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Joined 12-05-02, id: 305106, Profile Updated: 02-15-12
Author has written 7 stories for Ranma, Inuyasha, and Legend of Zelda.

Wow! You're actually reading my bio! ;_; I'm so...happy...someone actually acknowledged my existence... I just read the logo, "Unleash your imagination and free your soul" and I only have one thing to say to that: If these fics are the result of my imagination, I feel really sorry for my soul. So anyways, my bio. For someone who cares. I don't know why this setting is on here, no one cares. But anyway, I am...different. My hair is a huge, blonde, poof. I'm a 14 year old girl, and I like anime. Don't you dare say I'm young, for I will be forced to kill you. My friends are as weird as I am, if not weirder. (evil, sadistic, hilarious, etc.)So if I ever take FOREVER to update one of my fics, blame it on them, because it's most likely their fault. Oh yeah, I'm obsessed with Mousse and I have a cat named Fievel. He rules. QUOTES: "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by." - Douglas Adams. "Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world." - Dave Barry. The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot. Although I never forgot it, I never quite memorized it, either. So what I am left with is the memory of having learned something very wise that I can't quite remember. "I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died." --Steven Wright . Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions. As you slide down the banister of life, may your butt collect many splinters Duct tape is like the force, it has a light and dark side, and it binds the universe together Anybody here who believes in telekinesis, raise my hand. I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. Did you ever start hittin' a guy with a big club for no reason? Just walk up to him and start beatin' him over the head with a big, heavy club? It's great, isn't it? Friends don't let friends be stupid alone, they do it together! THE END OF THE QUOTES AND NOW, BUMPER STICKERS Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it! This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron. This truck has been in 15 accidents...and hasn't lost one yet.. Humpty-Dumpty was pushed! Faster than a speeding ticket. FOLLOW THAT CAR, GODZILLIA -- AND STEP ON IT ! This car is constipated: hasn't passed a thing all day! Adults are just kids with money. T.G.I.F Thank God I'm Female. You are right where you belong, behind me! Proud mother of a delinquent child! You are driving to close I can see your bald spot. YES this is my truck, NO I won't help you move! If you can read this you are too close.. High beams were made to piss people off! If your stupid and you know it honk your horn. I hate bumper stickers! There are two kinds of drivers; those who make dust & those who eat it.. On the other have different fingers! Keep honking, I am reloading!. Never eat more than you can lift. Your lucky number is 32345543423225. Watch for it everywhere. Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together. If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it. Look out! Behind you! A nuclear war can ruin your whole day . END OF BUMPER STICKERS My hair got straightened. Grrrrrr. Curse you parents. I can't wait till I'm 18, I'm going to grow my hair to my butt and leave it a poof. Ha. Take that, parents. (aka "slave drivers" ) I saw one of the pages of my mom's infamous "devotional" lying open on her bed. It read, "If your child misbehaves, do not be afraid to inflict a suitable amount of pain." Whoever writes these things is definitely NOT sane and should be dismembered. Forgive the stupid humor of my stories. All attempts to be serious have failed. The quote that best describes me: I live in my own world, but it's okay...they know me here.

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Reprisal by katz reviews
Ranma A/U. A young Mousse is driven to the brink of insanity by the betrayal of the village Elders and barely escapes with his life. Driven by revenge he returns, and all but one are dead by his hand. The last is in a place called Nerima...
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,515 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 4/3/2001 - Mousse
Dancing in the Dark by Shadow Knight2 reviews
What if Akane and Mousse paired up to get the ultimate revenge not evil to get back at Ranma and Shampoo? Pure chaos. . . and fluff. Chapter 12 is up
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,790 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/9/2006 - Published: 4/19/2003 - Ranma, Akane
Yuka's day out by Aqua Rosewater reviews
The life of someone on the outside of the wrecking crew looking in, and the chaos that she slips into. Please, Please, Please Review! Is it good? Bad? Talk to me!
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,240 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/8/2005 - Published: 2/19/2003 - Mousse
Broken by Shadow Knight2 reviews
RA:What happens when Akane and Ranma express their feelings..when Ranma is drugged by Shampoo? Akane doesn't take this too well. Let's just's a bit devestating for her. CHAPTER 17 IS UP! THANK YOU 4 those who reviewed or just read the story .
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,865 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/22/2005 - Published: 10/4/2002 - Ranma, Akane
One Last Chance by rhuobhe26 reviews
A dying Ranma makes a wish that gives him the chance to make things right in his life, revisions underway and new chapters soon to follow.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 115,825 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/14/2005 - Published: 11/17/2002
FY Trip to Six Flags by dragoon811 reviews
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,604 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/16/2004 - Published: 1/28/2003
When I Thought I'd Lost You by cyancat reviews
Mousse and Shampoo fic. Life is still the same in Nerima. Then suddenly Mousse collapses and Shampoo starts to realize what she really felt for him.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,277 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/14/2004 - Published: 3/11/2003
Juunishi Rouge by TnM aka Touya no miko reviews
Yuki is a penniless writer and Tohru is a courtesan in Tokyo.What happens when the two fall in love?Will the duke Akito stand in their way?Crossover of the Moulin Rouge.Yukiru.Warning:OCCness.R&R
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,903 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/11/2004 - Published: 1/13/2004
Are You Hot? by RisingSun13 reviews
The Search for the Sexiest Ranma Characters. The ultimate competition between the characters of Ranma 1/2, as they enter TV's newest reality show to discern the truth.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,956 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/14/2003 - Published: 2/21/2003
A Remorseful Eternity by Yume Tenshi2 reviews
It's always hard to deal with the loss of a friend, especially if you witnessed their death. Ranma's silence is to much for Akane... but is the death of his friend the only thing bothering Ranma? ..Sequel to Best Friends.. CHAPTER TWO REWRITTEN!
