Kevvy Talks
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Joined 07-08-11, id: 3057017, Profile Updated: 11-20-14
Author has written 64 stories for Bleach, and Vampire Knight.

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I am permanantly claiming my right as Kaien Shiba's biggest fan. If any out there thought they were before this, then you are wrong, wrong, wrong my friend. I am. I myself am living proof. To any out there who oppose me, I'll change my profile alias and lable myself Kaien's Bitch.

>:) I'm so evil

Name: Jay.

ALias: Kevvy Talks

Name Overview: I liked the name Kevin and the website KevInfamous. I also liked the sound of Kenny, so I changed the "n" to a "v". Kevvy. I don't talk alot in real life because though I'm a good conversationalist, I'm also what they call "shy". I came up with "Talks" as a sort of pun.

Gender: Female

Height: 5' 0"

Age: 20

Other:

Hobby: Writing, drawing, listening to music and collecting cds, buying the latest Bleach volumes and DVD sets, and looking for new manga.

Theme Song: The Horrors- Still Life

Fav. Books: The Skulduggery Pleasant series.

Fav. Authors: Ted Dekker, Erica Spindler, Joy Fielding, Stephenie Meyer (hey, her books weren't half as bad as the movies were), Beverly Barton, Tami Hoag.

Favored Genre: Humor (especially crack), mystery, romance, and hurt/comfort.

Nationality/Heritage: I'm American. I speak and write English very well. I don't think I'd ever be in need of a beta reader.

Fav. Word: Bombardment.

Manga: Bleach, Black Cat, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Absolute Boyfriend, Beast Master, Flower in a Storm, Gaba Kawa, Heaven's Will, Yugioh, Genkaku Picasso, Psyren, Vampire Knight, Dengaku Daisy, Naruto, Otomen, My Girlfriend's A Geek, Millenium Snow, Shaman King (more to be added...)

Anime: Bleach, Vampire Knight, Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion, Chobits, Fairy Tail, Kamisama Kiss, Say "I Love You", Midori Days, Inu x Boku Secret Service, Sankarea, Nakaimo, Hiiro no Kakera: The Tamayori Princess Saga, AIR, Clannad and Clannad: After Story, Black Butler, Blue Exorcist, Wolf's Rain, Red Data Girl


Copy-And-Paste-Its

If you sometimes feel like being wild and insane, copy and paste this, then go be wild and insane.

If you make random noises when you're alone, or greet people with random noises (mewling, meowing, cawing, bawing, barking, etc.) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate stereotypes, copy and paste this.

If you've ever suddenly noticed that all the copy-and-paste-its begin with "if," copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you fangasm over Kaien Shiba or think he's hot and smexy, copy and paste this. (And don't deny it or I'll subject you to torture.)

If you love french fries, no matter what kind (curly, crinkle, restaurant style, etc.) copy and paste this.

If you wish the stupid sun would stop blinding you when you need your sight, copy and paste this.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are a fangirl of any villain, copy and paste this into your profile!

If fanfiction is to you what MySpace is to other people, copy this onto your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself, and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you daydream 24/7, copy this into your profile.


Interview here with-

Me: Don't say my name!

Fav. Character Info

Bleach

Fav. male character: Kaien Shiba

Fav. female character: Rukia Kuchiki

Least fav. male character: Marechiyo Ohmaeda.

Leave fav. female character: It's a tie between Orihime Inoue and Miyako Shiba.

Fav. captain: Jushiro Ukitake

Least fav. captain: SoiFon

Fav. lieutenant: Renji Abarai

Least fav. lieutenant: Marechiyo Ohmaeda

Fav. squad: 13th

Fav. zanpaku-to (materialized): Sode no Shirayuki

Fav. shikai: Nejibana

Fav. bankai: Tensa Zangetsu

Fav. mod soul: Kon

Fav. former captain: Gin Ichimaru

Fav. Espeda (greatest to least)

1. Aaroniero Arruruerie

2. Szayel Aporro Grantz

3. Grimmjow Jeagerjaques

4. Ulquiorra Schiffer

5. Nnoitora Jiruga

6. Yammy Rialgo

7. Coyote Starrk

8. Tia Harribel

9. Zommari Leroux

10. Barragan

Fav. fraccion: Tesla

Fav. former Espeda: Nel

Fav. yaoi pairing: Shirosaki/Ichigo

Fav. straight pairing: Kaien/Rukia


Fandom Survey

1. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Kaien Shiba.

2. The character that everyone else loves that I don't: Toshiro Hitsugaya.

3. The character I love that everyone else hates: Hm...maybe Aaroniero?

4. The character I would nail anytime: Renji...with his hair down.. *grins*.. because he's a slut.

5. The character I'd rape: Ichigo. Not because he's asking for it...but because the reaction would be priceless. No, wait, I changed my mind: He's asking for it.

6. The character I'd want to be like: Isshin Kurosaki. Someone who gets around, is generally insane and happy-go-lucky, isn't afraid to be stupid, but is also serious when need be and will fight for what is right.

7. The character I'd slap: Ichigo Kurosaki, because sometimes he can be downright stupid.

8.The character I'd murder in cold blood: So many victims...so little time.

9.The character I'd marry: Sadly, I can't compare to Kaien's greatness. It's reserved for Rukia. SO I SHALL WED SHOSUKE AMAGAI! He's so cute when he's wasted...

10. A pairing that I love: Kaien/Rukia!

11. A pairing that I despise: Toshiro/Karin. Where the hell did this come from?! From one filler episode! Are you people insane?!

12. Favorite character: Kaien Shiba.

13. What are your favorite things about your fandom?: Comedy, characters, the cliffhangers, and the fights.

14. What are your least favorite things about your fandom?: Filler arcs. The Bounto Arc sucked major ass.

15. Who are your five favorite characters?: Kaien, Rukia, Renji, Ukitake, and Shosuke Amagai.

16. Who are your five least favorite characters?: Marechiyo Ohmaeda (he's repulsive), filler arc characters, and Orihime Inoue, and Miyako Shiba.

17. What are your five favorite pairings?: Kaien/Rukia, dark Gin/Rukia, Shirosaki/Ichigo, Szayel/Rukia, and Aaroniero/Rukia.

18. What are your five least favorite pairings?: Karin/Toshiro, Orihime/Ichigo, Miyako/Kaien, anything with incest, and Unohana/Ichigo.

19. Which character are you most alike to in terms of personality?/A character you'd get along with well: Jushiro Ukitake.

20. What is your deep, dark fandom secret?: Deep down...I believe Kaien should have married Hisana and Byakuya should have wed Miyako.

21. Character you would date: Yumichika. However baffling my answer may be, I believe Yumichika would cater well to a woman in a far more satisfactory manner than any other male character I could think of.

22. Character you would like to go shopping with: If it were the negative, I would say Rangiku. LOL. She'd blow all my money and then some. Uh, it would have to be Rukia. I could imagine her being conservative with savings but willing to hang loose and have fun when open to the opportunity.

23. Which character would you like as your child?: Jushiro Ukitake. :3

24. The character who would likely be your rival: Ulquiorra. I don't think I could adapt to being around someone with the expression and enthusiasm of a rock.

25. The character you have the most in common with: I'll say Hisana, for now.

26. Which character do you bear the closest resemblance to/look like?: Ah...My hair is cropped short, so I would have to say Ivan Azgarios.

27. The character whom you would bring home to your parents: Ishida Uryuu, because he seems easily the type of man who would breeze through any given situation or environment. Another option would be Kiyone. I can just contemplate the riot she'd be around company.

28. The character whom you would never bring home to your parents: Aw, that one is too easy. Grimmjow. Vulgar potty mouth and blunt way of speaking=me careering in the opposite direction.

29. The character you'd become best friends with: Kaien or Hanataro. The first is self-explanatory, the second is just plain cute.

30. What is the character with your favorite voice/seiyuu?: Kaien Shiba (Kurt Strauss and Toshihiko Seki, both english and japanese seiyuus of the character).

31. The character you'd go camping with: Uryuu, so he could navigate me out of the wilderness if I got stranded.

32. The character you wouldn't mind being roommates with: Shinji. He'd make for good conversation.

33. The character you'd want to cook for you: Kensei, maybe.

34. Which character would you not mind prancing naked for you?: Renji, duh...because he's so smexy. :3

35. Your OTP: Kaien/Rukia...*glances around wearily*...Kaien/Hisana...

36. A character you wouldn't mind having as your parent: Isshin Kurosaki or Jushiro Ukitake. Either are both caring father figures.

37. The character you'd like to go karaoke with: Shunsui. :3 Self-explanatory.

38. The character you wouldn't mind having as your butler/maid: Byakuya, hands down. *froths at the mouth*

39. What character would you select for your party in a RPG?: Keigo, of the few. Everyone always needs a village idiot to lighten the atmosphere.

40. Another OTP of yours: Ichigo/Rukia, ocassionally.

41. The character with your favorite uniform/outfit: Tsukishima Shukuro. He just COMPLETES the suspenders and pin-straight attire. My second choice would be Aaroniero...He just rocks those frills (it's not that I like it, so much as I like the notion of tearing it to shreds).

42. The character whom you wouldn't mind being your band-mate if you were in a band: Shuhei or Kaien. Guys with punk black hair do it for me in that category.

43. Which character would you honestly not mind having as your boss?: Shinji. Subtle and lax, able to settle conflicts, stern when need be, but funny. My kind of boss.

44. The character you wouldn't want to run into in a dark alley: Wonderweiss. DEFINITELY. NOT.

45. The character you'd want personified into a dog: Um...Aaroniero? I'd just love to see how THAT one pans out.

46. The character you'd want personified into a cat: ICHIGO.


"Quotes" and Poems

John Hannah, The Mummy: Curse of the Dragon Emperor
Quick! Spank my ass! Spank my ass!

Anonymous
Multitasking: Fucking shit up all at once.

Man with the Iron Fists tagline
You can't spell kung fu without F and U

Tom Hanks, Saving Private Ryan

"It's like trying to find a needle in a stack of needles."

Mantis, Kung Fu Panda 2

Honestly, guys, this isn't how imagined myself dying. I just wanted to meet a nice girl, settle down...and then she'd eat my head.

Christine

You can't polish a turd.

Guy from Bernie

She would chew your ass at the drop of a hat. I mean, she'd rip you a three bedroom two bath double wide asshole. No problem.

Robin Williams

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.



Bleach Auction

Congrats to:

loverofgin, who has claimed ownership of Gin Ichimaru.

DeviantHollow23, who has claimed ownership of Shirosaki/Dark Ichigo.

Storygirl11, who has claimed ownership of Ichigo Kurosaki.

BloodRedDeathGod, who has claimed ownership of Ulquiorra Schiffer.

Anime-Kisses, who has claimed ownership of Jushiro Ukitake & Chojirou Sasikibe.

MisplacedSanity, who has claimed ownership of Kuchiki Rukia.

Silver Eternity, who has claimed ownership of Grimmjow Jeagerjaques.

ValentineRevenge, who has claimed ownership of Nnoitora Jiruga.

KurosakiCrystal18, who has claimed ownership of Orihime Inoue

Devil'sEyeAlchemist, who has claimed ownership of Mayuri Kurotsuchi.

Mangareader125, who has claimed ownership of Coyote Starrk.

SuperSaiyanHollow, who has claimed ownership of Kokuto.

CiassuWarty, who has claimed ownership of Renji Abarai.

Chirpy Hitomi-Chan, who has claimed ownership of Kisuke Urahara.

Sakuya Schiffer, who has claimed ownership of Narunosuke.

MehLikey, who has claimed ownership of Toshiro Hitsugaya.

forever122, who has claimed ownership of "Chad" Yasutora Sado.

Moshigami, who has claimed ownership of Tesla Lindacruz.

Bloodyrose64, who has claimed ownership of Szayel Aporro Grantz


Location: Gotham city.

Status:

11/21/14: Chapter 27 of Bleach Auction posted.

Mood: Happy.


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Dear Bleach Fanfiction Authors by Sariniste reviews
Humorous short letters to Bleach fanfiction authors: what the characters would say in response to common fanfic clichés. Canon universe, mostly. No non-canon pairings. Drabble series. Plus, how to improve your writing in ten easy lessons from the Shinigami Women's and Men's Associations.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 100 - Words: 58,719 - Reviews: 5457 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Ichigo K.
Bleached thoughts by Writing bunny reviews
Drabbles. Exploring small ideas and plotholes. Various characters. Mostly funny. Ch.160: Promotions and paperwork
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 160 - Words: 94,152 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 8/17/2010
Between Me and Thee by KuroKuchiki reviews
Rukia and Ichigo knew that separation was part of the deal but they didn't understand was how hard it would be nor what life would be like when they met again. Two years can change a person. AU/OOC.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 483,176 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Rukia K., Ichigo K.
Sin So Sweetly by KuronoMizu reviews
A lonely high school girl. The charming new teacher-in-training. Some kind of beautiful train wreck is on this term's schedule. AU KaiRuki. UPDATED, CHAPTER 12 (...for the first time in forever! Literally, it's been years)
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,453 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Rukia K., Renji A., J. Ukitake, Kaien S.
Love, Trust and Water by FelicityHeights reviews
"Kuchiki can you swim?" Rukia accepts swimming lessons and a trust exercise rolled into one. Swear words, No pairings, very sweet story.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2014 - Rukia K., Kaien S. - Complete
My Name is Kaien by Ziggurat Rolsovitch reviews
AU: Instead of falling for the trap Aaroniero tried to lead her into, Rukia kills the ninth Espada before he can get a word out, but when she unleashes Kaien from the Espada's control what will happen? Will the Soul Reapers accept him? Will Kaien be able to control the demons inside him and most importantly... will Rukia be able to stop the past from repeating? Discontinued
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,655 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 9/26/2012 - [Kaien S., Rukia K.] [Ichigo K., Orihime I.]
What You Wish For by Jubilee3 reviews
“Drown not thyself to save a drowning man.” An AU wherein Aaroniero really was Kaien. Rukia comes to terms with what it would have meant for Kaien to be alive.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Rukia K., Kaien S.
The Espada Friendship Reconstruction Program by UNseated4TH reviews
"Never fear!" Aizen's voice echoed throughout the train's PA system. "Where we're going, you won't NEED clothes!" The Espada instantly dreaded what they'd gotten themselves into…
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,706 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Espada, Arrancar - Complete
Dear Fanfiction Authors, by MisplacedSanity reviews
Imagine the imagined giving us their feedback on our imaginations, imagine that they've seen all there is to see, imagine that they aren't too pleased... Bleach characters on FF cliches, from slash, to mpreg to the gender blender. Suggestions are welcome.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 10/20/2011
Singleshot Bullet by thymespirit01 reviews
Kaien x Rukia - You see her twirling crimson; her eyes are dead. You see her dance in the rain; she passes right through you. The end is near, and she knows it too.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Kaien S., Rukia K. - Complete
Rise of the Phoenix by Miss Geoffery Chaucer reviews
Years ago Rukia was forced to end Shiba Kaien's life. When he suddenly and inexplicably returns, Rukia must finally face her feelings. Rukia/Kaien First chapter's not great...it gets better.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,044 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Rukia K., Kaien S.
The Ring Around The Moon by GhibliGirl91 reviews
Ichigo was created not born, and doesn't understand complex human emotions, he's innocent. But once cast out, he is found by Rukia Kuchiki who takes him in, cares for him and saves him from the darkness. Inspired by that fantastic Halloween cover pic.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,720 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Drowning by Sabathiel reviews
As Shiba Kaien lay there dying, clinging to Rukia, he thought about the one person who made his heart ache. He drowned in his memories of the one mistake he made in his life; the one mistake that he had always regretted. Kaien/Hisana
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,838 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Kaien S., Hisana K. - Complete
Reunion by Final Death reviews
Ichigo has lost her and after four years of pain and suffering he has found hope again. Ichigo X Hisana. LEMON. ONESHOT
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,733 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Ichigo K., Hisana K. - Complete
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Mona Lisa Smile reviews
In his service for Nnoitora, Tesla had seen very little worth smiling for...until her.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Orihime I., Tesra L.
Bleach Auction reviews
Where you get to bid on your favorite Bleach characters! Chap. 27: Uryu, Aaroniero and Byakuya Kuchiki are available for bidding.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,705 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 10/2/2011
In Plain Sight reviews
Isshin struggles in the wake of Masaki's death, coming to new realizations, and ultimately learning how to live again.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Complete
The Art of Paperwork reviews
Do the Soul Reapers and Espadas do paperwork? Or do they just throw it out the window? Let's find out!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014
YouTube reviews
Bleach discovers YouTube...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 1/4/2013
The Art of of Booger-Picking reviews
What happens when our favorite Bleach characters have a bothersome booger?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Complete
Layover
How the Zanpakuto Rebellion Arc intruded on the Fake Karakura Arc.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2013 - G.S. Yamamoto, S. Aizen - Complete
500 Ways to Kill Off Bleach Characters reviews
Just as the title states, this is a long list of all the most hilarious ways possible I can think of to kill off various Bleach characters. If you want to request me to kill a character, then I'll make room for it if I don't already have it down.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,840 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 7/11/2011
Comeback reviews
Byakuya turns into Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Ichigo K., Byakuya K. - Complete
Things To Do When You're On Crack 2 reviews
Dark Ichigo finds his King's stash. All results are censored from the eyes of the innocent. Read at your own risk.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Dark Ichigo - Complete
Little By Little reviews
Rukia looked at Mayuri, as he stared blankly back at her, as she did the unthinkable in asking him to bring Kaien back. And she knew Soul Society would never forgive her.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,418 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Kaien S., Rukia K.
World's Shortest Fairy Tale 2 reviews
The happy ending to an Ichi/Ruki fairy tale... But then there's always the possibility of a not-so-happy ending, so let us read to find out.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Keep You Hands Off My Girl reviews
There was no way he was gonna watch someone mess with his girl.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Renji A., Rukia K. - Complete
The Art of Eating reviews
Now we find out how the residents of Las Noches and Soul Society eat.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Complete
Evil Hearts U reviews
There are only two things that can make Ichigo crap his pants. The two are omnipotent when combined.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Ichigo K., Byakuya K. - Complete
Bump In the Night reviews
This is the most climactic point in Rukia's life. SEX WITH ICHIGO!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Art of Technology reviews
Los Noches and Soul Society are introduced to the wonders of the laptop... Let the chaos begin.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Complete
The Art of Dumping reviews
What do our favorite Bleach characters do when they need to take a dump?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Complete
Q&A with Kisuke Urahara reviews
Now let us delve into the mind of our favorite Looney Tune, Kisuke Urahara. Questions and dares are welcome!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,007 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - K. Urahara
Through The Dark reviews
Through the dark he could hear her voice...It was a twisted, painful thing.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
Nevermore reviews
"I'm sorry I didn't protect you, Rukia." The little raven-haired woman trembled. "Who ARE you?" she asked, voice quavering. "For you, I'm anything, no matter who or what I have to conquer."
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,086 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
If Ichi Had A WHAT? reviews
The public responds to the Seireitei-wide questionnaire initiated by the Woman's Society: What if Ichi Had A Vag?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Don't Kill Yo'self
So, ol' Aaroniero reacted like any other man when getting their hearts broken: he grabbed an Uzi, climbed the dome to Las Noches, and threatened to blow up the whole place. That, my friends, is one crazy el freako.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Aaroniero A., Rukia K. - Complete
Dead Silence reviews
In a moment of vulnerability, Ichigo's Hollow takes control while he's at Orihime's house, opening up the possibility of a future romance.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
FAIL reviews
A collection of all the Bleach characters' most spectacular fails. Chap. 7: Loly knows Gin's secret...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - G. Ichimaru, Loly
Misery reviews
After Aizen's defection, Izuru is trying to piece together his friendship with Momo. A sudden mistake while they are alone awakens the realization that they may be more than that.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2012 - I. Kira, M. Hinamori - Complete
Chocolate & Kisses reviews
It's Valentine's day and Rukia's by herself on school grounds...until Ichigo finds her and gives her a gift she won't ever forget.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Things To Do When You're On Crack reviews
Ichigo does crack. The results are disasterous.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Once reviews
When Hisana mistakenly loses track of time, she is stuck on Mt. Koifushi, alone, with Kaien, whom she barely knows. It is during this time of discomfort that she finds out things about him and herself she'd rather not know. Three-shot.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Kaien S., Hisana K. - Complete
World's Shortest Fairy Tale reviews
The simple ending to an Ichi/Hime fairytale.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
A Wet Dream reviews
During a brief retreat to Koifushi, Rukia and Kaien overstay their welcome until after dark...where Kaien then does something unthinkable to Rukia...and tramautizes her for life.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Kaien S., Rukia K. - Complete
Checkmate reviews
Following the friendships Isshin made with three certain captains just before the events that led him to depart Soul Society.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Isshin K., K. Urahara - Complete
Touch reviews
If he concentrated hard enough he could feel her fingers running across his skin.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Dial Tone reviews
Many wondered after his death where she would go from there. It was simple: run.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Kukaku S. - Complete
Trick 'r Treat reviews
When all the little kiddies frolick about on Holloween day, evil Ichi comes out to play.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Thursday reviews
Hisana seemingly forgets what day it is.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Kaien S., Hisana K. - Complete
The Roach ll reviews
Ichigo discovers the resilience of Rukia's pet roach.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Misery Loves Company reviews
Shirosaki shows Ichigo's noisy upstairs neighbor who's boss.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Alejandro reviews
They all wanted her; it was too bad only two could have her. Ichigo/Orihime/Chad. Threesome.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Ichigo K., Orihime I., Chad/Y. Sado - Complete
In Denial reviews
Yumichika who-is-not-gay makes a statement...multiple times.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Yumichika A., Ikkaku M. - Complete
Onigiri reviews
Kukaku's got a boyfriend. Kaien's curiousity is all but unbearable.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Kaien S., Kukaku S. - Complete
Spring Festival reviews
When Byakuya doesn't show to attend the spring festival, Hisana decides to throw in the towel and stay home...until a long-time crush comes into the equation and a day of relaxation turns into something else entirely.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Kaien S., Hisana K. - Complete
S&M reviews
"I'm surprised nobody's done this to you before, seeing as how you're just begging for more." Violence, smut, yaoi. You've been warned. R&R.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
The Warning Lables of Drinking Alcohol reviews
The consequences of what happens to poor Ichi when he over-indulges in alcohol after the Winter War. Hints of one-sided Ichigo/Rukia on Ichi's part.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Fingers reviews
Ichigo does something unspeakable to Isshin without intending to.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Isshin K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Consequences reviews
Being with Gin had its advantages...and disadvantages. For loverofgin.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2011 - G. Ichimaru, Kaien S. - Complete
Guide to Modern Warfare reviews
Under fated circumstances, Aaroniero finds himself with the bane of his existence, Lilinette, in the world of Twilight, which they must massacre using the crappy directions of a stupid pamphlet in order to get back home. Full summary inside.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Aaroniero A., Lilinette
Forbidden reviews
Kaien starts an affair with the lovely Hisana under Byakuya's very roof. *Revised* R&R
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Kaien S., Hisana K. - Complete
Breaking Mrs Kitiro reviews
Karin successfully breaks a teacher on her first day of school.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Karin K. - Complete
Catch Me If You Can reviews
A little game of tag never hurt anybody, right? Following the events after Rukia's battle with Aaroniero, but wherein Nnoitora finds her instead of Byakuya.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Nnoitra G., Rukia K. - Complete
Just A Nightmare reviews
After all, how angry could he be when she disobeyed his orders? R&R, please!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Kaien S., Rukia K. - Complete
Before Everything Else reviews
Concerning Urahara and Yoruichi after their departure from Soul Society. "I-I thought...when you ran off with him...i-it meant you'd chosen him," she sniffled. Fluff.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Suì-Fēng, Yoruichi S. - Complete
The Roach reviews
Rukia had gotten a pet. The upside was that it was easy to take care of. The downside: It was a cockroach.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Near And Yet So Far reviews
One month after her mistake, Rukia comes down with the flu the day before a blizzard and Ichigo is stuck with her, alone, in the Kurosaki household. Tension builds and they begin to admit things that would be best left unsaid.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,051 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The End Of Bonds reviews
What if her atonement for Kaien's death had been more important than the lives of her friends? Three shot. Strong Ichi/Ruki at the end.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,256 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Payback reviews
"I absolutely loathe you..." Shirayuki spat, plopping onto the ground rather ungracefully. How unbecoming of the most beautiful zanpaku-to in Soul Society. And that infuriating grin again. "I know," came the giggle. Nejibana/Shirayuki
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Sode no Shirayuki, Nejibana - Complete
Leading Down To This reviews
Everyone always wondered what Aizen would have been like had he something to live for other than the crazed ambition that had driven him to his final sentence. This is the love he sowed with Hisana leading down to his imprisonment. One-shot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/15/2011 - S. Aizen, Hisana K. - Complete
Purgatory reviews
Rukia is a human-beautiful, talented, smart, yet lacking in something-a great force-in reality. Kaien is a fallen angel. The two meet, which ensues in a fleetingly passionate yet forbidden relationship. One-shot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Kaien S., Rukia K. - Complete
Life As A Pimp reviews
In which Ichigo asks Rukia a question about how long he will remain a Soul Reaper and it leads to a fantasy of their relationship in the future...with Ichigo as a pimp.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Chocolate reviews
Ichigo had just innocently left the box of chocolates in the kitchen and gone upstairs...then Rukia, Yuzu and Karin found it. "RUKIAAAA!"
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Winsome Smile reviews
She cursed herself-fate, luck-and whatever it was that had to do with where she was now. Now she was in a very compromising position, sprawled across her drunken captain no doubt. "Hey, Nanao," he slurred, "are you trying to seduce me?"
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
Therapy reviews
Aaroniero goes to a therapist for a physical problem. "I've recently discovered that Hollows aren't a very good source of protein, because every time I devour them, I get the runs...bad." "Excuse me?" Szayel did a double take.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Aaroniero A., Szayelaporro G. - Complete
Ring Around the Rosie reviews
You're right, brother. You are tainted...which is why I have to kill you. Yuki changes the notes of a song forever.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,659 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Yuki C. - Complete
Bleached Bee Gees reviews
Rukia sees Ichigo...dancing.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete