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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter, and Naruto.
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I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 175,522 - Reviews: 2545 - Favs: 3,581 - Follows: 4,184 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.]
Revenge of the Wizard by Darth Marrs reviews
A Harry Potter cursed with immortality must not only survive the raping of Earth by monsters far more powerful than any humanity has encountered, but he must rise to save it, and in the process exact one wizard's revenge against the Galactic Empire.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,739 - Reviews: 2682 - Favs: 3,184 - Follows: 3,717 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 12/23/2014
Tempest of the Fae by D.Mentor reviews
A basic rule of time, it will fight change. Harry, Hermione and Luna return to stop Voldemort thanks to the last of the fae. But they are not alone and time will not bend to their will easily. They will fight, they will prank and they will not be controlled. Dumbledore, Ron, Molly and Ginny bashing. Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 193,068 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 2,287 - Follows: 3,272 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Harry and the Pirates by Technomad reviews
Harry Potter grew up in Roanapur, with his loving Aunt Petunia, his best friend/cousin Dudley, and the woman they all worked for, Balalaika! Until the day a mysterious visitor arrived with news that would change both boys' lives forever...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 131,285 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Harry P., Balalaika
Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,812 - Reviews: 4917 - Favs: 6,972 - Follows: 7,605 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.
You're my Density by robst reviews
Just Suppose Harry hadn't heeded his godfather's advice, and actually lost his temper at his trial? Time travel fic and title is 'Back to the Future' joke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 113,085 - Reviews: 3562 - Favs: 3,158 - Follows: 4,217 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 2/9 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Wild Horse Chase by turbomagnus reviews
A collection of my Ranma 1/2 shorts, drabbles and snippets. Characters, situations and pairings may vary, but Ranma/Nabiki will likely feature prominently.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 61 - Words: 45,577 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 1/15/2014
Death's Design, Fate's Plan by Illiandyandra reviews
My take on Reptillia 28's Challenge from Portkey, Really hope no one minds. Harry dies well before his time and is sent back to clean up the mess he left behind. This will be an Adult Story, contains Bashing and Character Death. Cleaning up the first/third person & tense changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,116 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 1,930 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,313 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 1/14 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Pencils down Death rays up by Vaunt reviews
This is it. No one listened to Shepard, and the Reapers invade Earth. But since this is an old World of Darkness crossover, invading Earth is a pretty dumb move.
Crossover - World of Darkness & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,925 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 4/3/2014
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,415 - Reviews: 2806 - Favs: 5,943 - Follows: 7,016 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Second Chances by andrewjameswilliams reviews
AU Fic. When the SDF-3 is destroyed by the Haydonites Admiral Rick Hunter and others are sent back in time to change history and the outcome of the Robotech Wars.
Robotech/Macross - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,977 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Rick/Hikaru, Roy, Lisa/Misa
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,908 - Reviews: 5162 - Favs: 8,131 - Follows: 8,896 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world doesn't stand a chance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,543 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 5/23 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H.
Cold blood by DerLaCroix reviews
Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 229,156 - Reviews: 2797 - Favs: 4,081 - Follows: 5,376 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Dawn of the Tok'ra by arturus reviews
Meet Dawn Summers, teenager, pan-dimensional key and host. Life on the Hellmouth was pretty weird but it was normality city compared to what she's facing now.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,632 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 10/26/2014
A Protector's Pride by NeoRyu777 reviews
What if Ichigo had handled his Inner Hollow problem like he had everything else thrown his way? Instead of running from it, he faced it head-on? Rated M for future graphic scenes.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 83 - Words: 561,726 - Reviews: 5231 - Favs: 5,437 - Follows: 4,695 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ichigo K.
A Few Good Friends by Izzyaro reviews
Bruce is used to waking up alone after a visit from the Other Guy.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/24 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
A MODern Man by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,557 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P.
The Wizard of Harrenhal by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Master of Death, Harry Potter, wakes one cold spring morning in Westeros. He has no idea why he's there - or how he'll get back. Harry always had bad luck, but a lot of persistence. He'll need it. Winter is Coming.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 50,333 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 1,978 - Follows: 1,539 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 5/17 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
A Good Teacher by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. The other children in class stared at the teacher. Then they stared at Harry, then back to the teacher, then at Harry, in a never-ending loop. Harry found couldn't blame them. Everything from the bespectacled emerald eyes to the messy black hair—the resemblance between them was uncanny!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,733 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 357 - Published: 6/2 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
In which Bruce recounts a strange battle, Tony realizes he's known as the Hulk's sugar daddy, and Natasha laughs. A lot.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/29 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hulk/Bruce B.
Psi Effect by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
A fun-loving asari mercenary finds herself a little in over her head when she ends up abducted by terrifying aliens from beyond the galactic frontier. These asari-like creatures call themselves 'humans.' They seem to be secretly nosing about on the borders of known space, acting through proxies, conducting covert operations, and they've got a deal for an enterprising asari...
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 156,090 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 1,827 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 7/19/2014 - U. Wrex, Daro'Xen, Shepard (F), OC
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 158 - Words: 711,366 - Reviews: 9346 - Favs: 3,813 - Follows: 2,930 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 9/4/2005
Where the Heart Is by Xelan reviews
One summer, Harry visits Hermione's house and meets with her parents. Been done to death, in fact, I've written it a few times myself. Let's change it up a little, shall we? Rated M for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 110 - Published: 5/27
Worm Loops by gbear605 reviews
This is not her first time here. Nor will it be her last. Innortal-style time loops in the Worm verse.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,650 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Skitter
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 182,905 - Reviews: 6949 - Favs: 9,659 - Follows: 12,740 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
Detox by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
There really is an easy way to explain all the weirdness and ridiculousness in Star Trek: Voyager. And of course, it's all because of Neelix. Buckle in, kids, this is gonna be a doozy...
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,183 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Kes, H. Kim, Seven of Nine
A Different Kind of Contact by andrewjameswilliams reviews
Allies and enemies old and new meet once again as first contact takes place between the Earth Alliance and the Minbari Federation *AU no Earth-Minbari War*
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Robotech/Macross - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,324 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 4/1 - Complete
Bug Boy by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
At the tender age of two and a half, little Harry's magic whisks him away from the Dursleys to the Hidden Countries where he is found and adopted by a shinobi clan of Konoha. Main Pairing: Harry (Satoshi)/Takigakure's Fu (host to the Nanabi).
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 339,217 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 2,443 - Follows: 2,707 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Harry P., Shibi A., Shino A., Kakashi H.
Dark Skies by CentuariAlpha reviews
Book 1 of 3. As ancient powers and enigmatic figures make their move, the stars will darken and the heavens will tremble as a scarred and battered humanity still reeling from the Combine occupation encounters the rest of the civilized galaxy.
Crossover - Half-Life & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,220 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 2/22/2014
Bolts from the Blue! by sprinter1988 reviews
A home for all my one-shot ideas. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,688 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Harry P.
Dark Lord of Naboo Outtakes by psychoman222 reviews
Various Outtakes/Omakes from Dark Lord of Naboo, as well as Star Wars one-shots. Warning: May include such insanity such as speculation into Darth Vader's sex life, stoned Count Dooku, and a 'beam war' between the Death Star and Goku from Dragonball Z.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 5/2
Getting Too Old For This by ManMadeofLasers reviews
Immortality is a hell of a lot less fun than it sounds, especially when all you want is to be left alone but your conscience won't let you. Harry Potter and his usual bipolar luck live on into the 22nd century, his saving-people-thing meshing nicely with the galaxy's pressing need for a hero. Rated M for unrepentant coarse language, innuendo, and eventual sexy shenanigans
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,289 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 2,595 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 12/14/2014
Harry Potter and Future's Past by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 312,898 - Reviews: 5395 - Favs: 8,427 - Follows: 10,034 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Ashes of Tomorrow by Nemesis13 reviews
Sequel to Code Geass: Let Me Share the Burden. For two hundred years Emperor Lelouch vi Britannia has built a mighty imperium away from the eyes of the galactic community; drawn out by Turian aggression the Holy Empire of Britannia now stands ready to take its rightful place in the galaxy, whether the Council likes it or not. Please review folks
Crossover - Code Geass & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,864 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 6/10/2014
Steal My Thunder God by Nauro reviews
Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 103,824 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 4,354 - Follows: 5,121 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Naruto U.
Midgets and Mooncalves by Luan Mao reviews
All the cool kids are putting up fragments of stories. I'm cool - my mommy told me so - so I'm doing it, too!
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,335 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 10/28/2014
A Dream to Remember by red-jacobson reviews
Harry is hit by a curse at the Final Battle, his friends come up with a unique cure. Harry/Cho/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,644 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Cho C., Luna L.
This Isn't Kansas by andrewjameswilliams reviews
Returning from Orilla the Odyssey engages in a fierce battle with the Ori the outcome of which catapults the ship and her crew into a different universe full of dangers beyond anything encountered by the SGC before.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Robotech/Macross - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,084 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 4/5/2014 - C. Mitchell, D. Jackson, Gloval, Karl/River
Code of the Griffin by Knife Hand reviews
From a war ravaged future, someone is sent back in time to change the course of the war. Chapter 38 now up
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 76,578 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Stardust by Mionefan reviews
A sort one shot taking place after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/20
Mass Effect: Synthesis by Jade Tatsu reviews
"To the Sol Alliance and all of Humanity, greetings. I am Harbinger and I have traveled across the galaxy to meet you." Shepard wasn't the first to reach the Catalyst, eons ago, someone else did and they chose synthesis, embedding the desire in the Reapers. They've searched for organics to merge with ever since and now they've found them. AU, First Contact, Humans / Reapers
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 204,068 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 11/5/2014 - Shepard (F), Harbinger, Garrus V., Saren A. - Complete
The Philosopher's Red Herring by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. At the end of first year, Harry gets an unexpected visitor with some even more unexpected news, and a new plan for his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/16 - Harry P., Nicolas F. - Complete
Beginning to Question by kissinghollie reviews
Starts summer after OOTP. Harry begins asking why, and gets help from an unexpected source to start facing his life head on. H/Hr will be H/Hr/others will contain m/f & m/f/f/f with occasional f/f and a soul bond with a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 178,146 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 2,668 - Follows: 3,225 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.
