Rostand
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Joined 12-17-00, id: 30520
Author has written 37 stories for Digimon, Gundam Wing/AC, Xanth, StarTrek: Enterprise, Harry Potter, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, X-Men: The Movie, Babylon 5, CSI, Naruto, Stargate: SG-1, StarTrek: Other, Star Wars, X-overs, and 6teen.

Failte a-rithist!

Right. So. Bio. Never been good at these things - too many scientific connotations. I'm an arts students to the core. Well, okay, there's a tiny part of me that still really enjoys isolating the value of 'x'. I am currently a first-year Celtic Studies major at St. Francis Xavier University in Alba Nuadh - Nova Scotia - learning Gaidhlig - Scots Gaelic - and taking Storytime With Seumas - I mean Celtic Literature - and generally being very involved in the LGBT and various campus societies. I'm an active roleplayer at Fandom High.

Oh, I'm also a total geek. Nerd. Both, really. I get all fangirl-squeey over random things and people like Peter DeLuise and Ted Cole. I love to write, but have gradually been drifting away from fanfiction. My current major fandoms are Stargate SG-1, Babylon 5, and the 80s cop show 21 Jump Street. I have to get my message out there: Try it, you'll like it.

My current favourite words are 'whoremodding', 'wee', 'sneachd', and 'instamatically'. If you haven't noticed, I have a tendency to drop into pigden Gaidhlig. The language eats your brain. But again: Try it, you'll like it.

Chi mi sibh!

