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Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, Death Note, and Morganville Vampires.

Name: What's it to ya? It's begins with an A and that's all I'll say.

Age: Don't you know that its rude to ask a lady her age?

Gender: LOOK UP!

Likes: Music( I'm obsessed), chocolate, strawberries, anything that 'normal' people find strange

Favorite bands: I have to chose? Skillet, Rise Against, Daughtry, Cascada, All Time Low, Kelly Clarkson, Abney Park

Favorite books/Authors: Um...Harry Potter, Morganville Vampires, anything by Rachel Caine, The Princess Bride, The Darkest Power series, Julie Kagawa, and the Wicked Lovely series.

I say: Embrace the so-called 'strange'. Its wicked awesome!

You don't wanna know me, cause I mostly likely won't care. :)

If you think that 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they can spread their 6-AM cheer to say, Martians, copy this into your profile.

If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile

A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!" A friend will always be like "well you deserve better". A best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days".

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

-If everytime you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, put this on your profile!

-If you're a dork/nerd/geek but for some reason your friends haven't figured it out yet (we're all in disguise!), then copy and paste this on your profile!

-If you are the kind of person that gets really excited over like two good reviews, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

-If you've ever experienced deja vu, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

-Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

-If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

-If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

-If you don't get what the simplest things mean, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

-If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

-If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend/girlfriend or just because you want to , copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever tried to hi-five some body and it has taken over 10 tries to actually slap their hand copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you have ever bawled over your favorite character dying in a movie, video game, or book, copy and paste this into your profile!

-If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

-If you have ever seen an adult act like a gangsta or use slang and were freaked out, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

-Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

-Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts: ...

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's tasteless, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see who will come out alive

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindors sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) I will not tell Draco to “Make like a ferret and bounce”

30) It is exceptionally tasteless to tell Professor Lupin ‘Once you go black you never go back’

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) I will not greet Professor McGonagall with “What’s new pussy cat?”

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasley twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not start singing and dancing in the middle of lessons and claim someone put the imperious cure on me.

38) I will not tell Ron and Hermione to ‘get a room’ whenever they start fighting

39) I will not tell Severus Snape he takes himself too seriously. Same applied for Minerva McGonagall.

40) Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying the library is closed for an indefinite time period funny in any sense. Nor does Hermione Granger.

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

48) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

51) I will not tell the first years to build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.

52) I will not tell Filch that Peeves has left. It is cruel to get his hopes up like that.

53) I am not allowed to skip through the hallways singing the "Wizards of Waverly Place" theme song.

54) I am not allowed to attack the new Head Boy with water balloons.

55) I am not allowed to change the Slytherin common room to red and gold.

56) I am not allowed to tell the Ravenclaws and/or Hermione Granger that the library has been closed down.

57) I am not allowed to tell Lockhart that his fan club is waiting in the Whomping Willow.

Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms

2) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

9) I will not give Hagrid Pokémon cards and convince him they're real animals

10) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

12) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmede, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Mobile, Robin!"

13) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

14) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor

15) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

16) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

17) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

18) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

19) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" every time I apparate.

20) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

21) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

22) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

23) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

24) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.

25) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

26) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

27) I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the Force".

28) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays.

29) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.

30) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.

31.)I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".

32.)House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

33.) Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever moneymaking concept.

34.)I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.

35.) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.

36.)I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snapes private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing.

37.) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwick’s wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.

38.)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.

39.) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.

40.) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

41.)The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.

42.)I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets".

43.)When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.

44.)Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.

45.)A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.

46.) Hogsmede village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “

47.)I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.

48.). I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.

49.)Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.

50.)Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.

51.)Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

52.)I may not have a private army.

53.) I must not substitute chocolate-flavored laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.

54.)Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.

55.)I am not the wicked witch of the west.

56.) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.

57.) I will not melt if water is poured over me.

58.) -Neither will Professor Umbridge.

59.)I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.

60.)I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.

61.) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.

62.) I will not test my Potions assignments by spiking Snape's drink with them.

63.) - Especially not all of them at once.

64.) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts."

65.) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos.

67.) I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.

68.)When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'.

69.) Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.

70.) The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.

71.)I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

72.)Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not improved by the introduction of muggle firearms.

73.)Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.

74.)I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.

75.)I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.

76.)I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.

78.)I will not create a betting pool on that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.

79.)Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka.

80.)Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles.

81.) I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

82.)Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin".

83.)I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape.

84.). - However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.

85.)If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.

86.) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes.

87.)I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either.

88.)I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron.

89.)I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.

90.)It's not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says All the good-looking ones die young with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.

91.)I will not yell "Hey look It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmede

92.)I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad bad nightmare about Harry

93.)I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall

If you are a true Slytherin and proud, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you agree Pansy Parkinson should be sent to a Dog Kennel, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you agree Blaise Zabini is the sexiest Italian known to man, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate it when you stumble across a Draco X Harry slash, copy and paste this to your profile

Crazy:

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in PJO (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Percy or Nico. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Percy with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely gorgeous!" and you know exactly who they're talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but PJO. Crazy is when all your friends are scared of you because you are so hyper. Crazy is when you threaten your friends with a free trip to Italy and a vampire mafia if they don't read a book you suggest. Crazy is when your friend calls you crazy, you tear up a little and tell them that was the nicest thing they ever said to you. Crazy is when you spend three hours asking your best friend what their name is and then misspell your own name. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list. Crazy is when you decide that in the middle of a test in english, that you should burst out loud singing 'Carry on my Wayward Son', when on the test you see the word wayward, and end up getting everyone to stand up on their desks and sing with you, with the teacher laughing and finding the actual song on the computer so you can sing solo to it, and NOT get into trouble.(True Story)

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

If your reading fanfics when your supposed to be studying for a major test the next day, and telling your parents your studying, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you always look on the bright side and always judge a book/movie by its innards, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a mirror, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Profile your into this past and copy ,retard a like beginning the from this read actually you if. Now Read It Backwards

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.

I used to be normal until i met the freaks that i call my friends

I prefer solitude over company. If you feel the same way, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Angela deserves to be president of the U.S., copy and paste this to your profile.

Did you know the average person only reads three books per year? If you do not even believe it is possible to read that little, copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this to your profile.

95 percent of teenagers are worried about being popular. If you are part of the 5 percent who are not, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate Mary Sues, copy and paste this on your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it was uncool to breath. If you are part of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever stayed up and read past 4 in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Elva is an obnoxious jerk to EVERYONE, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think the phrase "How tall the trees, how bright the stars. And how beautiful you are, Arya Svit-kona" is so romantic, copy and paste this to your profile. (Yeah, sure. Romantic. Is that all he has? I mean, I guess it's sweet, but seriously? I kind of understand why Arya rejected him again

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart (It touched mine. So I posted it.)

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"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!"

"Don't change anything...Ever." -Adrian Monk

"Darn, you, blinky! I shall have your soul!" Dionysus from The Last Olympian by Rick Riordan.

"Let us find the dam snack bar" -Zoe, from The Titan's Curse by Rick Riordan

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

If you act random most of the time, copy and paste this into your profile If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile If you've ever copied and pasted copy and paste this on your profile If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile If you guys love to read, copy and paste this on your profile If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile If you've ever tripped, got up, and then fell right back down, copy and paste this to your profile Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste to your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If ANY class kills all of your self-esteem, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would have hacked the site in the first place, copy and paste this to your Profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 10 percent yelling JUMP!!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Edward Cullen in a creepy stalker, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile)

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

95% of teens would be crying if Justin Bieber was on a 100 ft tall building about to jump. If you are some of the 5% who brought popcorn and friends, add this to your signature.

Random stuff:

Come to the Dark Side, We Have Cookies!

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

"I swear to drunk I'm not God!"

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest telling us to sit down and shut up!

I took a pain pill. Why are you STILL HERE?!

This is NOT the life I ordered...

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

I didn't trip. I was just testing gravity... It still works.

It's always funny until someone gets hurt!!...then it's hysterical.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of Charades.

There's always light at the end of the tunnel...just pray it's not a train.

Guns don't kill people. People kill people.

