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Author has written 22 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Maximum Ride.

LUCKY

On Facebook as Sadie Stories!

My name's Lucky! I share this account with my best friend. But here's some things you should know about me:

1. I LOVE Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, The Ready Set, Greenday and My Chemical Romance.

2. I haven't worn my hair down in four years.

3. I always have a pencil in my hair or behing my ear.

4. I love animals!

So this is the saddest thing EVER in my mind. If you don't get a little misty eyed, there's something wrong with you.

I, SILVERDENE EMBLEM O'NEILL (familiarly known to my family, friends, and acquaintances as Blemie), because the burden of my years and infirmities is heavy upon me, and I realize the end of my life is near, do hereby bury my last will and testament in the mind of my Master. He will not know it is there until after I am dead. Then, remembering me in his loneliness, he will suddenly know of this testament, and I ask him then to inscribe it as a memorial to me. I have little in the way of material things to leave. Dogs are wiser than men. They do not set great store upon things. They do not waste their days hoarding property. They do not ruin their sleep worrying about how to keep the objects they have, and to obtain the objects they have not. There is nothing of value I have to bequeath except my love and my faith. These I leave to all those who have loved me, to my Master and Mistress, who I know will mourn me most, to Freeman who has been so good to me, to Cyn and Roy and Willie and Naomi and -- But if I should list all those who have loved me, it would force my Master to write a book. Perhaps it is vain of me to boast when I am so near death, which returns all beasts and vanities to dust, but I have always been an extremely lovable dog. I ask my Master and Mistress to remember me always, but not to grieve for me too long. In my life I have tried to be a comfort to them in time of sorrow, and a reason for added joy in their happiness. It is painful for me to think that even in death I should cause them pain. Let them remember that while no dog has ever had a happier life (and this I owe to their love and care for me), now that I have grown blind and deaf and lame, and even my sense of smell fails me so that a rabbit could be right under my nose and I might not know, my pride has sunk to a sick, bewildered humiliation. I feel life is taunting me with having over-lingered my welcome. It is time I said good-bye, before I become too sick a burden on myself and on those who love me. It will be sorrow to leave them, but not a sorrow to die. Dogs do not fear death as men do. We accept it as part of life, not as something alien and terrible which destroys life. What may come after death, who knows? I would like to believe with those of my fellow Dalmatians who are devout Mohammedans, that there is a Paradise where one is always young and full-bladdered; where all the day one dillies and dallies with an amorous multitude of houris, beautifully spotted; where jack rabbits that run fast but not too fast (like the houris) are as the sands of the desert; where each blissful hour is mealtime; where in long evenings there are a million fireplaces with logs forever burning, and one curls oneself up and blinks into the flames and nods and dreams, remembering the old brave days on earth, and the love of one's Master and Mistress. I am afraid this is too much for even such a dog as I am to expect. But peace, at least, is certain. Peace and long rest for weary old heart and head and limbs, and eternal sleep in the earth I have loved so well. Perhaps, after all, this is best. One last request I earnestly make. I have heard my Mistress say, "When Blemie dies we must never have another dog. I love him so much I could never love another one." Now I would ask her, for love of me, to have another. It would be a poor tribute to my memory never to have a dog again. What I would like to feel is that, having once had me in the family, now she cannot live without a dog! I have never had a narrow jealous spirit. I have always held that most dogs are good (and one cat, the black one I have permitted to share the living room rug during the evenings, whose affection I have tolerated in a kindly spirit, and in rare sentimental moods, even reciprocated a trifle). Some dogs, of course, are better than others. Dalmatians, naturally, as everyone knows, are best. So I suggest a Dalmatian as my successor. He can hardly be as well bred or as well mannered or as distinguished and handsome as I was in my prime. My Master and Mistress must not ask the impossible. But he will do his best, I am sure, and even his inevitable defects will help by comparison to keep my memory green. To him I bequeath my collar and leash and my overcoat and raincoat, made to order in 1929 at Hermes in Paris. He can never wear them with the distinction I did, walking around the Place Vendôme, or later along Park Avenue, all eyes fixed on me in admiration; but again I am sure he will do his utmost not to appear a mere gauche provincial dog. Here on the ranch, he may prove himself quite worthy of comparison, in some respects. He will, I presume, come closer to jack rabbits than I have been able to in recent years. And for all his faults, I hereby wish him the happiness I know will be his in my old home. One last word of farewell, Dear Master and Mistress. Whenever you visit my grave, say to yourselves with regret but also with happiness in your hearts at the remembrance of my long happy life with you: "Here lies one who loved us and whom we loved." No matter how deep my sleep I shall hear you, and not all the power of death can keep my spirit from wagging a grateful tail. Eugene O'Neill December 17th, 1940

LIST OF AMAZING YOUTUBE VIDEOS:

.The Ready Set's webshows (Fun With Truckstops, Marketing, Where's Witzigreuter, ect.)

.Charlie The Unicorn

.Llamas With Hats

.The Duck Song

.The Computernerd01's videos.

.Scott A Minute

.Star Wars: John Willams is The Man

KATE

Hey peeps! I rule, okay? Thought I'd get that out there. I think Lucky pretty much covered everythig in her post, but I guess I'll g over some fo my stuff, too.

1. I'm awesome.

2. I am in fact obsessed with P!ATD, TRS, MCR, FOB and GD.

3. My hair is the color of a very shiny penny.

That's it. Unless you're a stalker. But I don't support that. Okay! BYEBYE!

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Welcome To The Family reviews
My name's Dylan. These are my siblings- Sophie, Ryan and Theo. This is our messed up life story, involving our legendary parents, our somewhat insane aunt, and some other people that we have no relation to what-so-ever. Welcome to the family.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012
Home Is Where The Chaos Is reviews
Ever heard the term: 'Home is where the heart is? Well Jason Grace disagrees. Home is were the phsycotic teddy bear killer is. Home is where he has to deal with a Kool-Aid addicted drunk. Home is where Reyna nags him about random things. But it's home.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,517 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Jason G., Reyna R.
Bet reviews
Fang loses a bet, and now he has to face the consequences.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Fang, Iggy
Daughter InLaw reviews
Sally Jackson has met Annabeth Chase on several accounts, and has liked her from the begining. This is her veiw on her son's relationship with Annabeth and just the girl in general. PERCABETH!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Annabeth C., Sally J.
Awkward reviews
Let's face it: Everyone has awkward moments. These are some of the awkward moments the PJO and HoO characters have experienced.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012
Run reviews
The adventures of Luke, Thalia, and later Annabeth when they were on the run.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Thalia G., Luke C.
Got Your Back reviews
Pretty much what the title says. It's loosely inspired by the song Drive By by Train. It's only five chapters, unless more are requested.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
How To Be Annoying: By Travis And Connor Stoll reviews
Want to scare the Hades out of your roomate? No problem! Want to get kicked out of a store? Easy! Want to annoy people in an elevator? We're the masters of trouble! WARNING: Getting sent to prison for any of these actions are not by fault of the Stolls.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Connor S., Travis S.
Athena Cabin Discussion Board reviews
The Apollo cabin has the Music List. The Athena cabin has the Discussion Board, where they discuss everything from surgery to sports. Who says smart people can't have fun? I TAKE REQUESTS!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012
Soular Flares reviews
Just a songfic for the song Soular Flares by The Ready Set. Please read! I worked on this at one O'clock in the morning. For you people.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2012 - C. Beckendorf, Silena B.
Heights reviews
Jason 'helps' Thalia with her fear of heights. Or does he just want to get beat up?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Thalia G., Jason G.
The Apollo Cabin Music List reviews
"This is the Apollo Cabin Music List!It's a tradition in our cabin!See, this page here in the back? Anita Laurence started this. Yup, 1943. And we've kept the list going ever since. This page is from our century. Check it out!"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Apollo, Will S.
Yearbook Video reviews
The Camp Half Blood Yearbook Video! Please read! I don't think anyone has done this...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011
100 Themes Challenge: Lucky Style reviews
Yes, I've decided to do the 100 themes challenge. Check it out!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2011
STORY CONTEST! reviews
I m hosting a little competition. Become the Top Fanfiction Writer. Are you up for it? Read inside for guidlines.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/26/2011
Accident reviews
She never meant to fall in love. It was an accident. One big accident.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Drabbles reviews
If you've read my other stories, you know I m very prone to writer's block. And the lack of a decent computer. These are my solutions. There's romance, family and friendship ones in here, so read it! There's something for everyone!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2011
A Christmas Of Cousins reviews
Percy, Thalia and Nico have a Christmas to remember. Caution: Strange behavior is a given.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/25/2011
Tracy and Connie reviews
Just the Stolls doing something stupid at a counsil meeting. I own nothing!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Connor S., Travis S.
Nicos Adventures reviews
Nico diAngelo decides to learn more about other cultures. What better way to do that than travel the world? Join our favorite son of Hades as he works in rice fields, learns to play the bagpipes, and struggles to understand his newfound friends!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Nico A.
The Miller Chronicles reviews
When Sarah and Callie get sent to Camp Half Blood, their world is turned upside down. There they find the father that they never knew.They encounter wacky brothers, territorial nerds, and make some hilarious new friends.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Apollo
Overprotective Parents reviews
Tired of Poseidon and Athena s constant bickering, the gods come up with a soulution: Spying on their kids!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.