Rostand

Crappy Poem Theater by Cherry Blossom reviews
It's Back. It's Bold. It's...really, really hentai. D.H. Lawrence is next on the chopping block for our CPTers after a long hiatus. TURTLE POWER!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,700 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/29/2003 - Published: 11/16/2000
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Empty Victory reviews
After Camulus is surrendered to Ba'al in 'Zero Hour', he is treated to Tall, Dark, and Twisted's particular brand of hospitality. But there is one concession Ba'al can't wring from the defeated former System Lord.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
In Sangria Veritas reviews
Jude gets dumped again, Jonesy gets fired again, so the obvious solution is to have some sangria and watch Wyatt play the Green Room. The fun starts the next morning.
6teen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
Heir Apparent reviews
Draco is not pleased with the role that fate has assigned him. With the help of Neville, he tries to change his lines.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,954 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Immortal's Mexistache reviews
Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Voldemort, Duncan MacLeod, Methos, Sam Fugiwara, Hawkeye Pierce, Doug Penhall, and the Las Vegas crime lab get caught up the investigating of a strange rash of murders. Cowritten by Maddieandenise.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2006
Moebius Secrets reviews
An episode tag for 'Moebius' hence, spoilers for said episode. Some require more adjusting than others.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2005 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill
Vader's Personal Secretary reviews
She's ruthless, efficient, stylish, evil - she's Darth Vader's personal secretary.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Darth Vader
It Takes All Types reviews
Dealing with life after Jean. Preslash, hopefully developing soon into full-blown slash. Rogue gets disowned, then adopted, and there's a dangerous new activist group out for mutant blood. New chapter added! We're back and slashier than ever!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,100 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 4/8/2004 - Wolverine, Cyclops
Ride of the Valkyrie reviews
Here's Rostand, weighing in with her own ship and her own crew. Meet the crew of the U.S.S. Freyja, Akira-class heavy cruiser, ship of the wall. They have adventures. Shoot things. Make friends. Get sick. Get stranded. But most of all, they entertain. You
StarTrek: Other - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,979 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2005
Who Would You Be? reviews
The Usual Suspects bond over poker. Just a short little piece based on the George Canyon song 'Who Would You Be' Lyrics would be included if a copy of them existed anywhere.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/4/2005
I've Got QBabe reviews
The NX-01 has a visitor from everyone's favourite omnipotent conglomerate. Explosions and ridiculously short skirts ensue as the crew tries to deal with their strange new passenger. More to follow!
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/4/2005 - Published: 1/8/2004
Ginn
Written as a commission, staring the commissioner's OC, a shinobi named Ginn, an old flame of Kakashi's who finally returns from her mission abroad.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,510 - Published: 5/4/2005
Hockey Night in P3X 712 reviews
Jack finds out that hockey, like math and music, is truly universal.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/4/2005
Nothing to Something reviews
Ah, alcohol. The lubricant of love. Greg and Warrick get tanked and do some "make bonding".
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2005
Mine reviews
Garibaldi's stalking Lennier. Lennier is tolerating it.
Babylon 5 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/4/2005
Strictly Ballroom reviews
Heero's getting married, so Duo and Wufei gird themselves for the reception by taking ballroom dancing lessons. Things are revealed.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,995 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Duo M., Wufei C.
Immediate Post Prandial Upper Abdominal Distension reviews
Warning: Icky girl stuff discussed. Hoshi gets her 'monthly visitor', and Q decides to share the love. A fic for every girl or woman who ever suffered the Cramps From Hell. Now reader-friendly format!
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2004 - H. Sato
Comin' Down the Plains reviews
An historical AU set on the high seas, with action, adventure, and a boatload of drunken Canuck pirates. There's laughter! Chills! Thrills! 'Fei in tight white pants! Heero being a prick! Come one, come all!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,822 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Wufei C., Duo M.
Trapped in the Digiworld reviews
A Sorato begun many, many moons ago. The first chapter was my first fic, so go gently. Two new chapters!
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,990 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 1/2/2004 - Published: 12/20/2000
Once More With Kauri? reviews
How the ending of the musical episode should have gone!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2/2004
One Tin Soldier reviews
A songfic set to the old camp standby 'One Tin Soldier'. Imagine a series of images, scarily appropriate.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/28/2003
Paths and Partings reviews
Not much of anything, really. My vision of life in the seventh year and beyond, written post-GoF and pre-OotP. Harry loves Ron, Ron loves Harry, Draco loves Harry, Hermione loves Victor. That sort of thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,935 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Harry P., Ron W.
Glory Hog reviews
A 'North Star'-inspired ficlet, in which Archer finally clues in that he is, in fact, a gloryhog.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2003 - J. Archer
Wufei's Ghost reviews
Meiran comes back to haunt the living. Why did I write this? I don't know. Blame the bunny.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,661 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Wufei C., Meilan C.
Bound in Leather reviews
A look at the 'Perfect Soldier' mask and what caused it. Short fic based on a story in, of all things, a religion textbook. Not an S&M fic, the title refers to being bound between leather covers - as in, a book.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Heero Y., Duo M.
Raggle Taggle Gypsy reviews
A songfic based around the Irish Descendents' traditional 'Raggle Taggle Gypsy'. Rashid isn't too pleased when the circus comes to town and his boss goes missing . . .
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Quatre W., Trowa B./No-Name
Mea Culpa, Mea Culpa, Mea Maxima Culpa reviews
Just my little rendition of what would happen after that incident with the frozen princess chick and Trip. Warning, dirty overture and this is slash!
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/24/2003 - M. Reed, C. Tucker
A Contest Entry reviews
What happens when Kauri is supposed to be doing homework, instead watches Moulin Rouge, and has a Society For Helping Wufei Get Some deadline coming up. Plus chocolate and caffeine.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/24/2003
A Love Story in HMajor reviews
Look! I'm still alive, and back with this fluffy little romance involving some inept thugs, one Preventer, one junk-yard owner, and one MIA pilot. Enjoy!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Hilde S., Wufei C.
A Matter of Theology reviews
A lil shonen-ai bit I dreamed up during a boring theology class. UWfei and Duo get snowbound with the rest of the ganag, and things come to a head, then Wufei finds out that Duo's a much more devout Christian than any of them thought. Just a silly little
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,991 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13/2002
Forever or Love, Intrigue, and Bad Cafeteria Food reviews
A 5x1 shonen-ai fic that takes place in a school bearing a startling resemblance to my own. Really cheesy.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,442 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12/22/2001
Puppetmaster reviews
A little AU I cooked up for The Society For Helping Wufei Get Some. Wufei and Heero are opposing mob bosses making a move for Quatre's business. I don't know what I was on when I came up with this.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,920 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/22/2001
Attack of the Chibis!!!! reviews
The title says it all. Gore and violence and dying!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,059 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3/25/2001
School Daze reviews
Ekaurii and Midori dump the G-boys in the most terryifing setting ever - SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!! Be afraid, be VERY afraid.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3/10/2001 - Published: 2/25/2001
Heero's in a Half-Shell reviews
An experiment of Duo's goes horribly wrong...
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2/6/2001
Strut Your Stuff, Duo! reviews
The Gundam pilots enter an OZ-sponsored beauty contest. Vote for the cutest!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,569 - Reviews: 87 - Updated: 1/31/2001 - Published: 12/23/2000
Duo and the Amazing Techincolor Gundam reviews
This is what happens when Gundam Wing meets Andrew Lloyd Webber. *shudder* scary...
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1/28/2001
Chyn Centaur's Talent reviews
My very first Xanth fic. About a centaur (no duh) and a quest. There's more coming! Please RR!
Xanth - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/3/2001