TheExplosiveBird
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Joined 07-10-11, id: 3061377, Profile Updated: 12-31-12
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Legend of Zelda.

I'm TheExplosiveBird and yes, a huge Narutard and female gamer. (No, I do not look like a hermit who never leaves the house! Damn stereotypes...) I'm also an avid reader on this site. My two absolute favorite Naruto characters are Madara and Hashirama. I am so jealous of their hair! Anyway, I like to dream and imagine about the impossible. I live a bit in my imagination but that is good! Though my friends say I need help...

THE SEQUEL TO SAKURA'S MISSION GONE WRONG IS NOW IN PROGRESS.No, this is not a sick joke, the time has finally come for me to get back into the swing of things. I'm open to opinions, so PM if need be. No worries, I don't bite!

People misusing your and you're really pisses me off.

Along with writing I mix and create music in my free time.

Musician. Flute, Guitar, Oboe, Clarinet, Saxophone.

ADD makes it difficult to write sometimes.

I am a fan of Zelda and the works.

Yes my name relates to Deidara for those of you who haven't figured it out.

I love Naruto though my father despises it.

I am 5 feet 3 inches tall with dirty blonde wavy hair and grayish eyes.

People say that you have rules and guidlines you need to live by, but I do not. I love imagining what can not happen and hope for the best but am expecting of the worst.

I fight even harder the more I am put down.

I would love to cosplay but don't have the time.

Enjoy my stories for I may not be the best but I try.

In my imagination Tobi is still Madara and will remain as such until the end of eternity.

Indeed I am open to requests, as long as they are within my limits. Just PM me your idea!

I try to be inspirational, but fail most of the time.


Live your life and don't let anyone bring you down. You know you're better than that.

TheExplosiveBird

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Cat'O'Nine Tails by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,902 - Reviews: 2471 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 1,495 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Paradise by xXSakura-Hime-SamaXx reviews
He may be a supposedly dead missing-nin but he was raised a gentlemen, helping the crying pink haired girl was just proof of that...too bad he got attached to her smile afterwards. -Starts during the wave arc-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 81,294 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Sakura H., Madara U.
Cherry Picking by Alis Volat Propris reviews
It started with wanting to avenge Sasuke's death. From there, it turned into something else entirely. A forbidden truce between the two former enemies will lead Sakura down a path she didn't want to take. But if Itachi is innocent, then who murdered Sasuke?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 148,176 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Mission: Akatsuki by AbiwonKenabi reviews
Sakura is assigned to the Akatsuki by Lady Tsunade! What kind of wacky adventures await her? Will she survive the mission? Will she get to the bottom of all the problems that plague the Hidden Leaf Village? Is it the Akatsuki? Lots of Akatsuki fun!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,842 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
The Cherry Blossom Among Despair by CherryBlossomWish reviews
Karin has turned everyone against Sakura, so Sakura leaves Konoha- but just after Karin confesses, instantly every one regrets what they did to Sakura- what's going to happen when they find out that their mistakes leads Sakura to the Akatsuki? OOC, Karin Bashing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,871 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
What fate brings to you by HurtxxMangekyou reviews
Can two people come together when they are from completely different worlds. HashiMada love, that means Hashirama and Madara yaoi :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,598 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting by odmonkey reviews
"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,804 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Lies of history by perfect oblivion reviews
History isn't always truth. Naruto realizes this when he finds that the leaf villages greatest traitor, isn't so evil, and the demon within him, isn't hell bent on complete destruction like he thought. Strong, Sharingan Naruto. Extreme Shodaime bashing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,028 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Naruto U., Madara U.
My Contract to You by stephfarrow94 reviews
Tobirama is set free by the Shinigami during the fight between the third Hokage, but he is bound to serve Naruto by contract. Will things be as easy as they seem? Tobirama x Naruto yaoi lemon Request for Flareose DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,547 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Naruto U., Tobirama S.
Clashing Personalities by CideanForever reviews
"Tobi…" Deidara groans, dropping his head in his hands. "Gomen, Deidara-sempai! Tobi just stumbled into the pretty lady!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 13,081 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Falling Up by Piper-Knight reviews
Sakura Haruno's favorite Anime, Naruto, came to life before her eyes. The characters became real to her, and she became something to special to them. But, not everything is perfect, and ghosts from the past could be more haunting then before. SakuxMulti HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,204 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Possessed by Pleasure by Glambertxxx reviews
Kradam AU. Kris Allen has the aspiration of becoming the best gay porn star in the country. But he unexpectedly falls for his manager , Adam Lambert . Will he give up his dream for true monogamous love?
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,482 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011
Captured INDEFINITE HIATUS by xSakuraWings reviews
Lady Luck must be pulling a prank on her. First, she was trapped fighting two Akatsuki members with their gaze too low for her liking. The next thing she knew when she woke up, she was in a room with eight powerful males. "Oh shi-" - AkatsukixSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 86,667 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The Boys Who Loved Flowers by SickleCells reviews
Sakura has recently been scarred mentally and physically by her only friend. Now she's an outcast with pink hair and a scar that attracts everyone's attention. SakuCentric. SakuXMulti
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,518 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Sakura H.
Crimson Ink by Piper-Knight reviews
Sakura is captured by the Akatsuki, and is forced to join their ranks. But it wasn't all for nothing, and secrets she never knew existed are revealed by people she never even dreamed of getting close to. SakuraxAkatsuki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,206 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
The Lawyer, The Blossom, And The Pervert by Ketsueki no Kuki reviews
"You know… I almost want to thank that perverted Shisui for calling me. I never would've seen you again if I didn't get that ticket." She said. "Yeah," Madara laughed rather breathlessly, "Wait, why did you call Shisui a pervert?" "…It's a long story."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Sakura H., Madara U.
The Tormentor's Sacrifice by Eris-R-Renee reviews
Sakura and Hidan are in heaven after their death. What happens when an unexpected visitor comes? sakuraXhidan side pairings: sasukeXhinata inoXnaruto sasoriXdeidara SakuraXmadara and more
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,986 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Possessiveness by NadeshikoEverdeenHimeSama reviews
Dedicated to Ketsueki no Kuki. What do doctor's coats, crayons, and Sasuke's butt have to do with each other? Well, Madara and Sakura know. MadaraxSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
The Wits & Woes of Miss Sakura Haruno by Orange Sherbet reviews
Itachi had a kunai at my throat, Hidan had my wrists, and Deidara was sitting on my thighs. And let's not forget the fact that they were all still topless. Pakkun, I don't think we're in Konoha anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,438 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Things Not To Do At WalMart by Q u e e n V a m p reviews
"I've called you all here today because you are the most diabolical, plotting little monsters I know," Sakura pointed with her -slightly damaged- yardstick. "As you can see I have a plan."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Reborn by Raynebow-NinjaChick reviews
I died for unselfish reasons, I was reborn because I didn't want to die...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,886 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Sakura H., Jashin
Stumble by ideophobic reviews
Wherein Sakura learns why growing up among sociopaths is ill-advised. SakuraMultiple, UchiSaku. AU, most definitely. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,376 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The Crazy House by AnsleyL reviews
Sakura gets a mission to explore a non-existent house, but what happens when the house itself locks her in and later the akatsuki members, and is the house making them crazy? Rated M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,110 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Promises by Little-Retard reviews
The tale of a girl who walked a lonely rode, the only one that she had ever known. "Promise me."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,460 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
I Will Break You! by kisukebenihime reviews
MadSaku. Uchiha Corp just hired a new secretary for one of their sellers. Funny thing is, Madara doesn’t want one. Sakura’s ‘no-nonsense’ attitude just has to work; it has to! Watch the sparks fly as the two dominate personalities clash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,040 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Madara U., Sakura H.
How to Piss Off The Akatsuki by Daaviiee reviews
Sakura has joined the Akatsuki for a year now and she is getting bored. Then she stumbles upon an article 'How to Piss Off The Akatsuki'. This is going to be one hell of a fun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,177 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Wanted by Orange Sherbet reviews
Deidara: A true pyromaniac. Itachi: He needs a tan. Hidan: Therapy and medication. Tobi: WTF. How am I, Sakura Haruno, supposed to whip the most feared gang in Suna into shape? "Hidan. Be a dear and KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS." Kill me now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,186 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Pucker Up by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Get those lips ready, Sakura, because you're going to have to kiss every boy on this list, no exceptions!" "But you put, like, all of Konoha on that list!" "Exactly!" Oh Ino, I'm going to kick your ass if Sasuke ever lets go of mine.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,083 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Speed Dating by Orange Sherbet reviews
Sasuke is gay, Naruto is an idiot, Sai is an ass, Shikamaru is asleep, Sasori is not dead, Deidara is a pyromaniac, Itachi needs dango and I'm the most wanted girl in Konoha. And Ino? Well, she's the evil overlord who got me into this mess.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Team 7's bet and Sakura's adventure by HatexLovexo reviews
Stupid bet... The Akatsuki starred in shock at the pinkette that just beat Pein... Welcome to the Akatsuki, Sakura! This fanfic is about a bet that team 7 made, that Sakura lost, and how it changed their lives. Please R&R. T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
To Fix A Shattered Heart by Little-Retard reviews
When Konoha 9 disses her, Naruto breaks her, she finally shatters. What happens when the Akatsuki finds her?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,930 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
The Night Under by StormDragon666 reviews
It was unlikely, that Sakura would fall through a hole and land in a nightworld inhabited by demons. It was strange, the way they treated her so kindly. It was chilling, that they did not want her to leave. MultiSaku oneshot for Halloween contest, 2010.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,399 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Sakura H.
Black and White by Poisoned Blossom reviews
Life in Konoha should become normal now that Sasuke is back, right? Wrong. Akatsuki, deals with devils, unlocking doors... What is going on? Madara Uchiha? What does Sakura have to do to save the world? Alot. "Master?" SakuKiba SakuAka SakuMada
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,360 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Sakura H., Madara U.
An Akatsuki Tail by elric0sis reviews
The akatsuki are known for being evil and horrible. But what happens when they are struck with a curse that changes their lives? They will call upon Sakura Haruno to help them return to normal. Better story inside. Rated for mild gore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,918 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Pure Blooded Love Bites by XxBirdxOfxHermesxX reviews
The Uchiha Clan holds a deep, dark secret that doesn't wish to be let free. Uchiha Sakura is that very secret. What happens if that secret stirs up the current Uchiha clan? Chaos will most likely ensue...watch out world, here she comes! On Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,572 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Madara U., Sakura H.
Songs she sings by Blaise Tama-chan reviews
Sakura gets kidnapped by the akatsuki when she was half asleep and ends up singing some perverted songs to her gaurds. DeiXSaku TobiXSaku ItaXSaku and such.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,202 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
The Contentious Heart by elle6778 reviews
This is just another infiltration mission, right? Granted, Sakura's target is the Akatsuki, but there is still no reason for this conflict in her heart. Little does she know that Itachi is just as disconcerted. ItaSaku. Spoilers up to Manga Chapter 353.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 277,720 - Reviews: 2180 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Enemy by VesperChan reviews
She was his enemy, so why was she healing him? He was her enemy, so why was he pressing her to the floor in a kiss that took her breath away? Sakura Itachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,678 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Ivory Tower by VesperChan reviews
He has a secret that nobody else knew about… that secret is me.” Sakura is stolen away from her squad and locked away with the most unlikely person as her captor. Will she run away from this fate or embrace it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,286 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Sakura H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
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The Wanderer reviews
There are those who believe in the supernatural and paranormal and then there are people who do not. Two simple categories that changed a life. AU. Oneshot. Darker.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Sakura's Mission Gone Wrong reviews
Sakura gets an important mission from the Godaime Hokage, Tsunade. It starts out normally but then everything takes an unexpected turn. Is it for the best? Keep in mind this was written before who Tobi officially was. Sequel soon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,270 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Madara U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cursed Fate reviews
The words of the spirit Lanayru have come around to our hero Link. ONESHOT. Just a little something I thought of in my free time...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Link
Fatal Illness reviews
A short oneshot about Tobi's final moments. Tobi/Madara personality in story!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Obito U./Tobi, Madara U. - Complete