Nymphadora's Beau by erbkaiser reviews
In the summer prior to fifth year, Andromeda Tonks finds out her daughter Nymphadora has set her sights on Remus Lupin. She's not happy with this, and tricks Tonks into going for Harry Potter instead. What starts out as a way to "get back" at her parents, turns into an uncommon romance... Canon until the start of Book 5 'Order of the Phoenix', mild lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,035 - Reviews: 1861 - Favs: 3,514 - Follows: 4,582 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 4/9/2014 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G.
The Incarnation of Fire by Persnikitty reviews
One of Kyuubi’s many titles was the Incarnation of Fire, but this was far more than just a title, it was also a job description. When Kyuubi goes missing, Naruto is called upon to pick up the mantle, whether he wants to or not. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,227 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 1,339 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Yet Still Even More Fragments! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a fifth one to keep the chapter numbers down. And man do I have a hard time NOT coming up with random ideas every five seconds!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 112,591 - Reviews: 1684 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Complete
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter; Harry's going to exploit the system.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 86,630 - Reviews: 3114 - Favs: 6,575 - Follows: 7,716 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 715,476 - Reviews: 7256 - Favs: 6,785 - Follows: 7,844 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Focus by Luan Mao reviews
Given one interesting object to focus on, even the flightiest person can be grounded. Rated for smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 160 - Published: 4/2 - [Luna L., Harry P., Hermione G.]
Harry Potter: Humanity's Last Hope by Emperor Vanquest reviews
Harry, after discovering Atlantis, accidentally activates Janus' Dimensional Transport & Time Dilation device while en route from Lantea to Earth and triggered both a dimensional shift and a time jump, which rendered him unconscious. He awakens in a star system not too distant from Earth, and finds Atlantis has carried out his last order.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 64,461 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 9/3/2014 - S. Carter, Gen. Hammond, J. O'Neill, Harry P. - Complete
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 184 - Published: 3/16 - Harry P. - Complete
The Voyage Home by Kinsfire reviews
The battle at the Ministry ended differently for Harry. When he came out of the fog of Time Turner dust, he found himself over 300 years in the future. Now he needs to find his home again.
Crossover - StarTrek: Other & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,505 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30349 - Favs: 16,753 - Follows: 14,593 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Prince That Was Promised by cxjenious reviews
Discontinued; in the process of a rewrite, to be posted as The Black Prince.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 98,452 - Reviews: 2099 - Favs: 5,037 - Follows: 5,497 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Harry P.
Spring Equinox by Harry50 reviews
Umbridge wants to restore a certain old tradition. It backfires nicely with some very unexpected results. Harry/Harem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,253 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Minerva M.] - Complete
Spock Unleashed by BajaB reviews
Spock decides the temporal Prime directive has a different interpretation to his original one.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,566 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/12 - Complete
Harry & the Mysterious Curse of the GirlWhoLived by Lord Jeram reviews
Harry always knew that there was something unique about him. In a way, the arrival of the Hogwarts acceptance letters was almost expected... except, why are they all addressed to 'Harriet Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 128,425 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 1,846 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P.
Never Give Me A Marriage Law Challenge by Ares.Granger reviews
A Harmony fic featuring a marriage law. One morning at breakfast the lives of a large chunk of Hogwarts students are changed forever. How will they cope? Will there be a happily ever after or will relationships fall apart? not canon, AU, no horcruxes, not so nice to Ron but seeking redemption for him. I apologize for a poor summary. Prologue offers more details about the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,772 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 10/5/2014 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Harry Potter, Unexpected Animagus by DWDuck reviews
With the love of a good woman, Harry becomes more confident and learns to handle the embarrassment that comes from being a teenage boy as well as an unexpected animagus. Set during the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Severe Ron bashing ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,460 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 1,771 - Follows: 2,506 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hermione Granger and the Marriage Law Revolution by Starfox5 reviews
Hermione Granger deals with the marriage law the Wizengamot passed after Voldemort's defeat - in the style of the French Revolution. Old scores are settled but new enemies gather their forces, determined to crush the new British Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 126,389 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Anything Goes by turbomagnus reviews
After another argument between Ranma and Akane, Nabiki decides to prove just who the best practicioner of 'Anything Goes' really is.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/27 - Ranma, Akane, Nabiki, Tatewaki - Complete
Legacy of Uzushiogakure by Marquis Black reviews
The 2nd Shinobi World War left Uzu destroyed out of fear. Its inhabitants were left slaughtered or scattered. However, what if the members of Uzushio's famed Uzumaki weren't as scattered as people thought? What would it mean for one Uzumaki Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 230,081 - Reviews: 1826 - Favs: 4,100 - Follows: 4,376 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Naruto U.
Amber and Emerald by Contramancer reviews
Response to whitetigerwolf's Polyjuice Cat challenge. When Hermione is told her Polyjuice problem is permanent, Harry refuses to let his best friend go through this alone. He chooses to drink a similar potion, and the consequences of that choice are unpredictable and far-reaching. Rating for later themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 78,854 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 2,657 - Follows: 3,401 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Price of Being Noble by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry helps Fleur in the second task of GOF and pays the price. HP/Fleur/Gabrielle/Hermione. A Veela bonding fic based on love. T Rated and it will stay that way. Thirteen year old Almost fourteen Gabrielle to start the story. Good Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 406,599 - Reviews: 4397 - Favs: 6,619 - Follows: 7,183 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Gabrielle D.
Made From a Different Metal by CGKrows reviews
Tony Stark is many things. He's a billionaire, he's an immature genius-level playboy, he's the superhero Iron Man, and not to mention a guy who's into philanthropy. But things like that can change within the blink of an eye, especially when something explodes in your face. After all, the man's made from a different kind of metal than most would honestly expect... (HAITUS)
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,459 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Aragorn, Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis
The Man From The Bureau by turbomagnus reviews
Someone visits Clark to deliver a message - Trask lied about who he worked for.
Lois and Clark - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12 - Clark K./Superman - Complete
Origin Story by Worldmaker reviews
Halloween ends, and Xander finds himself in a place he never thought was real, under circumstances he never saw coming.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 209,324 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 10/28/2013
The Last Casualties by muggledad reviews
"Lily, it's him! Take Harry and run!" It began the same way, but ended in a very different way. This change caused life instead of death for many. Life altering changes provide the Power The Dark Lord Knows Not. J/L, H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 370,395 - Reviews: 2582 - Favs: 3,880 - Follows: 4,567 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 2/26/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
Little Swimmers by canoncansodoff reviews
A "Hermione Retrieves Her Parents" story. Harry and Ron tag along, and catch the interest of local witches who are dealing with the after-effects of a magical virus that has left most Aussie wizards casting blanks. Blissfully Molly-free; eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,269 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Chosen Ones by arturus reviews
Born thousands of years apart 2 children of prophecy are thrown together after a cosmic accident. Paul Atreides is just beginning his journey while an emotionally scarred Harry has completed his and found that his life is still not his own. Beta read by XRaiderV1.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dune - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,650 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Harry P.
Recursion by erbkaiser reviews
'Those who do not learn from their mistakes are doomed to repeat them' - sometimes literally so. A Harry Potter 'Groundhog Day' story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,219 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 124 - Published: 2/4 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Leanne - Complete
Never Use Shadow Clones to do Your Paper Work by gentlemankitsune reviews
Arranged marriage: the concept of being engaged and married to your partner without having known the person beforehand. A concept usually applied only to the lords and ladies of the elemental nations, but not the Ninja. Never the Ninja. Too risky. Too dangerous. Suffice to say, Minato was a very trusting man as he lived. Too trusting. Forced Harem. Yugito Temari Fu Mei Kurotsuchi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 226,939 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 1,813 - Follows: 1,806 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Naruto U. - Complete
Inheritances by Luan Mao reviews
Getting what's coming to you. And then fighting it. And then getting what's coming to you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/20 - Complete
A Long Way From Home by turbomagnus reviews
'Insurrection' added scene - The plan on how to relocate the Baku had to originate from somewhere...
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17 - Complete
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 2055 - Favs: 7,215 - Follows: 3,005 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 3,895 - Follows: 4,538 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 5/7/2013
He who will change the Shinobi by mlickko reviews
During the battle on the bridge in Wave, when Naruto used Kyuubi's power, Nine-Tails felt something he detested: Sasuke's new Sharingan. Discovering that something was preventing his host from reaching his full potential, he did the math. Results? He will give a small helping hand to his host so that he could surpass the Uchiha. /SmartishNaruto, rating may go up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 191,516 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 3,372 - Follows: 4,002 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Naruto U.
