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Joined 12-06-02, id: 305634, Profile Updated: 05-13-10
Author has written 13 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Bleach, Kingdom Hearts, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

I write because I couldn't live without it, not because I think I can say something that someone else hasn't said before. I write more frequently than I eat - which is to say, I write every day, without fail, and love it.

Fanfiction is to me what chocolate is to other people - unbelievably delicious and vaguely unhealthy. It takes way too much time out of my other creative endeavors; but that's really alright, because it lets me learn and grow as a writer.

I tend to write alternate universe as a vehicle through which the original story can be explained and the characters given motivation. That being said, I have absolutely no qualms about killing characters in the service of the story, AU or not - but then, if you've made it this far, you've probably figured that out by now.


Lie Like You Mean It is totally finished, dammit. This thing took up eight months of my life - and by "took up," I mean "consumed." It inhabited every spare moment, every spare thought, and a lot of them that definitely weren't spare too! I dreamed about this thing. Repeatedly.

Never Was Another is my brain-candy fic, the one that I write because it's so easy to come up with. I think I really started it because I needed a break on Lie Like You Mean It, so I don't know whether I'll continue it or not - the two fics are two different ways of telling the same story, really. Also it depends on if I can get my head back in that mode.

I have a bunch of started fics that I will finish, dammit, including some AkuRoku, Zemyx, Sephiroth/Cloud, Axel/Demyx, and god help me, a Zack and Angeal genfic. Genfic, me? Really? Anyway, feel free to keep an eye out if any of that interests you. I don't know when the next time is I'll post, given that I'm trying to focus on original novels/short stories, but I'll finish something every so often, I swear. (12/12/09)

To anyone who's made it here: I love you deeply and passionately. No, no, really! Thanks so much for reading.

(5/14/10: Also to anyone who's made it here; I'm so sorry about the formatting problems my stories recently acquired. I've been checking on them and realized that all of the breaks between sections were unceremoniously removed by FFN's stupid retconning autocorrect feature, removing unwanted text characters willy-nilly. I'm fixing it. You're probably not here if that turned you off of my stories, but let it be known that I have an issue with the fact that asterisks are considered taboo.)

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How To Do Nothing At All by Falaphesian reviews
In a world of possibility, Xigbar's only desire is to do absolutely nothing. With Luxord in tow, the two set off on a most grand adventure to determine just how many things they can get by without doing. 'Nothing' has never been so full of 'something.'
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 127,775 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Xigbar, Luxord
A Lesser Beauty by Versace Frolic reviews
Roxas, a junior in college, is tormented by emotional baggage and unrequited love. On a campus populated by burnouts and bored intellectuals, Roxas is just another proverbial drop in the bucket of teenage apathy. Then he meets Axel. Roxas-centric AkuRoku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 136,168 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada by Quillslinger reviews
AU. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single high school boy in possession of a good libido, must be in want of a girlfriend — or a pretend one. Axel/Roxas and others.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,128 - Reviews: 1665 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Bachelor Party by Kilerkki reviews
Konoha's Yellow Flash doesn't often get drunk. But when his team finally struggles up over the hill to find him, he's hard at work on putting the third sheet to the wind. [Oneshot, Team Yondaime]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Minato N., Kakashi H. - Complete
In Loathing Memoriam by T3h Toby-Chan reviews
You just had to have everything... Envy comes to realize that sin traits aren't just for show. EnvyGracia Episode 25 spoilers
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,097 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Envy, Gracia H.
As Equals by Dark Manifest reviews
During the Mars terraforming project, Zechs and Noin are forced to face issues between each other that have been ignored for too long. It's about time they gained some equal standing. [Under revision]
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,450 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/27/2003 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Zechs M., L. Noin
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Five Times Riza said No to Roy Mustang reviews
Five Times Riza Said No to Roy Mustang, and One Time She Didn't. Does what it says on the tin. Follows their lives as military dogs together.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
On Words Never Spoken reviews
Riku had never realized that sometimes, love could mean watching from a distance. He’d never had to, before Kairi. Sometimes, loving Sora hurt more than anything - and he hated that he didn't know how to stop. Oneshot, Canonverse. Riku/Sora.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,996 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Waltz of the Damned reviews
A tainted lust, white on black, a neverending masquerade, a spiral staircase, and a girl trapped by her desire for all she can never have. MarluxiaNamine.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Naminé, Marluxia - Complete
A Thousand Miles, Collapsed reviews
This was a strange garden of Eden - the sacred moon bore down on him like a threat from above the sea of steel and neon, and the forbidden fruit could be found on the lips of a blonde boy who had only half a soul. Oneshot, Roxas/Riku Riku/Sora
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Riku, Roxas - Complete
Lie Like You Mean It reviews
The line between black and white fades as Axel, a morally questionable assassin with an aversion to truth in all its many forms, finds Roxas, and betrayal is the least of the evils committed in service of the ultimate good. AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 131,857 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Never Was Another reviews
Roxas had never had much hope for a quiet, relatively peaceful existence as a Nobody. At least he was never disappointed. Akuroku, Zemyx.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,826 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Roxas, Axel
Stockholm Syndrome reviews
Castle Oblivion is a place where the dregs of society - the insane or mentally disturbed - are thrown to be conveniently forgotten about. Saix tries to hold onto his sanity in a world that doesn't acknowledge him as human, and others find reasons to live.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,574 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Saïx, Xemnas - Complete
The Perfect Poison
Oneshot, Gin character study. Irrational hatred can be a powerful motivation. A meditation on fury, jealousy, and the forces that would would drive a man to do evil. GinRan, GinKira
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/20/2007 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
Blood and Sacrifice reviews
Multipart, divergent timeline. War rages between Hueco Mundo and Soul Society. Every life has its price - is one at the expense of many truly worth the loss? Multipairing. Hiatus.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007
Truth or Dare reviews
Young Renji, Kira, and Hinamori play truth or dare, and the Twelfth Division's just scary.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Renji A. - Complete
Strings reviews
Drabbleish. Gin could have had Aizen's throne, but it's so much easier to get what you want if nobody's watching.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/1/2007 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
Acquisition reviews
Multipart AU. In the first years of Meiji, Gin is a politician, Rangiku's a prostitute, Aizen's a murderer and Kira is caught in the middle of it all. Loyalties are divided, people are broken, and in the end, is death the only redemption? GinRan, GinKira
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,194 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Between the Devil and the Deep reviews
Davy Jones, Elizabeth Swann, and a legend that comes full circle.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Complete