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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

I write Naruto stories.

I became interested in fanfiction by reading the posted stories, trying to satisfy my lust for the Naruto manga and anime. I will admit I had a sasunaru phase, which was my main drive for becoming so involved with ff.net. But what brought me back was love. Love is a great inspiration for writing, and I always liked the thought of love triumphing between Sasuke and Naruto; the friendship, the bond, the attachment.

Now I'm back to rewrite my favorite story with new perspective and changes to the plot. It is a shame how much inspiration and imagination psychosis can give you; taking it away I feel like a bland, but more focused writer.

I will be drawing my own covers for my stories . . . eventually.


About My Stories

Symphony of Love- A heart warming and wrenching tale of a ghost and an alive teenager who are destined to remain apart, but try against all odds. When things get hectic because they disrupt the spirit world, just how much are they willing to sacrifice? How far will love take them?

Last Words- It's a mourning drabble of a possible (but unlikely) ending of Naruto Shippuden. Inspired from the internet game music of "Don't Look Back."

Clique Wars- Inspired from the video game, "Bully," Naruto's gone to a new school with students of all personalities, gangs, and ill intent. Either he'll have to find a way to fit in or risk his reputation at the expense of almost all others who will do anything to prove their dominance; even if it means sending him to a hospital. Discontinued for now. Because it was my second story, I'll go back an edit the existing chapters before I post new ones. I may want to change things.

Who Wants Who's Genitalia- This crack fic was meant for laughs entirely. I like to think things happen in it that you would have never guessed. And I swear, I laughed SO MUCH while writing this! But it may not be your humor if you won't laugh at immature things :D


16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

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The Contract by XF'sFantasyX reviews
When Naruto turns 21 he will be engaged to Sasuke Uchiha but thats not the worst part the worst part is Sasuke IS A COMPLETE AND UTTER PERVERT! SasuNaru. XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,741 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Smallest Victories by Team Kaka-Sensei reviews
Naruto and Sasuke look a little too good shirtless. Team 7 one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Complete
To be looked upon as a child by billiecody reviews
One-shot, Hashirama and Madara - Recovering the innocence lost
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Hashirama S., Madara U.
In Excess by Quinn Anderson reviews
This fic has been turned into an original novel. Details are posted within. Now available for purchase!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 5,563 - Reviews: 1881 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Prank Wars by Bad Writer xD reviews
Naruto is new in school and there is a war between two rival gangs over the school. It's up to Naruto to stop the violence with ... Prank Wars? SasuNaru of course ... yaoi ... no likey ... no readie!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,286 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Popular by smartcat reviews
Popular kids don't always have all the answers. In fact, they don't really know what they're doing half the time. Which is why they find themselves in these compromising situations. Sasunaru. Minuscule NaruSaku and SasuKar. story back in its original form
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,594 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Criminal by N.V.9 reviews
On a road that goes two ways, Sasuke chose to follow his heart. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/4/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
All Year Round by Om0cha reviews
Only at Christmas was the light given freely. Only with Sasuke did it stay all year round. SasuNaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mito Uzumaki's Secret by Dnome Warlock reviews
Mito Uzumaki had a secret, a very powerful secret. So powerful in fact, that if anyone found out, she would be killed.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Mito U., Madara U. - Complete
rocket science by Irradiance reviews
It doesn't take a genius to figure it out.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Neighbour by Irradiance reviews
He shoots them all down. Except her.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/4/2011 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Talk No Jutsu by Kezone reviews
Tobi panics after hearing about the strange jutsu that Naruto used to defeat both Pein and Konan. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Obito U., Naruto U. - Complete
Derp by HowDoYouDoop reviews
Naruto isn't at his best and no one knows what's wrong which worries him. Sasuke's there to comfort
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Words Unspoken by DarkHybridChild reviews
Naruto once again proves to Sasuke he really can do anything. Will Sasuke approve of him at last? SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Break A Leg But Don't Break My Heart by mooloo95 reviews
Sasuke works at the classy, family-owned 'Uchiha Theatre.'Naruto is the star in a travelling dance production of 'The Lion King.' Could the same thing that brought them together, tear them apart? M for naughty bits :D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,865 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Give me a hint by NarifyedFiction reviews
Suddenly one day Sasuke gets a love confession from the one he never expected to receive it from. How dose he respond to that when he'd always ever thought the other boy hated him? NaruSasu SasuNaru yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Freezing Summer Rain by Xenophili reviews
"Why do you like the rain so much?" "It's the only weather I can feel. Not like heat." "But you can feel the sun, too." "No," he said."Not like rain. I can understand it, even though I'm blind and can't see it."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,204 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Shatter by MentalParrot reviews
"Your heart shatters beautifully." It was the only compliment he ever gave me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cycle by kuristina reviews
Despite the yelling, curses, infidelity, insecurity, jealousy, blows, and obvious chaos they remain perfect together. Sasunaru, abuse
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,895 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Something After Practice by TeddyRuxpin reviews
It's a oneshot with KonahamoruxNaruto pairing. Or NarutoxKonahamoru however you want to say it. boyxboy, yaoi, love, Rated M for a reason!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Konohamaru S., Naruto U. - Complete
I Fell in Love with a Boy by OO83 reviews
-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Love is tough in high school, but it's downright impossible when you're a boy in love with another boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,236 - Reviews: 1926 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 1,404 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/2/2004
what cusswords mean! by YAOI FANZ reviews
it will tell you the definition of the foul languges but funny with cute little naruto! LOL! please review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Roses are Red by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto is confused when someone starts leaving him a series of love notes. SasuNaru, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Afterlife by BlondieSoNotPretty reviews
Naruto's ghost reflects how much he loves Sasuke, fifteen years after his own death
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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Symphony of Love reviews
Naruto and his family move into a new home to discover it's haunted. The ongoing spiritual disruption between the real and after-world summons the grim reaper himself to take the ghost onward. When Naruto falls in love and tries to stop the reaper, he ends up binding his soul in such a way to stop him- but how long can they avoid "life's only guarantee?" What of destiny?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,499 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Last Words reviews
Sasuke has a few last words he wishes Naruto could hear.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Clique wars reviews
Naruto is sent to a strict boarding school for his bad behavior. While he is still the trouble-maker, he changes his classmates in a way only he can. SasuNaru. Rated M for violence and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,158 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Who Wants Who's Genitalia reviews
CRACK fic, sexual content. long intertwined plots between the konoha and sand ninjas. Love, sex, tricks, suprises, murder, hair, but above all humor! characters are ooc. sasunaru. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,968 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.