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Joined 07-09-11, id: 3058047, Profile Updated: 08-29-11
Author has written 3 stories for Vampire Academy, and Alex Rider.

Heya World of Fanficton

My name is (why should I tell you I'm sticking to my pen name)

I am 14

I love reading and writing , it is a wonder why I didn't sign up sooner.

I am British

I have trouble with grammer and spelling, so sorry in advance!!

If you want to know more read my story's to get my style!


Man~ Where have you been all my life?

Woman~ Hiding from you.

Man~ Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman~ Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man~ Is this seat empty?

Woman~ Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man~ Your place or mine?

Woman~ Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man~ Your body is like a temple.

Woman~ Sorry, there are no services today.

Man~ I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman~ But would you stay there?

Man~ If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman~ If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

If you have friends of the opposite gender as well as your own copy and paste this in your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (When I read a book, I see it in my head like I'm watching a movie.)!

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever had a moment when you could only think CRAP, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.


In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".

(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".

(And that would be how?)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".

(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".

(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".

(And you thought?...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".

(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".

(And...I'm taking this because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".

(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".

(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".

(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".

(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly"


STEREO TYPES-that apply to me and are messed up!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I have a disability, so I am a FREAK and have GERMS!

I am QUITE, so something MUST be wrong?!


I live in England that it correct, so if you don't like t lump it!


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Vampire Academy Continued by HannahT1495 reviews
Here is what I think should happen after the ending of VA. Includes a holiday, Tasha's trial, and a few more unexpected things along the way. I want to write in lemons, but I've labled this story T, but M reated scenes will be clearly marked : RxD
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,727 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Going Under by ChelseaDagger14 reviews
What if Zach and Cammie had never met, but they went on a mission later in life? Zammie! Multiple POVs
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 55,479 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 8/4/2011 - [Zach G., Cammie M.] - Complete
After School and all that Jazz by jenn-is-me reviews
It's after school and Zach has messed up big time, will he ever win Cammie back? The books are property of Ally Carter! Rated T because of kissing and some language... R&R PLZ &THX! *COMPLETE! AHHHHH!* I PUT A GLIMPSE OF THE FUTURE UP! &POSS. SEQUEL! -this story is going under MAJOR editing- many changes are coming! Keep you eyes open for the newest version! :) -jenn
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,176 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Strigoi Life by AlyssaVictoria reviews
Sequel to Caught. If you have not read Caught you have to read it before this. Strigoi life sucks as hell. Although I have my friends, but i do not have him. Whoever him is. Dimitri POV I lost her, but there is a rumor that I might be able to get her back
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,913 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Rose H.
Mission in Rome by Indian Gallagher Girl reviews
Cammie and Zach have never met and are assigned on a mission together, will it be successful, and will cammie and zach be able to get a long Disclaimer: Ally Carter Owns All
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,051 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
We Don't Get Fairytales by gryffindorkxx reviews
"What happened?" I could feel the words coming. I didn't want to say them. Saying them meant that it was true, and I would give anything for it to not be. "I killed him."
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,976 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
To Spy Or Not To Spy by DiVaGiRl13 reviews
AU: "It's true, I went through girls fast. Faster than Grant does sports cars and faster than McHenry does shoes. But I don't do it for the reason you may be thinking of," -ZG "Nominated in the GGFF 2010 Awards"
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,992 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Zach G., Cammie M.
Not Afraid by jellomello143 reviews
She's a spy but was born an assassin. Always went in for the kill. Never gave a dang about anything. She's nowhere near perfect. She ran away from things half her life. Now he's here and trying to get her. She's not going to budge easily
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,636 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Cammie M. - Complete
Fish Tale by SmurfZXC714 reviews
AU. Cammie was the kind of girl that could do no wrong and had an addiction to water.Zach was the new kid with a shady past determined to crack her and her innocence.She was perfect he was an ass, but she trusted him anyway. COMPLETE.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 115,459 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G., Liz S., Macey M. - Complete
Lost and Found by Caley3324 reviews
Sequel to Barriers
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 43,360 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Joe S. - Complete
Here we go by MusicChick11711 reviews
Josh,Macey,Liz and Bex were taken by the circle of Cavan.They go free if Cammie turns herself in.Cammie and the boys are on a suicide mission go get them back.Cammie will do whatever it takes, even if that means turning herself in to the Circle.Please R&R
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,776 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Cammie M. - Complete
revenge by newkitten1992 reviews
the sequel to betrayal some one is out for revenge but on who and who want the revenge. and old and new people come in to visit but will people be happy about them coming for a visit. and who is coming to visit or are they just visiting.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,894 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
What could go wrong? by 11Lil'MissWriter11 reviews
What if Zach and Cammie had never met in school? What if they both went on to become top CIA agents? What if they are both put together on the same mission? What could possibly go wrong there? READ AND REVIEW!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,581 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Slayer by xo Scarlett ox reviews
My name is Rose Hathaway and I am the Shadow Kiss Slayer. I had to run Way from my sister Lissa and from my soul mate Dimitri to keep them save. I am more powerful than any Moroi, Strogoi or dhampir alive. plz read. A lot of action ,romance, heart break
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Is He Worth Fighting For? by SnixX321 reviews
'It's been 8 years, 5 months, 3 days, 4 hours, 24 minutes and 8 seconds since I last saw her.' After graduation, Cammie became a top spy and never saw Zach agian but now he's back. Is it too late to save what they had or will it crumble? **Character Death
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,408 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Survivor? by casama3120 reviews
just escaped from gallagher high can cammie stop the COC before they stop her? will she survive the battle to save her friends? missions are difficult and cammie is about to find out they can be even harder alone... happy endings are for fairy tales not gallagher girls
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,833 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Cammie M. - Complete
Trust by ninjaspyassassin1 reviews
cammie and her friends are picked to go to blackthorne for a whole year! Cammie and zach havent seen eachother since the kiss! what will happen when lies come out? Better than summary! Used to be called Why didn't you tell me? Zammie... Kind of! R&R
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 21,027 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
Spy and Seek by Flurryfox reviews
GG5: Cammie's back, bringing secrets and she's pretty sure she just screwed her whole family over when she discovers all the complicated relationships between her mother, aunt, teacher and brings a new face back in the picture. Full summary inside. R&R!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,025 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Cammie M.
Kate Rogers and Blackthorne Covers by TheOriginalAussieNinja reviews
What will happen when Cammie goes under cover at Blackthorne... what secrets will seep throught the schools cracks? My version of gg3 pleas R&R! I suck at summaries
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,593 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Remember Me by jellomello143 reviews
Sequel to Please Don't Hurt Me. When all their memories are erased from that horrible night they all get a fresh start…except for Cammie. With her back and alive will she be able to go through the pain again? PLEASE DON'T READ TILL YOU'VE READ BOOK ONE!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,103 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Complete
Spys and Boys: Not the best mix by SnixX321 reviews
What happens when Cammie is sent to Blackthorne Academy? Does Zach still have feelings for her? Love and trust are tested to the max! Read and Review, Please!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,904 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Spying,Lying and Secrets by Stephysmiley reviews
She made a promise to herself when she entered this Business: To find answers and she intended to keep that promise, no matter what she had to do
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Cammie M.
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Back to Brecon Beacon reviews
*I don't own Alex Rider* What if the Goverment's new scheame is to send student to SAS camps, starting with Alex's Year, at Brecon Beacon. What unfolds when Alex re-joins K-Unit and has to blend in with the unit and avoid his class mates figuring out what an SAS and MI6 Legend he is. Set After Crocodile Tears...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,101 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Alex R./Cub
Spilt Blood reviews
What if Rose accepts Dimirti's offer in Blood promise Avery doesn't exsist, sorry They stalk the underworld under Galina as the undead But what happens when and an order comes from higher up to launch another attack on St. Vlad's again. How will it end?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,053 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 9/9/2011
A Bullet from Scorpia reviews
*I don't own Alex Rider* Two maybe Three-Shot origonally a One shot, set in Scorpia Rising, what if the snipper was from Scorpia not Blunt. The shooter had one target kill Alex Rider.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Alex R./Cub - Complete