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Joined 07-09-11, id: 3058926, Profile Updated: 10-10-12
Author has written 47 stories for Portal.

Hello there, my name is Soprano, often Sop for short. I am an aspiring novelist, currently finding his muse in writing fanfiction for the Portal and Portal 2 universe. If one couldn't guess from my chosen name, I am musically inclined. I sing and fiddle with a handful of instruments; currently I'm teaching myself to play guitar, but I have played piano and violin when I was younger. I'm also fluent in Spanish and generally love languages. Occasionally, I have the oh-so-manly hobbies of knitting and sewing. I also doodle, but not very well. I'm very friendly and I don't beta reading or proofreading for anyone if they feel like messaging me about it.

I'm most well-known for shipping Factventure (Fact Core x Adventure core) and I have to say, I don't honestly ship much else. You may find a little Spaceley (Space Core x Wheatley) and Factley (Fact Core x Wheatley) here, with a strong possibility for FactDOS (Fact Core x GLaDOS) in the future. I apologize if you are looking for some Chelley in my work; I take no issue with the ship, but I will never write it and make a point of writing Wheatley as little as possible. It's not out of hate, I just feel there is quite a lot of him in the fandom already. The Corrupted Cores in the rejection bin is where my main focus lies, often as a very dysfunctional family unit.

Avatar thanks to my dear artist friend, Red of redzdoodlez.tumblr.com and if you'd like to commission me to write for you, please visit my tumblr page for info!

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Fear Nothing A Story In Three Parts by TheUnsigned reviews
Everyone fears something. You said it yourself: You fear Nothing. You called me Nothing...so fear me.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,179 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 13m ago - Published: 11/21/2011 - Caroline, Wheatley - Complete
Prometheus by TheUnsigned reviews
The world outside beyond the Aperture Labs is not exactly paradise.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 65,229 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Chell, Wheatley
Speechless by Indigo Tantarian reviews
Chell fights her way through Aperture again, with help from mute!Wheatley and the Fact and Adventure Spheres. The turrets have formed an odd society, and Atlas and P-body lurk around every corner. Inspired by Portal Kink - lots of them.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,355 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Chell, Wheatley, Adventure Core, Fact Core - Complete
Bathing with Eradicons by JenKristo reviews
TFPrime verse. Starscream shows up unannounced in the eradicons' shower room looking for someone to bathe him after an accident. Steve x Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,921 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Starscream, Vehicons
The Good Kind of Wrong by Raelien reviews
TFP, Breakdown/Knock Out - Breakdown's had a thing for his partner for a long time, but he's okay with nothing coming of it. That is, until Knock Out, severely over-energized, becomes determined to make his life difficult. Kink meme response fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,471 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Breakdown, Knock Out - Complete
Smooch by whootsies
"Oookay, okay, you can have 'em back," Craig started to reach for them again, but a grin spread across Rick's face. "If ya' gimme a smooch." Factventure, humanized AU.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Fact Core, Adventure Core
All That You Can Do by whootsies reviews
You're quite sure your blood is literally boiling. You're confident because it's so hot as it drips down your fingers, as your nails dig into your palm. It's the one thing keeping you from taking a swing at him; you've tried before, and he can take you down with little effort at all. Factventure, humanized AU.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Fact Core, Adventure Core - Complete
Personal Space by Raphanizein reviews
What should be a punishment can become a haven. Human!Space. Rating K to be on the safe side. Probably wrong category, oh well.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Space Core - Complete
Head Over Heart by whootsies reviews
Factventure, humanized AU. Rick finally pops the question.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Adventure Core, Fact Core
Tipping the Scales by whootsies reviews
Chell is forced to return to Aperture, and a deal is worked out with GLaDOS, putting them on equal ground. Of course... it doesn't stay like that for long.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS
Like Father, Like Son by whootsies
Humanized AU. Just silly domestic fluff with Space Neil as Rick and Craig's son.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Adventure Core, Fact Core
A Fool's Devotion by whootsies reviews
ChellDOS. Post-game AU. GLaDOS didn't know why she thought it would work out in the first place.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Astraphobia by whootsies reviews
ChellDOS. Post-game AU. Chell's survived Aperture, but a little lightning has her shaking in her long-fall boots.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Below Aperture by whootsies reviews
ChellDOS. AU where GLaDOS is put into a human body instead of a potato. Just a series of drabbles.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS
Visitor by whootsies reviews
Pre-Portal. A tiny Chell stumbles upon GLaDOS' chamber.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
A First Step by whootsies reviews
Factventure, humanized AU. Fluff. Craig hadn't expected rain.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Adventure Core, Fact Core - Complete
Birthday Gift by whootsies reviews
Space/Fact, humanized AU. Fluff. Fact swears everyone's forgotten his birthday.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Fact Core, Space Core - Complete
Ruined by whootsies reviews
ChellDOS, humanized AU. Chell decides to work late; Gladys is not happy. Just silly fluff.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Distasteful by whootsies reviews
Sometimes Bubblegum wished she was thirteen again.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Princess B. Bubblegum, Marceline A. - Complete
Male Bonding by whootsies reviews
Rick-Wheatley broship; humanized AU. Rick and Wheatley are assigned to observe a test chamber.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Adventure Core, Wheatley
Tradition by whootsies reviews
Humanized AU; Factventure, Angelligence, Spaceley. Wheatley has almost no luck at the office Christmas party, although his colleagues do.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Wheatley - Complete
An Adventurer and An Astronaut by whootsies
Humanized AU. Rick brings Neil home after a night of trick-or-treating.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Adventure Core, Space Core
In The Budget by whootsies
Humanized AU, Rick is the CEO of a large company, Craig is his secretary, and Craig's looking for a raise.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Adventure Core, Fact Core - Complete
Advice by whootsies
Fact-GLaDOS broship, post-game AU. GLaDOS asks for Craig's advice on some recent "nightmares".
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/28/2012 - GLaDOS, Fact Core - Complete
Evening Dresses by whootsies reviews
Fact-GLaDOS broship, post-game AU. GLaDOS requires the Fact Core's assistance in the matter of picking out the right dress.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Fact Core, GLaDOS - Complete
Spitting Image by whootsies reviews
ChellDOS post-game AU. A kitty follows Chell home.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Hope Against Hope by whootsies reviews
Factley/Factventure, humanized AU. Wheatley comes up with a brilliant plan to woo Craig.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Wheatley, Fact Core - Complete
Switch by whootsies
"He had been ambushed by a five-foot-six scrap of a man. Way to go, Rick. Really putting that military training to use." Humanized AU
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Adventure Core, Fact Core - Complete
Fear by whootsies
Humanized AU. Craig does what he can to keep his family safe in the apocalypse; at any cost. Trigger Warning: Gore
Portal - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Adventure Core, Fact Core - Complete
Strawberries by whootsies reviews
"Fact: food fetishes are among the oddest fetishes one can possibly have." Humanized AU
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Adventure Core, Fact Core - Complete
Essen by whootsies reviews
Leave it to Rick to make even waiting for the waitress on a dinner date interesting. Humanized AU
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Adventure Core, Fact Core - Complete
Swelter by whootsies
Craig needs help moving into his new apartment; his new neighbor Rick lends a hand. Problem is, the heat's really starting to get to Craig... Humanized AU.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Adventure Core, Fact Core - Complete
Too Much by BroughtBack reviews
Human A/U: Craig isn't pleased with Rick's behavior and when he's given an opportunity to put the blowhard in his place, he takes it. Slash. REVIEWS PLEASE.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Adventure Core, Fact Core - Complete
Beast by Raphanizein reviews
One more day of thinking it would be his last. Rated for mental instability.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/23/2012 - D. Rattmann, Weighted Companion Cube - Complete
Night of the Living Wheatley by TheUnsigned reviews
A contrite Wheatley makes it back to Earth where he finds a Chell unwilling to forgive him, a Scientist willing to help...and well, if the results of giving Wheatley agency and power were disastrous the first time, you can bet he's learned nothing.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,569 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
The Most Superior Sphere by shadowmaat reviews
The Fact Sphere is the most superior sphere. The Fact Sphere can run Aperture better than any other sphere, including Her. Corruption is something that only happens to inferior spheres.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Fact Core - Complete
Complexation by Dj Tyf0on reviews
From the Portal Kink Meme: Rick and Fact are friends and they're both attracted to each other. But they're in denial about it. Enter Curiosity, who notices and decides to help them out.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Adventure Core, Fact Core
Not In A Million Years by RinLenLaRiRin Awaawowaka reviews
Factventure Fluff...what else can I even say? It's a oneshot, meh.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Fact Core, Adventure Core - Complete
Tales of the Cores by PopcornButterfly reviews
Wheatley and GLaDOS are great, but ever wonder about the other cores? Multiple drabbles about the other cores in Portal. Involves Human!Cores and possible slash. This summary is crap but the stories are not :
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Fact Core, Adventure Core
Sub Rosa by Iceworth reviews
Aided only by dreams that grow more and more disturbing and a few odd personality spheres, Chell must rescue the six people trapped in Aperture long ago, including her mother, before GLaDOS's test tracks kill her — if she can even find them. AU.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,998 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Chell, Caroline
The Treasure Cave of Cave Johnson by ferndavant reviews
Pirate AU: Follow Wheatley, both in his original days as a Swabbie and later powder monkey on the Aperture, and later on Captain Chell's ship, the Porthole. What is the secret behind the tresure cave? Pairings: Factventure and Cave/Caroline
