Author has written 3 stories for Rurouni Kenshin, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Bleach.
Uwah... heylo Call me Blue,
I read more than I write. (As you can clearly see.)
Favorite video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByibhMm68b4
If you think sometimes songs really speak to you, paste this on your profile.
If when your saying "good game,good game ,good game" but really, all you want to say is " you cheaters i hate you all i demand a rematch" , copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.
When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you more, you throw them back, because really, who likes lemons? And when it gives you even more, squirt them in their eyes and see how much life likes lemons then.
When Life Gives you Lemons Find Someone With a Paper Cut
I'd rather be hated for who I am then loved for who I'm not.
Guns don't kill people. People kill people.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Don't worry about the end of the world coming today- it's already tomorrow in Australia.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!
There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, an so there is an 'I' in MEAT PIE and since MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?
Warning: trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
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Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
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If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blond, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.
I told myself not to add to my profile...
(LOTR)Challenge to those who will take it: put up you top 10 favorite elves along with links to pictures of them..