Ron Weasley's Cutie
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Joined 12-17-00, id: 30524
Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter.
I find that, when faced with the Incredibly Depressing/Irritating/Complex Problems of Today That Cause Much Anxiety, it is best to simply look them in the eye, say cow, and then hop off cackling manically for they know not what you are giggling at.

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Ron Weasley's Cutie

Ron's Insanely Obsessed Fans H-hey! The HTML...it...NOOOO! Godzeeeela! *runs away*

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Psychic Dark Lord Hotline reviews
This was done for an ACHOO challenge! Involves a can of SPAM named Bob, Cowboy Jim and Cowboy Sue, and, of course, Voldie Woldie. Rather high PG, but you know how these things go.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/30/2001
Three Gryffindors in King Arthur's Court reviews
*REVISED EDITION* Yep, that's right. Our favorite Gryffindors have been transported back into the times of Merlin, Arthur...and Jeniva. Yeehaw!...Read, review, or just skip over this and go to the next story, whatever you prefer. Chapter 7 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,806 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/7/2001 - Published: 11/25/2001
Head of Hogwarts Castle reviews
THAT'S RIGHT! ANOTHER PARODY TO A BNL SONG! Hee hee...this time its Voldie Woldie and his followers singing a pardoy to 'King of Bedside Manor' after they defeat Dumbledore and take over Hogwarts. Has some Monty Python lines in it. Nyah. =P*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8/10/2001
Year 5 reviews
This is a parody to BNL's song 'Grade 9' which takes place in the Gryffindor common room. Interested yet? No? Darn it!!!!! Flames will be added to the summer heat. Yup.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6/2/2001
Hot Shots reviews
Yep, this, well, was a series that was going to be based on METMA challenges, but I only had the inspiration for two chapters. Ah, the humanity of it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,643 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/28/2001 - Published: 3/15/2001
Look On The Bright Side, Harry reviews
Rated PG-13 for one cussword (you can never be too sure!) Anyways, in this fic Ron and Hermione sing 'Always look on the bright side of life' to Harry! It's a Monty Python song. Don't ask. I was hyper when I wrote this. It's funny. Yeah.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/12/2001
Voldemort Visits A Psychiatrist reviews
Voldemort Visits a Psychiatrist, Voldemort's Stay at a Loony Bin, and Voldemort Has a Nervous Breakdown are all in here. Have fun, ye English pigdog! ^_^
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/6/2001 - Published: 12/29/2000
The Fish and Chips Reaction... reviews
Sometimes, it's best to just run away from my METMA challenge entries...this one has little snippets from or inspired by Monty Python's Flying Circus and Monty Python's And Now For Something Completely Different, a-HEE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 1/24/2001
I Wish For... reviews
Another METMA challenge entry. Wishes, however, do not abound ^^
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 1/16/2001
And This Little Piggy Ran All The Way Home reviews
Looking for a METMA challenge with hardly any plot? Well, you've come to the right place...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2001
Never Wear Green Underwear reviews
Voldemort gives some valuable advice to those going underwear shopping...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/29/2000
The Graduation Ball reviews
Eh. I'm fighting the urge to delete this, but...if you want a cliche R/Hr romance that'll make you go 'SQUEE!', then look here. Just so you're forewarned. Actually, it's not THAT bad, but you know how these things are.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2000 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Cast Aways reviews
Just something my strange little mind came up with after a bout of writer's block. Enjoy! ...Or not, whichever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12/28/2000