Fartemis Owl
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Joined 07-09-11, id: 3058482, Profile Updated: 02-17-13
Author has written 5 stories for Artemis Fowl, Charlie Bone, Hunger Games, Mortal Instruments, and Austin & Ally.


My name is Fartemis Owl. Or Farty for short. My alternate ego from an alternate universe is Farty Owler.

It took me soooo long to come up with this pen name. It took about an hour (and then some) to come up with it...I hope you detected the sarcasm there. This was actually relatively easy to create, all I did was take the character name "Artemis Fowl" and put the capitol 'F' in front of "Artemis." Bam, shazam, poof, I had Fartemis Owl.

Fartemis is a girl. To be more specific she is Artemis Fowl's long-lost sister who was adopted by the Owl family (not really). Emphasis on "she."

Favorite quotes:

"I can't see anything!" Gimli yells, trying to see over the stone wall.
"Shall I explain it to you?" Legolas questions while squinting through the pouring rain. Gimli looks up at him in confusion.
"Or would you like for me to find you a box?" Legolas finishes.
-LOTR The Two Towers

"I love round tables. They suit me so much better than square."
-Magnus Bane, The Mortal Instruments.

Jack Sparrow
Shoot me with an arrow
A nose that's narrow
If you're not the king than you must be the pharoh

Artemis Fowl
Wack me with a towel
A smell that's foul
If you aren't an eagle than you must be an owl

If you are a person that loves fairy tales, mermaids, knights, swords, bows or anything of the sort, and in spite of what grown-ups tell you of these things you will always keep on believing; copy, paste this in your profile and add your name: ShaniEneida, LucyCrewe11, Elizabeth Zara, Fartemis Owl

I have a one-time gift. A beautiful gift that many people are ridiculed for in this day and age. A precious gift that many people throw away. It's called "virginity", and I plan to not waste it on someone who's just gonna dump me later. I choose to be faithful to my future husband, the man who will love me for the rest of my life, and to wait for the wedding day!! If you have chosen to save your one-time gift and are PROUD of your purity, paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Dearheart, floppyearsthebunny, Narniachick, Elizabeth Zara, Mirrors12345, Fartemis Owl

Mortal Instruments Quiz

List 10 Mortal Instruments Characters

1. Alec

2. Clary

3. Jace

4. Magnus

5. Jocelyn

6. Valentine

7. Sebastian

8. Simon

9. Isabelle

10. Aline

Then ask the following questions

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? (Alec) Squeal like a fangirl, pull out a camera, and start snapping pictures to send to my friend

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? (Jace) Call him a prevert and a pedophile and scream at him until he runs out in fear...and then faint because I just saw FREAKING JACE HERONDALE!!!!

Number 5 cooked you dinner? (Jocelyn) I wouldn't be surprised, she is motherly after all...

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? (Valentine) Pull out a weapon and seriously injure him with it

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? (Sebastian) Yeah, right, SEBASTIAN. You already lied about your family once, we're not going to fall for it again

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? (Simon) Isn't he supposed to be a vampire...?

Number 9 made fun of your friends? (Isabelle) Probably get into a bitch fight with her, resulting in hair tearing out

Number 10 ignored you all the time? (Aline) Wouldn't be surprised, the little slut...haha just joking, I honestly wouldn't care

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? (Alec) Let me live with him and Magnus and protect me from harm with his bow and arrows

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? (Clary) Take me to the nearest hospital and promise to make it up to me

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? (Jace) A seraph blade and a lock of his hair

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? (Magnus) Use magic to get me out and to douse the fire. Warlocks can come in handy

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? (Jocelyn) Give me motherly advice

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction? (Aline, Alec) Tell me that it's okay and that he supports and that he's going through the same thing. Although he slightly wonders why the hell Aline is cheating on Helen with me...

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? (Sebastian) He wouldn't, the little bastard. He would probably tell me to go fuck myself...

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? (Isabelle) Tells me she hopes I lose, considering I got into a bitch fight with her earlier

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? (Aline) Look at me weirdly and then slowly back away...

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? (Alec) Because he's very sexy and very adorable. Too bad he's gay *sigh* But him and Magnus are the cutest couple ever

Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. (Clary, Isabelle) I didn't know Clary was bisexual/lesbian!!!!

Number 4 is dating 7? What does 9 think. (Magnus, Sebastian, Isabelle) Isabelle would probably 1) cut off Magnus' testicles for cheating on her brother, 2) tell him he's a sick, sick person and he needs help for dating a guy with demon blood, and 3) wonder 'since when was Sebastian gay?'

Number 6 and 3 are getting married. 5 runs into the ceremony. What is 5's reason? (Valentine, Jace, Jocelyn) She wants Valentine to take her insetad, and she's mad that Jace is cheating on Clary. Also, she wonders why the hell Jace would marry the guy who murdered him and his father.

