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Joined 07-12-11, id: 3065812, Profile Updated: 01-22-14
Author has written 26 stories for Kane Chronicles, Thor, Poison, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Halloween, A Nightmare on Elm Street, 13 Ghosts, and Friday the 13th.

Hey people! Sorry, this profile is probably going to be a little bit dull for a while but i shall try my hardest to make it fun!

Ah, follow my tumblr at: madara-dancing-queen.tumblr.com

By the way, Big Kane Chronicles fan. Also Superwholock, Anime, and Homestuck.

Favorite Kane Chronicle characters (in order)

1. Set

2. Nephthys

3.Anubis

4.Sadie

5.Isis

6.Carter

7.Walt

8.Jas

9.Zia

10.Horus (he is so full of himself!)

Okay then, I should tell you people a little bit about me. I love to play sports, and to play games.

my favourite sport

my karate classes, all the way.

My favorite books

the Kane Chronicals, Harry Potter, Eon, Percy Jackson series, Sisters Grimm, and the Nightworld saga.

Anything else:

Ah, Tumblr, School (meh), Hanging with friends, I enjoy watching anime and playing video games, and being the sloth I am.

Mental Hospital Phone Menu

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Hospital .

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2
for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you
want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be
forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little
voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which
number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the
beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have
short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss,
press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our
operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn
on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just
mess it up.

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okay then, my favorite fantasy creature: Leviathan.

favorite creature: Jackal!!!

Favorite saying: No shit Sherlock (pardon the language)

Favourite h-po saying: " AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!!"- said by Lord Voldemort multiple times.

So, tell me people looking at this profile, do anything interesting? Eh? Please tell me if you have!

Also, I promise to update again.

About 6 years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge the police were called. They went down and brought up 17 year old Carmen Winstead's body, her neck broke hitting the ladder, then side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

They hurt her.

Favorite Thor CHARACTERS (IN ORDER):

1. LOKI! he is totally epic. And kind of misunderstood.

2. Darcy! You gotta love the taser gun!

3.Eric! I thought it was funny when he got drunk.

4. Jane! She is really nice.

5. Laufey! Even though he is a tall and imposing frost giant, the guys pretty cool.

I just realized something. I never really described myself. Well, I have short cut blonde hair. I have fair skin and full features. I also have blueish-green eyes. I'm 14, and in high school.

I am a lazy, procrastinating, and totally honest chick.

And I am quiet a fun friend to have around. But I will NOT tolerate meanness.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST'NT be a virgin
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm a MORON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have Asian best friends so I MUST think I'm Asian
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be bossy.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a lawyer.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic nerd.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love colorguard/marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac

Not to offend anyone. Only for fun.

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

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Repopulating by DarkMage6 reviews
Mandated marriages have been proclaimed for all Captains and Lieutenants! Follow each as they find their 'true love'. WARNING: CRUELTY CAN BE INVOLVED WITH SOME CHARACTERS, SEX SCENES WITHIN EVERY STORY. Current story: Mayuri Kurotsuchi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,761 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Mayuri K.
Dear Bleach Fanfiction Authors by Sariniste reviews
Humorous short letters to Bleach fanfiction authors: what the characters would say in response to common fanfic clichés. Canon universe, mostly. No non-canon pairings. Drabble series. Plus, how to improve your writing in ten easy lessons from the Shinigami Women's and Men's Associations.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 90 - Words: 52,976 - Reviews: 4888 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Ichigo K.
Damn this voodoo! by doggydeath reviews
Four girls see nothing but trouble when they move into an abandoned farm, little did they expect that by reading one piece of paper would summon four of history's worse horror characters. Chaos erupts when Jason,Freddy,Grudge and Hannibal get view
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,463 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Freddy K. - Complete
My Commentary of Imma Wiserd by LovelyHeartOfJoy reviews
This is my commentary to the worst fanfic ever posted. Enjoy! Wait...I don't think you can enjoy this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 17,385 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011
The Party on Elm street by SixxySixx1313 reviews
Happy Halloween boys and ghouls I welcome you to the Halloween party at 1428 Elm street!Find out what happens when all the slashers and horror monsters come together for a Halloween bash! featuring my OC, Satana Voorhees and the three heroes of horror!
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Complete
Olympian and Egyptian Gods by Annila reviews
A thunderstorm is on the rage. Of course Zeus is behind the thunderstorm. What made Zeus so mad? Is it true that Horus angered the king of the gods? Are they really going to war? As usual, the demigods and hosts of the gods are sucked into this chaos.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,108 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011
Mendacity by labyrinthinemelange reviews
Another Asgardian has fallen to Earth, leaving Jane hopeful of Thor's return. But her hopes are dashed when the visitor is revealed to be someone else entirely: Loki. In-character, canon excepting post-credits scene.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,468 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Redeeming Light by Cryssy-miu reviews
Inner peace cannot be achieved on your own. Epilogue: This is the LAST chapter of "Redeeming Light" - so I expect every one that reads it to review! Else..you're just mean! Anyways, now living at the Jade Palace, Shen STILL has some loose ends to tie up.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,391 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Shen - Complete
Horror Movie Survival by LycaSmith reviews
Rules to surviving a horror movie
Friday the 13th - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Complete
Extermination by White Trenchcoat reviews
Spoilers for second film. Hearing a worrying prophecy, the young Lord Shen sets out to change his destiny, and destroy a village of pandas. However, it won't be that easy . Focus: Shen, Wolf Boss, Po's Father/Mother. No slash. T for descriptive violence.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,736 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Po's Father, Shen - Complete
Ra's Saviour by TheGirlInTheMentalHospital reviews
He was my dear friend; my grandfather, my teacher, my saviour, my lord. He was my world. Ra's saviour...some saviour I turned out to be... -Set and Ra friendship. Set x Nephthys.-
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Set - Complete
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Through the eyes of an Insane Man reviews
Why, why do I fight her? Because. Becasue why? She needs you, like you need her. Oh... Apophis thinks on his golden eyed punisher as he spends time locked down with her. Apophis and Bast, first time with this couple. Rated T, because of potential hintations of stuff in here. Update!: 4 chapters in total. Chapter 4 will be a conclusion chapter.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,496 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Bast, Apophis
Ask me anything you like reviews
The gods and Kane's have consented to answering the questions the fellow fans have to ask them. But they can only be characters in the books, understand? Good. So , start asking!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 66,761 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 11/11/2011
The Good, the Bad, and the flat out Ugly reviews
Even after the defeat of Apophis, Sadie and Carter just can't seem to get a break. Now they're forced to deal with issues from romance problems to forgotten enemies, that might just be as bad as Apophis. It honestly varies. Told mainly from Sadie's point of view, though other characters POV's will be added. Read and review, or you'll find Apophis under your bed tonight XD
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Sadie K., Carter K.
The Game reviews
Okay, so i took the idea for this story from a book called forbidden game, but put the kane chronicals characters in it instead of the books characters. So, enjoy!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,667 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011
Frozen tears reviews
Nephthys sings a song when she thinks she's alone. Little does she know the whole palace is listening,but three specific people are listening the closest.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2012
Forgiven reviews
Nephthys and Anubis one shot. Need I say more?
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Anubis, Nephthys - Complete
Lockdown reviews
I have little tolerance for stuff. I am fully admitting to that, no denying anything. So you can expect me to get ticked off when on the battlefield my general just ACCIDENTLY gets a sword through the head. Oops.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Set, Nephthys
Flames reviews
He caused it, and each day he regretted it. It plagued him, what happened, and who he lost. One shot featuring Apophis. Apophis/OC. Rated T for death and details.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Complete
Dennis's day with the Black Zodiac reviews
Babysitting, crazy people, Barbie band aids, whining ghosts, self help books and Ryan's odd request. Yep, just another day at the Kriticos house.
13 Ghosts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/12/2012
Paranormal, Kane style! reviews
Your favorite godly characters watch paranormal activity, but don't think it scary. Can Sadie, Carter, And a Friend fix that?
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Sadie K., Carter K.
Why us? reviews
So, I was wondering what would happen if the gods had a spell put on them that made them repeat the worst years of there lives? yep, the childhood and teenage years my friends. This is my first story, like, ever. So don't go so hard on me.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,156 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Set, Nephthys
Watchers reviews
It started with a bet, and turned into something far more terrifying. Contains mentions of other horror characters. Rated T for swearing and future blood & gore. First chapter up! R&R please!
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Freddy K.
The Sorry Week reviews
Everyone has 1 week to apologize to those they hurt for what they have done before the war begins. Please, i'm begging you, read and enjoy. And review.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011
The Contract of BDN reviews
Your 2 least favorite villains have signed a contract of a mysterious B.D.N, or The Master. Now follow them as they try to understand the consequences of there actions, and how the gods and our favorite heroes try to stop/help them. ENJOY IT AND REVIEW!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011
Revolution reviews
A revolution has sparked up against the Antagonists after they were reveled to the public. Who will die in this revolution? Who will survive? What will happen, and when will it stop? Contains mentions of other villains. Rated T for Freddy's language.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Freddy K.
New century? reviews
Poison, Peppercorn, Bram, and Anderson have successfully escaped from Pharie and arrived in the realm of man. But the realm is not how they remembered. How will they cope with technology? What is in this 'Coffee? and what about Aelthar?
Poison - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011
Going out with a Boom, not a Sizzle reviews
This is my take on the FINAL battle with Apophis. Rated T for violence and gore. Not appropriated for children under 7. Unless your sick minded. Then at that point go right ahead! Enjoy! Sincerely, Mentalasylumpatient13.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Sadie K., Carter K.
Heart of stone reviews
All things start innocent. As they grow, they learn, they suffer, and they experience pain. The hurt they feel is what draws the wicked out of them and destroys the good.So if all things start good, what caused Apophis to become evil?
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2012
Inspirational Villains reviews
I didn't really know whereto put this, so i put it in my favorite horror movies fan fiction archive. It consists of as many horror movie villains I could get, including Michael Myers. So, enjoy it and don't think of doing the things these guys did.
Halloween - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Complete
Little Brother reviews
Thor's thoughts as Loki fell. Also what I think happened after, when they had to break the news to everyone. Please enjoy.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Ketchup vs Mustered reviews
Lol Food fight. IDEA WAS NOT STOLEN FROM ANYONE I SWEAR! IT HAS BEEN IN MY HEAD FOR 3 MONTHS!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Nephthys, Set - Complete
Memoirs reviews
The gods remember the funny memories that happened in the palace. ONE SHOT! :
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Complete
A surprise birthday present reviews
It's Apophis's birthday and he is bored. Can't blame him, being locked in a prison for so long.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Complete
Soulmate reviews
A sanubis songfic based on the song Soulmate by Natasha Bedingfield. Enjoy
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Anubis, Sadie K. - Complete
I'm missing you reviews
This is a geb-nut songfic. Based on the song 'I'm missing you' by Meja. Enjoy!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Geb, Nut - Complete
When you're gone reviews
This is a sephthys songfic, based on the song When you're gone by Avril Lavigne
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Nephthys, Set - Complete
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