Author has written 22 stories for Little White Horse, Kiki Strike series, Pokémon, Secret of Moonacre, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Teen Titans, Justice League, Batman: Under the Red Hood, Avengers, W.I.T.C.H., Batman, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Lord of the Rings.
Hi! I'm lanamere! I'm kind of new to fanfiction still, but I'm not new at all to writing! I absolutely, positively, love, LOVE, LOVE to write! I also love to read! I'm planning on starting out by reviewing some stories, getting some good inspiration, and then writing a kick butt story. After that, nothing can stop me from becoming a top-notch writer!
I like to sing, dance, act, and draw. I ended up getting the artsy, unathletic gene from my mom, and my brother got the athletic, sports nut from my dad! Lucky me, huh? (Hint hint: there's just a touch of sarcasm there! hee hee :)
I can't wait to start! You'll probably start seeing a lot of reviews by me around, and some stories! So check me out!
I support One Day Without Shoes! In many developing nations, shoes are a luxury most people don't have. Children often walk miles barefoot to get clean water, food, and medical attention. Hundreds of thousands of people suffer from serious infections that are 100% avoidable by wearing shoes. So Toms, and several other companies teamed up, and an idea grew to advertise a single day, where they would go completely barefoot. I have participated for the last 2 or 3 years. It has raised awareness to make a difference. You can help! Do some research, talk to friends, tell the principal or another adult at your school and ask them to help you organize so you can participate this year! Go online to www.onedaywithoutshoes.com for more information on this year's One Day Without Shoes.
My favorite books, in order are:
The Hunger Games Trilogy
The Divergent Trilogy
The Harry Potter series
The Maximum Ride series
The Percy Jackson series
The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel
The Penderwicks on Gardem Street
Every Soul a Star
Jeremy Fink and the Meaning of Life
the Kiki Strike books
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
The Witch and Wizard Trilogy
Son of a Witch
My favorite movies in order are:
Batman: Under the Red Hood
The Secret of Moonacre
Pokemon (all movies; yes I like Pokemon, deal with it)
Marvel's The Avengers
Next Avengers Heroes of Tomorrow
The Amazing Spiderman
Ultimate Avengers 2
Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief (the books were WAY better, but the movie was still good)
The Harry Potter movies (again, the books are WAY better, but the movies are still really good)
My favorite TV shows in order are:
Pokemon (well, I like the the movies so I OBVIOUSLY like the TV show)
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Justice League Unlimited
Legend of Korra
Phineas and Ferb
Meerkat Manor (I love all the cute little meerkats; Flower will be missed; ALL HAIL QUEEN ROCKET DOG: THE TOP MEERKAT OF THE KALIHARI!!!)
My favorite musicals ever in order are:
Wicked (it was way better than the book)
Bugsy Malone (beware the splurge!)
Fiddler on the Roof (try to stay balanced!; you wouldn't get it if you haven't seen or been in the movie or play)
Willy Wonka (who wants chocolate? who loves chocolate? whos the QUEEN of chocolate-lovers everywhere, and chocolate ITSELF? ME!)
Pirates of Penzance (arrrrrr! surrender your daughters for us to marry, ye Major General there;you won't get that first part if you haven't seen it, or been in it)
The Lady Pirates of Captain Bree (so much fun to get to beat up on the boys for a change!)
The Adventures of a Comic Book Artist (I want to be an artist, that's the job for me! =D)
My favorite video games in order are...
The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Train
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Any other Legend of Zelda games
Pokemon (any and all games)
Professor Layton (again, any and all games)
To all of you who have been oppressed and have had your Submit your Own Tribute stories reported. WE ARE REBELLING! It's time to start governing our OWN stories and if these people can't leave us be, then we WILL strike back! There are far too many SYOTs out there for them to start reporting us now and if we don't do something about it, these stories will cease to exist. I am getting a petition going to show the mediators of FF.net that we want that rule changed for the peace of mind of us Hunger Game fans! If you're with me, please copy and paste the petition below onto your profile and type your pen name so that others will know you're on board. (And after you're done, please PM me so I know that you signed so I can keep an eye on this thing.)
I am the girl...
1. Who doesn't care about looks, make up, or clothes
2. Who wants lots of friends.
3. The friends I want are wierd, honest, and don't care about how I look like, or what I do.
4. Who loves The Muppets, and Super Mario.
5. Who wants to do something with her life.
6. Who wants to serve her country, but not by killing others.
7. Who loves the rain, and will spend hours admiring it.
8. Who will train for anything.
9. Who takes dares for fun.
10. Who knows that she can do anything she's up to.
11. Who doesn't listen to gossipers.
12. Who loves books and writing.
13. Who doesn't like stupid jokes, but laughs at them anyway for good measure.
14. Who loves music, but not rap.
15. Who hears the "paint when playing the Piano Serious"
16. Who actually likes piano lessons.
17. Who laughs at bad reviews, and tells herself to get over it.
18. Who critizes work, but it also sure to praise it.
19. Who hates laziness, and being useless
20. Who thinks sexism and racism is completely wrong, although it has never happened to me.
21. Who knows what to look for in people.
22. Who doesn't take beauty as a compliment.
23. Who would bring back Teen Titans
24. Who would wish for the role of Elphaba, or Glinda in Wicked.
25. Who knows what she wants.
But I am also the girl...
1. Who forgets to remember that other people have opinions.
2. Who is too opinionated.
3. Who gives people a wrong peice of her mind.
4. Who gets really angry.
5. Who has a terrible tantrum at times.
6. Who can be cold and excrutiating.
7. Who gets annoyed with little kids.
8. Who gets cocky when she thinks she is better than someone else at something.
9. Who is seriously emotional, and sensitive.
10. Who takes jokes seriously.
11. Who is too judgemental at times.
12. Who critizes the world for things that is not their fault.
13. Who cries over not knowing something.
14. Who's jokes get offensive.
15. Who forgets to thank people and apologize.
16. Who sometimes forgets to treat her parents right.
17. Who gets very bitter and temperous at times.
18. Who can be feeling happy one minute, and completely blow off the next.
19. Who is envious and jealous of other people.
20. Who sometimes asks for too much.
21. Who is spoiled and selfish at times
22. Who is imperfect and messes up a lot.
23. Who cries when she doesn't get the part she wants in acting, and when she doesn't get a solo in chorus.
24. Who needs to cool down sometimes.
25. Who is lazy and a hypocrite many a time.
Repost this if you can. Make it fit you. Because many people forget that they have faults as well as others. This is here to remind me, that before I judge others, I have to realize, I'm nowhere near perfect, and I'm trying to work on being better, but it doesn't always work, and sometimes, you're just gonna have to take up the heat for it. Make it fit for you!
Pairings I like:
Ron Hermione (So cute)
Harry Ginny (Cute again)
James Lily (Behind hate they found love..aww)
Lupin Tonks (True love)
Dean and Cas (meant to be)
Sam and Gabriel (dysfunctional but fitting somehow)
Mary and John (they completed each other)
Rose and Nine/Ten/TenToo (she was meant for the Doctor, and was perfect for each one she was a companion for)
Little White Horse:
Maria Robin (Belong together like Romeo and Juliet)
Benjamin Loveday (Cute as can be)
Avatar: Last Airbender
Suki Sokka (perfect)
Legend of Zelda:
Link and Zelda (Best of friends that were meant to be!)
All Zelda things except the manga for A Link to the Past:
Link and Zelda (obviously meant for each other!)
Manga for Link to the Past: Pairings I hate:
Ginny Dean Thomas (aarrgghh)
Ginny Michael Corner (He is a jerk!)
Harry Cho ( She is so annoying)
Ron Lavender ( She is so clingy)
Hermione Viktor (He just likes her because she's pretty)
Draco Pansy ( Hate her)
Draco Astoria ( Hate her too)
Draco Anyone else from Slytherin ( Hate them all)
Lucius Narcissa ( Poor Narcissa)
Dean and Lisa (don't get me started on this one)
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Katara Aang (cute but no)
Legend of Zelda:
Link to the Past manga
Link and Zelda (I normally love this pairing but...I have a reason for not liking them in this I swear!)
Zelda and Groose (come ON he's a bully! Besides she belongs with Link')
Pairings that should be:
Draco SOMEONE, ANYone, who can teach him some manners! (Everyone deserves someone at least)
Nevil Luna (Cute)
Colin Creevy someone in his year (He deserves someone at least)
Dean and Cas
Sam and Gabe
Beast Boy and Raven (opposites attract theory in action! They just compliment each other!)
Cyborg and Bumblebee (annoy each other to death but fit perfectly!)
Jericho and Kole (they just seem like they'd fit!)
Gizmo and Melvin (why should Jinx be the only one who is rehabilitated?)
Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past manga:
Link and Ghanti (the hero and the bandit; 'nuf said; They just...clicked)
Avatar: The Last Airbender:
Zuko Katara (fire and water, need I say more?)
Aang and Toph (earth and air, and they are the two 'kids' of Team Avatar)
Please read all these and put them in you profile:
You say Twilight
> >> This is weird, but interesting!> > >>> > >> If you
1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Brenizzle ( Iadded a letter, to make it make sense, deal with it)
2 .YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Orangeturtle
3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Erin Marie Bree
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Thobrivan
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Bluelemonade
6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Natalie
7. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Rainbow
8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): Pearapple Marriage
9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): Turquoise Sword
10. YOUR AVATAR NAME: (Second letter of your middle name, colour, your favourite character in your favourite book,) Rablueannabeth
A Gryfindor would stay in the fight.
A Slytherin would start it.
A Ravenclaw would get a teacher.
and A Hufflepuff would bet on the winner.
Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room.
She said:'How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right?
When can I see him?'
The surgeon said, 'I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make
Sally said, 'Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more?
Where were you, God, when my son needed you?'
The surgeon asked, 'Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the
nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university.'
Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son. She ran
her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. 'Would you like a lock of
his hair ?' the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's
hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally.
The mother said, 'It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for
Study. He said it might help somebody else. 'I said no at first, but Jimmy said,
'Mom, I won't be using it after I die Maybe it will help some other little
spend one more day with his Mom.' She went on, 'My Jimmy had a heart of gold.
Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could.'
Sally walked out of Children's Mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending
most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on
the seat beside her in the car.
The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She
carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her
She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room
exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging
his pillow, cried herself to sleep.
It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a
folded letter. T he letter said:
I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I
or stop loving you, just 'caus e I'm not around to say 'I Love You'. I will
always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other
again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely,
that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you
decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys
do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know.
Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and
Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take
a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly.
And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw
Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD ! And guess what, Mom ?
I got to sit on God's knee and talk to
That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good bye
and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom
? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I
think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to
you. Go d said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked
Him 'Where was He when I needed him ?' 'God said He was in the same place with
me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is
with all His children.
Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To
everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool ? I have to
give God His pen back now He needs it to write some more names in th e Book of
Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm
will be great.
Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore The cancer is all gone.
I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to
see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get
me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?
Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.
If you would do this for your parents as well, please copy and paste the story this and add your name to the list: UniqueMelody, Crysteelia, DigiDestined of Balance, Jingo4754, Sgt.Nolisten, LBTDiclonius, KittyKat98, lanamere
You know you're in 2011 when:
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list...
AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World,'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwergschnauzer, dablackfox101, mushroomcloudslooklikebroccoli, Really Really Long PenName Guy, xXAnimeKittenXx, Smallvillegirl2, Amuto-fan-Neko-san, DarknessXanime, KatieKakes, Liz-Beth520, Bookworm1256 Rachel-Rabbii, KittyKat98, iluvmusicsomuch, lanamere!
I'm not going to say anything fancy, but being popular only gets you worthless friends in your school years. I have a couple best friends, Nora, Alexis, Emily, Joanna, Elizabeth and Mekayla, and you guys are the bestest friends I can have. And I didn't need to be popular for them. I didn't need to be skinny for them. I didn't need to love new music for them. I didn't need to stay calm for them. In face, we're not even the same, but we're still friends, and best friends for life.
