Troumvirate
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Joined 07-06-11, id: 3051641, Profile Updated: 01-06-18
Author has written 25 stories for Kim Possible, and RWBY.

The critics have spoken of Troumvirate's work.

wlfmanjack raves:
"Absolutely nothing redeemable what so ever."

Detective Dupin cheers:
"it's indead a masterpiece, a masterpiece of shit."

The NakedFlame acclaims:
"this is bad. nothing I could say could help upi improve. just a simple bad is enough to suffice."

Bumblingbeees celebrates:
"I've already fallen for your masterfully laid trap."

Lunarias salutes:
"I genuinely hate you for this fic it is just no."

Mindless Violence Fan commends:
"I read it. I can't unread it. God, I wish I could."

Mister Dim approves:
"Immensely unpleasant!I hated this!"

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Ruby Does the Tide Pod Challenge reviews
"Hey, Oscar? This isn't gonna be easy, but the fact that you're even trying says a lot about you. You're braver than you think."
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Yang X.L. - Complete
Jaune's Penis Can Cure Lesbians reviews
A late entry for Freezerburn Week or whatever. Even though it isn't Freezerburn, it still works since the point of it was to shit all over Bumblebee. Don't lie. People are just finally being woken up to the fact that Blake is a shitty character, and the only people who like Bumblebee are lesbians who want to be able to identify with Yang, and don't care which girl she's with.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,851 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 12/1/2017 - [Jaune A., Yang X.L., Ilia A., Emerald S.]
Blood and Semen - The Ruptured Testicle Chronicles reviews
FUCKING NORMAL FAGS! GET THE FUCK OFF MY RWBY! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/10 - Yang X.L., Jaune A., Neptune V. - Complete
The Time Jaune Accidentally Got Nora Pregnant reviews
Because I love Nora's Arc.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/26 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N., L. Ren, Nora V. - Complete
Yang Xiao Long is a Registered Sex Offender reviews
Yang did nothing wrong! Junior's a bad guy! Yang's a good guy! How dare you!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 2/22 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Yang X.L., Jaune A.
Taiyang, Coco and the Clitdick Calamity reviews
It's International Women's Day in Remnant, and Glynda isn't happy. Then again she's never happy. What's her appeal? Will she be missed from the show? Probably not.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 9/12/2017 - [Taiyang X.L., Coco A.] Glynda G.
Ruby! You're Not Annie-May! reviews
I don't know.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 12/31/2017 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Ozpin, Qrow B. - Complete
Oz and Oscar reviews
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rose Garden. The relationship is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of RWBY most of the romance will go over a typical viewer's head. There is also Ruby's optimistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterization - her personal philosophy draws heavily from Monty Oum's motto, for instance.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 12/4/2017 - [Ruby R., Oscar P.] Ozpin - Complete
Jaune Arc is a Faggot (like the bundle of sticks) reviews
It's another fabulous day at Beacon Academy as Jaune prepares to plunge balls deep into initiation.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Family/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 8/10/2017 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Jaune A.
Is Hazel Retarded? reviews
Like, oh em gee! Totes spoilers! For like, RWBY Volume 5 Chapter 12! Spoilerific! Spoiltastic! Anyway, yeah. Is Hazel retarded? Or is making stupid and brain dead decisions just normal for the people of Remnant? Like standing still talking in a fight. Or turning your back on an opponent in a fight. Or trying to summon over and over and over and over and over again.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 1/6 - Ozpin, Hazel R., Oscar P. - Complete
Is Blake Retarded? reviews
Serious question here. Spoilers for volume 5 chapter 9.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 12/9/2017 - Blake B., Sun W., Ghira B. - Complete
Blake v Board of Education reviews
RWBY is an American anime-style web series and media franchise created by Monty Oum for Rooster Teeth. The show is set in the fictional world of Remnant, where young people train to become Huntsmen and Huntresses to protect their world from the creatures of Grimm.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 8/1/2017 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.]
Arkos is Gay (as in happy) reviews
Remember when the word "gay" used to mean "happy"? I'm taking it back. Just like I'm taking the word "faggot" back. It's not right that these perfectly good and reasonable words have to mean something that's not politically correct to say. Kind of like the color pink. Pink used to just be a lightish red. A manly color associated with passion.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Western/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 12/3/2017 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.]
A Drunken Marriage Fan Fic Drunken Marriage reviews
I don't even know what to say anymore. Honestly usually I'm sitting on the toilet on my phone when I write shit like this. Oh HAHAHA I MADE A YANG PUN! Toilet! Shit! Not this time though. What do you even say in a summary of something like this? I'm sure you searched for Jaune and found this. Now you want to know if he's going to bang any of the female characters.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 8/15/2017 - Jaune A.
The Show Kim Possible Encourages Pedophilia reviews
KIGO. Kim and Shego discover their true feelings for each other one night, but how will Kim's parents react? KIGO. Entered as part of Capwn's "Darker Than the Average Story" contest. KIGO. KIGO! Did I mention that this is KIGO?
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/28/2016 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Disappearing Romance reviews
When both Ron and Shego mysteriously disappear from Kim's life she is left wondering/wandering what to do. But what happens when they both return?
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Kim P., Ron S., Shego
Ron Stoppable Is An Evil Rapist reviews
Because why not? Half of the fanbase already thinks this anyway.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Ron S., Bonnie R. - Complete
People Like KimRon Stories That Have No Substance reviews
I suck at summaries please read and review anyway even though I'm not a good enough writer to think of a summary for my own story.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Ron S., Kim P. - Complete
Amnesia Unlocks Secret Romantic Feelings reviews
Kim, Ron, Shego and Dr. Drakken all get amnesia and learn a lot of new things about each other. And then they develop feelings for each other, which is what you do when you get amnesia. It's a great way to avoid character development.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Ron Stoppable and the Three Christmas Prostitutes reviews
It's not much of a wonderful life for Ron Stoppable. He needs a little help from an old friend to show him how truly blessed he is. Entered in the Snow Daze Holiday contest.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Ron S., Kim P. - Complete
The Lotus Exhume reviews
This is the story that is about Ron going to Japan and fulfilling his destiny.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Ron S., Yori
Kim And Ron's Wedding Gives Readers Diabetes reviews
It's time to celebrate the sweetest and most beloved thing in the entire Kim Possible fandom. Kim and Ron's wedding.
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Kim P., Ron S.
Kim Is A Closet Lesbian And So Is Shego reviews
Kim and Shego finally admit their true feelings for each other one day at Drakken's lair. Warning: sex and nudity.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Kim P., Shego
Kim Stoppable Gets Kidnapped But Ron Saves The Day reviews
Ron has to save Kim from all of the villains in the show it's kind of like that Batman movie from the 60s except no one gets turned into powder. OR DO THEY? Read to find out.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
Real Love reviews
Ron finds his true loves and Kim is stupid.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Ron S., Bonnie R. - Complete