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Joined 12-17-00, id: 30604, Profile Updated: 09-22-12
Author has written 137 stories for Digimon, Resident Evil, Rival Schools, Pokémon, Sailor Moon, Final Fantasy VII, Dragon Ball Z, Harry Potter, X-Men, Transformers/Beast Wars, Card Captor Sakura, Powerpuff Girls, Rainbow Brite, Lord of the Rings, Gundam Wing/AC, Disney, Kingdom Hearts, Power Rangers, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Care Bears, X-Men: The Movie, Tenchi Muyo, Princess Mononoke, Evangelion, Matrix, Fruits Basket, Cannonball Run, Aliens/Predator, Peanuts, Gunslinger Girl, Gumball Rally, Land Before Time, Battle Royale, Kick-Ass, Doom, Beavis and Butt-Head, Spirited Away, Girl who Leapt Through Time, Saw, Leprechaun, Watchmen, Human Centipede, Summer Wars/サマーウォーズ, Halloween, Bridge to Terabithia, Tekken, Final Fantasy VIII, and James Bond.

About Me: Lazy. Eccentric. Cynical. Those are about three words to describe me, ne? But I also love to read!

I've kind of looked away from Pokemon and Digimon. My Ash/Misty obsession has slowly dwindled. The characters I once loved from Digimon Season 01 and 02 are now gone. I'm now more into Final Fantasy 7, Card Captor Sakura and Kingdom Hearts. But don't be surprised if you see me writing any Pokemon or Digimon fics in the future.

As for NC-17 fics, well, it's a shame they're disabled now. I had a few stories in mind to do on that rating. But hey, I'm sure there are tons of other sites out there, other than fanfiction.net, that still accept lemons.

As you might have noticed, many of my song fics (except my song parodies) have been heavily reorganized as I have removed the actual song lyrics. This is due to fanfiction.net's policy. Gomen nasai, BUT you can still find some of my fics with the song lyrics at mediaminer.org.

My song flik 'The Day Taiora Died' (parody of Don Mclean's American Pie) can be found here: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/donmclean75.shtml

As for 'Cannonball Run 3 World Tour': http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php?id=22789&submit=View

There's also an extended version of my Gumball Rally story found here, called The Gumball Rally: The Unnecessary Cut

My Favorite Animes: Digimon, Pokemon, Gundam Wing, Saikano, Evangelion, Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, Sakura Diaries, The Cat Returns, Key The Metal Idol, Escaflowne, Card Captor Sakura, Tenchi Muyo, Sailor Moon, Dragon Ball Z, Moldiver, and many others...

My Favorite Couples: Taiora, Mimato, Takari, Kenyako, Rukato, Jukato, Ryuki, Takumi (Digimon), AshMisty (Pokemon), ShinjiAsuka (Evangelion), HitomiVan (Escaflowne), SoraKairi (Kingdom Hearts), SelphieIrvine, SquallRinoa, SeiferQuistis (Final Fantasy 8), YuffieVincent, CloudTifa, RudeElena (Final Fantasy 7), AshitakaSan (Princess Mononoke), ChihiroHaku (Spirited Away), UsagiMamoru, HarukaMichiru (Sailor Moon), SyaoranSakura, EriolTomoyo (Card Captor Sakura), HeeroRelena (Gundam Wing), GohanVidel, TrunksPan, VegetaBulma (Dragon Ball Z), ChiseShuji (Saikano).

My Favorite Games: Biohazard (Resident Evil), Final Fantasy, SaGa, Kingdom Hearts, Chrono Trigger/Cross, Secret/Legend Of Mana (Seiken Densetsu), Secret Of Evermore, Dino Crisis, Mario Party, The House Of The Dead, Soul Edge/Soul Calibur, Devil May Cry, Tekken, Double Dragon, Warcraft, Golden Axe, Splatterhouse, Gran Turismo, Streets Of Rage, Quake, Strider, Monkey Island, Zelda, Parasite Eve.

My Favorite Authors: J.R.R. Tolkien, J.K. Rowling, Neil Gaiman, C.S. Lewis, George Orwell, Anne Fine, Clive Barker (gotta love Hellraiser!), Eoin Colfer, Oscar Wilde, Philip Pullman, Stephen King, Roald Dahl, Charles Dickens, Jane Austen, various others...

And I'm also a retired DC and Marvel (and old Amalgam) fan. I don't follow them much anymore, though I have been tempted. It seems Japanese Manga has caught my eyes more...

Well that just about sums things up for now! If you want more info about my stories or any questions you might have, feel free to e-mail me. (smiles)

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Gravidity by PhantomEmpress reviews
Snake Eyes suspects something is wrong with Scarlett but can't put his finger on it. AU/future sappy goodness.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,994 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Scarlett, Snake Eyes
Tale as Old as Time by Listlessness reviews
30 years ago, a curse was placed on Vincent Valentine and all who were in his mansion. Now, can the girl he meets be the one to break the spell? Beauty and the Beast, Yuffentine style! Rated for language, mentions of abuse, and snippets of SephZackCloud.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,045 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
Melody in my heart THE STORY and The SEQUEL by chettedizon reviews
SEQUEL of MELODY IN MY HEART, SS thought that they will live a peaceful life from now on but they are wrong. SS in trouble together with their children. This story is now finally a book. If you want to continue reading it, message me about the book. Tnx!
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,214 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 5/28/2001 - Syaoran L. - Complete
The Lament Configuration by Callum J. Stewart reviews
When Sherlock Holmes solves the riddle of the Lament Configuration he summons from the very bowels of Hell the Cenobites who are unwilling to leave 221B Baker Street empty handed... Part of the ongoing series "The Unopened Casebook of Sherlock Holmes."
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Hellraiser - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Complete
Unlikely Alliance by FromHakaryou reviews
The young Autobot Blaster finds himself stranded in an unknown tunnel system, but he's not alone...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,403 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Blaster, Soundwave - Complete
Ninja by Kai-ou-sama reviews
Yuffentine. Yuffie's on a quest when fate unites old friends. And just what's wrong with Vincent...? R rating for later chapters.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,262 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 4/4/2003 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
Bum Reviews: Hellsing by Crow T R0bot reviews
Everyone's favorite homeless guy: Chester A. Bum, gives us his scatterbrained, tangental thoughts on the Hellsing TV Series.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
Without You by MsRainey reviews
Yuffentine. Post AC/DoC. Yuffie ends up at Seventh Heaven with a surprise. What does Vincent have to do with it?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,158 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
Seabreeze by Yavapai reviews
A collection of Haruka and Michiru oneshots.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,497 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Michiru K./Sailor Neptune, Haruka T./Sailor Uranus - Complete
Angel by TionneDawnstar reviews
COMPLETE! VincentxYuffie Rated M for lemon, adult themes and spousal abuse. Set 10 years after DOC, Yuffie has been suffering in an arranged marriage, taking abuse for a child that isn't her husband's. Enter Vincent, and the memories start to surface.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,156 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete
The Ninja Life by MsRainey reviews
Sequel to, "When in doubt, Become a Ninja?" What happens when something life changing happens to Vincent and Yuffie? Humor and Romance! Yuffentine.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,430 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete
Everything by Valentine'sNinja reviews
After denying Vincent's proposal twice, Yuffie reflects on how wrong she has been and has a plan to make things up to him, while he babysits the daughter he's rarely spent time with. Companion fic to, 'Wash Away.' VincentYuffie. Rating for some language.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,919 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete
Sink to the Bottom With You by Catalina reviews
In a world filled with bounty hunters, dangerous secrets, and unspoken emotions, Vincent, Yuffie, and the rest of AVALANCHE and the Turks must fight to save the life of the Planet one more time, against an enemy no one would have ever expected existed.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 303,245 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 10/9/2000
Invisible by s.Two reviews
Kinomoto Sakura was a normal 18 year old girl. Except for one thing. She could see things. Things others couldn’t. Li Syaoran was a normal 20 year old young man. Except for one fact, he was invisible to everyone… everyone but a normal 18 year old girl. SS
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,235 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Sakura K., Syaoran L. - Complete
My Little Valentine by LadyKisaragi reviews
After a morphing incident, Vincent finds himself a child or chibified as Yuffie likes to call it. Him and Yuffie try to find a cure for Vincent's morphing, but the effects on Vincent are getting worst by the minute.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,266 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
In a Blink of an Eye by DarkLilWolf reviews
Rated T changed to M! Syaoran is multibillionaire playboy.One drunken night Syaoran gets Sakura pregnant and she leaves. Three years later Syaoran comes back and Sakura is now a famous singer wanted by every male in Asia. What will Syaoran do now?
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,374 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 7/5/2004 - Syaoran L., Sakura K.
Goodnight, Demon Slayer! by Harbinger Loki reviews
slight VinYuf. After returning home to Wutai from the biannual Avalanche reunions, wife and child are resting peacefully while Vinnie is reading, but when his daughter wakes up in the night, Vinnie gets the surprise of his life.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete
Vincent's Daughter by Seras015 reviews
Vincent and Yuffie's daughter discovers she has a special power on her sixteenth birthday...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,450 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/21/2006 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Vincent V. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Alien Hive by DreamWeaver619 reviews
HPAliensPredator crossover. Wizards discover a frozen Alien Queen in the Arctic. In order to keep it away from Voldemort they store it in the one place Voldemort can't go, Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,328 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 11/26/2005 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Harry P.
Don't You Cry by Isolde Necrophilia reviews
[AU][YUFFENTINE]Yuffie was your average teenager until one night when she gets drunk at a party. Now Yuffie has to deal with several things. One, she's pregnant. And two, she has to tell her parents. There's so much more to come...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/9/2005 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
Serendipity by Jjah-Jjah reviews
A down and out Haru, once again, saves the life of a strange cat and is given her heart's desire in return... One Shot
Cat Returns - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,279 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Complete
Spirited Hearts by Gijinka Renamon reviews
Simply put, this is Spirited Away done with Kingdom Hearts characters. Flames will be used to make smores. NOW COMPLETED!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,855 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 7/12/2003 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
Autumn Song by Enkida reviews
Oneshot sequel to “Growth” Yuffie and Vincent work out the kinks in their relationship. COMPLETE
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,475 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
Growth by Enkida reviews
A story set 5 years after the end of FF7, centering around Yuffie, Vincent and Nanaki, and their adventures in the Northern Crater. Slight YxV. COMPLETE
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,991 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
Honor Amongst Thieves by Deplora reviews
[DISCONTINUED][AU]Yuffie Kisaragi, a teenager who has spent most of her life on the streets, stealing to get by. Squall Leonhart, a man who just wanted his wallet back. How will the fates throw these two together?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,812 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Leon/Squall L., Yuffie K.
The Best Valentine Gift by Super Sakura Kinomoto reviews
Syaoran and Sakura are going to Have a child an Syaoran is overly worried. S+S fic R/r plz.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2003
The Will of the Ring by Makura Koneko reviews
We all know the will of the Ring is to return to Sauron, but what if before it was crafted, the metal of the Ring was fused with love rather than Evil? What if somehow an echo of what it once was managed to summon the daughter of its original master?*FIN*
Sailor Moon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 137,228 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 8/12/2002
Little Golden Book Land: The Great Fire by TTTR reviews
The Story of how Tootle Saved Katy and Little Golden Book town from the Great Fire.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2003
The Lifespan of a Love Affair by Random1377 reviews
A dark romance. MistaoXShinji. Rated R for strong language and open discussions of sex. Complete
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,690 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/4/2003 - Published: 3/5/2003 - Misato K., Shinji I. - Complete
The Flame of You by Kittie Darkhart reviews
Yuffie begins a relentless journey to find Reno. Along the way, she meets up with a former Avalanche member ahem, Vincent. Can she be true to her infatuation with Reno or does she love someone else?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 187,697 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/16/2003 - Published: 5/27/2002 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete
Being A Tamer by Lady Iapetus Roving Wanderer reviews
An innocent wish changes Lee Jaarin's life after she becomes jealous of Jenrya and Shiuchon.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,713 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/28/2003 - Published: 2/7/2003 - Jaarin L. - Complete
Sunshine In Winter by Guardian1 reviews
Yuffie Kisaragi gets into trouble, and her whole life changes when she is maimed. Sentenced to death in a matter of months, the only person she can rely on is Vincent Valentine. Finished.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,821 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/25/2002 - Published: 12/4/2000
Artificial Intelligence by Hildebrant reviews
Inspired by the movie of the same name, this sory tell the sad tale of Android 18 and her life befor the android saga
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/17/2002 - Android 16, Dr. Gero
A.I.: Artificial Intelligence alternate ending by Esmerelda Brandybuck reviews
This ending was cut out. Why? Read it and you'll know. R&R please.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/3/2002
Mine, Mine, Mine! by Blynk reviews
A parody of the song "Mine, Mine, Mine" from the Disney movie Pocahontas- The Hobbit style. Well, what do you want? There is no category for The Hobbit after all ^~
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/28/2001
Goodbyes aren't forever by melonsprite reviews
Misty is sitting in the hospital...alone. She doens't see anythign around her, nor does she hear anything around her. All she can think of is what happened....
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/18/2001
Genesis by logan reviews
my first series... taiora. deals with the lives of the digidestined after the death of their leader and the coming of a new foe called the digimon emperor. now the digidestined battle for earth against this tyrant As the war rages against the emperor, two
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 140,816 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/6/2001 - Published: 1/3/2001 - Taichi Y./Tai K., Sora T. - Complete
Only he has the power to move me. by SarahMc reviews
Set in an alternate universe, Ayeka considers her lost relationship with Tenchi. Ayeka/Tenchi but please read and review!
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2001
Fate by The Author Formally Known As Queen Sora reviews
This is a Taiora. It's a drama and a romance. I hope you enjoy!
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/1/2001 - Published: 9/12/2000
Epilogue by Lady Salmakia reviews
I just finished The Amber Spyglass. (Spoilers ahead!) I had to write this to comfort my little broken, hoplessly-romantic heart.
His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2001
Sora's Getting Married by Zee's Girl aka Ro reviews
This is dedicated to Mika, Aniko, Ayumi and This is a Sora/Tai
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/23/2000
Take My Breath Away by Candy reviews
ROMANTIC SONGFIC ALERT!!!!!! lol... um ok. HxR... dont know how to describe... just read it and review it k?
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2000
Can You Feel The Love Tonight by Aynslesa reviews
A Hitomi/Van songfic. The sequal to 'Here With Me'. Reviews welcome.
Escaflowne - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/5/2000
Pretty Fly (For a White Guy!)...A Filk! by Colin reviews
*evil grin* My first filk, of the Offspring's "Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)". Please R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/25/2000
Harry Pothead by pooman reviews
This one is probably the stupidest fanfic you've ever read...hope you like it
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2000
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Get Money reviews
Yuffie plans a heist on Shinra and asks Vincent for some assistance. But things don't go as smoothly as they'd planned. Story contains a parody of the Daft Punk song: 'Get Lucky'.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/21 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
I Rate Digimon reviews
A certain IRATE reviewer on the Internet decides to take a closer look at the phenomenon behind the Digimon franchise.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/29/2013 - [Taichi Y./Tai K., Sora T.] [Takeru T./TK, Hikari Y./Kari K.] - Complete
Skyfall Psychological Test: Alternate Scene reviews
Just a funny little take on the scene where James Bond speaks to the psychologist in Skyfall. Pure silliness.
James Bond - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2013 - James Bond/007 - Complete
Why Vincent's Never Married reviews
Quick drabble fic. Yuffie asks a daring question to Vincent. How will he respond?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
Hot Dog Anthem reviews
A sizzling song parody of Rebecca Black's 'Friday', sung by none other than Zell Dincht.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Zell D. - Complete
Bum Reviews: Blood Vengeance reviews
Chester A. Bum gives us his zany review on Tekken: Blood Vengeance.
Tekken - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/8/2012 - L. Xiaoyu, Alisa B. - Complete
Chasing Ghosts reviews
Jesse is tormented by nightmarish visions. Shortly thereafter, he receives an eerie letter from his deceased friend, Leslie, beckoning him to a 'special place' from her childhood. A place located in a forgotten and obscure town, known only as Silent Hill.
Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,329 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Jess A., Leslie B. - Complete
The Viper Is Coming reviews
Sakura is receiving disturbing phone calls from somebody called the Viper. Will she be able to sleep peacefully tonight?
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Sakura K. - Complete
Season of the Crocodile Rock reviews
An incredibly quirky song, recounting the events of Halloween III: Season of the Witch, written to the tune of Elton John's Crocodile Rock.
Halloween - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Complete
Bum Reviews: Summer Wars reviews
Chester A. Bum reviews 'Summer Wars'.
Summer Wars/サマーウォーズ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Kenji K., Natsuki S. - Complete
The Gumball Rally reviews
No rules. No limits. No boundaries. Michael Bannon pulls out of retirement to revive one of the most illegal races and gather a whole new batch of star studded contestants eager to get their hands on the Gumball Trophy. Who will win?
Gumball Rally - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 99,010 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Complete
Bum Reviews: The Human Centipede reviews
Oh, believe it. Chester A. Bum has taken the audacity to review this vile and sick movie beyond belief.
Human Centipede - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Complete
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm: Watchmen Style reviews
Yep, you probably guessed it. 'Tis a silly Watchmen parody based on the song of the same name by the Crash Test Dummies. Movie-verse based.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Complete
Pot of Gold reviews
A mild parody of the song 'Fields of Gold' by Sting.
Leprechaun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Complete
Ballad of Yuffie Kisaragi reviews
A love song dedicated to the single white rose of Wutai.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Yuffie K. - Complete
Agony reviews
A funny Saw parody of the song 'Tragedy' by the Bee Gees.
Saw - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Jigsaw - Complete
Bum Reviews: Resident Evil 2 reviews
Ever wondered what it would be like if Chester A. Bum reviewed a video game, let alone a survival horror one? Find out what the homeless movie buff has to say about Leon's and Claire's adventure in Raccoon City.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Leon S. K., Claire R. - Complete
In My Mind's Eye reviews
When Princess Yuffie runs away from home to escape her tyrannical father, she encounters a man of ice, who unexpectedly changes her life forever. AU. Yuffentine.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,086 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
A Real Reluctant Hero reviews
The world is threatened by the terrorist organization Cobra, and their monstrous creations, the Angels. Humanity's last hope depends on America's top secret force, codenamed G.I. Joe; where Shinji Ikari, alias Duke, has just been recruited.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,618 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Shinji I., Asuka S.
Bum Reviews: Sora's Crest of Love reviews
Chester A. Bum gives us his review on one of Digimon's more memorable episodes about Sora Takenouchi.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Sora T. - Complete
Bum Reviews: The Girl Who Leapt Through Time reviews
And now it's time for Bum Reviews with Chester A. Bum. Just what does a crazy homeless guy have to say about a normal school girl who can time leap? Read and find out!
Girl who Leapt Through Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Complete
Bum Reviews: Spirited Away reviews
Title says it all. Chester A. Bum reviews one of Hayao Miyazaki's grand masterpieces.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Cornholio reviews
A drabble I wrote from too much boredom. A parody to 'Alejandro' by Lady Gaga.
Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
A Whole New Gun reviews
A song tribute to the BFG 9000, sung as a parody to Walt Disney's 'A Whole New World' song from Aladdin. With apologies to Peabo Bryson and Regina Belle.
Doom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Complete
Bum Reviews: Kick Ass reviews
You know it had to be done! The homeless movie buff is back to take this moment and review the movie Kick-Ass!
Kick-Ass - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl - Complete
The Night Rainbow Went Crazy reviews
Merry Christmas! What happens when Rainbow Brite suddenly flips her lip? Parody of 'The Night Santa Went Crazy' by Weird Al Yankovic.
Rainbow Brite - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/15/2002
Bum Reviews: Battle Royale reviews
Homeless movie critic, Chester A. Bum, gives us his nutty review on the film based on Koushun Takami's controversial novel.
Battle Royale - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Shuya N., Noriko N. - Complete
Bum Reviews: The Land Before Time reviews
Everyone's favorite homeless guy reviews the very first movie that sparked the whole LBT series.
Land Before Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Littlefoot, Cera - Complete
Bum Reviews: The Daughter of Darkness reviews
Chester A. Bum shares us his 'thorough' thoughts on the second Tenchi movie.
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Tenchi M., Ryoko - Complete
Bum Reviews: The Sealed Card reviews
The homeless movie buff gives us his wacky review on a Card Captor Sakura movie!
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Sakura K., Syaoran L. - Complete
Bum Reviews: Digimon The Movie reviews
Chester A. Bum, the movie loving hobo, shares us his thoughts on the Digimon movie...
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Takeru T./TK, Hikari Y./Kari K. - Complete
Bum Reviews: The End of Evangelion reviews
Our favorite homeless movie loving hobo talks about one of the most controversial anime movies to ever hit the big screen. Find out what he thought.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Shinji I., Asuka S. - Complete
Captain Chaos Anthem reviews
A song tribute to Victor's alter ego. A parody of 'My Heart Will Go On' by Celine Dion.
Cannonball Run - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
Bad Buu reviews
A parody of the classic reggae song 'Bad Boys' by Inner Circle, dedicated to Majin Buu. So whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Majin Buu, Goku - Complete
Why So Serious? reviews
Chaos threatens Italy when the girls are up against the psychotic criminal mastermind: the Joker. After one of their friends is taken as hostage, Henrietta and Triela are determined to bring her back alive.
Gunslinger Girl - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,680 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Charlie Brown reviews
A song parody of 'Billy Brown' by Mika. With all sympathies to the title character himself, despite some mild bashing...
Peanuts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete
Last Love Song On This Little Planet reviews
Imagine if Sora disappeared when you least expected it. Now imagine if she reappeared years later, horribly changed. Taiora/Sorato. Inspired by the anime/manga Saikano.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,970 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Taichi Y./Tai K., Sora T.
Vincent Is A Super Trooper reviews
Midgar's at the brink of destruction! Whilst Vincent resumes with the evacuation plan, Yuffie has a love song to share with him! A Yuffentine song parody, and anyone familiar with Abba should probably know what to expect in this fic.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
Alien Queen reviews
A song parody of 'Dancing Queen' by Abba.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
Angry Video Game Nerd Saves Kingdom Hearts! reviews
Sora and his friends are kidnapped! But we can still depend on the angriest, foul mouthed video gamer in the world to rescue them! Can he stop Kefka's evil schemes, or will everyone be eternally condemned by his verbal abuse?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,779 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Yuffie K. - Complete
7 Yuffies Bad Luck reviews
After breaking her mother's mirror, Yuffie finally pays the price when seven little imps come out to torture her.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
Special Delivery From The Love Obsessed reviews
Vincent gets an unwelcomed surprise when a mysterious package arrives at his doorstep. You know he's in trouble when there's a Yuffentine song lurking round the corner!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
Somewhere In My Memory reviews
Revenge for a death in the family is the cruellest experience in a young girl's life. Yet learning forgiveness with the message of Christmas is even harder to accept. Yuffie,Vincent fic.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Yuffie K. - Complete
Gil! Glorious Gil! reviews
A Yuffie song parody of 'Food, Glorious Food' from Oliver Twist. R and R please!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Yuffie K. - Complete
Cannonball Run: Final Tour reviews
The Chairman passes away, requesting in his will for a last race to be held. Friends and foes, old and new, gather once more in a final attempt to win the Cannonball Run. Who will stand triumphant in this final tour?
Cannonball Run - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,066 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
The Rainbow Connection reviews
Guilt stricken by a misfortunate event, Wisp strips off her Color belt and flees to Earth into seclusion. Through years passing, she grows into adulthood leading a new life of her own. But will her peace last forever?
Rainbow Brite - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,358 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Complete
Symbiote reviews
We all know what happened to Peter Parker when he first encountered the symbiote. But what happens when the symbiote chooses to bond with a much younger host? Ill consequences are bound to arise...
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,781 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sakura K., Syaoran L. - Complete
Where Do Babies Come From? reviews
A short and silly Yuffentine oneshot I wrote. Vincent and Yuffie have a small conversation with their daughter, which gets a little too personal for them to stomach...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
Yuffie's Christmas Carol reviews
A short song parody about Yuffie's mischievous shenanigans on the night of Christmas Eve. Please read and review!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Yuffie K. - Complete
Dude Looks Like The Devil reviews
Yuffie admires Vincent's demonic nature...perhaps a little too much. Time for another Yuffentine melody! [A parody of 'Dude Looks Like A Lady' by Aerosmith].
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
Never Kiss With A Nemesis reviews
A parody I wrote to 'Never Smile At A Crocodile'. A warning to those who oddly believe that Nemesis is a hot stud [as if!].
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Complete
Responsibility reviews
[Sequel to 'If I Could Be You For A Day']. Yuffie and Vincent just aren't fit to become parents yet. But now that they have a daughter to take care of, things are liable to change for the both of them...inevitably.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
Ode To A Ninja Brat reviews
A song tribute to one of my beloved characters of Final Fantasy, Yuffie Kisaragi! Please enjoy!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Yuffie K. - Complete
Macarena: A Rei Ayanami Song reviews
Be very afraid...it's the Macarena song rewritten for one of our favorite girls: Rei Ayanami!
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Rei A. - Complete
Kiss Me Now Valentine reviews
Yuffentine. It's Valentine's day, and Yuffie's looking for some sweet company, with no one else but Vincent! [Parody of 'Build Me Up Buttercup' by the Foundations].
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
Spam reviews
Kairi and Selphie have a very strange encounter with Moogles singing a disturbing song about...spam. Based off a Monty Python sketch.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Kairi, Selphie T. - Complete
Dirty Chopsticks reviews
Fruits Basket goes Monty Python, with a reenactment of the famous Restaurant sketch!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Tohru H., Yuki S. - Complete
I'm Too Sexy: Beelzebumon Style reviews
You knew it was coming sooner or later...a song parody of 'I'm Too Sexy' by Right Said Fred! Please read and review!
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/18/2005
Thir13en Ghosts reviews
For the fate of Kairi and the other princesses, thirteen of our most beloved characters from Kingdom Hearts are forced to fight to the death against thirteen of the most atrocious horror movie icons ever to exist. Who will live, who will die?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,003 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/11/2005 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Complete
BioManiacs reviews
A short parody of the 'Animaniacs' theme.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2005
I Like To Moogle reviews
Yuffentine. Yuffie wants Vincent to do a Moogle dance with her...another parody ensues.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
Don't Feed Asuka! reviews
(AU) The rascally Rei plays a mean joke on Asuka, informing everybody in Tokyo to deny her food for a whole twenty-four hours! Can Asuka survive, or will she starve to death?
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Asuka S., Rei A.
Senshi Got Boobs reviews
A parody of Sir-Mix-A-Lot's 'Baby Got Back', sung by Tuxedo Kamen!
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
I Should Be So Happy reviews
Yuffentine AVALANCHE takes a day off to explore Midgar's biggest shopping center. Vincent ends up being the one having to take care of Yuffie...but what happens when the two get into a mild argument?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
Heartless Of Hollow Bastion reviews
Anybody who remembers the Camelot song from 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' should enjoy this...(grins)...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2005
Digital Monsters: Back In Action reviews
When Takeru is accused of murdering the head of Toei Animation, Toon Detective Eddie Valiant (Who Framed Roger Rabbit) is sent to Japan to investigate. But what he uncovers is something he'll regret...
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,968 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/25/2004 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Takeru T./TK, Hikari Y./Kari K.
Leon Got Back reviews
(Squffie) On a mission to rescue the Princesses from Hollow Bastion, Leon and Yuffie end up being outnumbered by the Heartless. So Yuffie finally confesses her love for Leon...by singing a song! (Parody of 'Baby Got Back' by Sir-Mix-A-Lot).
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/5/2004 - Published: 10/29/2004
The Sephiroth Song reviews
A plain but funny takeoff of the Gummi Bears theme.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2004
Smelly Girl reviews
A song parody of 'Barbie Girl', performed by Maleficent and Ansem!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/16/2004
Addicted To Squall reviews
A Squffie song parody of 'Addicted To Love', sung by Yuffie Kisaragi!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/16/2004
Predator 2 reviews
When the galaxy's most feared alien hunter arrives in the hearts of Tokyo, Sakura must be ready to face the creature that craves for her skull as its trophy.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,713 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 9/24/2004 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
The Materia Song reviews
A funny song about Yuffie and her Materia, sung by...um, Yuffie Kisaragi. (Parody of 'I Want It That Way' by the Backstreet Boys).
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2004
Bicycle Repair Woman reviews
Everyone has a secret identity...well, not everyone, but take Ritsuko for example. (Based off a Monty Python sketch).
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/6/2004
NEO reviews
A song parody of Walt Disney's 'DuckTales' theme.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Neo, Trinity
Chicken Boo Strikes Again reviews
How would Cloud and the gang react if they ever discovered that Sephiroth's true identity was, a CHICKEN? (It's a short fic, but please R&R!)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/4/2004
Pretty Fly For A Goth Guy reviews
Yuffie is depressed about something...but what is it? (A Yuffentine song parody of 'Pretty Fly For A White Guy' by the Offspring).
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2004
Chicken Boo Strikes Back reviews
What would happen if everyone discovered that Shinji Ikari was in fact a chicken...literally?
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/12/2004
Into The West reviews
Each night, Kairi is disturbed by a mysterious dream, prophecising that either Riku or Sora will soon return to her. But now, her question is going to be finally answered...who will it be? (This is a very simple romance, so please review)
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 3/5/2004
Chicken Boo reviews
Oh, dear! It seems that Mamoru's role as Tuxedo Kamen has apparently been replaced by...a chicken?
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
Artificial Intelligence reviews
Godo Kisaragi has passed away, leaving a robot creation named Yuffie Kisaragi behind. Knowing that she would die in a matter of time, Yuffie seeked the fantastic possibilty to become a real life human...until one day, she met a war machine named Vincent.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,019 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/21/2004 - Published: 8/29/2003 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
The Keybearer Song reviews
A silly song parody of Werid Al Yankovic's 'Yoda', sung by Goofy.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/13/2004 - Published: 2/6/2004
The Ring reviews
Yuffentine Semisequel to 'If I Could Be You For A Day'. Yuffie finds a strange video tape and learns a disturbing history about Lucrecia.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,787 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/8/2004 - Published: 4/4/2003 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
Can You Feel The Love Tonight reviews
A short Ashitaka-San romance fic. Don't you just love them?
Princess Mononoke - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2004
We All Live In Tenchi Masaki's Home reviews
A song parody of 'We All Live in The Yellow Submarine' by the Beatles.
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/5/2003
Like A Lesbian reviews
A little Haruka-Michiru song parody, done to the tune of Madonna's 'Like A Virgin'. (Rating changed to R, due to slight sexual content).
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 11/23/2003 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Haruka T./Sailor Uranus, Michiru K./Sailor Neptune
God Help The Outcasts reviews
Nightcrawler makes a silent prayer...contains some Mystique angst as well. Please RR.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2003 - Mystique
Rolie Polie Harry reviews
A song parody of the 'Rolie Polie Olie' theme. Sorry Harry fans, I only did this for laughs!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/31/2003 - Harry P.
Brady Bunch Theme: LOTR Style! reviews
Just read the title, numb nuts!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/31/2003 - Frodo B., Gandalf
Your Song reviews
A cute Haruka-Michiru fic based on Elton John's 'Your Song'. It's just a one-shot, so please review!
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/26/2003 - Haruka T./Sailor Uranus, Michiru K./Sailor Neptune - Complete
Battle Royale reviews
Kidnapped by their own school, Sakura Kinomoto and her friends are taken to an uninhabited island where they must kill each other to survive. Could you kill your best friend?
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,124 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 10/5/2003 - Published: 8/9/2003 - Tomoyo D., Sakura K.
Without Me: A Beastly Song reviews
Beastly sings his own short version of Eminem's 'Without Me'.
Care Bears - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2003
Written In The Stars reviews
The Li family wants Syaoran to marry Meiling. Meiling wants Syaoran to marry her. But who does Syaoran really want?
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
Freddy Thumping reviews
A song parody of 'Tubthumping' by Chumbawamba.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/9/2003
The Power Rangers Song reviews
A song spoof of 'Knights Of The Round Table' from Monty Python And The Holy Grail. But readers, beware! This contains a lot of PR bashing!
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2003
I Never Had A Dream Come True reviews
A short and sweet SoraKairi. This is my first KH story, so please be kind and review!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/2/2003
Pinocchio Rhapsody reviews
Queen's 'Bohemian Rhapsody' rewritten for our favorite little puppet. This also has an alternate ending!
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/9/2003
I'm Syaoran's Lady! reviews
Meiling gets fed up with Sakura (a short song parody of Eminem's 'The Real Slim Shady').
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/18/2003 - Meiling L., Syaoran L.
The Sailor Starlights Song reviews
This is what you get when you mix the Sailor Starlights with the 'Spongebob Squarepants' theme!
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2003 - K. Seiya/Sailor Star Fighter, K. Yaten/Sailor Star Healer
Kissing Yuffie Kisaragi reviews
(Yuffentine) A funny poetic fic inspired by Dr. Seuss' Green Eggs And Ham.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2003
The Final Fantasy 7 Theme reviews
Just a song I made up for FF7...well, actually it's the 'Tiny Toons' theme rewritten!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/4/2003
The Second Vincent Valentine Song reviews
Yep. Another Yuffentine song parody, this time on the Addams Family theme...*giggles*...be warned though, this one's slightly random.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/28/2003
I Fell In Love With The Turk At The Gold Saucer reviews
Just when Vincent is trying to get some rest...guess what hits him? (Yuffentine song parody of Blink 182's 'Girl At The Rock Show'!)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3/23/2003
The Addams Family Theme: LOTR Style! reviews
A song parody of the 'Addams Family' theme.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2003
Vincent Vincent! reviews
(Yuffentine song parody of 'Sugar Sugar' by the Archies) Yuffie invites Vincent to the her Sakura Festival in Wutai...what surprises await this time?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2003
The Professor Snape Song reviews
A song parody of the Donald Duck theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2003 - Severus S.
The Duo Maxwell Song reviews
A short parody of the 'Spongebob Squarepants' theme...Duo Maxwell lovers beware!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Duo M., Relena P.
Vincent And The Brat reviews
A quick Yuffentine song parody of the 'Pinky And The Brain' theme.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/2/2003
This Old Man: LOTR Style! reviews
Just as the title says...contains extreme knick-knack paddy-whacking!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/21/2003 - Frodo B.
The Vincent Valentine Song reviews
[Yuffentine] Just when Vincent is starting to feel blue, Yuffie comes along and sings him a song! Parody of the 'Spongebob Squarepants' theme!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/18/2003
The Night Raizo Went Crazy reviews
A spin-off of Weird Al's 'The Night Santa Went Crazy'.
Rival Schools - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2/4/2003
Where Are You Christmas? reviews
Syaoran has already returned to Hong Kong. Will Christmas ever be the same without him?
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/25/2002 - Published: 10/18/2002 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
Pop Goes The Smeagol! reviews
A short parody on 'Pop Goes The Weasel'.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/24/2002 - Gollum
The Pink Panther reviews
Don't let the title fool you! Haruka and Michiru come face to face with their worst fear: a tiny bee.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2002 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Haruka T./Sailor Uranus, Michiru K./Sailor Neptune
Here Comes Saruman reviews
Just a short parody on 'Here Comes Santa Clause'.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/16/2002 - Saruman
Buttercup: Alternately Rude And Polite reviews
Buttercup's been struck with a strange illness. How will Blossom and Bubbles cope with her?
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/15/2002 - Published: 10/24/2002
Wutai Girl reviews
(Yuffentine) Vincent tells Chaos and the others about an annoying ninja girl. Song parody of 'Uptown Girl' by Billy Joel.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/13/2002
Yuffie Girl Kissed The Sexy ExTurk reviews
Just another Yuffentine song parody based on 'Video Killed The Radio Star'! Yuffie tells Cloud about a little secret. The Turks seem to have an interest too...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/29/2002
If I Could Be You For A Day reviews
Yuffentine. Yuffie's and Vincent's wish finally comes true...only to find themselves stuck inside each other's bodies for a whole day!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,062 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/25/2002 - Published: 9/27/2002 - Vincent V., Yuffie K.
Alien War reviews
The Digidestined must battle the ferocious Aliens and the deadly Predators to save both Earth and the Digital World. And with the help of the other Digidestined from around the world, will the ultimate heroes ever stop the ultimate terror?
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,071 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/6/2002 - Published: 6/1/2001
The Decepticon Taunters reviews
An adaptation of the 'French Taunters' scenes from 'Monty Python And The Holy Grail'. Okay, not my ordinary type of story, but sounds funny if you think about it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2002
Take My Breath Away reviews
Hermione watches over her admirer nearing death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/28/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Turks Who Say Ni! reviews
Monty Python anybody? Find out just how annoying the Turks can really be!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/27/2002
Wolverine Song reviews
Wolverine sings a song to the entire X-men crew. Parody of 'Lumberjack Song' by Monty Python.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2002
Harry Wasn't There reviews
Perhaps not your everyday Harry/Hermione fic. Based on the song 'Daddy Wasn't There' by Austin Powers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/10/2002 - Published: 8/8/2002 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Smells Like Children reviews
Sometimes it's good to learn about things you never knew. Sometimes they're better best forgotten. (Note: Rating might increase to R). I'm not sure if I'll be able to continue. I'm slowly losing interest. But if you would like me to go on, please tell me.
Rival Schools - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,414 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2002
Yuffie Girl reviews
(Yuffentine) Vincent is forced by Yuffie to come to her 18th anniversary party! It's a song parody of 'Barbie Girl'! ^_^
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/24/2002
Hey Vinnie reviews
Yuffie persuades Vincent to take her on a date to the Gold Saucer........*giggles*.....it's a Yuffentine! ^_^
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/17/2002
Sora Takenouchi Reborn reviews
(Complete) Sora Takenouchi, now reincarnated as a flower sprite, must try to gather her memories from her previous life and find those who had killed her. It's a bit of a Taiora story.
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,824 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 4/13/2002 - Published: 4/21/2001 - Sora T. - Complete
Super Saiyans Killed The Sailor Moon Scouts reviews
A song parody of 'Video Killed The Radio Star' by the Buggles.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/5/2002 - Published: 3/31/2002 - Goku
Sarabande reviews
A short Yuffentine story about the vampire and the ninja sharing a dream together. Need I say more?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/23/2002
How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Digimon reviews
In this horror spoof of 'The Shining', Tai, Matt, Ken, TK and the girls spend their Spring Break high up in an isolated hotel where the boys realize that they've lost their Digivices. Just how far would insanity push them?
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,295 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/16/2002 - Published: 2/9/2002
Handbags And Gladrags reviews
Kyosuke/Sakura fic. When Kyosuke is still overwhelmed by the death of his brother, he disappears from his friends. Sakura is asked to look for him and it happens that she's the only one who can truly help his dark feelings.
Rival Schools - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/8/2002 - [Kyosuke K., Sakura K.] - Complete
Rollerball reviews
There is no crime, no wars, there is only the game of Rollerball. A grotesque mutation of football and hockey where people risk their lives to win. Six schools are summoned to play in this exciting but dangerous game. Who will be the last one standing?
Rival Schools - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,484 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1/27/2002 - Published: 8/9/2001
I Saw Michelle Kissing Santa Claus reviews
Hotaru finds Michelle with a familiar face on the night of Christmas Eve.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12/8/2001 - Published: 9/19/2001
I Saw Misty Kissing Santa Claus reviews
Ash and his friends spend Christmas Eve together at his house. And during the night, Jigglypuff stumbles across Misty and makes a shocking discovery.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/8/2001 - Published: 9/18/2001
Predator reviews
With each member of her team being brutally slaughtered by an unknown creature, Ada Wong, along with Sherry Birkin, must escape from a hi tech military complex before the creature finds and kills them. Will they survive?
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,278 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 12/1/2001 - Published: 7/19/2001 - Ada W., Sherry B. - Complete
I Saw Sora Kissing Santa Claus reviews
Sora stays over at Tai's house on the night of Christmas Eve. And Kari witnesses a shocking sight.
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2001