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Joined 07-11-11, id: 3065114, Profile Updated: 08-15-13
Author has written 40 stories for Fringe, Castle, Covert Affairs, Mentalist, Warehouse 13, Rizzoli & Isles, King & Maxwell, Haven, Intelligence, and Now You See Me.

Hi, I'm Blue Obsidian Butterfly (previously known as animallvr4eva)

Firstly: THANK-YOU SO MUCH TO THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE REVIEWED ANONYMOUSLY, I REALLY APPRECIATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Secondly: If you have any questions about my stories or want me to update please feel free to contact/badger me on twitter (@enemy_of_fate) or PM me. It encourages me to write and I will update quicker (thats the plan anyway)

Thirdly: Well, I have no idea. I'll stop rambling now...

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The Significance of the Assistant by guineapiggie reviews
A collection of little scenes. Some humour, some more serious tones. Scenes set before, during, and after the movie, mostly Danley obviously, but occasionally including the other horsemen as well. Rated T for language, just to be safe.
Now You See Me - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,816 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 4/2 - [Daniel A., Henley R.]
Expect the Unexpected by ZieraZ117 reviews
"What?" He asked her, voice dripping of disbelief. "Lillian transferred you?" Riley nodded, crossing her fingers together. That wasn't even the hard part. The hardest, most difficult part of this was what she was going to say next. Come on, you can do this Riley...she thought. Riliel
Intelligence - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/5 - Gabriel V., Riley N.
100 Things I know About Annie by ImpulsiveWriter321 reviews
Auggie lists 100 things he knows about Annie - and then expands on them. *Some chapters may be made M* "Don't worry, we'll get it done. Mrs. Anderson." "I like the sound of that." "Me too." And suddenly, my heart was complete.
Covert Affairs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 72,643 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 9/29/2013 - [Annie W., Auggie A.] Danielle B., Joan C.
Lifeline by anyadoll reviews
Just a continuation of Riley and Gabriel's relationship observation made by Mrs. Vaughn. I could continue this, but for now I'm marking it as complete.
Intelligence - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/4 - Gabriel V., Riley N. - Complete
Getting Lucky by Timeloopy reviews
Gabriel is prone to invading Riley's privacy and she finally gets a well-deserved day off. If Gabriel plays his cards right, he might get lucky. Fluff. Rated T for very mild innuendo.
Intelligence - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/1 - Gabriel V., Riley N.
Questions of Science by guineapiggie reviews
"Daniel always had a plan. And a backup plan. And a plan in case the backup plan failed. Except of course when it came to Henley Reeves. [...] The rose caught his eye and he slowed down his steps, smiling when a very short, but significant memory came rushing back to him. Perhaps the time had come to make up for a thing or two."
Now You See Me - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7 - [Daniel A., Henley R.] Merritt M., Jack W. - Complete
Here We Are Found by heywilma reviews
They're not the strangest of families, but it's close.
Now You See Me - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/29 - Daniel A., Merritt M., Henley R., Jack W. - Complete
Little Green Monster by HannahbananaJane reviews
He wasn't the jealous type. But maybe, just this once, he was. Gabriel/Riley
Intelligence - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/19 - Complete
All Too Easy by ValandMarcelle reviews
Henley Reeves is worried. And it's not something she's used to. (Henley/Jack friendship with hints of Danley) Written by Marcelle
Now You See Me - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 1/8 - Henley R., Jack W., Daniel A., Merritt M.
brilliant shades of red by quorra laraex reviews
For some stupidly odd reason, he doesn't understand why he can't take his eyes off her lips. — Daniel/Henley
Now You See Me - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Daniel A., Henley R. - Complete
Those Meddling Newbies by mischief-manager00 reviews
Beckett is assigned to train newbies. But one decides to get her and Castle together. With Lanie and the boys help of course. Mass chaos and devious plans ensue!
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,528 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Kate B., Rick C.
Four-Legged Adventures by The Little Monster 1024 reviews
The now married Castle and Beckett decide to add another addition to their little family. Of course, this addition sheds, drools, and hogs the bed at night.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Rick C., Kate B.
Doing Someone In by Khiori reviews
Maura knows ways-cake, chocolate, and Dr. Pike.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/5/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles, Bass I. - Complete
50 Ways to kill Hannah Burley by DARWIN51 reviews
Love Brennan and Booth? Hate Hannah Burley? Read on.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 10,623 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Hannah B.
