cailin na gealai
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Joined 07-07-11, id: 3054293, Profile Updated: 12-30-12
Author has written 11 stories for Shakespeare, Les Misérables, Harry Potter, Sherlock, Battlestar Galactica: 2003, Wicked, and Glee.

Hello, I'm cailin na gealai, which translates from Gaelic as "girl of the moon". I was previously on this site as Lorem Lunae, but I like this name much better.

I'm a sci-fi/fantasy nerd, a Shakespeare addict, and an avid writer.

Fanfiction is the nerdiest thing I've done to date. (Unless listening to trock is nerdier, I haven't decided.)

My vocabulary is vast and my sights are set high.

I'm a self-proclaimed nerd, wielding knitting needles as my weapons. (When the Zombie Apocalypse occurs, knitting needles will be valued weapons. Yeah, that's why I have so many.)

I write a lot. It's cathartic.

I do a lot of acting. When I turned eight or nine, my friends decided they were too old to play pretend. I refused to give it up, and found my way to the nearest community theater. I haven't willingly left since.

Shakespeare is bloody amazing. I'd say Macbeth is my favorite, with A Midsummer Night's Dream as a close second.

I tend to buck the trend. I'm often the fish that swims the other way.

I've got lots of favorite writers:

William Shakespeare, Eoin Colfer, J.K. Rowling, Tolkien, Neil Gaiman, Orson Scott Card, Madeleine L'Engle, and Suzanne Collins, just to name a few.

I watch far too much British television and thus have severe crushes on Matt Smith, David Tennant, and Benedict Cumberbatch. I do love my skinny British boys...

I'm a Christian, but don't hold that against me :) I'm not aggressive about it.


A word on pairings.

I generally ship anything canon, with a few notable exceptions:

Harry Potter: Luna/Fred, Luna/Neville, Snape/Lily, Scorpius/Rose, Scorpius/Albus Severus

Les Miserables: Eponine/Enjolras, Eponine/Montparnasse

Hunger Games: Katniss/Gale (Peeta sucks!), Cinna/Portia

Artemis Fowl: Trouble/Holly (I absolutely hate Artemis/Holly)

Battlestar Galactica: Lee/Kara, Roslin/Adama (squee!)

Doctor Who: I get way too fangirl over River/11, and of course I love the Ponds!

Sherlock: John/Sherlock. Forever. Also, Molly needs to date someone who isn't psychopathic.

Avatar The Last Airbender: Zuko/Katara, Aang/Katara, Sokka/Yue (so sad!), and a bit of Toph/Aang


By Order of the The Official Time Lord Registry,

Let it be known that on September 7, two thousand and eleven,

Cailin na Gealai gazed upon the Untempered Schism and saw time in all its infinite possibilities and eternity and went mad.

Her chosen name is The Singer, for her understanding of the universe's infinite harmony.

So it was chosen and so it shall be,

The order is stamped with the Seal of the Time Lords.

http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/The_Official_Time_Lord_Registry/88918/


Carpe diem!

cailin na gealai

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Litany by lazarov reviews
Sirius and Remus try their best to understand, to keep things under control. Warnings for eating disorders, self harm, crumbling relationships.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,763 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Bleeding Clown by parselslyth reviews
Harry receives a diary from Dumbledore but when he writes in it, he receives an unexpected response. Who is this correspondent? Abused!Harry rescued from Dursleys, Mentor!Snape. Warnings: swearing, self harm, drug abuse, references to child abuse and rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 65,136 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 1,582 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Road to Recovery by Snakequeen-in-Norway reviews
Pre-TLG/Non-TLG compliant. Basically me obsessing over TAC & wanting to know what happens as Arty recovers, so this is my take on it. Picks up right after the last scene of TAC. I'm a sap & a drama queen but there is a plot. T as of Chap 14. Eventual A/H, but the romance really isn't the main focus, hence it not being 1 of the genres. Cover art courtesy of ArtyDanna on deviantart.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 142,299 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Synonyms by FlopsyOllie reviews
"How many ways can you say 'self destruction'" An ongoing story about the girls of Glee with minimal Mercedes unfortunately, suffering with different issues. Slightly AU - heavy angst.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 67,133 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F., Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
One In Four by Swing Girl At Heart reviews
When Blaine finds out that Kurt's not being entirely honest with him about who he is, things go to hell in a handbasket pretty damn quickly. Things in Kurt's head were never as simple as they seemed. TRIGGER HEAVY. NOW COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 96 - Words: 254,335 - Reviews: 2053 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Minutiae: Or 156 Things I Know About You by Atlin Merrick reviews
Here in no particular order: Little truths and tiny facts John and Sherlock have learned about one another over the years. All chapters stand alone. Humor/Slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 85,894 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 1/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Red Paintings on a Porcelain Canvas by rhosymedre4 reviews
So this is a Dean/Cas story. It takes place in a high school AU. It involves a depressed, self-harming Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,275 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Dean W., Castiel
Shadows on the Concrete by TheRedHairedSleepingBeauty reviews
Klaine AU. Kurt isn't a member of the New Directions and thus has never met Blaine or the Warblers. Kurt is a loner, and heavily depressed and his senior year is total crap so far. But Blaine just may be the one person who can save him from his self destructive nature. WARNING: SELF- HARM AND TALK OF SUICIDE IN FUTURE CHAPTERS.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,370 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Midnight Blue Serenity by BeautifulFiction reviews
When Sherlock infiltrates a club in order to track down a serial killer, his altered appearance is enough to make John question his assumption that Sherlock is beyond his reach. However, is he the only one who appreciates his flatmate's charms, or is Sherlock at risk of becoming the next victim? Eventual John/Sherlock. Case fic. (Warning: reviews may contain spoilers)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,703 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Go the Distance by kenner reviews
When everything seems to go wrong at the end of his fourth year at Hogwarts, Severus finds himself in a place he wouldn't have expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 157,178 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Severus S., Alastor M.
Careful Quantities of Chaos by bluecharlotte reviews
"Messes were what happened when things got out of control, and Sam was a master of control." After Mystery Spot, it gets worse. He tries to hide it, but Dean is Dean, and secrets are hard to keep. OCD!hurt!Sam, protective!worried!Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
A Patrol Changes Everything by Chereche reviews
On patrol, Albus stumbles across an injured student. The effects of that night changes not only his life, but also the lives of Harry Potter and Severus Snape. However, are these changes for the better or the worse?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 237,903 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
this is how we keep on breathing by Luna Maria Boulevardes reviews
It wasn't a problem, it was coping; it wasn't trauma, it was just his past. Then Korra tries to touch him and all of Mako's carefully constructed walls fall down, leaving him exposed to all the things he was trying so hard to pretend never happened, all the secrets he would not tell Bolin. Makorra, Bosami. Cutting, child prostitution.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,137 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Korra, Mako
Poison and Wine by Keitorin Asthore reviews
AU. When Kurt Hummel's father died unexpectedly from a heart attack, he never thought he would have to turn to stripping to stay afloat. It was only supposed to be temporary. He never thought he would meet a starry-eyed prep school boy who would fall in love with him. But Blaine doesn't know anything about the real person behind the dancer. Klaine. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,308 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
To Build A Home by Blissfully Different reviews
Between the cases that made their name, there were the moments that made them a family. Bits and pieces from the first five years of cohabitation on Baker Street.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,215 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
You Have Something I'm Looking For by Christina's Inferno reviews
A familiar trip for Tony brings some of Bruce's old foes to light. Warning: slash, torture/rape.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,735 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Saving My Face by KismetJeska reviews
Every time Dean kisses Castiel, Cas lets him forget. Destiel, based on a Tumblr headcanon post.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Dance Mom by mrssosostris reviews
The story of how a duckling became a swan. A transformation from leather gloves to satin ribbons, small town US to metropolitan UK. Dancing, ballet, and London written by a Londoner. My take on Dancer!Blaine and Dancer!Kurt.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,682 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Try, Try Again by bluecharlotte reviews
Five times Tony thought Bruce might've been considering suicide and the one time he definitely was. Post-movie.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,295 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
Where Do I Go From Here? by The Ivory Raven reviews
After a difficult summer, Harry returns to Hogwarts and keeps his homelife a secret. But the new DADA professor leaves him with an even bigger secret to hide. How will he cope, and what does Snape have to do with it all? Warning:abuse, cutting, depression
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,553 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 1,543 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Sing Me Down Your Lullaby by Luna Maria Boulevardes reviews
IN REVISION ON HIATUS UNTIL 12/31/12 "She's safe now and it's all over. She can bend. Amon is dead. So why is she still so scared?" The One-Week War may have ended, but Korra still has battles to fight. Along with her friends and family, she struggles against a new enemy - her own mind. Eating disorders. Sequel/Companion to "Oh the City Lights". Bosami, Makorra.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,992 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Korra, Mako
Torn Apart Inside by CheekyBrunette reviews
Blaine knew he was filthy and dirty, but he always had been... Now that he was old enough, he didn't really see the point in hiding it anymore. Kurt Hummel couldn't think he was more wrong. Warnings: Abuse, prostitution, AU, self-harm
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,208 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
A Desert Blessing, An Ocean Curse by too many stars to count reviews
Without cases to help him sort what's useful and what can be discarded Sherlock is left observing everything, regardless of if he wants to or not. John just wants to help Sherlock however he can. Established S/J with appearance by Lestrade.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Crux by KismetJeska reviews
'It is something of a cliché that people seem smaller or more vulnerable in hospital beds, but it's one that's alarmingly true'. Johnlock, angst-fest, sequel to 'Aftermath'.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,562 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Harry's Birthday Wish by Fawkes1725 reviews
Since his parents demise at the hands of Voldemort Harry has lived a life no child should have to at the hands of the Dursleys. Every year he has made this same wish on his birthday. Will his wish finally come true? Snape/Harry mentor fic. Rated for abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 264,830 - Reviews: 1660 - Favs: 1,728 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Tears of a Time Lord by Avada Cait-davra reviews
After hearing the Doctor scream late one night, Donna finds herself in his room learning things about him she never imaged. Mentions of past self harm.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/13/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
New Girl in Town by shaddowdaisy reviews
The new girl in town is off to a rough start after transferring to WMHS, but the Glee club reaches out to her. Warning contains self harm, child abuse
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,894 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Brittany P., Blaine A.
Aftermath by KismetJeska reviews
'This most recent piece of research confirms his hypothesis: every item of clothing John owns is long-sleeved.'
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
To Kill an Engine by Mind Holds The Key reviews
How does one kill an engine? You turn it off, obviously. Or let it run until it dies on its own. ONESHOT ANGST DRABBLES touching the subjects of SELF HARM, DRUG/ALCOHOL ABUSE, EATING DISORDERS & PTSD- mostly concerning Sherlock. Triggering. Angst. T or M?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,892 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Lovely Lady by Swing Girl At Heart reviews
Running from a horrific incident at McKinley, Quinn disappears into New York as the police try to hunt her down. Expect the Unexpected.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,382 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Quinn F.
Desperate Measures by Ace of Gallifrey reviews
Enjolras's father is trying to control his son, and he's finally found a way: forcing a marriage. Needless to say, Enjolras is not happy about this and takes matters into his own hands, creating a whole new set of problems along the way. ExE
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,906 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Eponine, Enjolras
Scar Tissue by Sandrine Shaw reviews
Montparnasse has come to the conclusion that the boy is insane. Maybe that's what happens when you watch all your friends die. Marius/Montparnasse
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Montparnasse, Marius Pontmercy - Complete
Greater Love Lies Further Deep by too many stars to count reviews
Sometimes Sirius doesn't know if he does stupid things because he really, truly, hates himself or because he desperately wants proof that somebody cares about him enough to make him stop. R/S Please be sure to read the warnings listed inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,316 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Of Pranks and Nargles by linksofmemories reviews
fanfic100 challenge for Fred/Luna. Fruna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 101 - Words: 132,591 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Fred W., Luna L. - Complete
Opening Old Wounds by TaylaG reviews
Harry's finally living his fairytale ending but his life is quickly turned upside down by the arrival of a distant relative. Empathizing with her childhood, Harry is determined to help but invisible barriers separate him from his goal. Abuse fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,216 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Lovely, Lonely Boy by ArtsyChick reviews
She had felt dead inside for so long, as if her husband had beat the very life out of her. But his smile was bright and his eyes even brighter that, for a moment, she forgot to be sad. The other side of "Because You Need It"-how Mrs. Hudson met Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock H. - Complete
Of Comparisons and Harry Potter by Swing Girl At Heart reviews
A comment from Rachel sparks a massive debate between the Glee clubbers, as documented by Facebook. Minor Twilight bashing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,261 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Complete
An Impossible Child by colsamcarter reviews
"An Impossible Child, River - we're having An Impossible Child..." River/11 pregnancy fic based on Alex Kingston's spoiler "Is is just The Doctor's cot? Basically, how many babies have been in the cot..." ABANDONED
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,090 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Tale as Old as Time by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Fred went into a coma after the Battle. He was unconscious for days, and when he woke up he believed in a world that didn't exist. One that will forever change his and Hermione's life. "If he says something barmy you want us to go with it?" "Precisely!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,307 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Long Cool Man in a Black Cloak by wandlorean reviews
Severus Snape always liked black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
He Jests at Scars That Never Felt a Wound by Sidney Sussex reviews
TRIGGER WARNING for self-harm. Sherlock, Lestrade and conversations that can only take place in the dark. Pre-John. Rated for trigger.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
One Less Heart to Break by jetsfanforlyfe reviews
Five times Blaine Anderson contemplated suicide, and one time Kurt Hummel found him before he could succeed. TRIGGER WARNING: SUICIDAL THOUGHTS AND ACTIONS, SELF HARM
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,242 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Torn Apart World by Shoonasasi reviews
A summer trapped with Snape seemed the ultimate torture, but when Harry begins to trust his enemy, a terrible betrayal sends him spiraling into desperation. Will he have the strength to survive? AU/not canon. Mentions abuse. Takes place after 2nd year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 149,026 - Reviews: 1430 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Stand By Me by Ace of Gallifrey reviews
Alternate EoT ending. Ten's regeneration, I accept. Ten regenerating alone, afraid, and filled with regret? That, I refuse to accept. Therefore, this. Donna and her Spaceman have one last adventure... or not? Oneshot, may be a prequel to a longer story.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/20/2010 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Of Sticks, Duels and Notes by 00Verisimilitude00 reviews
A list of notes passed by the Marauders during a particularly boring lecture... with a twist. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Complete
Scars by Luna Maria Boulevardes reviews
"Maybe next you to feel like doing that, we could, I don't know, talk. Or something." Zuko has scars. Sokka has questions.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Les Misérables: Abbreviated Edition by crazybeagle reviews
Les Misérables, ultra-condensed and shamelessly parodied. Mwahaha.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Complete
Drinking Tactics for Nine Hundred Year Old Minors by riversrunthroughme reviews
“This is ridiculous,” said the Doctor at last, disbelievingly. “I’m nine-hundred and three years old. I shouldn’t be carded.” The adventures of Sally Sparrow and Eleven. Response to Jess L'Rynn's April Challenge II lulz!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2009 - 11th Doctor
The Anatomy of a Bromance by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 85 - Published: 8/11/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 4,907 - Follows: 392 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Emptiness and Razor Blades by Captains Shadow reviews
Sam has a secret of the selfdistructive kind. When everything falls apart, can Dean pull him out of the never ending black hole? WARNING: Self Harm
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,648 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Greek Tragedies by Ms Trillbatin reviews
Sam knows Dean won't fufill his promise, so there's only one option left for him... rating for self harm. Tag for PLAYTHINGS.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Mother of Invention by The White Lily reviews
[AF] How does a criminal genius cope with doing time in a fairy jail? Warning: Suicidal references and a creepy relationship. 12LH Insanity
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Complete
Getting Through the Night by CrysWimmer reviews
Theoretical Spoiler Warning: First Episode Based. How does a person get to sleep after taking a handful of stimulants? LeeKara - as usual!
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2004
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pity this busy monster, manunkind
A Quinn angst ficlet interspersed with e.e. cummings' poem "pity this busy monster, manunkind". Trigger warnings for suicidal thoughts and self-loathing. Set in Season 1 through the car crash.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Quinn F. - Complete
Pressure reviews
Blaine is under enormous pressure to be the best; he's obsessed with becoming McKinley's valedictorian. The intense drive to always be perfect is slowly driving Blaine to insanity. Will Kurt be there to pick up the pieces? Trigger warnings: non-explicit self-harm, anxiety disorders, panic attacks. Established Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Big reviews
Lauren suffers from a chronic condition that causes her weight gain. The story of her life with PCOS. A little bit of Puck/Lauren thrown in at the end.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Lauren Z., Puck - Complete
red on green reviews
Elphaba has always loved the pretty patterns of red on her ugly green skin. Strictly musicalverse. Rated M for graphic depictions of self-harm, and some mild sexuality and language. Elphaba/Fiyero.
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Repercussions reviews
Dark Eponine/Montparnasse oneshot. What if 'Parnasse was sent to retrieve Eponine after she ruined the attack on Rue Plumet? What if Montparnasse was really, really scary and somewhat sociopathic? Oh wait, he is. "One little scream, and you'll regret it for a year..." VERY dark, heavy T. Songfic to Adele's overplayed but excellent song Rolling in the Deep.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Eponine, Montparnasse - Complete
the mother and the father of a dwindling humanity
A short Roslin/Adama drabble. Set during Season 3, but no major spoilers.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/20/2012 - W. Adama, L. Roslin - Complete
Split reviews
A short musing on the fragmented state of Sherlock's mind. Happy New Year, everyone!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Embrace reviews
Rose hates to be hugged. Four times Scorpius gives Rose a hug, and one time Rose hugs him back. Rose/Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Under the Apple Tree reviews
Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy, one summer's day, under an apple tree. They're finally friends, not enemies, but Scorpius wants to be something more. Rose isn't so sure. One-shot of Rose's first kiss. Scorp/Rose
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Climb reviews
A free-verse poem about Eponine's thoughts as she is climbing the barricade.
Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Eponine - Complete
A War of Wills
Kate, the Shrew, meets Petruchio, the man who will tame her. One-shot. Basically a type-up of my character notes for Act 2, Scene 1. Rated T for Shakespeare's dirty jokes. Read and review please!
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Complete