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Hey there

I love Kristen, Rob, Taylor and the whole Twilight cast.

Im usually a nice person but you talk any shit about them and I'm telling you, You will regret it.

Feel free to ask me to check out your stories, I never leave flames or anything nasty don't worry:)

Btw please check out my tumblr if you have time my URL is twilighter4eva.

Cheers

I have been diagnosed
with Obsessive Cullen
Disorder put this on your pu this on your profile if you have caught it too.

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember The Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

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Tommy by HelloElla reviews
They were just kids, growing up much too fast. When life felt like a deep & freezing ocean in which they drowned in, they saved each other every single time up until she disappeared the night of their high school graduation. Now, older & convinced she is still alive, Edward returns home in hopes of finding traces that will lead him back to Tommy, the tomboy girl who saved his life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,491 - Reviews: 1337 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Bella, Edward
Our Place Upon the Ashes by letzigprincess reviews
After a traumatic upbringing, Edward is left on his own to care for his younger sister. When his sister starts sixth grade, Bella enters their lives and changes everything. Doing what he can to keep distance between himself and Bella, he discovers it's easier said than done. Will Bella become just another one of his many sexual conquests or be exactly what he and Lanie both need?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 74 - Words: 319,303 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Edward, Bella
Emmett's Guide to Survive High School by TheBoleynLegacy reviews
With these tips invented by Emmett you are guaranteed to survive the most agonizing, miserable and painful years of your life, otherwise known as high school. co-author:Pink Vampire Skittle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 20,355 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Emmett
Hide & Seek by kharizzmatik reviews
The night their lives were set to start was the night it all came to an abrupt end. Five simple words, "Let's play hide and seek", sparked a manhunt for Isabella Swan that has haunted Edward Cullen ever since. Back in Forks for the first time in over a decade, he has to face reality: he lost his soul mate. Is it too late to find her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,293 - Reviews: 3802 - Favs: 2,014 - Follows: 2,970 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Bella, Edward
Wife Swap: the Cullens and the McClains by AussieGal20 reviews
Alice and Emmett sign the Cullens up for Wife Swap. The Cullens swap with a very strict family called the McClains. Will the Cullens like their new mother? Will the Cullen kids drive their new mother insane? please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,651 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 6/4/2010
The Princess and the E by CLWN reviews
When Bella meets the mysterious 'E' he calls her his Princess and she's soon drawn into his dangerous world of organised crime. But this is no fairytale, so when Edward finds himself in trouble, it's up to his Princess to save him. OOC/AH. ExB AxJ RxEm.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 214,813 - Reviews: 3453 - Favs: 3,454 - Follows: 2,787 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Practicum by TheFicChick reviews
"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,904 - Reviews: 4162 - Favs: 3,369 - Follows: 3,135 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Caged by Savage7289 reviews
This is not made for TV. This is the raw, brutal underground of no-holds-barred combat. Inside the cage there is nothing but me and the pain I inflict on those who dare enter. In the cage, I never had to worry about anyone but myself. When she started standing outside of it, everything changed. I was no longer fighting for the money or the glory – I had to fight for her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 252,923 - Reviews: 11301 - Favs: 5,471 - Follows: 4,671 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Nobody's Little Girl by HelloElla reviews
A billionaire couple searches for their long lost daughter. A lonely, troubled young man finds and gives refuge to a homeless girl with no name. Paths are crossed and hearts are given, but you can't keep what was never yours.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,863 - Reviews: 5605 - Favs: 3,899 - Follows: 3,490 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hit By Destiny outtakes by ocdmess reviews
Outtakes from the story "Hit By Destiny".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,356 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Feral by opal aline reviews
When Bella signed up for a summer archeology program, she thought she'd be exploring fossils and sedimentary rock. Little did she know, she would find herself the primary caretaker for a man with no verbal capacity or human interaction skills-a feral man
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 123,153 - Reviews: 4368 - Favs: 2,908 - Follows: 2,712 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 19922 - Favs: 11,234 - Follows: 6,804 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Girl in the Creek by MandyLeigh87 reviews
They called her the girl in the creek. I just knew her as my older sister. And she was murdered when I was twelve years old. BxE AH Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 38,497 - Reviews: 2186 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Vampire Perfect by sweet-lovin-zombie reviews
What would happen if Bella and Edward switched bodies? How will Edward and Bella adapt to their new 'parts? How will they keep it a secret from their families? How awkward will it be when they have to take a pee? Very. Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,663 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Bella, Edward
If You Love Her by HelloElla reviews
FicThisGifAnonContest Entry- He asked me to help him find a perfect way to confess his love for a girl that wasn't me. So like the fool that I am, I helped him. Completed One Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,913 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fade to Gray by MandyLeigh87 reviews
They call it a compulsion. Something you can't quite control. An impulse. An inkling. Something in your bones that's rooted so deep inside of you that it becomes a part of you. It's irresistible. You just...have to do it. People snap. I snap. Entry in the Bella's Insane Contest. Rated M for Mature Themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Bella - Complete
A Wacky High School by LolittaDeath reviews
The Cullens are going to high school again. This time the students are doing more then just fantasizing about them. What will happen when the students try to hook up with Cullens? Can they keep them at bay while hiding their identities? E&B R&E A&J R&J
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 2/14/2009
The Roommate by MandyLeigh87 reviews
I needed a roommate. What I got was one heck of a problem. AH BxE Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,364 - Reviews: 4658 - Favs: 3,890 - Follows: 2,958 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Charlie's Coming! by WynterCullen809 reviews
What if Charlie came to check on Bella after her "sleepover"? What does the Cullen have to do to make sure Bella and Edward get in trouble and look human? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Diary of Jane by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Sometimes I wondered if they really knew what they were. Like if they could see themselves through my eyes, maybe it would be a little clearer. Maybe they would know. Maybe they would change. My name is Jane. And this is my diary. M for Mature Themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,254 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Jane - Complete
Caught! by GoldenMiniJ-17 reviews
Renesmee walks in on something she really wished she hadn't! Her parents in their bedroom... LEMON!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie
The Cullen Games by In-The-Land-Of-Robsten reviews
Bella decides to spend a much needed night with the Cullens, but she has no idea what that night might hold. She has played these games before, but never Cullen style.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,099 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward and Bella visit Renee by randomarabness reviews
This is Bella and Edwards visit to Jacksonville, set in Eclipse. Renee Pov, Later Edward POV. have you ever wondered what Renee was thinking on their stay as she obsereved the two lovers? especially Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,767 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Complete
Yes by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Edward asks a question.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 130 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Testing the Limits by imatwin247 reviews
Emmett is tired of Edward and Bella always having sex. He sets up a bet regarding their limit of sex. Let's just say there's a lot of teasing by a particular person... it drives the other one insane. But see who gives in first. Lemons! :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,988 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How Are Babies Made? by AngeK16 reviews
Renesmee asks her parents a question. How will they react? R&R. Flames will be laughed at!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
A New Light by In-The-Land-Of-Robsten reviews
What happened while Bella was unconsious after her change? Edward sees his daughter for the first time and spends quality time with his little girl. Lots of renesmee and edward fluff :- and father daughter time :-
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Royal Rebellions by xNimCee reviews
Bella Swan is no stranger to hard work, but everything changes when she is forced to work in Cullen Manor, the home of America's royal family. Her encounters with a certain prince cause her to wonder if the rules are worth following. MODERN DAY. AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 192,603 - Reviews: 4660 - Favs: 4,235 - Follows: 2,756 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Finding His Muse by Nolebucgrl reviews
Dirty Cheeky Monkey Picspiration Entry. He longs to write the perfect song. She longs to touch her husband again. Perhaps she can help him find his muse. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 91 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6486 - Favs: 5,608 - Follows: 3,480 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On the Double by MasenVixen reviews
It's Bella's first day on the job as a body double in the new Edward Masen film. First up? The sex scene...O/S for the Haiti Compilation. Rated M for lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 3,880 - Follows: 1,139 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High School Again by Duckies-on-A-trampoline reviews
100 years after Breaking Dawn, the Cullens and Jacob go back to high school. Again. What will happen when the Cullen kids and friends have a game night, including a game of... Truth or Dare: Cullen Style. CURRANTLY ON HOLD! Did I spell that right? X
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,598 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Bella, Edward
Jessica's sleepover by Cosmic Monster reviews
Bella gets invited to Jessicas sleepover along with Alice,Rosalie and other friends. What will happen when a new kid likes Bella? Lauren trys to steal Edward? and the boys try to invade the party? My first fanfic! Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,398 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Bella - Complete
There Will Be Blood by johnnyboy7 reviews
Edward Cullen,25,the son of a Chicago mob boss. He is second-in-command, cold and dangerous. Bella Swan,18,small town girl who has just enrolled as a freshman at Northwestern. A story about how love can survive in the cruelest of worlds.Very OCC.Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 368,286 - Reviews: 12179 - Favs: 8,642 - Follows: 3,964 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jessica's Sleepover by XxTayTayxX reviews
When Jess plans a sleepover Bella see's the perfect opportunity to tell everyone about her and Edwards upcoming wedding. set as if they had got engaged while they were still at school
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/9/2010
Breaking Dawn, the Battle! by JRParz reviews
What would it have been like if Breaking Dawn had been a battle instead of a mere confrontation. What would the Cullens have done to prepare and what would have triggered such a preparation?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,412 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Complete
Bella's bad trip by Alice's Fashion reviews
The cullen's and Bella go back to Pheonix for 3 weeks. What the Cullen's didnt know is that Bella was bullied at her old school. Will things change now the Cullen's are with her?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,453 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Bella
One hell of a camping trip by Myrthe95 reviews
The Cullens on a school campingtrip... What can go possibly wrong? The answer is simple: Everything! I can only say one thing more... revenge... lots and lots of revenge... Summary is bad but please give it a chance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,849 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Forks Again by l'ordinateur de terre reviews
After many years, the Cullen's return to Forks, to face high school--again. People hitting on the Cullens, Emmett's pranks, school dances, and any other thing that could happen in high school. POST BREAKING DAWN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,277 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 12/27/2008
Meeting Mom by LauraHannah90 reviews
Charlie is out of town, so he calls in Renee to stop any 'funny business' between Bella and Edward. But Bella falls sick and Edward helps care for her. Renee analyses his love for her daughter, curious about their intense relationship. Will Renee approve?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,802 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Edward, Renée - Complete
Cullens Back at Forks after some ah many years by Annette Lee reviews
The Cullens are back at Forks again. It's been years since they left. Edward braces himself for the thoughts, Emmett is all for pranks, Jasper just wants to get away from the school, while the girls are furious at the girls at school. Post Breaking Dawn..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 93,115 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
EMMETT AND JASPER GIVE EDWARD SOME SEX TIPS by fille avec le foulard reviews
Emmett and Jasper and the whole gang try to prepare Edward for his wedding night.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,537 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Edward, Emmett
Deadliest Catch by araeo reviews
Edward has a big project to do. Bella's been sentenced to community service. Add in some promiscuous parasites, dusty books, and maple doughnuts, and you get my entry for the AwkWard Contest. Rated M for language and adult content. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,273 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pool Party by TCD reviews
Takes place after BD. The Cullens decide to install a pool in their backyard. Just a little One Shot about their pool habits ; Fluffy, silly One Shot. AU. Rated T. Bella x Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Wickers by Portrait reviews
The Cullen family signs up for the show Wife Swap. Parody.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,105 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Esme, Alice - Complete
The childish method of healing by mortal-paralight reviews
Alright this is a one shot about Emmett keeping Bella company when she is sick with the flu. It should be pretty good and pretty funny, hopefully:
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Christmas with the Cullens by ilovedraco45 reviews
Bella celebrates Christmas with everyone's favorite Mary Sue vampire family! Lulz, fluff, and family fun are sure to abound. For anyone who enjoys the Cullen family dynamic and their antics. Rated T for language/safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,852 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Bella - Complete
Linger by Skanky Frankie reviews
PWP. Bella and Edward, gettin it on... Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,987 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Charade by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Chief Swan has always been content to swallow the lies that Bella and Edward tell him. But after a conversation with one of his officers, Charlie questions his own judgment and decides it’s time for an unexpected visit during one of Bella’s sleepovers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,824 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Jealousy by biggest-twilight-fan reviews
Edward and Bella are at school and Edward gets annoyed and jealous at Mike's thoughts. Edward's P.O.V. Sorry for the suckish summary.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Big Brothers Are For by realornotreal22 reviews
This is my version of the baseball clearing scene from twilight. Better summary inside. Please read and review :-D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Forger, The Pixie and The Giant by Almis31 reviews
Four years have passed since Bella went to see the forger, now Jenks' nightmare had returned. Jasper is back - with company. In canon.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Jenks, Jasper - Complete
Puberty and Pranks by ShesInLoveWithTheBoy reviews
I. Am. Going. To. Kill. Your. Brother." His eyes were confused for a second. "Which one?" I lifted my arm and pointed to the obvious "puberty prank of the week" behind him... Nessie and Emmett's pranks on eachother. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Emmett - Complete
Vampire Bella Goes to School by tammyxcullen reviews
Bella goes to school as a vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,975 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 104 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Edward and Bella's honeymoon night by complex kitty reviews
Bella describes in glorious lemony detail her passionate honeymoon night with Edward...the story I yearned to read all along.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete