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Joined 07-12-11, id: 3066972, Profile Updated: 02-17-16
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, Death Note, and Morganville Vampires.

Name: What's it to ya? It's begins with an A and that's all I'll say.

Age: Don't you know that its rude to ask a lady her age?

Gender: LOOK UP!

Likes: Music( I'm obsessed), chocolate, strawberries,

Favorite bands: I have to chose? Skillet, Rise Against, Daughtry, Cascada, All Time Low, Kelly Clarkson, Abney Park

Favorite books/Authors: Um...Harry Potter, Morganville Vampires, anything by Rachel Caine, The Princess Bride, The Darkest Power series, Julie Kagawa, and the Wicked Lovely series.

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Friend by TheBlackEwe reviews
When a girl moves to Konoha with her family, joins a strange team of Genin, deals with weird clients, finds an insane cat, and develops a reluctant crush on one of her teammates, only adventure can follow. Follows canon from 1-698 with some changes (Added female fight scenes and character development, Neji lives, OC is present etc.). Alternate ending.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 366,596 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 9/22 - Published: 12/30/2009 - [OC, Sasuke U.]
Forever the Faithful Fan by Satchelle reviews
If YOU were sucked into the world of Death Note, your first thought would be - "Who slipped me acid?" Your second would be - "Who slipped me FREAK'N ACID?" And your third would be - "I know! I've read every volume and seen every episode like a good fanchild and I'll save the day! HOORAY!" Then things get complicated. LXOC
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 242,512 - Reviews: 1865 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 9/1 - Published: 6/5/2010 - L, OC
I Know Something You Don't by VeritaserumGirl reviews
George sighed in defeat and turned to look Liesel in the eye. "I know something you don't." Liesel grimaced. "Someone likes me?" she asked George. "Who? Who is he? Say his name," she demanded. "I'm tired of this game. It's been going on since my second year." George ran his fingers through his hair and grinned at her with amusement glinting in his eyes. "Fred." Fred/OC, Draco/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 228,455 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 12/11/2012 - [OC, Fred W.] Draco M., George W.
The Professors' Point of View by alittleinsane963 reviews
Admit it, you've always been curious about what the professors were thinking while Harry, Ron, and Hermione got themselves into all kinds of shenanigans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 223,682 - Reviews: 3389 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Laugh it Off by ValFish reviews
Everything is fine. Sirius is only dating horse-face, I'm too fat for my jeans and then there's the issue of losing my best friend. It's great. It's fantastic. It's year six. Marauder era. OC/Sirius, OC/Remus and James/Lily. Rated T for strong language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,299 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 8/15/2010 - [OC, Remus L.] Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Sides That Bind by TheSurprisedSlytherin reviews
As far as Heidi Zabini's concerned, Draco Malfoy is everything wrong with the Pureblooded elite that her surname pushed her into. But the summer has been about as kind to Malfoy as he's been to her, and the school year seems no better. Little by little, Heidi can't help but try to keep him afloat. However, there's that minor matter of reversing 16 years of damage between them...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,852 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 9/10/2015 - [Draco M., OC] Harry P., Blaise Z.
There's Always A Tomorrow by A.M.C. Theaters reviews
"She is your world. Completely unforgettable. The glimmer of the moon, the distantly remembered sun on your skin, none of that matters with her. She is more captivating than the moon and the warmth of the fire in both of your hearts could out-shine any sun. She is the angel of your Heaven, the demon of your Hell, and the center of your Earth. You're in love with her, Vlad." "No."
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 138 - Words: 549,094 - Reviews: 1705 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 1/15/2009
The Facts Of Life by bittersweetties reviews
"Let me get this straight, you're trying to blackmail an Uchiha?" "umm... Well yeah. Basically." "You're dumber than you look." "Who's the one getting blackmailed?"ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 154,791 - Reviews: 2556 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
A New Day by sundaymorningcoffee reviews
Sookie grows up overweight, self-conscious, and hopelessly in love with her older brother's friend, Eric Northman. Eric never had feelings for Sookie... until she comes back from Yale. Tan, beautiful.. and a size 6?. Eric has never been more shaken up.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,564 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Sookie, Eric
The Life and Times of the Kazekage's Assistant by Kitty Slap reviews
Imamura Tsubasa has no idea what she's in for when she becomes the Kazekage's assistant. All she wanted was to be a councilmember by 25 but it seems to be impossible when Temari becomes quite demanding of her and her life becomes a hectic hell. GaaraxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,430 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Gaara
The Viking and The Slayer by KaiaRay reviews
Buffy has been dreaming of Eric. They join forces to save Godric from the Fellowship of the Sun and sparks fly. The first few chapters are T but later M
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 120,254 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Buffy S., Eric N.
Her Big, umm, Heart and Treacle Tarts by OogieBoogie reviews
Why do all heroines have to be either slim or skinny? Enter Rose – a buxom, hefty, and curvy woman with body image issues. And she is crushing on Harry Potter with all her breasts – she would say heart, but her breasts are bigger.8th Year Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,494 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Harry P., OC - Complete
My Immortal: An Investigation by Abandon Structure reviews
As a writer, I set forth to examine the content of the supposedly "Worse-Fanfic-Ever" and determine if it was, in fact, deserving of the title. This is my story. Warning: Undertaking an investigation into My Immortal is not for the faint of heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,949 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Complete
The AntiFanfiction of My Immortal by Marcelisabeth Sinclaire reviews
Yes, 'anti-fanfiction'. I'm not a fan per se, but I thought it would be fun to insert a normal character into the twisted 'goffik' realm. Hold on to your brain cells, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Tara Gillesbie's Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,592 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 6/10/2011
Good Girl: Rewrite by Eternal-Explosionist reviews
She was an heiress of an important clan. He was a dangerous criminal. She was handicapped and scorned. He was injured and in need of cover. She should've said no, she should've run for help, but...he had called her a good girl...Zetsu X OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 100,632 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Zetsu, OC - Complete
To my Always, from your Forever by OogieBoogie reviews
I am Cedric Diggory's admirer. I tease him by sending him very scary, stalker-ish and freaky love notes. But the thing is, Cedric likes it. And he accepts the challenge of playing this Cat & Mouse game.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,259 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Cedric D., OC - Complete
Show Me Your Teeth by The Wriiter reviews
He chased me in my sleep & haunted me. We were so different, so we clashed like a twister against a hurricaine. I was human & he was vampire. So after Sookie asked me to help her, I was slowly yanked into my worst nightmare...Eric Northman/OC. R&R.
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,869 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Eric N. - Complete
Sweet New Beginnings by CorieFanGrrl reviews
The aliens are back with a few OC reinforcements and a new goal. So what do the Mews do? Add another Mew to the team, of course! OCxKish, Multiple AlienxMew pairings, slight IchigoxMasaya but not all smiles and roses. Read and review, please!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,522 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Ichigo M., Kish
Destined to Collide by yifrodit reviews
I was a sister of Sarah Newlin, and he was a vampire. I was his caretaker, and he was a prisoner. I watched over him for three weeks, and that was all it took. Three weeks, it took me only three weeks to fall absolutely in love with him. Godric/OC
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 103,321 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Godric
A New Life: Season 1 by jewelthebrat reviews
Katie has grown up living and breathing psych. What happens when a trip to Santa Barbra has her sent back in time and into a different universe where psych is actually real? Eventually a Carlton/oc and Shawn/Juliet story.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 91,017 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Shawn S., Carlton L., Burton G./Gus, Juliet oH. - Complete
Apocalypse Week by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Sheldon Cooper is crazy, but also kind of made of awesomeness. Or at least that's how Howard puts it. Penny thinks there's a possibility he's made of sexy, and really, the world must be ending if she has to suppress wayward urges to kiss him.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,536 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
A Kogan Story by BTRlover17 reviews
A series of one shots featuring Logan and Kendall
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,690 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Logan, Kendall
Turncoat by elizaye reviews
Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 256,732 - Reviews: 7285 - Favs: 6,246 - Follows: 2,805 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
An Exquisite Pain by Not Enough Answers reviews
Tom Riddle/OC. She accidentally stumbles upon a Time-Turner and sends herself seventy years into the past. But will she come back completely unchanged?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 150,500 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 1,511 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - [Tom R. Jr., OC] - Complete
My Name Is Meg by Piedgy777 reviews
Sneering Slytherins, riddling mysteries, mysterious riddles, irritating girls and back-chatting doorknockers. Some parts of Hogwarts never change. What's a girl to do? My name is Meg. And this is my Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,550 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
The Flaming of My Immortal by Liza MMX reviews
The title is self-explanatory.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,410 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Complete
Double Trouble by ClintBartonsGirl92 reviews
Draco Malfoy has a twin brother who he's just meeting now. What happens when at Diagon Alley Draco's twin meets the girl who has been crushing on Draco for a long time, then again on the train to Hogwarts? Does love ignite between the two?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,468 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Draco M., OC
Fuel to the Fire by PleaOfInsanity reviews
Peyton Fox; He mumbled against my lips. I sighed happily. Sirius Black was kissing... me...Wait... Sirius and me. Kissing. What the – "WA-AGH!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 89,772 - Reviews: 2027 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Not Supposed to See Them by MagicalButterfly reviews
Tori has a terrible accident and she starts to see weird things. Nobody believes her and she thinks that she has gone crazy. Is she right? Later TorixBeck romance. Rated T. Reviews are welcome.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,419 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Tori V., Beck O. - Complete
Surrender by harlequincabaret reviews
Lily is warming up to James, forcing her best friend Jackie to befriend the Marauders. She takes to Remus immediately, but Sirius proves to be difficult. Will they be able to reconcile, or will their own emotions get the better of them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 40,837 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Annabel Lee Cries With A Smile On Her Face by LilyFlutterFae reviews
In his darkest hours, Severus Snape finds himself gravitating to a silent girl who's always been at his side. But who is this mysterious and cheerful girl? Is she a loon or just hiding something? Snape/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,744 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Severus S., OC
Reflections of You by Drake Roberts reviews
BtVSHP: Willow's little rampage, and Xander's actions do not go unnoticed at Hogwarts. Sound vaguely familiar? Don't worry, that's just the beginning.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,130 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Xander H., Draco M.
Be My Goddess by Shoukyoku reviews
Light Yagami, has been working alongside L to solve this mystery. Now that there is another person intruding on Lights reign...He is determined to make her the Goddess of the new world. He will do anything to break her down; to get her on his side...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,931 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Light Y.
Miles High by Trashlife reviews
Fred Weasley/Oliver Wood Friends with benefits and pranksters can be dangerous... SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,721 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Oliver W., Fred W. - Complete
Secret Love My Escape by PleaOfInsanity reviews
Rosalie Vanderbilt... Hot headed, sarcastic and trouble with a capital T... and she just fell in love with her worst nightmare. DMxOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 61,281 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
All I Want for Christmas is You by AnneM.Oliver reviews
All Draco wants for Christmas is Hermione, and he only has twelve days to prove it, and he'll do it one day at a time. New Year's Eve epilogue added!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,601 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
So He's My Boyfriend, Right by WootYaoi reviews
Sequel to So There's This Guy, Right. Naruto has some issues he refuses to deal with, Sasuke can't make decisions, the parentals pose to be quite a problem, Itachi's still insane, Sakura still interferes and Shikamaru still doesn't care. YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 203,005 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
NIGHT AT THE WEASLEYS by 0D Malfoy1 reviews
A Fred, George, and OC fan fic. The twins have a threesome. Extream sexual matter. A one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/2/2009 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Not Another Mary Sue Fanfiction by Cameo Moon reviews
When Hogwarts has to create a new house for all the Mary Sues that have suddenly decided to invade the school, you might get the idea that there's a slight problem... Ch.6- Boom! Hermione infultrates the Mary Sue House, with the help of polyjuice potion
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,706 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/22/2002 - Published: 2/3/2002
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Neko's love reviews
The title explains it all...but three naruto fans fall into the naruto world...ones a neko..Itachi/OC Tobi/OC Hidan/OC. Complete and total randomness, not to be taken too seriously. At all. (Finally Updated after three years!)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,153 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Akatsuki
Bittersweet reviews
He kissed her, hard and Claire was forever in bliss...he tasted oddly of bittersweet chocolate. She was glad she went to him, very glad. Rated M for later chapters
Morganville Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Myrnin, Claire D.
The Darkest Hour reviews
Lizbeth Blackrose is Tom Riddle's best friend, and she knows more than he tells her. Because Little Liz has a gift: She's clairvoyant. She's seen the d she doesn't like it. Now she has a plan: Make Tom...full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,288 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Tom R. Jr., OC
The Eyes of Death reviews
Mary Carsh has the shinigami eyes, but not a Death Note. She's always had them, and now she's helping L catch Kira with them. Do you wanna know how this is possible? Read and Review! Eventually L/OC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,297 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Light Y., L
Mrynin's Song reviews
Just a random thing...song, whatever that I came up with cause i was bored. Basically, a song about Myrnin and Claire. I think, maybe. I don't know.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Claire D., Myrnin - Complete
Didn't have a Choice reviews
He didn't have a choice, she knew...but he could have at least said goodbye... One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete