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Joined 07-07-11, id: 3054347, Profile Updated: 03-08-16
Author has written 3 stories for Sailor Moon, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Harry Potter.

Hi Everyone! I joined Fanfiction at 7/10/2011

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HOLY CRAP IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I HAVE BEEN ON HERE PEOPLE I AM SO SORRY FOR ALL OF THE THINGS I HAVE DONE TO YOU

My birthday is January 10th.

My favorite season is winter

My favorite pairings in TMNT x SM Crossovers are Leo x Usagi, Ami x Don, Rei x Raphael, and Mina(ko) x Mikelangelo

No flames on my stories, please. Just point out the mistakes.

Favorite Turtle: Leo

Favorite Scout: Serena

What to Do During an Exam

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

9. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

10. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continues with the exam.

11. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

12. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly.

13. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.)

14. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. (I would never do that)

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, and then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Act spazzy

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

34. Fake a heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!” rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. if your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

42. Dress like the professor.

43. Cross-Dress.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

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Monster Magic for Boneheads by ExcessCougar96 reviews
Little Harry Potter finds a book on magic. When he reads it, he finds out more than he asked for, as well as a possible true family.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Undertale - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,388 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 5/21 - Harry P., Frisk, Sans, Flowey
Reincarnation by Dixie C Jones reviews
"Oh oh oh! I haven't seen someone like you in a while! And there's two of you! Thats new! Good luck finding the others! GRYFFINDOR!" He was Harry Potter, but he was also Ling Yao... oh, and Greed is there too. Now he has to deal with getting his friends memories back along with defeating Voldemort. It can't be harder then Father, could it? Canon pairings and shipteases.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,855 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Edward E., Ling Y.
Tuxedo Harry by Benneducci reviews
How can a single Patronus, cast by a wizard so young he shouldn't be able to cast one at all, be powerful enough to drive off a hundred Dementors? A theory takes Harry on a journey halfway around the world. Post-3rd year, no pairings yet, Sailor Moon English DIC dub.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 183,456 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 2/13/2014
A Sorcerer's Skill by Literature work reviews
Sequel to A Sorcerer's Science. Edward is sent back to Hogwarts with his country in complete chaos. Edward was having a hard time surviving the year, but now the school is packed with the Triwizard Tournament approaching. With Skeeter and Dragons on the loose, Edward finds that he probably bitten off more than he could chew. Reviews are welcome and story status updates on profile.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 271,174 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Arthur W., Rita S., Edward E., Jean H.
Ice Prince Alchemist by 9foxgrl reviews
The story behind 'The General's Son'. Zephyrus Armstrong and his friends enter the Wizarding world after the Promised Day to face new dangers stemming from the past. Not all is what it seems as the these young Alchemists discover the origin of the first Philosopher's stone. Will the Wizards be able to deal with the Ice Prince and his fellow Alchemists?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 40 - Words: 196,867 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 7/8/2012 - [Olivier A., Miles] Harry P.
The Alchemy Teacher by Tash the Traumatized Teapot reviews
In which Ed goes off to teach alchemy at Hogwarts. Set after FMA Brotherhood. Ed still have his automail arm and alchemy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,789 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 10/7/2015 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Harry P., Remus L., Alphonse E., Edward E.
The First Horcrux by Delusional Musings reviews
Second in my Evanna Potter series. After a hectic first year, Evanna Potter is ready to settle down for her second year at Hogwarts ... if her overprotective aunt will let her attend, that is. But she hasn't counted on a misguided house-elf, another dramatic Hallowe'en, a thoroughly useless Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher and a creepy diary. [AU: Fem!Harry, ON HIATUS]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,616 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Tracey D.
Alchemic Wizardry by SevenBlazingSkies reviews
Amestris has finally taken notice of the Wizarding World. Ed is sent as an Amestrian representative, but what happens when he gets involved with the Order of the Pheonix, and gets accepted to Hogwarts? Will he be able to keep his cover? How long until his old enemies find him again? Rated T for Edward. TEMPORARY HIATUS.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,700 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Harry P., Edward E.
A Werewolf's Cub by Child of Music and Dreams reviews
What if Harry grew up in the Wizarding world. What if, instead of living with the Dursleys, Harry was adopted by Remus Lupin after the events on Halloween of 1981. CURRENTLY ON HIATUS DUE TO A SEVERE CASE OF WRITER'S BLOCK!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 30,309 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Remus L.
The Life and Times of Harry A Potter by Dov5e reviews
Edward Elric finds himself an a strange new land, one filled with magic. With the sudden rescue of a baby, Ed takes on the role of parent to young Harry Potter. ( AU in which Ed raised Harry ) PLEASE READ
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,053 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Harry P., Edward E.
Nowhere is Safe by xHitanTenshi reviews
Forced to leave Amestris for their own safety, the Elric Brothers are placed under the protection of the Order of the Phoenix. But, are they truly safe in the Wizarding World? Can Ed avoid getting caught up in another war... and on the wrong side of it? OoTP and FMA mangaverse. T for violence, language, and frightening descriptions.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 194,573 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Edward E.
Bodyguards Never Sleep by Assassinating reviews
Apparently, Edward is not old enough to skip school. And not legal enough to murder his higher ups for assigning him to a bodyguard mission. For Malfoy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 64,530 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 8/27/2012
The Girl That Can't Be Touched DiscontinuedBeing Rewritten by Plague's Vengeance reviews
Izora Hallowell is a pureblood that suffers from a rare form of psychometry. She's managed to avoid attention for the past five years. As she enters her sixth year, her only desire is to go unnoticed but four boys will make it impossible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 78,935 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Remus L., OC - Complete
Alchemy and Wizardry by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Edward and Alphonse get letters before they attempt Human Transmutation. They decide to take a chance and learn magic before they bring their mother back. How will Hogwarts survive when Harry is adopted into the Elric family?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,317 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Edward E.
Wands of Alchemy by Kame-tan reviews
Ed is sent to Hogwarts to help the DADA teacher purge the school of "rebellious" students and teachers; however, can Ed stay true to his mission or will he end up on the side of the people he is supposed to be arresting? T rating.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,325 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 5/15/2009
Edward Elric at Hogwarts! Book 2 by Elvira Rayne reviews
What happens when Roy Mustang gets nonstop letters to Edward Elric about entering Hogwarts of Witchcraft and Wizardry? Edward Elric goes to Hogwarts! With the help of Edward, will the golden trio be able to figure out the Chamber of Secrets? And what about Alphonse and Winry? You guys will probably hate me for this but...::Hiatus::
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,003 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Harry P., Edward E.
The Dream Seekers by frozenteardrop13 reviews
Harry has always wondered why Remus was so understanding about his life with the Dursleys. When he finds out, he vows to go back in time to fix Remus's childhood. Canon pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,630 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Harry P., Remus L.
The Muggles' Niece by Delusional Musings reviews
First in my Evanna Potter series. It's Lily Evanna Potter's first year at Hogwarts, and things are getting interesting. For starters, Evanna is Sorted into Slytherin while her cousin is a Gryffindor, there's a troll loose in the castle on Hallowe'en, somebody's possibly trying to kill her ... Yes, this will be one strange year. [AU: Fem!Harry, Loving!Dursleys, among others]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,361 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
A Fresh Perspective by dr4g0ngrl reviews
De-aged!Merlin, Caring!Arthur, Caring!Knights, Reveal!Fic. If that doesn't say it all, Merlin is turned into a child by ex-druids bent on raising "Emrys" to be their weapon to free magic. Plot is actually just an excuse to write Merlin-as-a-kid fluff. SPOILERS for S4. Set during S4, after episode #whatever, when Elyan is ... you know.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,562 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 2,642 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Merlin - Complete
The Connected by Bloody Phantom reviews
Years ago a connection was formed between a werewolf and a boy. And with that connection the werewolf may just save the young boy's life in later years. Harry/Remus Bonding. Harry is six years old.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,487 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
When Life Gets Hard by patronusmagic reviews
Complete. Due to be revised. Harry has been feeling ill all summer. He returns to Hogwarts for his third year where it only gets worse. Then one day he collapses in transfiguration and a shock diagnosis is revealed. Can his friends and a certain chocolate loving werewolf help him to get through it? Just to be safe I don't own the photo that accompanies this story! Sequel is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 63,737 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Catch Me by DarkxSonata reviews
"Sorry but I'm a lot harder to catch then that." Jenna, an eighteen year old who runs her mothers bridal shop in New York City has her life changed forever after meeting four mutant turtals and their mutant father. LeoxOC.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,814 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Leonardo
The Evil Eye Alchemist by Sorakage Sama reviews
A fusion with Fullmetal Alchemist. What if Harry Potter wasn't raised by the Dursleys? What if he was a part of the Elric Family? This story develops rather slowly, I hope you enjoy it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 127,162 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Harry P.
Cerulean Silver vs Amber Gold by hikaranko reviews
Edward Elric has been put on his stupidest assignment yet: babysitting. Everyone else calls it undercover work. To Ed, it's babysitting. But there's more to this assignment than what's on file... FMAHP crossover, DxHr. please review! Chapter 41 FINALLY UP. CURRENTLY BEING REPOSTED WITH EDITS TO AO3
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 41 - Words: 263,155 - Reviews: 2071 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 1,371 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M., Alphonse E., Edward E.
Unexpected Gift by dondena reviews
Leo wakes up and finds himself knocked up. 2k3 verse.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 49,998 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Leonardo - Complete
Harry, In Slytherin by Harpygirl24 reviews
Harry Potter gets sorted into Slytherin and finds this house very difficult. Of course that won’t stop him from finally meeting Voldemort and also finding out that not all Slytherins are evil. Includes a somewhat nice Snape, and evil Draco, an anti-social
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 122 - Words: 143,812 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 2/25/2009 - OC, Harry P.
Full Metal Magic? by Sil'vinya reviews
Ed is sent on a new mission, under the direct orders of Colonel Mustang. The two of them are to travel to Britain to aid in apprehending a dangerous criminal. Mustang is to work with the local ministry where Ed is to work undercover at a..? Magic school?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 99,709 - Reviews: 1433 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Harry P., Edward E.
The Lion, the Cat and the Turtles by Hyaroo reviews
An unlikely crossover! Leonardo inexplicably finds himself in Narnia at the time of king Rilian, and to get him back home his family must seek the only person left in our world who might still know how to get there... the aged Susan Pevensie.
Crossover - Ninja Turtles & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,443 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Leonardo, Susan Pevensie
Book One: The Alchemist by Mystic Dragon reviews
Eight year old Harry Potter finds himself rescued from the abusive Dursley family and sent to live with his Aunt Trisha and her boys. But will Harry and Edward be able to find a cure for Al when an unparalleled evil is running around at Hogwarts?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 96,702 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Harry P., Edward E. - Complete
Before the Dawn by Chaotic Inverse reviews
The sacrifice Lily made wasn't love but Alchemy. Now fifteen years later Harry Potter is suffering from a past life, as someone named Alphonse. Can Alchemy help him reveal the secrets behind these memories?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,225 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Alphonse E.
Reversed by TintedElements reviews
At the end of the first anime, Ed is sent back to London. But he's a kid again and through a twist of fate gets involved with the wizarding world. Will the alchemist help save wizarding Britain? Will he find a way to return to his home and true family? Written by Autzulfrost.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 162,206 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
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The Two Twins reviews
Serena is 10, turning 11, in this story. Serena had just found out she's a moon princess, and finds out she's going to Hogwarts. She finds out Albus Dumbledore left her with a family that wasn't hers. She finds out there's a three headed dog. And, to top it all off, she finds out she has a twin. Could this year get any weirder? Rated K for slight language.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,710 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 4/21/2013
Sailor Starlight's Point of View reviews
This is what I think the Starlight's Point of Views would be when the Starlights and Inner Senshi realize each other's identities. Possibly 2nd chapter with Senshi's PoV's, but not known for sure.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Complete
The Dream reviews
Just a daydream I had while listening to Troy and Gabriella sing Could I Have This Dance
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Leonardo - Complete