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Joined 07-12-11, id: 3065896, Profile Updated: 11-29-11
Author has written 3 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Homestuck.

Kesesese...well im back ^_^... and i went to hawaii instead of califonia kesesesese

my name is Ari but i mainly go by Prussia from hetalia.

Its cool cause im actually Prussian...well Prussian-Italian but hell if i dont love my prussian haratiage!

im 18 years old and im currently in a relationship with my Canada. Whom i love with all my awesomeness!

Since i am Prussian and i love my dear Canadain i ship PruCan and love it dearly. i also plan on shipping Spamano soon in another story i plan on writing.

But for now if you like PruCan let me know what you think of my story Free from one hell and into another.

1.Bad Touch Trio26 up, 2 down

a trio consisting of a Prussian, French and Spaniard touching others in an inappropriate way

OMG! It's the Bad Touch Trio!" "OMG! They're so hot! But cover your vitals!

Favorites


Food:
wurst or pasta ^_^

Pizza:
hawian (ham and pineapple)

Ice Cream Flavor:
vanilla

Drink:
(looks around) german *cough* beer*cough* um mountian dew

Number:
13

Color:
I have 3 Prussian blue, Crimson red, and Midnight black

Animal:
Again I have 3 Wolf, Dragon, and phinoex!

TV Show:

Hetalia!!!!

Band/Singer:
Five finger death punch, papa roach, fly leaf, kings of leon..three days grace!

Movie:
hetalia:paint it white!

Sport:
Football and hockey

Season:
Fall


This or That

Pepsi or Coke:
Both are gross ...nither

McDonald's or Burger King:
McDonald's

Chocolate or Vanilla:
Vanilla

Coffee or Tea:
Coffee!!!

Day or Night:
Night

Love or Money:
Love

Hug or Kiss:
Hug/kiss...both


Can You...

Dance:
nope...unless its raving

Sing:
love singing.

Drive:
Yes

Cook:
Yes

Sew:
nope

Speak Another Language:
Japanese,German! what else could you need?

Touch Your Nose With Your Tongue:
nope

Curl Your Tongue:
Yeah

Whistle:
Yeah


Have You Ever...

Been Drunk:
once...my moms 40th birthday party

Been Stoned/High:
No

Flashed:
NEIN!!!

Eaten Sushi:
Yes it's is the food of the gods

Eaten Squid:
no

Been In Love:
Ja right now with my Canada.

Skipped School:
Kesesese im a prussia what do you think ;D

Stolen Something:
suprisingly nein

Cried Yourself To Sleep:
...Ja...


pairings i love are:

prucan...(duh)

rusina

gertalia

spamano

poliet

UsUk

and way to many more..

If you are a yaoi fangirl, copy this onto your profile.

If you are a Prussia/Canada fan, copy and paste this onto profile.

If you are a Denmark/Norway fan, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a Germany/Italy fan, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are an America/England fan, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe that England is ALWAYS uke with America, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you support the "Germany-Is-Holy Roman Empire-All-Grown-Up" theory, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are an Axis Powers Hetalia fan, copy this onto your profile!

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you ever went to get something, then got into the room and forgot why you were in there, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're tall and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! :D

You know when you are obsessed with Hetalia when:

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. You shudder squeal every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.
14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "USxUK" "RussUK" means.
16. You end every sentence with "aru".
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. You want Prussia back on the map.
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80s billion time.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic.
27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)
28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.


If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'm PRUSSIAN, so I MUST be an obnoxious airhead

I'm PRUSSIAN, so I MUST shout "I'M AWESOME"

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.(actually i spoil the hell out of my girlfriend so... NIEN!)

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.(im female -_-)

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN/PRUSSIAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read MANGA, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH/READ PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS/ANIME, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI/YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. (marching is for people who want to laugh at cheerleaders!)
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac.


If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS!


Greatest Quote in the history of the world!

"Nations are nations due to the citizens that live there, not the land. So so long as there are people out there willing to call themselves Prussian then I will never die and just so you know ...kesesese there are citizens in every nation who recognize there Prussian Haratiage."~Prussia in an agrument with America and England in one of my random moments in my head


Funniest thing from a story

"And just who the hell do you think you are? Telling me what to do and what not to do," he demanded of the albino. Prussia felt a sole vein strain against his temples. Germany, too, saw it coming once she heard the words "who" and "you" in the same sentence directed at her egotistical older brother. Among many of her brother's pet peeves, one of them is those who fail to acknowledge at least the past existence of a once mighty kingdom hailed Preußen.

"'Who the hell am I,' you ask?"

Prussia nonchalantly walked over to the bar and grabbed a stool. With stool in hand, he calmly approached the drunken man. Once he was a number of centimeters away from the offender, they stared at each other for a number of seconds. Then, Prussia sighed…and as suddenly as he had first announced Lucia's presence, he smashed the barstool against the offender's head as hard as his strength allowed him while drunk. The lieutenant fell straight to the floor and the entire pub was stricken with shock at his sudden and violent actions. Germany brought both hands to her mouth to cover her gasp, expressing a mix of horror and amazement upon watching her brother extravagantly knock out a drunk with a bar stool.