Hunt by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry had noticed a lot of things that didn't add up around him. He did something about it. When Ron left the tent during the hunt for the horcruxes, he finally manages to get the true Hermione back. With a better plan they start the hunt anew.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,741 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,813 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Bill W. - Complete
Women Are From Earth, Men Are From Krypton by turbomagnus reviews
A collection of my Smallville shorts, drabbles and snippets, works that aren't long enough to be stories on their own. Despite the title, not all of them will involve pairings. Characters, situations and any pairings that do appear may vary.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 35,506 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 3/1/2014
Unending Sacrifice by Knife Hand reviews
What if there was someone else aboard the Odyssey just before the reversal of the time dilation field. And they are not part of the crew. Short One Shot.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Complete
With You by My Side by HermiHugs reviews
Harry and Hermione are 'child prodigies'. Destiny managed to throw them together and they form a bond far stronger than any seen in the wizarding world. They use their intelligence to bring innovations into the world that have not been thought before.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 315,536 - Reviews: 2075 - Favs: 3,906 - Follows: 4,172 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 2/3/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Sirius B., Amelia B.] - Complete
Phantom of Steel by kujikiri21 reviews
Henge. Transformation. Able to change your form into someone or something else. An E-rank technique. Considered almost useless at the higher echelons of power. Let's see a fox turn that sort of thinking upside down. SCRAPPED/DISCONTINUED/BEING REWRITTEN.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,254 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 993 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Naruto U. - Complete
Chaotic Space by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Ranma learned on his 'grandma's' knee to look to the stars, and dreamed of going to space when they watched an alien ship crash land on Earth. Now years later after various plans have come to fruition he gets his chance. But is space and the space navy ready for Ranma? Pairing Ranma/Kasumi/Lisa/Miriya
Crossover - Ranma & Robotech/Macross - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 433,320 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Ranma, Kasumi, Lisa/Misa, Miriya/Milia - Complete
Tricksters and Gods by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Loki's in for it now. Odin has had enough and has banished him to Earth to relearn some lessons. Too bad he hadn't paid attention to where Loki ended up. Now Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, has to deal with memories that aren't his own while he gets his revenge on those who sought to use him as a weapon. Can Harry regain what he lost, or will his past self take control first?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,615 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 4,288 - Follows: 3,689 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
The Potter Chronicles Revelations by Knife Hand reviews
As time passed, the tale of Harry Potter took on mythical proportions, much like the tale of King Arthur and his Knights. Now, amongst a panel of so called 'Experts', comes the true tale of what happened, from ones who lived it. (Chapter 1 up)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Unrepressed by turbomagnus reviews
'Pariah' AU, Alicia survived, Tim's in jail and now it's time for Clark to deal with the other side of the situation. C-Ali pairing.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 4/2/2014 - [Clark K./Superman, Alicia B.] Lex L., Jason T. - Complete
A Boon for Bill by canoncansodoff reviews
Extreme measures are taken to distract Molly long enough for Bill to both neutralize a love potion and ask Harry to help make his engagement to Fleur possible. A kinder, smuttier alternative to Book Six's "An Excess of Phlegm" chapter. H/Hr, Bill/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 218,013 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 2,753 - Follows: 3,896 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Ship of the Line: Pioneer's Dawn by andrewjameswilliams reviews
Janus unhappy with how things are being handled in Sunnydale and elsewhere by the Powers That Be decides to intervene and in so doing changes the destiny and fate of an entire planet forever.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Robotech/Macross - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,869 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Xander H., Buffy S., Lisa/Misa, Rick/Hikaru
A Different Horcrux Hunt by JackPotr reviews
Things change after Ron leaves. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,057 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 122 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lily's Diary by Red Phoenix Dragon reviews
A First Year story starting with Harry giving Hermione a special birthday gift. An unused Emerald Green leather covered diary that had belonged to his mother Lily. Harry had found it in his trust vault the day Hagrid had taken him to Gringotts. T M. Riddle was not the only one who could enchant a diary. MoF Dumbledore & over the top Ronald. Happy Birthday Hermione. 190979 HHr NLLL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L.
Walking on Sunshine by dogbertcarroll reviews
Losing a bet and being forced to dress as Supergirl, Xander found Halloween a bit more of a hassle than he expected, but not nearly as much as the PTB did, so they sent him on a marvelous adventure.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,541 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Xander H.
The Warren by Xelan reviews
I keep getting attacked by plot bunnies. When I'm not being actively mauled by plot bunnies, this is where they reside. Perhaps one day, a lucky bunny will be spunky enough to become a plot rabbit. Rating bumped up for ch. 11.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 62,935 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 5/28/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Wizard Runemaster by plums reviews
A Weapon. A Hero. But now… a loose end. Harry Potter resolves to destroy the enemies who betrayed him on his terms, only to find all his plans torn asunder when he's summoned to a new world plagued with the same enemies as his own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 283,005 - Reviews: 1953 - Favs: 4,283 - Follows: 4,263 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 1/21/2013 - [Harry P., Draenei, Night Elf, Onyxia]
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 1758 - Favs: 2,948 - Follows: 1,865 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard (M), Ashley W.] - Complete
Spider Solo by turbomagnus reviews
Nearly every Spider-Man/Justice League crossover has Spider-Man joining the League... What if he chose to remain an independent hero, even in this strange new world.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,636 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Peter P./Spider-Man
Consequences Are For Lesser Mortals by Sarah1281 reviews
After it's all over, Sakura isn't sure why they're even bothering to pretend that they need to decide Sasuke's fate. Everyone knows that they've been planning to just ignore everything he's done since he left Konoha years ago and she honestly can't see a little thing like, oh, every little act of high treason Sasuke's committed since then changing any of that.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The MILF and the Veela by whitetigerwolf reviews
When Harry doesn't step forward after his name is drawn from the Goblet of Fire, Dumbledore uses the Goblet to summon his wayward student. Awkwardness ensues. ONE-SHOT, COMPLETE. M for...embarrassing situations and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 269 - Published: 11/6/2014 - [Harry P., Narcissa M., Fleur D.] Draco M. - Complete
Blue Robes by popcornfairy reviews
The political talks with their species were rarely done in person and instead happened over the extranet or by a single VI hologram that was inside their embassy. Even when they did meet in person they were always concealed, and hidden within the dark robes they wore. A ME one-shot AU, Elder Humanity.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,828 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 6/1/2014 - D. Anderson, Councilor Tevos
Detention with Umbridge by guardsmansparky reviews
Just something I'd like to see happen in a fic where Harry's super strong. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
I have an Idea, Harry by Cloud Zen reviews
On the night of their wedding, Harry has a glass too much champagne, and accidentally gives Hermione an idea. Hermione plus Idea equals Changing the World as Everyone Knows It. Now a drabble repository. AU H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,911 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 215,251 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 5,499 - Follows: 6,619 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 4,529 - Follows: 2,446 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
On the back of the turtle by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander didn't dress as a soldier this time... Overkill doesn't begin to describe it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,862 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 4/10/2014
How Harry Turned Hogwarts Around by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Wizard lack common sense. Hermione had declared that in their first year at Hogwarts. Well, even after the war, with Voldemort dead, wizards refused to change the things that were important to prevent events that led to the war in the first place to repeat themselves. Time for Harry to make sure, at the right time and place, to teach them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,210 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 2,038 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Uncharted by Lucillia reviews
Someone once told me that back during the Golden Age they handwaved Clark Kent's lack of Military service during WWII by having him being declared 4-F after he accidentally read the eye chart in the wrong room. What if the consequences of the misreading hadn't ended with the examination? What if Clark Kent had accidentally convinced someone who spread the word that he was "blind"?
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,010 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Lois L., Jimmy O., Perry W.
Too Many Dates by fantasy1290 reviews
What if Harry's friends tried to help him out in getting a date to the Yule Ball and he suddenly found himself with too many dates? Hilarity and romance ensues of course. Harry/Multi and eventual harem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 191,890 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 2,490 - Follows: 2,666 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 7/25/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L., Padma P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and his Veela Mate by Ares.Granger reviews
A Harmony story. Hermione is a Veela and discovers this shortly before their fourth year. What will Hermione's new powers do to alter Harry's fourth year? Warning- there's Ron-bashing ahead. If you dislike Ron-bashing, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,667 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 8/20/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Save Button is Your Friend by Transcendent Oddity reviews
Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,273 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 3,256 - Follows: 3,691 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Tea for Two by Aealket reviews
Hermione has an unexpected visitor drop in for tea.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Self Insert X by Lucillia reviews
The Author ends up with all the powers of Superman. Unfortunately...
Superman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Clark K./Superman/Kal-El - Complete
A Special Task by Generatedname reviews
A Salarian STG team is sent to begin the covert uplift of a race known as the Humans. What happens next will forever change the face of the galaxy, as a new race enters the galactic stage. OC heavy. My first fic, so constructive criticism is appreciated. Rating may be subject to change.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 40,627 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Admiral Hackett, Shepard (M), OC
There's a REALLY Good Explanation for This, But by Lucillia reviews
Clark Kent did his job a little too well. So well in fact, that when his coworkers find a certain something of his, the first thing that popped to mind wasn't "Clark Kent is Superman".
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Clark K./Superman/Kal-El, Lois L., Jimmy O., Perry W. - Complete
Don't Poke the Golden Goose by Lucillia reviews
Lois discovers that Clark, Clark who can't make his deadline half the time, gets paid more than her at Perry's recommendation.
Superman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Lois L., Perry W. - Complete
The New Pack: Playing For Their Lives by red-jacobson
Tara, Chao-Ahn, Astoria Greengrass and Lisa Turpin are captured by Vamp Xander, and have to play a very high stakes game. M/F, F/F,
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,318 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Chao-Ahn, Xander H., Tara M., Astoria G. - Complete
Sentinels by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
What if the US government response to mutants was a bit more... Measured? One-shot.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Complete
Aw, Nuts! by Lucillia reviews
This just wasn't Clark's day. Nor Superman's for that matter...
Superman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Clark K./Superman/Kal-El - Complete
Reset by Knife Hand reviews
Everything in Harry Potter's life is not what it seems – inspired by zerohour20xx's Harry Potter the Game: Epic Edition - Chapter 6 up
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,953 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Harry P.
It's a SIN by dogbertcarroll reviews
My SI bit it in Marvel and wakes up in a while new world, but can he survive in an anime universe as the main character?
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,544 - Reviews: 5166 - Favs: 6,572 - Follows: 6,222 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
The Makings of a Legend by Relim reviews
Good or bad, most people want to make some sort of difference to that which is around them in their lives. Few rarely do, and even fewer are remembered for their attempts. Now one shall rise a war tempered lord, whose name will ring out loudly for all to know. The world itself is rocked as a result, and a legend is born.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,391 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Xander H.
The Message In The Shoes by turbomagnus reviews
After the "Purple Pond" episode, Brennan decides to deliver a message in terms that she's sure that Booth will understand.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/17/2014 - [T. Brennan, S. Booth] - Complete
SIM Life - Self Insert Marvel by dogbertcarroll reviews
My always ready Pseudo-SI (More a Genre Smart OC) is dropped into Marvel after allowing Godogma play with his character sheet. Really, there should be a law against that.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,248 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 6/28/2014
Three Plus Two by turbomagnus reviews
Reptilla28's challenge... with a twist of lemon, wrapped around a gold brick, so to speak... Daphne Greengrass, Su Li and Susan Bones have been charged by Death with a sacred quest - to get Harry Potter together with his soulmate so that he can fulfill his destiny. H/Hr/Su Li/Susan/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,830 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 6/25/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Su L., Daphne G.]
Accidental Evil by Rachelme177 reviews
Ever thought 'Really? You can perform the most evil magic known to wizardkind accidentally' Then this series of one-shots is for you. HP w/ most key players at some point. CHAPTER 13: THE MAP - you'll understand when you read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,986 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Harry P.
Saruman of many Devices by Saphroneth reviews
Alone of every power in Middle-Earth, Saruman innovates, notably gunpowder. But he lost. What if he had a little help? Actually a cross-over between LOTR and the General series by David Drake. Uses both book and movie elements.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 109,994 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Saruman
Biting the Hand That Feeds You by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
AU Start to Sixth Year. What do you do to stop a genocidal dark wizard? Try appeasement. If it sinks your entire economy, well... That just makes things more interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,263 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
Cleaning no Jutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,725 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 6/21/2011 - [Gai M., OC] Genma S., Chōza A. - Complete
Terran Ingenuity by Xeno Major reviews
The Great Wars are over. Jim Raynor and his men have left the Koprulu Sector behind, choosing to settle a world away from that sector of space. Unfortunately, the colony of Shanxi is not safe; hostile aliens have invaded, intent on controlling the Terrans and their bizarre technology. Unfortunately for the Turians, the Terrans have experience fighting hostile alien invaders.
Crossover - StarCraft & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,510 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 1,517 - Follows: 1,715 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 3/24/2013
Oh Dear! by Lucillia reviews
The TARDIS translated the Second Doctor's favorite exclamation as "Oh dear", but...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/1/2014 - 2nd Doctor, Jamie M., Zoe H. - Complete
An Ancient Method of Torturing Males by turbomagnus reviews
Hermione Granger has plans. Step one; take Harry Potter clothes shopping... H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/19/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Crow by robst reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 24811 - Favs: 13,020 - Follows: 11,383 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
When Civilizations Meet: Tali's School Days by Generatedname reviews
A less serious side story to my fic 'When Civilizations Meet', this fic details Tali and her fellow Psionic Quarian students' adventures in a Terran Alliance elementary school. This fic has little to no effect on the storyline of When Civilization Meet. WARNING: Contains My Little Chryssalid.
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,806 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Kal'Reegar, Solana Vakarian
Well, That Plan's Been Shot To Hell by Lucillia reviews
A good friend will help you move. Your Best Friend will help you turn your new home into a death trap for Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Peter P., James P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Invisible Fox by TheBeardedOne reviews
An accident bestows a completely new Kekkai Genkai on an orphaned boy. Expanded from the one-shot by request, art available via profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 113,757 - Reviews: 1869 - Favs: 3,475 - Follows: 3,075 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 416 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Inseparable by Ares.Granger reviews
A hopefully different time travel story. Adult Harry and Hermione jump back in time to the Halloween the Potters were killed and baby Harry became an orphan. These adult versions change the past in the hopes of a better future. Won't-know-what-hit-him Dumbledore, AU, Harry/Hermione. Summaries are hard.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,068 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 1,403 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 1610 - Favs: 3,887 - Follows: 4,872 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 3,007 - Follows: 1,848 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Scīenra Cwēna by wedgegeck reviews
Harry Potter elects to take a bit of pride in himself, and in so doing changes the way he views others, and they view him. Fourth Year divergence story. HP/HG/FD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 104,468 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 3,047 - Follows: 4,060 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.
Double The Pleasure Double the Blond by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Blond-verse continues as the Uzumaki's deal with the fall out of changes being made to the timeline. Can they keep each other and their friend safe or will they lose it all. first 24 chapters combined and slightly cleaned up. Ino/Naru sappiness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,667 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 651 - Published: 5/1/2014 - [Ino Y., Naruto U.]
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 3,452 - Follows: 832 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Yet More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a third one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 131,163 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Complete
A Short Introduction by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Pun definitely intentional...
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Nick F. - Complete
Swapping The Cage by Rathanel reviews
Konoha wakes up one morning to find that the Naruto they knew is gone. But the replacement claims he's Naruto too, and they can't be that different... right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 157,409 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 1,954 - Follows: 1,930 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Kyuubi/Kurama
A DIC-less SI by dogbertcarroll reviews
Summary? We don't need no stinking summaries! Not your typical SI, as actually inserting myself would be dull as he would sit at home and read fanfics rather than actually do anything, so enjoy your generic fanfic-author insert!
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,672 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 4/15/2014
Just Takes A Little Longer by turbomagnus reviews
After the unauthorised flight of the NX-Beta, the Vulcan ambassador confronts the human engineer who assisted in the operation.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/10/2014 - C. Tucker, Soval - Complete
Don't fear the reaper by dogbertcarroll reviews
Summoning the Death God to seal the fox into his son goes slightly wrong...
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 164 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Complete
The Stuff of Legends by turbomagnus reviews
They promised each other that their friendship would be the stuff of legends. AU; Clark and Lex never ended their friendship, Lois never came to Smallville. Clark and Tess are a couple.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/8/2014 - [Clark K./Superman, Tess M./Red Tornado] Lex L. - Complete
Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Making Uzumaki by PsyckoSama reviews
Naruto's always had big dreams, but unbeknownst to him he's heir to a legacy that dwarfs all of them. Sometimes all it takes is the beat of a butterfly's wings to put you on the path to greatness. With some luck, some help, and a whole lot of hard work, Naruto is going to make the name Uzumaki something to be respected once more. Naru/Haku, probably multi later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,343 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 2,545 - Follows: 2,803 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Naruto U., Haku
Dangerous and Deadly Lord Voldemort by Kevin3 reviews
A tale of illusion and deception - what better bedtime story could a magician tell his son than when he managed to pull one over on the entire wizarding world?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,842 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Voldemort, Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Man who Lived, and Left by ManMadeofLasers reviews
After the death of Voldemort and everything he suffered to get there, Harry finds what he actually wants to do with his life. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 84 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF Xander gets a free costume from Ethan, but on reflection while it cost quite a bit, it was definitely worth it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,194 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Xander H.
Innuendo by Lucillia reviews
The Brigadier has a discussion with the Doctor regarding his behaviour in relation to his new assistant.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/16/2014 - 3rd Doctor, Brigadier - Complete
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,295 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 1,984 - Follows: 2,165 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Three Rules by Brent Dax reviews
At age six, Harry Potter learned that he can't truly depend on anyone but himself. At age eleven, he was invited to join a world that wasn't quite expecting what it got.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,995 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 2,801 - Follows: 3,873 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Helping Hand of Death by Tremor230 reviews
Reptilia chall. I have not abandoned Naruto, I just need something different, Harry Keeps getting killed, his personal Grim Reaper is not happy, HE WILL BE FIRED! so it's time for a certain young wizard to be trained to achieve his destiny, get his soulmate and kill Voldy, kicking ass and taking names, a strange teacher will help. AU, OOC, RATED M so I won't hear about kids safety
Crossover - Harry Potter & Asura's Wrath - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 63,010 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Augus - Complete
Grave Differences by turbomagnus reviews
Superman TAS AU with Justice League references. 'To the victor goes the spoils', they say. Some days, the winners aren't who anyone would expect.
Batman/Superman Adventures - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Complete
Nine-Tenth by dogbertcarroll reviews
Law is a tricky wicket, especially three million years after the death of the last lawyer while in deep space.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/27/2014
Saving for a Rainy Day or Twelve by Lucillia reviews
There is something that the Doctor is saving up for when his twelfth (technically thirteenth) self comes into being, since he knows that he'll use them up practically all in one go.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/25/2014 - 3rd Doctor, 12th Doctor, Brigadier - Complete
Revolution by Shadrac reviews
Harry makes a gruesome discovery that leads to realization that his whole life has been a lie. He comes up with a plan to fix everything and goes back to where it all began and meets his eleven yr old self at the Leaky Cauldron. Will bash almost everyone. Chapter 5 rewrite now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,325 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 2,914 - Follows: 4,263 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 2/10/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Harry Potter and the Garden by rumblestiltsken reviews
Harry has a power the Dark Lord knows not, and this time it is weaponisable. Who needs the power of love? A Comedy!Punshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Just Another Day in Ward 37 by apAidan reviews
A simple auror undercover mission, polyjuice, Draco Malfoy's hair, and the Half Blood Prince's potions text combine to find Harry in yet another hospital bed trying to explain a couple of things to Hermione. Rated T for mild cursing on someone's part Every time a Neo Death Eater cries, an auror gets his wings
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC - Complete
Stupid by The Seamonkey reviews
DH spoilers. Hermione's wandering train of thought as she washes the dishes. 'Ron will kill me if he sees me cleaning without a wand. You're a witch, act like it! he'd say. He doesn't understand that I need the distraction...' HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 78,044 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hogwarts Harem The Rewrite by red-jacobson reviews
After driving Voldemort from his mind in the DoM, Harry discovers the connection between them is gone. This is a good thing, right? Except that now Harry has another problem. A crossover with the Fishbowl Series on this site
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 125,007 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Harry P.
Epilogue Part 2 by sprinter1988 reviews
Just a short, HP/HG based follow on the the Epilogue featured at the end of Deathly Hallows. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 68 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unlucky Thirteen by RonsFriend reviews
Response to Reptilia28's challenge. When Harry is killed by Voldemort in the forest, instead of arriving at Kings Cross, he arrives in Death's waiting room. Sent back to the age of 8, he must do it all again to save those he can and complete his destiny. Eventual H/Hr. Manipulative but good Dumbledore. Ginny bashing. Good Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 71,281 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 1,898 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
So, Why a Train? by Lucillia reviews
Though it may not seem like it, the creation of the Hogwarts Express was actually a rather logical solution to a very real problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/27/2014 - A. Dippet, C. Binns, Phineas Nigellus - Complete
Heart and Soul by Sillimaure reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry during the summer after his fourth year leaves him on the verge of having his wand snapped. Unwilling to leave anything to chance, Sirius Black sets events into motion which will change Harry's life forever. HP/HG/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 752,614 - Reviews: 5728 - Favs: 6,595 - Follows: 5,933 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
An Anthology of Wizard Wheezes! by sprinter1988 reviews
A collection of funny jokes and stories, old and new, told with a Harry Potter twist. WARNING: entries may be bad, mad, rude, crude, insulting, amusing or hilarious, resulting in groans, grins, giggles or full blown laughter depending on your own tastes, though there should be something for most. Probably should not be read by those under 15. Read at your own peril! Short Oneshots!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 1/17/2014
Stand Ins and Stunt Doubles by dogbertcarroll reviews
Alcohol kills brain cells and magic wipes memories, so why in the world would he rely on either one? Because there just aren't any other options. Xander's quest to clear his mind and evict past tenants may just change the world more than it changes him!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,509 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 12/6/2013
NBH by Chilord reviews
Switching opponents with Shikamaru during the preliminary round before the third stage, leads to an opportunity for Naruto, one that starts to drastically change his course in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,041 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 2,128 - Follows: 1,578 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Complete
Ice and Darkness by Racke reviews
A screwed up spell sends Eva into the middle of Kyuubi's sealing process. She spends the next decade kicking the annoying little thing around their cage for shits and giggles. Then Naruto makes a friend, and suddenly Team 7 causes a bit more chaos than they really ought to. Crack (Now with extra Omake)
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,309 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Naruto U., Evangeline A.K. M. - Complete
The Challenge of the Goblet by Luan Mao reviews
Harry knew that Fourth Year was going to be a challenge. It was almost like he'd seen it before. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 184 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Whirlpool Sky by Skysaber reviews
Self-Insert characters have potential to be enormously powerful because they enter the situation already knowing of the important secrets, events and people. But what if someone were to insert into a ninja world gone massively AU where NONE of that was true?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,266 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 11/14/2013
Back Again? Siriusly? by Manchester reviews
The concept of the 'do-over' is used in, at the very least, hundreds of Harry Potter stories. Here's my own take, using a HP character that actually has a good reason for getting another chance to make things better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,308 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Sirius B.
Harry Potter: Game of the Year Edition by Flux Casey reviews
Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,205 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 3,578 - Follows: 4,542 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harry P.
To Break Thy Chains and Cycles by WiseSilver reviews
Thought dead, Harry Potter reappears out of the Veil of Death, aged and far more powerful then before. After defeating Voldemort, Harry turns to his training under the Sith Lord Revan to conquer the Earth and spread humanity out into the Stars. However he discovers that Humanity is not alone in this Galaxy and that an even darker evil than any Sith exsits. Harry x Fleur/ Grey Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,956 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 1,350 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - [Harry P., Fleur D.]
Better Be- Ravenclaw! by Ares.Granger reviews
This story came from the thought that the Weasley introduction was a setup. This is NOT a time-travel story. The premise is that the Dursleys got him there very early and Hermione, being the perfectionist that she is, also arrived very early. Thus they meet and the glory of H/Hr begins. AU For now not a T rating, will probably change in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,769 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 1,958 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 11/24/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
His Choice by Ares.Granger reviews
Oneshot, absurd, ridiculous story. Harry has to have sex to defeat Voldemort (to be fair, I already said it's absurd and ridiculous) and the adults in his life as usual make the decisions. This time Harry stands up for himself. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 93 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Squad 7 and their Accidental Instructor by Older than Time reviews
Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 2,248 - Follows: 2,318 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Team Seven, Anko M.
Death's Pride by Paladeus reviews
Harry dies, again, and his Death Angel is NOT happy. Sent back for the last time with his memories intact, he tries to do it right. And his Death Angel won't leave him or his soul mates alone. Challenge by Reptilia28; H/Hr/L Nev/Sus B/Han A
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 630,526 - Reviews: 3154 - Favs: 5,250 - Follows: 5,915 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Mass Effect: Invictus by General Meridius reviews
In This Story Humanity And The Systems Alliance Are Stronger. Pushing the Turians Back And Becoming an Independent Sovereign Nation. The Galaxy Watches With Hungry Eyes, Waiting For The Right Moment To Claim Everything Humanity Has Created. Events Are Set Into Motion Behind The Scenes, Revelations Will Occur But All Will Come To Understand the Human Term Invictus. AU and Rated M
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,430 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Councilor Tevos
Ninja Who Lived by 88mph reviews
Harry dies at the end of Deathly Hallows and is reborn as Naruto. Now Harry is on the case of uncovering all the secrets around Naruto and deal with his enemies. Find out how Konoha deals with the Master of Death Ninja-in-training.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,566 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 4,076 - Follows: 4,397 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P.
Three Word Reply by Lucillia reviews
Harry notices a slight oddity when it comes to previous Death Eater targets and learns why that is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 56 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
The Bar Association by Xelan reviews
A simple story of Lily Potter in search of a place that serves liquor. Having found a place that fit her criteria, she meets someone and things begin to change. How will things turn out? Will things change for the better. Read and find out. Eventual Harmony.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,135 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 110 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Lily Evans P.
R4 by Eternal Payne reviews
At the moment of his death during Zero Requiem Lelouch was sent back, back to when he first received his Geass in Shinjuku Ghetto. That time he was determined to do everything right, and he did. Yesterday he was the Hero who United the World, aged 87 and in bed with his wife, so why is he back in Shinjuku Ghetto, C.C.'s body at his feet, if everything went right?
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,011 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - [Lelouch L., Kallen S.] Nunnally L.
Good Though by Diresquirrel reviews
Harry Potter is sick and tired of cooking every meal while they camp out during the Horcrux Hunt. He decides to change things up a bit. Silly Humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Parody of Sirius' Will Reading by Diresquirrel reviews
I've read one too many stories with long drawn out will readings where Sirius leaves Harry more money than the UK's GDP. In response I came up with this abomination.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Complete
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 3,239 - Follows: 3,225 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
Harry Potter and the Trouble With Sorting Hats by Durandall reviews
A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 74 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
The Founders Riddle by Drake Dune reviews
AU- after 3rd year. Harry becomes Closer to Sirius after helping him escape from the Ministry. and In the Process learns many things about his inheritance and Family. He also gets Closer to a long time Friend. H/Hr/DG. Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,921 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 2,059 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G.
A Parody of Peggy Sues by Diresquirrel reviews
Noting the cliches and tropes of Peggy Sue style time travel in the HP world. Silly, silly, silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Year's Entertainment by Lucillia reviews
Based on Rorschach's Blot's Things I Would Like to See in a Fic #403. The Philosopher's Stone wasn't bait, it was a distraction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
Aftermath by PixelWriter1 reviews
The wedding has failed. Destruction and chaos abounds. Ranma is missing, everyone is arguing, and Kasumi is thinking.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,658 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Ranma, Kasumi - Complete
It's Not Sexism, Your Show Just Sucks by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Maggie Simpson. Stewie Griffin. And a daycare that's too small for both of them...
Crossover - Simpsons & Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/24/2013
The Wedding of Ron Weasley by Xelan reviews
Despite the title, Ron has very few lines. This story focuses on whom he's trying to marry. Another wedding at the burrow, but something is amiss. Heron fans will not be pleased and do remember I'm a Harmony author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Hermione G. - Complete
Beltane Child by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry needs some time to let his guard down in the war. So he goes to a celebration just before he, Ron and Hermione plan to get Hufflepuff's Cup from Bellatrix Lestrange's vault. Who could have guessed what the consequences would be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,992 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 2,444 - Follows: 1,568 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Impacted Souls by ZRO4825 reviews
A couple years after Saffron's defeat, Second Impact occurred. Now several years later, a more mature Ranma deals with a vastly changed world.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 107,414 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Makoto K./Lita/Sailor Jupiter, Ranma
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,678 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 2,799 - Follows: 2,194 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
This Time as a Namikaze by TwiceMarked reviews
A broken promise sends Naruto spiralling down into a depression after his greatest victory. He is given a chance to make things right, to make things better. But this time, he won't be alone. This time, he'll do it as a Namikaze. M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 165,364 - Reviews: 2149 - Favs: 3,605 - Follows: 3,737 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Rules Revisions by Knife Hand reviews
Additional Hogwarts School Rules 1991-1998
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/30/2013
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 3,028 - Follows: 2,493 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Density by Xelan reviews
I believe Ron is fairly dense. How dense, you may ask? Well, let's explore that. Also, Hermione is well know for her hugs. What if she was as enthusiastic with kisses? Let's explore that. Actually, let's explore both those topics at the same time. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Sharingan No Kami by Unlimited Blade Works reviews
He was called many things in his life, god, savior, messiah, child of prophecy, Shinigami, demon, hero, monster. Sent over twenty years into the past Namikaze-Uzumaki Naruto wonders what they will call him now. Will the savior that lost everything fall into darkness? or will he live up to the title his people gave him, can he live up to the title of Hero?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,721 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 2,522 - Follows: 2,612 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Hogyoku ex Machina by Mac Ceallach reviews
In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. No non-canon pairings. Complete, with the sequel now posted.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 172,592 - Reviews: 1678 - Favs: 4,435 - Follows: 1,733 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Young Toad in Love by Poetheather1 reviews
Trevor is having his usual day at the start of school during Neville's 5th year when he is struck dumb by a vision of beauty and his life is changed forever. Trevor x Umbridge No really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Dolores U., Trevor - Complete
Naruto: Back to the Unknown by darkflyer531 reviews
After the collapse of the ninja world, Naruto uses the Kyuubi's ability to travel back in time to the day of his birth. Watch how he transforms the course of history with the help of his knowledge and family. NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 123,258 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 2,439 - Follows: 2,346 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Naruto U.
Gaijin by ContraBardus reviews
A man from another world finds himself alone in a strange world, and fighting for his life. This puts him at odds with The Senshi, the Youma, and the Yakuza. Can a mere human last long against such forces?
Crossover - Sailor Moon & X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 545,673 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/15/2001
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Harry amidst the Vaults of Stone by NothingPretentious reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, it is up to the Gringotts goblins to carry out the terms of the Potters' will. What will happen when young Harry Potter - halfblood, Parselmouth, curse-scarred, outsider - is raised in the stalagmite city of Underfoot?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,245 - Reviews: 2003 - Favs: 3,253 - Follows: 3,964 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P.
Remedial Lessons by SymphonySamurai reviews
AU OotP. What if Hermione had taken a more proactive stance against Harry's treatment by Snape and Umbridge? How far is too far to go to protect someone you love? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,661 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Wrong to Right by Harry50 reviews
Hermione and Ron had just been engaged, yet Harry finds it difficult to be happy for them, despite being with Ginny. M to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Great Escape by blakekeane reviews
Harry is tired of the Wizarding society idolizing him one moment and turning on him the next. It all comes to a head during the Triwizard Tournament. Hermione offers him a chance to escape from it all. Harry takes it and his life takes a turn for the better. Slightly A/U right from the start and of course, Harmony.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,314 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 315 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Spark of Genius by michaelsuave reviews
Xander Harris was never called a genius, but after a different choice of Halloween costumes he is hit with a 'spark' of mad genius, the abilities that go with it, and flung into a far different world. Come and enjoy the madness. GirlGenius vers costume.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 532,972 - Reviews: 2631 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 1,601 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Xander H.
A Lifetime of Chances by The Wandering Delusion reviews
It was a freak accident. A series of events joined together to achieve the impossible. Now Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are living their lives over and over again, with no end in sight. So they decided, be it a blessing or a curse, to make the most of the situation they find themselves in. They will live by their own rules and do whatever they want to do. This is their story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 133,285 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 2,412 - Follows: 2,313 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven
License To Thrill by turbomagnus reviews
After Akane switches the Tendo/Saotome engagement to Nabiki, Ranma reaches the decision to try and learn how to intentionally use whatever it is that attracts girls to him.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/3/2013 - [Ranma, Nabiki] - Complete
Letters from the Asylum by NarutosBrat reviews
In which letters get written, hijinks ensue, and Harry discovers the 'power the dark lord knows not'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,735 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs. On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,000 - Reviews: 3095 - Favs: 5,515 - Follows: 6,065 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
A sacrifice worth it? by E4mj reviews
AU. ONE SHOT. The summer after the Department of Mysteries, Harry and some of the order are captured by Voldemort and Harry sacrifices all to end it. NB. AU from before this starts - Sirius didn't die, but Harry still learnt the prophecy. Rated T for torture and sex - but NOT described more than a vague idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Sleeping With The Girls, Vol II: Chaos Theory by Admiral-Tigerclaw reviews
The experiment continues. What are the side effects of one's pressence if you give it a little time to percolate? Think you can call the shots?
Crossover - X-overs & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 252,989 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010
No Time to Waste by wileycoyote reviews
Response to a challenge issued by Reptilia28. I've read a few responses to this challenge as well as other stories that have Harry or another character going back in time to fix things. However, I sometimes get impatient as I'm reading them. So, I decided to write a version of this cliché where very little time was wasted. Harry has a life to live, and he's got no time to waste.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,495 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Survivor's Guilt by Xelan reviews
The war is over. The Light triumphed. But what price that victory? What about those that fought on the front lines and sacrificed so much? What about the youth of Hogwarts? What about Hermione Granger? The war is over, but not for her. There is angst and there is mature language and reference to adult themes. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,152 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Next Lord of Kobol by jbern reviews
Carried to the far end of the Galaxy by the veil in the Department of Mysteries, Harry Potter becomes a veritable stranger in a strange land. But all the obstacles he has faced pale in comparison to the Cylon menace. Starts in the middle of Harry's fifth year and roughly eleven years before the fall of the Twelve Colonies.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,818 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Harry P., M. Edmondson/Racetrack
How Hermione Granger and AOL got Umbridge Sacked by apAidan reviews
This is an AU look at what might have happened the day after the Twins left the school during OOTP if Umbridge had had a reason to question Hermione as she did Harry. Since wizards don't understand anything about the internet, or computers or gamergirls, it's a classic example of what you don't know can hurt you. Rated T for ... well just because. AU Harmony. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 113 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
5 Hokages by Lucillia reviews
After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 1,845 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hashirama S., Tsunade S., Madara U., Naruto U.
Evening the Odds by Lucillia reviews
Alfred Bester had known for a long time that war between the telepaths and the mundanes would be coming. In one universe, he picks a rather creative and surprisingly logical manner in which to ensure that the telepaths came out on top, and dedicates his life to making sure it happens when the time finally came.
Babylon 5 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/31/2013 - A. Bester - Complete
Voldemort's Bad Day by Diresquirrel reviews
Voldemort is having a bad day. A very bad day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Voldemort - Complete
Time Travel Jutsu by Lucillia reviews
Just because there isn't one now doesn't mean there won't be one in the future.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 99 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Accidental Bond by kb0 reviews
Harry finds that his "saving people thing" is a power of its own, capable of bonding single witches to him if their life is in mortal danger, with unusual results. H/multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 415,017 - Reviews: 3808 - Favs: 5,030 - Follows: 4,107 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Growing up by coso reviews
What if Anko saw Naruto being brushed off by kakashi in the hospital in favor of training Sasuke and decided to see if Naruto was really that bad? It changes everything for the blonde later on.Mini harem, NarutoxAnkoxAyame & humor, drama and adventure.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,381 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 2,124 - Follows: 2,250 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Harry Potter and the Bride Wars by mmoondragon reviews
The Triwizard Tournament forced Harry to be an adult, he could deal with this what he had issues with were the other contracts that this made valid. Powerful Harry just very reluctant. Rate M just because some jokes can degenerate very fast.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,198 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 1,907 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Harry P.
Death's Rage by Slicerness reviews
My take on the reptilia28 challenge. There's no office, no repeated deaths, and certainly no blame pushed Harry's way, but Death is still murderous with the way things are going.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 92 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Bad Christmas Jokes by sprinter1988 reviews
Or - "Reasons to be Concerned about Lily Luna at Christmas" Based on two very poor Christmas jokes - you have been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Harry P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
The Mistletoe Plot by Xelan reviews
The twins make some great pranking supplies, but what happens when their new magic mistletoe is abused. Someone catches Hermione unaware leaving Harry all alone and unprotected. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Bellatrix Lestrange's Heartfelt Warning by SnuggleKitten69 reviews
When Bellatrix Lestrange receives an invitation to meet Harry Potter's best friend and discuss spells, curses, and charms, she is only too happy to meet with the little mudblood and teach the proper place for her in magical society. And like others, Bella underestimates her. No relationships. Torture, torture, torture, muggle surgical techniques discussion, and more torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Delightful Dilemma by sheltie reviews
Reposted. After Fourth year Hermione decides to take action in helping Harry beat Voldemort. Harry/harem. Now Complete with Epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,567 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Consequences Of Not Being Polite by The Sidhe reviews
The Colonials finally encounter their long lost relatives. However, they find out that their cousins are not quite what they had expected. Now AU due to progression in the recent season.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 47 - Words: 266,212 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Complete
The Right Man for the Job by poe1911 reviews
Xander dies, but then is offered a job, one that he is uniquely suited for.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Xander H. - Complete
Third Times the Charm by Xelan reviews
How well do we really know our parents? How many children have ever wondered whether their mother is actually their mother? What if one had a reason to ask and decided to do so? What if he was Harry Potter's son?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Power of the Mind by Landstradd reviews
The Sorting Hat serves more purposes than is apparent. One of them is as a safe guard against abusive families. What changes might be wrought from this? Rated for coarse language and mild violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 188,218 - Reviews: 1390 - Favs: 2,734 - Follows: 3,526 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and The Only Thing by Boots86 reviews
After having watched his best friend killed in front of him by people he thought was family, followed shortly by another tragedy in his life, Harry sets out to find a way to change his past. AU End/Post OotP, H/Hr/Multi Full Summary Inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 139,550 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 1,868 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Wicked Hermione by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry needed her now more than ever and Hermione is determined to do whatever it takes for him to survive fourth year. No matter what, she is willing to do whatever it takes to protect him. Even if it means she has to turn into the wicked witch.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,421 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Find Me a White Knight Cloaked in Black by cywscross reviews
When the civilians need something made or fixed in a hurry, they all know to go to the green-eyed foreigner. So it stands to reason that, sooner or later, ninjas would come knocking as well. Insanity ensues – they're messing with a Marauder after all. But mostly, Hiei just wishes they would all leave him alone. HIATUS.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,873 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 4,225 - Follows: 4,860 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Harry P.
Dear Hermione by loralee1 reviews
Post DH, no epilogue, Harry writes to Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,309 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 129 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Logic by sprinter1988 reviews
One Shot! Harry asks Dumbledore a little question that has unexpected results!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 251 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the GodEmperorless Heathens by littlewhitecat reviews
The Wizarding World is devastated when Harry Potter disappears from his relatives' house in mysterious circumstances during the summer after his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Desperate to have their boy-hero back no matter what they really should have heeded the Muggle saying "be careful what you wish for". Crossover HP/WH40K.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,611 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You by SmallBurnyThing reviews
1. Your name is Harry Potter. 2. You have seven days to marry Draco Malfoy. 3. Only one person was ever on your side. 4. She's trying to take over the world. 5. Harem? Tropetastic crackshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,922 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 245 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dark Side of the Sun by expectopadfoot reviews
"Great! So I'll pick you up within an hour for the date. Yeah?" without waiting for an answer, he disapparated. There goes my chance of catching the 'Dark Auror', she thought bitterly. She was pretty sure Harry Potter just escaped through her fingers. OOC, Grey Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,537 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 78 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Harry P., Tracey D. - Complete
Unexpected Assistance by SymphonySamurai reviews
AU GoF. Harry is brooding over his involvement in the Tri-Wizard Tournament when he receives an offer of help from a most unexpected source. H/Hr/DG, light Ron! and Dumbledore!Bashing, mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,303 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 2,092 - Follows: 661 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Eyes of the Serpent by MariusDarkwolf reviews
My Take on Proud Mudbloods Challenge: Harry's in the Hospital Wing with Hermione is revived instead of the Great Hall. Full description inside. Dom!Harry Sub!Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 114,457 - Reviews: 1788 - Favs: 3,170 - Follows: 3,643 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,662 - Reviews: 3162 - Favs: 6,103 - Follows: 5,061 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Granger Has Chosen! by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry Potter or Ron Weasley? Which one would Hermione choose? Apparently, the other Gryffindors think they know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
DADA boycott by Midnighter 13 reviews
Hermione comes up with a plan to get Umbridge out of the castle, a full scale class boycott, the results are... unexpected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,773 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 2,138 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
One Brief Step Forward by Romantic Silence reviews
As far as birthdays go, Hermione's seventeenth was becoming her worst. She could deal with her peers forgetting her special day, but when Harry and Ron forgets, that was the last straw. Taking refuge in the Room of Requirement, she expected to read the night away alone. What she could not predict was meeting Harry's son and being whisked away into the future!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,793 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 245 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Drunken Sailor Moon by Reader458 reviews
From the Senshi operating manual: …Do not expose your Senshi to alcohol. We are not liable or responsible for any damage, uncomfortable situations or uncovered truths that may occur it this advice is not followed. Update Now a two-shot.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Inner Senshi/Inner Scouts - Complete
Twenty One Nights of Paradise by red-jacobson reviews
Fleur Rewards Harry after the Second Task, but gets far more than she bargained for! ON TEMPORARY HIATUS DUE TO COMPUTER CRASH AND LOSS OF FILES! SORRY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 91,683 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Coach Granger by Luan Mao reviews
A superstar needs help to reach his potential. Not H-Hr ship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 74,666 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Bored in Binns' by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry and Hermione passes notes in the middle of History of Magic. One thing leads to another and...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 94 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tales of the FoxCat by Ozzallos reviews
An act of betrayal lands Ranma changed and far from home. Naruto meets a red headed girl one day while goofing off and the destinies of both are changed forever.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 162,023 - Reviews: 1758 - Favs: 1,951 - Follows: 1,892 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Ranma, Naruto U.
