CzarnaArcher
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Joined 07-06-11, id: 3050203, Profile Updated: 10-20-12
Author has written 12 stories for Stargate: Atlantis, and Transformers/Beast Wars.

Hi. Due to my constant lack of time, I'll make it quick.

I'm a fan of: Predator, Stargate (SG-1 and SGA), Hellraiser, Discworld, Allien, Mythos, Wiedźmin/The Witcher, Transformers, Jakub Wędrowycz and Mordimer Madderdin (two latest won't tell most of you a thing).

Sex: female.

Age: I'm adult enough to remember late '80's (when there were no internet at all, and no computers in every household).

Why I joined: because I wanted to post a single fan-fiction. And the rest is history.

DIsclaimer: I don't own anything exept my own plots and OC's (possible in the future). Any similarieties to plots of other people is purely accidental.

I'm already on dA, you may find me here: http://czarnaarcher.deviantart.com/ and on Tumbr: http://archer-knows-best.tumblr.com/

I'm also an author of fan-fiction web comic about SGA.

I also made some fan arts of Pred's, Alliens, Cenobites, Nightbreed (only Peloquin), Halloween, Critters, Mythos, Friday the 13-th, Lobo, Puppet Master, Alice in Wonderlans (Burton's), Transformers - all of which you can see in my dA account.

I'm mostly a graphic artist. But I written a story or two in the past, and had my artistic debut in the age of 19.

I'm not a english native speaker, don't have beta (at least not permanent one) . I'm only a human and I do typos, errors and such (especially that I am a dyslectic), my editor can check my spelling, but won't catch everything - it is only a program. So if there are any typos or errors - I'm sorry, you can always tell me and I'll correct them.

And the most important thing: Enjoy (what little is here).

Love - Archer.

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One Human, One Spark by Whozawhatcha reviews
What would have happened if Bulkhead DID die? Wheeljack learns hard lessons about taking care of his new human friend, and maybe likes her spunk at times . . . But what happens when a plan for revenge is hatched? Getting tangled up with a femme and the importance of memories making you who you are. War stories, detonations, protoform sleepovers, Wheeljack/Arcee, Bulkhead, Miko.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 68 - Words: 372,778 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Arcee, Wheeljack, Miko N.
Sick and Twisted Affair by Mistress Megatron reviews
Miko wanted his attention. Megatron wanted to see just how fearless she was. After sneaking through the ground bridge, Miko is unable to find the Autobots. She goes off in search of them, but finds someone else instead. Now that she's captured the Decepticon leader's attention, will she ever be able to escape?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,092 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Miko N., Megatron
That's the real punishment by Darth Krande reviews
Megatron decided that the DJD has to wash Blot. Dirtiest job ever.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Tarn, Helex, Blot, Tesarus - Complete
Exile by Zapwing reviews
Beaten and injured, an ill-tempered and shattered Soundwave would like nothing more than to be left alone. A certain human girl, on the other hand, has different ideas. . . Set after 'Triage'. Rated T for cursing and some violence.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,307 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Soundwave, Miko N.
Strict Machines by JenKristo reviews
Optimus Prime was a leader, and leadership suffused his very being. KA-R1-302 was a Vehicon miner who lived for the end of each workday. An Energon raid, a snap decision, and their lives would alter forever. Despite the overwhelming odds, their crossing paths lead to something that neither could have anticipated.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,771 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Optimus Prime, Vehicons
Fate is a Cruel Mistress by brohne reviews
June Darby faces her worst fears in the aftermath of the Autobot's defeat. She and Wheeljack must save the gravely injured Prime while staying one step ahead of Megatron. Rated T for violence and language
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,468 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - June D., Optimus Prime - Complete
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My Old Man reviews
Set in my personal Prime timeline established in Beauty of the Beast. Jack and Megatron do their best to get along for June's sake. And when Jack gets into a fight at school Megatron decides that the teenager lacks a mechly (or manly) servo (or hand) in his young life. (For those who think it sound cheesy - read IDW's RiD and MTMTE seres). Also, sorry for taking this long.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23 - [Megatron, June D.] Jack D. - Complete
My Supergirl reviews
Shockwave knows how Shadowplay works, it "deleted" all of his emotions and redirected his Spark's feelings and urges so he can't read them but he can detect them. He knows but he doesn't feel. And then out of the blue, his spark reacted to Arcee in most illogical way. Rated T for now, may go up.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,689 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 1/5 - [Arcee, Shockwave] - Complete
Generation Lost in Space reviews
Optimus Prime finds himself missing his dear Elita-1. Elita-1 decides to call her beloved Optimus. Optimus Prime and Elita-1 sweetness one-shot (because I can and I find this pairing to be adorable and somewhat canon).
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Optimus Prime, Elita One] - Complete
Love you again reviews
Miko and Bumblebee get a little scared but luckily there's June Darby to save the day. Remember - don't like it, don't read it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Bumblebee, Miko N.] June D. - Complete
Hammerhead reviews
Continuation of the plot started in Beauty of the Beast (so you may want to read that first), this time not focused on June and Megatron - it's been few weeks since Megatron returned june and Optimus was rescued by Agent Fowler, now Optimus is recovering and Megatron tries to forget little organic femme when old enemy returns. Rated M for future chapters.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 131,174 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - [Megatron, June D.] Optimus Prime, OC - Complete
Date Pains reviews
Bumblebee decides to ask Miko out. Simple story with simple date. Connected to my "Impression of Miko" and "Beauty of the Beast" (but the last one is not evident here).
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,528 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Bumblebee, Miko N. - Complete
Worshiper
Billy needs a worshiper to help him with his baby son but he gains more than he thought, This is also availible on dA where it's one chapter story. The second chapter is contest entry but here it will be published as two chapter story.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Published: 2/9/2013
Beauty of the Beast - alt Queen of the Night chapter reviews
Alternative "Queen of the Night" chapter for my "Beauty of the Beast" story - for all smut enthusiasts. This version is censored accurdingly to policy, but there is an address where you can find full version, just add my tumblr address before the 'post' (it's availible on my profile). My first smut, enjoy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,712 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/2/2013 - June D., Megatron - Complete
Beauty of the Beast reviews
Set just after the season 2 finale. Megatron captures June and have a chat with her, while William Fowler is retrieving two fallen autobots: Wheeljack and Optimus Prime; under Decepticons' very olfactory receptors. Will he make it, is Optimus still alive? Will June survive her "chat" with Megatron? Will there be any purple griffins? Not a smut, but the rating may go up.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,295 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - June D., Megatron - Complete
Impressions of Miko reviews
Miko Nakadai is a girl with character, can't deny that. But just how exactely others see her? Check out yourself just what Autobots and Decepticons think of Miss Nakadai. Obviously Miko love 3 Rated T just to be safe. First done, second will be uploaded next week (hopefully). Read and enjoy, reviews welcomed, but I accept only constructive critique.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,821 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Miko N. - Complete
Kwestia Ojcostwa
Tag do mojego fan-komiksu, dzieje się w przyszłości. Czteroletni Torren chce dowiedzieć się czegoś o swoim biologicznym ojcu. Polska wersja "Daddy Issue".
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - Polish - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Torren J. E. - Complete
Daddy Issue reviews
A web comic tag, future fic. Little, four year old Torren wants to know more about his biological father. If you want to know story background, you must read my web comic on dA adress in my profile . Warnings: none, but it wasn't beta-ed.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Torren J. E.