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Author has written 24 stories for Smurfs, Dr. Seuss series, Pirate101, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Radio Dramas, Xiaolin Showdown, Danny Phantom, Nightmare Before Christmas, Invader Zim, Pokémon, Penguins of Madagascar, How to Train Your Dragon, Horrible Bosses, and Yu-Gi-Oh.

Call me a child for liking over half the movies here, but I prefer to keep the child in me alive. Besides, their one of few things that actually make me laugh. More movies to come.

Favorite Characters:

-Gutsy Smurf, Sweepy Smurf, Peewit, Don Smurfo, Clumsy Smurf, Snappy Smurfling and Baby Smurf (Smurfs)

-Lorax (The Lorax)

-Puffin (The Swan Princess) -Seriously watched the movie for the first time in like a decade a few days ago and fell in love with him! He's so awesome!

-Rapunzel (Tangled)

-Swink (Stay Alive)

-Peaches, Shira, Diego, and Granny (Ice Age)

-Captain and Lovey (Mr. Popper's Penguins)

-Ratbeard, Bonnie Anne, Old Scratch, Napoleguin, Donkey Hotay (I've got a soft spot for the crazies), Catbeard, Egg Foo Yung, Don Rafael de la Vega, Don Rodrigo de la Vega, El Toro. (El Toro is my absolue fav! His ego just gives him so much swagger and confidence. That's what I love about him! Also, he might seem like a complete airhead, but his heart's in the right place. That's my favorite kind of hero.), and Hawkules (same thing with the airheaded heroes with good intentions, although let's just Hawkules isn't exactly the brightest star in the sky) (Pirate101)

-Reggie York, Jack Packard, Doc Long, and Sunny Richards (I Love a Mystery)

-Jack Frost, E. Aster Bunnymund, Tooth, North, Sandy (Rise of the Guardians)

ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you have your own little world & like it that way, Copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever killed a joke, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're one of the many teenagers that never smoked.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever eaten something utterly disgusting on accident, and then realized it right afterward and tried to spit it out, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had an argument with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you support Gay Rights and are proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you love random copy and paste quotes, copy and paste this on your profile! ;-)

If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first.
- Mark Twain

A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail.
A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "boy was that fun."
- The Maugles

Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts.
- Anonymous

Friends are like bras:
close to your heart and there for support.
- Anonymous

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
- Samuel Butler

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
- Jim Hayes

Don't underestimate your abilities, that's your boss's job.
- Anonymous

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
- Isaac Asimov

We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
- Angelina Jolie

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
- Milton Berle

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
- Winston Churchill

Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
- Dalai Lama

Life is like a sewer...
what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
- Tom Lehrer

Life is uncertain; always eat dessert first.
- Anonymous

Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them.
- Walter Kerr

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
- Rita Rudner

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.
- Billy Wilder

Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
- Anonymous

Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done.
- Amelia Earhart

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain

You're only a child-provider when you give birth to one. You're only a mother when you love, nurture, and protect him or her with all of your power.

Bold the ones that fit you
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm MEXICAN, I MUST steal everything I don't have.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN (part), so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy.
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser
I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
i'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver
i act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.
i LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm british, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I agree with some cases of ABORTION so i MUST be heartless (If its a rape case or the mom may die...)
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.
Copy and past if you hate stereotypes

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a @#!*% . No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't

I am that girl, the one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

I am the girl, that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with what she loves and is obsessed with, who can express herself beter with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating is cuddling!)

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Future Stories Coming Soon

The Heart of the Cards: (Yu-Gi-Oh!) An eighth Millennium Item given to Anya Stevenson will prove to unveil fantastic mysteries, exciting adventures, but also some dangerous company. Who knew that a millennium-old magical charm bracelet would bring so much attention and fighting to see who would claim its power? As the dark forces grow stronger, only three things can keep Anya safe: the strength of her heart, the friends who will fight beside her, and the spirits of the cards in her Dueling Deck.