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Yuri! on Ice Born Trepidatiously by ReyDelRey reviews
Yuuri injures himself while trying to execute a move he was yet ready for, leading to recovery by means of resting. Panicking, he ignores all advice by secretly practicing during Viktor's absence. Unable to train like before, he starves himself to not gain weight. Matters only get worse from there, and now Viktor must save Yuuri before he loses him. General/Angst. Trigger Warning.
Yuri!!! on Ice - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 156 - Published: 10/27/2016
Adopted by I-Is-Your-Bane reviews
When Alec's parents died in a car crash when he was ten. he and his siblings went to Idris Orphanage with hopes of being adopted. Alec is now eighteen and his hopes of being adopted are fading soon he can leave the orpahnage but what happens when he and his siblings get adopted? and what happens when the son of the new parents is so damn attractive?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 62,123 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
A Modern Cinderella by EbayHasEverything reviews
Clary hates dances, Especially ones like the masquerade ball at school. She changes her mine when Jace Wayland- the most popular boy in school- accidentaly kisses her. Without knowing who she is, he tries his hardest to find the girl he kissed that night.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,013 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Jace W., Clary F.
Divergent Fanfic by AJ Grisham reviews
This is just a fluffy fanfic about what would happen if there was no war. I know this is used often but those are my favorite types of fanfics to read so I figured I would write my own! Rated T just to be safe!
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 79 - Words: 96,045 - Reviews: 3464 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
The To-Do List by anxofdoom reviews
The To-Do List isn't your average to-do list. My best friend Austin and his twin Adam created a list, or rather, a book of girls in our high school whom they wanted to, well, DO. My job was to find out more about them and set up the perfect chance for them to pounce. It's sick, I know, but I just couldn't say no to Austin, the boy I'm unrequitedly in love with.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,883 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Austin M., Ally D., Dez, Trish dlR. - Complete
Unbreak My Heart by lizziemarie0529 reviews
Takes place after City of Lost Souls. Alec realizes he needs to redeem himself if he wants to get back with Magnus. Will that be enough of will they be over for good?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,651 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Castles Made of Sand by Cersanthamum reviews
Magnus Bane & Alec Lightwood are two utterly different people. What will happen when their worlds collide? Everything that is broken, is meant to be fixed. Set in AU - Highschool. Infernal Devices/Mortal Instruments cross-over. R&R!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 176,290 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Pillars of Sand by Cersanthamum reviews
When Clary options out to become a new assistant at the famous Herondale Magazine, she looked forward to starting off her life on a good note. What she didn't forsee was a cheeky golden guy standing in her way.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,295 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Clary F., Jace W.
Mockingjay Reborn by MockingjayFlying reviews
My name is Katniss Mellark. I am 24 years old. I have a loving husband, a beautiful daughter, and another child on the way. My life is wonderful right now. Little does Katniss know that life is going to become a catastrophe in a blink of an eye.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,438 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Katniss E.
The Exception by charrrr reviews
Alec and Magnus used to be best friends. Now, Alec hates Magnus. Will they become close again while on holiday with their families or will it make Alec hate him even more? AU, AH.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,489 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Drunk by Chaoticphanon reviews
Alec drinks a certain fizzy drink at a certain warlock's party and wakes up... This is Malec. AlecxMagnus I suck a lot at summaries...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,858 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Color by Im.losing.hope reviews
Being a doctor, Alec Lightwood has seen much death. Magnus Bane is just trying to live to see his nineteenth birthday. It was fate that brought them together. Rated T R&R Slash.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
My Love, My Fear, My Hope, My Dream, My Life by Mockingjay272 reviews
Sequel to Things Can Be Good Again! Katniss and Peeta have just been married, but with someone entering their lives who they never thought they would see again and a new political position, what will happen? And could there be a baby on the way?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,789 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Drawings by nietsmmar reviews
Who knew that one little drawing could lead to an invitation to a ball and some reassuring words? Major TancxEm fluff.
Charlie Bone - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Emma T., Tancred T. - Complete
Between You And I by thekidsofsummer reviews
Katniss finally agrees to have a baby with Peeta. After Mockingjay before the Epilogue.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,564 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
From me, to you by Amyvelyn reviews
Lenya is an ordinary farmers daughter, who is prejudiced about the royal family. Especially the prince, she thinks he's arrogant and snobbish. Little does she know, Legolas is actually the stranger she's exchanging anonymous letters with.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,839 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Legolas
Rumors by Jenni N reviews
Rumors are hurtful. And especially if it breaks your heart. A story unfolds to the point where rivalry and jealousy leads to. Be warned, the ending will be rather tearful for the emotional, which includes even me.
Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,167 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Emma T., Tancred T. - Complete
Part of the Game by Sunflower729 reviews
When life gives you lemons, you're supposed to make lemonade. Kelta Balaqri does her best but lemonade doesn't sound all that appealing when you're alone, unmarried and pregnant in a strange country with two terribly handsome kings for company...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,697 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008
Friendship by NickyFox13 reviews
Tancred and Lysander meet for the first time. AU
Charlie Bone - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
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Sweater Weather reviews
"It's too cold for you here.." Austin is the introverted musician at his school in Ohio. He wants to become famous, but can't seem to write his own songs. Ally is the new girl from California, alone with her dad. She loves music, but isn't really up to performing in front of people. What happens when these two meet? Will sparks fly? (AU/Songfic-Sweater Weather by The Neighbourhood)
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,155 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Austin M., Ally D., Dez, Trish dlR. - Complete
Tiffany and Tancred reviews
.::HIATUS::. Tancred's twin sister, Tiffany, has boy troubles. She's fallen in love with Lysander, but he loves Lauren and would do anything for her. But Lauren has a dark secret. (AU Lysander/Lauren/Tiffany & Tancred/Emma Bloors don't exist )
Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,471 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Emma T., Tancred T.
Strange As It Is reviews
.::HIATUS::. For Alec, things are finally going right. He has a wonderful boyfriend, a loving family, and there may just be a wedding in the future. But not everyone has accepted the fact that he's gay. Thank God he has his warlock, because this is going to be one long ride. (AlecxMagnus Post-series)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,983 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Katniss and Peeta: Undying Love reviews
.::DISCONTINUED::. This is a series of short drabbles about Katniss and Peeta's loe life, and how they cope with each other over the years. Newest one: "What about the money? What about the media? What about me?"
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
His Shining Star reviews
.::ONE-SHOT::. Artemis is finally ready to tell Holly his true feelings...but finds out its too late. (Warning: an angsty Arty)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete