Author has written 5 stories for Artemis Fowl, Charlie Bone, Hunger Games, Mortal Instruments, and Austin & Ally.
*PLEASE READ THIS: I HAVE POSTED A NEW STORY ON WATTPAD CALLED "BROKEN" UNDER THE SAME PEN NAME AND SAME AVATAR. IT IS AN ORIGINAL STORY WHICH IS WHY I POSTED IT ON THERE. THANK YOU TO THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE READ THIS*
My name is Fartemis Owl. Or Farty for short. My alternate ego from an alternate universe is Farty Owler.
It took me soooo long to come up with this pen name. It took about an hour (and then some) to come up with it...I hope you detected the sarcasm there. This was actually relatively easy to create, all I did was take the character name "Artemis Fowl" and put the capitol 'F' in front of "Artemis." Bam, shazam, poof, I had Fartemis Owl.
Fartemis is a girl. To be more specific she is Artemis Fowl's long-lost sister who was adopted by the Owl family (not really). Emphasis on "she."
"I can't see anything!" Gimli yells, trying to see over the stone wall.
"I love round tables. They suit me so much better than square."
If you are a person that loves fairy tales, mermaids, knights, swords, bows or anything of the sort, and in spite of what grown-ups tell you of these things you will always keep on believing; copy, paste this in your profile and add your name: ShaniEneida, LucyCrewe11, Elizabeth Zara, Fartemis Owl
I have a one-time gift. A beautiful gift that many people are ridiculed for in this day and age. A precious gift that many people throw away. It's called "virginity", and I plan to not waste it on someone who's just gonna dump me later. I choose to be faithful to my future husband, the man who will love me for the rest of my life, and to wait for the wedding day!! If you have chosen to save your one-time gift and are PROUD of your purity, paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Dearheart, floppyearsthebunny, Narniachick, Elizabeth Zara, Mirrors12345, Fartemis Owl
Mortal Instruments Quiz
List 10 Mortal Instruments Characters
Then ask the following questions
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? (Alec) Squeal like a fangirl, pull out a camera, and start snapping pictures to send to my friend
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? (Jace) Call him a prevert and a pedophile and scream at him until he runs out in fear...and then faint because I just saw FREAKING JACE HERONDALE!!!!
Number 5 cooked you dinner? (Jocelyn) I wouldn't be surprised, she is motherly after all...
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? (Valentine) Pull out a weapon and seriously injure him with it
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? (Sebastian) Yeah, right, SEBASTIAN. You already lied about your family once, we're not going to fall for it again
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? (Simon) Isn't he supposed to be a vampire...?
Number 9 made fun of your friends? (Isabelle) Probably get into a bitch fight with her, resulting in hair tearing out
Number 10 ignored you all the time? (Aline) Wouldn't be surprised, the little slut...haha just joking, I honestly wouldn't care
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? (Alec) Let me live with him and Magnus and protect me from harm with his bow and arrows
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? (Clary) Take me to the nearest hospital and promise to make it up to me
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? (Jace) A seraph blade and a lock of his hair
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? (Magnus) Use magic to get me out and to douse the fire. Warlocks can come in handy
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? (Jocelyn) Give me motherly advice
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction? (Aline, Alec) Tell me that it's okay and that he supports and that he's going through the same thing. Although he slightly wonders why the hell Aline is cheating on Helen with me...
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? (Sebastian) He wouldn't, the little bastard. He would probably tell me to go fuck myself...
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? (Isabelle) Tells me she hopes I lose, considering I got into a bitch fight with her earlier
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? (Aline) Look at me weirdly and then slowly back away...
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? (Alec) Because he's very sexy and very adorable. Too bad he's gay *sigh* But him and Magnus are the cutest couple ever
Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. (Clary, Isabelle) I didn't know Clary was bisexual/lesbian!!!!
Number 4 is dating 7? What does 9 think. (Magnus, Sebastian, Isabelle) Isabelle would probably 1) cut off Magnus' testicles for cheating on her brother, 2) tell him he's a sick, sick person and he needs help for dating a guy with demon blood, and 3) wonder 'since when was Sebastian gay?'
Number 6 and 3 are getting married. 5 runs into the ceremony. What is 5's reason? (Valentine, Jace, Jocelyn) She wants Valentine to take her insetad, and she's mad that Jace is cheating on Clary. Also, she wonders why the hell Jace would marry the guy who murdered him and his father.
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