The Gentleman Xerneas
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Joined 07-08-11, id: 3055097, Profile Updated: 04-19-15
Author has written 5 stories for Pokémon, and Five Nights at Freddy´s.

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Age: 19

Gender: Male

Ethnicity: A pure breed New Zealander!

Religious View: Neutral Agnostic

Ah, hello! I'm Gentleman Xerneas. Lovely to meet you, unidentified visitor!

I'm a huge fan of both Pokemon and Touhou, and thus I read and study a lot about both of them. Recently I've begun to lose interest in Touhou, so my activity is shifting more towards the Pokemon community.

As you might be able to tell from my new profile picture, recently I've gotten into a small indie game that recently came out called Five Nights At Freddy's. Who knew such a small title would end up being so popular! I've never written a horror themed story before and most of the "scary" parts of the Unova guide are laughable, but I would like to write a story for it if I ever get the time.

I'm a very friendly, kind are carefree person, who likes to take it easy and live life one day at a time. I like to help other people improve with their stories, but I don't normally read or review other stories, and for good reason. Whenever I read a story each review I have the tendency to leave massive walls of text giving an analysis about the chapter and explaining what was good about it, what was bad, and what could have been improved. It could almost be called free beta-reading. If you're going to bother reviewing someone's story, then you might as well put all your effort in and help them, even if it means being blunt. That's the motto I review by.

I don't have the time to go to so much effort, so I just don't bother most of the time.

Currently the only story that I'm working on is Five Weeks At Freddy's. What started off as a small story to write for fun in my spare time ended up snow-balling into my most popular story yet. The reason that I'm working on this story so much is because of the amount of attention and appreciation it gets from my dear readers, and so long as it continues to entertain people I'm going to continue writing it.

I'm really looking forward to watching this story grow and develop over time and I'm looking forward to sharing that experience with my readers too. It's always so entertaining to see all the theories my readers come up, how they interpret things and how and why they love this story. It's definitely the most rewarding part of writing this.

I have a few interests and hobbies, but they change rather frequently. Some of my favourite things are the following:

Pokemon: I'm a huge Pokemon fan! I've been a fan since Red and Blue first came out, I remember fondly the huge hype everyone at school had when we first discovered Mew! Shortly after Crystal was released I fell out of the Pokemon fandom for a few years, but by the time Platinum came out I rejoined. Generation V is my favourite generation, and I think Unova is the best thing that has ever happened to Pokemon. Nearly all of my favourite Pokemon come from Unova.

Japanese Culture: I'm currently enrolled in the first year of a Bachelor's Degree in Japanese, and It's the best fun I've had in ages! I've always loved Japanese culture, philosophy, so learning about it every day is great. Japan has two 'faces' as you could put it, the traditional side, and the modern side. I love both of these and it's awesome to see that Japan has maintained it's ancient history within this rapidly modernizing world. Additionally, Japanese people make really cool friends, even if communication can be strained sometimes.

Writing: Hah, I wouldn't be here if I didn't, right? Even as a young boy, I've loved writing all sorts of stories. The freedom and creativity that writing grants you is simply astounding, plus it allows you to entertain other people, something else I love! It's a shame I don't have the spare time to write as much as I want to.

If you have any questions or want to say hi you're more than welcome to send me a PM, just be aware that I may not respond immediately. I still have about a billion unread PMs glaring at me from my inbox already.


"Do I have permission to write my own guide in the same style as yours?"

No, you do not. I wrote the Unova guide because it was a unique concept and I want it to stay that way. You can write your own guides or whatever so long as they aren't blatant copies of my own works, however.

"Will you be working on other regions after finishing the Unova guide?"

For god's sake YES. When the Unova guide is done with I'll start work on the Kalos guide. Please stop asking me this question, I've already answered it several times in both Author's Notes within the guide and PMs and I'm sick of being asked about it. Any PMs asking me this will be ignored.

"Why don't you update the guide anymore? I've been waiting for ages!"

I understand how you feel and I'm sorry for not updating enough. Since a majority of my readers are silent I don't know how many people are waiting on an update, but I sympathise with my regular reviewers who I know really like the guide. But, I have a life of my own to live and I can't spend it all in front of the computer writing stories. I have a house to maintain, college classes to attend and friendships to uphold. Additionally, spending too much time working on the guide ends up making it a chore, rather than something I enjoy doing, and when that happens the quality of the guide ends up declining as I force myself to sit there and do it against my will.

"What happened to Legendary Origins and Guidance?"

They've been discontinued indefinitely. While further chapters are still a possibility, right now I don't have the time or inclination to work on them.

"Why did you attack Ask-Gentleman-Xerneas on Tumblr?"

A few people have attacked me over this on both this site and and other sites, usually mixed in with insults and threats of violence. So to put and end to it, I'm going to explain the whole situation to put an end to any more questions regarding this situation.

Initially, a few people came to me asking questions about my tumblr, to which I replied that I have no such thing. Upon investigation I discovered that someone had make a Tumblr rp blog using my name. I asked my readers both on my profile and in a guide chapter to let me know if they knew anything about the situation.

From that point onwards I had NOTHING to do with the situation, and it wasn't until I received some very angry PMs that I found out that something had happened. By that time it seems that the blog has been taken down so I don't know what happened, but it seems as though prior to that people were attacking the blog's creator. As for why the blog is gone, whether or not the creator took it down themselves or it was forcibly removed, I don't know.

I'm not going to condemn or blame those people for what they did, as they were simply trying to help me and it was my fault for addressing the blog in the first place. But it's damn shame that blog is gone, as the artist was pretty good and it seems that they were well-liked in the Tumblr Pokemon rp community.

With all that explained, please don't blame me for anything I didn't do.

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You Paired Me With Who? by Midori12 reviews
The characters of Pokémon have been paired off with some strange people and/or Pokémon, but how do they really feel about it? Well, here's their first-hand accounts! Watch them go through their own shipping lists with mostly humorous responses! What could possibly go wrong? - Currently updating old chapters; May 5 - Skyla, Max and Trip / May 8 - Volkner, Black and Bianca (Bel)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 46,640 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 9/6/2012
Wings by The Neverending Meep reviews
Just how far can a soul be stretched before it shatters? Most don't want to find out, and those who know won't answer. However, that's something that Sparky the Emolga finds out, whether she likes it or not. Like a feather caught in a breeze, happiness is a fragile thing. The slightest change can turn bliss into bedlam.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,125 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/15/2015 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Kadabra/Yungerer, Furret/Ootachi, Emolga/Emonga - Complete
The Surprising Adventures of a Glaceon in Unova by Captain Spock reviews
Saved from the brink of death, Boreas is now on the adventure of his life, exploring the region of Unova. Accompanied by a noble Servine, an attractive Vaporeon with conflicting loyalties, a wise, kind Dratini, their trusty trainer and many other friends, will they succeed in their quest to defeat Team Plasma, who have declared war on all trainers?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 382,302 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Glaceon/Glacia, Snivy/Tsutarja, Zoroark, Vaporeon/Showers - Complete
Poké Wars: The Convalescence by Cornova reviews
Battered and bruised, we rest to gather our strength and let our wounds heal. With each passing day we grow stronger, doing what we can to bring order to this new chaotic world. The losses have been steep, but we have subsisted. We were scattered and lost, but we have coalesced into something stronger. Now, we will begin to make our stand.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,782 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi
The Great Pokémon Guides - Kanto by Toketsu Kokuren reviews
A compilation of guides regarding the traits of the Pokémon of the Kanto Region. Inspired by The Extended Unova Pokémon Guide property of The Gentleman Xerneas.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,409 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Mew, Bulbasaur/Fushigidane
Legendary Athlete by FalconPain reviews
A trainer successfully captures Mewtwo against his will with intent to train him for... the Pokéathlon? Will Mewtwo be able to adjust? What about his teammates? Will he ever regain his freedom? And most importantly, what was his trainer thinking?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,278 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Mewtwo
Virizion Ends the World by KitKatKins reviews
Short Christmas One-Shot about Virizion experiencing a Christmas act of kindness. Made from three random topics.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Virizion - Complete
Blazblue Zombies by MaesLawliet reviews
An unknown infection has ravaged Kagutsuchi. Those infected want nothing more than to sate their hunger with the flesh of others. Who will survive and more importantly, will anyone survive? Complete.
BlazBlue - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,992 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Complete
Hong's Lament by NazoDi reviews
Short story about Hong Meiling hunting down other ladies of Gensokyo for an unknown reason. Violence.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,445 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - H. Meiling - Complete
The Life of the Legendaries by Zarrelion reviews
It seems the Legendaries have it easy: relax and watch over the Earth while living in the ultra-luxurious Hall of Origins. But one name threatens their idyllic life: Cyrus. Can the Legendaries and their Pokémon trainer allies take down this madman?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 98,992 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Arceus, Giratina
Canon Rape by Bittersweet Romanticide reviews
In the fandom of Pokemon, some characters are badly portrayed, laws of the realm are clearly denied, and inconsistencies run rampant through poorly written stories. Don't worry, fair readers, I'm here to help. Innuendos and very coarse language.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 87,819 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Once in a Blue Moon by FlamesEmbrace reviews
One miserable night, Meowth finds himself leading Pikachu and Buneary on an ill-advised adventure to a midnight party he was making up the whole time. Krazyshipping Meowth/Pikachu One-shot
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,236 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Meowth/Nyarth, Pikachu - Complete
No Antidote by FalconPain reviews
Bulbasaur and his trainer had an agreement: they would make it to the Pokémon League, or go down trying. So even when faced with utter tragedy, he decides that he and his trainer will live up to their promise. By any means necessary.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 69,839 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Bulbasaur/Fushigidane - Complete
Beginning Trainer's Guide to Pokémon by Kuraselache reviews
Your handy trainer's guide on how to look after your Pokémon. This guide contains knowledge on the care, temperament and needs of the Pokémon you're looking after, and what to expect when training them. Permanently on hold.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,487 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
Mute, Too by FalconPain reviews
After losing a battle to the dark Pokémon Darkrai, Mewtwo awakens to find that he no longer has his psychic abilities. No longer able to float, read minds, or even talk to humans or Pokémon, he must rebuild his life. But how much of this can he take?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,180 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Mewtwo, Sabrina/Natsume - Complete
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Five Weeks at Freddy's reviews
Mike Schmidt is in a rough patch at the moment, forcing him to take on an extra part time job as a security guard for a kid's restaurant on its last legs. The ad in the paper made it seem easy enough even if it's underpaid work, but little does Mike know Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, during the night, is Hell on Earth. May become M rated due to graphic violence, language and/or romance.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 162,491 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Mike Schmidt, Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie, Foxy
The Extended Unova Pokemon Guide reviews
This Guide will give you the very best advice and information on how to raise, train, bond and take care of your very own Unova-native pokemon! Learn everything you can about your little (or big) friends! Written by the highly accomplished and quirky Pokemon Professor Fuhri. Note: The author is not held accountable for any murders or injuries inflicted by Pokemon.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 138 - Words: 365,065 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Zoroark, Victini, Genesect, Cobalion
Legendary Origins reviews
Every Legendary Pokemon has a legend behind them, that's part of what makes them legendary. But where did these legends begin? How did these great beings become who they are? What pushed their resolve? This is a collection of short stories that reveals the secret history of the Legendaries, and how they came to be.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,424 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Mewtwo, Genesect
Guidance reviews
Zane is a boy with a bleak life, something that could barely be called a life at all. But on one day he decides to break away from his strict lifestyle to investigate Lostlorn Forest. Now the young man finds himself swept up with the secret life of Zoroark society as he and his newfound Zoroark friend come to terms with the changes his actions has caused for the two of them.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,276 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Zoroark
Broken Audi(N)o reviews
No one loves Audino. No one cares about Audino. Everyone hits Audino! But one day a nice green-haired boy finds Audino, and it looks like everything is going to be just fine... Oneshot about a poor, sad Audino.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Audino/Tabunne, N H./Natural H. G. - Complete