Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Vampire Diaries.
Well, my name is ShatterEveryWindow, and erm...here's some factual shit that I came up with off the top of my head like...oh, lets say 2 seconds from now?
Age: 908,285,667,459.347...that's right, bitch, I'm immortal. ;)
Favorite Color: Blue or green, definitely.
Favorite Type of Ice Cream: Cake batter...O_O
Favorite Movie Genre: Action, Romance, Comedy
Favorite Book Genre: Romance, Fantasy
Favorite Type of Cookie: These chocolate with chocolate type of thingers (What?) that I don't know how to describe but they were frickin' awesome when a friend and I tried them.
Favorite Animal: Alpaca
Favorite Movies: Now You See Me, The Twilight Saga, In Time, Burlesque, Transformers, Snow White and the Huntsman
Favorite TV Shows: The Vampire Diaries, Supernatural, Teen Wolf, Castle, How I Met Your Mother, Rules of Engagement, Modern Family, Cougar Town, The Big Bang Theory
Favorite Books: The Twilight Saga, The Hush, Hush Saga, The Lorien Legacies, The Great Gatsby
Favorite Candy: Swedish Fishhhhhhhhhhh!
Favorite Artists: Tim McGraw, Hunter Hayes, Carrie Underwood, Christina Aguilera, Gary Allan
Favorite Bands: Maroon 5, Rascal Flatts, The Black Keys
Favotite Sport: O_O HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *CHOKES AND DIES* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I DON'T DO SPORTS, ARE YOU KIDDING? I am on the Speech Team, though. (Basically, for those who don't know, it's a more complex and harder version of Drama Club--there's more to it than acting, though that's most of it.)
Least Favorite Celebrities: Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber, Nikki Minaj, Adele, Emma Watson, and you know what? For whatever reason, Olivia Wilde scares the living shit out of me...
My Tumblr Page: king-and-queen-of-the-moonlight.tumblr.com
Some of the best quotes EVER:
"She's a pain in the ass, but she's my pain in the ass; I love her."
"They're floating Japanese lanterns in the sky. Can you believe that? The Japanese lantern is a symbol of letting go of the past. Well, here's a newsflash; we're not Japanese."
Damon Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries
Silas: I understand why you like her. I always had a soft spot for brunettes, too. What I don't get, however, is why she likes you.
Damon: That's because you've never had sex with me.
Silas and Damon Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries
"With pale skin and fragile bones, sarcasm is my only defense."
Stiles Stilinski, Teen Wolf
Dean Winchester, Supernatural
Sam: "Are you drunk?"
Sam: "What happened to you?"
Castiel: "I found a liquor store..."
Castiel: "I drank it."
Sam Winchester and Castiel, Supernatural
"Let me just name the million other people I'd rather be having dinner with right now."
Stefan Salvatore, The Vampire Diaires
Jensen: "So where are you from, anyway?"
Jensen: "I've never heard of it . . . though I hear that people from that area aren't very attractive."
Misha: "We are famous for our goat-sheep!"
Jensen Ackles and Misha Collins at a Supernatural Pannel
"I don't like you. You killed me, we aren't friends anymore."
Alaric Saltzman, the Vampire Diaries
"I learned that from the pizza man."
"If you want to see me naked, all you have to do is ask."
Damon Salvatore, the Vampire Diaries
Katherine: "So here we are; the brother who loved me too much, and the brother who didn't love me enough."
Damon: "And the evil slut vampire who only loved herself."
Damon Salvatore and Katherine Pierce, the Vampire Diaries
Ed: "JESUS CHRIST!"
Castiel: "No...I'm Castiel."
Castiel and Ed, Supernatural
Damon: "Are you drunk?"
Stefan: "I don't know, Mom. Am I?"
Damon and Stefan Salvatore, the Vampire Diaries
Castiel: "It's very complex. If the pizza man loves the babysitter so much, why is he hitting her repeatedly on the rear?...Perhaps she has done something wrong..."
Dean: "You're watching porn? Why?"
Castiel: "It was on..."
Dean: "You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes, and you don't talk about it. Just turn it off...well, now he's got a boner."
Samuel C.: *walks in* "So this is what you boys do? Sit around, watching pornos?"
Castiel: "We aren't supposed to talk about it..."
Castiel, Dean Winchester, and Samuel Campbell, Supernatural
Katherine Pierce, The Vampire Diaries
James: No, we didn't get it...we met a complication.
Ben: Ain't nobody constipated!
James and Ben, Ride Along
Dean: "Hi, Tess, you wanna tell me what you saw tonight?"
Garth: "Or maybe you'll talk to Mr. Fizzles! I'm your friend! Yay!"
Dean: "Garth, why don't you put the sock away?"
Garth: "Mr. Fizzles wants to help Tess. He wants to listen."
Dean: "Mr. Fizzles is gonna go where the sun don't shine."
Garth and Dean Winchester, Supernatural
Top 5 Favorite Characters EVER:
5)Dean Winchester: (Played by Jensen Ackles) One of the main roles of the TV show, Supernatural. This isn't your...normal kind of guy? (And that's putting it mildly.) Being an incredibly clever hunter, he lives a life of slaughtering the supernatural, bad motels, and bad diner food while travelling the country with his younger brother, Sam Winchester.
Favorite Quote: "Dude, you fugly."
4) Stiles Stilinski: (Played by Dylan O'Brien) The best friend of a teen werewolf, Stiles is the expert of creatures of the night! On Teen Wolf, he's the classic character of a guy with a series of one-liners and a crush who hardly knows he exists, aside from the fact that his best friend, werewolf, Scott McCall, is dating a sweet teenage girl who comes from a family of werewolf hunters all while protecting the small California town of Beacon Hills. While being slightly dorky and awkward, Stiles is a funny and outspoken, fun guy who is the most loyal of friends.
Favorite Quote: "Am I attractive to gay guys?"
3) Jeremy Gilbert: (Played by Steven R. McQueen) Being the younger [adoptive] brother of Elena Gilbert has it's ups and downs, from being able to kick vampire ass to being killed . . . six times. On The Vampire Diaries, Jeremy starts off as a good boy gone bad when he becomes a drug addict and acoholic at the age of 15 after his parents' death in a car crash, but as time goes on, he finds himself maturing, growing up to be a sexy vampire hunter and a new member of the five. Even though he has strong urges to kill his older sister after she's turned from Doppleganger to a vampire, he still remains loyal and protective towards Elena, she being all that he has left. He simply is a sweet, innocent teen who has had too much taken from him. I truly started sobbing when he died, that is now two out of my three favorite Vampire Diaries characters now DEAD. -_-
RIP JEREMY GILBERT
Just kidding...he's back. ;)
Favorite Quote: "I told you I could be badass."
2) Kol Mikaelson (Played by Nathaniel Buzolic) *sighs* Kol...oh, Kol. Arrogant dumbass--that's why I love him. Haha. The Original Vampire from the Vampire Diaries who looks like an adorable, childlike, fun guy with a baby face...that is until he opens his mouth. Unfortunately, Kol got himself into deep shit when he tried to stop a member of the Five *cough* Jeremy Gilbert *cough* from fulfilling his destiny, which resulted in him being stabbed in the heart with the White Oak Stake. -_-
RIP KOL MIKAELSON
(IT'S REAL THIS TIME, GUYS!)
Favorite Quote: "As you wish, Darling."
(Sorry for getting a bit lazy and sloppy with these, guys, I'm just getting sick of typing these out. -_-)
1) Damon Salvatore: (Played by Ian Somerhalder) Ah, Damon . . . there's not really any way to explain Damon, and those who watch the show would know exactly what I'm talking about. He's the bad boy who tries to hide the good buried deep within him on The Vampire Diaries. He's that guy who, right in the beginning you immediately hate him and wonder what could be so special about some asshole who messes up everyone's lives . . . but then you find yourself rooting for him, just hoping that he might get a fraction of the happy ending that everyone else seems to get. In the first season, he comes off as very shady, cocky, arrogant, and even more shallow, but when you find out that all of his intentions were to save someone who didn't even love him, who didn't even need saving, you start to realize how deep his emotions are rooted.
Favorite Quote: "Aw, come on! You can't make me drink all this by myself...I mean, I'll do it but somebody's getting naked."
The Vampire Diaries:
Damon/Stefan (brother bond, not incest; EW!)
Stefan/Tatia (In an alternate universe...)
Damon/Elena (But the FRIENDSHIP, I personally believe that their romantic ship is gonna sink faster than the Titanic!)
I ship most things for TVD, actually...the only ships that I don't like are Delena-couple, and Bamon...
Edward/Jacob (cute gay couple...)
All other cannons (I don't like to shake it up much in Twilight...seriously, leave my precious cannons the fuck alone.)
And many more! :P
Some of my favorite RP's that I'm on (I don't own!) right now are for The Vampire Diaries on different websites of the same owner, but I swear, it is so fun! I really do suggest that you guys come and join us, a good majority of the cannons are still open!
Dark Mystic Falls
Basically your typical Vampire Diaries Roleplay with drama, balls, events, fighting, sarcasm, hilarity, and just about anything else you can think of! THOUGH, please do read ALL of the rules if you do join, it kind of pisses off the staff because then we have to explain to you what you've already done wrong at that point. Haha. No joke, if you don't read the rules, then nobody sends in an application without being told--something that is demanded that you do! Other than that, it's pretty simple, just make sure that you're online at least once within a week and a half and you get to keep your character. Make sure that you stay loyal to the character though, we love it when people can do it right. (Wow, I make it sound like it's difficult to be on there...it's not.) The rules are perfectly reasonable, the roleplaying is fun, and we would love to have you on board! (I'm Damon Salvatore, there.)
Dark Mystic Falls Tumblr Page: darkmysticfallsdiaries.tumblr.com
Not only does this new roleplay apply to the Vampire Diaries, but also Twilight, Teen Wolf, Supernatural, True Blood, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and Charmed! Come see what happens when you throw these seven fandoms together into one city. (I'm Dean Winchester there. XD)
Here's the banner for my Renesmee/Jacob story, "Daybreak." It's made by my friend for me, so that's why it's not on my photostream, in case you were confused. (Oh my God, this story is terrible, jsyk...)