Road Lizard
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Joined 07-11-11, id: 3064770, Profile Updated: 10-20-13

Urban Dictionary defines a road lizard as any type of lizard that is sunning itself on the hot pavement. So, needless to say, I have a very nice tan.

My road is nestled in a canyon by a lake in the foothills of a mountain range. My favorite pastime is taking a dip in the lake after a nice day of sunning or just sunning on the boat. Aside from that, I spend a lot of time at school or work. At the end of the day, I usually curl up in my nest in my burrow and read or write.

I've been reading a lot of urban fantasy lately: Dresden Files, Iron Druid Chronicles, Alex Verus, Cal Leandros, Hellequin Chronicles, Twenty Palaces, Mercy Thompson, Sandman Slim, Felix Castor, Demon Accords. All of which I highly recommend.

When I'm not reading or writing, I like to listen to music, and I love going to baseball games and horse races. I don't watch much tv, but I'm a fan of Avatar: The Last Airbender and Legend of Korra, Castle, The Walking Dead, and Perception.

When it's time to eat, I'm a meat and potatoes kinda lizard. *licks my eye thinking about a medium-rare steak* I live off of sweet iced tea and lemonade in the summer months, and I have a coffee pot in my burrow to get me through the winter months.

If I don't get at least seven hours of sleep at night, I can be a very grumpy lizard, and if I'm really cranky, don't step out of your car on my road, because I will bite you.

I'm one of those lizards that, if attacked, can shed my tail. It'll squirm about for a minute until I can make my escape, then I'm pissed off because my tail's gone, but eventually, I just get over it and grow a new one.

Likes: My cozy nest, my smartphone and Kindle, a good book or fic, music

Dislikes: Cold temperatures, traffic, most other lizards in general

Addictions: Red Bull

Writing: I'm a fanfiction author, though, you will not find my fics on this profile. I have a seperate account that I use exclusivley for publishing. If you'd like the link to my publishing profile, please PM me. I have written 15 PJO fics since joining FFN in November 2010: a post-TLH trilogy, two multi-chapter AU short-stories, three one-shots, a collection of drabbles, and a six-book legacy series. I'm a six-time Veritas/Phoenix Award nominee and a three-time Veritas/Phoenix Award winner.

Forums: I'm an active member of the Ghost Writers' Headquarters Forum. The Ghost Writers are a fellowship of authors on a mission to improve the PJO fandom. If you need writing help or are interested in joining our cause, please visit our forum.

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Just Another Day In The Neighbourhood by The Ghost Writers reviews
Casper Town is a lovely place built over hell, crisscrossed ley lines, and the meaning of life. We bring smiles, a carnival, and murder. Care to stay?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,317 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/1/2015 - Published: 3/12/2012
The Perils of Nico Watching Your Children by conjurewithrisk reviews
The spawn of a Jackson and Chase never meant good news to Nico. But he somehow got roped into babysitting, anyway. For Snow
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Nico A. - Complete
Three by icy roses reviews
One life is not enough for love; Percy and Annabeth try for the Isles of the Blest, but it seems that fate is not always kind to them.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 67,874 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Blueprints for Falling for a Straight Dude by kingburu reviews
You see, it was girls like Thalia Grace and Piper McLean that let Leo know he was out of their league. But it was a guy like Jason Grace that let him know he didn't stand a chance. Slash; Jason x Leo/JxL/Jeo semi-AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,746 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Jason G., Leo V.
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