Author has written 11 stories for Heartland, Mercy, Pearl Harbor, One Tree Hill, Hart of Dixie, Footloose, Harvest Moon, and Hunger Games.
Hey Ya'll! I'm CowGirl7384. I love all things western/horses/country. I like wildfire, heartland, country music (all of it! :)) Margaret Peterson Haddix, Mary Higgins Clark, and Suzanne Collins, and Lauren Brooks are some of my fav authors. I also like shows like One Tree Hill, Friends, The Office, etc. Sorry if I don't update a whole lot, I have a busy life. I'll add more to my profile as time goes on and I have more time. thanks for reading this!
So I have a few friends on FanFiction and wanted to do a little advertising! lol. they are violetfireflies and swingdancer23. they write Harvest Moon FF's (which i know absolutely nothing about but they make me laugh.)
Here are their profiles
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If you have a small but dedicated circle of friends, copy and pate this into your profile.
If you like animals, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever wanted to love someone, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been worried for another person, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Five fourths of people have trouble with fractions, if you're the part of the five fourths, say aye! or just copy into your profile, you choose.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room, and forgot what you were doing, then started walking away, and suddenly remembered, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile
If you think High School Musical is evil,and brainwashes little kids,copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile (or a Facebook)
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile
If you're a girl and hate it when boys look down on you because of your gender then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile
If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy(but you love them anyways) then copy this onto your profile.
90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing at them, copy and paste this to your profile
When life gives you lemons...
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!
When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life and say, "Give me chocolate!"
When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life until life falls down.
When life gives you lemons, ask where the lemons came from.
When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice at people you don't like.
When life gives you lemons, demand to speak with life about their ripeness.
Few women admit their age. Fewer men act it
Don't steal! The government hates competition.
I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back!
They told me I was gullible...and I believed them
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
You say you hate me, but deep down, you know you love me.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same
THINGS TO PONDER:
bold are my picks
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Unless I'm the one who got SERIOUSLY hurt.)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck (some can be okay)
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop. (i like getting new clothes, just not shopping...)
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice. (for other things.)
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (I like pedicures. my grandma always takes me. it makes me fall asleep...)
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars
You were in gymnastics/dance? (when my mom put me in without permision...)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it (Hehe, my little brother, and my dad was ticked.) I hate putting makeup on myself so i don't know if that counts... ?
Like being the star of every thing
Total-10 (I guess I'm a tomboy)
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,
it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,
the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,
but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read then put it in your profile!
Girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
Okay, this is just TOO funny!! XD
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
37 things to do in an elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose-me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stares at your mouth, kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don't let go
When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, ask her what's wrong
When she ignores you, give her your attention
When she pull's away, pull her back
When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up
When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything
When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok, don't believe it, talk with her, because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her, call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world, let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her, let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking babe?
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." !
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left youFRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
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