Author has written 7 stories for Ranma, Inuyasha, and Legend of Zelda.
Wow! You're actually reading my bio! ;_; I'm so...happy...someone actually acknowledged my existence... I just read the fanfiction.net logo, "Unleash your imagination and free your soul" and I only have one thing to say to that: If these fics are the result of my imagination, I feel really sorry for my soul. So anyways, my bio. For someone who cares. I don't know why this setting is on here, no one cares. But anyway, I am...different. My hair is a huge, blonde, poof. I'm a 14 year old girl, and I like anime. Don't you dare say I'm young, for I will be forced to kill you. My friends are as weird as I am, if not weirder. (evil, sadistic, hilarious, etc.)So if I ever take FOREVER to update one of my fics, blame it on them, because it's most likely their fault. Oh yeah, I'm obsessed with Mousse and I have a cat named Fievel. He rules. QUOTES: "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by." - Douglas Adams. "Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world." - Dave Barry. The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot. Although I never forgot it, I never quite memorized it, either. So what I am left with is the memory of having learned something very wise that I can't quite remember. "I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died." --Steven Wright . Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions. As you slide down the banister of life, may your butt collect many splinters Duct tape is like the force, it has a light and dark side, and it binds the universe together Anybody here who believes in telekinesis, raise my hand. I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. Did you ever start hittin' a guy with a big club for no reason? Just walk up to him and start beatin' him over the head with a big, heavy club? It's great, isn't it? Friends don't let friends be stupid alone, they do it together! THE END OF THE QUOTES AND NOW, BUMPER STICKERS Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it! This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron. This truck has been in 15 accidents...and hasn't lost one yet.. Humpty-Dumpty was pushed! Faster than a speeding ticket. FOLLOW THAT CAR, GODZILLIA -- AND STEP ON IT ! This car is constipated: hasn't passed a thing all day! Adults are just kids with money. T.G.I.F Thank God I'm Female. You are right where you belong, behind me! Proud mother of a delinquent child! You are driving to close I can see your bald spot. YES this is my truck, NO I won't help you move! If you can read this you are too close.. High beams were made to piss people off! If your stupid and you know it honk your horn. I hate bumper stickers! There are two kinds of drivers; those who make dust & those who eat it.. On the other hand...you have different fingers! Keep honking, I am reloading!. Never eat more than you can lift. Your lucky number is 32345543423225. Watch for it everywhere. Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together. If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it. Look out! Behind you! A nuclear war can ruin your whole day . END OF BUMPER STICKERS My hair got straightened. Grrrrrr. Curse you parents. I can't wait till I'm 18, I'm going to grow my hair to my butt and leave it a poof. Ha. Take that, parents. (aka "slave drivers" ) I saw one of the pages of my mom's infamous "devotional" lying open on her bed. It read, "If your child misbehaves, do not be afraid to inflict a suitable amount of pain." Whoever writes these things is definitely NOT sane and should be dismembered. Forgive the stupid humor of my stories. All attempts to be serious have failed. The quote that best describes me: I live in my own world, but it's okay...they know me here.