"Who the hell am I? Ich bin das mächtige Preußen! You ignorant bastard!" he yelled angrily at the now unconscious lieutenant.

Chapter 4 Spaghetti und Wurstchen


ok so i'm a bit confused... as far as i have been hearing theres a so called fan war between homestuckers and hetalians... i like both, is that wrong? my canada says its fine but a few of my hetalian friends dont like it and my bruder got a bit made at me when i texted him in GaMzEe speak... Im an awesome ClOwN kesesehahaha...

~If you think its wrong to have to choose between two fandoms then write your own story at the bottom of your page with the combination of your two fav characters (like awesome (prussia) ClOwN (Gamzee))

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I am dating a WHAT? by Kit-Usa reviews
Hey my name Is Andrew! Yes I am a girl! Iam also the New President's daughter! Oh and I am falling for a state! Warning ocs! and romano's mouth, Oc/oc, other pairings later! Hetalia fans help story
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,035 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 7/30/2011 - America
We are Capitols by Kit-Usa reviews
During world war II some capitols died now in the 21st century they are back... how will the world react to this? Warning no pairings as of yet but who knows! Also OCs and Romano's mouth!Collab with Hetalianprussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,244 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 8/3/2011 - England/Britain
Prussian Ribbon by Alioto reviews
No one saw through the so-called 'awesome' Prussia. Why? Because no one cared. No one bothered. No one but this girl, this one girl...With the name of Liechtenstein. -[[Finally Updated as of 2013!]]-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,397 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Prussia, Liechtenstein
Ask Spain and Romano by bomb4st1cb1rd13 reviews
Spain and Romano answer questions from the fans...well, Spain answers...Romano was threatened to participate which he probably won't do...but I'll make him. Ask anything at all Dearies!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 7/29/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
The Russian Sunflower by Sam King reviews
After growing up with a homaphobic father, Lovino Vargas doesn't think his life could get any worse. Till he is sold into prostitution for being gay. Now his only question is if he will ever see his friends again. Spamano, FrUk, GerIta, PruCan,and more
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,306 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Energy Drinks by Savannah Lee reviews
Austria's boss gives him cases of their newly developed energy drink. When bad things happen because of them, can Prussia help Austria out? Rated M for language. Eventual smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Austria, Prussia
Bottoms Up! by Sunny Day in February reviews
Follow Lovino on his weird and, well, at least quite interesting trip around Europe in order to find out some of the greatest secrets ever about himself, Europe, tomato-shaped alarm clocks and the past of his lovely, but complicated Spanish partner.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 497,431 - Reviews: 3880 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Spain's Letters to the World! by Ayse-of-Hearts reviews
The world's favorite boss is answering your letters! He loves to hear from his fellow nations and the like !
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 104 - Words: 33,980 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Spain
One Rule by FrenchFryLovesYou reviews
As a child Matthew had to bear witness to the fights between his 2 fathers. The things he witnessed scarred him and forced him to make up a rule. NEVER FALL IN LOVE. Of course, Gilbert doesn't agree with that rule... PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,760 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Canada, Prussia
Correspondence: Republic of China by Tanoshimi reviews
Yes, it's me, Taiwan! I'd love to hear from everyone, especially other nations and provinces, etc. but others are free to send messages as well. So let's get in touch!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 104 - Words: 24,403 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Taiwan
Pure Priceless Insanity by Shinigami-cat reviews
Sequel to Beautiful Broken souls. Matthew continues to have dreams about Ivan torturing him and seeks help. Meanwhile Gilbert investigates a string of murders. as always BETTER SUMMARY INSIDE!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,029 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
The Day the Music Died by 7dragons7 reviews
Because he had lost Prussia and Hungary when the wall fell, Russia goes after someone who is dear to them both as pay back. abuse, Noncon/rape, Yaoi, blood, dark, angst,
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,770 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
The Greatest Man In The World by chibi-excel reviews
Lovino and his two brothers live in a church. One day while doing his chores a pirate, Antonio, comes into the church and declares sanctuary. Antonio can be cold and callous, or kind and gentle.and he wants Lovino in his crew spamano gerita prucan sebxsea
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,295 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Truth or dare beotch by Shinigami-cat reviews
Shinigami-cat, NekoNekoRamenchan and slasher360 want to play a game... RUN FOR YOU LIVES! No Hetalia character is safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,292 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Complete
Hive Offer by Fangirl0 reviews
What if Gamzee repeated his offer for Tavros to visit his hive and share some pie? PB&J Rated Teen for: language, getting high on pies, a little blood, and sloppy make-outs
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,935 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Pirate's Lullaby by TeaPartyPoison reviews
It was the last thing in the world that Lovino Vargas wanted. To fall in love with Antonio Fernandez Carriedo. But when the pirate takes him aboard his ship, Lovino learns that maybe it's not so bad to be a pirate. Pirate AU. spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,131 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Beautiful Broken souls by Shinigami-cat reviews
"Please. I know you can hear me. Just please… kill me. Kill me. I want to die. Please." "That would be impossible, da." I suck at summarys. Way better summary inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 78,766 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
In Which No Cake Is Iced by GiveUpResistance reviews
The results of baking a cake. PrussiaxAustria, human names used WARNING: M for a reason, YAOI, male sex, If you don't like it don't read etc. One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/30/2011 - [Austria, Prussia] - Complete
My Enemy? Or My One True Love? by SillyCheeseCakeGirl reviews
Captain Julchen Beillschmidt sets out to capture Captain Antonio Carriedo, hoping that if she captured this so called fearsome pirate then others would fear her more, but what happens when she meets him? Fem!Prussia/Spain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,279 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Prussia, Spain
RoChu: In My Dreams by atds0724 reviews
After being caught doing *ehem* in the middle of the hallway, China couldn't take it it anymore and blamed it all on Russia. Now he spends the night dreaming of him, and well, he gets sexually frustrated. M for lemon/ boyxboy love
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,267 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Russia, China
Tale of the Conquered Overbearing by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Antonio's dual personality disorder pushes him to unorthodox methodological treatment: rooming with the most stress-inducing Italian in the nation. But the ultimate goal begins to change from psychological to emotional, and Spain does not approve.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 118,939 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Here No More by Cracked-Fiction
Prussia is gone and Canada is pretty much destroyed until his ghost visits him sometime later. Actual Names and Country names used. Fail Summary is Fail. One Shot!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Of Cats and Women by Always irritated reviews
After one of his worst breakups,Lovino wishes for his cat'Spain' to be human.His parents always did say 'Watch what you wish for,it might come true'. Fem!Spain
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,515 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Two Sides of the Same Coin by GlitterTech reviews
Canada's just having a normal breakfast at a cafe when he sees her. His heart's melting, what should he do? And who does she remind him of, she's SO familiar...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Canada, Prussia
Making Them Remember by ItalianLifestyle reviews
Matthew is sick of being forgotten, so he has decided to do something to make sure that he's not forgotten. Will it work or will he completely drop off the face of the planet? Warning: Suicide Attempts
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,212 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
A Scarlet Tale by MagicPSYCHE reviews
Lovino is an assassin for the Spanish Mafia led by his Boss Antonio. A war is about to break out between the three most powerful Families in Rome. Full summary inside. Yaoi, character death, violence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,454 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011
Catch You, Catch Me by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Clumsy, clueless detective Romano is on the trail of the infamous handsome and charming thief El Apasionado Caballero. But there's more to this, what seems like a simple game of cat and mouse, than meets the eye.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,924 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Austria's Sweet Musical Letters to the World by CrashTheMIGHTY reviews
Guess what! Austria-san has decided to recive letters too! Isn't this EXCITING? Please feel free to write away!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Austria
Wolf in Sheep's Clothing by UnluckyWriter reviews
Pairing: RoChu !First Lemon! "Mine," China hissed, hands squeezing the cold nation's throat harshly, "You are mine, Ivan. Mine, mine, mine..."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Russia, China - Complete
hungary's house of horrors by tsukigirl29 reviews
What will happen when Hungary decides to set two countries in one room to help relive some... sexual tension? SWEET YAOI THAT'S WHAT! pairings usXuk russiaXchina romanoXspain canadaXprussia and germanyXitaly please R&R along with a pole on my account
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Canada, Prussia
Become One With Canada by Robias reviews
As Prussia starts to fade to the point where not even his brother notice him anymore, he panics. There is one other nation who can relate to what he is going through, and Canada has a proposal that might help the ex-nation. Canada/Prussia, and others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 49,528 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Canada, Prussia
Marry me by xAishiteruze reviews
"Do you, Kiku Honda, take Heracles Karpusi to be your husband, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, until death due you part?" he spoke. Once again, their gazes locked. This was the moment they had been waiting for... "I do."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Japan, Greece - Complete
Reversed Options by Senekisu reviews
England formulated a magical gender switching potion to get revenge with Francis, but accidentally Gilbert drank it, when he exchanged drinks with Francis, in which Arthur poured the concoction on and turned him into a vurnerable girl...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,474 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Canada, Prussia
Cacophony by iTrippedandfellforyou reviews
AU. Being alone with Gilbert in a humid car while the albino... made noises of a sexual nature every time innocent townspeople passed by, somehow, wasn't high on Elizaveta's to do list. Why did the guy have to have such a weird sense of humor anyway?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
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A2k Sollux reviews
Sollux finds a site that lets anyone or any thing send him letters...stupid summary is stupid
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Sollux C.
Big Brother Hetalia reviews
Its the gameshow of the century! 14 nation's battle head on in a 3 month long event for a half a million dollar grand prize for the nation! The hosts are Berlin and Ottawa but with Berlin having the mic you better believe something funny is going to happn
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Canada, Prussia
Free from one hell and into another reviews
When the wall finally falls theres something different about Prussia. Can the Canadian who helped get him free be the one to save him from himself?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Canada, Prussia