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Poll: People have been writing fantasy for centuries. Who doesn't like tales of great knights and beautiful damsels? or epic battles and monstrous beings? We've all read about the Sword in the Stone and the Siege of Troy, yet some of these tales have their roots in reality. Which semi-mythological heroes do you like best? Vote Now!
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Joined 07-11-11, id: 3063170, Profile Updated: 05-31-15
Author has written 44 stories for Swallows and Amazons series, Chronicles of Narnia, Sherlock, Hobbit, and Zorro.

The ability to write is a gift; some of you have that gift. It’s all yours, but no matter how long you have it, or how you use it, it is still a gift and it has a little piece of the giver in it. If talents could be bought, you could save up the money for a long time and buy the same thing...yet, it will never be the same. It will never be like a gift. A gift is between two people. A gift cannot be wasted without wasting the Giver.

Hullo! We are Rose and Psyche. We are sisters: Rose is the eldest, but Psyche is the wisest. Rose is really Orual, but would rather go by her nickname.

If you've read C. S. Lewis' Till We Have Faces, then you will understand the reference. If you haven't, do read it. Till We Have Faces may not be Lewis' most well known work, but it is certainly one of his very best and in our opinion, his masterpiece.

Most of these stories are a joint effort, Psyche does the writing and Rose does all the odd managing this account and being a technical and historical advisor. We both specialize in wild imaginations.

PM doesn't mean post mortem. Please, if you should have any questions, comments or thoughts to share with us, send them along! (Unicorn Postal Service is preferred, but if you can only hire a griffon, we'll settle for that.)

Our Blog: It is about things that interest us, like writing, reading, history and building boat models...Anyway, if you're interested you can find it here!

Our Deviant Art Account: If you're interested in traditional pencil drawings, some paintings and maybe a few photographs, please swing by here!

Our Community:

The Band of Virtuous Men and Valorous Women

‘Virtue’ came from the word ‘Vir’, meaning ‘man’ in Latin. In our late great age of post moderness, very few men and women show true virtue; the qualities of wisdom, honor, courage and resolution. We have great respect for the men and women of old fashioned days, men who were courageous and strong and women who were gentle, yet as breakable as steel. Herein, you may find those few stories on this site of manly men and womanly women. You may think this strange, or even a little silly, but we assure you, it is deadly serious.

In War: Resolution. In Defeat: Defiance. In Victory: Magnanimity. In Peace: Goodwill. - Winston Churchill

Have not I commanded thee? Be strong and of a good courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed, for the LORD thy God is with thee whithersoever thou goest. - Joshua 1:9

Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies. - Proverbs 31:10

Arm yourselves, and be ye men of valour, and be in readiness for the conflict; for it is better for us to perish in battle than to look upon the outrage of our nation and our altar. As the Will of God is in Heaven, even so let it be. - 1 Maccabees 3:58–60

Staff of:

The Blond Caspian Rebellion

By King Caspian the Seafarer

Tired of Suspian and the Imposter who plays a dark-haired, too old, Spanish Caspian? Ready for some blond, British, youthful Caspian fics? This community is the place to find them. For your story to be added, Caspian must be bookverse and in character (not to mention blond, unless he's old, in which gray or white hair is acceptable). Join the rebellion: write a Blond Caspian fic today.

A Company of Brothers

By Amazing-Thalia-Grace

This Hobbit-based community shall be a safe haven for all those who want to read a family story about the members of the company, without any of them being romantically involved with each other.

For now we see through a glass, darkly; but then face to face: now I know in part; but then shall I know even as also I am known. - 1 Corinthians 13:12 (KJV)

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For I am now ready to be offered, and the time of my departure is at hand. I have fought a good fight, I have finished my course, I have kept the faith: Henceforth there is laid up for me a crown of righteousness, which the Lord, the righteous judge, shall give me at that day: and not to me only, but unto all them also that love his appearing. - 2 Timothy 4:6-8 (KJV)

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'...we're too young to realize that certian things are impossible.' - William Pitt, Amazing Grace

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She is your mirror, shining back at you with a world of possibilities. She is your witness, who sees you at your worst and best, and loves you anyway. She is your partner in crime, your midnight companion, someone who knows when you are smiling, even in the dark. She is your teacher, your defense attorney, your personal press agent, even your shrink. Some days, she's the reason you wish you were an only child. - Barbara Alpert on sisters


Some People have had the kindness to ask us for tips on writing and while writing is something that comes from inside and once out, has a life of its own, there are a few things that we've found helpful:

Don't take yourself seriously: we're serious, here; learn to laugh at yourself. There's nothing more important than remembering that you might not be the most wonderful writer in the world... because, you're not. As King Peter pointed out in Prince Caspian (and he ought to know), "The best swordsman in the world may be disarmed by a trick that's new to him."

Avoid self inserts: Not self inserts, per se, if they really are you, there isn't anything wrong with that; we mean you should avoid inserting what you think you're like. If you can laugh at yourself, your characters will have a better chance of coming alive (see above). As Shakespeare so eloquently put it, "God has given you one face, and you make yourself another." Because, no matter how hard you try, your characters will always have a dash of you in them.

Be careful with word usage: Take a little time to check your spelling and find out word meanings. Let's get this straight once and for all: 'hanged' is a form of capital punishment, 'hung' is what you do with the laundry.

Don't initially 'write' chapters: This works for some, but not others. We've found that we think better if we write the story through, adding asterisks at a change of scene. After the story is complete and we make all the changes we want we take a day to put chapters in. That leads into the next thing we like to do.

Complete your story before you try posting it: A story grows all the way through and when it's done you might want to go back and overhaul it in places. Sometimes finishing it and leaving for a few months is helpful too, because when you've gone and forgotten what you were thinking when you were writing it, you realize that you are your own best critic. Writing one chapter at a time and posting it (for me at least) would be like handing over the ingredients of a cake and never getting around to baking it.

Be yourself: There are literally tons of writers in the world and the best became the best because they weren't trying to copy anyone else's style or ideas. Give us yourself, tell us a story and be sincere about it and there's a good chance that you'll become one of the best, also. We don't want to hear what everyone else has to say, we want to hear you.

On that note, take some advice from Doctor Suess, "You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own, and you know what you know. And you are the guy who'll decide where to go."

What is a Mary-Sue (or male counterpart: Gary-Stu)?

We’ve seen many definitions of ‘Mary-Sue’ over the years and we think, in general, most people miss the point. Mary-Sues aren’t just supernatural warrior women with unbelievable good looks, skills and the ability to Save the Story…in fact, we think some perfectly decent characters, if written correctly, could have all those qualities.

No, more specifically (in our humble opinions) the quality of ‘Mary-Sue’ has absolutely nothing to do with the character herself, but has everything to do with how other characters react to her. You can tell a Mary-Sue exists in your story if other characters react in an idiotic, insulting, obsessive, irrational, primal, or otherwise out-of-character manner in her presence. A common cliché is the love/hate relationship between the Hero of the Story and Mary-Sue; the Hero behaves in a rational and gentlemanly manner with other members of his company, but is constantly antagonizing Mary-Sue (until they suddenly fall in love, of course).

There is more than one kind of Mary-Sue. We all know about Tough, Swashbuckling, Skilled Sues who know how to use two swords and shoot people full of arrows, but there are Sues at the other end of the spectrum, as well. Some people, when attempting to write a non-Mary Sue manage to create the Gentle, Perfect, Sweet and Innocent Sue. I've even run into Ugly Sues, Blind Sues and Flat-footed Sues (that last one I just made up). Keep in mind, It really doesn't matter how your character looks, it only matters how other characters react to her.

There are a lot of people out there who like to bash Mary-Sue (us included); in some ways, it is unkind of us to vent our frustration at the expense of authors whose characters (in our opinions) fall into this fateful category, but we also (since we are not emotionally involved) have a more objective view of your story. Take a step back, look at your Original Character critically. If you met her (or him) suddenly while you were out walking, how well do you think you’d get along? Would you be able to stand her superhuman beauty, special set of skills and sparkling intellect? Would you fall head-over heels in love at first sight? Or would you wave and say, “Have a nice morning!” and continue on your way?

"No [woman] can be really esteemed accomplished who does not greatly surpass what is usually met with. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of music, singing, drawing, dancing, and the modern languages, to deserve the word; and besides all this, she must possess a certain something in her air and manner of walking, the tone of her voice, her address and expressions, or the word will be but half-deserved." - Caroline Bingly, Pride and Prejudice

We are not Beta readers and do not have any intention of becoming anything of the sort because of lack of time, however, if you should have a story idea that you are not sure of... or would like an opinion on, we would be happy to act as sounding boards.

For if you keep silent at this time, relief and deliverance will rise for the Jews from another place, but you and your father’s house will perish. And who knows whether you have not come to the kingdom for such a time as this? - Esther 1:14

The Reality of Fantasy:

‘Good’ and ‘Bad’ have become cliché. In fact, if somebody were to coin new words that describe the concepts of Good and Bad we might find that life has a whole new look.

One thing I like so much about Fantasy is that Good and Bad can be illustrated without naming them and People never doubt what they really are. I don’t think there’s much debate over whether Aslan is Good or the White Witch is Bad and most People don’t come at the Lord of the Rings from the angle that Sauron is being maltreated by a pack of Evil Hobbits who stole his ring.

This is what is so elegant about Fantasy; there is a fine line between reality and allegory.

Yet when we come to real life and real history, People are often at a loss as to who is Good and who is Bad and there is even some question as to what is real and what isn't. History has been rewritten in scores of ways with scores of different viewpoints. Was Hitler an Evil villain who murdered 10 million People in cold blood, or was that a lie spread to cover the fact that he was a great hero who tried to save his country’s honor? Some People are still not sure.

And there are deeper questions where Goods and Bads can’t be explored without treading on other People’s feelings or gravely insulting other countries. The simple facts are: the Cold War may have thawed out, but the roots are still ignored and the American Civil War is still being waged through the United States even though it has been over for 150 years.

Those few who dare to question Why suddenly find themselves facing an overpowering flood like a stick caught in the surge of a river. So, People have gotten in the habit of believing the latest thing they hear (the comfortable thing, that is) and trying to reconcile everything.

Yet, lurking in that same compliant mind there is no doubt that the dragon in the Hobbit had to be finished off and that Bard was a great hero for going off to do it. If someone tried to argue that it was the other way around, this same man would call what the second said, nonsense. And he’d be right to do so. In Middle Earth, Good and Bad cannot be melded, yet for some strange reason in our world they can… or can they?

In reality Good and Bad are in our world as surely as they are in Middle Earth, we just can’t always recognize them when we see them. We, through long training, have learned to see in shades of grey instead of in black and white. Fantasy tricks this out of us and we don’t even realize it.

-thoughts from Psyche

The Touch of the Master's Hand

Twas battered and scarred, and the auctioneer
thought it scarcely worth his while to waste much time on the old violin,
but held it up with a smile; "What am I bidden, good folks," he cried,
"Who'll start the bidding for me?" "A dollar, a dollar"; then two!" "Only
two? Two dollars, and who'll make it three? Three dollars, once; three
dollars twice; going for three.." But no, from the room, far back, a
gray-haired man came forward and picked up the bow; Then, wiping the dust
from the old violin, and tightening the loose strings, he played a melody
pure and sweet as caroling angel sings.

The music ceased, and the auctioneer, with a voice that was quiet and low,
said; "What am I bid for the old violin?" And he held it up with the bow.
A thousand dollars, and who'll make it two? Two thousand! And who'll make
it three? Three thousand, once, three thousand, twice, and going and
gone," said he. The people cheered, but some of them cried, "We do not
quite understnad what changed its worth." Swift came the reply: "The touch
of a master's hand."

And many a man with life out of tune, and battered and scarred with sin,
Is auctioned cheap to the thoughtless crowd, much like the old violin, A
"mess of pottage," a glass of wine; a game - and he travels on. "He is
going" once, and "going twice, He's going and almost gone." But the Master
comes, and the foolish crowd never can quite understand the worth of a soul
and the change that's wrought by the touch of the Master's hand.

-Myra 'Brooks' Welch

Things We Really Don't Like:


Incest (Would'ya honestly marry your brother?)

Suspian (Isn't she just a wee bit old for him?)

Lucian (Don't even get me started...)

Sues and Stus ("How things look on the outside of us depends on how things look on the inside of us." - Anonymous)

Black-haired Caspian!! (He was blond in the book...?)

Pretty-boy-Peters (Don't try to convince us that High King Peter the Magnificent with a voice as calm as the summer sea looked like... a girl...?)

Angsty Edmunds (Honestly Edmund, don't go around feeling sorry for yourself when it was Aslan that did all the paying!)

Narnia 1&2 (2 mostly [See Black-haired Caspian, 1 is all right in a way, but it started the downward trend [See Pretty-boy-Peters and Angsty Edmunds])

Twilight (All we need to do is see the word 'Vampire' and we'll run

Harry Potter (top-heavy writing; couldn't get beyond the first page)

Braveheart (Speaking of historical inaccuracy...)

Titanic (Sank like a stone)

Pearl Harbor (How is a twisted slaughtering of events a tribute to the brave men and women who died that day?)

2005 Pride & Prejudice (Mathew Macfadyen looked like he was on a starvation diet and consequently near death)

(the 2007 Persuasion was so awful it doesn't even make it onto this list)

Britney Spears

Brussels sprouts

Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things. - Philippians 4:8

Our Stories:

Swallows and Amazons:

1932-The Golden Road



1935-Hope Springs Eternal

1936-Fools Rush in Where Angels Fear to Tread

1937-The Wind on the Sea

1938- The Iron Door


1940-Sea of Thunder

1941-But Joy Comes in the Morning

1942-War Torn Skies

1943-High Flight


1945-Paid In Full


AU Narnia stories:


The Once and Future King

The Enchanted Isle

The Horse that Stole the Boy

Crossing the Bar


Flowers o' the Forest


A Pop in Time

Narnia Recycled

East of the Sun and West of the Moon

The Fish with the Golden Scales

The Way of the Soul

What Fools These Mortals Be

The Thread that Runs so True

Author Shire Rose did a beautiful drawing of Princess Gwendolyn from What Fools These Mortals Be on DeviantArt. Find it here!

Our Policy on Reviews:

We have to admit to some puzzlement as to the way reviews are handed about on this site...we sometimes write long, time-consuming reviews after reading stories and...get nothing in reply. We would think you could at least say thank-you.

There is another odd idea hanging around that in order for one person to review another person, the other person has to review back. We think this is silly. We will continue to review your stories if we like them; you don't have to review us. On the flip side, if you review us, we will reply to let you know that we got it and appreciate it, however, we will not bounce immediately over to your profile and review your story. We don't 'sell' reviews, because we believe reviews are supposed to be objective and critical.

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God bless you,

- Rose and Psyche

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Bilbo Baggins: Frying Pan Wielder by WeStandHereUnited reviews
Bilbo Baggins was about as frightening as a baby rabbit, that was to say: not at all. Or at least, that is what Thorin Oakenshield had thought up until that fateful night. The dwarf had worried before over how the hobbit would fare when they reached the mountain...Now? That dragon was toast. Turns out hobbits can be very dangerous creatures when given a heavy object to swing around
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,964 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Bilbo B., Gloin
Scaevola by Shire Rose reviews
AU. Miraz tries to avoid the duel and the war, but he reckons without Narnian courage or the love of a King for his people. How can a usurper and a murderer understand what it means to be a King of Narnia?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16 - Edmund Pevensie, Miraz - Complete
What So Easily Entangles by Lollypop 8 reviews
Edmund muses about the allure of self-pity and the consequences it brings. Short bit of encouragement.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Complete
The Voyage of the Canon Keepers by King Caspian the Seafarer reviews
When movie-Susan shows up aboard the bookverse Dawn Treader, the Narnia Canon Keepers have it all under control...until the two keepers sent get stuck in the story and have to deal with a lovesick Susan, Eustace who thinks they're Nazis , and much more.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,960 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Caspian X, Susan Pevensie
The Adventure of King Peter by TotusTuusMary reviews
Life is never normal with Sherlock Holmes, but surely fictional characters showing up is a bit much, especially during breakfast?
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie, Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Fanfiction Letters by Val Evenstar reviews
What advice would dear Uncle Screwtape give Wormwood as he takes on the job of tempting a fledgling authoress? Giftfic for Dearheart
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Complete
Wandbreaker by rthstewart reviews
In which the Just King breaks a girl's heart and is turned to stone and the High King saves the day with magic Sellotape. Another short tale in the Commoner Royalty series, everybody lives, nobody dies AU.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,215 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Swallows and Amazons, 2012 edition by Fergus Mason reviews
A sad reflection on what would happen now. Swallows and Amazons forever!
Swallows and Amazons series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Complete
Crown of Flames by geekprincess26 reviews
Cor loves his new life in Archenland, but it's much harder for his sister to leave the past behind her…especially when she discovers a terrifying secret, and the only man who can help her is the one she fears the most. Peter/OFC
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 270,669 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Peter Pevensie
Danger in Edoras by King Caspian the Seafarer reviews
AU fic. During a mission to Edoras with his Uncle Imrahil, nineteen-year-old Faramir and his cousin Amrothos find themselves caught up in a dangerous game concerning caverns, servants of Mordor, and a young, sword-weilding Eowyn.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,746 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Eowyn, Faramir
Morwen and Isildur by King Caspian the Seafarer reviews
WARNING: AU FIC! What if Faramir and Eowyn had met when they were younger? Would tempers flare and a duel 'to the death' be the result? And would a sudden attack from Orcs rid young Eowyn of her desire for battle? Completed.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,251 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Canon Keepers IX: Canons Confounded by JealousOfTheMoon reviews
Code Platinum, Pete. Code Platinum.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,279 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Miscreants and Murderers by King Caspian the Seafarer reviews
Golden Age Mystery. Corin wants excitement and adventure; Peter wants an alliance with Galma; Susan wishes her suitors would sprout wings and fly away; the mysterious murderer seems to want them all dead; and Edmund...well, Edmund just wants a nap.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,492 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Corin - Complete
Light Enough by ilysia reviews
AU: One winter's night, Peter and Edmund speak of fighting the darkness. A dark tale concerning the war with Jadis, because things might so easily have turned out very differently...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
To Be Just by Caleon reviews
Edmund Pevensie believes Aslan was wrong in crowning him a King of Narnia. But sometimes a king is not merely crowned; he is forged, folded, and honed into a blade of might and honor that wins the respect of nations. Blades of Narnia, Book One
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 30,695 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
In Search of the King by Elanor Joy reviews
Before he sent them home, Aslan gave Peter and Susan a very special charge. When he is abandoned by Susan, the trail appears to be cold, and all hope is gone, Peter recieves some help from Professor Kirke. Post-PC, prequel to electrum's When We Were Kings
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Peter Pevensie
A Time For Us by Schmo and Sushi reviews
Complete! What happens when a young woman throws her lyre at the king of Narnia? Arrania of Archenland is about to find out, and it's not at all what she expected. Edmund OC. Post H&HB. Rated T for suspense, nonsense humor, and Pevensies goofing off.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,539 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Canon Keepers VIII: A Sure Sign of Madness by JealousOfTheMoon reviews
Talking to oneself is a sure sign of madness, or so they say. Peter is willing to do battle over that one. [Oneshot. Maybe Not So Slight MovieBashing. Featuring Peter and Edmund as Canon Keepers.]
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
Canon Keepers VII: Double Trouble by JealousOfTheMoon reviews
The Pevensie brothers left to their own devices in the midst of a singularly boring week are nothing to sneeze at. Throw in two unexpectedly decent Male OCs, and what do you have? Falsetto humming, forgery, coffee, and more. Oneshot. Little to no bashing.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Canon Keepers VI: On a Monday, I Was Incested by JealousOfTheMoon reviews
Somehow, he got the idea that “PS” didn’t stand for Post Scriptum, Pulling Strings, Purloined Socks, Poisonous Spiders, or Plum Scones. [Incestbashing, nonscripted oneshot, and 6th in a series.]
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete
Canon Keepers V: Oreius Schmeius! by JealousOfTheMoon reviews
In which Susan experiences a 'verse change, and Oreius learns something the hard way. Oneshot. AntiSusanOreius. NOW DESCRIPTIFIED.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Complete
Canon Keepers III: Faux French Fobia by JealousOfTheMoon reviews
Eowyn's a veteran at Canon Keeping. But is she ready for this? Multichapter. AntiOC. THIS IS PART 3 IN A SERIES. 'TIS BEST TO READ THE OTHER 2 FIRST. [3rd and 4th chapters up. COMPLETE.]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,763 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/16/2006 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Canon Keepers II: Gary Stu Season by JealousOfTheMoon reviews
A Gary Stu. A Marty Sam. What's the difference? Two Canon Keepers answer this question and learn a lot in the process. General hilarity and mocking of Male OC's. Sequel to 'The Canon Keepers.' NOW DESCRIPTIFIED.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
The Canon Keepers by JealousOfTheMoon reviews
An inside look at the greatest enemy the MarySue industry has ever known: The Canon Keepers! For all SueWannabes, this will open your eyes as to what all MarySues are up against and cause you to question your choice in careers. NOW DESCRIPTIFIED.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
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The Winning of Toronado reviews
In a courtyard in Madrid in 1820, a fiery black colt meets his match. Mostly inspired by the Disney Zorro, but in essentials, does not conform to any fandom.
Zorro - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11
The Thread That Runs So True reviews
This is a story of beautiful damsels and handsome knights, high adventure and fiery steeds. Ships sail and storms rage, and beneath the mountain, monsters waken. If you think you can stand the terror, bare the excitement and hold your sides against the laughter than click on the above link. If not, keep looking. Bookverse. Canon.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,372 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie, Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie
Down the Hobbit Hole and Other Stories reviews
In which Smaug, the Ring and the Arkenstone are Revealed for what they Truly are. The Way the Hobbit really went (Tolkien was misinformed). No Romance...because honestly, did you spot any in the book?
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,312 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 5/25 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B., Smaug - Complete
The Only Right reviews
"True greatness only comes to those who realize they are not great." Bilbo tells Thorin what the Arkenstone is and...what it isn't. Movie-verse. No Slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
The Wanderings of Bartholomew: The Tale of a Very Small Animal reviews
Being the Account of the Squirrel, Bartholomew Nutty, and how he came to understand that even Small Animals can be Useful to Great Kings. Merry Christmas to All!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,729 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 12/9/2014 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie, Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Polly Ann reviews
Or, whatever happened to 1930? Merry Christmas!
Swallows and Amazons series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Complete
The Great Aunt Goes to See for Herself reviews
What might have been.
Swallows and Amazons series - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Complete
High Flight reviews
A young war correspondent strong-arms an Air Marshall into letting her go on a bombing run. Edited.
Swallows and Amazons series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 11/3/2014
The Unbroken Song reviews
Christmas isn't a day, Home isn't a place. There's more to it than that. The gifts, the songs and the lights aren't what makes Christmas. A house isn't what makes a home.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Edmund Pevensie, Susan Pevensie - Complete
What Fools These Mortals Be reviews
It is generally known throughout Archenland that Prince Corin is a troublemaker. Unfortunately, the King and Queen of Terebinthia are unaware of this fact and waltz unsuspectingly into his clutches with their own devious plans, along with a strong wind, a princess, a lady-in-waiting and a hundred-year-old corpse. Canon. 2012 Dawn Treader Award for Best Romance on Narnia Still Lives
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,938 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Corin - Complete
Only a Man reviews
"Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down." –Anonymous. Friendship, no slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/4/2013 - John W. - Complete
Perchance to Dream reviews
"You see things; and you say, 'Why' But I dream things that never were; and I say, 'Why not'" - George Bernard Shaw
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Aslan, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Invictus reviews
It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Aslan, Jadis the White Witch - Complete
The Once and Future King reviews
"Life and death upon one tether And running beautiful together." - Robert P. Tristram Coffin. A retelling of The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe with a great deal of 'what ifs' and 'how nows'. Alternate Universe. Won the Lion's Call 2013 Eustace Award for Best Long Fiction in Progress.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 88,320 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Aslan - Complete
Fools Rush In reviews
...Where angels fear to tread and wise men never go. When the G.A. takes it into her head to go globe trotting and decides to bring Nancy and Peggy with her, an unusual train of events unfolds.
Swallows and Amazons series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,781 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Complete
A Royal Invasion reviews
"When life gives you 'em." -Shakespeare (April Fools!)
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie, Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie - Complete
I Must Wait reviews
"They also serve who only stand and wait." –John Milton
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
Act Your Age reviews
"Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized." -Margaret Atwood
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Honour reviews
"Without a sign, his sword the brave man draws, and asks no omen, but his country's cause." -Homer
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Peter Pevensie, Corin - Complete
By Any Other Color reviews
Which will you choose? Vibrancy, life, delicacy , innocence, laughter…
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Complete
Colors reviews
"Light is a thing that cannot be reproduced, but must be represented by something else – by color." - Paul Cezanne
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Requiem reviews
Home is the sailor, home from the sea
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Caspian X, Drinian - Complete
Under a Waning Moon reviews
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." -Edmund Burke . Canon
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,605 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Shasta/Cor, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
The Sun, The Moon and The Seven Stars reviews
"It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath." - Aeschylus
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Lucy Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Narnian Rhymes reviews
A series of poems dealing with various subjects of Weight in the Narnian Realm.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012
The Horse that Stole the Boy reviews
Susan goes south to see a Prince she doesn't know. Edmund goes with her and nearly has a rather bad time. Peter goes north searching for a giant who gravely insulted him and Lucy stays home, pining away in safety…or is she? To put it all in a nutshell; everybody goes madly around accomplishing very little and being very happy in the end. AU.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 79 - Words: 144,878 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Peter Pevensie, Shasta/Cor - Complete
Paid in Full reviews
As the war rages on around her, a British Army Sergeant fights her own battle.
Swallows and Amazons series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Complete
Rendezvous with Death reviews
Flying Officer Digory Kirke and his wingman are forced down in a fog during the Great War. One theory on how the four thrones might have been made…
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,314 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Digory Kirke, Mr. Pevensie - Complete
King Edmund's Inaugural Address reviews
NBC flash headlines: King Edmund Sweeps the Polls! Rookie reporters, Rose and Psyche, live from the heart of the action.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
I'll Be Home For Christmas reviews
An RAF officer goes home on Christmas Eve, 1943, after two years in the Mediterranean. Canon.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Peter Pevensie - Complete
The Fish With the Golden Scales reviews
In which Peter and Edmund go AWOL from Cair Paravel and meet a very peculiar fish. Brother fic. Book-verse canon. Rated T for violence.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,034 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Narnia Recycled reviews
When Angelica Brianna Carissa Daniella Estella Fayella Gabriella Henrietta Ileana Jones stumbles into Narnia by accident, on purpose, and has /very/ strong /emotions/ about the kings, what will happen? Uh, canon? ish… Winner of the Lasaraleen Award for Most Intentionally Outrageous Mary-Sue from the 2013 Lion Awards.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,821 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Corin, Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
East of the Sun and West of the Moon reviews
On the night of the winter solstice, Caspian's nurse tells him an old fairy tale. Book-verse canon. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,140 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Aslan, Lucy Pevensie, Peridan - Complete
A Royal Invitation reviews
For further information, please visit the Cair Paravel website. Or just click on the above link.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Complete
The Enchanted Isle reviews
During the Golden Age of Narnia, a lad of the Lone Islands quests for a Champion to save his people from the gravest danger they ever faced. A Narnian retelling of Edmund Spencer's, 'The Faerie Queen' with a dash of Shakespeare. Book-verse. Slightly AU.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,965 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Corin, Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
The Lion reviews
The sequel to The Wardrobe and The Witch. At long last, the four children return to meet Aslan and the silvered slopes of Narnia. They are reunited with Eustace and the story draws to a close. Book-verse AU.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,688 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
The Witch reviews
The sequel to The Wardrobe. In which the children do a great deal of learning in a very short amount of time under the guidance, direction and protection of the King and Queen of Archenland. No romance except between Mr. and Mrs. King Lune. Book-verse AU.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,660 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Susan Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie
A Pop In Time reviews
In which something happens and Caspian, the Tenth of that name, often wonders afterwards if it really happened at all. No.Slash.At.All.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Peter Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
The Wardrobe reviews
In which five children are sent to the country and wander unwittingly into a strange wardrobe. Note: there are no major original characters in this story; they are all Lewis' own. Book-verse AU.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,944 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Eustace Scrubb - Complete
Overlord reviews
A lonely lieutenant with time on his hands meets some interesting people on the eve of D-day.
Swallows and Amazons series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,682 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Complete
War Torn Skies reviews
An unexpected guest drops in for tea during the Battle of Britain
Swallows and Amazons series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,073 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Complete
The Golden Road reviews
How not to meet Nancy.
Swallows and Amazons series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Complete
Sea of Thunder reviews
A destroyer captain finds himself in a strange predicament during the Battle for the Atlantic. Edited and (hopefully) improved.
Swallows and Amazons series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Complete
Hope Springs Eternal reviews
After many years of absence, a man returns to the lake of his childhood.
Swallows and Amazons series - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Complete
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