For Your Protection by pjrbcb reviews
"Normal people wrap their gifts, Castle. Then their girlfriends don't have to stand in the middle of the living room for ten minutes with their eyes closed."
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Rules by S J Smith-Evil Little Dog reviews
There are rules for dating a coworker – don't. Post-series three finale.
Covert Affairs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Annie W., Auggie A. - Complete
Laundry by you'vegotthis reviews
Sexy housework. Go figure. Rated T not M.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Complete
Distractions by willynilly23 reviews
Silly little bit of fluff. Set about a month after episode 3X16
Covert Affairs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Annie W., Auggie A. - Complete
One to Grow On by writerglyphics reviews
A lesson learned.
Castle - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Complete
Irrational Fears by willynilly23 reviews
Silly little one shot, set post "kiss"
Covert Affairs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Annie W., Auggie A. - Complete
Are They Playing Our Song? by RandomDarkness reviews
Short one-shot of Auggie's and Annie's reaction after she is almost smothered in the hospital.
Covert Affairs - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Annie W., Auggie A. - Complete
Kiss Goodnight by Celeste.J.Evans reviews
A one-shot set in early Season 5 (before their secret comes out). There's only one thing that will make her day better...
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
PS by Extraordinarily Extraordinary reviews
When Kate gets shot on the job, she quits and disappears without a phone number or any means of communication. A year later, she returns and calls up the one person she could always count on, surprised to see that he still feels the same way about her.
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Party In Fringe Today by nerdgirl24 reviews
Just a little fun I had while dealing with the angst of waiting for Friday. A funny parody to "Party In The USA" by Miley Cyrus
Fringe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/2/2012
A Warehouse Night's Dream by lillekat reviews
The gang become part of Shakespeare's comedy, courtesy of a tricksy artefact.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Pete L., Myka B. - Complete
Pete! by Heavensdarkrosechild reviews
Need a lift? This is all cute fluff! Read it and your day may just improve. Anybody else think about the ferret?
Warehouse 13 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,098 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Myka B., Pete L.
These Boots Were Made For Talking by Natalie Elizabeth reviews
If Beckett's boots could talk. What would they say, and would she listen ?
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
The Shirt Off His Back by PinkElephant5 reviews
SPOILERS for 5x01 promo. Since the coffee maker is not in his bedroom, she needs a shirt. So here she is, standing in his enormous closet, shuffling through the options and having a surprisingly hard time deciding what to wear. A random little one-shot based on a trivial detail.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Good morning my heart by Celeste.J.Evans reviews
Kate has a crappy day but where's Rick to cheer her up? Set probably around January 2013 though the date doesn't really matter. Just know that this is fluffy. Very, very fluffy!
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Nosepoke! by kay-becks reviews
"Mother, I'm not poking through her underwear drawer, I'm investigating her mother's case." Oh dear, Castle just CAN'T keep his nose out of Kate's business, can he?
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Rick C., Kate B.
Money can't buy my love by kimmiesjoy reviews
...but it can purchase a few of my kisses.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,661 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Face The Heat by Stephensmat reviews
Castle really should have learned his lesson about giving press interviews by now. They always end with him trying to hide from Beckett.
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,196 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Caskett by scripting life reviews
Life imitates art imitating life? Eh, it's all way too meta. Oneshot.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Suspicious by champagne-and-razor-blades reviews
A funny, fluffy little one-shot set in an AU season four. Castle and Beckett making out in the bullpen while Ryan and Esposito feel awkward? You know you want to read it.
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Kate B., Rick C.
The Beckett Clones by LittleLizzieZentara reviews
Princess Iya of the planet Amour is not happy that Castle and Beckett STILL haven't admitted their feeling for each other. Her mother, Queen Mam-Biki, has decided to force the issue. Potential spoilers for all episodes.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,525 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
A Lovely Little Distraction by aslycsi1315 reviews
Over the course of a summer, teammates Morgan, Prentiss, Garcia, and JJ, begin to use iM as a way to deal with the stress of the work. However, they run into problems when Hotch believes it to be a distraction…..
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,769 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - E. Prentiss, D. Morgan - Complete
Frame by sunnywinterclouds reviews
Haven't found a funny Fringe fanfic in a while, so I wrote this. Possibly the most fun I've had in my life. Pure crack, insane Peter! Click it, you know you want to. T for language. *COMPLETE*
Fringe - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,371 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Peter B., Olivia D. - Complete
Santa Castle by LittleLizzieZentara reviews
Secret Santa 2011 story for animallvr4eva
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,289 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Out of the Way, Josh! by spicegirl324 reviews
Rules inside. Pro-Caskett and anti-Josh/Kate. Related 2 my oneshot Who Do You Think You Are. Rated T, may change to M based on content.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Kate B., Rick C.
Ways by always-cherries reviews
Ways to annoy characters/ Ways to make them fall in love with you etc. First up: 20 ways to annoy Kate Beckett. Please Read and Review :
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Kate B., Rick C.
Karaoke, DPD style! by Princess Shido reviews
With only a few strands of gray threaded through his dark hair, he looked the same as when they first met.
Covert Affairs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 27,512 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Complete
The Failures of the BAU team! by Longbourn22 reviews
Jack and Hotch 'baby-sat' Emily's pet. Something happened. Then, later, Hotch learned that he was not the only one 'baby-sat' Zhuzhu. Whole team involvement.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/18/2011 - E. Prentiss - Complete
Life on Mars by Doctor Wolfie reviews
"Kaylee, would you mind explaining how exactly she came to be on my ship?" One-shot.
Crossover - Firefly & Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Mal, Kate B. - Complete
Auggie's Caffeine Addiction by kiwibrazilian89 reviews
She dared to drink coffee in his office and not share any. Annie Walker was going to be the death of him one of these days. *Oneshot*
Covert Affairs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Auggie A., Annie W. - Complete
Revenge Week! by Princess Shido reviews
Sequel to Prank Week. Can Auggie handle what Annie dishes out for Revenge Week?
Covert Affairs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Annie W., Auggie A. - Complete
Prank Week by Princess Shido reviews
Its Prank Week at the DPD, and Auggie is the Prank King.
Covert Affairs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Annie W., Auggie A. - Complete
The Shrew by LizzieMorewolfe reviews
Castle really should have kept his mouth shut.
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
The Kingdom of the CBI by Iloveplotbunnies reviews
Lisbon's sick, Rigsby's been hypnotized and Jane's a dragon? Crack!fic prompted by watchyouwalk.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Cyberspace by Holz9364 reviews
Van Pelt accidentally tells Jane that Lisbon has facebook, Jane adds Lisbon & annoys the crap out of her, the result includes a stapler & stitches. Jisbon & hinted Grigsby. I added a 2nd chapter :D
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,243 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Beauty Of Staples by mindspsychoaddict reviews
Morgan gets bored and flicks staples at Emily. Emily gets mad. Part of a challenge I have with CrystalIceLover. My pairing was Emily and Morgan and my item was a stapler.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2011 - D. Morgan, E. Prentiss - Complete
Anything But Typical by By the Sounding Sea reviews
Mary and Marshall get into a very trivial argument about corn chips. I think it's kind of funny. Rated T because it's Mary.
In Plain Sight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Mary S., Marshall M. - Complete
Not a morning person by HannaK108 reviews
Olivia Dunham is not a morning person, not even when waking up next to Peter Bishop. My take on the morning after. Pure Polivia fluff. Why? Because Peter and Olivia deserve some happy and fluffy scenes.
Fringe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Olivia D., Peter B. - Complete
Fearless by LostinOblivion reviews
What could cause the fearless Emily Prentiss to be instantly seized with irrational panic? Mostly Prentiss, but with some Morgan/Prentiss friendship.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/5/2011 - E. Prentiss, D. Morgan - Complete
Bed Hog by TeylaFan reviews
A tag to 6B, takes place just after the episode. Peter/Olivia pairing, naturally. A little fluffy...
Fringe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Peter B., Olivia D. - Complete
On The Side Lines by Ducky2196 reviews
Peter has a girlfriend and Liv isn't happy but when a case threatens them all will Olivia and Peter live to share their feelings? and what will happen to Peter's girlfriend? I'm obsessed with the occult so supernatural theme, powers...eventual P/O
Fringe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,147 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Peter B., Olivia D. - Complete
12 Days by Wraith Ink-Slinger reviews
The 12 Days of Criminal Minds. A oneshot every day until Christmas. Happy Holidays, everyone!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,478 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Complete
Converting the Scrooges by youdude reviews
The team is sorely lacking in Christmas spirit, but fortunately for them, this Christmas may just bring with it a little fun and romance...Morgan/Prentiss. Two-shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 12/13/2010 - D. Morgan, E. Prentiss - Complete
Of Funerals and Goldfish by EmmaBerlin reviews
All he had to do was feed her pet. Little did he know what would happen if he decided he wanted to help out with everything else... Written for the Chit Chat Challenge # 4! Morgan, Prentiss and the team's good advice :
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,351 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - D. Morgan, E. Prentiss - Complete
Beating Around the Bush by the.clairvoyance reviews
"Fine, whatever. Hey, I think I've seen this tree before. Oh yeah, it looks exactly like the other thousand or so trees that are in this Godforsaken forest!" Spoilers for 6x09.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/16/2010 - D. Morgan, E. Prentiss - Complete
Princess Prentiss and the Packet of Pastilles by Monkeywand reviews
Emily's lost her pastilles, then Reid shows up. Will he share? It's up to Morgan to ensure Emily gets her fruit pastilles. One-shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/11/2010 - E. Prentiss - Complete
Anthony DiNozzo's Guide to being Annoying by solongandthanksforallthefish reviews
Tony most deffinetly holds the title for most annoying NCIS Agent, so If you have ever wanted to annoy your friends or co-workers,Anthony DiNozzo's Guide to being Annoying might just be able to help you.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,289 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
Why did the chicken cross the road? Criminal Minds by Haiza Tyri reviews
Criminal Minds characters answer the age-old question
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/18/2010
Dog Day by crazylittleelf reviews
For AU Bingo. Olivia's a werewolf. Yeah, IDK either.
Fringe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Olivia D., Peter B. - Complete
Five Times Pete and Myka by IronyRocks reviews
Pete/Myka. Four Times Pete and Myka Lied, and One Time the Truth Came Out
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,512 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Myka B., Pete L. - Complete
Profilers at Play by LostinOblivion reviews
Three days of paperwork leads to antics from two very bored, restless profilers. And, a highly amused tech analyst.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2010 - D. Morgan, E. Prentiss - Complete
PostIt Notes by Heavensdarkrosechild reviews
Hmmm let's mix some crazy objects and see what we get in this wacky one shot. Funny fluffyness to chase away the darkness.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Myka B., Pete L. - Complete
Duel Partnership by BuJyo reviews
Good intentions aside, you always hurt the ones you love! A give and take of a different kind...and neither are left unscathed.
In Plain Sight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,259 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Mary S., Marshall M. - Complete
Early Morning Pranks by Chispea reviews
Pete pulled one too many pranks on Myka and Claudia, so now they intend to dethrone the self-proclaimed "prank king." No pairings, no spoilers except that Claudia is there . Story inspired by the upcoming April Fool's Day.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Pete L., Myka B. - Complete
The Problem with Purple PolkaDotted Frogs by Kathryn0505 reviews
Pete is scared out of his mind when he finds a frog in the kitchen. Myka and Claudia try to help and hilarity ensues.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Myka B., Pete L. - Complete
Literary Justice by BroodyCheery323 reviews
Follow up to my one-shot, 'Questionable Reading' Stefan is leaving for the weekend and in order to keep Damon occupied he gets him...Twilight? What will Damon do?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Stefan S., Damon S. - Complete
Office Party by SageK reviews
Entry 36 in drabble challenge
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2009 - N. Cutter, Claudia B. - Complete
Happy Birthday by The Last Letter reviews
It's Beckett's birthday and Castle breaks into her apartment to be the first one to wish her a happy birthday.
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Damon's Boredom by ShockValueAuthor reviews
Stefan still has Damon's ring. What to do while he cooped up in the house?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Damon S., Stefan S. - Complete
Questionable Reading by BroodyCheery323 reviews
Damon's bored so he reads a book he found in Stefan's room. He's not impressed. Damon;Minor Stefan, OOC
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Damon S., Stefan S. - Complete
Spoons by elevenhurricanes reviews
A two-shot about Myka's favorite genre of music, Pete's opinion about it, and a simple peace offering in the end. "'What’s wrong with my music' 'It sounds like spoons having sex.' 'It does not'."
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Pete L., Myka B. - Complete
Marshall Mann's Guide to Exotic Animals by Saori Runa Dempsey reviews
The fruits of a very bored writer who watches Eps 1-4 over and over again non-stop. Marshall X Mary. Ch 7: "Motherhood is a beautiful thing. Nothing is greater then watching a mother with her children...or their fierce ability to protect them."
In Plain Sight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,260 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Marshall M., Mary S. - Complete
Patrick Jane the Hyperactive Squirrel! by Holz9364 reviews
Its all in the title! Jane is hyper and Lisbon can only take so much! Jisbon! This is my first Mentalist fic so its probably totally out of character! So if you think it is just tell me :
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Wascally Wabbit by pen.paper.green.day reviews
Three drabble/ficlet/thingies inspired by boredom and the FBI Bunny from Mary's dream. OOC, and idiotic. Anyway, I don't own anything.
In Plain Sight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Marshall M., Mary S. - Complete
Espresso by MichyGeary reviews
Castle/Beckett. Office bickering. Semi-spoilers: 1x04. This quick 100-word fic started with prose but I felt it worked better as quote-only. Written for the first castle fic challenge @LJ, "Sweet." Please read/review!
Castle - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Ten Commandments by GorimJr reviews
Peter writes up ten rules that he KNOWS he has the rights to. Come on now, who's not curious? If you like it, I'll write the follow up of it. All you need to do is review and say you want it to be continued.
Fringe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Peter B.
Two Line Vocabulary by AiyanaStone reviews
A little game in the BAU. Two line vocabulary, Criminal Minds style!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
A Guide to Dating a Professor by Pandora of Ithilien reviews
Turnabout is fair play, after all."
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Claudia B., N. Cutter - Complete
A Guide to Dating a Civil Servant by Pandora of Ithilien reviews
Nick answers an e-mail.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/26/2008 - N. Cutter, Claudia B. - Complete
Inquisition by bertie456 reviews
[CBPC September] Why did the chicken cross the road?
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,714 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
X-Files Christmas Songs by Dana Scully Mulder reviews
Just some parodies of Christmas songs. M/S
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/16/2001
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Cute reviews
A short little drabble of the Four Horseman and some down-time. It involves a game of Cut the Rope and some unusual behavior from one of the four. Hopefully it will make you smile.
Now You See Me - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20 - Henley R., Jack W., Merritt M., Daniel A. - Complete
Crush reviews
He realised she had him and there was no easy way out of this. Her eyes bore into his but the look slowly softened and he felt himself being slowly sucked in. Her breath was warm on his lips as the distance between them seemed to disappear as she slowly leaned in. A friendly (if slightly competitive) game of Candy Crush turns into something more for Riliel.
Intelligence - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20 - Riley N., Gabriel V. - Complete
Distractions reviews
I have decided to make this into a series of drabbles and one-shots about Riliel. Most will be funny with a little romance thrown in. Number 7: "I like you far more than I should" her brows furrowed in confusion as her eyes tore through him, demanding an answer to her unasked question. *IMPORTANT NOTE*
Intelligence - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,161 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 1/8
Penetrating Darkness reviews
Annie vanishes during an extraction and when the CIA start searching for her strange things start to come to light. Nothing is as it seems and they are racing against the clock to get her back safely but with dead ends around every corner how are they going to find her? And even if they do will she still be the same person she was?
Covert Affairs - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,117 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Annie W., Auggie A.
Tales Of Meeting and Office Supplies reviews
Our two favourite ladies are stuck in what we all dread: a boring meeting. How will they amuse themselves?
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Falling For You reviews
Just a cute little scene between our two lovebirds set in season one.
Haven - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Audrey P., Nathan W. - Complete
Friendly Gestures reviews
Just a cute little drabble between Annie and Auggie
Covert Affairs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Annie W., Auggie A. - Complete
Friendship Set on Fire reviews
His deep brown eyes stared into the depths of her sparkling blue ones as his hand instinctively rested on her cheek. She leaned into the touch, her eyelids fluttering shut for a moment before they opened again to meet his eyes.
King & Maxwell - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Complete
Shifting Emotions reviews
She looked directly into his eyes as she said her next words, making sure he could see the meaning behind her eyes, the subtext that they had both been denying for so long now, so long that it hurt. A tag to the season final.
King & Maxwell - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Complete
Small Moments reviews
Sean didn't like to wear ties but he liked the way it felt when she did it up for him, her fingers brushing his neck sending tingles through his skin.
King & Maxwell - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Complete
The Simple Life reviews
A series of drabbles based around everyones two favourite Rizzles pets. Most will be unrelated but some may be connected. 1: Companionship
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Jo Friday, Bass I.
Pink Tea reviews
Jane has a new blend of tea that is... slightly different to his usual tastes. How does the team react to this new blend?
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Patrick J. - Complete
A Drabble a Day reviews
...Because the new season is so far away. These will range in genres but will generally be centered around humor and banter with some romance mixed in. Rating for whatever might come up but most will be K. Would love to get some new readers :) (And thank-you to those who are following these, your awesome) Reached 50th chapter, YAY! :) 67. Shopping Trip
Covert Affairs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 67 - Words: 33,544 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Annie W., Auggie A.
Operation Coffee reviews
Auggie has finally decided that he wants to be with Annie but how is he going to get her to date him?
Covert Affairs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,791 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Annie W., Auggie A. - Complete
Breaking and Entering reviews
A mission conversation between Annie and Auggie but what's going on?
Covert Affairs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Annie W., Auggie A. - Complete
Choices
Lives are at stake, including Castle's and Beckett has to make a difficult decision that will effect the lives of many forever.
Castle - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Drugged Up reviews
Castle on LSD, what could possibly go wrong?
Castle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Kate B., Rick C.
Fuzz reviews
"Auggie, it's a piece of fuzz, if it were going to kill us I think that it would have done so by now" "This is no laughing matter" Just a short scene between Annie and Auggie regarding something he unexpectedly found on his kitchen floor.
Covert Affairs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Auggie A., Annie W. - Complete
Coffee Stained Pages reviews
A short drabble describing the wonderful relationship that is Caskett.
Castle - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Longing Glances reviews
Just a short Polivia drabble set during season 1.
Fringe - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Peter B., Olivia D. - Complete
Friendship Set Ablaze in the Dark reviews
Auggie gets shot and almost dies, causing Annie to admit her feelings. Who will he choose; her or Parker. Feelings come to light, hopes are dashed and worst nightmares are realized. What will happen? Rating for horror themes
Covert Affairs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Annie W., Auggie A. - Complete
Trust and Lost Love
A reflection of Myka set early in the first season. Kind of a character study.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Myka B. - Complete
Worries at WalMart reviews
How much trouble could Castle possibly get up to in a department store?
Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Rick C. - Complete
Auggie reviews
Annie's feelings towards Auggie in the form of a reflection and a poem.
Covert Affairs - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Annie W. - Complete
The Space Between reviews
Peter has a dream about what it will be like in the machine.
Fringe - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Peter B. - Complete
Annie reviews
Auggie's musings of the first time he met Annie.
Covert Affairs - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Auggie A., Annie W. - Complete
Blind reviews
This is just a short poem about the season final and new season. My first poem.
Covert Affairs - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Auggie A., Annie W. - Complete
Perfect reviews
Just a short conversation between Peter and Olivia.
Fringe - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Olivia D., Peter B. - Complete
Computer Issues reviews
Jane has found out a secret of Lisbon's but what is it?
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Tree Troubles reviews
Castle was chased up a tree by a dog while confronting a suspect. How was he going to explain this one? And, more importantly, how was he going to get down?
Castle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Rick C. - Complete
Coffee Troubles reviews
Castle wanted to know if Beckett could tell the difference between her normal coffee and decaf but no-one messes with Beckett's coffee.
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Easter Bunny Madness reviews
Walter loves Easter and the chocolate that comes with it so when Peter tells him that there is no Easter bunny Walter decides to do something about it...
Fringe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Walter B., Peter B. - Complete
Swimming Disaster reviews
Castle found out that Beckett swims laps so he decides to try and impress her but can Castle swim...
Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Making Up To Lisbon reviews
Jane pulls one of his plans but this one makes Lisbon really mad but why and how will Jane make it up to her?
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Water Balloons reviews
Jai gets bored while Joan isn't around and decides to have some fun...
Covert Affairs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Jai W. - Complete
Rules Of Being Around Walter reviews
A set of rules set by the Fringe team for people new to Walter. Spoiler warning.
Fringe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Walter B. - Complete
Katie reviews
No one ever calls Beckett 'Katie' and there is a good reason for that. They value their lives but what happens when Castle tries it?
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
IceSkating Mishaps reviews
What happens when Castle takes everyone ice-skating for Christmas? He makes a fool out of himself! Secret Santa present for Undoltx13, enjoy.
Castle - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Rick C. - Complete
Waking the Tiger reviews
Castle tries to wake Beckett. He ends up getting knocked on the floor and is baffled to find himself looking at a sleeping Kate Beckett. There is a reason you should let a tiger or Beckett sleep.
Castle - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
12 Days of the case reviews
12 days of Christmas, Beckett style. Disclaimer: I do not own anything.
Castle - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Kate B. - Complete