Poll: In my fanfiction 'The cosy little backroom' should Team RWBY, JNPR and SSSN read another three storys a 3 chapters each, or should they put in on a 9-10 chapter marathon after chapter 10? Vote Now!
Author has written 4 stories for Castlevania, Naruto, and RWBY.
Name: Go with my moniker here
Age: between 1 and 99
Sex: Yeah of course
Gender: Last time I checkt I was male
Home: Somewhere between here and there
Race:...äh I think I am a human
NarutoFemSasuke (Don't asked my why, I don't know it myself)
NarutoKarui(It gives too less)
RevyRock (Black Lagoon)
ZorroPerona (One Piece)
Minato Tsuikumi (Sekirei)
all other Pairings are acceptable/neutral, as long as the story is good.
Only older woman harem
SakuraKakashi(Thats just wrong)
young girl with old guy(aka Pedo pairings)
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
RIP We shall remember
I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you
I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"
I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk
I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.
I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date
I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care
But most of all
I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry That I cared
I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
We're a Dying Breed
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait.”
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful.
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car. To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.
...This one bulletin is for you...
Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... And because of this, there are not many left out there... i guarantee 90 of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed " If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way repost this with: "To Every Guy..."
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
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Challenge 1: THe Bijuu Guardians
We all know that the Bijuus were formed from the Juubi and that the humans see them as nothing more than mindless Chakra beast who think of nothing else as destruction and Chaos. But what is when the Bijjus where actually the guardian of the Ninja world and keep them in Balance like the Avatar does with his world. What is when they were also the source of most of the power of the Ninjas and the human knows this. What is when the Jinchuuriki were they personal disciples and beeing a Jinchuuriki is a honour and not a curse. What would happened when Naruto and the other Jinchuurikis they where apprentices of the Bijuus. What would happen when the he Bijuus were not sealed in the Humans. What where when the Bijuus are the source of most/all bloodlines in the Shinobi world. What would the world be when the Bijuus look at them like siblings.
1)Kurama is a seal master, which means he cannot be sealed in the ordinary way. And each Bijuu is a master of something other part of the Ninja art, which is your decision(for the other eight) (For example the Sanbi could be a master of genjutsu and Nibi for ninjutsu)
2)Naruto must strong because of Kuramas training but not god like or that he can fight with an ANBU on paar, also strong but still his rang appropriate.(It is unimportant how powerful you are and how much potential you have, some techniques and information need more mature before you can be trusted with it)
3)Can start when ever you want but pefore the Gennin exam
4)Gaaras Parents are alive and he is sane and his siblings didn't fear him. Also his father isn't a moron here.
5)No Kiri bloodline war.
6)Naruto have already started training his element nature during the academy and finished it in the middle of the last year or the end.
7)The Relationship between Biju and Jinchuuriki is up to you, can master/discipline, father/son or best friend kind of relationship, until the final test for Naruto and co. then afterwards is like master/servant like relationship. How and what the test is, is up to you.
8)Bijuus have they own clans, means Kurama has his fox with summon contact, Shukaku has his Tanikuti summons, Mutabi her cat summons and so on and so on.
9)Can follow cannon events or you can make your own story lines. BUT I WANT STILL THE INVASION OF KONOHA FROM OROCHIMARU.
10)NO WAVE MISSION
11)Pairings is up to you, didn't really care about it, it can be everyone, hell even Tsunade when you make her younger. Exceptions:
a)Not Allowed: Married woman, mothers, incest, Bijus, NO YAOI
b)When single paired no Sakura or Hinata are allowed
12)The Incident on Naruto's birth still happened but Kurama break free from it himself. And alert the other Bijuu of Tobi and watched the Uchihas with mistrust
13)When two Jinchuuriki fight with each other the Bijuus wouldn't help them and they cannot use the advantages they get from them, like Gaaras sand shild is not available during the fight.
14) Teams stayed as they are no chance there
a)Sakura and Ino are NO fangirls and aren't gushing all over Sasuke, thats just anoying >:( . They are seriouse Kunoichis here.
1)No Uchiha Massacre, they get a probation because they had nothing to do with Tobi and hade given the chance to prove they innocents.
2)Can be Harem but no more than 5 girls and when harem Sakura and Hinata must be in and Hinata is not the main girl. NO ARGUMENT ABOUT IT
3)Naruto can have the fox summon contact in addition to any other contact he gain and a second element affinity, same goes for the other Jinchuuriki's.
5)Minato and Kushina can be alive or only one of them.
6)Naruto can have a weapon. Which is up to you, the more unique the better.
7)Kurama can give him a bloodline, but only one or can activate one he already has. But that sometimes later in the story like a gift of or a prize of recognition from the Bijjus to Jinchuuriki. NOT AT THE BEGINNING. Prefer able after the Chuunin exam or the invasion of Orochimaru. Upgrading of already existing bloodline is allowed. Upgrading of already existing bloodline for others is allowed.
7a)Same goes for the other Jinjuurikis
7b)No Jinchuuriki is allowed to have the Rinnengan. THey respect they father too much to give it one of them or any other one human/shinobi.
7c)Upgrading of already existing bloodline is allowed. Also for other bloodline users, like upgrading the Ice bloodline or the Byakugan
8)The Chuunin exams can happen in another village
9)Some Akatsuki members can be good, but must be replaced with OC. Some Ideas for replacement: Konoha, Kibas father; A nuke nin and blacksmith from Kumo or a Hunter of Kiri.
9a) Or you make a totally new evil group and Akatsuki is good.
10) Son goku(Yonbi) can already search for a new disciple because of Roshi's age he have already finished his training with him
11)To keep things interested and just for the jest I allow gender bender. With the addition to Haku I allow you to chance the gender of 5 other characters who ever you want. Means you can make any guy into a girl and any girl into a guy. Can also be paired with Naruto when you want.Exeption Kurama/Kyuubi and Naruto thoose two stay male
Who ever want to take this challenge PM me please. When you have questions also ask me.
Rant About the Sakura Bashing
I have to say something to the Sakura hating, bashing and how she is portrait in most of the fics here. Why did I brought this up? It is easy. I am death tired and sick of the Sakura bashing here.
I have asked me, why do people hate her and have done a little researched therefore. For my luck many others have asked this question also and have start a poll for it and the result was that reason was that Sakura hit Naruto on the head over and over again for no reason and still is a Fangirl of Sasuke and her behavior during her genin days and that she is totally useless, I want to face palm myself because of that.
First of: Really! Hate the heroin because she hit the main character over and over again. Hell I have seen other animes where that happend all the time and surprisingly those girls/womans are loved because of that. I have even examples for it:
Shana from Shakugan no Shana: This girl hit him or scream at him everytime when he do or said something what is against her opinion or disagree with her. Don't forget at first she just waited for his death.
Louise from Zero no Tsukaima(there is no hell on earth that I can spell her full name OK): She even use a whip to punish Saito and treat him like a slave or whip him when he do that what he was assignet to do or for something what was clearly not his fault
Akane Tendo from Ranma1/2: She clearly hit and punch Ranma every time she get angry or upset whit something and did at the beginning hate the living guts of from this guy like he was some abnormalety from hell(Can I even say that?)
Kaname Shidori form Full Metal Panic: She hit Sousuke every time when he does something stupid and boy he does that very often.
Tsukiumi from Sekirei: She tried to kill Minato. I thing I didn't need to say more to this character.
Second: The Hitting for no reason. When I read this for the first time here on fanfic I thought 'Heh? What did they mean for no reason and why did they make her scream all the time?'. The reason for this could maybe that I never have seen a punch without a reason. Yes you read right I have seen those punches and what's leads to them:
1)He does something stupid or being a loud mouth idiot (And we all know in part I he was a big one)(Being disrespectful also count into this category)
2)He does something perverted
3)He doesn't pay attention what he saying, which would somehow or another would earned him a punch, it only happened that Sakura was the one who does it.
When Naruto didn't do anything of those three Sakura is actually very nice to Naruto and even cheers for him, in the preliminary and during the finals in the Chunnin exams. Does a cold hearted villain bitch really does that.
Third: She is she is still a Sasuke Fangirl. Well Ino is still one too but everyone intentionally ignore it. Come on I mean Ino have cried her eyes out as the rookie 11 have decided to kill Sasuke. Sakura has cried because Sai had said her the truth that she is the source for all the pain and sorrow Naruto has to endure it, she didn't cry because Sasuke has to be killed.
Fourth: Her behavior during her gennin days. I admit that Sakura was annoying during her time as a gennin and that she has dislike Naruto and was gushing all over Saskue, but you have to remember one important fact. She was twelve years old. TWELVE. FUCKING. YEARS! She didn't even hit puberty. Any girl in this age would do what every twelve years would do at that time. Follow the crowed. The mayor of the girls liked Sasuke because of his look, lineage(That he is a Uchiha), mysterious aura and that every girl hoped to break the male ice queen and that under the cold shell of cold glare and emoness lies her prince charming in his shining armor. Every girl at that age like guys like that. And don't come with me with the excuse that a girl from a ninja family/clan wouldn't be affected by that and that most girls came from civilian families. Ino was also a fangirl and is still one. And her dislike is also based of that. Everyone in Narutos class and the whole village, with the exception of the Hokage, Iruka, Kiba, Shika, Choji and parents and few Ninjas, dislike Naruto, and children tended to take the same opinion to a topic like they parents have. So naturally she would dislike him. By all means, you are punishing her for being a child at that time and oversee or better said to close your eyes in what she did developed. In part II Sakura can put her own weights in a fight and can be useful.
Now many comes with the wrong confession of hers but to be honest my first expression for that was 'What? Wow really. First Hinata than Sakura' and after one moment I thought 'Ahh I understand'. What did I understand you may asked is this: The gang has decided to kill Sasuke, so that the circle of hatred would be stopped, but Naruto has still this promise to Sakura and she knew that, so that Naruto forget about Sasuke Sakura has to draw his attention away from him and make him forgot about this promise. And Sakura herself was the bait. Naruto wanted Sakura since the beginning of the series and would have probably jumped on the opportunity to finally get the girl he want and would make it easier for him to get over Sasuke. Honestly I would have done the same (You are free to hate me now). But Naruto has seen that something was off here, because exactly like him, Sakura wouldn't give up on Sasuke like that, because of the bond they shared, and this bonds was that what had let her fail to kill Sasuke twice. And I am pretty sure that at this time also Naruto would have failed, because of the bond of what team seven shares and no one of the two are willingly enough to cut them out so easily like Sasuke would did. I would bet my manhood of this and I am a dude, dude.
And many did forget what Sakura has done.
Saved Kankuro from Sasories poison and killed said puppetry.
Develop an antidote for his Poison which in return safed Chio obasan which sacrifise herself to bring Gaara back to life
She has saved Hinata as she was stabbed by Pain, wouldn't she was there, little Hinata would be dead by now.
Has tried to kill Sasuke and Karin to show that the bond between team seven doesn't excist anymore(But still was at that time, In this fic no more I will explain this later in my story why)
AND CAN SOMEONE WITH A HALF A BRAIN TELL ME HOW A DOCTOR IS USELESS.(OK when you face a Zombie invasion where the rule rules 'One hit = death' than yes then a doc is useless unless it gives an antidote against the Zombie Virus, but that's another topic for another time) A medic is one of the most valuable thinks in war as in social and private life.
In the fight with the real Madare, his first target was Tsunade so that she couldn't heal the other kages anymore. And some people has the guts to say that Sakura is totally useless and waist of place in the war and that she didn't do anythink and only beat a Zetsu. Hello! She has fight with Kakashi and Guy against Zabuza and the other seven swordsman of the mist. Hell only because it was shown that she killed on Zetsu that this is everything what she has done in the war. She could easily have some kills on off-screen, wouldn't be the only one. She also helped Shizune to analyst a Zetsu and Tobis secret or better what he is(Really what is this...thing). Also she is a medic. She also treat the injured ones. Tell me what is better, when she treats and safe hundreds of life and helped them to get back to be ready to fight, which helped to hold the manpower of the army in a steady state or that she run into the field and get probably killed in the process from behind.
Think about that.
To safe time I make now the Bashing and her portray. In most of the fic it goes like that:
Option 1: Hinata's confession
"Oh Naruto-kun I love you"
"I love you too Hinata"
"I am so happy that you say that, Nothing can makes me more happier than that and surprisingly I didn't stutter anymore and became totally OOC"
"Yeah Hinata I am also happy that I have you"
Sakura appears greeting Naruto and Hinata with a friendly honest smile "Hello Naruto, Hello Hinata"
"WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU UGLY WHORE WHO I HAD LOVED ONLY TWO SECOND AGO AND NOW WISH TO TEAR YOUR FACE APPART AND LET YOU EAT IT BEFORE I RIP YOU DO THE REST OF YOUR BOWLS AND PRODUCE THIS ALL OVER AGAIN. I HATE YOU SAKURA WHORE"
Taking out a chainsaw and began to shred Sakura with the saw, limps and organs and blood flying everywhere
"ME TOO, IT IS TOTALLY UNIMPORTANT THAT WE BARELY INTERACT WITH EACH OTHER I HATE YOU AND WANT TO KILL YOU, EVEN THOUGHT THIS ABSOLUTELY OUT OF MY CHARACTER FOR WHY THE PEOLPE LIKED ME IN THE FIRST PLACE"
Also taking out a chainsaw and join in Narutos little Sakura abusing.
Option 2 Sasuke retrieval mission fics
"NARUTO NO BAKA! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO SAUKE-KUN!"
"SHUT UP I DIDN'T CARE THAT YOU HAVE THREE HOLES IN YOU CHEST AND ONE MISSING ARM, HOW COULD YOU HURT SASUKE-KUN LIKE THAT, EVEN WHEN YOU ARE IN A WAY WHORSER CONDITION"
"NO BUT FROM THIS DAY ON I WILL CALL YOU DEMON AND MONSTER WHAT I HAVE NORMALY NEVER DONE AND WOULD ALSO NEVER BEGAN AND NOW I WILL KILL YOU, IGNORING THE FACT THAT THIS SCENE, ME SEEING YOU LIKE THAT, STRIFED ME TO BECOME STRONGER SO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO FACE THIS BURDER ALONE" Taking out a Katana out of nowhere and start to stab and slice Naruto to death who is tied up in his bed unable to move and defend himself.
Option 3 The after war fics
Sakura appears and waved at the crow and introduce herself in a stupid childish sounding voice.
"Hello everyone My name is Sakura Haruno and I lose automatically every character development during my Ninja carrier and I am back to be a brainless fan girl because Sasuke Uchiha is back. And Everyone has matured over the past three lines and now think I am a absolute failure and has get a character development like that what I have get in three years and Naruto hates me and is together with Hinata who has grown a backbone which goes three times around the world and Ino has miraculous begun to hate Sasuke-kun and me and Tsunade-sama wished she had never trained me and was always disgusted by me, what doesn't make any sense because she could have easily stopped my training every time in the past. Or I became a absolutely insane bitch because Sasuke was imprisoned and I am the only one who is affected and Karin is sane and hate him now, what also make no sense since she is even more obsessed with Sasuke-kun than me, spent three years with him and was only tried to killed by him one time while he tried it twice by me and I only spent roughly six month with him and still want to marry him and think that he is a good guy and prince charming in his shining armor"
I could go on with examples but you understand my point and I admit that I over exaggerate this ones but That's it how she is represented in most fics. And the worst is, they are from NaruHina fans and this has slowly lead me to began to hate this pairings. Yes you have read right, thanks to all those unnecessary bashing and hating I have to began to hate the NaruHina pairings, because Sakura will either potraided as a Naruto hating bitch villain or as a retarded cow with no development and still Sasuke obsessed and Ino not. Hell she was also a Fangirl, still is. And than it come in some fics that she absolute hat this guy and Sakura and go out with Naruto. Why can Ino move one and Sakura not. Sakura should be the who should be move on then no one with a half of a sanity and brain would still love a guy who tried to kill you. OK the first love/crush is hard to forget , I admit that. In real life the guy would be immediately yup down his throat but here because it is Sakura and Sasuke everything is alright in this pink beautiful world
And the completely mind blower is I am a NaruHina fan myself.
Sakura does care for Naruto. She has cried as she has seen him in his four tailed form, wanted to feed him as his arm was injured (thanks allot Sai *growling*) cheered for him in the examen and even protected him and lee during the exam in the forest of death. Would a cold hearted villain bitch do something like that? No she wouldn't.
And you have to be honest Sakura has, like Naruto, the strongest character development. From and annoying fangirl with insecurity who hide her true opinion to a competent, self confident Kunoichi who can help others to and isn't useless anymore and not afraid to tell you her mind.
And no character is without flaws
I can point some flaws what Hinata and Tsunade has but that's not the point here.
The point here is that I was angered that all the Naruto fans treat Sakura so badly and hate her for no real reason and the NaruHina fans are the worst. They don't want to argue about it and make principally every other pairing with Naruto down, without even giving the story a real chance(which is really sad then there are really good one there), and that is not fair and only corwardly. Hell the worst ones are those who search here for a Naruto Sakura story and flame the story with a guest name and didn't even give the opportunity to talk(write) with them to discuss it. They flame the story and run away.
When you flame a story at least have the balls to stand the consequents.
I didn't want to insult anyone but the behavior of some of the authors here have let my blood boil to a dangerous degree and I couldn't take it anymore and need to get this out of my system or otherwise I would began to really hate NaruHina pairings because of this unnecessary Sakura bashing.
Don't get me wrong I still like this pairing and Hinata but stop those bashing it isn't funny anymore.
Let the past be the past and concentrate on what the character is now and not concentrate on what he/she was in her past/childhood and how she has behaved as a child. In real life it is also possible then why not here in fanfic.
And when you really want to hate someone, hate the author, in this case Masashi Kishimoto, because he makes the characters like they are and his inability to use them to they fullest.
You can hate me now, send my hate males or go one with it and continue to write, read fanfic, I don't really care.
And I didn't want to insult anyone or insult someone, when someone did get this feeling.
And one last word. I personality didn't care with which one Naruto is paired, I search in the first line for good story, hell he could fuck his own mother and I would read it as long as the story is good(even when I find this really weird) the story line comes first than the pairing but no Yaoi, NEVER.
And only older woman harem, don't ask me why but I only get a shudder down my spine about that