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,504 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/21/2003 - Published: 10/13/2002
It WAS a Normal day at JCpennys by Kitsune Arashi reviews
Tomo is working in the make up section of JCPennys, but when he finds out the seishi have come, he knows theres going to be BIG trouble. Whats mits doing in the underwear sec and tas in the bra sec.? R/R
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 5/12/2003 - Published: 8/30/2002
Dominance by Yamchas Big Pants reviews
After another plan spoiled by the duck-boy, Shampoo has to face some realities about Mousse, and question the role of the Amazon male, does she really want a dominant man?
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,870 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/24/2003 - Shampoo, Mousse - Complete
The Lord of the Curses by Fangorn reviews
Ranma 1/2 and LotR fusion - Ranma's crew does LotR! Can Kho Lon the Grey guide Ryouga to the Cracks of Doom? Will Ranma reclaim the throne of Arnor and Gondor?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,788 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/17/2003 - Published: 3/7/2003
28 Days by Torenza reviews
Complete Kikyo's a nurse, Miroku's a surgeon (the hands on sort), Inuyasha's a doctor, Sango's the peskiest patient in the world and Shippo is a kid who 'doesn't talk', and kagome has 28 days to live. And this is a humour fic?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,065 - Reviews: 2182 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 2/18/2003 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Complete
Ranma Dies Many Deaths by Dancing Imp reviews
Just a mindless little parody of all those 'Ranma dies to gain superpower' stories
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2003
Urusei Yatsura: Behind the Anime by andyjay18 reviews
Urusei Yatsura as you've never seen it before, including all the drug problems, affairs, and arrests behind the scenes.
Urusei Yatsura - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/22/2002 - Published: 9/12/2002
Kiss from a Duck by Yamchas Big Pants reviews
Shampoo's hasty actions almost result in the dishonourable death of Akane...How will her feelings change towards Mousse, the only one who believes in her. "It has been decreed that you are to be executed by stoning." Dun dun dun!
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,821 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2002 - Mousse, Shampoo - Complete
Ghosts of Heroes by Ryo-Wolf reviews
Ranma, Ryoga, and Mousse left to china in search of a cure. After 5 years, they still haven't come back. oneshot
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2002 - Complete
Mousse's Grand Plan by Incurable Romantic reviews
Mousse comes up with yet another plan to win Shampoo, but will this one backfire with unexpected consequences?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,452 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/15/2002 - Published: 4/24/2002
Who Wants to be a Millionaire? Not Me! by AnubisFearie reviews
What happens when all the Ranma cast appear to be on some kind of drug and host a game show? Who will survive Ranma's onslaught of chickens and beans? Why is Mousse in a tree? The answers shall be found here! ^_~
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/3/2002
The Inu Yasha Wassup! by Kota Magic reviews
Somebody had to do itmight as well be me! Inu Yasha and the others parody the famous beer commercial.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/24/2002 - Complete
Switched! by Link and Luigi reviews
What if Ranma, Mousse, Shampoo and Ryoga went on a freak carnival ride and all of their curses got switched around?! Um...that's what this story is about!! YAY!!
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,217 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/9/2001
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Piggy's Choice reviews
P-chan wanders the streets late at night and crosses paths with Shampoo, who has a few secrets to share...RyogaxShampoo With long Author's Note at the beginning; meant to inspire, feel free to skip Please review!
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Ryoga, Shampoo - Complete
The Great GoKart race! reviews
Everyone in Nerima is bored. Really really bored. So they all decide to go go-karting! The realChapter 4 is up!
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2003 - Published: 3/24/2003
ZELDA: The Ocarina of timeand stuff reviews
My 9 year old brother wrote this fic and wanted me to post it for him. I thought it was cute. Basically, it's just following the storyline of the first. Then it gets weird. Hehehe.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/21/2003
Who you gonna call? reviews
Not these guys! Ranma, Ryoga, and Mousse get high on Stay Puft Marshmellows and think they're ghostbusters.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/25/2003
Lather, rinse, repeat! reviews
Everything in Nerima is running as smoothly as possible. Smoothly, that is, until a new Amazon arrives, desperate to kill Shampoo and win Mousse's love! And she can't even speak Japanese! *COMPLETED*
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,498 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/30/2003 - Published: 1/22/2003 - Complete
A walk through the forest reviews
Sesshomarou POV. Another one of my stupid little short fics. ^_^
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/16/2003
Words cannot convey the stupidness of this fic reviews
A very retarded story about Akane. PG because it's so stupid it's frightening. And I know I had this fic up before, but now I fixed it! ^_^
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/21/2003
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