This is basically a run-through of every season from the beginning of Season 2 and onward. If you want a separate story of Season 1 (Duelist Kingdom), send me a request.

Smurf-Crossed Lovers: (to be announced)- (Smurfs) Continuation of 'Smurf-Crossed Lovers: The Law of the Life Givers'. Gutsy and Crafty, after rejoining again, now must build an army out of the Life Givers to fight against Zorathix and free Noa from his control. However, the two must separate yet again, but this time on two separate journeys: one to find the writer of the Life Giver's book, Wiklor, the only mind in the world craftier than Crafty herself. And the other to find the stolen power of one of their most powerful Life Givers. There, Crafty and Gutsy will find out the answers to so many questions:

Why is Sailor Smurf against marriage so very much? What made him that way?

What exactly is the Smurfonian Orchid? And why are both Sailor and Zorathix eager to get it back?

And most of all, after all that will happen, will Gutsy and Crafty finally get the marriage and union-ship they're fighting so hard for?

(More story ideas to come)

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A Thoughtful Situation by Benny The Crazed Cartoonist reviews
A smurfette is found in the forest with no memory, old news, right? Well, this one isn't from this time era either. She's never seen a boy smurf. Strange things trigger her memories as she slowly gets them back. The smurfs are curious. Where did she come from? Maybe one special smurf will help her figure it out. OC/ Smurf. Not telling who it is yet!
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,356 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/20/2017 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Brainy, Tracker, OC - Complete
Vengeful Love by Seaside Fantasies reviews
When Shen is healed by an albino peahen, he sets off on a ruthless quest for revenge- but is revenge really what he wants? This stranger might prove otherwise, and it seems she knows more about his past than even he does... IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,580 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/5/2016 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Shen
How to Make a Believer Believe by Marshmellowtime reviews
"I don't believe in fairy tales." "But...You can see me." "Yeah." "But you can only see me if you believe in me, so that means you do believe!" "I don't believe in fairy tales. Nor do I believe in snowy haired boys who float and bother girls walking home." "Sheesh, is there anything you do believe in?" "I believe that you don't exist. Does that count?" Jack/Oc TEMP HIATUS
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,596 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Jack Frost, OC
Danny Phantom and Dawn Phantom by storygirl99210 reviews
A new twist to the story! What if Danny Fenton has a twin sister named Dawn Fenton, and the both of them become heros, called the Phantom Twins? This is prequel to Rise of the Guardians/Danny Phantom story Frost Meets Ghosts. Cover image belongs to Maximus Potter on deviantART. I do not own the image. Please review!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,485 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Danny F., OC - Complete
TAJPL&J 3: A Knight's Tale by flowerpower71 reviews
Livy and the gang are back once again and ready for action. Johan is finally to be knighted and no one is more happier for him than Livy, but there is trouble in a neighboring kingdom and when Johan comes back there is something different about him. Will the gang be able to overcome it or will this incident be the one that breaks our friends apart once and for all?
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 118,956 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Johan, Peewit
When Two Are One by FieryFafar reviews
Dragons of Ideals and Truths were once one; forced to battle to defend their respective heroes' beliefs. Now, two different trainers must face their fate and realize that they are so much alike than they could ever imagined... *Focuses gameverse characters and on N and White (I hcanon her game name as White) and the ending has a rather twisted twist than the games*
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 182,923 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 2/11/2013 - [N H./Natural H. G., Hilda/Touko] - Complete
Strange Crush by Moxie03 reviews
When Zim finds a crashed irken voot, he finds a tiny irken, who has no memory of who she is except her name. However, when Zim saves her from being trapped inside the voot, she has a gigantic and obvious crush on him. She's convinced that she and Zim were meant to be together, and nothing will get in her way...will Zim find a way to restore her memories before something happens?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,459 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 4/18/2014 - Zim
Pirate Legacy Q&A by Nroque18 reviews
Do you have a question for our gallery of lovable rogues? Send it to us through a PM and we'll answer it!
Pirate101 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 11,867 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 8/12/2013
Love Makes You Crazy by Emilou1985 reviews
Takes place after Ice Age 3. Living in dinosaur valley is an adventure for Buck, but the loneliness is dragging him to the deep end. Then out of the sky, a mink falls into his life. She's a pampered mammal, but chooses to stay with Buck to toughen up.
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 185,265 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Buck - Complete
Toontown Adventures by StoriesUnleashed reviews
A boy. A girl. And a rabbit. An adventure of a lifetime. (Not good at summaries... but give the story a try! You'll love it :) )
Who Framed Roger Rabbit - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/15/2013
Oh, Brother by SmallSunshine reviews
Boys will be boys, and these boys couldn't be more different from each other if they tried. But that certainly won't stop them from having their own little adventures with their 'brothers'. Even before breakfast. Set when the smurfs are smurflings. Oneshot. Mainly focuses on Handy, Hefty, Grouchy, Gutsy, Brainy and Clumsy.
Smurfs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Papa Smurf - Complete
How To Train Your Pirate by ArabianPerfection reviews
Svala was nine years old when there was a battle between her father's ship and the village of Berk. Svala was the only survivor. The Vikings took her back to Berk with them where she got to know Hiccup and they became best friends. This is her story of what it was like during the HTTYD movie. Follow her as she struggles to become more than an outcast and get Snotlout to notice her.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,822 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Snotlout - Complete
The Mask of Toro by Nroque18 reviews
In Santo Pollo, justice wears a mask, and to find the next piece of the map to El Dorado, Matt and his crew need to find the hidden lair of Captain Blood, and that means finding El Toro, but can they end the reign of the evil Santa Rana and bring justice to Santo Pollo at last? The sixth installment of Pirate Legacy.
Pirate101 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,409 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Complete
11 Days of Christmas by Kelland reviews
Because 12 days of Christmas is too conventional, and let's face it, that's the opposite kind of Christmas the Xiaolin dragons will have this year! A smidget of Raikim.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Complete
A Smexy Predator by carsatan reviews
Slenderman leaves Sasha home alone, what will happen when Sexual Offenderman shows up? Written for someone on DA. Smut.
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,203 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 10/20/2012
All the Roads that Lead to You by SexyInTrousers reviews
A young girl leaves home to find a better life for herself. Little did she know that she would encounter the most difficult challenge known to mankind: falling in love. Once-lerXOC
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,444 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 11/12/2012 - The Once-ler
Questions by flowerpower71 reviews
This is a collaboration between me and CartoonCaster21. Summary inside. Please read.
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 99,167 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012
Do You Hate Me? by SmallSunshine reviews
Brainy has an important question to ask Grouchy and Gutsy, but gets an answer that he wasn't expecting. Takes place a few weeks after the movie, so the Smurfs have already been to New York. I seriously love the 'big brother-little brother' relationship these three have. Oneshot, please R&R!
Smurfs - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Complete
Sky Dance by stAnd out - SHOUT OUT reviews
Set during Dragon Gift of the Night Fury. After the dragons return from their breeding grounds, Toothless shows up at the Great Hall with more than just Hiccup's helmet. Toothless/OC Two-Shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Love Stinks by Piratechief reviews
A strange woman gets brought back to Whipstaff. She seems to be leading a very complicated life, and the Trio decides to stir it up even more. StinkieXOC OCXOC a bit CasperXKat Please read! Changed to T for now, will be M later
Casper - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,391 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Stinkie, Stretch
Through Her Green Eyes by PorcelainComic reviews
She remembers when the valley was covered with Truffula trees. She remembers when the barbaloots and the swommee swans and humming fish frolicked and played everywhere. She remembers the Once-ler. She remembers the Lorax. She remembers everything the way she saw it. Through her green eyes. Slight Once-ler x Mattie OC Through her green eyes.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - The Once-ler, The Lorax
Being a Papa by Anisonicfan88 reviews
*PLEASE READ SUMMARY* It's a story of how Papa Smurf got and raised his little smurfs to become the smurfs they are now. Let's see if you can guess which smurf is which before Papa says who it is at the end of each chapter
Smurfs - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,290 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Papa Smurf
Smurfs As Pets? by Nigel Yearning reviews
We all know the smurfs living in mushroom homes in the middle of a clearing, surrounded by a beautiful forest. But what would happen if we have a special breed of smurfs who are bred for human companionship? As pets? Rated T for starters.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,939 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Complete
My name is Psycho? by hidden stranger reviews
Before The Toon Patrol was fully organized, a visit to a toon mental facility became more then just a visit when the weasels find foul play occurring to one of their own species and find themselves with a new member of the team. Review if you please!
Who Framed Roger Rabbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Complete
The REAL Love Smoothie by JV's Jack reviews
Just one of those lab mishaps... but the results are more than just unpredictable. Let's hope the penguins can put things right once again! And FYI, there's all 14 chaps now!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,988 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Skipper, Marlene - Complete
The Actors of Baker Street by Brinatello reviews
A ten year-old theatre patron and her governess visit the famous detective to seek his help on a robbery within their home. Basil quickly takes the case, but soon learns the child has another reason for accompanying her mistress.
Great Mouse Detective - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Complete
A Romance Not Asked For by Smilesas reviews
The Epilogue and the Author's Notes are finally complete! The Epilogue is pretty short, but, never fear for future fanifcs will take care of that! Please enjoy!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,227 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Complete
Dark Roses by flying werecats reviews
Rosie has been home schooled all her life and has no friends. When she finally gets to go to high school,she befriends the school's lowest person... Jojo Mcddod. But the popular girls aren't happy with the two "outcasts"...READ AND REVIEW, PLEASE!
Horton Hears a Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,713 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
Something Ate My Toes on Christmas Eve by Alexis Feynman reviews
An eight year old girl becomes quite attached to her Christmas present, despite his continual fondness for chewing. Title is a play on Something Barked on Christmas Morning. Oneshot, no pairings.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Complete
Dog Days by Scribbler reviews
[one shot] An encounter with a troll leaves Raimundo with a very unusual problem. And if the other Dragons can stop laughing for long enough, he'd appreciate their help in getting back to normal.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Complete
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Fear is in the Eye of the Dragon I: Brave Hearts reviews
After a traumatic experience, Tori Korrinston has been struck with an extreme fear of dragons. With the battle with the dragons over with, life has never been harder for her. So, Hiccup takes it upon himself to take her under his wing and show her that the winged beasts aren't as beastly as she thinks. Easy enough to do? Not even close. NEW DRAGON TO REPLACE WINTER! PLEASE READ CH3
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,835 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/20/2017 - Published: 9/17/2014 - Hiccup, Toothless, OC
Within the Heart of the Cards I: Battle City reviews
Anya Mirov, one of the top-ranked duelists in Domino City is faced with the task of helping her friends through the difficult and conflicting dangers during the Battle City Tournament. No doubt it will be tough, but will the strength of her heart, her deck, and her friends be enough to vanquish the evil that is slithering ever more closely to them? MAJOR PROFILE UPDATE 05-19-16!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,239 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/27/2016 - Published: 2/5/2015 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M., OC
The Lost Laverne reviews
Adelita de la Vega is forcibly taken from her home in Santo Pollo after discovering a treacherous plot. In a new world, she'll meet new friends, enemies, and everything in between on her journey from the life of a young aristocrat to future famous swashbuckler. No further summary. This and basically a game walkthrough with my own personal twists and added OCs.
Pirate101 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,213 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/23/2015 - Published: 3/7/2013 - M. Lafitte, OC
Horrible Bosses: Murder of a Womanizing Jackass Liar reviews
Rachel Turner, friends of Nick, Dale, and Kurt, not to mention also the unfortunate victim of an unfair, evil, horrible boss. After one incident crosses over the line, she is instantly enlisted in the insane plot for the four of them to kill each others' bosses. Rated T for language, violence and minor death.
Horrible Bosses - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/10/2014 - Nick, Dale, Kurt, OC
Rivalry Between Roomies reviews
When three female penguins arrive at the zoo seeking shelter, the boys (reluctantly) open their home. However, as nature's law goes, it's never a good idea to stick two stubborn alphas who are willing to do anything to take the other down in the same place and expect them to get along. Story takes place before 'Needle Point' and POSSIBLE pairings, but not yet decided.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,912 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 7/2/2014
Smurf-Crossed Lovers: The Law of the Life Givers reviews
Seven years it has been since coming to the Smurfs and Crafty is about to go on the adventure of a lifetime. Her mission: Find the truth of the darkness of one of her closest friends. At first it was a group mission with her and her family, but after a larger than life fight with Gutsy, she goes off on her own. Will she find the truth? Will she and Gutsy be broken apart? For good?
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,830 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Scaredy, Gutsy
The Eye of the Storm reviews
In Nerstrand, Minnesota, The Eye of the Storm, or He Who Only Kills on a Stormy Night, has been feared for generations and has never been caught, nor has he been seen until now. The trio of the A-1 Detective Agency, being the best of the best, have been c
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,757 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 6/23/2013
Guardian of the Pumpkin Patch reviews
The Hinterlands have had Guardians of the Holidays to guard and protect the Holiday Doors and everyone living in them. When the Pumpkin Guardian of Halloween suddenly dies, the Guardians make it their sole duty to find the new Guardian before the now vulnerable Halloween ceases to exist. The greatest challenge faced by the wise Guardians: finding the Pumpkin Guardian.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,997 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Jack S., OC
Curing a Charmed Crafty reviews
A Smurf's parody of 'Ella Enchanted'. After growing up with being forced to obey every order given to her, Crafty sets out on a journey to get rid of her curse. Along the way, she encounters a dwarf-sized human, a rogue group of Creatugos, evil sorcerer with an evil raven sidekick, and the most desirable Smurf in the land, Prince Gutsmore. Is love truly stronger than any curse?
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,643 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 11/10/2012 - [Gutsy, OC]
Two Worlds Become One reviews
A surprise attack. A Dimensional Hole. And a clash between two different worlds. That's all it takes to turn Zora from leader of Team Torrent back to human and even scatter the Time Gears! Now she must team up with the Pokemon Rangers of Almia to find the Time Gears, find the Hidden Land and prevent the world from falling into darkness. Rated T for safety. Follows both plot lines.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,806 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Keith/Dazzle, Grovyle/Juptile, Torchic/Achamo, OC
Chilled to the Smurf reviews
A Smurfs parody of 'Frozen' (it was long overdue). Fearless optimist Crafty joins with rugged mountain Smurf Gutsy and his loyal snowshoe rabbit Sprint in an epic journey with Everest-like conditions, crazy Creatugos, and a hilarious snowsmurf named Chilly in a race to find Crafty's sister, Passionette, who icy powers have trapped the kingdom of Indignye in an eternal winter.
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 3/24/2014 - [Gutsy, OC]
Meet Your Match reviews
Sequel to 'Pepper Piper: Weasel Sleuth'. After a powerful criminal that Pepper and Smarty put away escapes, it's up to her to put him back or die trying. There'll be old friends, enemies, and even more emotional obstacles for Pepper to conquer. And what happens when Pepper discovers and keeps a great secret that will change her life forever. That is, if she survives the case.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,718 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 10/10/2013 - [OC, Smarty]
The Twin Phantoms reviews
I know, I know. A typical tale of half-teen, half-ghost Fenton twins. Well, I like the idea, so deal with it. Comments and reviews are appreciated, and all I can say about the storyline is that it's every Danny Phantom episode ever made with a few original episode chapters. So, join Danny and Dayna Fenton on their adventures through adolescence and controlling their ghost powers!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 77,477 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Danny F., OC
The Charm Gene reviews
Two new kids arrive at Skool: Lilli and Shay Oreburgh. Shay keeps to himself while Lilli takes advantage of her natural charm and likability to try and make new friends. Of course, Zim sees the likability as a sort of 'weak human mind control' and does whatever he can to take advantage of it. Possible ZimXOC, but I'm not sure yet. Read and find out!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,293 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Zim, Gir, Dib, OC
The Thunder from Down Under reviews
[Follows story line] Acaisha Orleans, a pure-bred Aussie and the Xiaolin Dragon of Lightning, is chosen along with four other children to search for the mysterious Shen Gong Wu, fight the forces of the Heylin side, and hone their skills as Xiaolin Dragons. Rating may change. First chapter is a little bit of pre-episode 'The Journey of a Thousand Miles.'
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,492 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Kimiko, Raimundo, OC
Pepper Piper: Weasel Sleuth reviews
It's a race to the finish with only two rivals: Toon Patrol of Toon Town for the guilt and Pepper Piper: Chief Detective of House of Enigma Detective Agency for the innocence of accused murderer: Roger Rabbit. He has been framed and it is up the weasels to serve justice. One way or another. Rated T for language, mild violence, and just for safety. Takes place during the movie.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,150 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - OC - Complete
The Sapphire and the Smurf reviews
A Smurfs parody of 'The Pebble and the Penguin'. In order to be with his true love, Scaredy Smurf must struggle through a jail of magical creatures, Smurf-hungry hawks, packs of wolves, and not to mention the fiery temper of his new friend, Xavier the badger, as they try to reach his home before the Blue Moon mating ceremony.
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - [Scaredy, OC]
Under The Smurfy Mistletoe reviews
It's Christmas Eve and the night of the Smurfs' Christmas Party, where Gutsy and Crafty are planning to share the happy news of their relationship. The only problem: Jokey wants to catch them under the mistletoe like he does every year. Story is set the winter after 'AMTHGS'. Happy Holidays, everyone!
Smurfs - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2012 - [Gutsy, OC] - Complete
Where the Crows and Ravens Sing reviews
Raven Tano Relecno is the kind of girl looking for what everyone wants: Acceptance. All she wants is a friend. A person only to actually care. When she overhears from her parents of someone named 'Once-ler' who is hidden away from the world and all alone, she goes out of Thneedville to find him, maybe to give him some companionship and get some in return. On long-term HIATUS!
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,588 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Ted Wiggins, The Once-ler, Audrey, OC
Nightmare in Smurf Village reviews
The Halloween Ball is upon the Smurf Village and Gutsy and Hefty need costumes. With magical help, they get them. But with Peewit, anything unpredictable could happen. Now Gutsy and Hefty are full-blooded monsters and are loose in the forest. It will be memorable Halloween, all right...if the Smurfs and their human friends survive.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,631 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Hefty, Gutsy, OC - Complete
Absence Makes the Heart Grow Smurfier reviews
Three years have passed since the incident with Cupid's love arrow and the Smurfs are in perfect calm. Mostly. Crafty faces many surprises that come from the past she doesn't even remember. Some good. Some bad. All unexpected. More importantly, who will protect her when Papa and Gutsy, the only ones who could protect her, are sent to New York? Contains spoilers of the Smurfs movie.
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,985 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - [Gutsy, OC] - Complete
The Creatugo reviews
This is for anybody who has won the right to create a Creatugo. Please visit here if you want to see the requirements for creating the Creatugo of your choice. Either PM me with your username or if you don't have one, leave it in the review of the current Smurf story. Thank you.
Smurfs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Complete
Cupid's Arrow reviews
Spring is in the air in the Smurf village and so is love. What happens when Gutsy is striken with love for our young heroine, Crafty Smurfette? Will he win her heart? And what will happen when another Smurf is taken with her? How will it all end?
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 113,576 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - [Gutsy, OC] Don Smurfo - Complete
Crafty Encounters reviews
A mysterious Smurfette shows up in the Enchanted forest. Nosmurf knows who she is or where she came from. Neither does she. How will the Smurfs react to their newest friend?
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,763 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Baby Smurf, Gutsy, OC - Complete