Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, Orson Scott Card, and Gravitation.
Anndy grimaced as she surfed the web, looking through stories. It seemed like today the only thing that was written was crap that was some other person's idea of something great that was crap to begin with meaning double crap work. "And Hermione and Severus knew they were mentally compatible and therefore had to be together forever and for always." Anndy said in a dreamy voice. "Psh. Like I didn't know that was going to happen."
The one thing that bothered her the most was predictable plots such as the previously mentioned statement. Severus and Hermione were intellectually compatible, but the cliché display made her head hurt, and she quickly clicked on another story.
"Albus/Minerva, read all of those; Draco/Ginny, as if those writers ever update; Harry/Blaise, too many slash not enough female Blaise; Colin/Blaise, too many female Blaise and not enough slash; and of course hardly any Luna/Blaise." Anndy muttered to herself.
After sitting at her computer for ten minutes trying to figure out what to do now that she couldn't find anything to read, Anndy opened up Microsoft Word and grimaced. It had to be done sooner than later.
As if taking out the trash, she groaned and sunk down in her chair. Her head began to hurt after having spent a least fifteen minutes staring at a blank white screen. "THINK ANNDY!" She demanded of herself.
Like a wall built in her head, she had no doubt what she had to do. Anndy had to consult an idiot writer from another story to help her get over her flu. The writers block flu. Perhaps she could pass on the virus to the writer, save the world from having to hear her idiotic rubbish stories. Anndy nodded to herself as she decided not to let her reviewers down.
"Uh, Hi, Melissa Adams? It's Anndy. Why don't you talk to me for a few minutes?" Anndy said, knowing that whatever dumb thing came out of Melissa's mouth would inspire her to write better than the wanna-be.
"Sure. Let me start with, all complaints about this can be directed to MelissaAdams, not Anndy Malfoy. Any negative comments will be promptly laughed at, shown to other people for laughs, and discarded. This cannot and should not be copied for others uses. Thanks." Melissa said.
It's safe to say that every story below this has been canceled, save for Darkened Stars, which will have a prequel coming out within the next two years. Two years too long for you? Tough luck, it's realistic. Procrastinator Extraordinaire, at your service.
Recently, I've just gone through the biggest move of my life. I'm away from everyone I know, and that's a hard adjustment for me. I'm busy. I'm starting at a new school, with new teachers, in the middle of my sophomore year. Twenty three weeks left, as of December 11, so watch out for stories around... May. Yeah.
In any case, if you need to reach me, my email's up there somewhere, my LJ is, too, and you can get the constant shit about me and my life from those two things alone. Have a blast, don't get lost, and let me repeat:
ALL STORIES SAVE FOR DARKENED STARS ARE CANCLED. Just so it's clear.
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