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New Moon Uprising
by ClosetReader reviews
In a world where nothing is as it seems, who do you trust? When the line between right and wrong become blurred, which side do you choose? Follow our heros in the sequel to The Hunger Games: Twilight Style. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 38 - Words: 79,674 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Bella, Edward
Eyes Wide Shut
by Chris-TheNinja8D reviews
Clato, later on. What happens if Clove get's pregnant, and finds out while in the arena? What will Cato do? Title might change, summary might as well... First HG fiction, please R&R so I can improve Rated T for safety
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,015 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
Bella Swan's Zombie Survival Guide
by Bellarella reviews
Zombies have taken over the world and Bella Swan has a plan, too bad her ex-boyfriend Edward has the exact same plan. Now Bella has to learn the hard way that what doesn't kill you, will probably try again.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,988 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Bella, Edward
I Won't Give Up
by Taylorblue21 reviews
Set after Edward leaves in New Moon. Bella's health takes a deathly turn, and her chances of survival are slim. Will a familiar doctor in Alaska be able to save her life, or will she be left at the hands of fate?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,076 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Bella, Edward
Project Hunger Games
by Project H reviews
A direct parody of the first Hunger Games film.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,551 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013
The Quite Peckish Games
by David Noklevername reviews
Another pointless Hunger Games parody! Kamuss Evermean is a suspiciously similar substitute of Katniss Everdeen, who happens to have to replace her little sister in the Quite Peckish Games. Will she live? Yes. Definitely. She's the main character, of course. Goes OOC pretty damn quickly. I would love some reviews. Just sayin'. The main story is now complete, shockingly!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 37 - Words: 18,416 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Complete
Of Soup and Unknown Diseases
by SugarIsHEALTHY reviews
They say insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results, but apparently no one told Katniss that, because it seems she has created her own version of it. Or rather, the fangirls have. Good luck, District 12.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
We All Love Facebook
by Spaidel reviews
The characters of The Hunger Games trilogy are all drawn to this new sensation called Facebook.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 39,578 - Reviews: 2277 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012
Sincerely, Lieutenant Cullen
by LuvCullens reviews
*COMPLETE* There's one thing a soldier loves to recieve: mail. For Lt. Edward Cullen, it is no different. So when he receives a letter from a woman he doesn't know, he writes back. Can two people fall in love without ever meeting and endure all that comes their way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 187,444 - Reviews: 2679 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Playtime Means Pay Time
by Chewie4370 reviews
In the attempt to give Bella human experiences before the BIG DAY, the Cullens design Human Day. What happens when the teen vamps try to give Bella some more . . . comical human experiences?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Bella, Emmett
all this to make for a very awkward situation
by Latest From The Asylum reviews
All Jace wanted was his cell phone back. Unfortunately, in his pursuits to find it, he finds himself stuck underneath Magnus's bed when the two lovers come back home. A series of awkward situations follow... rated T for obvious reasons.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,850 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Jace W. - Complete
Coersion, I Tell You (A Christmas Tale)
by RavenclawBeauty14 reviews
What kind of mischief can our favorite couple get up to on the night before Christmas? Written for a friend based on a plot bunny we fleshed out together. Clace. Dedicated to Lovefrombooks7, who helps me get into Jace's mind on a daily basis.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
City of Drunks
by Magsforever reviews
What happens when your favorite TMI characters get drunk? Do they sing, dance, make deep confessions, become sobbing messes? This is what happens when Mayrse bans drinking with her teenage children and their friends.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Alec L., Isabelle L., Jace W., Magnus B. - Complete
I'm Not Sure I Said Hello
by maggiebae reviews
Jace's trip to the kitchen that gets seriously interrupted by a moan. Clace, LEMONADE, ONESHOT.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
by Miss Melanie Wilkes reviews
Jasper falls dangerously ill. As the Cullens try to save him, he slowly begins to heal, but what other obstacles will life throw their way? Will Jasper ever be able to heal from this experience, or will he lose his life trying? *Complete, sequel posted*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 25,101 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
What's so bad about Whistling?
by GlitterSnowQueen reviews
Seneca and Katniss go to District 12, and during their stay they hear Prim singing a..not so innocent song. Poor little Prim makes things a lot harder than they need to be. Seneca/Katniss oneshot M only for what the song implies and what Seneca implies, no actual lemons or anything I own nothing but the funny story I made with this song and the characters. :P
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Katniss E., Seneca C. - Complete
20 Things You're Not Allowed To Do In The Arena
by Spaidel reviews
Ahmed Adoodie and Joy Kil found a list of '20 Things You're Not Allowed To Do In The Arena'. And, of course, they decided to do everything written on that list.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,132 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Other tributes
Truth or Dare?
by Spaidel reviews
The characters of the Hunger Games play Truth or Dare.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,751 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012
by Maginator1997 reviews
Jace and Clary doing what? Unheard of! For Jace anyway. Just a story that popped into my head.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
by elmonkito397 reviews
Alec, Magnus, Clary, Jace, Isabelle, Simon, Maia and Jordan all get together at Magnus's house for some light hearted fun and a game of truth or dare. But as the game goes on, will it turn into much more? *Rated M for mature themes and coarse language*
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,543 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Clary F., Magnus B. - Complete
Not Another Crossover
by HalcyonSeasons reviews
Bella is reaped. Katniss is dating a vampire. The two heroines from completely different worlds have switched lives. How will each girl respond to the culture shock? Will Katniss adapt to Forks? Will Bella survive the Hunger Games? Will Katniss stake Edward? Discover what happens when two different girls each live the others' life in this one-shot. Read and review, please!
Crossover - Twilight & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Bella, Katniss E. - Complete
The Mating Games
by ktface3 reviews
"And so it was decreed that each year, the twelve districts of Panem shall offer up in tribute the men and women aged 18 years who have not pair bonded with a mate, to compete to be deemed worthy enough to procreate." AU, Peeta's POV, note the M rating. This fic now has a beautiful banner, made by Ro Nordmann! Copy and paste and take out the spaces: h t t p :/tinyurl . com/c99udmf
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,616 - Reviews: 2045 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 1,650 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Mischievous Mellark Moments
by PeetasAndHerondales reviews
Sequel to Katniss' Kinky Cravings! Katniss and Peeta's four children, Adara, Orion, Rose, and Rue, are reaching adolescence and learning what it takes to make their parents go crazy.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,296 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Katniss & Peeta's son, Katniss & Peeta's daughter - Complete
My Baby Bella
by gemma loves edward reviews
Bella's on her way over to the Cullen's, when an accident occurs turning her into a 5 month old baby. Edward and his family must look after her for a while until they find away to turn her back. How will the Cullens cope with the smaller verson of Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,813 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Sequels of Absence
by Anne Maria reviews
Series of New Moon drabbles spanning the months Edward was absent. Different POVs will be covered: Bella, Charlie, Renée, Alice, Esme, Rosalie, possibly more.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 2/15/2010
by LivingLikeLarry reviews
Bella comites suicide and leaves 5 tapes to the reasons for her death. But things are not always as they apear. The cullen family is about to get the shock of there lives. I OWN NOTHING!Just gonna go ahead and say it now!3
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,266 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Bella
Sky's Still Blue
by iLoVeRynMar reviews
"Every day it gets a little easier to breathe and the pain from the war loosens its grip on my heart just a bit. I start to think less about the past and more about how Peeta makes me happier than I ever thought possible" Pre-Epilogue
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,691 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
by BookishQua reviews
In the aftermath of her divorce, a heartbroken Bella Swan looks for danger to give meaning to her life. If only her hot ex-husband would stay out of the picture. There is NO CHEATING in this story by E or B. AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,393 - Reviews: 2441 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 2,441 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Bella, Edward
Let The Games Begin!
by PlatinumPizzaKiller reviews
Peeta and Katniss are taking part in a different sort of Game: pranking. Follow their fluffy story as they try to outwit each other without getting humiliated. Set in a Panem where April Fools' day exsists. Fluff. Threeshot.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
by twilight4everrules reviews
Perfect Rosalie has what any mortal would trade for her. Yet Rosalie lacks the one thing she desires; having a child. A conversation with Emmett and Carlisle doing an experiment could change everything...Take a peek to the story to find out why.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,692 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Rosalie, Emmett
by DandelionOnFire reviews
A crazy prank crosses Katniss's limits and pushes her to the edge, signaling the involvement of a certain blond. She knows the obsession over the idea of feeling vindicated is more than satisfactory. At least that is until her plan backfires. AU. Fluffy. Written for iam97's birthday.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,628 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
by HollowHorrors reviews
Rosalie and Emmett yearn for a child they should never be able to have, but a young woman called Melody could change all of that.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,197 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Emmett, Rosalie
The Hunger Games: Twilight Style
by ClosetReader reviews
Twelve boys and twelve girls are chosen, sent to a foreign place, they must fight to the death, only one can comes out alive and be named Victor! But at what cost? Twilight characters in The Hunger Games world 'May the odds be ever in their favor' AU,OOC. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,865 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by Pledgling reviews
Suzanne Collins left Gale hanging with a "sweet new job" in District 2. But what really did happen to Gale? Gale/OC.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,314 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Gale H., Finnick O. - Complete
Katniss' Kinky Cravings
by PeetasAndHerondales reviews
Sequel to Peeta's Pastry Puns! Katniss is pregnant with Peeta's third child and her hormones are raging. OOC. Sequel: Mischievous Mellark Moments.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,616 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Adventures of Walmart
by IceQueen04 reviews
It was a summer day in the Cullen home when Bella is struck with an idea. The gang heads to Walmart to take part in adventures that may lead to trouble. Follow the Cullens and Bella on their mischievious journey through the local convenient store.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,850 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Complete
by WalkingOnThinIce reviews
Never say that Reneesme Cullen can't do something. It's just going to bite you back in the butt.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Big Sister Is A Teenager
by IcedvoLvos reviews
9 year old Alice Cullen looks up to her older sister, Rosalie, a little too much.Bella Swan is more interested in her tamagotchi... and Edward Masen, of course. When Alice invites Bella, Edward, and Jasper over to play teenagers, hilarity ensues.One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,724 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cullen Wife Swap
by BMC1984 reviews
What happens when Emmett and Jasper sign the Cullen's up for wife swap. How will Esme deal with being with a new family? How will the Cullen's deal with a Human living in the house? Post Breaking Dawn Includes Nessie, Jacob, Edward Bella, normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 82,417 - Reviews: 1433 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
The Gall Stone of Doom
by Zikare reviews
Jasper pukes up a gall stone, leading to the ultimate Cullen/Volturi showdown. Vampires vomit up eggs that hatch into baby vampires after a bout of human parasitism. BTW vampire genetics is explained in ch.16. Canon. Full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 191,991 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Edward, Bella, Alice, Jasper - Complete
by Shannon Susan32 reviews
Can personalities that clash survive the zombie attacks that are taking over the world? What is Salvation House and who will make it there alive? Rated M because I'm paranoid. HEA I promise
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 95,793 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward Cullen's Last Night on the Town
by Seint reviews
When guys get together for a bachelor party, it's usually disgustingly lewd. Add three vampires to the equation and what do you get? Absolute insanity. Rated M for swearing, drug use, and sexual themes. The final chapter is up! Read, review, and enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,645 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Edward - Complete
The Stench Wars
by BookishQua reviews
Edward returns from Italy to find Jacob Black has become Bella's BFF and is interfering with their relationship. Jacob Black is never going to know what has hit him. AU Eclipse Satire. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,839 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Swearhouse Haunting
by Bird That Flies At Dawn reviews
Bella, who accidentally killed The Goth Dude, is now being haunted by the creeper. As this is going on, Esme is trying to convince and enforce her children to stop swearing. Not to mention Edward's stolen diary and Rosalie being locked in a closet. sequel CRACKFIC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 3,937 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Bella, Esme - Complete
by m7707 reviews
Bella Swan hates Rosalie Hale. Her idea of revenge? Sleeping with the Ice Queen's boyfriend, Edward Cullen. AH, very OOC, very rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 1940 - Favs: 2,731 - Follows: 1,448 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Truth Comes Out
by ILoveTaylorDLautner reviews
Nessie finds out that her besst friends, the wolves, wanted her dead before she was born. She feels lied to and betrayed. This is what happens when she confronts them. Drama insues. Rated T for some language. Two shot. Please review. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Nightmares or Memories
by A Little Distracted reviews
Bella immerses herself deep into Jasper's memories. When she wakes up she isn't sure if it was real or just a nightmare. What did she find? AU Warning: Not for people with weak stomachs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,913 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
by ThexInvisiblexGirl reviews
AU, post New Moon. Charlie sets up a series of challenges in order to determine who will win his daughter's heart, Edward or Jacob. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,551 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Magnus Bane's After Party
by PeetasAndHerondales reviews
What happens when Magnus Bane decides to host a crazy after party with some extremely unusual guests? Read and find out! Contains characters from the Hunger Games, Hush, hush, Infernal Devices, and Mortal Instruments.
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,535 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Magnus B., Peeta M. - Complete
by BookishQua reviews
What if Edward lied to everyone, & it really was all about Bella's scent? AU of entire TS on how, why, & when ExB fell in love using a completely different plot. Romance, hilarity, mystery and angst. Rated M. Canon Couples. Dark Edward, Lots of Snark
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 83 - Words: 1,207,586 - Reviews: 2369 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What Lays Ahead
by Ditch reviews
Edward and Bella just got over the first major bump in their relationship. Now it is time for the second. Something happens to Edward in 1918 that changes Edward and Bella in 2011. What happened? Where is Edward, anyway? And how will it all affect Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,665 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Bella, Edward
A Song That Isn't Quite Right
by BlueJasper reviews
One-shot: Edward regrets his powers when Emmett gets a song stuck in his head.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Edward - Complete
Changing the Future: Canon Rewrite
by Chandrakanta reviews
Just before Bella comes to Forks, both she and Edward receive a package of 4 books. Their lives change now they know a version of the future. Can they do better this time, learn from the books? Canon rewrite of DeydreamBeliever's original story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 193,360 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
Starts in Eclipse.We all know Riley,Victoria's puppet.Well,what if Riley was actually Bella's older brother?Follows the events of Eclipse,but has a slightly different ending.Will Riley remember his little sister?Or will his 'love' for Victoria rule out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,203 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
One Crazy Night
by imatwin247 reviews
Emmett and Bella go out for the night. They have to do certain dares and things get a little to wild. Read and find out exactly how wild. Do the rest of the Cullens find out or does it remain b/t the 2 of them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,945 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
The Magic Kingdom
by Hypnotized.By.Golden.Eyes reviews
With a little bit of faith, trust, and pixie dust, the Cullens find themselves at Disneyland, on a journey to re-discover the magic in life.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,819 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Work in Progress
by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6486 - Favs: 5,588 - Follows: 3,473 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward Cullen's Stalking Class 101
by CullenGirl1901 reviews
Edward made a deal with Emmett. That Edward could teach a class how to stalk other people or Emmett would tell Bella, Edward was stalking her. Will everything go well?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 63,564 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by MissWinkles reviews
Long time platonic friends Edward and Bella look to solve their cash-flow problems by making an adult movie together. The two have always been comfortable with each other, but will they be able to keep it friendly when the cameras roll?
Crossover - Twilight & Zack and Miri Make a Porno - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,599 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Complete
Finnick & Annie: 50 Little Things
by LilyBound reviews
Grabbed 50 prompts off LJ and just wrote. "He bought her an umbrella to keep the rain she once loved at bay. She threw it into the nearest trashcan and walked proudly into the rain. He watched her in awe."-Prompt 10, Umbrella.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Annie C., Finnick O. - Complete
Weekend with Emmett
by Chewie4370 reviews
100-150 word drabble. When Edward is away Emmett will play . . . with Bella. You would think they would learn by now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 10,242 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Three's Not Always a Crowd
by Marx810 reviews
Edward, Bella, and Jacob attempt to have a threesome...if Edward and Jacob can stop arguing over the specifics. Slightly OOC. Rated M for language and adult themes. Epic 4th wall breakage with nods to my other stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,138 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Peeta Mellark's Very Awkward Stag Party
by puellanerdii reviews
The victors take Peeta out for a night on the town. Hijinks ensue, some of them involving themed drinks. And strippers. Spoilers through the middle of Catching Fire. Warnings for raunchy humor, nudity, and senseless destruction of cake.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Peeta M. - Complete
100 Deleted Scenes
by For3ver Immortal reviews
Little funny dialogues between characters of the Twilight series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010
Fire Becomes Ice
by Kelsismom reviews
One werewolf, one vampire, one curse. In this Freaky Friday take on Twilight, Jacob and Edward are transformed into each other's bodies, forced to live each other's lives. AU ExB During Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 94,556 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
A Dose Of Reality
by Aspenleaf reviews
An unusually quiet Sunday turns horrifying when an unexpected case hobbles through a Seattle hospital's ER doors. Throw in a nightmare and the MC and hilarity ensue. E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,489 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Complete
Ladder to the Sun
by Rosybud reviews
How can you die when you've never really lived? That's the problem Bella Swan faces when she's told she only has a year to live. Can she make up for a lonely, unhappy life in the short time she has left... and maybe find love too? All-human, EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,847 - Reviews: 2412 - Favs: 3,617 - Follows: 1,569 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Fun Joke
by Lilian Mellark-Kenway reviews
Okay So this story is called A Funny Joke Or what I like to call, Emotional Ping-Pong! AHA! SUPER FUNNY! read please and comment too...! LovE, Lily
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
by balletvaki reviews
Just some funny dumb conversations with the characters of twilight! hope you'll enjoy them and lol. Guaranteed to make you smile!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,131 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 9/4/2008
Breaking Dawn: EPOV
by Scooterstale reviews
Breaking Dawn from Edward's point of view...all characters and some dialogue and plot are Ms. Meyer's, of course. Sticks to the original text and dialogue, with additional scenes thrown in. Lemons added where appropriate!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 183,087 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson
by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15685 - Favs: 6,740 - Follows: 3,122 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
That's What We Said
by AwkwardYoga reviews
Two authors, one post-it note, no plans... Your guess is as good as ours. Rated M for language and...lemons? again, we have no clue where this is going, so...maybe?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,870 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
IMing with the Cullens
by PurpleTwilight9720 reviews
A very long conversation between the Cullens and other characters of Twilight. I do not own Twilight!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,248 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Complete
Over Protective Fool
by kaylinwriter14 reviews
After Edward says Emmett can't take Bella out to have "Emmett's idea of fun", Emmett decides Edward is over protective, and Bella needs to relax and have some fun. So what's he do about it? He spikes her drink, of course. Post-Eclipse, Cannon Couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,175 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Let the fun begin
by Aluxis reviews
When the family goes away for the weekend and leaves Bella, Jasper and Emmett alone in the new house what will they do with thier short time of freedom? Why pull the best prank ever of course!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,490 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
by Little Fanpire reviews
Edward and Bella become pregnant and have a baby. Renesmee. Five days later her eyes and skin turn yellow. Jaundice. This is the night that changed their lives forever. An entry for the "To Kill A Cullen" Contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,193 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella - Complete
Let's Play The Death Game,
by DelilahTCullen reviews
Okay, so I had read some stories for the contest 'Kill A Cullen' so I got this idea. No, this isn't FOR the contest...A group of friends who wish to die; but having a simpler reason. Beware! Death in all chapters!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,779 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Complete
by LethalFuror113 reviews
Emmett is reponsible for taking Bella to school, yet he leaves without her to go to Port Angeles. Jasper is at home so Bella calls him up and guess who gets a ride on a shiny Ducati! But Charlie! Gasp! Not Romantic - friendship!Canon couples. TWO-SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,539 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
by CullenLovingMom reviews
O/S written for the "To Kill a Cullen Contest." Alice Cullen is a force of life. Her death wreaks havoc in the lives of those left behind. Her best friend and her brother cope with her death together and find love for each other in the process. AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Always and Forever
by LittleLea05 reviews
Edward is a paramedic with a beautiful wife and a baby on the way: till one fateful day when he goes on a call that drastically alters his life and his family. O/S written for the Kill a Cullen Contest. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,922 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Punk'd: Cullen Style
by SG51169 reviews
Emmett loves playing pranks and his new target is his favorite human, Bella Swan. But when he goes too far an angry Edward and Alice decide that it's time to teach Emmett a lesson. Emmett is about to get Punk'd...Cullen style!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,585 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
14 Simple Rules
by musicismybf17 reviews
There are just 14 simple rules that the twilight gang had to learn the hard way. Extremely funny! R&R canon couples, all human... Won't regret reading.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009
Stupid Questions With Answers
by xemjayx reviews
What happens when people ask other people and vampires a stupid question? Read and find out! Rated T just in case. PLEASE DO NOT DO ANYTHING THAT WE MENTION ON HERE! Thanks :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 21,541 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
WalMart & Wet Noodles
by Sonia Mari reviews
Emmett needs a last minute gift for Rosalie, he's been banned from the malls - What's a guy to do? Bella takes him to Wal-Mart! Emmett like antics ensue! One shot. Can you guess who's working as the greeter? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
by Becca962 reviews
Emmett decides he wants to go underwater exploring. He takes his family with him. Anything can happpen. Will Emmett find Atlantis? And what truly is a fruitcake? Rated T just in case :D R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Chasing For Real
by Tuz Farkinca reviews
As planned by Alice, the Cullens are having one large game of tag to celebrate Leap Day, with the whole world as their playing field. What happens when something goes horribly wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,617 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete