C.O. Rosette
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Joined 07-08-11, id: 3056937, Profile Updated: 01-08-15
Author has written 10 stories for Lord of the Rings, South Park, My Little Pony, Super Smash Brothers, Ice Age, Phineas and Ferb, Boondocks, Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師, and Homestuck.

Hello! My name is Rosette. I just set this up so if I have an idea and I don't think it's original enough, I can just put it here first so I can see what people think of it. I currently have THE WORST case of Writer's Block. I narrowed it down (again), and now it's only two stories at once, so the updates should come faster. I think I'll just do these things yearly if they don't work out. Thank you.

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Reasons by elyador reviews
Tony and Steve talking about why he thought he had to create Ultron. Not Stony, but can be read as.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Ultron - Complete
A Cause for Concern by jublke reviews
Han is sick and Leia takes care of him. Hurt/comfort Han & Leia style: hurt/comfort/argue. AU. [not complete]
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,113 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Leia O., Han S.
Our Constant in the Universe by summerartist reviews
Chekov is a brave and brash young officer. Sometimes he forgets that when he stumbles, the crew is there to catch him. Sort of a sick fic with fluff and friendship.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,807 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 1/29/2014 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones, P. Chekov, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
violence, violence asleep by adelheid23 reviews
Jen is taken from Selina as a guaranty that she'll follow Bane's orders. But after she delivers the Bat, she finds the deal has changed. Rated M as of now.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Jen, Bane, Selina K./Catwoman, Bruce W./Batman
Jayfeather's secret mate by SairentoNeko reviews
Jayfeather X Stick
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Jayfeather - Complete
The Coraline Chronicles: Book 1: Axis of Shadow by Sonosublime reviews
Based on the events of the movie. When Coraline escaped from the clutches of the Beldam, she felt that her life returned to 'normal'. However, a dark chain of events has already been set in motion, and whenever one door closes, another opens...
Coraline - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,322 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Complete
Purple Eyes by sciencegeeky reviews
The Doctor finds Aradia and Sollux just before they are killed and takes them on adventures through all of time and space. Written in the form of TV episodes, thirteen total and one every Friday if I can write fast enough.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,133 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 7/19/2013 - 11th Doctor, Aradia M., Sollux C.
Uprising by bipping reviews
The Thief of Life gathers her army.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2013 - The Condesce - Complete
Wake Up by Capitalized reviews
Dave and Bro recounter, but only for a short while until they are quickly torn away from each other.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Dave S., Bro - Complete
Lord of the Phones by Gigigue reviews
Frodo inherits the one iPhone and goes on an epic quest to destroy it. Until all the readers realize that it's not so epic. In fact, it's downright stupid. Well, maybe not quite that far. Let's just say, insane, wacko, bizarre, weirdness. If you read, beware of mind-blowing oddity. And crazy parodies of life. That works. Yeah, now read it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 81 - Words: 36,566 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Complete
The Fourteen Things that Always Happen to Faramir and Eowyn by Good Queen Vold reviews
Tired of the old Farawyn cliches in fanfiction? Tired of songfics to idiotic songs, watching Eowyn sleep, Faramir angsting about fatherhood, and Denethor abusing Faramir for no reason? Behold as Good Queen Vold mocks everything that always happens to Faramir and Eowyn. Also contains the delightful pairing of Eomer/a mop.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,895 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Faramir, Eowyn
AWESOME American Bitches at Ouran! What! by SecretlyASecret reviews
A mock fic about what I don't like about fanfics. Just for fun, so please, don't take offense.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Complete
Cooking with Cluny! by ferretWARLORD reviews
Just a cooking show staring Cluny the Scourge and several other characters! Please read and reveiw! Is now rated: T
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,414 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Cluny the Scourge, Swartt Sixclaw - Complete
Broken Spirit by Cryssy-miu reviews
An unexpected turn of events have lead to Discord's freedom, but his plans are turned asunder when Twilight Sparkle accidentally badly injures him. R&R Epilogue: The events tie together as Discord finally finds a way to put his past to rest
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 123,064 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Discord
Mutton dressed as Lamb, are we? by Moonbutt reviews
Mousefur thinks it's time Thornclaw became an Elder. Furious, Thornclaw bets he can become a 'kewl kat' by the next gathering. But will he ever get to grips with hip slang, learn to swag like a boss and understand how Lionblaze is so cool? PARODY.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,972 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Thornclaw, Mousefur
The Sacrifice Play by Elerrina Star reviews
"Sir, your reactor can no longer sustain that level of power," JARVIS warned. "It will cause a crash." - The team is in trouble and the odds aren't great, so Tony plays the sacrificial ram. Again. Team centric. No slash.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,546 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Self Defense by SLynn reviews
Even Tony knows when it's time to admit defeat. Movieverse. Tony, Clint, hints of Clint/Natasha
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Water by Nikoru-chan reviews
Tony left Afghanistan behind years ago. But did it leave him? N.B. non-graphic references to Tony's experiences at the hands of the Ten Rings
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Redwall Sues Book I: The Start of it All by FresianRoses reviews
Lunarraii Moonlit the beautiful takes steps to make her dream world of perfection real. And one of those steps includes taking over Redwall Abbey. Chaos ensues, and the SueRidder Redwin must help rid the lands of Lunarraii and her sue army. Who will win?
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,094 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012
The Flying High Trilogy by TheBlazingOptimist reviews
A trilogy of MLP:FiM stories starring Dr Whooves and Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, chronicling their adventures in The Running of The Leaves and the Best Young Flyers Competition, plus a pivotal event in between. Contains bits of fluffy DoctorDerpy romance. Please read and review!
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,683 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Dr. Whooves - Complete
To the Girl of Michigan by Woodswolf reviews
I write to my love. I hope she never replies.
Coraline - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Other Wybie, Coraline J. - Complete
The Extreme Avenger League by ShadyReporter reviews
This week on TEAL, another evil group rears its head, a lost character of the series makes an entrance, and Kenny's a flirt. How many more villains will the South Park kids have to face? Action/Adventure/Mystery/Romance/Comedy of the SP kids as superteens
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,140 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Could Have Been by cartuneslover17 reviews
Harmony has been restored in Equestria and all the ponies are happy and enjoying themselves, glad that Discord is gone. However, one certain pony pays the stone-imprisoned creature a visit, feeling the need to tell him there's more to life than chaos.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Discord - Complete
The Suffering by The Cr0wing reviews
After sharing they're mutual pain, and rekindling their childhood friendship, Sylvester and Penelope are beginning to fall for eachother. But, as Pepe has insisted long before their harsh breakup, if he can't have Penelope, nobody can. Sly/Penny. T-M!
Looney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,069 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011
Why the Knight's Who Say Ni Say Ni by amandald98 reviews
The title is the summary... A bit of a drabble.
Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Complete
Payback from a Pipe by Meowth's Toon Dragon reviews
After seeing Brian in tears from Quagmire's attack, Stewie takes it into his own hands to exact a little revenge.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Stewie G., Brian G. - Complete
You've got NI! by Kyia.L.Kenobi reviews
The Knights who say Ni! order a shrubbery from amazon.
Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Complete
Vengeance Will Be Mine by Bookworm Gal reviews
Once, he stated "Anybody who's foolish enough to mess with our family, vengeance will be mine!" He didn't really meaning anything by it except to try impressing the ancestors into giving back his job. But now it's time for Mushu to live up to his word.
Mulan - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,584 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Mushu, Mulan - Complete
20 Random Facts About Seamus C P Finnigan by Thanfiction reviews
Written for the 20 Random Facts Meme/Challenge on LJ. Part of the DAYD universe, uses that canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Seamus F. - Complete
The Yaoi Problem by Ultiman92 reviews
Yaoi. It has the pontential for good stories, but degenerates into empty cliches and meaningless porn far too often. A clear-minded author with a sense of humor teams up with the world's worst KH yaoi writer to unearth bad trends and habits in the genre.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,735 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
Attack of the Clichéd Plots by MooseyDoom777 reviews
What could possibly have MarySues, love triangles, crazy children, impulsive romances, and bad grammar? It can only be……The Clichéd Plots.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,318 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005
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Chaos Is A Wonderful Thing reviews
She's always been an outcast. A misfit to equestrian society. She's sick of it! Now she has a plan to receive her rightful place as ruler and bring back the chaos that was once so close within her grasp. An old foe will be reawakened. Can the mane six, Doctor Whooves, and their friends stop this madness? Or is "this madness" even that bad?
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,015 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Discord, Screwball
And It Was Awkward For Everyone
Two-shot hopefully on a couple upd8s back when Dave was all going on about his new outlook on sexuality and upbringing, so I guess sort of spoilers. ARquiusprite contacts Dirk while he travels back to his session in order to get the two Striders to talk to one another. In the end, he winds up making things extremely awkward for everyone.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10 - Dave S., Dirk S., Equius Z., Lil Hal
Scarlett Havens reviews
Something has awakened in the small town of South Park. There is a strange feeling in the air. Everyone senses it, animals, plants, and people alike. The children are restless and to top it all off, they have their own personal problems to deal with. But their friends and families are in danger. Can the kids put aside their differences and work together to save the town?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,469 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
Trapped Inside reviews
Loose model of The Babadook that I saw in theatres about a month ago and thought it would be fun to mess around with it in this fandom. Shima keeps seeing a strange, shadowy figure in the halls of True Cross Academy. Strange sightings of an unknown creature have been popping up all over campus. Shima is left alone with nothing but past memories to haunt him and must find a way out.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28 - R. Shima
Ground-breaking Unculture reviews
Although it was released months ago, Fancy by Iggy Azalea is still going strong from commercials to word on the street. Furious that she was not credited for her work, Cindy attempts to take back what is hers. Meanwhile, Ed Wuncler Sr. has rather sketchy plans for the money the town could exploit from a potential lawsuit. Thumbnail from bethejedi on tumblr.
Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Huey F., Riley F., Robert F./Grandad, Cindy McPhearson
A Cry For Help reviews
Smash City is normally a place where everyone in the smash multiverse goes to beat the crap out of each other. Now they are being called together to work together. The fate of their worlds hang in the balance. But with such a large group of smashers, tensions rise as tempers flare almost immediately. Will they all learn to work together, or will they end up killing each other?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,791 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 2/6/2013
Agent P Is Discovered (Again) reviews
After being discovered by Phineas and Ferb one time already, Perry the platypus isn't about to let it happen again. But what if the circumstances were different this time around and he was discovered in a less stressful environment. Phineas is sure he saw his pet platypus put on a fedora, but his friends just say he's going insane. Now he knows how Candace feels.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,769 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Perry, Phineas, Ferb, Candace - Complete
A Peculiar Encounter reviews
Just a one-shot about what both babies that the main group has cared would think if they ever were to come into contact with each other for even just a moment.
Ice Age - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Peaches, Roshan - Complete
Insecurities
Another one of my very short one-shots. This one revolves around Rainbow Dash's character and her (what else) insecurity. Who knew so much self-loathing lay underneath such a strong, mentally stable-looking, young pegasus?
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Rainbow Dash - Complete
Off To See The Hobbit reviews
Before I go see The Hobbit, this is my prediction of what the beginning will be like. People who have seen it will probably laugh at it, and I probably will too after I go see the real thing. So, here is what my bizarre imagination has come up with. Don't blame me if it's completely wrong. Blame my imagination. Enjoy the ridiculousness of it
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Bilbo B., Frodo B. - Complete