Author has written 3 stories for Merlin.
Hi, I'm VampireBabyGirl and I welcome you to the amazing world of FanFiction! By the way, I'm 18 years old and I love to write.
Quotes. They're amazing, some of the funniest ones i've ever heard are below:
"If there's a light at the end of the tunnel it's the oncoming train"
"Whoever said that words don’t hurt never got hit by a dictionary."
Parents spend the first half of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.
People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do.
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
'Pessimist' is a word used by optimists to describe someone who sees the world for what it really is.
Don’t steal, the government hates competition.
Your village called, their idiot is missing
If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids.
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
This isn't school! This is Hell with fluorescent lighting.
If con is the opposite of pro, tell me, what is the opposite of progress?
I'm never wrong. Once, I thought I was, but I was mistaken.
If it wasn’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.
If you hate someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way you are a mile away from them AND you have their shoes.
Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if you throw it hard enough.
Whoever said, "Nothing is impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.
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I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to teach me a lesson
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it