Author has written 24 stories for Smurfs, Dr. Seuss series, Pirate101, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Radio Dramas, Xiaolin Showdown, Danny Phantom, Nightmare Before Christmas, Invader Zim, Pokémon, Penguins of Madagascar, How to Train Your Dragon, Horrible Bosses, and Yu-Gi-Oh.
Call me a child for liking over half the movies here, but I prefer to keep the child in me alive. Besides, their one of few things that actually make me laugh. More movies to come.
-Gutsy Smurf, Sweepy Smurf, Peewit, Don Smurfo, Clumsy Smurf, Snappy Smurfling and Baby Smurf (Smurfs)
-Lorax (The Lorax)
-Puffin (The Swan Princess) -Seriously watched the movie for the first time in like a decade a few days ago and fell in love with him! He's so awesome!
-Swink (Stay Alive)
-Peaches, Shira, Diego, and Granny (Ice Age)
-Captain and Lovey (Mr. Popper's Penguins)
-Ratbeard, Bonnie Anne, Old Scratch, Napoleguin, Donkey Hotay (I've got a soft spot for the crazies), Catbeard, Egg Foo Yung, Don Rafael de la Vega, Don Rodrigo de la Vega, El Toro. (El Toro is my absolue fav! His ego just gives him so much swagger and confidence. That's what I love about him! Also, he might seem like a complete airhead, but his heart's in the right place. That's my favorite kind of hero.), and Hawkules (same thing with the airheaded heroes with good intentions, although let's just Hawkules isn't exactly the brightest star in the sky) (Pirate101)
-Reggie York, Jack Packard, Doc Long, and Sunny Richards (I Love a Mystery)
-Jack Frost, E. Aster Bunnymund, Tooth, North, Sandy (Rise of the Guardians)
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.
If you have your own little world & like it that way, Copy & paste this into your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever killed a joke, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile.
Paste this in your profile if you're one of the many teenagers that never smoked.
Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.
If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile.
If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever eaten something utterly disgusting on accident, and then realized it right afterward and tried to spit it out, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever had an argument with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your profile.
If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, copy this into your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you support Gay Rights and are proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you love random copy and paste quotes, copy and paste this on your profile! ;-)
If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first.
A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail.
Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts.
Friends are like bras:
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
Don't underestimate your abilities, that's your boss's job.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
Life is like a sewer...
Life is uncertain; always eat dessert first.
Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.
Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
You're only a child-provider when you give birth to one. You're only a mother when you love, nurture, and protect him or her with all of your power.
Bold the ones that fit you
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a @#!*% . No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't
I am that girl, the one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.
I am the girl, that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with what she loves and is obsessed with, who can express herself beter with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
Future Stories Coming Soon
The Heart of the Cards: (Yu-Gi-Oh!) An eighth Millennium Item given to Anya Stevenson will prove to unveil fantastic mysteries, exciting adventures, but also some dangerous company. Who knew that a millennium-old magical charm bracelet would bring so much attention and fighting to see who would claim its power? As the dark forces grow stronger, only three things can keep Anya safe: the strength of her heart, the friends who will fight beside her, and the spirits of the cards in her Dueling Deck.
This is basically a run-through of every season from the beginning of Season 2 and onward. If you want a separate story of Season 1 (Duelist Kingdom), send me a request.
Smurf-Crossed Lovers: (to be announced)- (Smurfs) Continuation of 'Smurf-Crossed Lovers: The Law of the Life Givers'. Gutsy and Crafty, after rejoining again, now must build an army out of the Life Givers to fight against Zorathix and free Noa from his control. However, the two must separate yet again, but this time on two separate journeys: one to find the writer of the Life Giver's book, Wiklor, the only mind in the world craftier than Crafty herself. And the other to find the stolen power of one of their most powerful Life Givers. There, Crafty and Gutsy will find out the answers to so many questions:
Why is Sailor Smurf against marriage so very much? What made him that way?
What exactly is the Smurfonian Orchid? And why are both Sailor and Zorathix eager to get it back?
And most of all, after all that will happen, will Gutsy and Crafty finally get the marriage and union-ship they're fighting so hard for?
(More story ideas to come)