chapter finally done!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,370 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
The 300th Annual Hunger Games: Nobody is Safe by Mathomalogical reviews
When two boys and girls from the Capitol and one boy and girl from District 13 are thrown into the arena as well, these Games are bound to be a success. 30 tributes go in, but only one comes out. This is the Twelfth Quarter Quell. May the odds be ever in your tribute's favour.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,312 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Other tributes
Godly Pets: Rise of the Dark Dreamers by sweet-lovin-zombie reviews
Sequel to Godly Pets. The counselors have been turned into pets by the gods, and now their siblings are madder than ever. Will they start a war? And better yet, how will the counselors take their new status as pets?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012
A Hundred Ways To Say It by Faye C. Marie reviews
...or at least, a hundred words to say it. A collection of 100-word Percabeth drabbles, based on song titles. Chapter 50: Brighter Than The Sun. When they finally escape Tartarus, the light is blinding.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 8,242 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
What Lemony Snicket Forgot to Mention by Beatrice B reviews
Prepare yourselves, ladies and gentlemen, my father only allowed you to view the watered down version of what truly happened. Welcome To The Terrible Tale. Welcome to the truth.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,275 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011
Storm of the Century by Skyclaw reviews
We are the tributes. We can't lose. We can't win either. They tell us to give up. We don't plan on dying, but we don't plan on winning either. Together, we plan to make a storm and crush an empire.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,005 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Other tributes
Fire of Chaos by The Smartie Blondie reviews
Not one of those cliche Chaos stories, I promise. A fic which includes Percy being a God, with Annabeth, and all the struggles they endure. Because, with them, nothing can be easy, can it?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The Argo II by Amelia Letter reviews
Of quests, lip-locks, crazy chicks, lost combs, and newbies. We all know that the Roman Camp and the Greek Camp are meant to eventually coincide, but this is causing issues. Collab: Amelia Letter & HolaitsCiara. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 62,048 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Owlheart by Sylvanna reviews
Two prophecies at one time, each fortelling greater destruction than the last. Can the six sent out on two very different journeys make it back alive?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,788 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 6/3/2011
Twisted Tales by KKandPercy reviews
Ok, for those of you who watched Once a Upon a Time, you'll kind of get what going on. For those of you who don't. Don't turn back now. Keep reading, for you never know how far a fairytale can go.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,272 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011
Demigod Prom! by Hellokittyfreak101 reviews
Ever wondered about prom for demigods? Well if you have,this is the story for you! Join ten couples, through, asking out, getting ready, and to the actual prom! Contains Percabeth, Groviper, Thalico, Tratie, AND MORE!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,298 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Annabeth C., Bianca A. - Complete
26 Kisses by Katie Potatey reviews
An alphabet story of Travis and Katie's kisses. Hiatus.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,435 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Katie G., Travis S.
Godly Pets by sweet-lovin-zombie reviews
What if all the gods had weird pets? What if the made their children take care of them while they went on vaca? And what if the pets all had a special secret? Rated T for language: English! No, jk. I used like 1 bad word and the site got mad. Plz read!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,607 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Complete
May The Best Man Win by Athenagal22 reviews
Percy & Annabeth have always been friends. When Annabeth gets engaged Percy realizes how he really feels about her. The only problem is: Annabeth is getting married to a jerk & Percy's the Best Man. AU & a little OOC. Percabeth & CHB Characters involved!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,486 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Submit Your Own Demigod closed by ArtemisRide reviews
Make a demigod for my new story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011
The Wrath of Calypso by ParabolaOfMystery reviews
When Calypso is released, it turns out she's not as sweet as she seems... A bit of Percabeth. Uses OCs submitted by you guys! Macy, Ian, Jack, and KP.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,953 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
NO NICO, I DON'T! by a-study-in-starkid reviews
Nico wants to know everything.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 6,233 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
Create a Character! by weasleytwins4eva reviews
CLOSED!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Nico A.
Nico and Lily by weasleytwins4eva reviews
A tale of adventure, loss, healing, and love. Lonely Nico finally finds someone to talk to who's alive.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Nico A.
The Dawn Of The End Chp 1 by chicklett16 reviews
Nikki awaits Sadie at the mall for an old friend reunion, But suddenly Sadie can't make it because she is attacked by A flying Elephant. Nikki is no regular mortal, The world lies in Nikki's hands...And with the original crew!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Carter K., Sadie K.
A Chatroom did all this? by BaileeXOXO reviews
A chatroom is what it all. It got Percy and Annabeth on a vacation, Mr. D in trouble, and now long awaited revenge on Aphrodite. But will Percy and Annie actually GET their vaycay? Hilarity ensues.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,872 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The quest by Hyunji Lee reviews
Annabeth cheated and now Percy loves Thalia. Athena is kidnapped and Percy, Thalia, Nico and Annabeth are on a quest, they meet a strange boy, Jake in the way, what happens when Annabeth starts feeling things for Jake and Nico?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,396 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Thalia G., Percy J.
Remembering Sunday by xX9SoftballChick9Xx reviews
"They sound amazing. Where are they now?" "Dead. Luke died that day. Percy and Annabeth died 7 years ago." A new generation of Demi Gods is left to face the universe. But the new generation isn't the only new thing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,106 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Poseidon, Zeus
Son of Neptune by Hyunji Lee reviews
A dangerous quest to save a lost camp, jelousy blooming between Piper and Reyna, loved ones lost and captured, the 7 are the center of these problems. Jason and Percy faces the hardest choice of their lives. Life is never easy for a demigod...DISCONTINUED
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,401 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Reyna, Jason G.
The Hero's of Olympus: Vesta's Daughter by Miette in the Rain reviews
Taking place a few weeks after THE LOST HERO, this story continues the fight against Gaea and sheds some light on what has been happening to Percy while Jason was at Camp Half-Blood when one of Jason's Roman friends shows up.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,241 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010
Jesse Dread: Son of Hades by ILoveLukeC reviews
This is my first fanfic. I hope you guys like it. I don't own PJO, but do own Jesse Dread he's my own creation. Jesse is a new demigod, he comes to his brother Nico, to ask for help to save his best friend. Enjoy! Rated T, just in case..
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,330 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Nico A., Hades - Complete
And We Kissed by Giselle Pink reviews
Because real Mary-Sues just won't DIE. For XxDarknessInsideMexX's MarySueGary contest. FLAMES ARE REQUIRED! ;D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Nico A. - Complete
The Depot by AuroxTheLander reviews
SUBMIT YOUR OWN CHARACTER! summary , regulations, and form inside. rated T beacause thats who its geared toward and possible language. STILL WAY OPEN.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011
Annabeth's hat by Athena Goddess of the Wise reviews
Why is Annabeth's hat a PJO character? Now with Riptide:
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Emily Z., Cerberus - Complete
the best story ever! by The Smartie Blondie reviews
for XxDarknessInsideMexX's contest. Please flame! Warning-Grammar and Spelling mistakes so bad my former Language Arts teachers exploded, and Mary Sueness so bad...it's good.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Its Always About ME! by MissSugarPink reviews
For XxDarknessInsideMexX contest! Flame are required!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Complete
Parodies of PJO by zynaofthenight reviews
Mary-Sues, OOCness, and an author who just feels like poking fun at random characters. A collection of parodies, each written in a different style. Enjoy. :D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,906 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Complete
The son of neptune by Hyunji Lee reviews
Annabeth arrived at Camp Legion. However Percy has a girl he loves. Meanwhile, Reyna is found out to be Jason's girlfriend and Nico falls in love with Hazel Treaser. How will this work out? Please read to find out.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 18,460 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Secrets of the Moon by MissSugarPink reviews
A demigod who should not have been born, a dangerous quest, and some very smart villains...Adventure, Romance, Quests, and more!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,069 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011
Truth or Dare With the Aphrodite Cabin by MajorGodComplex reviews
What happens when Annabeth has a sleepover with the Aphrodite cabin, and they start a game of TorD? Sorry I stink at summaries. Percabeth. Rated T cause I'm paranoid.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Complete
Enter A Demigod! by StollBrothersLover reviews
Create you own charactar! Uhm... well there's not much to it unless your a taco box, so laters!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/12/2011
The Hall of Shame by kaleidoscopeflowers reviews
A parody different from all the others. If you're looking for a cliche collection as a guide how not to write any type of PJO story, just look right here! There's gag-worthy cheesiness, Mary Sues, and a bucket of recycled plotlines!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,394 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Percy J.
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The Lost Love Bow (TLLB) reviews
A group of demigods go on a quest to find Eros's missing love bow. Will they make it on time, or will love be ruined forever? *full plot inside*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2012
Percy Jackson Shorts reviews
It's some random funny short stories about Percy, his gang and the Gods. It's a different story every chapter and tey will all be funny. Rated T just in case. Please read and review. Trust me you'll laugh.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,035 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Percy J., Nico A.
So Perfect! Everyone Loves Me! reviews
For XxDarknessInsideMexX contest! Flames ONLY! Please flame even if you like it! FLAME! :
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Percy J., Nico A.
The Son of Neptune reviews
This is my version of The Son of Neptune. I bet you've heard that a million times. Well, still read it. Its got some puppy love!I f you don't like puppies there will be some kitty love later on. Rated T just in case. Enjoy the story!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2011