Oh yes, one thing more. Sisters, be ugly and proud of it! I am, and I'm not sorry. I've said this before. I don't need a boyfriend, I don't need lots of snobby friends, and I don't need someone stronger than I, because like Katniss Everdeen, I have enough fire myself. So girls, don't be fooled by strong muscled-boys. They only thing they're probably good at, is lifting weights. Anyway yeah, I am not interested in "girl talk" like clothes, and make up, because I think that's what brings on sexism, as well as girlfriends nagging their boyfriends for nothing. Oh yeah, HGHPforlife, I decided to repost anyway.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
f you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, Emerald Bear, Kyprioths Shadow, Ebony Rayne, lillypop, An-Jelly-Ca, Emerald Enchantress.snickerdoodlepurplebunnies, JJ-000-JJ, cto10121, Marlicat, Call me Mad Elf, Rachel-Rabb, KittyKat98, lanamere
NEVER EVER THINK IT'S SAD TO LIKE READING A BOOK! that is a 100% crime against nature and I hope no one on this site would ever do that :)
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies or TV shows. If you agree, copy and paste.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc. post this onto your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you copy and paste stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever burst into a fit of laughter for no apparent reason (other than some inside joke that no one else in the universe would find funny) copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this onto your profile!
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments, copy and paste this onto your profile.
You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.
I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
If you cried when Fred Weasley died and you are not ashamed to admit it, copy and paste this into your profile. (You should have seen me when Sirius, and Dumbledore died! I will MURDER Bellatrix Lestrange for killing Sirius and for hurting Nevil's parents, and at least seriously hurt Severus Snape for killing Dumbledore and even remotely helping Voldemort!!! At least, I would if they weren't already dead...)
If you ever wonder if your pets are Animagi (because after Scabbers you just don't know.) post this on your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
if you have ever caught yourself humming the song you hate beyond all reason copy and paste this into your profile.
if you think that Harry Potter is way better than Twilight, then copy and paste this into your profile.
if you have ever daydreamed for more than an hour, then copy and paste this into your profile.
if you live for books, then copy and paste this into your profile.
if you have a hard time choosing between ice cream and books, then copy and paste this into your profile.
if you consider work/school/other engagements a hindrance to your reading/writing fanfics, then copy and paste this into your profile.
if you have ever cried over the death of a fictional character, then copy and paste this into your profile.
if you have ever cried over the death of a fictional character in a movie eventhough you've read in the book that he/she will die, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever fallen going UP the stairs, put this in your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. (I can spend a LONG time on the computer if I wanted to)
If you think Twilight has more fame than it's worth, copy this into your profile.
If you are insane but intellegent, put this in your profile!
If you have tripped up the stairs, copy/paste onto your profile. (it you haven't done that so lucky, fell down the stairs when i was three
Ice Creaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!!!!!!!!!!!! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you laughed so hard you almost choked when Ron read Harry's tea leaves in divination, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you would seriously consider naming your child Ginny or Luna, copy and paste this onto your profile
If your going to name your child Harry, Ron or Hermione, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile
if you have ever wondered why people in Fanfiction.net copy and paste stuff into their profile, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish a fictional character was real, copy and paste this into your profile (Pfft, A fictional character?! I'd bring the whole flipping DC AND Marvel Universes to life if I could!!!!)
Stuff to do while you're in an elevator:
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
14) WHEN there's only one other person
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
16) ASK if you can push the button for
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
Dumb warnings that could be:
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:Instructions: open packet, eat nut.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
On a South Australian SAPSASA(south australian primary school ameatur sports assoiation) jumper
On a coffee cup:
On cheap Peanut Butter:
Ways to annoy people at the cinema:
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when it's your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit next to you because your invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
Sit in the front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
Try to start a wave.
Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
Sing with the theme music.
Bring and use your own air freshener.
At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"
Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can hear it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.
Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end.
Ten Ways to Annoy Non-Zelda Fans:
(Just for the record? ...Number three. I am going to do this. ALL. THE. TIME. Each one of my friends will have a nickname based on some Zelda character. poor them! XD)
For James Potter who died trying to defend his family.
For Lily Evans who died defending her son.
For Cedric Diggory who died a good man.
For Sirius Black who died with no regrets.
For Albus Dumbledore who's death will stick in everyones minds.
For Alastor Moody who's died defending Harry Potter.
For Dobby who died a free elf.
For Fred Weasley who died fighting like a true Gryfindor.
For Colin Creevy who died fighting for a better world.
For Remus Lupin the last marauder.
For Nymphadora Tonks who died fighting for her son.
If Jeffrey was sent to Pencey Military Academy...
I would pull out half my hair, and cry for YEARS!
If Percy Jackson wasn't the child of the prophecy...
I would completely freak and go crazy. Unless it turned out to be Thalia after all!
If Katniss died...
I'd sue the author because Katniss ROCKS!
If Voldemort took over...
Then my friends, I would start a new rebellion, and name myself Mockingjay :D I'll be Lord Small-Nose! Because my buddies tease me about that...
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If murders make you sick copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile
If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Disney Channel is a waste of copy and paste this in your proflie.
New Disney no way, Clasics HIPP HIP HURAY! COPY AN PASTE!
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
WHETHER IT BE BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!...copy and paste this into your profile if you agree
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Actually this is half and half :)
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. (Yep, during Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azcaban when Sirius and Lupin were trying to catch Scabbers)
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
Most teens think that kids watch PG and G rated flims and R movies are meant for 14 year olds. If you're one of the few people who can look past the rating and into the story PLEASE copy and paste.
Child bullying doesn't build character if you believe this copy and paste this into your profile and send me a PM.
95% of teens would cry if they saw Zac Efron at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this to your profile if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!!"
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you
FRIENDS:Will give you a shoulder to cry on when someone hurts you
BEST FRIENDS: Already have a grave ready, and a shovel for burying the person who hurt you (Our code is "mess with me, whatever, I'll get you back ten times worse, and my friends will help. But mess with my friends, and I will personally hunt you down, escort you to the gates of hell, and stalk your nightmares forever, and make sure that you suffer dearly for your crimes." 'Nuf said)
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls
What do you need in a Perfect Guy?
2. He needs to be smart, or at least not be a complete idiot
3. He can't be arrogant or vain, and he needs to let me be me and accept me
4. He needs GUTS and tell you He Loves U
5. He will love you forever and you will do the same, you can stare at him for every second of the day and not get tired of seeing his face, same from him to you
6. I'll take interesting over athletic, captain of sports team stereotype any day
If you are a guy, put this under What do you need in a perfect girl. If you are a girl, put this under, What do you need in a perfect guy ;)
Oh yeah, and please read mai stories! Good things will happen to you :D
Ten Ways to Annoy non-A:tLA fans:
1. Pronounce yourself either Melon Lord, or Phoenix King/Queen, and appoint your best friend as your heir
2. Whenever someone says something that would spark an argument, challenge them to an Agni Kai (Example: "What do you mean orchestra is better than band?! You, me, Agni Kai, right now!")
3. When people remark how something used to be one way, cut in and say 'Then the Fire Nation attacked.'
4. Call your friends Twinkletoes, Sugar Queen, Sparky, Snoozles, Jerkbender, and/or Sweetness, a different nickname for each friend.
5. Say 'brb, I'm tearbending' any chance you get
6. Wear red. Talk about getting your honor back. Yell a lot and challenge family and friends to Agni Kai's. basically act exactly like Zuko.
7. When peoplsassy your name, say "I'm not your name here I'm Melon Lord!" and laugh evilly
8. Attempt to bloodbend, energybend, or chi block your friends
9. Threaten people with the Avatar State if you get mad
10. Try to convince people to sacrifice themselves to restore Tui and become the moon spirit
Harry Potter Fan Oath
I promise to remember Harry
Each time I see lightning
And I promise to remember Ron
When I see red hair that's blinding
I promise to obey school rules
For Hermione's sake of course
And I promise to remember Malfoy
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Ginny
Whenever I see an adoring fan
And I promise to remember Neville when someone says no, but they say 'I can!'
I promise to remember Luna
whenever I see the moon
And I promise to remember Fred and George
when I see someone acting like a loon
I promise to remember Dumbledore
when I see someone with long gray hair
And I promise to remember Molly
when someone tells me that they care
I promise to remember Tom Riddle
whenever I am scared
And I promise to remember Hedwig when someone says 'I have always cared'
Yes, I promise to love Harry Potter
wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Potterheads know
Harry Potter isn't an obsession
It's a way of life you know!
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