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Ummmm. I guess i'm pretty new here. I'm more of an anime artist then a writer, but i do enjoy writing. So i guess i'll give this site a try.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever annoyed people just for fun copy this to your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you almost always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If You like chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

She's more than my best friend. She's my other half

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

The Difference Between Fake Friends And Real Friends

Fake Friends: Never ask for food

Real Friends: Are the reason you have none!

Fake Friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs

Real Friends: Call them Mum/Dad

Fake Friends: Bail you out of jal

Real Friends: Would sit next to you saying "Dawg...we screwed up...but that was fun!"

Fake Friends: Never see you cry

Real Friends: Cry with you

Fake Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back

Real Friends: Keep it so long they forget it's yours!

Fake Friends: Know a few things about you

Real Friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes

Fake Friends: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowed is doing

Real Friends: Would kick the whole crowds butt that left you

Fake Friends: Would knock on your front door

Real Friends: Would walk right in and say "I'm Home!"

Fake Friends: Are for a while

Real Friends: Are for life

Fake Friends: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you

Real Friends: Will knock out the person who talked bad about you

Fake Friends: Would morn at your funeral

Real Friends: Would be in jail for killing the person that killed you

Most people are alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile.

Today, I thought about the phrase "revenge is sweet" and then thought about the phrase, "revenge is a dish best served cold." I have now come to the conclusion that revenge is ice cream

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.

I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. (Um... all the time.)

If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of teenagers would rather watch TV than read. If you are one of the 35 percent who would have their nose in a book, copy/paste this to your profile.

If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile. (That's what a pillow's for.)

90 of teens today would die if MySpace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you have a mind that you're sure no one will understand, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell and hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country

I am NOT saying you’re stupid...I'm just implying it.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere.

You don't like me, well its mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.

I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat.

You say crazy like it's a bad thing...

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit.

Never say 'things couldn't get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge

Why are the Force and duct tape the same? Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

Every day I think people can't get any stupider. Every day I am proven horribly wrong.

If life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate.

I have the kind of friends that if my house was burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen.

Sometimes I wonder, 'Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?'... Then it hits me

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?!

If you cry, I cry. If you laugh, I laugh. If you fight, I got your back. If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall. If you jump off a bridge... Oh heck, wait for me!"

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask directions.

Fanfiction...Because it's cheaper then therapy.

There’s no ‘I’ in team but there is a ‘me’.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train. (No. The light at the end of the tunnel is a reminder of why the hell you're in a tunnel)

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance?

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.”

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

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