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Joined 07-08-11, id: 3055661, Profile Updated: 06-23-12
Author has written 5 stories for Big Time Rush, and Glee.

My name is Rachel. You're not getting my last name. I'm 15 years old. I love big time rush and GLEE.


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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm EMO so I MUST be GAY
I hang out with EMOS so I MUST be EMO too.
I BLEND IN so I MUST be a POSER


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Big Brother, Baby Sister by BTRlover98 reviews
100 moments between Kendall and Katie.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 58 - Words: 52,696 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Kendall, Katie K.
One big crazy Family by case1234 reviews
Shelby and Will schuester and how they handle the many ups and downs of parenthood. Their children are Rachel, Kurt, Sam, Brittany, Puck and Finn.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 70,446 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 11/14/2010
The Hudmel Movie Night Extravaganza! by BradyHudson reviews
What happens when Sam moves in with Finn and Kurt? Epic movie nights!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Sam E., Kurt H. - Complete
Perfect by B00kw0rm92 reviews
Sam Evans is a foster child with a dark past and many secrets. His terror of having to leave yet another home has him in a desperate attempt to be perfect, but what happens when his attempts go overboard? And how long can he keep it up? /AU after 2x10
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 109,838 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Sam E., Quinn F. - Complete
All Worth It by KelsIsVictorious reviews
Five year old Santana Schuester and Brittany Evans instantly become best friends and as they grow closer, Santana notices that Brittany and her older brother Sam are so different from her family… and yet so alike in so many ways.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,730 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P.
Through Sickness by lilzipop reviews
"Sam, just drink the juice." "Fine." One deep breathe, a few gulps, an exclamation of disgust and a tickle attack later and the juice was drunk. A short fluffly drabble about Sam being sick.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Mercedes J., Sam E. - Complete
Sam Evans' Theory of Holistic Ice Cream Therapy by lightblue-Nymphadora reviews
Sam goes to Santana's house to comfort her after her breakup with Brittany. Sam/Santana friendship
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Sam E., Santana L. - Complete
Big Time Sickness, Part II by 96.tyler reviews
Carlos is sick? How will the guys and Mama Knight handle the ball of endless energy sick! Second part to Big Time Sickness. It's back.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,235 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Carlos, Logan
7th Heaven Glee Family by kablava3595 reviews
Will Shuester lost his wife, Shelby, 5 years ago. His seven children, Finn, Rachel, Puck, Sam, Kurt, Brittany, and Katie are growing up fast. Read as their lives progress through the OC's point of view, the youngest Schuester.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011
Life Unexpected by MM624 reviews
AU Glee family! Follow the crazy Schuester clan as they love, laugh, cry, yell, and annoy the hell out of each other. I know I spelt Schuester wrong. ALSO, I DO NOT OWN GLEE, BUT OMG I WISH. This story is Family/Humor/DRAMA.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,212 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Shelby C., Will S.
Big Time Virus by emmyloser reviews
James gets sick. Normally being a healthy person, James is extra miserable, especially when the illness starts to affect his complextion. Good thing he has his best friends to take care of him and cheer him up! No slash, just friendship.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,904 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - James, Logan - Complete
Somewhere Only We Know by OldFanfictionThatIHateDearly reviews
Just a tidge of Kendall angst for you, with the comforter as none other than our little Logan. Sometimes, live is just overwhelming... Sweet enough to rot your teeth!
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kendall, Logan
Like a Leader by 2 kool 2 spell 'kool' right reviews
"I was the leader, I wasnt supposed to be the one to fall. Ive let you guys down, Ive let you all down." He was always there to pick them up when they fell down; what happens when he falls down?
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Kendall - Complete
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How to Save a Life reviews
Slightly AU. Finn Hudson has the perfect life. He has the perfect family, the perfect girlfriend, and the perfect best friend. But one mistake will change all of this. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Finn H., Sam E.
You Get What You Give
Our favorite couples grew up and had children of their own. Now they're back in Lima, hoping that with the help of their friends, they won't completely mess their kids up.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2012 - New Directions
The Warblers reviews
An AU story where all of the GLEE guys are Warblers. All canon couples and Quick
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Dalton Academy Warblers, New Directions
Superman reviews
Kendall is Katie's Superman. Song fic to Superman by Taylor Swift.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Katie K., Kendall - Complete
Big Time Facebook reviews
This is just another pointles yet very funny facebook fic.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Complete