Dobwig the HouseOwl
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Joined 07-11-11, id: 3062983, Profile Updated: 10-02-12
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, and Hunger Games.

Mmmooooooorrrrrrrrrrnnnnniiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnggggggggg ;)

(Gred and Forge FTW)

Name: Dobwig the HouseOwl. I was created when Mrs Lovegood took the head of Dobby and the body of Hedwig to create me. I still have the magical abilities that Dobby has and has the intelligence and the flying ability that Hedwig has.

Age: I dunno. Even if I did, I wouldn't tell you. He. He. Heeee.

Favourite HP stuff:

House: HUFFLEPUFF! We are amazing finders, and I'm on it on Pottermore, and Tonks was in it.

Marauder: James. Sirius. Remus. Those three, Hate, hate, HATE Pettigrew.

Golden Trio Member: Don't make me choose! I love them all!

Silver Trio Member (Ginny, Luna and Neville): ditto.

Good female character: Luna is on my top list -@-@- (like my Spectrespecs?). After that is Hermione, Ginny, Tonks and...yeah...

Bad female character: I hate Bellatrix so much. she killed Dobby. She tortured Hermione and Neville's parents. She is responsible for so many deaths. yet she shows girl power. The name Bellatrix means 'Female Warrior'. Twilight's Bella probably can't even fight her way out of a paper bag without Edward. Our Bella duelled three girls single handed.

Good male character(Spoiler!): Weasley Twins. The fact that Fred died, Fred bloody Weasley, died. I am depressed. I also love Teddy, James, Sirius, Remus, James - Sirius, Albus - Severus, the list goes on and on...

Here's the thing about James Potter 1.

I can never understand why people hate him. Some people hate him but love Sirius. That doesn't make sense. It's like hating Fred but loving George. Is anyone getting my point? When James bullied Snape, SIRIUS did it too. Sirius was a twin James. It just doesn't make sense why you would hate James but love Sirius.

Bad male character: Oh, I don't know. Voldy?

Death Eater: Snape. Regulus. Bella. I dunno!

Order of the Phoenix member: I love everyone except Pettrigrew.

Subject: DADA. Potions. Charms. Transfiguration. They all seem cool except for History of Magic.

Professor: Professor Lupin, Hagrid, McGonagall (cause she is such a badass in the 7th book) and Flitwick.

Love: A Very Potter Musical/A Very Potter Sequel, Harry Potter, Hufflepuff, Luna, J.K Rowling, Emma Watson, Hermione, Ginny, Fanfiction, reading, writing, my family, my psycho friends, mystery movies and books, soft stuff, relaxing stuff, adventure, books, the amazing actors in Harry Potter (Poor Cedric. No one deserves to be a sparkly thing.)...

Hate: Twilight, Kristen Stewart, crap actors who think they are great, Pizza Hut, snobby idiots, war, the awful stuff in the world, people who just don't care about stuff they should...

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOUR FAVOURITE ONE SHOT IS. SO PLEASE PLEASE VOTE AT THE POLL!


I ship:

Ron/Hermione, also known as ROMIONE (d'aw)

Harry/Ginny, also known as HINNY (cute!)

Neville/Luna, also known as NUNA (sigh)

Draco/Apple, also known as DRAPPLE (sweeter than honey)

Luna/Pudding, also known as LUDDING (Aren't they sweet?)

I don't ship:

Draco/Hermione, also known as DRAMIONE (it's just wrong. I can never understand why people love it. If you do, please PM and tell me why - and don't just tell me it's sweet. Tell me WHY it's sweet)

Draco/Harry, also known as DRARRY (Ditto. PM me with your reason.)

Harry/Hermione, also known as HARMONY (Sure. Pairing name sounds sweet. But please. They consider each other as SIBLINGS. If you support them, please PM me and tell me why)

Draco/Ginny, also known as - I think - DRINNY (exactly like Dramione. Please tell me why you like them. *shudder*)

Harry/Ron, also known as - i have no idea. Haron? Rarry? (either way, they are best friend who are like brothers. Support them? Tell me why)

Hermione/ Snape, also known as - no idea. Snermione? (it's disgusting. why do you like it?)

Harry/ Snape, also known as SNARRY. (truly disgusting. Why do you like it?)

I guess I am a strict cannon person.


My favourite excuse for not doing my homework:

Teacher: Where's your homework?

Student: I didn't do it.

Teacher: Why?

Student: Quidditch practice.

I remember one time when my friend and I thought of as many excuses as we could for why we didn't do our homework. Needless to say, as Potterheads, our favourite was the above :D


If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven

Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

I AM A PROUD CHRISTIAN. I BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST AND GOD.

.••) .•)(.• (.•pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills.

The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her.

The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home.

See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Post this to your profile if you are against bullying. You never know what it's like until you walk a mile in their shoes.

Dear bullies,

See that girl you called a Mudblood? She is already insecure.

See the boy you made fun of for being a Hufflepuff? His family can't FIND anything.See that kid you laughed at and called a ginger? He secretly wants to Avada Kedavra himself.

See that boy who you made fun of for having one arm? He fought for the good side in the Battle of Hogwarts.

Re-post this if you are against wizard bullying.

Taken from 'So after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating... Lee Jordan, via Facebook


Month One

Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy, I'm a girl! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP ME! NO...

Month Seven

Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. he is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If you are against abortion, copy and paste this onto your profile.


If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy this to your profile

If you're in denial over Tonks and Lupins death's copy and paste this into your profile.

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Hermione/Snape shippers are cuckoo for Coca Puffs and absolutely disgusting, copy this onto your profile

If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.

If you cried when Dobby died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), copy and paste this into your profile

If you want J.K.R. to make a series about the Marauders, copy this into your profile.

If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.

If you make random Harry Potter references to your friends to see if they get them (they never do) put this in your profile.

If you love the Marauders AND think they are THE best, copy this into your profile.

If you liked Snape after Deathy Hallows copy and paste this in your profile.

If you always mentally make the Sirius "serious" pun whenever somebody says, "I'm serious!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read Deathly Hallows in under a week, copy and paste this into your profile.


In Remembrance:

In Remembrance to Severus Snape,
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,
Who fought bravely to the very end,
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,
With many jokes,
He's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby,
Who was more free and full of love,
Than any elf, and most humans.

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,
The last real Marauder,
Who was not just a wonderful father,
An incredible husband and a brave hero,
As well as an awesome wearwolf,

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,
Who died for the greater good,
And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,

In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody,
Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,

In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,
Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,
But who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end,

In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,
Whose past and wisdom confused us,
Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,
But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,
Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,
She deserved everything she got in the end,

In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,
Who we really didn't know too well,
But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,
So he must've done something good...
Besides stalking Harry,

In Remembrance to Hedwig,
Harry's first real friend,
Who lived and died soaring


HARRY POTTER IN 99 SECONDS

There once was a boy named Harry
destined to be a star
His parents were killed by Voldermort
who gave him a lightning scar

Yo Harry,

youre wizard

(Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone)
Harry goes to Hogwarts
He meets Ron and Hermione
McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor
Draco is a daddy's boy
Quirrell becomes unemployed
The Sorcerers's Stone is destroyed by Dumbledore

(Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets)
Ron breaks his wand
Now Ginny's gone
and Harry's in mortal danger
Tom Riddle hides his snake inside
His ginormous secret chamber

(Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban)
Harry blows up his Aunt Marge
The dementors come and take charge
Lupin is a wolf
The rat's a man
and now the prisoner is at large
They use time travel so they can
Save the prisoner of Azkaban
who just so happens to be Harry's Godfather
I don't really get it either

(Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)
Harry gets put in the
Triwizard tournament
with dragons and mermaids
Oh no!
Edward Cullen gets slayed!
He's back

(Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix)
Harry,Harry,it's getting scary
Voldermort's back
Now you're a revolutionary Harry
Dumbledore,Dumbledore,why is he ignoring your constant
attemps to contact him?
He is forced to leave the school
Umbridge arrives
Draco's a tool
Kids break into the Ministry
Sirius Black is dead as can be

(Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince)
Split your soul
Seven parts of a whole
They're horcruxes
It's Dumbledore's end

(Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)
There once was a boy named Harry
who constantly conquered death
but in one final duel between good and bad
He may take his final breath

by PAINT.

Go see this at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y57sYHIDP_Y

Say I if you can sing this.

Fast.

Hehehe


Harry Potter 'Friday' Parody

Seven PM sitting in my bedroom,

Gotta grab this, and I've gotta grab that.

Go to grab my owl, got to go downstairs,

see mad-eye with polyjuice potion.

Drinking on and on, everybody's morphing,

taking that stuff, becoming me.

Blimey this is strange, where are my friends?

I am on my right hand, I am on my left hand.

Wow, we're identical.

Where's the real Harry?

I'm here!

It's Deathly Hallows, gotta destroy a horcrux,

everybody's looking forward to the movie, part two!

Deathly Hallows, gotta destroy a horcrux,

everybody's looking forward to the movie.

Voldemort, Voldemort sucks!

Voldemort, Voldemort yes!

Die, die, die, die,

looking forward to the movie.

Seven forty five, we're camping in a forest.

Do shut up that damn radio!

Ron, Ron, gonna kill Ron!

It sets my teeth on edge.

Babbity Rabbit and the Cackling Stump. Eh?

I got this, you got that,

these seem useless.

Hating on Ron Weasley,

Dancing with Hermione.

Got to go to Godric,

that is where they died.

It's Deathly Hallows, gotta destroy a horcrux,

everybody's looking forward to the move, part two!

Deathly Hallows, gotta destroy a horcrux,

everybody's looking forward to the movie.

My parents, my parents died!

My parents, my parents why?

Sad, sad, sad, sad.

Looking forward to the movie.

Now for some parsletongue.

(Instert parsletongue breakdown)

It's Deathly Hallows, gotta destroy a horcrux,

everybody's looking forward to the movie, part two!

Deathly Hallows, gotta destroy a horcrux,

everybody's looking forward to the movie.

Dobby's dead, Dobby's dead, NO!

Dobby's dead, Dobby's dead, HOW?!

Cry, cry, cry, cry.

Looking forward to the movie.

It's Deathly Hallows, gotta destroy a horcrux,

everybody's looking forward to the movie, part two!

Deathly Hallows, gotta destroy a horcrux,

everybody's looking forward to the movie.

Party and party and YEAH!

Party and party and YEAH!

Deathly Hallows,

Looking forward to the movie!

Go search this up on youtube. It's hilarious.


Random Facts about moi

I am Indian

I have so many weird Harry Potter facts, that on average about 23 times a day, I recieve 'Where the hell did you find that fact from?' faces from my friends.

My Harry Potter pages block my newfeed on Facebook.

My Harry Potter freakness scare my parents.

I Potterfy anything and everything I see.

My heart races when I get a message saying someone has reviewed my story.


Messages from across the grave

Regulus to Sirius
I tried to do what you would've done in the end.

Peter to James
I wish I could take it back.

Gideon Prewett to Arthur
You take good care of our Molly.

Merope to her son
Grow up strong like your father, Tommy. But learn to love.

Dobby to Harry
Harry Potter is safe now, sir. Dobby has repaid him.

Cedric to Amos
I won, Dad. Aren’t you proud?

Colin to Dennis
I died like a real wizard, Dennis. Isn’t that cool?

Kendra to Ariana
I wish I could've fixed it. That’s what mothers are supposed to do, right?

Fred to George
Don’t worry, George. I’m going to heaven. Guess how I know? Because we’re the Holy Spirit! Get it? Because you’re holey and I’m… dead. Please don’t cry.

Snape to Lily
I tried to protect him, Lily. I can do no more.

Helena to Rowena Ravenclaw
I’m sorry I left, Mother. I’m not like you; I’ve always made stupid choices.

Hepzibah Smith to Hokey
Never trust a pretty face.

Bertha Jorkins to Rita
You’ll never believe who I met in Albania, Rita!

Karkaroff to Snape
I vish I could haf had your bravery.

Grindelwald to Dumbledore
I killed her, Albus. And I’m sorry.

Mrs. Crouch to Barty Crouch Junior
Be happy, sweetheart.

Rowena to Helena Ravenclaw
I miss you. Please come home.

Fawkes to Dumbledore
I’ll be back. I promise.

Tonks to Remus
It was all too brief.

Albus to Aberforth
I'm sorry if I dissapointed you, Abe. I love you and I'm proud of you.

Sirius to James & Lily
He looks just like you, James... except the eyes. He has Lily's eyes.

Remus to Harry
Please take care of my son, Harry. Will you?

Colin to Harry
Harry, Harry, look! I died like a true Gryffindor! Isn't that cool, Harry?

Remus to Teddy
I'm glad that I died trying to make you live in a happier place, Ted.

Tonks to Remus
I'm sorry I left him, Remus. I just can't live without you.

Mad Eye to Harry
Thanks for burying my eye, boy. Remember, CONSTANT VIGILANCE!

Fred to George
Don't worry, George. Ickle Ronniekins will help you run our joke shop and make it a real money spinner. Just take care of yourself, will you?

Fred to Molly
Don't be sad, Mum. I have George's ear to accompany me here. Honestly, woman, you killed that bitch, so cheer up!

Tonks to Harry
Wotcher, Harry. Take care of my son, I know I can trust you to be a great father-figure for him.

Bellatrix to Voldemort
I know you don't know love, my lord. But just so you know, I always loved you from the start.

Fred to his parents
Dont be ashamed, Dad, Mum. Your love is worth more than new robes, anyway. I'm proud to be your son.

George to Fred
When I look in the mirror, sometimes I wonder if it's you I'm looking at. But it cant be. The pale-faced, thin person with eyebags in the mirror never even smiled. Even on our gloomy days, you'd always stay positive and cheer me up with your smile, Fred.

George to Fred
Yesterday was our birthday, Fred. I never imagined blowing up the candles alone. Birthday isn't my favorite day of the year anymore.

Molly to Fred
Fred, no parents should have to bury their child. But you died in a war and I'm proud of you. Me and your dad miss you so much. Love you my son.

Teddy to his parents
It's not easy being an orphan, but I know that you and mom died trying to make me live in a happier place than you had. I'm proud of you, mom and dad.

Ted Lupin to Dora
Harry said that I'm the coolest kid in the world. My dad was a werewolf and my mum was a metamorphagus. Isn't it awesome. Btw my hair is pink right now because I'm in love with Victoire Weasley, the grandaughter of your bestfriend who gave you the tea and sympathy, mum.

Andromeda to Bellatrix
I know you hate me because I married a mudblood in your opinion. But I never thought that you were happy to kill my daughter, my only daughter, your own niece. I already lost my husband and now I lost my daughter and my son-in-law. I thought you would spare me pity, I'm still your sister after all.

Molly to Tonks
Tonks, guess what? I killed the bitch who killed you.

Harry to Lupin
He looks just like you, Remus, except his ability. He has Tonks' ability.

Harry to Colin
Colin, I want to let you know that a piece of me died with you. You're a true Gryffindor.

Harry to Snape
Even though you did it for my mum, I owe you an apology, Professor. I'm sorry I ever doubted you, I'd give anything to get you back.

Snape to Harry
I told you I'm not a coward, Potter.

Fred to Molly
I once said that when I get married I'll give you a full body-bind curse. Sorry I cant make it happen, Mum.

Taken from 'In Memory of all Those People Who died During the Hogwarts Battle' via Facebook.

Do you know what the people in Harry Potter have taught us?

Hermione Granger taught us that a girl can be a warrior.

Ron Weasley taught us that friendship is stronger than jealousy.

Neville Longbottom taught us that someone shouldn't be underestimated.

Luna Lovegood taught us that being yourself can get you through anything.

Ginny Weasley taught us that no one can tell you who to be.

Fred and George Weasley taught us that even in the darkest situation, there is always laughter to be found.

Fleur Delacour taught us that there can be more to a pretty face.

Minerva McGonagall taught us that there is no age-limit on fighting for what you believe in.

Mrs Weasley taught us that a mother's love can conquer evil.

Severus Snape taught us that love can last a lifetime.

Lily Potter taught us how far a mother will go to protect her child.

Remus Lupin taught us that no matter what you are, it's who you are that counts.

Percy Weasley taught us that family is always more important.

Dudley Dursley and James Potter taught us that even the biggest of bullies can change if you just let them.

Mad-Eye Moody taught us that even the toughest of us can fall.

Sirius Black taught us that appearances can be deceiving.

Draco Malfoy taught us that even if you make the wrong decisions, everything will turn out okay in the end.

Dobby taught us that even the smallest can fight.

Albus Dumbledore taught us that everyone deserves a second chance.

Hagrid taught us that even 'beasts' need to be loved.

Gilderoy Lockhart taught us that karma can hurt.

Harry Potter taught us that love will truly conquer all

Taken from In Memory of all those who died during the Hogwarts battle, who took it from Enemies of the heir, beware.


FAKE FRIENDS VS. REAL FRIENDS.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MUM

FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we screwed up ... but that stuff was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your crap for so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Dude drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."

FAKE FRIENDS: will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the hell outta them

Fake Friends: Will Just Read It
Real Friends: Will Repost it

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

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If short people will one day rule the world copy and past this onto your profile.


My name is Chris

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong

I can't speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe i'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He's already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is chris

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don't pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all I ask you to do

Is pass this on!

If your against child Abuse


Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

Please tell the doctors, I know they did try.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I saw the bright light, I ran as fast as I could

Please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...


In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On Sears hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (what other kind of soap is there??)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (a little too late, huh?)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.(Really? I had no clue!)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (Um... ok??)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to...?)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (No duh Sherlock)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Was that a popular problem...?)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


You Know You’re a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fan fictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

Your idol is a character from a book

I am a book addict and proud of it! If you are, then copy and paste this on your profile page.


Put an X if you have done these things

You've run into a glass/screen door.

X You have jumped out of a moving vehicle

X You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
XYou have run into a tree/bush.

X You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow

X You have tried to lick your elbow

XYou never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle , Twinkle Little _Star have the same tune.
You just tried to sing them

X You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

X You have accidentally caught something on fire

X You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

You have caught yourself drooling.

You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore.

X Sometimes you just stop thinking.
X You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about. People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

XYou are often told to use your 'inside voice'.
X You use your fingers to do simple math.

X You have eaten a bug ( I was drinking water when I spat out an ant. Ew.)

X You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.(HOMEWORK)

X You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

X You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.

You’ve ever stapled your hand
XYou break a lot of things.

Your friends know not to use big words around you.
X You tilt your head when you're confused.

X You have fallen out of your chair before.

X When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

X The word 'um' is used many times a day


If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You say vampires
I say wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
you say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"
You say Robert Pattison is hot
I say Rupert Grint is HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think that's Ron and Hermione
You say Edward
I'll say Harry, now STUPEFY

Cause we know Twilight is plain crap. And Harry Potter is amazing.

Dumblebro: It does no good to dwell on our dreams and forget to live.

Stephenie Meyer: The idea of Twilight came to me in a dream...

HA! Dumblebro has spoken.

Take her away, Ern!

Yeah, take her away... It's gonna be a bumpy ride!

Love that line xD


Stay safe and read cause we're cool like that ;)

Dobwig the HouseOwl

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His Boy by The-Shy-Quiet-One reviews
Peter Pettigrew has been captured and Sirius Black has been cleared of all charges. Now he is determined to raise his godson as his dead best friends wanted. Little Potter characters and humor ensues.
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The Mirror of Erised by RedVinesGirl11 reviews
Drabbles on what the Harry Potter Characters see when they look into the Mirror of Erised
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Reflections by DarkDramaLady reviews
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Twilight in 99 Seconds by PhoenixPatronus reviews
A song I wrote which was inspired by Jon Cozart's song 'Harry Potter in 99 Seconds'. Twilight fans shouldn't read it. T for mild swearing. I don't own 'Harry Potter in 99 Seconds' or Twilight!
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Next Generation Travel Back In Time by brahdley jims reviews
It's another time travel fic! With an actual plot line. When James, Albus, Lily, Rose, Hugo and Scorpius are sent back in time to 1995, they discover a lot more than they bargained for. What kind of trouble will an ancient curse bring our time travellers?
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It's About Time by EmilyLupin77 reviews
After five long years, its about time... Review please!
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Harry's First Steps by Hippie Jade reviews
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Tonks Watch by TeenTypist reviews
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The 74th Hunger Games District 11 Rue's POV reviews
We've been through Katniss Everdeen's story. We've panicked, got scared, got angry, got anxious, cried and laughed with her. We know her full story, but what about her little ally? What was Rue's story like? The sweet, caring and strong Rue that most of us love, how did she survive until her tragic end in the arena. The Hunger Games belongs to Suzanne Collins.
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Wizard Diaries reviews
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Merlin's Ath! reviews
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Don't Call me Nymphadora! reviews
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He named you after me? reviews
James is in trouble with McGonagall and has to go to her office, and meets Albus Dumbledore for the first time.'If you don't mind waiting for a year, I have a surprise for you.'James said to Dumbledore.
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Calling Your Father by his Proper Name reviews
Rose actually said something decent as her first words! Until Hermione askes her to say 'daddy...'
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Green Goo and Melody reviews
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George! reviews
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What did you say? reviews
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Lily? reviews
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