SevandArty
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Joined 07-10-11, id: 3060574, Profile Updated: 07-01-12
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Discworld, Artemis Fowl, Skulduggery Pleasant series, and Big Bang Theory.

Hello world and all who inhabit it! Obviously if you have clicked on my profile you would like to know a little bit more about me and my stories, well...

1. I am female

2. I am human (even though people have doubted this)

3. I love to read and write

4. I love my pets, a 100 lb boxer named Maximus and an orange tabby named Sonny

5. I play the clarinet and am pretty good at soccer

6. My friends and I often get very strange looks from the normal population when we accidentally wander into a public area

7. I have a major problem with obsessing over characters that do not exist... mostly the strangest ones too...

My Favorites

Harry Potter: Severus Snape (I'm a total PotterHead)

The Big Bang Theory: Sheldon Cooper (BAZINGA)

Skulduggery Pleasant Series: Skulduggery

Artemis Fowl: Artemis

Discworld Series: DEATH

The Avengers: Loki (Oh. My. God.)

Some good books to read:

Artemis Fowl Series

Harry Potter(of course)

Hunger Games

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Discworld Novels

Skulduggery Pleasant Series

Chaos Walking Series

Good Omens

You know you might not be from this world if:

You start attracting Greek monsters.

You insist upon telling an empty room that you don't like lollipops.

When you reach for a pen, the one you choose turns into a sword when you uncap it.

Your aunt inflates and flies away when you get mad.

You're less than three feet tall and have pointy ears.

You enjoy singing Riverstomp to nobody (or so you thought).

You recently discovered that you have an unnatural fear of the number four.

You are seven feet tall and carry a scythe around with you.

You talk in capital letters.

Your teacher keeps telling you to turn to page 394.

The Hogfather comes instead of Santa Clause.

Your favorite adult is a skeleton that drives a Bentley and has an impeccable sense of style.

When you knock on someone's door you repeat their name after a series of three knocks.

After you tell a joke you feel the need to say 'Bazinga!'

You like to threaten your houseplants to get them to grow better.

You can't touch Holy Water or you either burst into flames or explode.

Your choice of armor has horns on the helmet.

You carry around Mjolnir.

You turn into a giant green rage monster when you get too angry.

You recently found out that you were adopted from Jotunheim.

You are more than 70 years old yet you still look great in tight, spangled uniforms.

You have an arc reactor in your chest.

You wear an eyepatch and talk to superheros on a daily basis.

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This is only one of my fanfiction pages. I have another by the penname MustacheBuddiesXD that is more for pairing stories, so if you want to read more by me, go there. I currently have a really successful story on there called A Second Chance about Loki and Tony in the Avengers if you are interested...

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters that I decide to use in my stories. I do not like to use OC's so do not take any of the characters for mine! All the authors I love are waaay too brilliant to be me anyway...

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A New Student reviews
What happens when Artemis discovers that Holly has kept secret the existence of another type of Mud-Man? Well, Severus Snape, for one thing. And Artemis has to learn how to handle his new classes at a new school. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,784 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Severus S., Artemis F. - Complete
Chasing Squirrels reviews
Sirius is in Ireland on the run from the Ministry of Magic. He meets an odd fellow in the oddest way...oneshot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Sirius B., Skulduggery P.
A Battle of the Brains reviews
A mysterious scientist has breached the communications of Haven. Holly needs Artemis's help to figure out who this guy is. When they meet him they are more than a little surprised. They were expecting something else...
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,652 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Artemis F., Sheldon C.
The Flight of the Prince reviews
Just another one of my crossovers. When Snape dies, he meets the Grim Reaper. Oneshot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Severus S., Death - Complete
Two Skulls are Better than One reviews
Skulduggery gets transported to Discworld when he is pulled into the portal with the Faceless One. His strange lifetimer catches the attention of Death. What happens when the two skeletal figures meet?
Crossover - Discworld & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Death, Skulduggery P.
Harry's Mom reviews
The song Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne has now been changed to fit Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete