The Satyricon
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Joined 12-06-02, id: 305683
Author has written 22 stories for Smallville, Batman, and Office.

~ The Satyricon ~

~A Good Friend, A Bad Influence, and A Major Distraction~

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Harlequin Dreams by chunkeymonkey reviews
A Chlark story set in high school. Silliness and heaving bosoms abound!
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,889 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Chloe S., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Losing Myself In You by chunkeymonkey reviews
Sometimes what you want, isn't what you need . Follows no special events except Clark got Lana to leave Lex for him. Chloe, Clark, Lana, Jimmy. Chlark definitely friendship, maybe more? Warning: contains some Chlimmy and Clana!
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,892 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Chloe S., Clark K./Superman - Complete
A Kiss to Build a Dream On by chunkeymonkey reviews
A HarryLuna pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,763 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Nothing Like You And I by aspdstra reviews
New relationships are so much fun...and really complicated. C/C.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/12/2005 - Published: 1/6/2005
A River In Egypt by aspdstra reviews
Denial is a sad, sorry emotion, and Chloe's sick of putting up with it. C/C.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,316 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2004 - Clark K./Superman, Chloe S. - Complete
Natural Habitat by LJC reviews
Chloe Sullivan, age 13.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,722 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Chloe S. - Complete
RUBY TRUTH by Valentine Michel Smith reviews
Alternate ending for Red.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,238 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/17/2003 - Published: 10/29/2002 - Complete
The Harlequin by Mistah Js girl reviews
A bio type on Harley, in a very fantasy dramatic way. It just goes over from when she started at Arkham and kind of jumps around with Her adding comments in between. Has a few violent moments, no sex, but some sensual parts.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,294 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2001 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
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Goodbye, Take Care, I Love You reviews
Chloe Sullivan and Clark Kent learn something VITAL about Chloe right before her big trip out of the country. Part of the Satyr Icon CHLARK AU series.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Chloe S., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Once in a Lifetime
Michael Scott contemplates his past, and looks ahead to the future. Jan Levinson is willing to be his guide. Set after “The Job”. PG13. Be kind to review review kindly.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
Not Gould reviews
You are Jan Levinson Gou..wait, it's not Gould anymore, just Jan Levinson. How does Michael Scott figure in that equation? Rating: PG13. Keywords: Michael Scott, Jan Levinson. Spoilers: Set after “Back From Vacation”. Be kind, review review kindly.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
The Bittersweet Ballad of Pete Ross reviews
Pete Ross and Clark Kent go camping, but why is Chloe Sullivan coming along? and why does that infuriate Pete? Set in Icon AU Freshman Year. Special Guest star: PETE ROSS. Revised Version! Be kind, review kindly!
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,511 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Clark K./Superman, Chloe S. - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon reviews
Lex Luthor finds his identity in life...set in the ICON Chlark AU, freshman year, after Carnival...Be kind, review kindly!
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Lex L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
The Long Goodbye reviews
Clark Kent and Chloe Sullivan Kent are where Jon and Martha Kent need them most...39TH in the Icon Chlark AU series...Be kind, review kindly!
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Clark K./Superman, Chloe S. - Complete
Pantheon reviews
KWIZ's Billy Batson follows a story to Smallville and teams up with Chloe Sullivan...Captain Marvel and Clark Kent team up as well...SIXTH story in the Icon Chlark AU series....Be kind, review kindly!
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,715 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Clark K./Superman, Chloe S.
Somebody Save Me reviews
Chloe Sullivan escapes to her safe place, a place called Smallville...R for implied rape....It all started with a question...”what's the craziest Smallville story you have in your head, but couldn't write....no fear or shame?” and I wrote Mine!...Be kind,
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Chloe S., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Ravenous, A Bed Time Story reviews
It's bedtime for Chloe Sullivan and Clark Kent...Rated Hard R ...31ST in the Icon Chlark AU series...Be kind, review kindly!
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Clark K./Superman, Chloe S. - Complete
Valentine reviews
Chloe Sullivan and Clark Kent spend a hot afternoon inside on a cold Valentine's Day....Rated hard R...25TH in the Icon Chlark AU series...Be kind, review kindly!
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Chloe S., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Spooning in the Loft After Midnight reviews
The aftermath of Chloe Sullivan's and Clark Kent's First Time...Rated Hard R...18TH Story in the Icon Chlark AU series....Be kind, review kindly!
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Chloe S., Clark K./Superman - Complete
The Informant reviews
Chloe Sullivan gets a message, Info. Boiler roomSHS. U have 5 min...what does the Informant want in RETURN for the info?....Guest Starring Pete Ross and Clark Kent ...RATED R ...21ST in the Icon Chlark AU series...Be kind, review kindly!
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Chloe S., Clark K./Superman - Complete
MSN Crush reviews
Clark Kent gets a computer and the Internet, and Chloe Sullivan gets company on a very stormy day...Cowritten with the wonderful and talented hottietom....FIRST story in the Icon Chlark AU series...Be kind, review kindly!
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,801 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Clark K./Superman, Chloe S. - Complete
It's The Thought That Counts reviews
Harley Quinn had a wonderful Valentine's Day planned, but The Joker had other plans...THIRD in the JHQ series by The Satyr Icon...Be kind, review kindly!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Une Petit Morte reviews
It is Harley Quinn's First Time... and the Joker is involved in the act! The title is French for A Little Death...Second Story in the JHQ series by The Satyr Icon...Be kind, review kindly!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
The Joke's The Same, But Not The Delivery reviews
The Joker hates changes...so why is making them for Harley Quinn?...First Story in the JHQ series by The Satyr Icon...Be kind, review kindly!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2006 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Pete's Basement Party Hot In Here reviews
Chloe Sullivan and Clark Kent are VERY glad that Pete Ross throws a party...19TH in the Icon Chlark AU series...Be kind, review kindly!
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Chloe S., Clark K./Superman - Complete
The Carnival reviews
Clark Kent and Chloe Sullivan go on their First Date at the annual Smallville carnival...and Beppo the Missing Link make it a date to remember...Much acclaimed FIFTH Story in the ICON AU Chlark series...Be kind, review kindly!
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,645 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Clark K./Superman, Chloe S. - Complete
Rite of Passage reviews
Chloe Sullivan gets her license, and so much more from Clark Kent, one sunny day...SEVENTH in the ICON Chlark AU series...Be kind, review kindly!
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,246 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Clark K./Superman, Chloe S. - Complete
AIM High reviews
AOL Instant Messages between Clark Kent, Chloe Sullivan, Pete Ross and Lana Lang...Homework, flirting, and a romantic ending...Fourth in the ICON Chlark AU series...Be kind, review kindly!
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Clark K./Superman, Chloe S. - Complete
Little Rituals reviews
Its Chloe Sullivan's 23rd birthday, and she gets more than simple birthday gifts from her boyfriend, Clark Kent...33RD in the Icon Chlark AU series...Be kind, review kindly!
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Clark K./Superman, Chloe S. - Complete
The Dance reviews
Chloe Sullivan asks Clark Kent to the Sadie Hawkins Dance, with unusual results...THIRD story in the Icon Chlark AU series...Be kind, review kindly!
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,670 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Chloe S., Clark K./Superman - Complete