I know I just said 'Guns don't kill people. People kill people.' But I think that guns help! I mean, not much would happen if you just sit there and yell 'BOOM!!'

It's so simple to be wise! Just think of something stupid to say and then say the exact opposite...

Love your enemies, it pisses them off.

NEVER take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways...

A solar eclipse is just a moment without sun. A moment without sun is well...you know... night.

And just when I found the key to success...someone goes and changes all the locks!!

Dear Homework, you are unattractive; therefore, I cannot do you.

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

When life throws you lemons, throw them back and say: 'WTF is your problem?!'

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

When I say 'LOL,' I'm not 'laughing out loud.' I just have nothing better to say.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

There are 3 types of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

Stupidity is not a crime, so you're free to go.

If I agreed with you, then we'd both be wrong.

I don't speak Idiot fluently so please speak slowly and clearly.

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

Don't blame yourself. Let me do it.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it'll be hard to pronounce!

The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but It's still on the list.

You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.

Now we know why some animals eat their own children.

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.

Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

Nobody's going to win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

Sarcasm is my automatic response to stupidity.

The one fault in perfection is that it's so damn boring!

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Why do they report power outages on TV?

Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be let out on its own.

Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.

Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you putting in so much effort to give us another?

He always finds himself lost in thought; it's unfamiliar territory.

I can tell that you are lying, your lips are moving.

I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass.

If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely stupid.

I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you *!

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

This is about abortion...

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak

Dude I hate these things but I am very superstitious: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Your a book-aholic if...

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else in the entire world) to read it.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.(Who wouldn't??)

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.

Your idol is a character from a book.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

My name is Sarah, I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!" I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

Put this in your profile if you think that child abuse is wrong.

Went to a Party Mom --by Unknown

I went to party mom, and remembered when you said You told me not to drink, so I had a sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself, the way you said I would, That I didn't drink and drive, though some friends said that should.

I made healthy choices, and you advice to me was right. The party finally ended and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car, sure to get home in one piece, I never knew what was coming, mom, something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement, and I hear the policemen say, the kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mom, his voice seems so far away.

My own blood's all around me, as I try hard not to cry, I can hear the paramedics say, this girl is going to die.

I'm sure the guy had no idea, while he was flying high Because he chose to drink and drive, Now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, mom, knowing it ruins lives? And now the pain is cutting me, like a hundred stubbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, tell daddy to be brave, And when I go to Heaven, Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Some one should have taught him, that is wrong to drink and drive, Maybe if his parents had, I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, mom, I'm getting really scared, these are my finally moments, and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me mom, As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say "I love you, mom!" So I love you and good-bye...

This is beautiful! Try not to cry!

She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room.

She said:'How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?'

The surgeon said, 'I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make

it.'

Sally said, 'Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more?

Where were you, God, when my son needed you?'

The surgeon asked, 'Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the

nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university.'

Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son. She ran

her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. 'Would you like a lock of

his hair ?' the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's

hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally.

The mother said, 'It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for

Study. He said it might help somebody else. 'I said no at first, but Jimmy said,

'Mom, I won't be using it after I die Maybe it will help some other little boy

spend one more day with his Mom.' She went on, 'My Jimmy had a heart of gold.

Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could.'

Sally walked out of Children's Mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending

most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on

the seat beside her in the car.

The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She

carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her

son's room.

She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room

exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging

his pillow, cried herself to sleep.

It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a

folded letter. T he letter said:

'Dear Mom,

I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you,

or stop loving you, just 'caus e I'm not around to say 'I Love You'. I will

always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other

again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely,

that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you

decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys

do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know.

Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and

Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take

a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly.

And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw

Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD ! And guess what, Mom ?

I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important.

That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good bye

and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom

? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I

think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to

you. Go d said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked

Him 'Where was He when I needed him ?' 'God said He was in the same place with

me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is

with all His children.

Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To

everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool ? I have to

give God His pen back now He needs it to write some more names in th e Book of

Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm sure the food will be great.

Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore The cancer is all gone.

I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to

see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get

me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?

Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.

If you would do this for your parents as well, please copy and paste the story this and add your name to the list: UniqueMelody, Silver Sheilds, darkness wasted, 1shadowfan, tkdprincess96,iluvpercabeth, ForbbidenForest, Insainepandas

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner andread a book. I am the girl that people lookthrough when I saysomething. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird anda freak either behindmyback or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if peoplecall her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Percy Jackson and the Olympians, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, Mimi-Love-4Ever, Melissa364, Schni10, ForbbidenForest, Insainepandas

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.

I used to be normal until i met the freaks that i call my friends

A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much weirdo?" A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, FOREST RUN!" A friend wipes your tears when your rejected. A best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" A friend will visit you in jail. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME'!! A friend will always be like "well you deserve better". A best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days".

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriendBEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your

phone

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" (don't ask you don't want to know) BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Things I Am NOT allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of its clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

51) But yes, I will do it all anyway.

Crazy? I was crazy once! I would sing stupid songs at school, then read books on how to read! But then I died, and people put daisies on my grave, and one is bending down and tickling me on my nose, so I'm giggling and everyone is scared of me because I'm dead and I'm not supposed to be giggling so no more daisies! I know, I'm crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once! Copy and paste this into your profile if this applies to you, and you know it does.

40 Things to do in Class when you're Bored:

1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em. 2. Inflate a beachball and throw it around the room. 3. Sing Show Tunes. 4. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it. 5. Think of new pick up lines. See if they work. 6. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War. 7. Churn some butter. 8. Conceive a brand new language. 9. Walls made of brick. Count 'em. 10. Plot revenge against someone. 11. Think of nicknames for everyone you know. 12. See how long you can hold your breath. 13. Take your pants off and give them to the professor. 14. Chew on your arm until someone notices. 15. Change seats every three minutes. 16. Think of ways to cheat at Trivial Pursuit. 17. Shave. 18. Run across the room, tag someone and say "You're it.". 19. Announce to the class that you are God and that you're angry. 20. Think of five new ways to use your shoes. 21. Start a wave. 22. Walk around the room begging for spare change. 23. Roast marshmellows. 24. Practice phrasing your answers in the form of a question. 25. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible. 26. Take apart your desk. 27. Pretend to communicate with your home planet. 28. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating. 29. Do a quick tapdance routine. 30. Try bird-watching. 31. Walk up the aisle yelling, "Popcorn! Hot popcorn here!". 32. Throw your backpack at someone. 33. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal". 34. Ask the person in front of you to marry you. 35. Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it.". 36. Make a sundial. 37. Give yourself a new identity. 38. Write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can't swim. 39. Dig an escape tunnel. 40. Announce your candidacy for President

Fun Things To Do In An Elevator (LOL)

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug," then enforce it.

Female Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost

this...

If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

Scrambles - Meant to Be!

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:

A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

9 out of 10 teenage girls suffer from peer pressure, verbal and/or physical abuse, and stereotyping. If you believe in the power of women and girls like us, and if you believe we can overcome this issue together hand in hand, post this onto your profile and add your name to the list: ColorTheSky, CrazyNerdyFangirl, WannaBeWinged,STALLION OF THE CIMARRON, independantwriter-137, Nickicece, ForbbidenForest, Insainepandas

Fear cannot touch me. It can only taunt me, it cannot take me away, just tell me where to go. I can either follow, or stay in my bed. I can hold on to the things that I know. The dead stay dead, they cannot walk. The shadows are darkness. And darkness can’t talk.’- Almost Here

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun!

“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.”

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that.

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Definition of Your Mom: How to answer a question when you’re bored

Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?

Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Life sucks and then you die.

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?

“When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade”

Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.

Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!" Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake." Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!"

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don’t obsess! I think intensely.

Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing “I’m Off to See the Wizard” when sent to the Headmasters office.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

“When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.”

“Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”

“Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else”

“Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.”

“I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.”

“What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.”

A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Death is God’s way of saying “You’re fired.” Suicide is Human’s way of saying “You can’t fire me- I quit!”

“He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.”

“If you know me, chances are you hate me.”

Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a fork

If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you.

Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.

Set sail in a general that way direction.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. (glares at friends... this is why i take so much food to school, cause i usually end up giving some to you guys anyway...)

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn, that was fun. Let's do it again!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Kick the ass of whatever made you cry.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Come on, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick their ass to hell and out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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The AntiFanfiction of My Immortal by Marcelisabeth Sinclaire reviews
Yes, 'anti-fanfiction'. I'm not a fan per se, but I thought it would be fun to insert a normal character into the twisted 'goffik' realm. Hold on to your brain cells, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Tara Gillesbie's Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,592 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 6/10/2011
Good Girl: Rewrite by Eternal-Explosionist reviews
She was an heiress of an important clan. He was a dangerous criminal. She was handicapped and scorned. He was injured and in need of cover. She should've said no, she should've run for help, but...he had called her a good girl...Zetsu X OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 100,632 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Zetsu, OC - Complete
To my Always, from your Forever by OogieBoogie reviews
I am Cedric Diggory's admirer. I tease him by sending him very scary, stalker-ish and freaky love notes. But the thing is, Cedric likes it. And he accepts the challenge of playing this Cat & Mouse game.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,259 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Cedric D., OC - Complete
Show Me Your Teeth by The Wriiter reviews
He chased me in my sleep & haunted me. We were so different, so we clashed like a twister against a hurricaine. I was human & he was vampire. So after Sookie asked me to help her, I was slowly yanked into my worst nightmare...Eric Northman/OC. R&R.
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,869 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Eric N. - Complete
Sweet New Beginnings by CorieFanGrrl reviews
The aliens are back with a few OC reinforcements and a new goal. So what do the Mews do? Add another Mew to the team, of course! OCxKish, Multiple AlienxMew pairings, slight IchigoxMasaya but not all smiles and roses. Read and review, please!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,522 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Ichigo M., Kish
Destined to Collide by yifrodit reviews
I was a sister of Sarah Newlin, and he was a vampire. I was his caretaker, and he was a prisoner. I watched over him for three weeks, and that was all it took. Three weeks, it took me only three weeks to fall absolutely in love with him. Godric/OC
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 103,321 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Godric
A New Life: Season 1 by jewelthebrat reviews
Katie has grown up living and breathing psych. What happens when a trip to Santa Barbra has her sent back in time and into a different universe where psych is actually real? Eventually a Carlton/oc and Shawn/Juliet story.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 91,017 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Shawn S., Carlton L., Burton G./Gus, Juliet oH. - Complete
Apocalypse Week by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Sheldon Cooper is crazy, but also kind of made of awesomeness. Or at least that's how Howard puts it. Penny thinks there's a possibility he's made of sexy, and really, the world must be ending if she has to suppress wayward urges to kiss him.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,536 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
A Kogan Story by BTRlover17 reviews
A series of one shots featuring Logan and Kendall
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,690 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Logan, Kendall
Turncoat by elizaye reviews
Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 256,732 - Reviews: 6968 - Favs: 5,093 - Follows: 2,418 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
My Name Is Meg by Piedgy777 reviews
Sneering Slytherins, riddling mysteries, mysterious riddles, irritating girls and back-chatting doorknockers. Some parts of Hogwarts never change. What's a girl to do? My name is Meg. And this is my Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,550 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
The Flaming of My Immortal by Liza MMX reviews
The title is self-explanatory.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,410 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Complete
Into The Past by Holz9364 reviews
Hermione Granger is flung 20 years into the past and sorted into Slytherin where she falls in love with her 17 year old Potions Master... Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 126,814 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/24/2009 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Double Trouble by DracoMalfoysSweetGirl92 reviews
Draco Malfoy has a twin brother who he's just meeting now. What happens when at Diagon Alley Draco's twin meets the girl who has been crushing on Draco for a long time, then again on the train to Hogwarts? Does love ignite between the two?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,468 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Draco M., OC
Fuel to the Fire by PleaOfInsanity reviews
Peyton Fox; He mumbled against my lips. I sighed happily. Sirius Black was kissing... me...Wait... Sirius and me. Kissing. What the – "WA-AGH!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 89,772 - Reviews: 1983 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Not Supposed to See Them by MagicalButterfly reviews
Tori has a terrible accident and she starts to see weird things. Nobody believes her and she thinks that she has gone crazy. Is she right? Later TorixBeck romance. Rated T. Reviews are welcome.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,419 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Tori V., Beck O. - Complete
Surrender by harlequincabaret reviews
Lily is warming up to James, forcing her best friend Jackie to befriend the Marauders. She takes to Remus immediately, but Sirius proves to be difficult. Will they be able to reconcile, or will their own emotions get the better of them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 40,837 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Annabel Lee Cries With A Smile On Her Face by LilyFlutterFae reviews
In his darkest hours, Severus Snape finds himself gravitating to a silent girl who's always been at his side. But who is this mysterious and cheerful girl? Is she a loon or just hiding something? Snape/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,744 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Severus S., OC
Reflections of You by Drake Roberts reviews
BtVSHP: Willow's little rampage, and Xander's actions do not go unnoticed at Hogwarts. Sound vaguely familiar? Don't worry, that's just the beginning.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,130 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Xander H., Draco M.
Be My Goddess by Shoukyoku reviews
Light Yagami, has been working alongside L to solve this mystery. Now that there is another person intruding on Lights reign...He is determined to make her the Goddess of the new world. He will do anything to break her down; to get her on his side...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,931 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Light Y.
Miles High by Trashlife reviews
Fred Weasley/Oliver Wood Friends with benefits and pranksters can be dangerous... SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,721 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Oliver W., Fred W. - Complete
Secret Love My Escape by PleaOfInsanity reviews
Rosalie Vanderbilt... Hot headed, sarcastic and trouble with a capital T... and she just fell in love with her worst nightmare. DMxOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 61,281 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
All I Want for Christmas is You by AnneM.Oliver reviews
All Draco wants for Christmas is Hermione, and he only has twelve days to prove it, and he'll do it one day at a time. New Year's Eve epilogue added!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,601 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
So He's My Boyfriend, Right by WootYaoi reviews
Sequel to So There's This Guy, Right. Naruto has some issues he refuses to deal with, Sasuke can't make decisions, the parentals pose to be quite a problem, Itachi's still insane, Sakura still interferes and Shikamaru still doesn't care. YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 203,005 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
NIGHT AT THE WEASLEYS by 0D Malfoy1 reviews
A Fred, George, and OC fan fic. The twins have a threesome. Extream sexual matter. A one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/2/2009 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Not Another Mary Sue Fanfiction by Cameo Moon reviews
When Hogwarts has to create a new house for all the Mary Sues that have suddenly decided to invade the school, you might get the idea that there's a slight problem... Ch.6- Boom! Hermione infultrates the Mary Sue House, with the help of polyjuice potion
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,706 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/22/2002 - Published: 2/3/2002
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Neko's love reviews
The title explains it all...but three naruto fans fall into the naruto world...ones a neko..Itachi/OC Tobi/OC Hidan/OC. Complete and total randomness, not to be taken too seriously. At all. (Finally Updated after three years!)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,153 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Akatsuki
Bittersweet reviews
He kissed her, hard and Claire was forever in bliss...he tasted oddly of bittersweet chocolate. She was glad she went to him, very glad. Rated M for later chapters
Morganville Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Myrnin, Claire D.
The Darkest Hour reviews
Lizbeth Blackrose is Tom Riddle's best friend, and she knows more than he tells her. Because Little Liz has a gift: She's clairvoyant. She's seen the d she doesn't like it. Now she has a plan: Make Tom...full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,288 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Tom R. Jr., OC
The Eyes of Death reviews
Mary Carsh has the shinigami eyes, but not a Death Note. She's always had them, and now she's helping L catch Kira with them. Do you wanna know how this is possible? Read and Review! Eventually L/OC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,297 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Light Y., L
Mrynin's Song reviews
Just a random thing...song, whatever that I came up with cause i was bored. Basically, a song about Myrnin and Claire. I think, maybe. I don't know.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Claire D., Myrnin - Complete
Didn't have a Choice reviews
He didn't have a choice, she knew...but he could have at least said goodbye... One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete