Author has written 8 stories for Repo! The Genetic Opera, Twilight, Phantom of the Opera, Cats, Love Never Dies, Lord of the Rings, and Kuroshitsuji.
Hello My name is (insert favorite name here)
I am 16 years old/young depending on your sanity level and I love cheese! Ok, not at all original but I really stopped caring when I figured out that no one ever ventures here anyway!!!
I am dumb/smart you choose depending on how much you like my stories and I love reviews (hint hint wink wink poke poke)
My favorite music is pop (VERY LITTLE OF IT)/ rock (MOST OF IT)/ heavy metal (ALL OF IT)
My favorite movies are; Texas chainsaw massacre 1&2, Repo! the Genetic Opera, all the Halloween movies, Silence of the lambs, THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW, Moulin Rouge, The Avengers, Thor, The Road to El Dorado, All the LotR movies, Sweeney Todd, Labyrinth, the first three PotC movies, Phantom of the Opera, Australia, Van Helsing, The Twilight Saga, Thor, The Avengers, Iron Man, Paperback Hero and War Horse!
My two favorite TV shows are Buffy the Vampire Slay and Angel the Series!
And my most favorite food is minestrone soup!
Do any of you care? (awkward silence) guess not. I am surprisingly ok with that.
Pics for my CATS story; Jellicle Magic
Amy Morrison: http://www.google.ca/imgres?hl=en&tbo=d&biw=1366&bih=666&tbm=isch&tbnid=kQ6m3R4XNtweGM:&imgrefurl=http://haircrazy.info/timelines/urs/2012/4/23/25372/&docid=Vdw3yQwfA_Zs_M&imgurl=http://1.media.haircrazy.info/photos/gallery/2012/05/25/multi_t600.jpg&w=475&h=758&ei=Xw3VUKnED-Hi0gHDpoDgDg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=486&vpy=82&dur=268&hovh=284&hovw=178&tx=119&ty=161&sig=102076528411576591606&page=1&tbnh=140&tbnw=89&start=0&ndsp=38&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:0,i:97
Cedric Hanson: http://www.google.ca/imgres?hl=en&sa=X&tbo=d&biw=1366&bih=666&tbm=isch&tbnid=fIjQRBSfn4sm2M:&imgrefurl=http://www.stylestrends.com/what-to-look-for-in-mens-designer-suits/&docid=DLqX4-nUxUO2zM&imgurl=http://www.stylestrends.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Mens-Designer-Suits.jpg&w=417&h=587&ei=b9_UUKSBBsuz0QHYhIHgBg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=725&vpy=99&dur=503&hovh=139&hovw=95&tx=118&ty=118&sig=102076528411576591606&page=1&tbnh=139&tbnw=95&start=0&ndsp=43&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:0,i:106
Pics for my Phantom of the Opera story More Than a Dream
Annika Walters: http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSBnbORye02YPAbxK1obqk4PknALI91b3_rqjX-11-ySGG4tyw7oQ
Eugene Harris-Baxter: http://data.whicdn.com/images/13549057/tumblr_lq29v95wCS1qiy2goo1_500_thumb.jpg
Annika's green dress: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzzw79iJMP1r3sn0vo1_500.jpg
Annika's blue dress: http://data.whicdn.com/images/31257810/White-Gothic-Victorian-Dress-TQL120427096_large.jpg
Annika's gala gown: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-t9zS3pUma-s/T2z9qi114iI/AAAAAAAACVw/dYrsqWt5lCE/s1600/golddress1.jpg
Annika's Masquerade gown: https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTaiyJy5BOh8rjG06tWRQIag1WJOlPzddI7FbNTV3a7ic8Pe6bd
Doctor Clara Hendrix: http://www.google.ca/imgres?hl=en&tbo=d&biw=1366&bih=666&tbm=isch&tbnid=cE0wFt_Qk48NBM:&imgrefurl=http://www.weloveaish.com/tag/brown-hair/&docid=ejhazEgMvJDVaM&imgurl=http://www.weloveaish.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/aishwarya_rai_39.jpg&w=629&h=515&ei=tsnEUJLkGuKbyQGf84GwDA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=720&vpy=313&dur=391&hovh=203&hovw=248&tx=182&ty=149&sig=102076528411576591606&page=1&tbnh=135&tbnw=165&start=0&ndsp=29&ved=1t:429,r:15,s:0,i:192
Pics for my Love Never Dies story; Less Than a Nightmare
Henry Rastrick: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQKkRJPm9gRlcCo8f-p7vxfMtkwaL_pv6QByFrROSzPIyssdnA5
Annika's champagne dress: http://www.devilinspired.co.uk/88-170-large/classic-champagne-and-white-double-layered-gothic-victorian-dress.jpg
Gene's red suit: http://220.127.116.11/gaolinimages/images_1/product_s/upen/s/201104/Trendy-Long-Charcoal-Grey-Jazz-Cloth-Victorian-Corner-Cutting-Coat-For-Men-67397-1.jpg
Devorah Rose Cullen (human): http://www.google.ca/imgres?q=sadlittlegirldarkhair&hl=en&tbo=d&biw=1366&bih=664&tbm=isch&tbnid=tUdB2huj_ZUTqM:&imgrefurl=http://weheartit.com/rosieposie&docid=rYeq4GSJ736NkM&imgurl=http://data.whicdn.com/images/3889585/tumblr_l8od3osMvH1qa49l0o1_500_thumb.jpg&w=240&h=200&ei=i16pUL7sLOazyQHOyoDgBw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=821&vpy=391&dur=1759&hovh=160&hovw=192&tx=137&ty=49&sig=105998188735754748159&page=3&tbnh=135&tbnw=163&start=57&ndsp=33&ved=1t:429,r:87,s:0,i:332
Devorah (vampire): http://www.carenstyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Long-Curly-Black-Hair-Style10.jpg
-Neville needs a Remembrall not because he has a poor memory, but merely because he accomplishes too much to remember.
Molly Weasley makes CHUCK NORRIS eat his vegetables—take it!
When Remus Lupin rules the world, every problem will be solved with chocolate.
Duct tape is like the force: it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together
You see that girl you just called odd?
Her mother died when she was 9.
You see that boy with the lightning bolt scar you just made fun of?
Hes lived in a cupboard under some stairs for 11 years.
You see that boy you just saw crying in the toilets?
He had to kill his headmaster to make his parents proud.
You see that boy who has lost his Remembrall?
His parents suffered a fate worse than death.
Copy and paste this if you are against bullying.
In Remembrance to Severus Snape, A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor
In Remembrance to Fred Weasley, Who fought bravely to the very end, And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half, And will loyally await his soul mate and brother, With many jokes, He's got forever to think of them, right?
In Remeberance of Lily Potter Who died to protect her son she made the ulimate sacrifice to make the world a safer place she'll always remain in our hearts
In Remembrance to Dobby, Who was more free and full of love, Than any elf, and most humans.
In Remenberance of Cedric Diggory Who died before his time and will be remembered for his bravery
In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin, The last real Marauder, Who was not just a wonderful father, An incredible husband and a brave hero, As well as an awesome werewolf,
In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks, Who died for the greater good, And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora
In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody, Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive
In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort, Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger, But who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end, By a teenager at that
In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore, Whose past and wisdom confused us, Whose seeming betrayal shocked us, But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange, Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra, She deserved everything she got in the end
In Remembrance to Colin Creevey, Who we really didn't know too well, But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war, So he must've done something good... Besides stalking Harry
In Remembrance to Hedwig, Harry's first real friend, Who lived and died soaring
In Remembrance to Sirius Black Who never got to walk free Who had to live with a crazy house elf and screaming portrait for a year And who had to get killed by his cousin and then eaten by drapery
R.I.P.- James and Lily Potter, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Hedwig, Alastor Mad-eye Moody, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Ted Tonks, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, and Fred Weasley.
They will never be forgotten.
Mr. Harry Potter, Thank you for remaining strong when we couldn’t be.
Mr. Ronald Weasley, Thank you for always coming back.
Miss Hermione Granger, Thank you for having a good heart, and forgiving those who should be forgiven.
Mr. Draco Malfoy, Thank you for finding the light when things started getting dark.
Mr. George Weasley, Thank you for finding humor when we could barely smile.
Mr. Fred Weasley, Thank you for the memories.
Mr. Albus Dumbledore, Thank you for lighting the way and guiding us.
Mr. and Mrs. Weasley, Thank you for all you sacrificed.
Mr. Sirius Black and Mr. Remus Lupin, Thank you for your loyalty.
Miss Nymphadora Tonks, Thank you for your clumsiness and just being plain amazing
Mr. Rubeus Hagrid, Thank you for your undying compassion.
Mr. Neville Longbottom, Thank you for your bravery.
Miss Luna Lovegood, Thank you for your wise words.
Miss Ginny Weasley, Thank you for being strong-willed in spite of everything you've been through.
Dobby, Thank you for showing us the value of friendship.
Mr. Lucius and Mrs. Narcissa Malfoy, Thank you for choosing to be better for your son's sake.
Mr. James and Mrs. Lily Potter, Thank you for giving your life for your only son.
Miss Minerva McGonagall, Thank you for understanding your students and helping them with their problems.
Mr. Severus Snape, Thank you for your love.
Ron Weasley taught me that believing in yourself is a hundred times more powerful than luck.
Hermione Granger taught me that an education is a girl’s best asset, even if it doesn’t make you many friends.
Severus Snape taught me to never, ever, ever judge someone.
Rubeus Hagrid taught me that anything can be cute with the right perspective.
Ginny Weasley taught me that bold is beautiful.
Lily Potter taught me that a mother’s love is the strongest force on earth.
Remus Lupin taught me that fear is the only thing I should be afraid of.
Dolores Umbridge taught me that education with a political agenda is a terrible, terrible thing.
Sirius Black taught me that the ones we love never truly leave us.
Albus Dumbledore taught me that good people are not always good.
Draco Malfoy taught me that bad people are not always bad.
Neville Longbottom taught me that courage is standing up for what’s right, even when you’re scared out of your mind.
Luna Lovegood taught me that weird is wonderful.
Dobby taught me that freedom is a gift.
Lucius Malfoy taught me that no amount of money, pomp, or circumstance will buy you true friends.
Fred & George Weasley taught me that sometimes all you need is a good laugh.
The Dursleys taught me that a world without imagination is a dull and dreary place.
Arthur Weasley taught me that a good sense of curiosity and a bit of obsession can be healthy.
Fleur Delacour taught me that true love is not based on appearance.
Molly Weasley taught me that a happy family is not measured in gold.
Bellatrix Lestrange taught me that hatred and prejudice rot your mind and can turn even the most beautiful person into a monster.
Kreacher taught me that if you want to get to know a man, look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.
Cho Chang taught me that rebound relationships almost never work.
Nymphadora Tonks taught me to love myself, no matter what I look like.
Percy Weasley taught me that, in the end, no career is worth sacrificing your family.
Sybill Trelawney taught me that you cannot change the past, only the future.
Lavender Brown taught me that physical relationships only last for so long
Nicholas Flamel taught me that to the well-prepared mind, death is but the next great adventure
Minerva McGonagall taught me that a good cause is worth fighting for at any age.
Hedwig taught me that the love we have for our pets is very real.
Lord Voldemort taught me that a life without love is barely living.
J. K. Rowling taught me that the stories we love will always be with us.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when your crush rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his butt
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail
BEST FRIENDS: Sit next to you singing the jail song
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "Signs" for movie night then scare you in the process
FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: Best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you
FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders
FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine
FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you
BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you
FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel
BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you
FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour
BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the morning
FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things
BEST FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.
FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarrass you while near your crush.
BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evilly and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to
FRIENDS: Will take you to buy a pregnancy test
BEST FRIENDS: Will stand outside the bathroom screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!"
FRIENDS: call you totally insane for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this
BEST FRIENDS: Would repost this
BEST FRIENDS: Are forever
If you've ever spun around in a chair and gone, "WEEEEE," copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever burst out laughing in an empty room, paste this on your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.
If you're obsessed with writing/reading fan fictions with an OCxCharacter coupling, copy and paste this.
If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.
I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.
Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that says Pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your idea of a party is gorging on pizza and cracking stupid jokes with your best friends, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile
98 of people online don't know the difference between your and you're. If you're (HA) one of the 2 who twitches violently every time somebody uses the wrong form, put this in your profile
If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste.
If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, C&P
If you're one of those people that read through everyone's profiles, copy this on your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
If you day-dream about your fictional characters and plot lines in class, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Character you love dies
fangirl: Nope. not dead
average person: But...they had a memorial service...and a casket...
average person: ...there was a body...riddled with numerous gunshots/poison/etc...
fangirl: IT WAS FAKE, OK?!
93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
"I didn't break the fourth wall. I vaporized it."
"Remember, writers are the only adults who get to spend all day in their pajamas, playing with imaginary friends." -unknown
Stuff to do on an elevator that WILL help your image, as in, your CRAZY image
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside, and ask, "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in one corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open by themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them all to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at every floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises whenever someone else pushes a button.
10. Stare grinning at another person for a while, then say, "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square with chalk on the floor then say to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug with the other passengers. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say that you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi, Greg. How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone bends to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend that you're a flight attendant, and review emergency exits with the other passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Yell, "Group hug!", then enforce it.
23. Make race car noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congradulate all for being in the same lift as you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shup UP!"
26. Walk in with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!", then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring-don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, then say, "Is that your final answer?"
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask people what floor they want. Whenever they answer, give them a glare and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!"
33. Ask loudly, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell different people that you can see their aura.
35. When the door closes, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a deep voice announce: "It is time..."
38. Say your Majesty when anybody gets on.
39. Introduce yourself as Lord Voldemort.
40. Ask people which floor they want and why, and then announce that you're going to the floor with Olympus on it because you didn't steal any lightening.
41. Hang Ethan Hunt style from the ceiling of the elevator and speak ominously when someone enters "Heloooooooo"
42. Still hanging from the ceiling, drop onto whoever comes in.
43. Try to make up and sing lyrics for the boring elevator music.
44. Try to start a My-Briefcase-is-better-than-yours contest.
45. Hold a ring and say, "My precious"
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Figure it out if ur that much of a stalker :P 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 4 letters of real name izzle) Shayizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal) Pink Panther 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on) Rhianne Peak 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name) Brina 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soda) Purple Sparkling Duet 7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, and last letter of your mom's middle name) Hirnonta 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(both parents' middle names) Linda John 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (Black and the name of one of your pets) Black Felix 10. Your cow name: (put the first 4 letters of your name in, then moo) Shaymoo 11. Your parrot name: (put the first 2 letters of your name in, then birdy) Shirdy 12. Your fake name: (put the last 3 letters of your last name in, the closest letter of the middle of your middle name, then the first 2 letters of your first name in) Gerash 13. Your poptropica name: (put your favorite color in, then your favorite thing in outerspace that you can see at night) Bluestar 14. Your Pokemon name (Your favorite color then your month of birth . color first name month last name.) Blue September
They say that gun's don't kill people, people kill people. Does that mean that toast doesn't toast toast, toast toasts toast?
Why is it considered necessary to naildown the lid of a coffin?
Why don't we ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why dosen't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
If a person with multiple personalities theatens suicide, is that consisdered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed would milk come out of her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Who put an 'S' in lisp?
What WAS the best thing 'before' sliced bread?
What colour does a smurf turn if you choke it?
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Why are they called "apartments" when they're stuck together?
Do you think that when they ask the Queen for ID she just whips out a dollar coin
Is the chicken crossing the road poultry in motion?
If nothing sticks to teflon then how do they make teflon stick to the pan?
When a clock is hungry does it go back for seconds?
Arson: Not our daughter
Do marathon runners with bad footwear the agony of defeat?
Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell?
Why do you have to click on "start" to stop windows?
If flying is so safe why do they call the airport "the terminal"?
Challenges are what make life interesting; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful
Only I can change my life no one else can do it for me
You cant expect people to look eye to eye with you if you are looking down at them
People don't care how much you know, until they know how much you care
Best friend's are the sisters God forgot to give you
I do it because I can, I can because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn't :P
Never tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon
The power of imagination makes us infinite
It takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but an entire lifetime to forget them.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda
If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHEERIOS!
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!
Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated!
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. No offence guys.
People are like slinkies, basically useless; and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down stairs.
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much
Don't mess with me I've got a stick.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid
You're just jealouse because the voices are talking to me
"I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned."
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!
"Who died and made you Wolf?" (Anyone from the AR universe should get this)
My personal motto, 'If you can't beat them, join them; if you can't join them, kill them; if you can't kill them, blow them all to kingdom come!"
I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.
Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.
You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.
Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide
If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable
There are two kinds of people: those who categorize people and those who dont care. Can you guess which one I am?
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problem.
I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.
You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor
Enjoying the "Great Outdoors" would be better if it were great.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor's cute, screw the fruit!
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. sizzles
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
No Trespassers! Violators will be shot, survivors will be shot again.
Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!
The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Normal people make good pets.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
Where negotiation and diplomacy fail, high explosives substitute nicely.
I didn't say it was your fault, I just said I was going to blame you!
Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!
Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and you LOSE that it's weird.
One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!
Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.
There are two kinds of pedestrians: The quick and the dead.
Yeah! I love wearing straight jackets, too! I get to hug myself!
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
It's funny till someone get's hurt, the it's freakin hilarious!
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Love me or hate me. Personally, I could care less.
Promises mean everything, but once they're broken, "I'm sorry" means nothing.
Joe: Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...
There is no shame in not knowing. The shame lies in not finding out.
BRB, my fish just drowned
I am getting sick and tired of slitting the throats of the people who say I'm a violent psychopath!
OMG! The rain's wet!
Life is a job. Death is the Lord's way of saying, "You're fired." Suicide is human's way of saying, "I quit." Immortality means, "I like my job."
My thermometer is sick! Get the thermometer…oh wait…
Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.
Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the first one.
If your going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty.
I'm not afraid of the dark. I'm afraid of the ninja's that hide in the dark.
And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be?
Somewhere, were depriving a village of it's idiot.
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
"I called your boyfriend gay and then he hit me with his purse."
You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow, bitch.
Beware the flying donkey, falling from the sky. You can choose the way you live my friend but not the way you die!
Don't aggravate me, I'm running out of places to put the body's.
Don't be so humble. Your not that great.
You're a good friend, but if the zombies come, I'm tripping you.
I am in my own little world but it's okay. They know me here.
Can't stand me? Then sit down.
"I really appreciate the pharmaceuticals but you can't keep following me around like a lost puppy" "When's the last time you had sex with a puppy?" Jeremy Gilbert
You have to take the good with the bad, smile when you're sad, love what you've got, and remember what you had. Always forgive, but never forget, learn from your mistakes but never regret. People change, and things go wrong, but just remember: life goes on.
What's this thing you call "normal"? Is it contagious? OMG! Don't touch me! I might catch your "normal"!
For the millionth time! I can't go to Hell, they have a restraining order against me!
I want a man that when I come running up to him with tears streaming down my face, the first thing he says is, "Baby, whose ass do I have to kick?"
This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.
People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.
Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run! Death hates that.
I did not hit you, I just high-fived your face.
Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.
I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.
Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.
You're intoxicated by my very presence.
He gave her twelve roses. Eleven were real and one was fake. He said I'll love you till the last one dies.
Sir, you are like a pin, but without either its head or its point.
A man was completely drunk and stripped all of his clothes off, turning to a woman and yelling. "WHADDAYA THINK OF THAT!" The woman simply raised an eyebrow. "Well...it looks sort of like a dick. Only a lot smaller"
It doesn't matter if I'm right or wrong, I'm still the one with the gun.
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts:
1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms
2) I will not sing "We're Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class
4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss
5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda
6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar
7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy
8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"
9) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
10) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches
12) When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Batmoblie, Robin!"
13) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.
14) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor
15) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental
16) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"
17) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
18) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"
19) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bamf!" every time I apparate.
20) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.
21) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.
22) I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.
23) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.
24) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.
25) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.
26) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.
27) I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the Force".
28) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays.
29) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.
30) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.
31.)I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".
32.)House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
33.) Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever moneymaking concept.
34.)I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.
35.) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.
36.)I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snape's private chambers to watch him sing "I Will Survive in the mirror", as it is disturbing.
37.) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.
38.)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.
39.) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.
40.) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.
41.)The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.
42.)I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets".
43.)When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.
44.)Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.
45.)A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.
46.) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “
47.)I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.
48.). I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.
49.)Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.
50.)Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.
51.)Calling the Ghost-busters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.
52.)I may not have a private army.
53.) I must not substitute chocolate-flavored laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.
54.)Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.
55.)I am not the wicked witch of the west.
56.) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.
57.) I will not melt if water is poured over me.
58.) -Neither will Professor Umbridge.
59.)I shouldn't use Photo-shop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.
60.)I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.
61.) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.
62.) I will not test my Potions assignments by spiking Snape's drink with them.
63.) - Especially not all of them at once.
64.) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts."
65.) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos."
66.)Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.
67.)I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.
68.)When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'.
69.)Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.
70.)The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.
71.)I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
72.)Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of muggle firearms.
73.)Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.
74.)I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.
75.)I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.
76.)I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paint-balling.
77.)I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'.
78.)I will not create a betting pool on that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.
79.)Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka.
80.)Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles.
81.) I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
82.)Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin".
83.)I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape.
84.). - However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.
85.)If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: "The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.
86.) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes.
87.)I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either.
88.)I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron.
89.)I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.
90.)It's not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says All the good looking ones die young with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.
91.)I will not yell "Hey look It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade
92.)I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad bad nightmare about Harry
93.)I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall
94.) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."
95.) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.
96.) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.
97.) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.
98.) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.
99.) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."
100.) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.
101.)I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.
102.) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.
103.) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.
104.) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.
105.) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.
106.) I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.”
107.) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.
108.) I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”.
109.) I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rocks series during Arithmacy exams.
110.) Dumbledore is not Gandalf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.
111.) There is no such thing as the chamber of Double Secret Probation.
112.) My name is not “the Dark Lord Happy-Pants” I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.
113.) Bringing fortune cookies to divination class does not count for extra credit.
114.) I will not douse Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible while wearing it and standing by the fire in the common room.
115.) I will not tell first years they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.
116.) I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.
117.) I will not give Gryffindors pixie sticks.
118.) I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.
119.) A time turner is not a flux capacitator I should therefore not try to install it in a muggle car.
120.) I shall not refer to DADA professors as canaries in a coal mine.
121.) When fighting death-eaters in the annual June good vs. evil fight I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can only be ONE”.
122.) A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become.
123.) It is generally accepted that cats and dragons can not interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the results would be.
124.) 42 is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.S.
125.) I am allowed to have a cat, rat, toad, or an owl. I am not allowed to have reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.
126.) No matter how good an Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
127.) I will not refer to the Defense against the Dark arts professor as Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak
When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.
Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?
Frank taught me it's okay to be different.
Magenta taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks.
Riff Raff taught me that life is hard but you can make it through.
Columbia taught me that not every guy/girl is going to treat me right.
Rocky taught me to love everyone.
Brad taught me how to be 'strong and protective'.
Eddie taught me that 'redneck' is not an insult. Most of the time...
But, most importantly, Janet taught me how to screech like a nut even when you don't need to.
If you agree that RHPS is educational, copy and paste this onto your profile, and add your name to this list; Akane Kuran, Darrien Criss the Domestic, Lunar Sunsets, Queenoftheworldintraining.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
"Life is what happens while your busy making other plans"-John Lennon
"You are free to judge me when you are perfect"-anonymous
Mrs.Lovett taught me that love was never accomplished with lies
Sweeney Todd taught me that life isn't always fair
Johanna Barker taught me that love at first sight is real
Anthony Hope taught me to never go into a strange man's home
Lucy Barker taught me to never give up on the one's we love, no matter how hopeless it may seem
Tobias Ragg taught me that your adopted mom may be just as good as a bilogical one
Adolfo Pirelli taught me to beware of false advertising
Beadle Bamford taught me to not let others walk all over me
Judge Turpin taught me what happens to those who care too much about what a girl looks like
Frodo taught me that you canèt wait for someone else to do the right thing.
Sam taught me to be nice to all creatures, because certain slimy ones can come back and bite you in the ass.
Legolas taught me that foes can be friends if you try.
Aragorn taught me that love is always possible, no matter how impossible it seems.
Gimli taught me not to hold a grudge.
Merry taught me to be brave, even when you're scared shitless.
Pippin taught me to listen to my elders, especially when they tell you not to do something.
Boromir taught me not to put all my energy into something not worth it.
Éowyn taught me that there's always more fish in the sea.
Éomer taught me to never give up on family.
Faramir taught me how to say no to things we think we want.
Smégol taught me to embrace myself for who I am, freaky traits and all.
Denethor taught me to really think about what I say before I say it.
Théoden taught me to fight till the last one standing, even if you're hoplessly outnumbered.
Grima taught me to ease up on the stalker throttle when trying to get someone to like you.
AND, Galadriel taught me that not everything in life is about power.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, sit back, and laugh as the world wonders how you did it
I'm an angel, honest! These horns are to keep the halo straight
You should not be afraid of life. No one comes out alive, anyway
Music is like candy--you throw away the rappers
There is no such thing as normal. If you think you are normal, you are delusional. Which means you are insane, which is the same as crazy and just as good as weird. Yay weird people!
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search for what some may call 'a floor'--a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends, for I may not return alive.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes!
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Tell the truth and run.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
"When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade"
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Don't mess with me I've got a stick
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."
"Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it."
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"
"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."
"I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not."
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Ever had writers block when talking?
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Smile, and the world will smile back at you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.
If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"
"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."
I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... though I'm not so sure about the universe.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
98 of people online don't know the difference between your and you're. If you're (HA) one of the 2 who twitches violently every time somebody uses the wrong form, put this in your profile (ARRRRGGGHHH *is strangling herself*)
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you read in bed until past 3 in the morning, put this on your profile!
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch and American Eagel said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
Interesting and insane laws:
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a 500 dollar fine. (Hmm... I'm not that sure all of the suicide terrorists will be scared off by that.)
It is illegal for horses to eat fire hydrants. (What... the...)
It is illegal to allow a dog to be in a public place without its master on a leash. (Uh...Maybe that should be re-worded...)
It is illegal to allow a pet cat to run loose without a taillight. (Huh...?)
It is illegal to carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock. (At night or during the day? If it's during the day I'm pretty sure a lot of people would be in trouble...)
It is illegal to drive a motor vehicle on city streets unless a man with a lantern is walking ahead of it. (Hehe...Wow)
It is illegal to eat in a place that is on fire. (Yes, because when you see your house on fire you suddenly have a craving to have pot roast.)
It is illegal to purchase an alcoholic beverage after midnight on Sunday, yet one may do so on Monday. (Whaaaa?)
It is illegal to purchase or use Sparklers in the city, yet you can buy fully disassembled automatic machine guns.(Hehe, modern day, gotta love it!)
It is illegal to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. (Is that even possible?)
It is illegal to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. (...?)
It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death. (Really, when did you figure that one out, Einstein?)
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Man: Hi, I think we've had a date once or twice?
Man: Will you go out with me Saturday?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Man: I know how to please a woman.
Percy Jackson Pledge:
The Harry Potter Pledge
I promise to remember Ron
I promise to remember Hermione
I promise to remember James and Lily
I promise to remember Dumbledore
I promise to remember “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good”
I promise to remember Gred and Feorge
I promise to remember Moony
I promise to remember Snape
I promise to remember Narcissa
I promise to remember Tonks
I promise to remember Hedwig
I promise to remember Percy
I promise to practice constant vigilance
I promise to remember Hagrid
I promise to remember Neville
I promise to remember the Golden Trio as a whole
I promise to remember Ginny
I promise to remember Dobby
I promise to remember Luna
I promise to remember Seamus
I promise to remember Draco
I promise to remember Oliver
I promise to remember the Dursleys
I promise to remember Gilderoy Lockhart
I promise to remember J.K. Rowling
Yes I promise that I will
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