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Joined 07-08-11, id: 3056673, Profile Updated: 07-14-12
Author has written 4 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hello! This is Rabid Hitachiin Productions! I am Me (RabidOtakuGirl or Rabid) My air head (Hitachiin girl or just Hitachiin, or now even Hita!) finally got this thing up and running! Yay! I know right? So, What we do is write totally random Ouran stuff! Or others!

Hey! It's HitachiinGirl. It's true i can be an airhead. But Rabid's being a idiot for making me actually write something. But anyway Yay, finally got the account up. Rabid's definitely right it will be very random!

Dont make me go Russia on you Hitachiin! Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol Anway, Yeah lots of randomness! Anyway, Hitachiin! You wont write cause your a lazy ass!!

Wow Rabid. I would write but i'm waiting for you to start something, dont expect me to start something. This'll be my first time writing so, it's probably going to suck.

Well, whatever! Hah! Anyway, give us some ideas, PM me about your ideas and I will talk to Hitachiin about it. I will fix what sucks about our story when we write.. Anyway, here are some of MY sayings...




I say Simple Plan


I say Ivan Braginski

You say Pop

I say Death metal

You say I'm WEIRD


The Difference Between Friends and Best Friends

REMEMBER: A good friend gives you bail money when you're in jail - a best friend will be sitting next to you and saying "Man, that was fun!"

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again.

If you get sent to jail, a friend will bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, "Darn we sure screwed up!"

A good friend will wipe your tears when you get rejected, but a best friend will prank call the boy and say, "You will die in seven days!"

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME , LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!"

Friends will ask you why you are crying but best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

She's my best friend, break her heart and I'll break your face!

I used to be normal, until I met those losers I now call my best friends!

A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.

A best friend is a girl you can call in the middle of the night and say you killed someone and she would say "Where should we hide the body."

A friend will laugh at you when you play the air guitar a best friend will be standing there next to you doing the drum beat on your head
A friend will know your favorite pop song a best friend will know your secretly into death heavy metal
Friends will love your mom, best friends will want to marry your mom so they can officially be your father
A friend will start talking like you, with a best friend it will make no sense when you talk
A friend will try and find you a date to the dance, a best friend will be your date
A friend will tell you "yes you do look good in that dress!" a best friend will be telling you, in detail, how hidious you appear
A friend will take a bullet for you, a best friend will be the one pulling the trigger
A friend knows of the guy you like, a best friend knows all twelve of them
A friend will keep track of the guy you like a best friend will track the guy you love
A friend will try and calm you down when your pissed, a best friend will be cracking jokes until your over it

My friends are people who would spend hours trying to drown a fish but I love them to death!

"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

Me: Hm? Russia?

30 minutes later*

Me: Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolk

Mom: Uhhh... Are you okay?

Me: I dont know, do you wanna become one with mother Russia, da?

Mom: ಠ_ಠ

Check out my profile for tons more of this stuff!

hey! I don't really know what to say right now. But Rabid wouldn't keep asking me to go say something, so here i am.. Well, anyways i don't really have anything like Rabid put so...yeah. But I do have one.

Ever noticed the "ii" in Hitachiin? "ii" looks like two people. Two IDENTICAL people... catch my drift?

Ever noticed how the twins birthday is 6/9... that's an "Identical" date.

Bisco Hatori is more clever than you may have thought -

See Ya Later!

Well, we do need to get this thing updated and looking good. (Not that I care I dont even know why..) Anyway, 69.. VERY WRONG NUMBER!!! (Sorry, pervert mind running wild) *Shot* I love Ouran though so I am okay with it. I am in love with tons of Anime, so if you have any thing wanting to be written PM me on my regular profile and I will gladly help you mkay? Hitachiin, I swear Belarus will invade your vital regions... LAWL!!! if you dont get it, ask me later and I MIGHT give you a straight answer. (Probably not, I never give people straight answers).

Hey Hitachiin here! We havent been on in awhile because school, family, Rabid has tennis, yeah yeah. You get where I'm going with this. So, anyways, we are currently taking any free time we have to work on this story. We will upload it as soon as Rabid gets ungrounded. Yeah, its a long story. But the story should start in November... I think. I'll check with Rabid, but we are still willing to write any ideas you might have. So if you have anything just PM Rabid (I dont know why we dont just let you PM this account but, oh well, whatever Rabid says goes! I have personally nominated her as the leader of this account :p) and we'll try/think about it. So talk to ya later with the latest update!

Hitachiin here, again. Rabid is still grounded :(. But, we are getting somewhere on our story. It will be posted as soon as we can get on a computer. So, we are still waiting. She said November 2nd is the day she gets ungrounded, thats awhile away. So, we are getting our story done that way we'll be able to update a lot! Sorry about the long wait! Bye Bye!

Hitachiin here, again, again. Sadly, Rabid got screwed soooooo she wont be on until November 16!!!!!!! You can complain to her later! Sooo, bye!

Hita here. Rabid will be on soon! But! I bring you good news! We will be having another (AWESOME) writer, who is our other best friend, join us on here! Her name is BeyondLawlietL, she, Rabid, and I are in a story that Rabid wrote and will be posting soon. But our name will now be changing to BeyondRabidHitachiinProductions, its so long isnt it? But its fitting! Our first story we were writing (I think i metioned here before..) is on a very long hiatus for well, who knows how long! We lost inspiration and ideas and are currently trying to revive it(Well i am, Rabid's trying to get her other stories ready for posting). Rabid told me to come on and update our profile so I did just for her! Beyond will talk sometime on here as soon as she can we still have to give her the login information and lalala all of that stuff so...Um i had something else to say but i forgot. Oh well! Ciao!

Privyet comrades!!! I AM BACK FROM THE NETHERLANDS AND I MEAN THE COUNTRY (Not the dead). Anyway, we will also being doing some Hetalia fanfiction writing!!!!

Yo! Rabid here! Uuh, yeah were working on Hetalia Truth or Dare! It'll be out quick!

Hitachiin here! I just posted our first story that was mentioned in Rabid's most previous post and well there you go Rabid took me and hour but eh I'll yell at you later for it. Bye Bye!

Yo, it's Beyond! I'm in italics! I love Italics! Anyways, I'm important. Never forget me. If you do, I'll violently rip your head off. After I find you. This'll be easy. MUAHAHAH- Yeah. I'm not scary, am I? Rabid is telling me to get off so SHE can update. I'll do this later. BUT, SHE IS GROUNDED AND SHOULD BE IN HER EMO CORNER, BUT IS NOT. WHY DOESN'T SHE LISTEN TO ME? Ah, well Ciao

Okay, Rabid here!! Beyond is currently whacking me with a stuffed panda and a ping-pong paddle... Oh well, Beyond, I forgot you.. Oops an- ID KILL YOU, BUT I DONT WANT TO HIDE YOUR BODY! Okay Beyond.. Would you kindly SHUT UP!!!!!! I dont even a question mark you will shut up! you dont even a question mark? Yes! Anyway, before Beyond was being a jerk, yeah we are workin on it but we need more reviews.. So yeah, I dont listen to anyway but myself!!! IM A BIG KID NOW!!!! I'm so proud, Rabid WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY?!! Anyway, off to kill!!! Kolkolkol

Hi!! Posting Rochu iceskating Fic!!! And Beyond's changing it to Hetalia Winter Drabbles

Hello! I am back! Have you missed me? Well Liet will be joining us today or tonight dont know when she'll update but she will be UNDERLINED ANYWAYS! Well Beyond and I wrote a story during this week and its is very funny and weird so when Beyond posts it, check it out! And possibly leave a review, yes, no? I say yes but meh, do what you want. The only one who would force you to would have to be beloved Rabid. Love you Rabid Okay well goodbye our fellow followers/readers/whatever the heck else you wish to be called!

What if they want to be called stalkerlingly individuals?

Then they can. Have fun with that fun stalkering stuff, you weird stalkerlingly individuals. So...Yeah!

HELLO HUMANBEINGS OF THE EARTH! I have finally updated something from me. Rabid, I couldn't update because you did not give me the password!!!

Hiya We are now officialy BeyondRabidHitaLietProductions! Oh yeah we reached the max amount of number of letters, how awesome are we?! Hahahaha! Well me and Liet are writing a parody of Suite Surrender! Its currently WIP (Work In Progress) but it will be perfecto when we are done! So tata see you later ;)

Totally can't wait to read that one.


You spelled irresponsible wrong.

Shut up before I kick your ass so hard, Russia, Cuba, and Belarus would cry in fear da?

Hey! Rabid and Beyond! Behave! Don't make me lecture you, Rabid. Hita

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Suite Surrender: Hetalia Style!
When two rival diva countries, Russia and America, book the same hotel suite...the hotel is doomed! Watch as the staff have to try and hide the fact that they are both staying in the same suite! Please read! The summary sucks, but the stoy is much better! I promise! NOT a RussiaxAmerica! -Hita and Liet
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,593 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2012 - America, Russia
Hetalia Truth or Dare reviews
So basically it's a truth or dare fic, Hetalia style. Not much else we can say. Some chapters might not be T rated but we don't want to rate it anthing else cause its not all that bad.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011
Hetalia Winter Drabbles reviews
Made this in 10 minutes but it is still hilarious. Please read and review da? Or Russia might just have to take away Yaoi from all Yaoi lovers of Hetalia. But, You can't spell Yaoi without Yao.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012
If we could race Germany reviews
This is pointless, but it's funny, so READY IN ANYWAYS. Or Rabid/Beyond might kill you. Love, Beyond and Rabid
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Germany