Not much to say really. I'm a book worm and i adore a good mystery. My writing styles very weak though so you wont be seeing many stories from me. But I'll be happy to give my opinon on other storys. (woah i'm not usually this calm O_O) Things i like: 1. Vocaloid. 2. Sonic 3. dragons (Random i know XD) 4. Books (They have to be non-fiction though. Unless it was an...intresting true story. And they HAVE to be books. Not something like a kindle. I prefer getting that new book smell XD) 5. The computer (could not survive without this XD) 6. DSi (havent got a 3DS yet. My Bro has though...) 7. The colour purple (I LOVE PURPLE!!!!) 8. Anime and Manga. (Mainly Hetalia XD) Things i dont like: 1. Peas and sweetcorn (i have a hatred for all small vegetables XD) 2. My little brother (Not really but he is annoying sometimes XD) 3. ...i can't think of a third... A list of stereotypes that should stop. If you think they should stop too, post this onto your profile. And bold the ones you are if you wish: I can't help pointing out MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex. I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy. I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist. I don't CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I don't like THE SUN, so I MUST be an Albino. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobe. I don't want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be lesbian. I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak. I dress in UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. I got a CAR for my birthday, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I hang out with a former PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself. I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too. I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have A BUNCH OF FRIENDS WHO ARE GIRLS, so I MUST be a player. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I have A LOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I have hair that gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I have my OWN spiritual ideology, so I MUST be wrong or misguided. I have STRAIGHT 'A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I love MARCHING BANDS, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I spot GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. I WATCH (or READ or WRITE) PORN, so I MUST be perverted. I wear A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I wear WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. I'm a FEMALE NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants and ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay or just want to get into the girl cheerleaders' pants. I'm a guy who wears TIGHT PANTS, so I MUST be emo. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape and want to get with every single girl I see. I'm a LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm a MALE NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my penis. I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun. I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs, wear black and date only other punks. I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff. I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude. I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be and old hag and fly on a broomstick. I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is a murderer. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7 and super sexy. I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken, watermelons, kool-aid and believe that Jesus wuz a brotha. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt. I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (although I do like tea XD) I'm SCOTTISH, so I must get drunk, swear a lot and go around in a skirt (Its a bloody kilt! Get it right!) everywhere. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers and talk with a funny accent. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a terrorist. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too. I'm GAY, so I MUST have aids and be after every straight guy around. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I'm GOTH, so I MUST be mean and worship the devil. I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cats. I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak and think I'm all knowing. I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up. I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect. I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting. I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins and worship Satan. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy and wear socks with sandals. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie and Hollister. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent. I'm STRONG, so I MUST be stupid. I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall, white, blonde, blue-eyed, lesbian. I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse. I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep. I'm WHITE and have BLACK friends, so I MUST think I'm black I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a Satanist. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. Name twelve of your favourite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order. 1. Romano 2. Feliciano 3. Spain 4. England 5. Canada 6. Russia 7. Prussia 8. Hungary 9. Finland 10. China 11. S.korea 12. Japan 1) Have you read a five/ten fic before? No. But Now I deffo have to! XD 2) Do you think three is hot? How hot? Yeah. 8/10 3) What would happen if six got one pregnant? O_O ROMANO BECAME ONE WITH RUSSIA?! That baby would be messed up... 5) Would seven and two make a good couple? Prussia/Italy?...yeah i suppose. 6) Four/eight or four/nine? England/Hugary or England/Finland?! um...I dunno. 7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship? Prussia discoverd spain and hungary in a secret relationship. WHAT?! He's probubly faint and think it was just a dream...a bad dream XD 8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic. Russia has finnaly started to take over the world and who better to start off with than little defensles Italy brother? 9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story? Actually yes! T'was cute! ^w^ 10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic. Do you hate your brother? (Title's awful but I do LOVE this pairing! XD) 11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic? Spain/S.Korea?! Um...I dunno! 12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash yes and yes. 13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose? No clue atm...I'll come back to this one. 14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be? Warining:May cause confusion, insanity and fear for spain and Feli's lives XD 15. What pick-up line might eight use on five? I can see you. XD 16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight. Later... 17) What would happen if seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Laugh and tell Germany as soon as possible. 18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Um...well...theres always the pirate!England and Chibi!Romano where England captures romano... 19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? yes. 20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? yes suprisingly. 21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Not that i know of... 22) Would you write Two/Four/Five? Feliciano/England/Canada? Hell yeah! 23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? ARUUUUUUUU~! 24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Yesterday 25) What is Six's super-secret kink? uh...Sunflowers maybe? 26) Would eleven shag nine? Drunk or sober? Yes. Most likely drunk. 27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops? Oh thats a hard one. I'd like to think they'd take turns or whoever felt more dominating at that time i suppose. 28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this? Romano and Finland are in a happy relationship until Finland suddenly runs off with England. Romano, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with S.korea and a brief unhappy affair with Japan, then follows the wise advice of Canada and finds true love with Feliciano. What the hell did canada tell romano?! Anyway I'd call this 'a series of weird events' or something. 29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? I'm not sure if it is or isnt already tbh. 30) What genre(s) would you put a Two/Twelve fic under? Friendship . I can't think of another one. I suppose romance could work... 31) 1 has a relationship with 6, but secretly wants 2. 6 knows this, and breaks up with 1 to go pursue 3, who's with 11. 11 is also with 10, however, who's cheating on 11 with 8. 8 finds out, and cheats with 7, who is, in turn, cheating on 4. 1 pursues 2, who just broke up with 5, who's now after 9. 1 gives up on this, and ends up with 12, while 6 finally ends up with 3. Romano has a relationship with Russia, but secretly wants Feliciano. Russia knows this, and breaks up with Romano to go pursue Spain, who's with S.korea. S.korea is also with China, however, who's cheating on S.korea with Hungary. Hungary finds out, and cheats with Prussia, who is, in turn, cheating on England. Romano pursues Feliciano, who just broke up with Canada, who's now after Finland. Romano gives up on this, and ends up with Japan, while Russia finally ends up with Spain. I. . . Eat like America What do you have: [x] Full size/Queen bed. [x] Basketball net/hoop [x] Night stand [ ] Go shopping at least once a week [ ] Go Cart/car/quad [ ] Straightener/curling iron [X] Window in your room [x] Parents have a car [x] Home cooked meal almost everyday Post as: |