Shepard, Queen of the Reapers by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Something happens that the Catalyst did not expect... And Shepard's taken on a few more upgrades. Oneshot, spoilers for ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Not the Golden Route by Romantic Silence reviews
Telling your best friend that you slept with his not-really-official-yet girlfriend is never easy... especially when the three of you have just been captured by Death Eaters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Portrait by avidbeader reviews
Sixth-year one-shot, AU. Harry asks Dean for a favor. Dean agrees, and in the process notices something. Underlying H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Dean T., Harry P. - Complete
Hold Page One! by avidbeader reviews
Post-OotP one-shot, AU. Hermione's ban on Rita Skeeter is about to expire, and she has a plan to give the reporter a very special scoop. What kind of stories will Rita chase now? And will it backfire on Hermione? H/Hr if you squint.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,089 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Rita S., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3942 - Favs: 11,006 - Follows: 10,332 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Take Two by Rihaan reviews
The Harry/Hermione version, or remake, of the entire seventh year - Harry and Hermione think twice about their decisions as of late, and are not pleased with what the results might be. The journey towards the Darkest Harmony the Wizarding world has ever seen, starts with a letter. It's All for the Greater Good. Gray!HHr, Violence, Ron Bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 84,994 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 7/30/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Exclusion by Maethoriel Raina reviews
During his fourth year, Gryffindor house is not as accepting of Harry's participation in the TriWizard Tournament, and use an old tradition called exclusion to force him into complaisance. Harry finds out who his true friends are and uses cunning to get his own brand of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,218 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 3,225 - Follows: 4,446 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Lily's Changes by arekay reviews
When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,841 - Reviews: 2183 - Favs: 5,245 - Follows: 3,015 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Sorting Hat's Stand by Landstradd reviews
What if the founders built in a safe guard to protect incoming students from abuse at home, in the form of the hat? How would the hat react to Harry's so called childhood? Rated for language and expected violence. As complete as it is ever going to get. Revised as another story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 176,231 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 5,213 - Follows: 4,694 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Harry P.
Year of the Dog by forcedInduction reviews
Sirius finds his Godson. The kids pitch a tent. Xeno finds a rat. Luna drives. Everything was pretty much fine until Luna drove, if you don't count the prison break. HHr romance in 3rd year. Sequel to Nocturnal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,167 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 295 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Snippet by Xelan reviews
It started as a short snippet from another work in progress but then Lord of Bones stepped in... then WalkaboutTigger and well... it's now a bit longer than a standard snippet. Contributions from myself, Lord of Bones and WalkaboutTigger. H/Hr and racy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Tale of the Feline and her Serpent by readingeverythingican reviews
Harry defeated the basilisk, but some interesting side-effects occurred. now he is afraid that Hermione won't like him because he isn't all human, but then again, she isn't either! Dumbly bashing, and two worried parents have these two spinning around.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,356 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Exam by Lucillia reviews
After defeating Madara and saving the world, Naruto fulfills all of his life's goals. Well, all but one actually, and he's working on that one...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 166 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Harry Potter Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Hogwarts, welcome to the Time Loops.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,419 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 9/1/2007
Who Needs Obliviators? by Drauchenfyre reviews
British Aurors Obliviate Muggles to keep magic a secret. What if other countries did it differently?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Zealots by Polydicta reviews
When door-to-door religion comes calling, Luna has a unique approach to keeping her privacy. Her plan backfires as soon as Harry Potter is involved. Religious Fervour. Strangeness! No ships.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Love Potions by Polydicta reviews
Harry and Hermione are livid with their respective ex partners. Weasley bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 77 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Problem with Homonyms by Polydicta reviews
He shall have the power he knows not. Simple, right? Wrong …
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rule of two, dreams come true by Darklooshkin reviews
Whitetigerwolfs Dark Lady challenge. Hermione watches Star Wars at age six and tries to connect with the force. Now watch how a game of pretend turns into a journey to the dark side filled with -friendship and love? Yes, Harry's responsible somehow...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 58,646 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P.
til it's gone by Polydicta reviews
You don't know what you've got 'til it's gone. Character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Foodchain by Polydicta reviews
Fleur Delacour, a well known Veela has decided that she wants Harry Potter for herself. Hermione has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Becoming Something More Original by Soxman reviews
Another simple change to the world of Harry Potter, and once again, it's universe spins off its axis. Armed with Voldemort's memories, Harry's destiny has suddenly become much more complicated. This fanfic is being revised.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 77,704 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Thoughts of Pudding by Brian64 reviews
*This story has been revised and reposted under a new title: Thoughts of Pudding 2012 story # 7808517 . Please change your alerts to that story, as only chapter 23 will be posted to this old version.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,226 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Thunderstorm by T3t reviews
The first time, it was an accident. The second time... well, I really should have known better. HP/Fem!TR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,414 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
GodEmperor of Little Whinging by Polydicta reviews
Harry Potter found a roll of five-pound notes. Enough to buy a meal and some second-hand science fiction books, very thick science fiction books.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
McGuffin's Device by Polydicta reviews
Hermione has discovered the ultimate weapon against Lord Voldemort - McGuffin's Device.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Next Great Annoyance by dogbertcarroll reviews
Graduating from Hogwarts and on the brink of a whole new adventure, Harry finds himself summoned to another world where once more he is asked to put his gollies on the anvil for everyone else. It sucks being the hero sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,414 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Harry P.
The Needs of the One by Witherwings01 reviews
Twelve years after the war and Hermione is still waiting for her happily ever after to begin as she cares for a mentally tortured Harry. She has a plan to save him but must choose between the needs of the many or the one. Timetravel with a twist. AU. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 130,308 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Remus Lupin, PI by Larry Huss reviews
Remus Lupin didn't graduate from Hogwarts to become an odd-jobs man. He always knew he would be fighting the good fight, he just didn't know on which side of the Law. In the end,he made his own side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,989 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
Agent Elle by alienyouthct reviews
Black suits? Check. Black Ray-Bans? Check. Neuralyzer? …well, they've got something close enough…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/30/2012 - [Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Yet Again by Silverfawkes reviews
Sequel to Yet Another Universe. Harry is Pulled to another Universe where almost everything is changed. Can he adapt quickly enough to survive? Will he finally find a place to call home? Warnings posted in Author notes chapter 1
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,538 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 1,783 - Follows: 2,362 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 2,332 - Follows: 387 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Modest, Too by Luan Mao reviews
Tear it all down and build it back up, better. It's a modest goal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 61,289 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Harry P., Tracey D.
Take That, Princess by grenouille7777 reviews
Harry's not the only one who has to meet his Grim Reaper when he dies. What happens when a particularly annoying redhead meets hers? Reptilia28's challenge goes sideways. Rating for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
The Anomaly by Miriani reviews
Anomaly -n.: something that deviates from what is normal, or expected. An anomaly in a ritual disincorporated Voldemort and left the Potter family as martyrs. Now a thousand years later, another anomaly is exposed, and Destiny refuses to be halted.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mechwarrior/Battletech - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,105 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010
Don't Come Unarmed to a Battle of Wits by Drauchenfyre reviews
Voldemort arrives in Godric's Hollow to a huge surprise...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Albus D., Voldemort - Complete
Dobby House Elf and the Popular Culture by Diresquirrel reviews
Harry makes the mistake of letting people around an impressionable poor house elf. Dobby takes his obsessions a little too seriously. Rating for violence. Yes, violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,585 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Dobby, Harry P. - Complete
Multiverse by Bobmin356 reviews
Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 63,426 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 2,395 - Follows: 505 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
She Who Holds the Strings by Romantic Silence reviews
A twisted grin of satisfaction and victory settled over Hermione's profile as the darkened basement was riddled with her malevolent aura.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Challenge by Phoenix II reviews
Crack! Harry decides he doesn't want to skip his seventh year and hatches a plot to destroy the Dark Lord before September 1st.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Death 1, Destiny 0 by Kinsfire reviews
Voldemort has been defeated, and a party is being thrown in his honor. But there's one guest missing...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Take Care Of Yourself by NothingPretentious reviews
When an infant Harry is rescued from the Dursleys to be raised by his Were-uncle Moony, his Godfather Lord Black, and his time-turned future self, the biggest question is obviously... who gets to be the daddy? T for language, otherwise safe. ON HOLD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,728 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Harry P.
That Most Heinous of Crimes by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Someone else is thrust into the role of Team 7's sensei. Chaos ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,345 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Growing Up Granger by MattD12027 reviews
The true story of Hermione's time at Hogwarts, in her own words. Now between First and Second Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 191,377 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 8/23/2007 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Albus D.
Contact High by forcedInduction reviews
Harry and Hermione had been dating for a few years, and Luna always liked to see them together. Hermione always wondered why. One night, she got her answer. Lunar Harmony - H/Hr/L.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 79 - Published: 6/26/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
How a Marauder Deals With a Troll by Drauchenfyre reviews
What if Harry went to rescue Hermione from the troll alone?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Luna's Helping Hand by Rex Tims reviews
Luna Lovegood has only one person she considers a friend and will go to extreme lengths to help him, including helping him find love with as many women as he can and convincing him it's the right thing to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,937 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 1,519 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Harry P., Luna L.
Muggle Champion by Luan Mao reviews
Hogwarts's education was useless in preparing students for real-life tasks, such as a tri-wizard tournament. What should Harry do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,257 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 157 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3174 - Favs: 4,647 - Follows: 2,389 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Lunch at Maxine's by apAidan reviews
Hermione and her mother Helen are having lunch one Sunday afternoon when Helen asks a most peculiar question. Just how long has Hermione been in love with her best friend?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,691 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Kidnapping for Intermediates by Nightgawk reviews
Harry has finally had enough and he's ready to take the plunge. The Patil twins are more than they seem to be. And Hermione is just stuck in the Middle of it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,330 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Turning Point by Hexadecimal666 reviews
What will finally drive Harry to the killing edge? No relationships, One-off and SHORT .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
XSGCOM: Terra from the Deep by Hotpoint reviews
Crossover between SG1 and XCOM. As old enemies fall by the wayside new ones appear to challenge the Tau'ri and their allies.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 153,663 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 1/3/2010
You're NOT my best friend anymore! by JackOfBladesX reviews
After the battle at Tenchi bridge, Naruto and Sasuke meet...and decide to find different best friends. Insanity ensues. Note Naruto/Sasuke friendship. Not Yaoi. Rated for language. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,521 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto Uzumaki and the Deus Ex Machina no Jutsu by Diresquirrel reviews
THE OBLIGATORY TIME TRAVEL FIC! This is pure parody where Naruto is transported back in time from a terrible future via Madara's Deus Ex Machina no Jutsu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,231 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 247 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Naruto U.
Resurrection Happy by Xelan reviews
Tom Riddle has gone further down the path of immortality than anyone else, but is that a blessing or a curse? A more blood-thirsty Harry and Hermione show Voldemort how unpleasant immortality can be. Extreme violence at the end. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Voldemort
Things Gryffindor House Are No Longer Allowed ToDo by DoctorDan reviews
Voldemort is not the top threat to the Wizarding World; Gryffindor House has him beat in spades! These little hellions are kept safely away from the rest of the population, with a mere seven years available to make them safe to unleash upon the world...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 136 - Published: 3/6/2011
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 4,884 - Follows: 1,761 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
A Parody of Marriage Contracts by Diresquirrel reviews
Professor Sinistra has to explain a situation to the Deputy Headmistress. 'Tis a silly fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap by Seel'vor reviews
Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,521 - Reviews: 4575 - Favs: 6,306 - Follows: 6,422 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Champions by Thor's Shadow reviews
Harry takes a moment to help another Champion during the Second Task, and the unexpected aftermath forever changes his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,370 - Reviews: 2930 - Favs: 6,534 - Follows: 6,874 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - [Harry P., Fleur D.]
Blood Under the Bridge by Lucinda reviews
A different reaction to the miserable summer after the Third Task, and Umbridge. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Harry P.
What He'll Sorely Miss? by MayorHaggar reviews
After the Second Task of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry wonders if Ron is truly the thing he'd miss most, and tries to sort out his feelings for a certain bushy-haired bookworm.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,719 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It's Not Easy Being Veela by Lineape reviews
Quite a day for Harry; he turns sixteen, gets a few gifts, and finds out he's a Veela... Wait, what? Watch as Harry struggles to beat the perspective suitors off with a bat. This isn't what you're expecting AT ALL. I guarantee it. HP/HG, Veela!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3617 - Favs: 7,640 - Follows: 7,373 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Deadly Decisions by Alrissa reviews
Haruno Sakura that actually caught a glimpse of the real world and woke up to smell the blood. Basically a 'what if' preview of what could have happened if Sakura didn't revert after the Chuunin exams. No princess to be rescued here. No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,819 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 324 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Dutiful Child by Luan Mao reviews
A dutiful son provides for his parents.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Ranma - Complete
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 2,554 - Follows: 711 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Royal Mint by yasuhei reviews
Student discipline, true love, time travel, and the life of small ubiquitous objects. A little AU, and not too sensible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 248 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Oops! by Smylingsnake reviews
There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,436 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 1,668 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and Merlin's Reaper by Clell65619 reviews
Harry's world ends as everyone he loves is killed when the Death Eaters attack Bill and Fleur's wedding. Is there such a thing as a Second Chance? Various Ships. Dark world, Sexual situations, Slavery, Extremely AU. Very damaged people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,835 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Darkened Paths by Paladeus reviews
Harry watched Sirius fall through the veil, learns of Dumbledore's manipulations and decides he's had enough. At Sirius' will reading, he finds his godfather has one last master prank to play. Light goals, time training!Gray!Powerful!H/Hr/L, Nev/S J/L
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 148,974 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 2,580 - Follows: 3,059 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Lysandra B.
A Very Harry History by grenouille7777 reviews
A young historian from the distant future researches the Dark Lord's fall by getting into Harry's head, literally, and finds more than she bargained for. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,069 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 85 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 4,286 - Follows: 657 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
More Than You Deserve by The Cold Turkey reviews
AU ignoring Books 6/7. Ron Weasley, Death Eater, is on the run and, after hiding away in a cave, tells his story. Minimal H/Hr mentions. Evil!Ron. Slightly Dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The birdies by Blizdal reviews
There was once a Veela. Harry was also there. They didn't get along.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Excuses for Snape by dogbertcarroll reviews
A strange thought and an excuse for Snape's behavior.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Bungee Jump by Maloran reviews
One-shot Harry was bored. Harry should never get bored, or things like this will happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Complete
The Closet by tumshie reviews
One-shot, Many fanfic authors have Hogwarts being sentient, what if it was and so were the broom closets. Re-edited and re-posted
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Poker Game by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Draco organizes a no-holds-barred poker game. Harry decides to compete... just a little fun fic co-written by Joshua. I might or might not write more on this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,923 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 2,099 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Deus ex Machina by vashsunglasses reviews
One Shot. Dark Fic. Gadget watches Penny and thinks about why it’s vital that she thinks him an idiot.
Inspector Gadget - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Of Vampires and Tangos by Dragonhulk reviews
Parents night becomes more interesting with Gomez and Morticia attending.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Xander H., Wednesday A. - Complete
Agent Double O Hex by KafkaExMachina reviews
A "tragic" accident leaves young Harry in the care of a relative that nobody knew existed. It seems Lily Evans had an Uncle named Edmund Bond who had a son he called James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,289 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 2,364 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
When Prophecy Gives a Choice by tgrave reviews
Trelawney gives one more prophecy and Harry has to choose. Just a small sketch. The end of the sixth year, no HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The FitzPotter Scandal by Ramos reviews
Harry Potter was not really ready for a family. Who is? This is not really a Harry/Harem story - he doesn't even get laid until the very end of things... But it's funny. I promise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,438 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Oh' Frack! by Gundum M reviews
Another short humor fic. Not everyone will find it funny, Battlestar and Stargate
TV X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Logical Consequences by Laume reviews
For many years the Wizarding World turned a blind eye. Now they must face the consequences as the tables are turned on them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 283 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 3,564 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 192 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Kooky Crush by Dragonhulk reviews
Xander attracts freaks, and not all of them are demonic.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Xander H., Wednesday A. - Complete
Great Hero Ramen by drakensis reviews
Tsunade has debts. She thinks that no one will expect the Hokage to pay them. She's wrong.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 178 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Mr Black and the Demoness by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Who is Mr. Black? Is he an ancient Dark Lord looking for redemtion? Or just a guy on vacation who's about to be fed to a demoness?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Dumbledore's Payback by Laume reviews
OOC, AU, Etc. Voldemort is gone, and Harry is free. Now it's time for some payback...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,596 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Parallels by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry has won the war and lost everything he held near and dear. In desperation he gambles everything on a dimensional jump. HPHG Bad Weasleys good Dumbledore. Rated for language and implied sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53,439 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 2,882 - Follows: 597 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tom Riddle and the Goblet of Fire by drakensis reviews
Harry has a power that Voldemort does not know of and through deception, victory.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 80 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Minerva M., Voldemort - Complete
Fluffy The CatWhoMustNotBeNamed by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry recieves a birthday gift that is by far the most useful thing he ever had. May become a series of one shots not connected by plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 165 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Harry P., OC
XRay Specs by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Luna orders a pair of XRay glasses from the back of a non magical magazine.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 123 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Animagus UhOh by Jadedmagus reviews
Harry has a new animagus form. Run girls of Hogwarts, Run.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Kissing Lessons for the Beginner by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Harry needs to learn how to kiss. Who do you think might be kind enough to help him? In chapter seven, Harry finally begins to understand his confusing, female best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,734 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 4,514 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
Hard to Kill by fluffypuppykins reviews
Harry is strangely reluctant to register his Animagus form…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 362 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Power The Dark Lord Knows Of by Finbar reviews
A very silly little one shot where Harry lets Voldemort know about the Power he isnt supposed to know about...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 178 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Darth Voldemort by The Itch reviews
After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 155 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
So Much For Nuremburg by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, "The Satisfying Deaths of "Professor" Umbridge. WARNING: Umbridge death and dismemberment, crazy yet eloquent humor, and a dose of H/Hr!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/31/2003 - Hermione G., Harry P.
The Potter Attraction reviews
He was a runaway child who knew no one wanted him. They set out to prove he was wrong. Harry meets a pair of visitors from far away and together they change the world. AU, Harry/Harem.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 690,350 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 1,597 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Naruto U.
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