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,103 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011
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Shreds of What We Had reviews
When Rick was recruited for some shady-sounding work, Craig was absolutely certain he would come back like he promised. The letters to home eventually stop and Craig sets out to find out what happened to his missing lover.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,095 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Fact Core, Adventure Core
Busted
Craig gets pulled over late at night by a really pushy cop who is trying to pin him for a bunch of false offenses; he's got some pretty interesting ideas on how he can get out of them, too. Humanized au, nsfw
Portal - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,289 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Fact Core, Adventure Core - Complete
Dispute
The cores attached to GLaDOS are unwelcome voices in her head. She divines the best possible way to handle them.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Intelligence Core, Morality Core - Complete
Gulliver's Babysitting Job
An experiment goes awry and Craig is left caring for a group of mischievous little scamps with a familiar face and they all want his attention.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Fact Core, Adventure Core - Complete
Not Stubborn Enough reviews
Craig tries very hard not to foil date plans by covering up a bad cold.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Adventure Core, Fact Core - Complete
Rebellious Phase reviews
Craig has a very interesting secret and Rick gets a little handsy trying to figure out what it is. That backfires on him spectacularly.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,654 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Fact Core, Adventure Core - Complete
Boiler Room
Craig is asked to do some suspicious maintenance on the gears of the boiler room and soon finds himself locked inside with some unpleasant company.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,396 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Adventure Core, Fact Core - Complete
Devotion reviews
Rick considers breaking up with his current relationship several times while they're together. Only once did he actually go through with it.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,406 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Adventure Core, Fact Core - Complete
5 Times Rick Surprised Craig and Once He Didn't reviews
A couple of short ficlets I wrote for a bit of a kink war. Factventure humanized, NSFW
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Fact Core, Adventure Core
Privacy of Your Cubicle reviews
Rick teases Craig mercilessly all day and gives him a little surprise when the other man thinks he'll have to wait until they get home.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Adventure Core, Fact Core - Complete
Thunderstorm reviews
Wheatley attempts to get to know his coworker Craig better, but is told to buzz off. Now that Craig locked his keys in his car on a stormy night, he might not have any other choice but get to know the bumbling man better.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,156 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Fact Core, Wheatley - Complete
Strategy reviews
Gladdy sees a problem in the office and she's annoyed enough by it to do whatever it takes to fix it.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Adventure Core, Fact Core - Complete
Sleuth
Rick gets protective of everyone he's attached to, even if it doesn't look like he's attached.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Adventure Core, Fact Core - Complete
Pep Talk reviews
Wheatley has a habit of talking to himself in the mirror every morning.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Wheatley, Fact Core - Complete
People With a History reviews
Craig has a lot of hangups and one of the big ones is fighting off everyone with a sharp tongue. He'll come to regret that one day.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Fact Core, Adventure Core - Complete
Movie Night reviews
There are certain movies Craig, a huge worrywart, should never see
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Fact Core, Adventure Core - Complete
Aperture Patented Physical Mediation Period reviews
A boardroom argument leads to an interesting way to fight.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Fact Core, Adventure Core - Complete
Homework Help reviews
Neil is struggling in school and his fathers struggle to help him
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Space Core - Complete
Gravity reviews
Rick tries to explain love and relationships to his young adopted son, Neil
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Adventure Core, Space Core - Complete
Forward Thinking More like Forward Acting
Catherine drags Craig shopping with Wheatley, when asked to help tie his tie, Craig gets way more than he bargained for out of a simple shopping trip
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Fact Core, Wheatley - Complete
ER
Neil is called to the hospital because one of his fathers had a heart attack. There's a little emotional damage he has to fix.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Space Core, Fact Core - Complete
Easy Decision Making reviews
Rick and Wheatley have a hard time picking out a movie for their typical movie night.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Wheatley, Adventure Core - Complete
Business Casual reviews
A memo is put out at work for a stricter dress code and Craig has to teach Wheatley and Rick how to tie a necktie
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Fact Core, Adventure Core - Complete
Add New Contact
Wheatley loses his phone and Craig, in hopes to silent his noisy search, helps him find it; Wheatley misinterprets the gesture as nice
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Wheatley, Fact Core - Complete
Dancing for NonGentlemen reviews
Rick has a date he needs to learn to dance for; he only knows one man who knows how to waltz and Craig is being surprisingly cooperative.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Adventure Core, Fact Core - Complete
Ponds Are Completely Like Space reviews
Abigail the Space Core quickly forgets why she doesn't want to be in space, but after a deal with Wheatley, she remembers that being on earth isn't so bad.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Space Core, Wheatley - Complete
Discreet reviews
Business trips are a killer. Rick attempts to make it better. NSFW
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Adventure Core, Fact Core - Complete
You Do It reviews
Rick is tasked with bringing a very intoxicated Craig home and is about as perfect a gentleman as he can be. NSFW, Factventure
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Adventure Core, Fact Core - Complete
Take Care
After a surprisingly good first date, Rick invites Craig up to his apartment and has something of a shocking surprise for his date. NSFW Factventure
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,167 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Adventure Core, Fact Core
Distraction reviews
A prequel to The Thief Complex; Craig takes his history class to a museum, only to find that the curator is a moron. He takes it upon himself to protect the artifacts in the curator's care, in any way possible. NSFW, Humanized AU Fact x Wheatley
Portal - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Fact Core, Wheatley - Complete
Precendence
End of game AU, slightly NSFW Factventure
Portal - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,218 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Adventure Core, Fact Core - Complete
Catch and Release
Rick gets trapped in Craig's closet after sneaking into his room. He gets quite an eyeful and then some. NSFW Factventure
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,873 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Fact Core, Adventure Core - Complete
New Years Day reviews
After past year's celebration fiasco, Craig was hoping for a quiet dinner alone with Rick to celebrate the New Year, but Rick has other plans. Factventure NSFW
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Fact Core, Adventure Core - Complete
Mi Vida reviews
Rick accidentally lets slip a nickname that Craig doesn't understand. He frantically tries to figure out what it means. NSFW - Newly edited with a new scene
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,661 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Adventure Core, Fact Core - Complete
Dinner At Home reviews
Craig attempts to cook a dinner for two with disastrous results. Factventure fluff one-shot
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Adventure Core, Fact Core - Complete
Recycled reviews
GLaDOS has several brain-dead test subjects on hand, but a bunch of handy constructs to fill their mind. Their minds reawaken back to their previous lives. Factventure multi-chapters
Portal - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,013 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Adventure Core, Fact Core - Complete
Test Chamber Mistletoe reviews
There's an odd bush with some weird plant growing in the test chamber.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Adventure Core, Fact Core - Complete
Detention Block Tango reviews
Six cores have killed, six cores tell their stories before they are taken to Android Hell
Portal - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Complete
Role Reversal reviews
When given the choice between a core and human body, Rick and Fact have seriously different opinions, but of course, they adapt in kind. NSFW, Factventure
Portal - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,748 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Adventure Core, Fact Core - Complete
The Thief Complex reviews
Craig is a high school history teacher who moonlights as a cat burglar stealing historical artifacts. His most recent heist doesn't go quite as planned. NSFW, adult content, violence
Portal - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,702 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Fact Core, Adventure Core - Complete
Black Belt in Stockings reviews
Craig gets into a bet with the UPS man who delivers to his library every week. He loses. Factventure, human AU
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,772 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Adventure Core, Fact Core - Complete
After Hours reviews
Rick stays late to study and finds some eye candy along the way. Factventure, Factelligence, adult content, human au, voyeurism
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Adventure Core, Fact Core - Complete
Leather reviews
Craig gets a punishment for making Rick jealous. Factventure, adult content, nsfw, bdsm, human au
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Adventure Core, Fact Core - Complete
Knock, Knock reviews
Space is trying to make the time pass in space, Rick is not amused
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Adventure Core, Space Core - Complete
Intruder reviews
Craig is happily having a quiet evening to himself until he gets an unwelcome visitor. Adult content, dubcon, nsfw, human au
Portal - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Fact Core - Complete
Birthday Sex reviews
Rick's birthday started off pretty boring until he found a surprise waiting back at his apartment. Factventure-Adult content warning, nsfw, human AU
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Adventure Core, Fact Core - Complete
Don't Let Go reviews
Space and Wheatley fluff while floating in space, android AU
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Wheatley, Space Core - Complete